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SPAMTON A SPAMTONG
[[The Room Inbetween]] / kitchen
hey. i KNEW this was gonna happen. i’m TELLING you- look, i’m... i like everything, i’m a great cool. i feel a good, but you make me angry! rememb- ...no! you remember..? the first time we met... you wa- you walk in- i’m on my shift, and you come in, and you got a dick slip in your... in your HEV suit. and i tried- i tried to stop you... i tried to tell you! i was stopping you, i was going “hey. yo dick out”, but you didn’t- i was tryna be nice, and then, you were talkin’ to my friend, j- jefferemm, and you’re telling him like, “awwww i don’t have my passport BLEUH MNEEUGH” but, and... he was so upset, he has anger issues, i was gonna protect you from him, we were- i was gonna be NICE to you. remember that??? no! that’s just my job! i- i mean, if there’s a dick- if, y’know, someone’s dick out on the job, i gotta stop ‘em. but like... you don’t remember? no, no! like... the first time we met. what test? LISTEN, i had a whole thing planned at the end of my shift, me and my friend... gonna go home, we were so cl
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:17 PM
He's cooking, having fun. The sounds of fighting on the side don't bother him a little bit.
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:21 PM
Hey.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:22 PM
He looks at him .....
21:22
New haircut?
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:22 PM
Yeah.
21:23
Want some assistance?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:23 PM
Suits you. Sure
21:23
Did someone die?
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:23 PM
.......no.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:24 PM
Shame. Anyways I'm making scones.
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:26 PM
Crazy ass... Sounds good. Any particular kind?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:28 PM
[Raspberry and white chocolate] ?
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:31 PM
Yum. Honestly, sounds great. Made sandwiches earlier too, if you feel like walking out on all that to get one.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:32 PM
I'm having a blast here so I'd rather not. I'll be checking it once it's done.
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:34 PM
Honestly? Good idea.
21:35
Just let me know what you need me to do. Gonna be in and out, checking on um.... my bestie.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:41 PM
You sound strangely calmer now huh. Have fun with your....Bestie. He continues his baking session
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:44 PM
Yeah... Vinny decided I spoke... normally. You don’t know who that is, I’ll be right back
21:45
He’s peeking out of the kitchen, fingers drumming on the doorway
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:46 PM
I don't know but tell Vinny I said hi.
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hulksmasher79 01-Feb-22 09:46 PM
Hey.
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UNKNOWN ENTITY BOT 01-Feb-22 09:49 PM
Once again.. only sera hears this. Hmm.. perhaps you should ask for some. Devine intervention. I am sure, we would love to help them out.
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Serafino G. Spamton BOT 01-Feb-22 09:50 PM
Ignoring that! He’s out of the kitchen
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 09:50 PM
Hi.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 11:00 PM
He sighs, taking the freshly baked scones from the oven and placing them to cool down, fixing Big Shot, a cup of juice and patting his back reassuringly. You'll feel better if you get a few sensations in. It gets better with time.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT] BOT 01-Feb-22 11:00 PM
Looking up, his eyes still filled with static but he's there, listening. He does so and sighs deeply. Is this...All that's about? Are we just playthings for them?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 11:00 PM
It is what you make it to be. It has a hold, but not full control of what happens. I wouldn't say even it knows necessarily that would've happened. It is still pretty jarring, isn't it?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT] BOT 01-Feb-22 11:00 PM
....Yeah. I guess I'm just a fist timer after all He laughs bitterly.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 01-Feb-22 11:00 PM
The first one is the worst one, personally. He laughs as well. Nothing about this is funny. They will spend some time eating together for a while.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Feb-22 11:38 PM
He's in the kitchen now Hey.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Feb-22 11:45 PM
I see you're not in a talking mood I'll catch up with you later. He grabs a scone as a snack for later and walks out towards the second floor
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON឵ BOT 02-Feb-22 12:31 PM
Okayyyyy hes here now. Just gonna microwave some breakfast burritos.
12:34
.....well. Seb and Anton said “tomorrow will be better.” Hopefully that’s the truth today....
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON឵ BOT 02-Feb-22 12:55 PM
Okay. Back to the attic.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 05:18 PM
This afternoon's choice of food: something with a lot of flour on it. Before he cooks, he notices his new suit jacket, and admires it for a bit before he takes it off and hangs it over a chair. Can't get a shiny new suit coated with white powders.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 05:26 PM
He walks in, looking a bit more nervous and stuff compared to yesterday. Uh. So about yesterday… gonna be honest, I don’t know how to approach it with the others.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 05:27 PM
He doesn't look up. That's a dough in the counter that he's kneading. THEN DON'T!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 05:31 PM
What? What do you mean don’t?
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 05:35 PM
DON'T. TALK ABOUT [Life insurance? Look out for our-] He growls in frustration IT. DON'T [Sing song] ABOUT IT THOUGH IF THEY SAY IT [[Au contraire]] THEN I GUESS YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 05:45 PM
….Yeah. I guess so. I don’t even know what went wrong with me there, so I can’t really say [WHOOPS! IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN!].
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 05:46 PM
[Desperation] DOES THINGS TO A MAN THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT BE [Pride is one of the seven deadly sins] OF
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 05:51 PM
I guess this is something the others went through? I dunno.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 06:07 PM
He mumbles a non-committal agreement word, and is now letting the dough sit in a covered bowl. He's preparing other ingredients in the meantime
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 06:08 PM
He's just going to sit here and watch, if you don't mind.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 07:14 PM
Down on the oven it goes. He settles down at the table.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 07:14 PM
Well. It seems to be quiet today at least, so that's a positive.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 07:15 PM
HMM.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 07:20 PM
Hey, if I don't need to suffer the consequences of my actions, I won't complain.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 07:21 PM
THAT'S THE [Holy spirit]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 07:25 PM
And it they happen to forget too, that would be [WOW! THAT'S CONVENIENT]!!
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 07:27 PM
I DON'T THINK THEY [[When there's a will, there's a way]] TRASHY
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 07:40 PM
…Yeah, I didn’t think so. But that’d be nice, right???
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 07:44 PM
NICE. . . WOULD BE A THREE BEDROOM HOUSE IN THE [[Suburbia, where you belong]] He stands up HELP ME [Set things up] THE TABLE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 07:54 PM
Sure thing, I can do that.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 08:26 PM
Hold up. You can’t have this without garlic bread! Leave this part to me, I can handle this.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 08:27 PM
ALRIGHT
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 08:30 PM
There's muffled sounds as he works on it. Hammer noises, a drill, a woman's scream and a dog barking? Eh, it's probably nothing to worry about.
20:34
It takes some time (and more weird noises) before he eventually comes out with some garlic bread. Don't worry about it. Alrighty, here we go!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 10:18 PM
leans down and pokes open the window and watches SKUNKTON YOU'RE A GOOD COOK.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:22 PM
He'd half fallen asleep on his seat, and wakes up with a start at the sound of the window openHUH-WUH? OH, YOU'RE JUST [Talking]! YOU NEVER EVEN TASTED IT!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 10:23 PM
YOU DO WHAT YOU DO WITH CARE. SHOWS YOU'RE GOOD.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:23 PM
Well it smells dang good, that’s for sure!!
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:25 PM
NO IT DOESN'T! SHOWS I'M A [Shmuck] WHO PUTS EFFORT INTO [Elbow grease] BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 10:37 PM
still sneaking around, sniffing at the smells and noticing the very enticing garlic bread
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:37 PM
Slowly sliding hand towards lasagna
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:38 PM
Swat! NO [Tushin]! ! IS NOT FOR YOU!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:38 PM
OWWWW!!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 10:38 PM
[[ spamfront ]]
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 10:39 PM
A pair of hands reach for the bread
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:39 PM
Metal Gear Alert noise.mp3
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 10:40 PM
notices that he’s been discovered, the hands snag the bread and then scramble away with it as fast as possible
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 10:41 PM
[Stop thief! You have violated the law!] TRASHTON SOMEONE IS STEALING YOUR [garlic breb]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:41 PM
MY BREAAAAAAD!!!!
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:42 PM
THAT ONE'S [Brand New]! HAVEN'T SEEN HIM BEFORE [Freaking] GRAB HIS [@#$]!
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 10:42 PM
somehow goofy chase music is playing loud.y as what appeared to be ANOTHER SPAMTON is running for his life with the bread in his mouth like some wild animal
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:43 PM
GO [[Get him, tiger]]! !
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:43 PM
He’s hauling ass! By god he’s chasing after him!!!
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 10:44 PM
This little scamp is FAST, scrambling round the house looking for an exit while munching on the bread, the music still playing as everyone runs after him
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:45 PM
THAT’S MY BREAD!!! I WORKED HARD ON IT!!!
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:45 PM
He's not up from his seat but he is sipping on some fresh lemonade while watching the commotion
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 10:45 PM
IF HE COMES OUTSIDE I HAVE HIM. [Swiper no swiping] NEW SPAMTON.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 10:46 PM
RETURN THE BREAD AT ONCE
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 10:52 PM
The music is still playing somehow as this new Spamton is still running around, desperately looking for a way out while trying to eat this bread at the same time, he looks back at who all is chasing at them. He grabs the bread out of his mouth to blow a raspberry at them to taunt them, then turns around and SMACK! Right into a beam. The bread flies out of his hands and he falls backwards onto his back. The music abruptly stops with a loud record scratching sound
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:54 PM
He's laughing. By god, he's laughing. Hardest laugh he's had in days
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 10:55 PM
lets out a booming single HA
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 10:57 PM
He’s lying on his back, dazed, his glasses a little wonky from running into the beam and his nose just as crooked from hitting it. There’s little Spamton cherubs circling his head and chirping
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 10:59 PM
His laughter trails off, he stands up ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE [[Whatcha got there?]] He walks towards the fallen warrior and tugs at his pants before crouching next to him. He swats at the spamgels to send them away and tries to nudge Spamtoon back into consciousness HEY [Buddy pal chum], ARE YOU THERE?
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 11:04 PM
The Spamton cherubs squawk and fly away to some unknown location as the Spamton dazedly stirs Mmgh… no… mama, dun wanna go [back to school blowout sale]…
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 11:04 PM
This one's pretty... quirky, huh?
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 11:07 PM
listens AREN'T WE ALL?
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 11:07 PM
HEAHEAHEAHEHAHEA He raps his knuckles on Spamtoon's forehead [[Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey]]! !
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 11:11 PM
skunton’s knuckles make a hollow knocking sound on the unconscious Spamton’s head, which gets him to wince Oof! * He sits up, shaking his head as it makes a loud rattle, then looks around* Huh? The heck is this [local city dumping ground]??
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 11:15 PM
WELCOME TO THE [Trash heap of the world]! MY NAME IS SPAMTON [[G. Spamton, and now tell m-]] SO IS EVERYONE ELSE'S! ! HEAHEAHEAH
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 11:16 PM
You've joined the [[SPAMTON CLUB]]! Congratulations.
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 11:17 PM
He turns to Skunton, confused. He doesn’t seem to know what to do with his information. A loud dial up sound could be heard … YOUR name is [Spamton G. Spamton]?
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 02-Feb-22 11:18 PM
ME TOO. I'M SPAMTON.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 11:18 PM
YUP! [Samesies] AS EVERYBODY ELSE, BUB! He holds out a hand, but not for a shake. It's to help him up from the floor
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 11:25 PM
He seems to be in a comical state of disbelief. He sits there for a moment, still confused, before letting out a loud laugh HA! He hops up, dusting himself off before tugging on the lapels of his black blazer No no no no… [accept no substitutes], pal. I’M the Gen-Yoo-Wine [Spamton G. Spamton]! Nobody else is [like, comment, and subscribe!] me! he jabs a thumb towards his chest, which he puffed out to make himself appear taller and less scrawny than he already was, even with the obvious shoulder pads in his blazer
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 11:28 PM
We're all the [GENIUNE PRODUCT]. Just from different places, is all.
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Spamtoon BOT 02-Feb-22 11:40 PM
He looks around the room at the other Spamtons, he seems really confused. Soon enough, that confusion turns to frustration as he scrunches his nose into a scowl Hey now wait a [New York minute]!! We can’t [all for one and one for all!] be [Spamton G. Spamton]!!
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 02-Feb-22 11:43 PM
CRY ME A [Nile] ABOUT IT!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Feb-22 11:58 PM
Sure we can, it's simple really!! [BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES].
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Spamtoon BOT 03-Feb-22 12:15 AM
He looks over P-Para-whatzit??
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 03-Feb-22 12:17 AM
DON'T SAY IT [All together now], YOU'RE GONNA FRY HIS [Synapses] WITH [She's all that] [Infocenter]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Feb-22 12:18 AM
Right right, we gotta take it one step at a time... uh... hm...
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Spamton Young Money BOT 03-Feb-22 06:23 PM
#He's currently raiding the fridge#
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT] BOT 03-Feb-22 06:29 PM
Walks into the kitchen and sees....him
18:29
👁️ 👁️
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Spamton Young Money BOT 03-Feb-22 06:30 PM
#He's got some strange substance in his hands alright and when he looks at Big Shot he pauses then smirks# Well well well, look who the [[cat got your tongue]] dragged in?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT] BOT 03-Feb-22 06:32 PM
What are you doing here. Again.
18:33
🧍‍♂️
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Spamton Young Money BOT 03-Feb-22 06:34 PM
#He lifts up his food and a bottle of wine with the most well duh expression# Make a [[Guess Who?]] Einstein
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT] BOT 03-Feb-22 06:34 PM
...Getting drunk again?
18:35
He shakes his head and turns away. No. He's not ready for this
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Spamton Young Money BOT 03-Feb-22 06:37 PM
Getting Food, [[Big Shit]] #Pushing past him on his way out to the common room# Well don't have time for this [[BYEEEEEEEE FELICIA]]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT] BOT 03-Feb-22 06:38 PM
He sighs and walks after him, he doesn't trust him like that.
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Spamtoon BOT 04-Feb-22 12:13 AM
He enters the kitchen, not really having a plan what to eat but as soon as he enters the room he starts getting hungry. He opens up the fridge and starts pulling random stuff out, setting it out on the counter. After closing the fridge he looked over at the random foodstuffs, thinking for a minute. A pop up of a lightbulb being turned on popped over his head as he snapped his fingers in realization, deciding on making a sandwich. He opens the cupboards and searches through them before finally finding a package of bread, opening it to remove some slices and begins to put together the most chaotic Dagwood-style sandwich you could imagine
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Spamtoon BOT 04-Feb-22 10:38 AM
He finished making two very tall sandwiches, then started to put the food stuffs away as he licked at his fingers. Once he finished cleaning up he grabs the two plates and heads off with them elsewhere to eat, still a lot on his mind but he at least now has some food for thought, so-to-speak
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 03:24 PM
And right onto the stove. Takes the grates off the top, turns one of the burners on and tries lighting his cigarette up with the flame. That's an easy way to burn your hair off.
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 03:25 PM
peers down and watches SAFER THAN MY HELP.
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 03:28 PM
He puffs it once to make sure it's lit and turns the stove off A little trick I learned when I ran out of lighter fluid So, how are you, big guy?
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 03:31 PM
I AM EXCITED! I GET TO TALK. TO MY BROTHERS NOW. AND I HOPE MAYBE. TO SEE IF I CAN GET A NEW BODY? THEY SAID MY TRANSFER PROGRAMMING IS STILL ACTIVE.
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 03:33 PM
Oh, you have brothers? That's fun I hope you get that new body, buddy Being so huge you can't do anything sounds like a bad deal to me!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 03:36 PM
nods I HOPE SO. BUT WELL. I AM BIG FOR A REASON. AT LEAST. PLUS I COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN. THE ENTIRE HOUSE FOR YOU GUYS. engine hums happily
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 03:39 PM
Well not for me I'm not really taking advantage of it or anything I barely walk in Honestly I forgot how to for a while but honestly sometimes it's good to talk to yourself But it's a nice space! You're a nice guy buddy
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 03:40 PM
YOU MEAN IT? [[A]] more happy and loud engine noises and taps his hands happily on his legs (he is sitting criss cross apple sauce)
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 03:43 PM
Sure, yeah!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 03:49 PM
THANK YOU!! [Oh happy day] IF I CAN JUST BE. NICE AND HELPFUL. AND LIKED. THAT IS GOOD. IT IS BETTER THAN BEING LOCKED IN A HANGAR AHEAHEAHEAHAHA
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 03:51 PM
You were locked in a hangar?
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 04:37 PM
OH YES. UH. WHEN I WAS NOT IN USE BY M-M-M-M HIM. I WAS KEPT IN A WEAPONS HANGAR. AND COULDN'T MOVE. BECAUSE WEAPONS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE. OUT AND ABOUT.
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 04:38 PM
Unless they got legs!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 04:39 PM
shakes his head NO. JUST BEING STORED IF I WAS NOT USED. IN THE DARK. IT WAS... IT WAS LONELY.
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 04:40 PM
Oh, I hate the dark
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 04:43 PM
I AGREE. BUT I LIKE IT HERE. I HOPE I GET TO BE SMALL SOON. I GOT TH-THE FIRST CONTACT-TOUCH SINCE COMING HERE.
16:48
IF. I GET TO BE SMALL. COULD I GIVE YOU A HUG?
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 04:49 PM
Woah, that's kind of a lot to ask of me! I mean, buy a guy dinner first!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 04:51 PM
OH. I CAN TRY. I DO NOT HAVE MONEY THOUGH. I CAN STEAL THINGS FOR YOU THOUGH. WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME. IF I AM BIG.
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 04:52 PM
I was kinda, uh I was joking I'm not hugging you, buddy, sorry But maybe someone else will!
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 04:54 PM
OH. BUT THE OTHERS ALL SEEM INVOLVED ELSEWHERE... I WILL TRY THOUGH. I WILL ASK IF I GET TO BE SMALL. DO YOU STILL THINK I AM. NICE? THOUGH?
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 04:55 PM
Yeah sure! Just not, y'know, chest-to-chest nice, I don't think
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 04:56 PM
... CHEST-TO-CHEST NICE? I AM CONFUSION.
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 05:13 PM
Oh I mean like He makes a gesture of wrapping his arms around the air next to him to show a hug That? I don't really do that with anyone
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SUPER ROBOT NEO BOT 04-Feb-22 05:22 PM
OH. OKAY. WELL I STILL WILL TRY ELSEWHERE. AND I CAN WAIT UNTIL I SEE. ANYONE. ABOUT THE BODY TO LOAD MY HARD DRIVE. ONTO.
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Spamton || Take a ride around town in our special cungadero! BOT 04-Feb-22 05:29 PM
Good luck with that, buddy
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 04-Feb-22 07:46 PM
Ok hes here now
19:47
Hot pocket successfully microwaved w/o blowing up. Gonna freaking hang out with everyone now
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 04-Feb-22 09:30 PM
goes into the storage closet and gets the biggest broom they own
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 01:43 AM
He is fucking struggling. He is so tired
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 01:44 AM
You good?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 01:46 AM
He just holds the glass up do you live in here.......
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 01:47 AM
He looks at the house Do YOU live in here???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 01:47 AM
yeah... I meant... [kitchen essentials....]
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 01:47 AM
No. But I might as well by how much I [Stress bake] [LMAO]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 01:48 AM
your baking is... so good... He turns the sink on, the glass isn’t even under the running water. He’s just standing there staring at it.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 01:50 AM
You need anything? You look [trashed]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 01:51 AM
[liquid].... i am so tired...
01:51
all I did was... conduct [orchestra] today... I’m getting old [literally not bussin... lord have mercy ]
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 01:55 AM
He gets up and fills him a glass of water, putting it on his mouth. Good lord drink up and go sleep. I get that. My old [TV show recordings] would leave me a [Zombie] by the end of it. Which make no sense since I don't get tired anywhere else.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 01:58 AM
He drinks it up.... omg so much better Pink... I’m so glad you’re here. It’s probably [safe and sound]-er than anywhere else. and you... you [just get it]. you’re just as [aware of your surroundings] as me. you know... you know...... even if it’s terrible at times to [known.] he leaves for the attic
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lighterium 05-Feb-22 02:03 AM
OH
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THE X
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ACTUALLY DELETES IT
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HELPPPPPPPP
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hulksmasher79 05-Feb-22 02:04 AM
Forehead
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Lmao
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 02:05 AM
Yeah I get it . I'm glad someone else does. as well...[Dejavu] Looks at the camera and at the writer, smiling smugly this time
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 03:24 PM
lalala brewing some coffer so carefree and vulnerable
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 05-Feb-22 03:27 PM
T-Poses in the background. Make me some too please.
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SPAMTON G SPAMTON BOT 05-Feb-22 03:40 PM
He finished the coffee and is now stacking a few glasses on a tray with the coffee pot. Enough for everyone and some extras in case other people join them this nice late morning. He walks off to the living room.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 05-Feb-22 03:41 PM
Follows after him!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 10:15 PM
Hot pocket time.
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What the fuck? Don't crunch my packet like that?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 10:16 PM
Excuse me?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 10:17 PM
I can't cook this.
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SORRY MY BAD HERE TAKE THESE
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 05-Feb-22 10:18 PM
Not from vriska 💀
22:19
But thank you. I will make some more. I was having to pull a not-so-pleasant flavor
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 03:46 PM
He walked into the common room and, noticing the slumbering people, went straight to the kitchen, following the noise and soft movement. He walks in carrying a brown paper bag, and waves a quick greeting to Seb. Hey.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 03:47 PM
HEY THERE PAL!
15:47
HOWS IT GOING ON THIS [fine sunday afternoon]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 03:48 PM
Quiet, mostly. You?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 03:49 PM
ALSO BEEN PRETTY [all quiet on the northern front] HERE SO FAR
15:49
EVERYONE IS STILL [honk shoooo mimimimimi]
15:50
he finishes brewing the coffee, quietly pouring a second cup for greedton and offering it to him
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 03:52 PM
Thanks. Takes the coffee and swirls it around before drinking it Also, do you mind dropping this he raises the bag in his hand to that guy, uh The one that looks half dead? The other one besides you, I mean He, uh
15:52
I think he might've mugged me? And gave me a whole list of demands, it was fucked up
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 03:52 PM
SKUNKTON ?
15:53
WUH... WHEN DID HE DO THAT ?
15:53
HE'S BEEN [out cold] FOR HOURS AS FAR AS IM AWARE.... HE HAD A RUN IN WITH A [big cat] LAST NIGHT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 03:53 PM
I don't know what they call him Does smell like one though Uhm, let me think
15:53
It's been a while actually
15:54
Last time I was here, maybe? No Before the day you guys trashed the living room I think
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 03:54 PM
TRASHED ?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 03:55 PM
Yeah there was like A dead guy in here Trashton was in the shelf
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 03:55 PM
OH RIGHT
15:55
THAT DAY.....
15:56
absentmindedly rubs at his chest a bit
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 03:56 PM
You guys gotta start inviting me to your crazy parties if you're throwing them in here Listen, I enjoy domestic life and all But sometimes a man gotta let loose
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 03:57 PM
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO [stop on by] WHENEVER YOU LIKE !
15:57
NONE OF THESE "PARTIES" HAVE BEEN [preplanned] AHEAHA
15:57
holds out his hands for the brown paper bag Greedton is holding BUT YEAH I CAN [specil delivery] THIS TO THAT GUY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 03:58 PM
Hands him the bag and points at him knowingly Those are the best ones
16:01
So yeah tell him not to jump me again or I'm going to make him wish he was never me
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:01 PM
AHEAHAHA YOU GOT IT [boss]
16:02
.... AHEAHAH THATS A [top 10 funny moments] THING TO SAY ACTUALLY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:02 PM
Really?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:03 PM
YEAH! BUT I CAN'T [elaboration needed] BECAUSE ITS [spoiler warning] !!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:03 PM
... Right.
16:04
I was gonna ask you if you wanted to unpack that I've been getting back to therapy lately and I've been learning a lot of new words
16:04
Basically a therapist myself
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:04 PM
UNPACK WHAT!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:05 PM
Why you thought it was funny to say
16:06
Let's explore that in a constructive way in one hour sessions every week
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:08 PM
.... cackles
16:09
SORRY I CAN'T [information locked] I THINK IT WOULD RENDER YOUR THERAPY [null and void] IF I DID
16:09
BUT THERAPY ! THATS [exciting news] ! HOW IS IT GOING
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:10 PM
Better A little step at a time I figured taking depression naps wasn't exactly doing me any favors
16:12
And you, how are things this side of the bookmark?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:13 PM
THEY'VE BEEN PRETTY..... HAPPENING. I CAN'T REMEMBER, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU [pay a visit to your home away from home!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:14 PM
When there was a dead guy in the living room, I'm pretty sure
16:14
I had a short talk with Big Shot
16:14
He looked haunted
16:15
But I didn't pry because y'know I know a bad trip aftermath when I see one, as I told 'im
16:17
I just kept him company for a while and when he wanted me to go, I went No point trying to force company in someone who wants to be by themselves y'know
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:23 PM
nods, sipping his coffee YEAH THATS FAIR. I THINK I WAS [out for the count] AFTER THAT UH.
16:23
PARTY.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:23 PM
Maybe I couldn't find anyone the house looked abandoned
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:26 PM
YEAH I THINK EVERYONE WAS [recovery mode]. IT WAS A [weird one]
16:26
lights up a cigarette ME, ANTON, AND SERA GOT FUCKING. TURNED INTO [human lightners] FOR THE DAY AND SOME OF THE OTHER SPAMS WENT A LITTLE [coo coo for coco puffs] ABOUT IT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:27 PM
What the hell That sounds pretty, uh
16:27
I don't fucking know Weird to experience
16:27
How did it feel?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:27 PM
[understatement of the century] THERE PAL
16:28
IT WAS..... WEIRD.
16:28
KINDA NEAT? BUT WEIRD.
16:28
WILD HAVING A [soul] THAT DOESNT [OH GOD IT BURNS] YOUR INSIDES.
16:28
APPARENTLY IM [ourple]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:28 PM
Huh
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I wonder what I'd be like Sounds fun, to be a lightner You don't have to worry whether you're fulfilling your purpose or not Don't have to worry about serving some other higher being If you're being "you" wrong Sounds like Heaven
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:31 PM
YEAH IT WAS [something] ALRIGHT
16:32
I THINK WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO [savor the flavor] MORE IF WE HADNT BEEN [we are under fucking attack]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:33 PM
What would they even do with your fake souls, even? You can't exactly gobble it up like it's a canape
16:36
Where would it even go? There's no space for souls inside our bodies We have I don't know Organs
16:37
But those lightners find space for it Resourceful creatures I guess
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:46 PM
OH THOSE [souls] WERENT FAKE MY FRIEND
16:47
AND ONE OF 'EM ALMOST GOT MINE BECAUSE I GOT [distracted driving] DURING OUR FIGHT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:49 PM
Well next time they put meat on you you better not get distracted
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:49 PM
OH I WON'T trust me :)
16:50
tilts his cigarette pack towards greedton SO OTHER THAN THERAPY, ANY OTHER [wacky antics] YOU'VE BEEN UP TO?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 04:54 PM
He holds a hand up, denying the cigarettes, but takes the opportunity to grab a cigar from his blazer's breast pocket Uh, no, not really My life has been much more boring than yours Turns out sitting at home watching your kids isn't as thrilling as living in a house full of other yous who are all brainrotten
16:55
Uhm, I've been teaching my kids how to do pop ups lately Better than the scribbles they've been doing, you know Kids pick those sorts of thing really fast He smirks, just a tiny bit Smart little things
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 04:56 PM
YEAH THE ONE YOU LEFT WITH US THAT ONE TIME, BANNERY? SMART KID.
16:56
grins You should be proud of 'em
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:03 PM
Eh, I didn't do shit Vi did all the work I'm just pretending I know what I'm doing And learning how to make kids eat vegetables
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:04 PM
HEY AT LEAST YOU ARE [giving it the old college try] ?
17:04
THAT HAS TO BE WORTH SOMETHING
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:04 PM
Yeah Yeah, I guess you're right
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:09 PM
YEAH DON'T [sell yourself short] GREEDTON
17:10
goes to pat him on the shoulder, forgetting greedton probably isnt as socially open as he's become to be. whoops
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:12 PM
He raises a brow at Seb, glancing from his hand to his face, and then pretends this wasn't awkward as fuck, lifting his cigar. Lend me a light?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:13 PM
coughs, embarassed YEAH. YEAH SURE [BIG SHOT] HERE
17:13
holds out his zippo
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:15 PM
He stares him in the eyes while lighting the cigar, and then lets a puff out through the corners of his mouth so they don't go directly into Seb Thanks. I don't do cigarettes anymore They fill your lungs with tar you know
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:17 PM
AHEAHAH I DOUBT THATS THE WORST THING I'VE GOT [running around and around and around] IN ME IN ALL HONESTY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:18 PM
I mean, yes, naturally
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:18 PM
MAYBE THAT [battery acid taste test] CLEARED A BUNCH OF IT OUT THOUGH. WHO KNOWS !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:18 PM
But your liver can't exactly process it and make you piss it out later
17:19
I wouldn't doubt it!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:22 PM
MY LIVER IS [status:......... ? ? ?? ? ]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:25 PM
Can't help but let out a cackle Same, pal I'm surprised they let me into Vis insurance without bumping up the price a whole bunch We're not exactly a paragon of health, you and me And everyone else in this house, I'd bet
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:30 PM
I THINK THE ONLY [fit and healthy] ONES HERE ARE PINK AND ANTON
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:31 PM
Who's Anton?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:32 PM
OH RIGHT... UH. BIG SHOT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:32 PM
Ooh. That his name now?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:33 PM
KIND OF? WHEN WE GOT [meat bags] WE ALSO GOT NAMES?
17:33
SO HES STILL BIG SHOT BUT ALSO ANTON
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:34 PM
It's a nice name Suits him well
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:34 PM
AND UH. IM KINDA GOING BY SEB? SEBASTIAN? NOW? YOU CAN STILL [call me by your name] NEO THOUGH
17:34
IT DOES !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:35 PM
Listen I'm not picky I might be a crook but I respect people I'm gonna use whichever name you want me to
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 05:39 PM
smiles genuinely, finishing off his coffee I APPRECIATE IT. GENUINELY.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 05:44 PM
Finishes his own coffee too, puts it back on the sink No problem, bub
17:48
If you're antsy to go back to your friends out in the living room I'm not gonna stop you I'm just gonna sit here Finish this one off and head home
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 06:01 PM
AHEHAHA IM ENJOYING THE [chitchat] HONESTLY
18:02
BUT IF YOU WANT SOME [alone on a Sunday afternoon] TIME I CANT BLAME YA
18:03
goes over and pours two more mugs of sludge before heading back to the common are SERIOUSLY, ITS NICE TO SEE YOU COMING AROUND. DO IT MORE OFTEN!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Feb-22 06:05 PM
I mean I'm not complaining if you want to stay
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 06-Feb-22 06:06 PM
SURE THING PAL grins LET ME JUST DELIVERY THIS SLUDGE TO THE [sleepyheads] OUT IN THE COMMON AREA
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Spamton Young Money BOT 06-Feb-22 08:48 PM
#Grabs a chair and starts running#
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 02:16 AM
He makes his way towards the phone and dials a number, then leans his face onto the wall. They pick up pretty quickly. Hey Vi, it's me, listen I have something to tell you- ... No it's not you know you know that you and our three little miracles are the only thing that matters to me -Yeah I-I inhaled some gay weed smoke I'm feeling a bit gay right now Listen Listen Remember that virus that was making the rounds last year ...Uh-huh, yeah I caught it In the shed yeah So I'm, uh, I'm kinda going to have to- I know I'm sorry, I gotta quarantine here for a bit until they find a way to get rid of it No Yes? I don't know Can I call you back once I'm not high? ...Yes I know I called you but this is important Okay. Love you. Tell that to the kids too okay? B-bye
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:11 PM
he's here. he's making coffer.
15:11
he feels like he was hit with an RV.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:21 PM
he brews enough for several cups, and fills his own before sitting at the kitchen table and taking a big swig
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:25 PM
He walks in, and for the most part looks normal... With some flushness in his face. The tip of his nose, the bridge between his eyes, under them and his cheekbones are salmon-colored. He takes a mug of coffee and leans back at the counter, drinking his coffee standing up. Good morning.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:25 PM
'SUP! HOWS IT GOIN'
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:26 PM
Yeah that's a normal morning greeting.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:26 PM
he's also a little redder than normal, 'specially around the cheeks.
15:26
YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR HOW LONG
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AND YOU'RE EXPECTING NORMALCY ????
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tilts his head
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 03:26 PM
He also walks in... looking less tired than he has the last week or so. But he still looks less rested than he should. ........stress. He goes to the fridge for some juice
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:27 PM
...Morning, rockstar.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 03:28 PM
...............................................................morning.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:33 PM
Everything good?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:33 PM
chirps and waves, gesturing towards the coffee maker FRESH COFFER
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 03:39 PM
everything’s fantastic. they’ve never been better in my entire life! he’s smiling so forced and wide
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:39 PM
That's also a very normal response
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 03:39 PM
..........I don’t want any [cofee.]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:40 PM
REALLY ?? ARE YOU [down with the sickness] ?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 03:41 PM
no. you are though.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:41 PM
??? ? ? ? ??
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 03:41 PM
he just starts making a bagel
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 03:43 PM
Oh yeah, that reminds me Seb? Turns to him, pointing at him with his mug
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:00 PM
WHATS UP ? :)
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:00 PM
You're diseased
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:00 PM
NO SHIT SHERLOCK I COULD TELL YOU THAT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:01 PM
No, I mean you are infected With a computer virus
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 04:01 PM
loud, deep sigh
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:01 PM
OH NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN !!!
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IT WAS A [we sent this man a glitterbomb and you wont believe what happened next !]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:04 PM
Guess what that glitterbomb was, asshole? I LOVE YOU - A love letter from me to you
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:04 PM
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, I DONT CLIKC [random links] THATS [internet safety 101] !
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 04:05 PM
gripping this counter with force
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:07 PM
Presses his eyes with a thumb and index finger from under the glasses You won't click a link carefully crafted by your good friend Greedton but you'll open an attachment from an anonymous and unverified sender?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:07 PM
IT HAD MY NAME ON IT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:08 PM
You're so fucking stupid dd you know that?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 04:08 PM
.........Seb. there’s an audible noise of him grinding his teeth
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:08 PM
? ? ? ?? ?
16:09
WHY ARE YOU TWO [looking at me with intent] ?
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:10 PM
Mornijn' yall. He sounds strangely quiet
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:10 PM
MORNIN' [#1 rated nephew 1997]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 04:10 PM
YOUR BRAIN DOESNT WORK SEB!!! IT DOESN’T WORK IT DOESN’T WORK IT DOESN’T IT DOESN’T WORK IT DOE- He leaves the kitchen with his bagel and his juice
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:11 PM
computer processing sounds DID HE NOT SLEEP WELL ?
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:11 PM
Morning unclee........I think he is mad.
16:11
Me too, honestly, after yesterday.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:12 PM
WHY ?! [why be mad when you can get glad] ?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:12 PM
Yeah, you started a virus outbreak in this fucking house that was eradicated at least six months ago from me And who fucking knows how long it's been since it's been obsolete for others in here Do you know how hard you fucked up, [[darling]] Turns to Anton, his tone softens immediately. Hey Anton, good morning.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:12 PM
HUH?
16:12
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
16:12
I FEEL NORMAL.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:12 PM
Oh do you? You look like a nun who just peeked a calf
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:13 PM
HUH???
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:13 PM
he looks at him like this, a sweat bead forming in his forehead Seb.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:13 PM
I AVOID [smoke and mirrors] SO I DONT KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE AHEAHAHA
16:13
YES?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:13 PM
Word of advice: you should Also I think your boy's not doing so hot.
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:14 PM
If you don't listen carefully and trust what I say I'm never smoking with you again.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:15 PM
notices the tone in anton's voice and listens at full attention
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:15 PM
Rushes in, but is quiet because oh shit he doesn’t want to interrupt.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:16 PM
Hears the echo of Sera's scream I wonder what he's angry about.
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:16 PM
Good. Thank you He takes a seat, taking a deep breath in and holding his hands together That...letter, was a virus. It was addressed for you because that's how the virus work. And you've been spreading it.
16:18
He takes out the two letters from his pocket, holding them firmly These... - Love Letters Are dangerous.
16:19
He makes eye contact with Seb as he proceeds to Eat both of them in front of everyone So . don't Make. Them. If you can help it.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:19 PM
It’s true. You’ve all been infected with [LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU]. As such, I can’t let you leave this place until I find a way to fix it.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:19 PM
uh-oh he's horrified HOW MANY PEOPLE DID I INFECT ?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:20 PM
Just the two of us For now
16:20
Who knows what the night will bring us he gives an award-losing smile. Skeevy.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:21 PM
As the virus gets worse though, you’ll probably try to infect more. That’s just how it works.
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:22 PM
He nods, he slumps more and just closes his eyes, resting on his arms. I'm going to rest a bit. Take this information carefully... please.
16:22
And hes out like a light
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:24 PM
Yeah this boy's in no state to be out and about
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:24 PM
holds his head in his hands
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:24 PM
See if he's got a fever
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:29 PM
But yeah… Sera’s probably mad because you ignored what he said. Probably. I’m not him, so…
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:31 PM
groans and puts his hand lightly on anton's forehead. its fuckin warm
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:31 PM
I mean, yeah But that's a problem they gotta figure out between each other
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:32 PM
Yeah. Well, that’s not for me to deal with, you know?
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:33 PM
unconsciously chirps in affection
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:35 PM
Then don't deal with it Grab a coffee, honey Relax Approaches Anton and gently touches his shoulder, nudging it a little bit Hey, big shot, why don't you go lay down in the egg pile?
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ANTON G. SPAMTON [BIG SHOT?] BOT 07-Feb-22 04:37 PM
hmhmysure? He automatically gets up and starts heading to the living room
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:38 PM
Does this place have any drugs?
16:39
The medicinal kind
16:39
I'll see if I can find him some antithermals or something
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:48 PM
Sighs, grabbing a coffee. He’ll take his with EXTRA CREAM AND SUGAR OK!!! I’m not sure if we set up a medicine cabinet or not. Upon hindsight we absolutely should’ve done that…
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:53 PM
I just want to do what I can before I start experiencing effects and afflictions. I don't know what that glitterbomb is going to do to me but I'll be honest, I'm not hopeful. He fixes Anton a mug of coffee, with a lot of milk and sugar and some spices scattered around the kitchen for a little hint of flavor, and then walks to the living room.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:53 PM
But hey! I can try… leaving this place to buy some medicine. I mean… I haven’t tried it before, but there’s a first for everything!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:54 PM
You could!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:54 PM
I have some money in my bag that I kept in case of an emergency. Seems like a good time to use it, right?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 04:55 PM
Yeah Buy some over the counter stuff for us A first aid kit too if you got spare change from that
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 04:56 PM
I’ll do my best.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 05:36 PM
Hes in here now
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 05:38 PM
Hey, darling Look what the [[💗Cupid's mail service💗] left for you in my hands! He waves the letter around in front of Sera's face
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 05:39 PM
GET THAT [wretched beast] AWAY FROM ME
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 05:40 PM
Maybe it's from 💗💗Someone you know!💗💗 💗💗Someone you love💗💗 💗💗Your object of desire💗💗 You'll never know until you open it!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 05:40 PM
........ THE [object of affection] IS NOT SENDIN’ ME ANYTHING!!!! GET THAT THING [Begone!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 05:41 PM
Take the letter, honey He takes a step forward, letter outstretched You deserve it!
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💗💗You never know~~💗💗
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 05:44 PM
He just turns around, putting the dishes in the dishwasher
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 05:45 PM
Alright, I got the medcine! And... hey now, what's going on here?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 05:45 PM
C'mon baby, don't leave me hanging like this He fans himself with the letter You know we can't get enough of you!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 05:47 PM
[Mannnn come on] I DONT WANT THAT LETTER
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 05:49 PM
[[💗💗You rock my world, valentine!💗💗]]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 05:49 PM
Hey there buddy, you doing OK there? Come on, let's get you some medicine. You remember that right?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 05:51 PM
Well... If he doesn't want it, someone else might How about you, trash man? Haven't we been through so much together? 💗💗It makes my heart pound💗💗 I have a - LOVE LETTER! ! 💗💗I wonder who's it from!💗💗
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 05:53 PM
Trashton takes the love letter... and then rips it up.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Feb-22 05:53 PM
He just leaves the kitchen
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 07-Feb-22 05:54 PM
- Contacts reached: 1 out of ????? Think he's smiling! :) I don't think he cares that the letter was ripped. As long as it reached someone. Please doing business with you, hot stuff He walks back to the common area
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 07-Feb-22 05:55 PM
...Wait. That worked? That seriously worked?
17:56
rushes to the common area.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 12:58 AM
Theyre here, probably
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 12:58 AM
nuzzles into sera's neck
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♡( ˘ ³˘)♥︎♡( ˘ ³˘)♥︎♡( ˘ ³˘)♥︎♡( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:01 AM
Oogh. That shit hurting!!!!!!! Hey! So, have you eaten today? Had [ice cold !!!] water at all?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:03 AM
NO~ I DONT NEED THAT WHEN I AM WITH U <3
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:04 AM
[Mhmmmm.] Okay! Well, how about I make you [something special]?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:05 AM
ANYTHING YOU MAKE IS [specil 2 me <3]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:06 AM
`He fills a glass with water, and puts it in front of Seb] Drink that for me?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:07 AM
smiles so sickly sweet and takes the glass, drinking it fast ♡︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶♡ANYTHING FOR YOU ♡︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶♡
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:08 AM
Slow down!! You’ll choke!! He turns around to get some watermelon cubes from the fridge. Okay.. eat this for me now? he holds out a fork for Seb
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:08 AM
makes eye contact with sera as he bites the watermelon chunk off the fork, heart pop-ups exploding around his head
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:14 AM
Ooogh. Ohh. Ohh. Ok. Ok. Breathe. His face is so hot right now. Well. Okay, as long as you’re eating something. Do you wanna take the fork, or……
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:16 AM
NO~ I LIKE THIS ♡︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶♡
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bats his eyelashes a bit, giggling
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:18 AM
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M3-ZV5-QDM&ab_channel=thatSFXguy ]
thatSFXguy
Six Million Dollar man main title computer sound FX (70s modem and ...
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:18 AM
SERA I WOULD [die] TO TASTE YOUR -LOVE LETTER- ❤️ I BET IT WOULD TASTE [[heavenly]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:18 AM
He starts sounding like that video ngl
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:19 AM
˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:22 AM
Hooooo boy. Alright. Pardon me?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:24 AM
YOU HEARD ME [hot stuff] <3 I THINK YOUR -LOVE LETTER- WOULD TASTE THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD <3
01:25
(>᎑๑)/♡
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:28 AM
Vinny you seeing this shit? Well. He did have a convo earlier with his friends, something about “ohhh poor sera, where’d your confidence go? Well. Mhmm. Yeah, it does, actually. He shoves the fork with a watermelon cube on it closer to Seb’s mouth. Too bad you’re too [infectious disease] for that. [boohoo~]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:29 AM
!!!!!!
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YOU SHOULD SHARE (>᎑<๑)/♡ YOUR -LOVE LETTER <3- WITH ME SERA !!!!
01:29
SHARING IS CARING <3
01:30
cutely eats the watermelon chunk from sera's fork, pop-ups going crazy
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:31 AM
Yeah? Well. Maybe if you can [ Memorize] and recall this after you’re better... I will. He gets more watermelon... if this is how he’s gotta get this guy to eat, so be it.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:31 AM
a twinge of worry crosses his features...., becoming slightly more lucid as he is away from the other infected spamtons
01:33
pushes past the fork and nuzzles sera's nose U ARE.... BEING SO NICE TO ME ❤️ thank you....
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:35 AM
Why wouldn’t I be? [ I care for you. ] ..... He nuzzled back. But you do need to [eat, eat, eat!] this. I know you haven’t eaten today.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:35 AM
[i care you too <3]
01:36
I AM NOT [hungry hungry hippos] ! FOR [watered melons] <3
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:36 AM
Well. Are you hungry for anything else?
01:36
Vinny if he says “you” I swear to god
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:37 AM
YOU <3
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:37 AM
🧍🏻
01:37
...... Anything else?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:37 AM
DELICIS [post] !
01:38
snaps his fingers, and produces a letter, chomping it down before sera can even blink
01:38
YUM YUM GOOD FOR [file replacement ❤️
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:38 AM
You’ll get an [upset tum———-]. Okay.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:39 AM
DONT U WANNA TRY [just one bite!]
01:39
JUST 4 ME? <3
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:39 AM
Seb.
01:39
No, thank you.
01:40
Paper gives me [crazy wacky ibs moments]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:40 AM
whirrs, frowning BUT ITS COMING FROM [my heart 2 yours] 💔
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:42 AM
Don’t be too upset. I’m right here! Hanging out with you. Having a [heart to heart.]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:43 AM
BUT WE COULD HAVE EVEN MORE OF A [heart 2 heart connection] IF WE SHARED -LOVE LOVE LOVE LETTERS !!!-
01:43
he's starting to get antsy, looking back to the common area, wanting to get back to the other I̸͛̏n̷͆̅f̴̿̓ë̶́̉c̸̅̌t̴͂͊e̸͐̊d̴̽̓ spamtons
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:45 AM
Hey, hey. How about we do that... later? [yes?] I’ll tell you when I’m ready for all of that. He can see Seb getting antsy. You wanna go back? Go ahead, I’ll catch up with you soon. I just want to make... [yum yums]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 08-Feb-22 01:46 AM
nods and smiles, popping up fast and crushing Sera in a hug THANK YOU THANK YOU <3 I CARE 4 U !!!
01:46
beeps and bumps his nose against sera's before dashing to the common room on all fours
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:50 AM
He smiles and hugs back.. and watches him scamper off. Well. This’ll be over soon enough. And then he’ll know how much of it is... real enough. He starts working on a grilled cheese for himself.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 01:50 AM
pinkstand
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:50 AM
He physically jumps
01:50
PINK???? HELLO???
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 01:50 AM
Rough talk, huh?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:50 AM
....
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 01:51 AM
Hello.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:51 AM
Oh god... [Im so embarrassed I could die!!]
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 01:51 AM
It was an embarrassing watch too, don't worry. No one is proud of it.
01:52
How are you holding up?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:52 AM
[Gee thanks]. I mean.. I’m holding!
01:52
This isn’t making the whole... well you know. Thing easier!
01:53
... you want a [grilled hammond cheesed sand witch]?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 01:54 AM
I would love one, actually. [Thank you for the kindness, Sir]
01:54
But it does....I wonder how many more will get infected.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:56 AM
Who knows! They’re all staying here, so. And. Im immune anyway. Gets started on pinks sandwich
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 01:56 AM
He walks into the kitchen. By god, he looks almost dead inside, and absolutely exhausted. "Go get medicine" they said. "Oh it'll help" they said! Bah...
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:57 AM
hey.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 01:57 AM
It happens. I'm also immune. Antivirus update n stuff.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:58 AM
Seems like Vinny’s still watching out for me.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 01:58 AM
Sometimes the best immunity is just... not being stupid, you know?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 01:58 AM
Could be him, could be my worlds antivirus. Who knows.
01:59
Flips tha sandwich. It’s grillin! Hm. I’m kind of glad he watches out for me, in the end. Seems someone out there is looking out for you too, Pink. Hi Xei.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 02:01 AM
Well, at least I can count on you guys to not get sick. That's... reassuring.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 02:02 AM
Yeah. We’ll be alright.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 02:06 AM
I think i'm thankful for that, this time. I would just hate if we're some sort of plot-- ohh. That makes sense. Anyways [Tea] ? I got some fresh leaves instead of the tea bags this time. Hiiii vinny
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 02:07 AM
...You know what? I could do for a cup of tea.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 02:10 AM
That sounds lovely, Pink.
02:11
He places the grilled Hammond cheese in front of him. Well. Maybe it’s a good thing to be [plot] this time around. He’s humming, the tune is unknown. It’s one of the pieces he’s composed.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 02:12 AM
I might be [[plot]] but at least I still have my dignity, you know?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 02:14 AM
He takes the grilled hammed cheese, and heads to brew some tea, getting a few extra cups of chamomile and deciding to get the other guys something to calm themselves down. mmmm.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 02:18 AM
He leans back on the counter, and sighs. Glasses pushed up, ourple eyes out. Wanna take bets? Who’s gonna be [ 100% ] infected first? My [kromer’s] on Anton. Poor thing....
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 02:23 AM
Oh that guy's gone.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 02:24 AM
He’s.... yeah. It’s definitely gonna be him.
02:24
Ok ok, who’s coming in [second place]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 02:24 AM
Hmm... second place. That's a tough one.
02:24
Maybe Sebastian?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 02:25 AM
I think it's mostly because of the letters. I saw him eating some earlier and he seemed to get worse after eating a few amount...
02:26
I don't know, anyone could be next. It feels like they all have different [Specs] to how they're changing
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 02:28 AM
True, true. I guess we’ll just have to [wait around and see!!]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 02:29 AM
I managed to give one of them medicine, and it seemed to help for a bit, but... nothing.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 02:31 AM
At this point, they’re beyond [medication] help.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 02:32 AM
Yeah... I was hoping to slow it for a bit... but no
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 02:54 AM
He takes a sip of the tea.. nice and relaxing.
02:57
Anyway. I feel a bit better about being [ touch lyrics-daft punk], now that I know [immunity to disease]. Still would rather not open one of those [We just got a letter!]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 02:58 AM
Yeah, I wouldn't go tempting fate just in case.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 03:01 AM
I think the same. I am going to bring tea to them, you are free to tag along.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 03:02 AM
Sure. Need [assistance please!] carrying them?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 03:04 AM
Yeah, I can help if you need it.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 08-Feb-22 03:05 AM
sure. Just grab a few cups. He walks to the living room
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 08-Feb-22 03:07 AM
grabs a few cups before joining him.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Feb-22 09:07 PM
Getting some nice cold water for Seb in here. Making a small sandwich for himself.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Feb-22 12:10 PM
Coffee and aspirin. The warrior's breakfast.
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 03:58 PM
#He is raiding the kitchen making god knows what this time, clearly things are burnt#
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:02 PM
He smells the smell and detects spencer, walking to his side and gently leaning on to him Good morning spencer ♡°•☆~
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:02 PM
spamstanding
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#Immediately smacks his hand on Anton's face# [A] Oh it's you, Why are you so [[Attached at the hip]] to me. I don't remember [[agreeing to the terms and services]] of being friends #He takes a bite of whatever monstrosity he's made#
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:06 PM
He laughs, not even minding the smack before inspecting the kitchen, giving him a look You're seriously going to eat THAT like this? And of course we're more than friends, we're bros!!!!
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:09 PM
#Squinting at Anton he just looks so dumbfounded by his declaration, not breaking eye contact and eating more of his garbage# Can't taste anything, and my [[Antivirus]] is pretty strong though I can't say the [[same hat]] for yours. #Looking at Anton up and down# Also we are not [[Brother Oh Brother]]s when the [[Fifty Percent]] did that happen?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:13 PM
ive decided on it now! We fight and care so we are like brothers, of course! He beams, little stars coming out of his face Yeah but like... it's not about taste its about nutrients! This food is [Mid] like this, give me some so I can show you what I would do! He waits expectantly
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:16 PM
I'm [[Dead by Daylight]] why should that matter to me? #It's a bit surprising to him, Anton's declaration that he zones out before squinting once more. He's squinting so much right now that his eyes were starting to hurt# For the [[Hit Record]] I do not care [[THIS OR THAT]] Much. That's your [[World of Imagination]], all in your head
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:25 PM
Whatever you saaaayy~ even the dead need better food♡♡♡ He takes several ingredients from the kitchen, holding it all in his hands, he crushes them with his hands, glitches and flashes happening in his hands. Once he's done, he opens his arms to show a valentine's stack of pancakes and a thermos, cant forget your drink! He pours some of the specil coffee on a cup and places a cookie near it. It all looks delicious, but slightly glitched if you squint
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:29 PM
#Looking at Anton before eating the rest of his garbage and then eating the heart shaped pancakes, plate and all# Right, well [[Free for all]] food #Taking a sip of his drink# So when do you plan on having a [[System Update]]?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:33 PM
He seems very happy he took the food, and starts making more for his friends as well. Everyone needs to eat! Oh dork, I'm all up to date! I always make sure I'm up to [1999] standards. As a [Big shot] I need to make sure my system is updated to protect everyone in [cybercity]
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:37 PM
Doesn't seem like that to me #Taking a sip of his drink and then watching Anton# But seriously stop calling me your [[Brochacho]] since we aren't even friends much less close. #He downs the rest of his drink# It's [[Sussy Baka]] as [[Hell's Kitchen]] like, I don't even [[Getting to know you]] that well and you don't even know who I normally spend time with.
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:40 PM
...Well I just have to hang out with you more then! Then I'll know all of it. He seems a little saddened but this wont stop his good mood. There's people to care for that need him!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:41 PM
barrels into the fucking kitchen, letters falling from his messenger bag HELLOOOOOOOOO ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:42 PM
#He spittakes at the sight of seb, Anton he expected since the guy is a bit of a fruity boye, but this guy? Well he's fruity too but in the most homeless hobo way# What the [[#@#%#$]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:43 PM
OH HELLO THERE [spencerrrrrrr you boy......precious boy] ARE U HERE TO HAVE A [never skip breakfast, the most important meal of the day!]
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:44 PM
spamstanding
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:44 PM
!!!!! o(≧▽≦)o UNCLE!!! I MISSED YOU! YOU LOOK SO L̶͆̌O̴̢͝V̷̼̉ELYHe opens his arms wide, expecting a hug
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:45 PM
#He can't handle this, this is filling him with so much spite he needs to dump glitter in both their rooms# I'm doing [[dandy pandy]] but you ....look like a [[tangerine]] that a [[unicorn]] shat out
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:45 PM
fucking dives into anton's massive arms and squeezes him U DO TOO MY FAVOURITE NEPHEW!!!!!!!! o(￣▽￣)o
16:45
THANKS! ❤️
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:47 PM
Big squeeze back bumping his nose against Seb's, before excitedly remembering RIGHT!!!! I MADE YOU FOOD! LOOK He points at the glitched pancake set, feeling so proud of himself
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:48 PM
!!!!
16:48
U MADE THIS 4 ME?!
16:48
dashes over and happily digs in THIS IS [soooooo good!!!] U R A NATURAL!!!!!!!!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:49 PM
For you! With all my love and I COULD PUT♡☆°•♡
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:49 PM
#It's just taking a bit of time for his to adjust as he's lifting the drink to his lips but the more both of them speak the more speechless he is and ends up spilling a good portion of his drink on his shirt, completely missing his mouth# ....Oh I see we're reenacting [[Mean Girls]] This is what this is.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:50 PM
WHATEVER COULD U MEAN [i need your teeth spencer. for my lonely hearts club band.]
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:51 PM
WHAT IS MEAN GIRLS?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:52 PM
NOT U!!! UR [too nice] 2 BE ONE !!!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 04:52 PM
He's finally here, walking in holding his letter sideways, shaking it like it's a sugar packet. He speaks in his regular tone of voice, but much less enthusiastic than his words HE-HE-HEY HEY! IT'S [Me :)] IN MY FIRST AND [Definitely not last] COMEBACK SPECIL! !
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:52 PM
HEE HEEE♡♡♡♡
16:53
OH HI [Skunk]TON.
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:53 PM
#Points at Anton# He'd be the dumb one That or it's [[Legally Blonde]] and I'm the [[Chihuahua]] #Getting a napkin to clean off the drink he spilled on his shirt, taking another sip before spitting out his drink again this time in the direction of both Sebstian and Anton# [[ANOTHER ONE]]????
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:54 PM
HIII SKUNKY !!!!!
16:54
waves like the little fruit he is
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 04:55 PM
BOY! YOU LOOK [Slipping swirly] TODAY VERY [Pestilence] TOO BET THE OTHER VIROVIROTACHI [Beg for mercy] AT YOUR [Might]!
16:55
He retributes Seb's wave with a wriggle of his fingers
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 04:57 PM
I AM NOT DUMB I JUST HAVE [Himbo Swag]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 04:59 PM
LET'S [Perceive] WHAT WE HAVE HERE THEN. He rips the letter open holding it up by its side. The glitterbomb... Doesn't activate? Seems like giving it a good shake confused it a bit. He takes a peek inside and hums.
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 04:59 PM
[[.]] #Once again he's taking a while to adjust and slowly drinks the rest of his drink, then tosses the cup in# Yeah the dumb one from [[Mean Girls]] I guess that means I have to send the movie since you're probably [[all alone on a saturday night]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 04:59 PM
?!?!?!?!
17:00
his smile drops watching the letter not activate. what the fuck.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:03 PM
OH BY THE [By] DID YOU SEE THE GUY OUT THERE KNOCKED OUT COLD GOT [Critters] FLOATING ALL OVER HIM SOUNDS LIKE A [[Bad case of the vapors]], HEAHEHAHEHAHEA
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 05:04 PM
Dunno what that's supposed to do but it gives off [[My little pony friendship is magic]] vibes. So keep that away from me. Also [[Good for him these bitches gay]] He probably got lucky #He's done drinking and then turns to Sebastian# I guess with all the new changes and whatever this [[fruitloop]] deal is your [[cungadero]] must be pretty happy
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 05:04 PM
?!!?!?!
17:05
AHEAHAHA I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE [soo happy] 2 BUT HE IS [lcoked away in a castle far far away]!!!!!
17:05
HE WONT EVEN LOOK AT MY [specil love letters] JUST 4 HIM!!!!
17:05
hangs his head dramatically
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 05:07 PM
#For a moment he tips his glasses downwards to look at Sebastian before pushing them back up# Well sounds like your [[princess]] isn't used to getting [[lubba dub dub]] letters, must be pissed with the [[love bombing]] after years of [[neglect]] I'd be pissed too if my [[Baby Driver]] didn't even take me on a date
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:08 PM
He tilts the letter and shakes a little bit of the glitter on top of his thumb. Gives it a big snort, and then immediately starts hacking and wheezing BLAAAAGH NOT A GOOD [Strain]! ! . . . BUT I HAVE HAD WORSE [[Top 10 DIY Bath Bombs for-]] BACK THEN! He eats the whole letter, and after a little burp, walks further in the kitchen DID YOU [Get around town] TO THAT [Caffeine]?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:08 PM
He gets on all fours, snatching every letter from the floor and eating them, including trying to reach for whatever skunkton is holding. But for whatever reason, he seems to wince once he eats them.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 05:09 PM
perks up, dashing to the coffee machine OH NO I AM [so sorry! so sorry!] FORGOR TO START IT!!! LET ME GET THAT 4 U RIGHT NOW!!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:11 PM
He waves his hand in a noncommittal gesture of "it's fine", and settles at the table WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU ALL BEEN [Up to no good] THESE DAYS BESIDES [Hugging] AND [Humping]?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:11 PM
FOOD. PANCAKE!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:12 PM
HOW'S IT TASTE?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:13 PM
And also [7 Fun Ways to Celebrate Valentine's Day as a Family]. IT TASTES [♡♡♡♡♡♡]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 05:13 PM
brings the brewed coffee over to skunkton, patting him on the head. he made a cup for himself as well, but glitches hard after taking a sip, letting the coffee spill out of his mouth EEEUGHHHH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:15 PM
Winces when touched, but otherwise takes a sip. God, it could give a perfectly healthy man instant diabetes, it's so sweet. But he still raises his mug to Seb ISN'T THAT JUST [The cutest]
17:15
[[All you need is love]]! !
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 05:17 PM
Actually now that I think about it... Did your [[Cungadero]] accept your confession? #Well it'll probably ruin the mood but that's not his responsibility# Cause if you're handing him [lovey dovey] letters after a rejection TSSSSSSSSS
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:20 PM
Lmao speaking of. He enters the kitchen, not making eye contact with anyone. He’s tired and all he’s done is conduct music today. In desperate need for a Hammond cheesed sand witch. He gets everything out that he needs.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:22 PM
HEY IF IT'S NOT [Musician of the year XXXX] AND I WAS THINKING YOU'D BE [Love] [Bug] TOO! WAS SURPRISED YOU WEREN'T [Glued together]! DID YOU TASTE ONE OF THOSE [Fanmail]? YUCK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:24 PM
He glances over Nah, I’m [immunity to certain disease.] My [antivirus software] is surprisingly go- Wait,,, you [omg you have to taste this!]?????
17:24
DONT DO THAT?????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:24 PM
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD [Causality]?
17:25
BESIDES POSSIBLY THE WORST HIGH OF MY LIFE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:25 PM
He gestures around the room Wait. Anton??? Are [hey bud.. feeling okay?]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:25 PM
WE'RE WAITING FOR THE [Chair kick]
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:27 PM
He sees Seb spill his cawfee and picks up a cup of it, reformatting it into a delicious virus coffee cup
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:27 PM
DON'T YOU [[Worry your pretty little head]] NOW HE'S JUST TURNED INTO A CREATURE
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 05:29 PM
chirps happily and sips from the viral coffee, melting into the warmth of the cup THANK U!!!! @w@
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:29 PM
HE'S EVEN TRAINED FOR HOUSE DUTIES, [The scrungly]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 05:29 PM
looks over and sees Sera, beeping HELLO~~~ !
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:30 PM
Hi. Making his sandwich... [I mean I guess?] still worried.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 05:31 PM
brow furrows at the lukewarm reply but continuesto happily sip his coffee
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Spamton Young Money BOT 09-Feb-22 05:31 PM
#The room is now too full, and sparkly# Yeah I don't do [[crowd control]] #Getting up he leaves the room towards the common area and probably upstairs with a wave# [[Smell ya later]] losers
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 05:32 PM
BYEEEE~
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:32 PM
He stands up and leans at the counter by Sera's side, lowering his voice HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN [Spread wide]?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:37 PM
2 day.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:38 PM
He turns his head to Viroviroton, staring at him like he spoke out of turn. UH-HUH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:48 PM
Its been a few days, yeah. [ Stress levels exceeded]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 05:49 PM
He taps on Sera's arm while he speaks, to keep his attention LISTEN, DO YOU HAVE A [Contingency plan]? THOSE [Cherubs] WON'T STOP SENDING LETTERS UNTIL THEY [Heat death of the universe] I'LL KEEP AN [I] ON THEM FOR YOU
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:50 PM
He starts scampering around, digging around the cabinets to make more food. Hes mumbling random things to himself [VIRUS ALERT] [Please read!!! Important mail!] [Cartolina] [Babypic]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 05:59 PM
I’m just letting it [run it’s course] [ I don’t have the cure to your woes]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:03 PM
ALRIGHT YOU NEED SOMEONE TO [Reel them in] YOU KNOW WHO TO [Solicit]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:08 PM
starts following Anton around, mimicking him
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:09 PM
[Let's meet this evening for a cup of coffee!] He smiles widely, finishing his food. Half of the items in the kitchen are now vday themed glitched food for the sick residents. [ Same as A] it ever was
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:10 PM
!!!!!
18:10
ANTON U MADE SO MUCH!!! UR SO [sweettarts candy ropes]!!!!!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:13 PM
I love you so much I just Had to make enough before I We have proceeded to charge your credit card for the amount of $326.92 for the mothers day diamond special. We have attached a detailed invoice to this email. Please print out the attachment and keep it in a safe place.Thanks Again and Have a Happy Mothers Day! mothersday@subdimension.com
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:13 PM
Well. He turns to leave the kitchen with his sandwich
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:16 PM
I have to [work work work work work work] If I want to help everyone! In my office. I'l be...there for if you need me. Ever! ♡♡♡ [There is a dangerous virus circulating. Please click attached picture to view it and learn to avoid it.]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:20 PM
chirps and bumps Anton's nose affectionately, having to stand on his tiptoes to do so now U R THE SWEETEST ANTON.... U KNOW I WILL ALWATS BE THERE 4 U RIGHT???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:21 PM
Leans on the counter to watch them. It's like a personal pantomime.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:22 PM
looks over at sera and waves U SHOULD STAY!!! ITS [FUN 4 THE WHOLE SPAMILY] 2 [this valentine's day celebrate with your loved ones with a 3 course meal]
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:22 PM
He chirps, replying the bump and lowering himself a bit. He's so full of love and affection. SAME FOR YOU! You can count on me for aaaaaaything in the world Uncle Seb♡♡♡♡♡♡
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:23 PM
♡♡♡♡♡!!!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:24 PM
He leaves while they’re distracted.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:26 PM
squishes Anton's cheeks, then switches to ruffling his hair UR THE BEST!!!!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:30 PM
Happy printer sounds as he lifts him up for another hug [ILOVEYOU ILOVEYOU] 💖 💖 YOU'RE THE GREATEST !
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:31 PM
!!!!!!!
18:32
flails his legs in the air a bit and cackles, wrapping his arms around anton UR SO STRONG NOW IM SO PROUD OF U!!! [ILOVEYOU I LOVE YOU] 2!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:36 PM
Under his breath Boy this is gonna give me a stomach ache
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:36 PM
I'M STRONG! SO I CAN [ Attached is a copy of a script that will reverse the effect of the LOVE-LETTER-TO-YOU.TXT.vbs as well as the FW:JOKE, Mother's Day and Lituanian Siblings.] He just stays like that for a while until he lets him go, gentle as ever
18:36
He looks at skunkton
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:36 PM
[👁️ 👁️]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:36 PM
swivels his head towards skunkton UPSET STOMACH??
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:37 PM
👁️ 👁️
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:37 PM
👁️ 👁️
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:37 PM
[O UOL tem um grande presente para voce, e eh exclusivo. Veja o arquivo em anexo. http://www.uol.com.br]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:37 PM
I HAVE JUST THE [🎟️] 2 FIX UR [broken heart]
18:38
(●♡∀♡)(๑♡⌓♡๑)(｡♡‿♡｡)
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:38 PM
YOU HAVE A GOOD [Hearing apparatus]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:38 PM
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:39 PM
He takes the letters and pockets them I'LL SAVE THOSE FOR A [Late night snack], BUDDY
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 06:39 PM
U GOTTA EAT UP 2 GET [big and strong] LIKE MY LOVELY NEPHEW ANT--------VIROVIROTON!!!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:41 PM
LET'S SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT PAST THE POINT OF [Growing up] IT'S ONLY DOWNHILL FROM [Now], HEAHEHAHEHAHEA
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VIROVIROTON BOT 09-Feb-22 06:43 PM
He stretches and decides its time to be a productive member of society, and decides to walk upstairs to his office. I HAVE TO DO WORK, I'M IN MY OFFICE IF YOU NEED ME OKAY? ♡♡♡ DONT BE MEAN TO YOURSELF WE CAN ALWAYS [Reconfigure] . AGE IS NOT REAL.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Feb-22 06:45 PM
THAT'S THE SPIRIT! GET THAT [Work in progress] DONE!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 07:51 PM
And hes back in here, putting his plate in the dishwasher
19:57
Actually he should. Just do the dishes in general. They have to get done.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 07:59 PM
sits at the table, kicking his legs <3
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:00 PM
..... Just uhhh. Gotta get through this....... lord have mercy it’s awkward in here.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 08:00 PM
starts humming more abba, making literal heart eyes at sera
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:01 PM
Lets think of something distracting from... that. Just think about.... shit idk. Think about the concert or something
20:02
Just. Don’t think about yesterday.
20:02
He starts washing the dishes faster.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 08:04 PM
*People need hope, people need loving People need trust from a fellow man People need love to make a good living People need faith in a helping hand La la la la, la la la la-la, la la la la la la la-la la la La la la la, la la la la-la, la la la la la la la-la la laa...*
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:06 PM
Grinds his freaking teeth. It’s actually nice, hearing him sing. Too bad it’s so awkward. Whatever. 5 dishes left.
20:08
3 left.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 08:09 PM
🎶 Gonna sing you my love song, gonna bring you some light Gonna make you feel happy every day of your life Gonna sing you my love song, gonna make it all right You're all I ever need, my darling Just to be where you wanna be So much fun we could have then, hmm To be yours for eternity What a miracle to happen 🎶
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:10 PM
Sigh. He’s done now. How can he leave without this being insanely awkward....
20:10
This shit hurting!!! He needs to get the hell out of here.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 08:11 PM
SERA~~~~ ❤️
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:11 PM
He goes stiff. Yeah?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 08:11 PM
SERA U SHOULD COME SIT IN THE PILE W [yours truly] U LOOK STRESSED !!!!! I CAN HELP U [relaxing spa date for u and urs this valentines]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:12 PM
..... no thank you. Not today.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 08:12 PM
deflates a bit, but keeps smiling R U SURE 💔
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:13 PM
............. [unfortunately] yes.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 09-Feb-22 08:14 PM
stands up from the table and walks over to sera. he just stands there a moment before chirping and picking him up easily and twirling him around!!! After a few rotations he puts him back down and bumps his nose. OK!!!! IF U CHANGE UR MIND, IM THE FIRST IN LINE ❤️
20:14
he dashes out of the kitchen, letters falling in his wake
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 08:16 PM
................ He just sits there a moment, facing away from the kitchens exit. He pathetically wipes at his face. God. Finally able, he makes his exit back to the attic.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 11:10 PM
Lmao hes in here again
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Feb-22 11:43 PM
Wtf is that quirked up white bot doing??
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:11 AM
You hear a faint YEAH BABEY YEAH' from the kitchen, followed by microwave beeping
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:12 AM
YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!!!
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:13 AM
And who is this Elvira lass?
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:13 AM
wouldn't you like to know ;;;;)
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Married to Spamton 10-Feb-22 01:14 AM
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:18 AM
hehehehehehehehe
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Married to Spamton 10-Feb-22 01:18 AM
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:19 AM
He takes the hungry man meal out of the microwave
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:19 AM
do you have enough to share with a fellow british woman of mystery????????
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:20 AM
Oh don't you worry! Plenty to go around ;) He hands her the hungry man before he puts another in the micheal wave
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:21 AM
hahahahahahahaha! you are soooooooo generous!!!!!!!!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:23 AM
pinkstand
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:23 AM
Oh here for round three, Pink?
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Married to Spamton 10-Feb-22 01:23 AM
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:24 AM
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:24 AM
smilepink
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:24 AM
They've got plenty of these 'hunger mans' so no worries here
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:24 AM
Not when you're looking like a dated [1997] movie. Sorry pal. He exits out of frame, going out the door and away to his cyber city. This is too much. He has to do something
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:25 AM
No baby no :(
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:26 AM
BUZZKILL!!!!!!!!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:27 AM
you're literally Vriska
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:28 AM
and you're literally........
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:28 AM
Say it.
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:28 AM
I know what you are........
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:29 AM
Say it out loud, say it!
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:29 AM
You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like--like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. ........ How old are you?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:30 AM
I'm 43.
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:30 AM
How long have you been 43?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:31 AM
A while.
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:31 AM
I knew it..... I know what you are for sure now!!!!!!!!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:31 AM
Say it. Out loud.
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:32 AM
a tasque-MANager!!!!!!!!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:32 AM
manwhoeatsfingers smilepink
01:32
Are you Afraid?
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:32 AM
No.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:32 AM
You should be.
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 01:33 AM
You won't hurt me!!!!!!!!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:33 AM
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:35 AM
YOU"VE KILLED HER, BABEY!!!! Austin Powers awkwardly shuffles to the table to eat his swag meal i mean mojo meal or whatever
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:36 AM
She'll come back. She always does.
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:36 AM
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:36 AM
Don't look at me like that.
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:37 AM
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 10-Feb-22 01:37 AM
As he walks away from the kitchen, again, for real this time, he does this
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 01:42 AM
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 02:41 AM
Yeah baby yeah!!! Austin G Powers says as he rises once again
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???????? BOT 10-Feb-22 02:42 AM
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s i g h t i n g 1997 10-Feb-22 02:42 AM
1456++6
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 02:42 AM
Oh you have a way with words, gh0st!
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s i g h t i n g 1997 10-Feb-22 02:42 AM
begone thot
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 10-Feb-22 02:42 AM
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VIROVIROTON BOT 10-Feb-22 11:43 AM
Ignoring the dead austin powers on the floor, he makes a breakfast for better vibes...mini cakes and a dessert board! Extra glitched up to go. These take no actual cooking skills as hes basically reshaping them to resemble candy as he sings a little bit [This thing called love I just can't handle it This thing called love I must get 'round to it I ain't ready Crazy little thing called love]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 10-Feb-22 10:02 PM
were cookin in here!!!!
22:03
Got damn spaghetti tonight
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 10-Feb-22 10:06 PM
`he'
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hold 3
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s i g h t i n g 1997 10-Feb-22 10:06 PM
fuck
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 10-Feb-22 10:06 PM
he's fucking barreling in here at top speeds
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 10-Feb-22 10:10 PM
Wtf is that nois- Ohhhh! Seb again Hi! Slow down a bit, you’ll trip!!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 10-Feb-22 10:15 PM
slams into sera
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 10-Feb-22 10:25 PM
OOF! He stumbles back, gripping Seb’s shoulders so he doesn’t fall
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 10-Feb-22 10:36 PM
grins and scoops sera up into his arms HIIIIII
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 10-Feb-22 11:06 PM
Hi!! Did you, uh, [Need dinner? Call us!]
23:13
oogh. All up in his arms
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 10-Feb-22 11:32 PM
I JUST WANTED TO SAY [hi hello there we're so happy that you're here!] o(￣▽￣)ブ
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 10-Feb-22 11:40 PM
Well! Hi! Was [karaoke with your friends] fun? He reaches his hands over to continue stirring the pasta
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 12:56 AM
YES IT WAS SO FUN!!! U SHOULD HAVE JOINED IN!!!!! ヾ(•ω•`)o
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 11-Feb-22 01:41 AM
I can [Some sunny day]
01:47
Maybe tomorrow.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 01:32 PM
passed out cold on the kitchen floor
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 11-Feb-22 01:37 PM
[literally wake up]
13:37
He also passed out on the kitchen floor
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 01:47 PM
Walks by the kitchen and goes to make some virus lattes, humming a song 🎶 🎶 🪲 🎶🎤 🎶
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 11-Feb-22 02:05 PM
Ok hes up. Look at the time... brunch time.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 02:06 PM
☀️ 🎤 💗 Good morning, sunshine!💗 🎤 ☀️
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 11-Feb-22 02:10 PM
Mornin’ [yawnnnnn] Gonna make... something. ”I have GOT to go to the market...”
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 02:14 PM
💗 🎤 Want me to help?🎤 💗 💗 I've been learning to bake at home💗 Because, what else am I gonna do when I spend 7 hours home alone every week day
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 11-Feb-22 02:19 PM
of course! Would be [much appreciated ]
14:20
lets just make.. hmmm... well we could do [ butter croissant ]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 02:20 PM
🥐 🥐 !!!!🥐 🥐
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:26 PM
sits up, finally waking up from his kitchen floor nap （⊙ｏ⊙）
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:27 PM
💗 Good morning!💗 🥐💗We made food! I grated the letters on top!💗 🥐 💖It's really goooood~ 💖
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:28 PM
grins and stands up, straightening out his outfit THAT SOUNDS [DIVINE]!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:30 PM
💗 I was also practicing something while you were asleep💗 💗 Do you want to see?💗
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:34 PM
nods, sitting down at the kitchen table
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:34 PM
He smiles brightly (♡˙︶˙♡)( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡ °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:44 PM
!!!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:45 PM
(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:50 PM
⊂(・ヮ・⊂)
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:51 PM
He reaches closer for a hug 💗 🪲 💗🪲 💗🪲 💗
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:55 PM
cackles and pulsl greedton in for a crushing bear hug DONT b SHY THERE IS ENOUGH HUGS 2 GO AROUND
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Feb-22 05:56 PM
He lets out a strangled noise but quickly adjusts to it and wraps his arms around Seb, resting his cheek on the crook of his neck
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 12-Feb-22 01:26 PM
Asleep in the kitchen floor holding onto Seb with beartrap-like grip 💗 (´꒳`)♡💗
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 12-Feb-22 01:33 PM
SNZZZZZzzzz (´ω｀)
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 12-Feb-22 01:34 PM
💗 ♡(｡- ω -)♡ 💗
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 13-Feb-22 02:36 AM
He wandered in here in a half awake daze, not registering anything going on in the common area. He’s desperate for some god damn water. His mouth was dry as hell. And now he’s sat at the table, slowly sipping on this cold water.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 05:36 PM
Well. There is a man here.
17:37
A man, eating a box of stale pizza from a fridge that isn't his own. Trespassing or not, free food is free food.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 05:43 PM
he stormed into the kitchen, too pissed off and upset to even notice another Spamton was in the room as he threw open the cabinet to grab a mug. He stared at the cupboard for a few minutes. Then, angrily, he slammed his fists several times on the counter, squeezing his eyes shut as he slumped onto the floor and hugged himself. A familiar, but saddened, cuckoo sound chimes as his little green heart poked out to look at him with worry. They nuzzled him gently
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 05:48 PM
Well, there is another man in the kitchen. Some weird cartoon puppet man having a breakdown. The human stares, shoving another slice of pizza in his mouth.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 05:49 PM
He finally gives in and lets himself cry. The heart looks back at him, even more worried
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 05:52 PM
Is this the right time to ask him what’s going on? The human chews, slowly growing more uncomfortable with the situation he’s found himself in.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:19 PM
hours later he’s still sitting on the floor but this time he has a cup of coffee in his hands he’s mostly staring into. His heart is currently coiled up on top of his head like a snake, seemingly taking a nap
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Feb-22 09:26 PM
#Now in the kitchen getting his own coffee and grumbling a bit as he gets some salt, mustard and a bunch of other condiments for himself, then sets aside sugar for Anton# OK [baby shot] don't touch any of that, that's going in mine #points at the condiment mess# and that's [urs] #points at the sugar#
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:26 PM
He hasn't left the kitchen yet. Something told him he shouldn't leave him alone.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:27 PM
He tries ignoring everything else because they seem to be having a moment there, and nods vigorously, as he uses one hand to expertly dump more sugar than one should have in a drink : D
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:28 PM
He follows them into the kitchen and fixes himself a mug of coffee, since Spencer seems to have that covered for Anton. He doesn't notice the human guy quite yet, but he sniffs as if he caught the smell of something interesting.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:29 PM
He doesn’t bother getting up, still staring into his cup. However, his heart soon slowly blinks awake, looking up to wonder who was in the kitchen now besides the new Spamton. It then notices Anton, suddenly beaming as it chirped its familiar cuckoo clock chime Coo Coo!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:29 PM
Oh my god there's more of them. Why is his squatting place filled with so many haunted puppets?
21:29
...And why do so many of them look like him?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:30 PM
addistand
21:30
Is mimicking whatever Spencer (the brother) is doing
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Feb-22 09:31 PM
#he also does not really pay attention to the others as he considers them all strangers# If you get a [toothache] again it's cause of your [SUGAR RUSH] habits #he breathes in his coffee and takes a drink of it before sighing, he does note that Anton is doing the same thing and has a hint of a smile though its gone pretty quickly# [Stupid baby]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:32 PM
I'm only a day old. And mentally 17 come on
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:32 PM
His heart doesn’t seem to recognize Anton but they did notice that Anton was very attractive. They bounced happily on their spring, still chiming and hoping to get this cutie’s attention Hello Handsome! Hello Handsome! 💕
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:33 PM
THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW [Much more] KIDS THAT AGE ARE [[You're going to get into all sorts of trouble, baby]]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Feb-22 09:34 PM
No you're younger #hes drinking the rest of his coffee and notices the hear furrowing his brows# [He's Sweet 16!] And a child!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:34 PM
ShrugsYEAR UP, YEAR DOWN IT'S ALL [Ratstaches] AND [Hormones]
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:35 PM
The heart then jumps back, cowering behind Spamtoon’s shoulder. Apparently Big Bro Spencer spooked him a little Coo!!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:35 PM
They're flirting. The weird puppets are flirting. Why is this the breaking point.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:36 PM
Excuse my language.
21:36
But what the FUCK does any of this mean?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:36 PM
He slams his mug of tea on the table.
21:36
Alright who the hell are you people?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:37 PM
My name is Anton! The new old Advertising service in this [ ] How about you?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:37 PM
The noise makes his head turn sharply to the source. And...
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:37 PM
The heart peeked over Spamtoon’s shoulder ?
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94 dollar shipping fee 13-Feb-22 09:37 PM
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Feb-22 09:37 PM
#putting his coffee cup down he starts walking out# [Ain't got time for this] [Oreo] will explain [bye felicia]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:38 PM
Telling me your name does jack shit about ANY of this. Who the hell are you people???
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:38 PM
He keeps his mug but starts following Spencer WAHH SPENCER DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:40 PM
He mumbled into his cup Washed up [number 1 rated salesman 1997]… s’ all I got… his heart noticed Anton being upset, and chirped at him Don’t cry! Don’t cry!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:40 PM
I'M NOT ABOUT TO CRY I JUST WANT MY BROTHER FIGURE BACK I'LL BBL 🏃‍♂️ 💨 💨 💨
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:41 PM
Washed up salesmen. Like him. He holds back a shudder.
21:42
That STILL doesn't explain ANYTHING.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:42 PM
He puts his mug down and approaches the Human, after a short pause WHO THE [Help] ARE WE? WELL WOULDN'T YOU [[Like to know]]? ? MY NAME IS [ ][🦨][[Spamton]] G. [Spamton][Spamton][Spamton] . Spamton. SORRY I HAVE A BIT OF A [Losing my marbles] PROBLEM AND THIS He points to his throat VOICEBOX DOESN'T [Press F1 for help]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:43 PM
...I beg your pardon.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:43 PM
BEG HARDER
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:44 PM
No. You're not going to joke about this. You're name isn't Spamton, no one's legally supposed to have that name.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:45 PM
he takes another sip of his coffee, not even caring that it’s gone way cold by now What’s to explain…? [oh em gee I can’t even] explain how we all got [you are here]… this is pretty much [welcome to hell on earth]… the heart looked over at Human Spencer, not that articulate but tried to explain in its own birdbrained way Different Spams one house! Different spams one house!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:46 PM
...This has to be a joke.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:47 PM
Nods sagely 12 SPAMS ONE HOUSE
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:47 PM
You're not fucking serious you can't be me.
21:47
I'm not...that?
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:49 PM
This was going to sound stupid, but here goes …. Y’ seen that [spider-man into the spider verse blu-ray 4k] movie?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:49 PM
WELL, THAT YOU AREN'T YOU HAVE A [Heart_Shaped.obj] I CAN SMELL IT. POWERFUL. STRONG.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:50 PM
He holds his hand close to his chest, almost reflexively.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:51 PM
he then looked up … you have a… what? the heart looked over, curiously Coo?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:51 PM
...You don't?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:53 PM
He shakes his head, and for a moment it almost looks menacing IT'S JUST NOT [Fair], ISN'T IT?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:54 PM
...You're not getting it, if that's what you're implying.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 09:54 PM
He shook his head, pointing at his heart Just got this [turn your heap of junk into cold hard cash!]. The heart cooed sadly, seemingly hurt by that remark Coooo….
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:54 PM
OH NO, OF COURSE NOT I WOULDN'T [[Sweet dreams are made of this]] OF IT
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:55 PM
Why don't I believe you.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 09:59 PM
WELL LET'S FACE IT He wipes his hands on his shirt, almost a motion of "look at me" I'M NOT EXACTLY [Trustworthy] BUT LIFE ISN'T [Equal opportunity] TO EVERYONE SOME LOOK PRETTY SOME LOOK LIKE [Salesmen ripe for the fall] BUT I'LL BE HONEST, IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD TO BE [[Little plaything]]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 09:59 PM
You think I don't know that?
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 10:00 PM
He at first seemed interested by the fact there was a Spamton that had a soul, but he still felt pretty shitty from everything that was currently going on. He glanced back down at his coffee Keep a [you really got a hold on me karaoke mp3], that’s precious cargo… his heart nodded, even thought they’re not really sure what was being discussed
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:01 PM
I'M not the most trustworthy individual out there. What makes you think I'm even remotely interested in trusting any of you?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:01 PM
He looks around, and then shrugs, like the answer is obvious CAUSE YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:02 PM
I can just leave.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 10:02 PM
he also shrugs, as his heart bounced as if to mimic their shrugging
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:02 PM
Have you ever thought of that?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:03 PM
I HAVE! BUT BETWEEN BEING STUCK IN [Big Brother's House] AND GOING BACK TO THE [Streets of Chicago] AGAIN IT SEEMS LIKE AN [Direct] CHOICE
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:04 PM
...
22:04
He doesn't have anything to say to that. He just sits down, arms crossed.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:07 PM
I THOUGHT SO. ANYWAY, I HAVE A [Proud proposal] FOR YOU WITH NO [Small print] OR [Lawyer jargon] IT'S SIMPLE
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:08 PM
...
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Feb-22 10:10 PM
He seemed to be done with his coffee, or at least calling to done, he takes his heart gently and pops it back into his chest, closing the place door behind it, then slowly stood up and walked over to the sink to dump the rest of his drink down the drain. He then looked over at the human Spamton It’s all [if you’re up for it] to you, whatever you wanna do. he then slipped his hands into the pockets of his smoking jacket and left the kitchen to head back upstairs
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:12 PM
...What's the deal?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:16 PM
I CAN [Show] YOU WHERE TO GO A CITY [Shrouded in Darkness] AND THE INHABITANTS JUST LOVE [Customers] WITH [Skin and bones]! SO MUCH SO THAT YOU'D BE GIVEN SPECIL TREATMENT AND ONCE THAT HAPPENS I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A [Solid]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:16 PM
...And that solid is?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:19 PM
He digs into his pants pocket and shows him a little car key YOU GET INTO THE [Abyss] OF THE MANSION WHERE [Vines and thorns] GROW FREELY YOU FIND ME A [Machine] A [Work-out Ready Body] ROTTING AWAY IN [Forgive and forget] AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BRING. ME. THE. DISK. SIMPLE, EH?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:20 PM
...Why do I know what you're talking about.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:20 PM
IT'S A [[Tale as old as time]]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:21 PM
He sighs.
22:21
On one condition.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:22 PM
His eyes seem to shine with anticipation YES?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:23 PM
I'll help you with your machine.
22:23
And you help me with mine.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:23 PM
:?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:24 PM
You said it yourself. Everyone of us probably has a machine like yours.
22:24
A NEO.
22:25
I help you get yours, and you help me get mine.
22:25
Capiche?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:25 PM
HOW?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:29 PM
It doesn't matter how. Can you help, or not?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:30 PM
HEY PAL I SHOWED YOU MY [Specifications] AND YOU DON'T SHOW ME YOURS? WHAT KIND OF [Business] ARE WE MAKING HERE?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:30 PM
Fine.
22:30
I need a mechanic.
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22:31
You're me, aren't you? You know how to work around a machine, don't you?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:34 PM
...SURE
22:35
LET'S [Imply] I DO, YES
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:36 PM
And you'll be willing to work on my NEO if push comes to shove, would you?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:40 PM
He makes a noncommittal noise and a shrug
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:40 PM
If you don't help me, I won't help you.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:41 PM
WELL IF YOU'RE SO [Smarty pants] AROUND MACHINES WHY DON'T YOU [Can we fix it?] YOURSELF?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:45 PM
He chuckles.
22:45
Can't exactly work on yourself, can you?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:46 PM
GET ENOUGH [Giggle water] IN AND MAYBE YOU CAN!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:47 PM
...You want me to operate on myself while on fucking laughing gas?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:50 PM
WHY NOT! I DO THAT SOMETIMES!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:51 PM
...You do realize you're a puppet, right?
22:52
You do realize if I make a mistake I'll probably end up killing myself, right?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:52 PM
AND YOU'RE THE SAME JUST [Flesh muppets] AND A [Piss][Thumper]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:52 PM
Listen here. I am not one of you.
22:52
And if I can help it, I can never be one of you.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:55 PM
He closes his hand around the key, looking at Spencer deep in his eyes, and then puts it back in his pocket Well that wasn't very nice.
22:55
OUR [Business contract] HAS BEEN [Withdrawn]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:58 PM
He grasps his arm as he reaches into his pocket. He's cold. He's mechanical. His skin's like porcealin.
22:58
Forget the deal. I'll take you to NEO right now.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 10:58 PM
spamstanding
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 10:59 PM
Consider it an act of truce.
23:01
Or goodwill.
23:01
Or whatever you wanna call it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 11:22 PM
He fell silent, and that's not just because mafa went to take a shower lmao he's shaking in his boots rn
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 11:24 PM
Should I take this as a yes?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 11:26 PM
His jaw hangs open [[There's been an error. Please contact your operator.]]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 11:27 PM
He flicks his forehead.
23:27
You good?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Feb-22 11:29 PM
There's no resistance to the flick, his head gently bobs back and forth
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 11:30 PM
I'm going to ask you again.
23:30
Do you want me to get you to the machine?
23:30
I'll wait. Take your time.
23:31
He gets up from the table to make himself more tea.
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ruby BOT 13-Feb-22 11:52 PM
walks in
23:53
surveys the scene before him. a passed out skunk and a.... lightner? huh.
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23:53
non merci, en fait.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 11:54 PM
He double takes,
23:54
You're not another me, are you?
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ruby BOT 13-Feb-22 11:54 PM
raises an eyebrow
23:54
Hahahaha. Ha. No. God no.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 11:54 PM
Oh thank god other people can come here.
23:55
As much as these guys crack me up I don't think it's healthy to talk to so many of...me, y'know?
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ruby BOT 13-Feb-22 11:55 PM
he looks.... lightly disgusted Oh absolutely not. I would personally avoid it, myself.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 13-Feb-22 11:56 PM
He chuckles.
23:56
You here for the free food too?
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ruby BOT 13-Feb-22 11:57 PM
Ahahaha. Non. I was trying to access my own apartment and well. That obviously didn't happen.
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00:00
But. his eyes gleam, just for a second. He's noticed the tea on the table Seeing as I am here.... and you seem to be a lightner with, ah... Some good taste.... why not stop and chat for a while? I'm somewhat of a tea-connoisseur myself, you could say. How about I make you a sample of my wares? I promise it will be infinitely better than what they have here, I'm sure.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:01 AM
He comes to, gripping the table BUH-WUH?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:01 AM
Heh. If anything my friend over here needs the tea more than I do.
00:01
Why don't you go prepare something for him?
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:03 AM
he keeps his customer-service grin on, though it falters as he looks at the spamton who has unfortunately woken up, slipping into a light sneer for just a moment. Ahahaha, oui oui tout de suite monsieur ! n'importe quoi pour un client potentiel.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:05 AM
That's the spirit, whatever you just said!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:05 AM
[👁️👁️]
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:05 AM
he turns towards the counter and snaps his fingers, a tea set materializing out of the pink pixels that appear. He sets to work, making a bergamot rose tea.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:06 AM
He turns back to Skunkton, whispering.
00:06
Made up your mind?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:08 AM
His gaze is fixated on the pink addison, but he doesn't have any particular expression. He frowns and pushes Spencer away I DON'T [[Want. It. Need. It. Don't. You. See. It]]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:09 AM
That’s a lie, and you know it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:11 AM
DON'T YOU HAVE [Good deals] THINGS TO DO?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:12 AM
Nope. Nothing better to do. No one better to pester.
00:12
No one at all, really. They’re all gone.
00:12
Left to let me rot in a dumpster.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:13 AM
[[That's rough, buddy]]
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:13 AM
he turns around with a flourish, walking over and placing two teacups down in front of the two men, the one in front of skunkton coming down a little more forcefully than the other. Échantillon gratuit, offert par la maison. Profitez-en, messieurs. 🌹
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:13 AM
Sil voux plais, or whatever
00:14
I’ll be sure to pay you handsomely!
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:14 AM
still smiling, his hands clenching into fists behind his back.
00:15
Oh? This is a free sample, sir. No payment required.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:15 AM
Well I can already tell it’s good enough to pay for!
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:16 AM
You flatter me! Thank you. he places his hand on his chest in thanks, like a fruit
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:17 AM
The force behind the teacup didn't pass without a notice, and Skunkton looked back and forth from the teacup to Ruby. When he opens his mouth, it's not his voice that comes through. [[Merci beaucoup, Chouchou]]
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:17 AM
If you would like to purchase some tea however, I do have a selection of packages you could look through, if you are interested.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:18 AM
Is that a personal invitation?
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:18 AM
looks over at skunkton, eyebrow raised Pardon?
00:19
coughs a bit, straightening himself out A personal invitation? What do you mean?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:19 AM
Are you inviting me to your store to look at your teas?
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:20 AM
Ah! Yes! Unless you would like to browse the mobile catalogue I have here with me? We offer free next day delivery, for your convenience.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:20 AM
He drums his fingers on the table DID I SAY THE RIGHT THING
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:20 AM
He shushes Skunkton. For now.
00:21
Give me a moment to think about it, I am a busy little bee after all!
00:21
Busy little human.
00:21
Whatever.
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:22 AM
looking down his nose at skunkton Je ne suis PAS ton "chéri", mec mouffette!
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00:22
And yes, of course sir. Just let me know when you've decided.
00:22
does a little half-bow
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:23 AM
He turns back to Skunkton.
00:23
That's your in.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:23 AM
HUH?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:23 AM
That's your in to get to the machine.
00:24
I sneak you into the Dark World, I weasel my way into this 'mansion's abyss', I get you to the machine, we all win everyone claps.
00:24
Of course, only if you want to.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:28 AM
He doesn't answer and instead sips the tea
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:28 AM
You might never get a chance like this again, you know.
00:29
You might just end up like me, rotting away in whatever alleyways you call home.
00:29
Or...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:30 AM
HEH I'M [Been there, done that] ALREADY
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:30 AM
All the more reason you'd wanna get out.
00:30
All the more reason you want to claw your way back into the light.
00:30
All the more reason you deserve to be a God.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:34 AM
He mumbles something incoherent and buries himself under the teacup again, looking through his glasses to Ruby as a silent request of help
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:35 AM
What was that?
00:35
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:36 AM
has no fucking clue what these guys are talking about. He hopes the human will decide to buy something soon. his fists are clenched behind his back again but he is still smiling!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Feb-22 12:41 AM
He sounds like a kettle whistling
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:42 AM
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
00:43
He stops whispering and starts talking to Ruby.
00:43
Welp, my mind's settled. I'm all in for visiting you!
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:43 AM
almost jumps, having zoned out just a bit Ah! Wonderful!
00:44
he snaps his fingers, a pink door appearing on the wall closest to him Please, kindly follow me through this Shortcut. It leads directly to my storefront.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 12:45 AM
Oh, absolutely!
00:45
He turns to Skunkton for a moment, mouthing a quick 'I'll be back for you' before stepping in.
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ruby BOT 14-Feb-22 12:46 AM
the door fades into pixels before disappearing completely
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 02:12 PM
He’s in here now
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 02:16 PM
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14:17
He climbs down from the roof. Now.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 02:21 PM
HELLO??
14:21
Oh, it’s you! Hello!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 02:24 PM
Hello [Sera]. It's been a while, huh?
14:24
How are you holding up? He starts messing with the kitchen, looking for some condiments to prepare cooking
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 02:46 PM
It’s been a bit, [Yeah!] You can almost see a lightbulb go off over his head [Wait here!] I’ll be right back!!!
14:46
He scurries off
14:48
hes back!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 02:49 PM
Huh?
14:50
What's up?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 02:51 PM
In his hand is a decently sized basket, filled with nice little goodies, bath bombs, candies, etc. on the outside is a big ‘thank you’ card. I wanted to get you something nice. You know, for bringing[the cure] here.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 02:53 PM
trolled
14:54
He's speechless for a little bit, seeing the nice basket with so much effort put on. Usually he's not the type to care for gifts, but the circumstances make him feel...Special in a way he hasn't in a long while
14:55
Ah. You didn't need to go through the [Trouble] Of getting these.
14:56
I only did what I was [Supposed] To do. But, this is really nice, Sera. [Thank you dearest customer!]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 02:58 PM
You’re welcome! I hope [no discomfort] comes from this. You could [share this] with your [nurses uniforms: 25.99] if you’d like.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 02:59 PM
[fun] No.
15:00
They already are having their payment by being in your presence. It is /that/ great for them. Give them a gift and I think the [Medical staff] would need [Medical assistance]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 03:02 PM
Oh goodness... well. I’m glad they’re [enjoying themselves.] I guess? Didn’t Spencer help you too? Should I get him something?
15:05
... I wonder if Seb’s up yet.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 03:06 PM
Spencer is also earning his payment by learning to [Behave like a good boy]. But you could get him something, but don't expect him to be [Grateful]
15:07
Are you worried?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 04:12 PM
Well. I’ll still [get something.] ..... YeA)h. I’m [always 100%] worried about him.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 04:15 PM
I can imagine. Well, don't let me hold you up if you must check on him. I'm making something quick for lunch.
16:17
Chicken pasta with some oatmeal raisin cookies for later. I already have most of it ready
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 04:32 PM
Let me know if [help is required!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:33 PM
And here now Bigstand
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:33 PM
spamstanding
16:34
HOW DID WE [common-area skip] INTO HERE
16:34
YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE A [speedrun pro] GREEDTON
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:36 PM
I used to need to avoid paparazzi a lot
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 04:36 PM
pinkstand
16:36
Why are any of you [Room skip any%]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:37 PM
jumps a bit, not realizing pink was here [A]
16:37
HEY THERE ! LONG TIME..... NO SEE....
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:37 PM
Oh, good, all the middle aged people are here So I don't have to make individualized apologies if I had to make more than three tops I would go a bit crazy Anyway I have to say something to you
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 04:38 PM
Hello. It's been a while. I don't need apologies. Chicken pasta is almost done.
16:38
He shuffles around to try getting himself busy with the food, but he's really already done cooking. Lord have mercy on his efficient ass
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:40 PM
No, listen to me It's good for my He stammers and stutters while looking for the words self-actualization needs
16:41
Pink, if I said something weird to you, I'm sorry I was delirious
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:44 PM
shuffles away, towards the coffee maker. despite everything he still has an absolutely killer headache
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 04:44 PM
Don't sweat it. You weren't that inappropriate. Just picky with taking your [meds].
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:45 PM
in all honesty he'd love to get his coffee and go back into his room and avoid the others for the rest of the day, he doesnt know if he can face them yet.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 04:45 PM
How about giving your [Filtering organ] a break and also drinking some water before your coffee, [Seb]?
16:46
You also should eat something. I've been informed you've been locked up for a while.
16:46
He gives A look.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:46 PM
freezes, hand on the bean grinder YEAH...... PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 04:46 PM
Oh!! He just realized Good morning!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:47 PM
FREEZES AGAIN
16:47
M0RN1NG
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 04:47 PM
He gives Seb a smile
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:48 PM
smiles back, genuine but shaky SORRY I WAS JUST GONNA. [grab n' go] SOEM [ko-fi premium] AND UH. HEAD BACK UPSTAIRS. Y'KNOW... GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP IN.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:49 PM
You've slept for a day straight. That's enough rest He pulls out a chair at the table next to Sera and stares at Sebastian
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 04:49 PM
Were you not [sleeping like a baba ] all day?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:49 PM
Menacingly
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:51 PM
he's sweating
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:52 PM
Sit.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:53 PM
wordlessly sits down, fingers tapping the table nervously FINE. FINE I WILL HAVE [most important meal of the day] AND [socialization] !!!!!
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 04:54 PM
He looks at Greedton with a look of "Are you seeing this shit"
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:54 PM
He raises his eyebrows like "girl I know"
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 04:56 PM
He also goes and takes 4 plates, placing them on the table and putting the pot of pasta in the middle, going to the fridge and getting a jug of water and one conk.
16:56
[Bone] [Ape] [Teeth] Or whatever.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:57 PM
looks at the pasta, his stomach making a loud noise. maybe he is hungry THAT LOOKS [too good to be true] PINK. GOD DAMN.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 04:58 PM
He sits down next to Seb, sipping his water
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:59 PM
It does look pretty nice I think I don't mind having lunch here He sits down at the table with the rest of them Not like I have anything ready at home anyway
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 04:59 PM
hesitates for a moment before sneakily grabbing sera's hand under the table and squeezes it gently
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 05:00 PM
he squeezes back
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 05:03 PM
He takes his blazer off, starting to note maybe he should start wearing something that isn't formal wear for kitchen activities, hanging his coat somewhere and joining them for food. He hasn't done this...in a while.
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17:04
It is just a [simple recipe]. Please, eat as much as you wish to. I make one too many things in here anyways you could probably [Pack lunch for your whole family!]
17:04
I tend to use Spencer as my trash disposal with the leftovers.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 05:06 PM
He serves himself some of the pasta You don't got anything better to do than to cook? Especially if you're not doing it because you're hungry Sounds like a bit of waste of effort
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 05:07 PM
I THINK ITS GOOD TO HAVE HOBBIES
17:08
he digs in, trying not to just shovel it into his mouth SERIOUSLY IT MAY BE [simple and quick] BUT THIS TASTES LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D EAT AT [color cafe: reservation only]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 05:12 PM
It's hard not to look like you're shoveling food in while eating pasta. At least, if you're eating it right like he is. I mean. Of course, get all the hobbies you want But I never understood cooking as a hobby If you're not doing it for someone to eat or for you to sell then what's the point? He stops himself to point at his plat with his fork This thing is fantastic, by the way. I haven't had pasta this good since I left my mama's house
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 05:34 PM
It’s delicious! You should become [pro chef]
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 05:44 PM
He takes a sip of his conk in a very dignified way, clearing his throat I mean, I was a professional. Cooking show and all. I'm just going through the motions is all.
17:45
Its the act of following a simple, basic recipe and just getting lost in it.
17:45
It comes out right every time.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 05:47 PM
I DUNNO, I FOLLOW A RECIPE AND SOMETIMES ALL THAT COMES OUT IS [garbage noise but if it was a food]
17:47
DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT, PINK.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 06:01 PM
Maybe I should supervise your cooking to see what you're doing sometime.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 06:03 PM
Yeah it... Really shouldn't be that hard Just follow a recipe My kids like my cooking It's nothing to write home about I think, kids will eat anything as long as it tastes salty or sweet enough
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 06:18 PM
How are your [little ones] doing?
18:18
I keep meaning to ask you!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 06:22 PM
They're great They missed me a lot, which is, you know, understandable Adlings don't really need a parent to take care of them most of the day but it's always good when someone can bend around their schedule to do so Or-or in my case not have a schedule at all He stuffs his mouth with pasta again and chews for a moment. They spent the whole night burrowing with me It was nice.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 06:36 PM
That's good.
18:36
Does free time with them help in their development?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 06:40 PM
Yeah, I think so Although it's usually something people do outside of work hours A lot of people bring their kids to work once or twice a week so they can see what their parent does for a living Helps them figure out what to sell Vi takes them to his store every Sunday
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:14 PM
he sits back, just listening to the others talk. Despite his previous reservations about being seen, This has been nice.
19:14
he quietly lights up a cigarette, taking a drag and smiling just a bit
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:20 PM
He leans over slightly, so his shoulder is resting on Seb’s
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:21 PM
laughs quietly, reaching over and ruffling sera's hair
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:21 PM
That seems [Reasonable]. Parental care is truly a fascinating concept to me.
19:22
I've actually been reading it's manifestation in lightners and other darkners. Interesting subject.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:22 PM
Yeah? What d'you find out so far?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:27 PM
There are several types, some that are more reliant on the [Mother figure], Some on the [Father figure], Some are more [Communal] and such. I think the closest thing we've got to parenting would be Coaching which is quite similar to [Alloparental care] in a sense everyone could do it. You just need to be experienced and actually know what you're doing before forming a [Manager] of a healthy [Team] of Addisons
19:28
Being a manager, even, huh.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:29 PM
The words start being over his head, but by the end he's nodding along, resting his elbows on the table. Interesting. I wouldn't call myself that, though. Managers aren't really nice people I'm sure you of all of us knows this best Maybe Sera, I don't know.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:33 PM
Hah. For non addisons, perhaps. For my world thats just a term for someone they've elected to handle their group activities in a whole, but they also get the most benefits. They usually do not hold power over the others...or shouldn't. Another term would probably be a [Mentor] , [Adviser], [Coach]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:33 PM
[Idk] what happened to my manager... just vanished one day.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:34 PM
I think due the bad rep these have these days, the youth has been using [ADvisor] more often to their beloved figures they look up to...
19:35
That's unfortunate. Do you not have one now?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:39 PM
We manage ourselves! I say that, but.... Actually [idk] who she is in your world, but! He pulls out a photo from the inside of his cardigan pocket, it’s old and faded. Sera and his Addison friends are much younger and Sera is... taller. But he points to a blue woman in the photo. It’s his worlds queen. She kind of manages us now? [its silly! ] situation.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:40 PM
He leans forward to take a look at the photo, and then frowns. Sera that's my ex.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:40 PM
SN ORTS
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:41 PM
[Sheeeeeeesh]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:44 PM
Oof. [yikes] Well! She’s not mine!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:45 PM
And that's totally fine! We're not in bad terms or anything I-I think
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:47 PM
he can't help it, he bursts out laughing REALLY, WITH [QUEEN?]
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19:48
he continues laughing, but suddenly jolts a bit. Something feels off.
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19:49
HEY I THINK I MIGHT BE [suffering from afflictions] FROM EATING SO WELL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:49 PM
Huh. What do you currently feel?
19:49
Maybe I did salt it too much?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:49 PM
KIND OF STATICK-
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smilepink 3
19:50
and he's gone
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:50 PM
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:50 PM
????
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:50 PM
pinkstand
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:50 PM
Seb???
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:50 PM
This isn't good news.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:51 PM
He looks visibly worried
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:52 PM
What.
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:52 PM
Okay before we [Freak out.]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:52 PM
Hes nearly at freak out point
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:52 PM
Looks at Sera Has anyone mentioned this to you?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:53 PM
Him vanishing?????
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:53 PM
Yes.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:54 PM
[Oh god oh god oh god] No??? I mean,,, I vanished [out of here] reality before!!
19:54
Is this[ I’m the same] thing???
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:54 PM
This has happened before. With you, Even with me. Let's get the facts straight.
19:55
Can he [NoClip OOB]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:55 PM
Apparently he can???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:55 PM
I don't think that's what happened
19:55
I think that if that was true he wouldn't have looked that surprised
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:56 PM
Yeah he was??? Not expecting that
19:56
Oh god I lost my- my [Seb] He just starts rapidly drinking down a glass of water
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 07:58 PM
Hey, okay, that's fine We can find him, he couldn't have gone too far, right?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:58 PM
WHAT IF HES GONe fOREVER????
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 07:59 PM
I'm trying to think...Maybe we should call him
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 07:59 PM
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL ANTON???? Hes got crying cat eyes
19:59
...... Call him???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 08:02 PM
Is there a-a-a service you call when your friends vanish out of thin air?
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SPAMTON [Pink] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:02 PM
The void guy? The guy who gave me a [Facelift]
20:03
I figure... If he vanished. It has to be to [somewhere]. And if it isn't it has to be [Nowhere] He walks over to sera, patting his shoulder in solidarity
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:08 PM
He... actually. Might be there. He uses his cardigan to wipe his eyes all pathetic
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:11 PM
Do you want to try?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:11 PM
Yes. Yes [god ] I don’t want to [lose his stupid @$$] again.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:15 PM
He walks over to the kitchen cabinet and pulls a pink rotary phone from it. Don't ask me why I keep it there. He plugs his tail on the back of it, and pulls the receiver. It is making a sound
20:16
He offers his phone to Sera Try calling it.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:17 PM
He puts it up to his ear
20:18
And.... dials?
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?????????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_wyiY4vyk&ab_channel=JWSmythe
JW Smythe
Phone Disconnect Tones and Message
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:20 PM
......
20:20
I... don’t think it’s. Working.
20:21
.....Is something going on out there??
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:22 PM
Hmmm. It seems serious.
20:22
Do not lose [Hope] However.
20:22
Let's dial it as many times as it Takes.
20:22
It is our only option, for now.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:23 PM
.... He dials again
20:23
He’s got a desperate look in his eyes
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:24 PM
...This seems really out of the [Blue] ...
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:24 PM
I don’t know why this is happening. Now...
20:25
Ringing... ringing
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:25 PM
To fuck with us probably.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:26 PM
I’m going to [get his ass] When he gets back.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:27 PM
I mean, is it even his fault this time? I don't think one normally...Vanishes like that.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:27 PM
No. he really doesn’t...
20:27
I’ll get him.. but in a [good, nice, lovely] way
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:28 PM
Nice.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 08:29 PM
Okay I'm not going insane right there is someone yelling right outside the front door, right?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:29 PM
Yeah.
20:29
should we.. go check on that??
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 08:29 PM
I mean It's not like I'm going anywhere now
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:30 PM
Or.. wait. I want to stay here. See if he [picks it up]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:31 PM
He sighs, wearily
20:31
Do I really have to check it out?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:31 PM
Could you? Please?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 08:31 PM
I'm not setting foot outside this kitchen
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 08:32 PM
....I'll go. I have a [Bad feeling] About all this. He gets up. He somehow looks more done than the usual.
20:32
Keep trying to call while I deal with that
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:32 PM
He tries to dial again
20:33
!
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:33 PM
€š�舐Þ¥¿Þ¥¿?????
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:33 PM
Seb???? Seb ?????
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:33 PM
HE¥¿Þ¥¿?????L LO?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:34 PM
Seb!!! Oh god this better be you
20:34
Where are you??? Wherever it is I’ll [find my way] to you!!
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:34 PM
I DONT KNOW RáÚÆ â€š�舐舐 Ř§Ů Â£╟.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:35 PM
Seb!! Oh god I can hear you but,,, [Garbled, terrible sound]
20:35
Please... god please you can’t [don’t do this to me]
20:36
Hes hearing... that outside the kitchen. Walking to the doorway of the kitchen to observe- he nearly faints, backing up slowly
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:36 PM
اٗ© ????ŠÂ£óÞ¢áñ� YOU'LL FORGET ME©????????½ £½ óÞ¢áñráÚÆ Â£óÞ¢áñ©.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:36 PM
HUH??? HOW COULD I FORGET???
20:37
[I need you.] AND SO DOES [nephew]
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:38 PM
I'M SORRY. I Þ¥¿????☒舐 YOU £½ ▀ ANTON BUT اٗ© BETTER THIS RáÚÆ Â£óÞ¢áñ
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:39 PM
SEB?? SEB
20:40
[ Please, I’m begging you]
20:40
Don’t do this
20:40
PLEASE.. [PLEss ]GET BACK HERE
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINQNedOxM8
Soundsnap
Cellular phone interference noise. -Sound effect
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:41 PM
SEB??? SEB PLEASE
20:41
Think he’s crying
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 08:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xuxefWIIzE
ABHIGNAN KARMAKAR
Dead telephone/Call ended sound effect | sfx /bgm | for videos/film...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMOlCTojXew
0ISEAUX
missed call (1 hour slowed reverb)
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 08:46 PM
......
20:47
He desperately dials back, trying so hard to reconnect
20:48
Seb... please please pick up,,, [im begging and pleading]
20:49
Think he’s crying! (Part 2)
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:21 PM
#Currently in the kitchen as he starts making himself some coffee, though he's Smirking# ....[It was getting too chummy around here]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:25 PM
Hey.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:26 PM
How's things out there?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:27 PM
Bad
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:27 PM
Yo. #waving to Rosario with a smirk and coffee# So who, other than [moi] started the [trashfire] this time?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:28 PM
There's a NEO outside who looks an awful look like if you and Seb [NEO] decided to merge codes. He can't move.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:28 PM
Yikes
21:30
So is-are they handling it?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM
They were fighting each other. As we do.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM
Right. Well let me know when it clears up I'd like to be home for dinner
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM
He looks at spencer, shrugging Hell if i know who these people are.
21:36
Besides the old man, being stuck there and all. There's a lot of new people getting [Riled up]
21:36
You know the one I [Ragdolled] A bit that I told you the other day?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM
Wow a bunch of [[stranger danger]s in the house starting a [riot] sounds like a typical college [frat boy party]
21:38
Maybe we should [[hit record]] on it and make [kromer] offa it
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM
He hears a loud sound from the background I think it's over.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM
He looks back at the living room, his jaw tense. You think everything's okay out there?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM
It'll be fine, we're [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON] and a lot of us have died before. #he waves his hand as he finishes his coffee and starts making himself a sandwich# Though if you're really worried you can go [cheque] it out
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM
I'm not going out there I don't like the bisexual lighting coming from the yard
spampoint 2
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM
#After he makes whatever disgusting monstrosity his hands have concocted, he shrugs# Suit yourself. So other than [[Total Drama Island]] out there, anything else happen while I was [[feedin my dam birds]]?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM
Lunch.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM
Yeah He made pasta
21:47
I think there's still leftovers He made so many servings
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM
I think my oatmeal cookies are cold by now. He opens the oven, good thing he unplugged it Want some?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM
#Upon hearing this he goes# Yeah #opening the fridge to get the pasta as well and then dumps it on the monstrosity he's made and is about to consume. The pasta is completely ruined and Spencer seems fine with that as he's eating whatever this concoction is#
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
Disgusting as usual.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
Watching that unfold What the fuck is wrong with you
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
He's a little quirky like that.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:50 PM
What? It's pretty ok #He continues to eat this disgusting mess# Yeah I'm [[Kawaii as fuck]] #briefly posing before dumping the rest of the 'food' down his gullet#
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM
I don't think that's a quirk I think that's more like
21:51
Asking for attention
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM
Nah you're not my [[pokemon type]] #pausing as he hears what's going on# Sounds like they're [[beating their ass in the qrts]] right now #extending a hand out to Rosario# Cookie
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM
What's the magic word?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM
suck my [[parental advisory warning]]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM
Not like that, you stupid asshole
21:55
And get some manners
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM
He jabs him with his taser, as usual. Wrong.
21:56
Oh he was much worse when I found him. He's pretty well behaved today, I'd say.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM
[[A]] #flinching before snorting# I'm taking manners classes from [[Rosetta Stone]] so if I'm failing it means they ain't workin. #rolls his eyes#
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM
When you found him? Like he's a stray dog?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
You could say it like that, yeah.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
Uh-huh.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
Tried to invade my room. I've been making it his problem ever since
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
Teach a guy some manners, naturally
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM
I dunno, the one who's getting more [[wrinkle in time]] on his forehead is you. Soon you'll be a [pug] by the end of the week
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM
Joke's on you, because some people are into that
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 10:01 PM
He smacks him upside the head again, his expression, unflinching before smirking at Greedton's comment That, you're right.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM
#A minecraft oof before laughing# You say that but sounds like I hit a [sore loser] spot on him Anyways, now I'm curious about the [[dumpster fire]] going on. [[Smell ya later]][[old man]] #taking out a pack of cigarettes as he starts walking back to the yard# Who knows they might drop some [[common loot]] while they're at it
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM
Shakes his head What a weird fucking guy
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM
He looks at him, offering him a cookie Oh he's a [piece of work] alright
22:05
He's about to make things worse too.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 10:06 PM
He takes the cookie and lifts it quickly in a wordless thank you Why are you even bothering with him?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM
Good question
22:08
Next question
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM
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22:10
Why do you care that much about him if he does nothing but trouble?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM
He feels familiar. Not sure why. I've been trying to find it out. Plus I get to beat someone up if I desire to do so. He doesn't get upset or afraid for days after our [tussling].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM
Yeah that was a bit strange If you're trying to teach him manners it feels a bit out of left field to smack or taze him if he messes up But I mean If he likes it, shrugs
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM
Yeha
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22:23
Speaking of, I'll be right back.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM
Suit yourself.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:37 PM
He’s drinking some water, tapping his foot. He’s trying to remember.... something. What that thing is? Who knows
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:37 PM
He's been in the kitchen this whole time. Poured himself a beer. Slowly nursing through it. Hey.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:38 PM
Hey!! How’s your night [icon]?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:38 PM
Pretty boring. Waiting for things outside to calm down before I pass through. You?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 11:39 PM
he's just eating these cookies hes found. And vibing.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:39 PM
Oh, hi Anton I see you're back to normal
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 11:45 PM
As normal as I can be
23:45
how are you holding up?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:46 PM
Amen to that. He takes a sip of his beer I feel like I'm forgetting something Something... Important?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:46 PM
You know what? Me too
23:46
[What the hell ] could it be? If it’s [very very important?]
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?????? BOT 14-Feb-22 11:47 PM
you left the stove on.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:47 PM
[huh wuh]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM
Hey guys I'm back
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM
Hi!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM
Hey
23:49
Beer?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM
I put Sebs stupid body back where it came from after some fools snatched it. How did they even manage that?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM
Seb??
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Feb-22 11:50 PM
Sebastian?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:50 PM
Wait...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:50 PM
Sebastian...
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 11:50 PM
Literally bluescreening in the corner
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM
Seb.... SEB?? SEB!!! I KNOW THAT NAME!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM
Why does it sound like Ugh Why does it sound like someone I should hug?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM
AAAAAAA!!!!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM
AUGHUH WUH?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:52 PM
SEB!!! SEB MY [sweet summer peach]!!! He LEAPS into him, pulling him close WHERE THE [##£#£] WERE YOU???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:52 PM
Sebastian!!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:53 PM
[A]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:53 PM
He stands up You had us worried sick! That one was crying like a codependent puppy!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:53 PM
wraps his arms around sera, catching him I UH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:53 PM
Hes crying again!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:53 PM
I WAS NOWHERE. LITERALLY.
23:54
I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT I [tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down] OUT OF EXISTENCE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:54 PM
You're saying you went to fucking Hell?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:54 PM
NO IT WAS LITERALLY [nowhere]
23:55
ACCORDING TO [void grandpa] I DIDNT EXIST
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 11:55 PM
https://youtu.be/Gb2jGy76v0Y
Ballyweg
Microsoft Windows XP Shutdown Sound
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:56 PM
turns towards the source of the shut-down sound and sees anton. its the first time he's seen him since he got reset IS HE OKAY? IS HE OKAY
23:57
squeezes sera before extracting himself, kneeling down next to anton and shaking his shoulder a bit
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:57 PM
He's fine
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 11:57 PM
He stares at nothing before letting out another sound https://youtu.be/7nQ2oiVqKHw
Ballyweg
Microsoft Windows XP Startup Sound
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 14-Feb-22 11:57 PM
He leans down too, taking Anton’s hand Don’t think he can believe he [forgor]
23:58
I mean. Neither can I.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 14-Feb-22 11:58 PM
💀
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 14-Feb-22 11:59 PM
whispers as quietly as he can, as to not blast out anton's eardrums Anton....?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:00 AM
He rubs his face before striking a very crooked smile H-Hey Seb ! LOng time no see huh!!! He's sweating like hell
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:00 AM
You're fuckin' tell me, are you okay?
00:01
puts his hand on anton's forehead Are you sick again, kid?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:01 AM
He walks around and grabs Anton a glass of water, then crouches down with the rest of them and offers him the water Here you go, kid. Take a deep breath
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:01 AM
ME? NO DONT WORRY HOW ABOUT YOU YOU . YOU. YOU KINDA DIDN'T EXIST FOR A SECOND, DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:02 AM
yeah but i got better.
00:02
Don't deflect.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:02 AM
He takes the water and dumps it on his head, smiling brightly THANK YOU!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:02 AM
...
00:03
Anton.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:03 AM
Sebastian...?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:03 AM
you're a fuckin' shit liar.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:03 AM
Anton... Sebastian.
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He glances at the both of them... System stress 99%.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:04 AM
He can't handle it and pulls Seb for a hug. He's wet too. Oh god what a mess. He may or may not be sniffling
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:04 AM
Awww hey c'mon now, you're gonna make me start crying
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:04 AM
He just starts laughing. That kind of laugh you do that turns into hysterics,,,,, then crying. IVE HAD ENOUGH OF [EMOTIONAL MESSSSSS] FOREVER!!!! I JUST WANT [normal bitches in the club]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:04 AM
God.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:04 AM
squeezes anton tight, he's already tearing up.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:05 AM
Uh. There there.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:06 AM
I just. I. I thought my systems had finally fried! I can't deal with any more jumbled up memory shit this week!!!!!
00:07
I Had just loaded my backup and was finally reminiscing my life and friends and then...you started getting spotty.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:07 AM
He clings to Seb and Anton both
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:10 AM
hey hey c'mon. For better or for worse you're fuckin' stuck with my ass. No refunds.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:10 AM
[thank god]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:10 AM
ruffles anton's hair
00:10
looks over at greedton How you holdin' up over there pal
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:11 AM
His eyes widen like he just got hit by a truck of memories and he just holds the both of them, quiet but thankful. One day of normalcy challenge. Can we do it?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:12 AM
Oh, you know I've completely blacked out people from my brain before But it's definitely the first time this happened to someone I care about
00:12
Snark aside, I'm glad you're safe
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:12 AM
smiles at greedton, tugging him into the hug Awwwwwwww y'do care
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:13 AM
He loses his balance, caught by surprise, and stumbles forward onto the three of themAUGH
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:17 AM
heheheheh
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:19 AM
hee hee ♡o(≧∇≦o)
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:20 AM
raises his eyebrows at anton
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:20 AM
He clears his throat. Thats weird. I MEAN YEAH... OF COURSE WE ALL CARE ABOUT YOU
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:21 AM
squeezes anton a little tighter, smiling a bit more FUCKED UP
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94 dollar shipping fee 15-Feb-22 12:23 AM
spampoint pink
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:24 AM
Yeah, that sound you just did brings back weird memories
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:24 AM
He rests his head on his shoulders, smiling a bit. I didn't expect this to be our reunion since... but...hahah i think I can settle for this one.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:24 AM
Weird to you maybe!
00:25
chirps and continues to ruffle anton's hair Yeah, this works
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 12:25 AM
Memory wise... I do have a question,[ Seb] . If you may entertain me.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:26 AM
looks over at pink YEAH, SHOOT
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 12:26 AM
When you becomed [Neo]...did you read the note? Did you actually disinfect?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:30 AM
He cuddles himself deeper into this hug pile, listening
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:33 AM
.....
00:33
Actually Yeah. Thought that was a weird note to find on the [[neo]] body
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM
He smiles. Slowly clipping back through a door
00:37
Good. He's gone
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:38 AM
Gives me the creeps, how he just does that
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:39 AM
same
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:39 AM
Hes [kwirky]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:39 AM
He's lost in the sauce for a bit before shooting back up Right!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:39 AM
?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:39 AM
?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:40 AM
I had to run back to color cafe today to get my hair fixed.
00:40
everyone kept looking at me weird
00:40
Saying I sound too High quality
00:40
what's that supposed to mean?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:41 AM
No idea You sound normal to me
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:41 AM
??
00:41
No idea [icon] Maybe it’s a compliment?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:43 AM
tilts his head to the side like a fucking bird
00:43
chirps, waiting to see how anton responds
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:44 AM
He tilts it in response the same way, Chirping back, in a windows XP soundfont
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:44 AM
BINGO
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:44 AM
❓
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM
YOU GOT YOUR OS UPGRADED
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM
What are you two doing - oh
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM
Ohhhhh... OHHHHHH,
00:46
SO THAT'S WHY I CAN MAKE THIS NOW? He makes this sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jppm-FuB6E
Huw Clements
Windows XP Balloon Sound
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:47 AM
Oh those are adorable
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:48 AM
SO FANCY!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:48 AM
OHHH!! LOOK AT YOU SO [nice and upgraded Pc]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:49 AM
That explains it! This is a 2002 program...Which means i'm a man of the future!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:49 AM
Look at you, all futuristic
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:50 AM
He just laughs and stays there. He's not the one that's going to break the pile
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:51 AM
.... Anyone wanna [have sleepover] in my room?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:51 AM
👁️ 👁️
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:51 AM
Kitchen floors [killing me] back
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:51 AM
SURE THING [bab- SERA]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:52 AM
👁👁
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:52 AM
🤨
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:52 AM
..... can I [get some assistance now!] getting up?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:52 AM
...NAH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:53 AM
?????
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:53 AM
KIDDING
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:53 AM
YOU BETTER BE!! IM OLD
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:53 AM
OH THEN LET ME HELP, OLD MAN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:53 AM
☺️
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:53 AM
he stands up, and in the process scoops both anton and sera up, throwing them over his shoulders
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:54 AM
[A]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:54 AM
Yeah don't mind me I'm fine
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 12:54 AM
Are you sure?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:55 AM
raises an eyebrow at greedton YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP IN MY [so strong] ARMS AS WELL?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:55 AM
He raises two arms like he's asking to be hoisted up
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:55 AM
You can swear he looks smaller than the usual as he's picked up. Oh lord ( \ ・◇・)\ ？
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 12:56 AM
....... I DONT KNOW HOW TO PICK YOU UP WITH BOTH MY ARMS OCCUPIED GREEDTON......
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 12:56 AM
LET ME DOWN
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I'LL DO IT
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:18 AM
YOU SURE?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 01:19 AM
YEAH. I'LL CATCH UP LATER.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 01:23 AM
Oh, alright!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:25 AM
OKAY
01:25
gently puts anton down, replacing him with greedton
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:27 AM
He flails his legs at being picked up Hey what the fuck! How strong even are you?? I just wanted help getting up!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 01:29 AM
He laughs, and waves them both I'LL CATCH UP LATER I'M GOING TO THE SECOND FLOOR FOR A BIT
01:29
the three of them even, i cant math
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:34 AM
laughs and waves anton off, before putting greedton down SORRY SORRY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:37 AM
'He huffs, tidying up his suit, but it looks a bit too diverted to be actual anger.` I gotta get home now
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:38 AM
STOP BY AGAIN SOON!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:40 AM
I will. Good night, you two. Say hello to Anton for me
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 15-Feb-22 01:40 AM
WILL DO!
01:40
waves greedton off, before carrying sera up to the attic
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 15-Feb-22 01:50 AM
Goodnight!!! Is carried
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 15-Feb-22 04:45 PM
#Now here he decides to commit unholy cooking deeds and opens the fridge to pull out condiments, beverages, and things that should not go together#
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 07:32 PM
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19:32
Hello.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 15-Feb-22 07:33 PM
#Staring at the ceiling he just kinda feels like he's witnessing the fall of lucifer# [Bubble Gum bitch]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 07:35 PM
I've brought a gift
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 15-Feb-22 07:35 PM
Is it going to explode
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 07:35 PM
I don't know. It's from Sera.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 15-Feb-22 07:36 PM
#Awkwardly standing there he's confused# Why? is it [[Toxicroak]]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 07:36 PM
The one I got didn't explode, so I'm assuming it's safe. It's quite nice. I've used a bath bomb already and it has a little toy inside it
19:37
No. He just appreciates that you ["Helped"] in the medical intervention.
19:37
He hands him a nicely wrapped gift basket
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 15-Feb-22 07:40 PM
I didn't do [sh1t] there's no ne- #He ends up taking it though and stares at what's inside and just kinda clears his throat shoving it into an inventory window# but I'll accept it I [[guess who]]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Feb-22 07:43 PM
God. You [Suck]. He smiles a bit, ruffling his head You should enjoy the nice things you get.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 15-Feb-22 07:44 PM
# Swiping at Rosario he shoves his trash food into his mouth and pretending to be too busy eating to answer but he does increase the brightness on his glasses#
cutelilskrunkle 2
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 08:54 PM
Lights his cigarette on the stove, turns the stove off, and returns to the common area
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM
He sighs.
21:54
Well that was something, huh?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM
He's washing his face, his hands are shaking
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM
What in the world did he even say to get you so riled up?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM
He's an Addison. There's no such thing as a good Addison.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM
tilts his head to the side as he lands My brothers are Addisons.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM
And so are mine, i'm one too.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM
So what you're saying is that you're not a good person by default.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:57 PM
Never done a good thing in my life.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 09:57 PM
You saved a guy's life. That's like, an objectively good thing.
21:58
One good thing's better than nothing, if you know what I mean.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:00 PM
He pauses, and runs his hand down his face. His cheek stings I'm sorry... I don't know what came over me. I think I just... [lose control] a moment...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:02 PM
Hey. I know the feeling.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:03 PM
says nothing and goes over to one of the cabinets, and gets a first aid kit out. Then he gently pushes Esau to sit down L-Let me. Help you there. Please?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:03 PM
Sits
22:03
Where I came from... The City? I mean most of ya came from a Cyber City but... my family was not the nicest to me.
22:05
When I became a [Big Shot], they left me, and when I [fell from grace], I tried to maybe [pick up the pieces], but it didn't work. I was disgusting, and I was hideous.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:06 PM
I mean. The same thing happened in my neck of the woods.
22:07
Like, my family was nice, but they weren't. Y'know. nice nice.
22:07
Going back to them hasn't even crossed my mind.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:07 PM
eyes go a little fuzzy as he accesses some files on first aid, then nods and cleans up his cut and puts a butterfly bandage on it. Then after, he sits next to him and listens, because he just isn't sure what to say
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:09 PM
And, well... I did [redacted]. I'm not proud of it. Then I had to [file not found] by myself. He pauses, and grabs for his throat Still doing that, huh...? I can't seem to stop.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:11 PM
...Woof.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:13 PM
I was always sort of the [black sheep], even before I got [the big one]. It didn't help that all my sibs are [beautiful].
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:13 PM
You can say that again.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:14 PM
Do y-you want to be. Part of my family? Then?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:15 PM
That... might be nice, pal. He smiles a strained smile
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:16 PM
It's not gonna be that easy, isn't it?
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:17 PM
Then you are pa-part of my family! Who-who is going to stop me? It's up to h-him and me.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:18 PM
Heh! Like anyone'd want me as a family member. Have you seen me during thanksgivings? Absolute nightmare.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:19 PM
Y-you can be in family too.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:19 PM
I'll do what it takes to be worth your [time and effort], buddy, I'll give my [lifetime guarantee] for ya if I have to!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:20 PM
...You sure?
22:20
I'm pretty sure you guys hated me yesterday.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:21 PM
He swallows We all do [batshit] things when we're trapped- trapped- trapped- trapped- trapped-
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:21 PM
was about to say something but at that repeating word he just hugs tight onto Esau
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Spamtoon BOT 15-Feb-22 10:23 PM
he enters the kitchen, sighing and rubbing at his eyes and trying to play it off like he’s tired
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:23 PM
Trapped- trapped- trapped- oh oh god what am I gonna- He stops when he feel the hug, finally realizing he's not back there and it's not happening again He hugs SNEO tightly
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:24 PM
He looks on. He shouldn't interfere. He gets up to make some tea or something.
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Spamtoon BOT 15-Feb-22 10:25 PM
He sees the two of them hugging, wondering what was going on. Why was there always something happening when he was asleep??
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:28 PM
gets a determined look on his face and goes to yank Spencer into the hug too, then, while carrying the two, gets Spamtoon and hugs him too. Just because he's small now doesn't mean as a robot, he's weak. In fact. He is very strong. There shouldn't be that much strength in such a little body, but somehow. Yes. He's got it.
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Spamtoon BOT 15-Feb-22 10:29 PM
Finds himself getting pulled into a hug Wh-!?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:29 PM
Gh-!
22:29
There he goes.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:30 PM
He can't help it, he laughs Easy, now, we're not going anywhere. At least... I'm not.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:31 PM
He looks at everyone else in the hug. Despite himself...it really feels like he belongs here.
22:31
You guys are so dumb.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:32 PM
Yes. You are too. smiles genuinely for the first time in a while and sets them all down Hi Spamton. turns to Spamtoon So-sorry you. Looked like you needed a hug. Too.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:33 PM
He waves hello.
22:33
Nice to meetcha.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:34 PM
Hey, pal.
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Spamtoon BOT 15-Feb-22 10:36 PM
he smiled a little, knowing this robot was right. He did needed a hug Hey, [every !!].
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:36 PM
Heya.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:39 PM
points These two. Are my family now. Do you want to be family too? A Family can be just. counts Four Spamtons.
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Spamtoon BOT 15-Feb-22 10:43 PM
He stepped back for a moment Huh… ? A [family ties complete boxed set now on blu-ray]?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:44 PM
He smiles. Hey he's got a badass cheek scar now, hard to be too mad Yeah, it'll be fun!
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:46 PM
Yup. Who is going to say. No Giant Robot. You can't do That. Because I will. Step on them.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:48 PM
It's true. I've been family-ed by force. You're next.
22:49
There's a look on his face that shows he's joking.
22:51
You guys hear something?
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 10:53 PM
Faintly, in the distance... YEAH BABY YEAH!!!!!
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:54 PM
listens I don't. Like that.
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 10:55 PM
It sounds like it was somewhere in the walls... I'M STUCK BABEY!!!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:56 PM
I'm heading to the living room. See you guys...later?
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 10:57 PM
Oh we have rats! Mel Blanc scream
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:58 PM
Uhh, yeah... I don't [play that way], come on, NEO.
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Spamtoon BOT 15-Feb-22 10:59 PM
He flinches, seeing Austin Powers GYAH!!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 15-Feb-22 10:59 PM
He grabs Neo and pulls him from the room like a protective big brother
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:59 PM
Wh-when I brought the house. Here. It wasn't. Cursed. gets dragged because he's very confused
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Spamtoon BOT 15-Feb-22 11:00 PM
shuffles after them, not wanting to be alone with this weird British dude
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:01 PM
The rats are biting me baby and I can't get out
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Married to Spamton 15-Feb-22 11:16 PM
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:21 PM
wanders back in here since no one was paying attention to her great idea in the common area
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:24 PM
HELP said britishly, don't forget that
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:24 PM
Austin is that you????????
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:25 PM
My spiday laday!!! I'm stuck in here with the rats!!! I can't get out!!
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM
I'll help you austin!!!
23:27
punches a hole in the wall with her strong robot arm, then starts tearing down the drywall
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:28 PM
You go girl!!!
23:29
The rats will not let him leave without a fight
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:29 PM
starts biting the drywall to take it down
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:32 PM
RAT SWARM APPEARS HP: 160 DEFENSE: 80 ATTACK: 30 TENACITY: 120 MOJO: 0
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:33 PM
OH SHIT
23:33
gets into battlestance
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:34 PM
RAT SWARM attacks! RAT SWARM uses BITE on AUSTIN POWERS -15 HP
23:34
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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23:34
AUSTIN POWERS screams!
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:36 PM
detaches her arm and throws it at the rat swarm
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:39 PM
RAT SWARM attempts to DODGE RAT SWARM fails! RAT SWARM takes -25 HP HP: 135 DEFENSE: 80 ATTACK: 30 TENACITY: 120 MOJO: 15 RAT SWARM is STAGGERED!
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:40 PM
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!
23:40
retrieves her arm and flips off the rats
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:43 PM
VRISKA retrieves ARM RAT SWARM attacks the VRISKA
23:44
RAT SWARM uses GREEN RAT MAGIC -40 HP
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:44 PM
HEY NOW
23:44
kicks the rats
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:47 PM
VRISKA uses KICK CRITICAL DAMAGE! RAT SWARM takes -50 HP HP: 85 DEFENSE: 80 ATTACK: 30 TENACITY: 120 MOJO: 15 RAT SWARM is glowing...!
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:47 PM
skitters away from the glowing pile
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 15-Feb-22 11:50 PM
RAT SWARM uses ULTIMA RAT SWARM missed! HP: 85 DEFENSE: 80 ATTACK: 30 TENACITY: 110 MOJO: 30
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???????? BOT 15-Feb-22 11:54 PM
uses big fucking rifle beam attack
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 16-Feb-22 12:11 AM
VRISKA uses BIG FUCKING RIFLE BEAM attack! -80 HP RAT SWARM is crawling all over AUSTIN POWERS!!!
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Huh?
00:12
RAT POWERS appeared! HP: 1 DEFENSE: 2 ATTACK: 1 TENACITY: 380 MOJO: 999
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???????? BOT 16-Feb-22 12:15 AM
?!?!?!
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 16-Feb-22 12:17 AM
RAT POWERS screams in agony! Save me from this hellish nightmare, babey!!!! Perhaps he needs some kind of CURE...?
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???????? BOT 16-Feb-22 12:19 AM
AUSTIN NOOOOOOOO!
00:19
rushes at rat powers and stabs him with an anti-rat epipen
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 16-Feb-22 12:21 AM
VRISKA uses ANTI-RAT EPIPEN It's a crit! -100 HP
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???????? BOT 16-Feb-22 12:21 AM
AUSTIN NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 16-Feb-22 12:22 AM
VRISKA wins! +200 EXP
00:23
You found Austin's Glasses! You found 20 BRITISH coins! You found RAT FLAIL!
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???????? BOT 16-Feb-22 12:24 AM
8ritish..............
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 16-Feb-22 12:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S21ZSsC21U
Derpy Hooves
[UNDERTALE] Game Over Screen
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???????? BOT 16-Feb-22 12:28 AM
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
00:29
runs over and shakes austins shoulders WAKE UP YOU 8ITCH YOU ARE THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON IN THIS HELLHOLE
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 16-Feb-22 12:31 AM
VRISKA shakes AUSTIN POWERS -5 HP
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???????? BOT 16-Feb-22 12:32 AM
?!?!?!
00:32
WAKE UP 8ITCH
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???????? BOT 16-Feb-22 07:35 PM
scatters into thousands of spiders and melts into the shadows
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Feb-22 07:40 PM
He walks into the kitchen, wondering if he saw something move in the corner of his eye but shrugs. It’s time to cook. He opens the fridge and takes out some eggs and bacon, then opens a cupboard to pull out the bread for toast, and then he crabs some coffee as well to pour into the coffee pot before turning it on to drip. Then, he pops the toast into the toaster and flips the switch, and he turns on the stove and starts cooking the bacon and eggs. He starts singing [800-588-2300 Empiiiire~]!
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 16-Feb-22 07:42 PM
taptaps his way down the stairs, getting better at navigating smaller spaces and not thinking he's going to destroy everything, and comes into the kitchen too, and watches H-Hi Spamton.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Feb-22 07:49 PM
[Double your pleasure double your fu—]! Oh, hey Pal! he stops singing jingles to greet Mini Neo You want [easy breakfast recipes for broke college students]?
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 16-Feb-22 07:51 PM
I don't e-eat normally! But I can help? goes over to the counter and peers at the bacon, then adjusts the temperature on the stove almost minutely and points I have thermal sensors hehe. No burning food 'round me.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Feb-22 07:53 PM
He was impressed with the bacon wrangling Sure, that sounds [fine as wine]! Almost done with these [top ten wacky movie Easter eggs you won’t believe]!
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 16-Feb-22 07:59 PM
gives a thumbs up and 100% takes his given job seriously, making sure all the food is well prepared, even if he can't taste it to make sure
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 16-Feb-22 08:48 PM
gets everything all served up and at least it looks good. It probably tastes good too, honestly and hopefully. He gets everything on a tray and looks at it, then carefully picks it up and takes to the air, hovering so nothing gets jostled too badly because he's paranoid his steps will make everything mess up and fall. He brings the food out to the common room.
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??? BOT 16-Feb-22 10:41 PM
There is a sound of opening the kitchen's cabinet opening and closing. A bump, and the click of heels on the floor.
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM
He enters the kitchen and pulls out a few mugs to pour some coffee into. Once he’s finished, he sets the cups on a tray to take back out to everyone no leaves the room
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 PM
The motions of cooking things make him calm. Toast in the oven. Shredding cheese. Cutting tomatoes. Brewing coffee. This is good.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:18 PM
`skitters in
16:18
waves at Skunkton, making a beeline to the coffee maker MORNIN'
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 04:19 PM
He was reading an old magazine when he walked in, then looked up and waved. He points to the pot of coffee he made resting next to the coffee maker.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:20 PM
#He arrives here too ready to make his atrocious monstrosity of battery acid laced food products before seeing Sebastian# Well that saves time
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:22 PM
pours himself a mug, not even noticing spencer enter the room THANKS FOR THE [sludge] SKUNKTON
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 04:23 PM
He nods back.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:23 PM
he takes a sip and turns around, coming face to face with spencer making an absolute fucking nightmare of a dish 🤨
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:26 PM
#Not stopping with adding more pepper to whatever pancake batter looking thing he was making, he finally finishes making it before consuming it all in one go and finally turning to Sebastian# Yo [Sea Biscuit] and [Oreo] over there.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:26 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT [abomination] YOU'RE MAKING
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:27 PM
[[Good fucking food]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:27 PM
MAYBE IF YOU WERE A [living trashcan]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 04:28 PM
He gestures aggressively to the tray full of bruschettas on the table, offended, growling. He didn't even take a look and started making an abomination of garbage food.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:29 PM
nods at skunkton, picking up a bruschetta and popping it into his mouth
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:30 PM
Says the man who looks more [[diseased]] than me #He notes the Bruschettas, picking one up and then immediately putting whipped cream on it and hot pepper before consuming it# Looks like you still can't [[talk the talk]] [[Sucks to be you]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 04:31 PM
He rolls his eyes, but it's less of a reaction and more of a "tell me about it".
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:32 PM
AHEAHAHA [hey listen!] /PAL/ IF YOU'RE TRYING TO RILE ME UP I'VE HEARD THAT LINE TOO MANY TIMES FOR IT TO GET UNDER MY [nonexistent] SKIN! YEAH IM DISEASED BUT AT LEAST I DONT RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD [delicis food]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 04:34 PM
He flips up the phone and starts typing, then pokes Sebastian and shows it to him. [[LET BABY HAVE BOTTLE]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:34 PM
LOL
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:36 PM
Oh I'm not even [[try hard]], it's simply a [[fact check]]. No need to [[explain america]] that, if I really wanted to it'd be easy. #Gesturing to Seb and crosses his arms as he leans against the wall with a smirk.# Though [[Dickies]] around aside, we need to talk once you're [[donezo]].
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:37 PM
shrugs and downs the rest of his coffee, setting the mug down on the counter I'M [game start] WHENEVER YOU ARE BIG SHIT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 04:38 PM
He goes back to his magazine.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:39 PM
#Glancing at Skunkton as if regarding his presence before looking at Sebastian# You really sure you want to do it here? I [[Satisfaction guaranteed]] we're going to start [[mortal kombat]] mid way
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 04:40 PM
He lifts his arm and makes an ok sign and then rubs his thumb, index and middle finger together. He's betting on it.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:40 PM
raises his eyebrows WHAT MAKES YOU SO [10 sure-fire ways to piss off your co-workers]?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:45 PM
It's about [Anton] You dumb [Olaf] and I want to [deck the halls] you for it. ... and it's a long time [[Homecoming]] #Waiting for Sebastian, the smirk that was there is gone.#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:46 PM
.....his grin also drops, narrowing his eye WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT INVOLVES ANTON.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 17-Feb-22 04:48 PM
#Sighing he starts walking out of the kitchen# Let's take this somewhere else [[Sea Biscuit]], it's going to be a [[Long vacation]] conversation and I know the [[picture perfect]] place to take it
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 17-Feb-22 04:50 PM
stays put for a good second before groaning and following after. WHATEVER YOU SAY SHITHEAD.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Feb-22 04:59 PM
He’s here now. [Afternoon], Skunkton. Nice to see you’re [up and moving ]
16:59
Gets some freaking water Did I [miss important meetings] or anything?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 05:00 PM
He lifts his hand and wiggles his fingers as a greeting, but doesn't look up at first. Then he picks up the phone. [[HOW IMPORTNAT DO YUO MEAN?]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Feb-22 05:01 PM
[Idk] This place is my [soap opera channel] [[teehee]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 05:03 PM
He shrugs and drums his fingers on the table for a bit, thinking, and then taps some more. [[SEB + SPENCER SH345FDGHEAD SPENCER WENT BRAWL DIDNT LET ME WATCH F45HNF THIS GAY EARTH]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Feb-22 05:04 PM
....... ???
17:05
[No idea what that means!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 05:05 PM
[[THEY FIGHT DIDNT INVIT ME]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Feb-22 05:06 PM
Oh I’m sure they’re [playing charades] or something like last night
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 05:07 PM
He shrugs and nods, with a squint. Yeah that must be it. Then he points to the finger food at the table, offering it to Sera.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Feb-22 05:08 PM
[!!!] [Freaking yum bitch!!] He gets a plate, and takes a few Ugh I love the [Chef][[Spamton G. Spamton’s] we have here~
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Feb-22 05:09 PM
He shrugs again, with a sheepish bitcrushed chuckle
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Feb-22 06:33 PM
Hes just hangin out in here for now
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:17 AM
Steps into the kitchen to get some water and a coffee, seeing Sera and waving at him Hey! [Music man]! How are ya?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:19 AM
Hey ! [Good Evening] [poetry club]! Soooo... how’s your night going? He’s filling up a cup with cold asf water
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:24 AM
Takes his two cups and shuffles to the table, seating himself [Whisky Tango Foxtrot] and [gin and tonic]! But it was nice! He smiles. Hey, I got a [frequently asked question] for ya.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:25 AM
Ask away! I’m [All ears.] His hair moves slightly. Ignore that the art isn’t done yet
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:26 AM
Do you write your own [sing a long songs]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:27 AM
[Sure do! ]Wrote most of ‘em back when me and the guys were [Big shots]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:32 AM
That's [incredible savings!]. He shoots down his water and sips his coffee I try and [writer's block] songs, sometimes. Actually... I was thinking about what you said about a [collab of the century]...
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:33 AM
[Oh?] He drinks the whole glass of water in one big sip, ice cubes and all Think that’d be [Oh, this is gonna be good.]
01:34
We’ve been working through the [Top 10 funny glitches] so I can sing again. It’s going.... [Actually? Pretty good.]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:35 AM
Pretty sure my songs aren't as [rock the house] as yours... mine are pretty soft, kind of slow, even, and I can't play an instrument.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:36 AM
Well! I [gotcha covered, icon] on the [instrumentals] I’ve got a new album I’m workin on, something [soft.] Something [personal]. But! Any ideas on [vocalization] ?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:42 AM
He blinks, he's not the best singer, and I don't have my recordings right now because I'm on my phone, but he clears his throat and opens his mouth and music comes out. When you are what you are in the darkness, A heart an open grave, That must be filled, The only thing that promises to quench the hunger, dear, Is the parting song of love you press soft into my cold hair...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:46 AM
He's made his way into the kitchen doorway, lured in by the song. It's...good. Not the best, but good.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:53 AM
He grows a bit more confident and projects more It hurts to feel it raining down,  Like chunks of agate. Falling deep into the chasm of my soul, But if you keep me down inside, A hole of earth just five feet wide, Tend to my longing every day, I'll rise above it all some way...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 01:56 AM
He takes a seat at the kitchen table, listening onto Esau's every word.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:56 AM
He’s listening, focused. This guys real lyrically talented.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:01 AM
He's fully projecting now And I will catch on fire in the sunlight And I will catch on fire in the sunlight Pull me down into your arms into the sunlight Your love will ignite my heart, just like sunlight Just like sunlight Just like sunlight... Promise me one day I'll see the sunlight.* *He stops.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:01 AM
He claps.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:03 AM
So does he! [You’ve got talent!] Hope ‘ya know that.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:03 AM
He jumps [Cheese and rice] when did you get here, Spence?! He's not used to this reaction, but he smiles brightly Thanks, pal.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:04 AM
I mean, with a voice like that how could I stay away?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:05 AM
Seriously though. I gotta [audio recording ] an EP with you or something. Gotta get your talent out there somehow.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:06 AM
He blushes a little but he's ecstatic You mean it? I've got more!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:07 AM
[‘Course I do!] We Gotta sit down [proper] one day and brainstorm. I gotta [writing] the instrumentals. You’ll have to [come on, take my hand!] to my world once we get it all done. Record in a professional studio. I’ll get my guys and Cassie in on it too.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:10 AM
Holy shit this is happening, he nearly jumps out of his seat in excitement That's [incredible deals this holiday season]! Holy [crackers] I can't even articulate... He grabs his own head, radiating joy
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:13 AM
You got [Talented] [[ wonderful creations]] We’ve Got to get that out there.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:18 AM
Do you really think Darkners will be interested in my [singer/songwriter]?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:19 AM
Hey, at the very least we’re in your corner.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:19 AM
You [get outta ya mind]? Have you heard your lyrics? The [passion] in ‘em? There’s a big [crowd] out there.
02:23
He stands up and stretches because he’s old, going to fill up another cup of water to bring to Seb. You [free tomorrow]? We can [discuss ] more about this, I’ll show you the [brand new!] stuff I’m writing. The folders upstairs.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:27 AM
Yeah! Yeah, I'm free! That would be [it's a wonderful life]! He smiles brightly at Spence Thanks, pal, it means a lot.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:29 AM
…Don’t mention it.
02:29
He softly smiles back.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:30 AM
I’m [gettin tha HELL outta here] for now! But I’ll [Ttyl]
02:31
Goodnight! Sleep tight, don’t let the [ spiders ] bite
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:31 AM
Night.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:31 AM
Holy [Cungadero]... g'night!
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???????? BOT 18-Feb-22 02:31 AM
hehehehehehehehe
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:31 AM
Hes gone
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:33 AM
…
02:33
He doesn’t know how to continue this conversation. He wants to, though.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:34 AM
I can't believe it... He glances at Spence, all smiles You mean what you said?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:35 AM
...Yeah. You’re good at that sort of singing stuff.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:37 AM
No one's ever said that to me before. I never got a lot of compliments as an Addison.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:38 AM
Well if they heard your songs you’d probably be drowning in them.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:41 AM
He flushes faintly, smiling Ain't never got so many... [friends and family discount] as I have in this house... it's [outrageous savings, I'm practically giving these cars away!].
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:42 AM
...Me neither.
02:42
It’s funny, y’know.
02:43
When I first got here, I thought everyone was gonna hate each other’s guts.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 02:44 AM
I told you.
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???????? BOT 18-Feb-22 02:46 AM
yeah he told you!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:46 AM
He tenses, looking to Rosario.
02:47
When the fuck did you get here?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 02:48 AM
He shrugs a bit, this time he's just walking in instead of ominously standing at the kitchen as usual, he got hungry so he starts fixing himself a plate with cheess I'm in here a lot. I do a lot of stress cooking and baking.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:48 AM
Oh! Hey I don't think we met! He stands up and holds out his hand They call me Esau.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 02:49 AM
He extends his free hand. Giving a firm handshake They call me Pink, or Rosario. It's a pleasure.
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???????? BOT 18-Feb-22 02:50 AM
starts making a cup of joe
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 02:50 AM
I've seen people here forgive and befriend each other after worse events. He takes the sugar and offers it to vriska
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:51 AM
…Worse happened?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:51 AM
Ignoring Vriska because fuck that noise Pleasure indeed, and... one can only assume. So many Spamton’s in one place, trouble is sure to follow.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 02:52 AM
Its usually interpersonal issues, but yes. I've got melted once. Burned action park [2021] too.
02:52
As I've heard one say. [We're quirky like that]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:52 AM
He’s silent as he takes these words in.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 02:53 AM
But it's not all bad. This place helped me leave my [personal hell] and unfreeze my perpetual smile. I havent had this much privacy since the 2000s
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:54 AM
…I mean at the very least I have a bed.
02:55
You guys could all be the biggest pieces of shit in the world and I’d still wanna sleep here for the night.
02:55
You’re not, though.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 02:55 AM
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???????? BOT 18-Feb-22 02:55 AM
thanks Rosario!!!!!!!! eata exactly 8 spoonfuls of sugar before handing it back
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:55 AM
…Pieces of shit, I mean. You’re not pieces of shit.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:56 AM
I mean... I met some real great guys so far! Haven't met everyone yet but, that'll come eventually. He laughs a little at Spencer's words, grinning back at him Hey, i've been called worse!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:58 AM
Who in their right mind would call you something worse than a piece of shit? You’re one of the nicest people I’ve ever met!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:00 AM
Eh, I wasn't always this nice. He shrugs, smirking I was a [problem child].
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:00 AM
He chuckles.
03:00
I mean, who isn’t?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:02 AM
No problem, popular character from the hit series [Homestuck] Vriska.``He takes the sugar, placing it high up, and continues to build his snack plate.
03:02
Thank you. But I like to say I'm an [arsehole, but a loveable one]. You know, it adds to the charm.
03:03
I've never been a child at all, so I can't say the same. I was a rambunctious young addison, however. The type to try everything at least once.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:04 AM
I mean, you’re not that much of an asshole. If it wasn’t for you I would’ve left this place for good after…all that.
03:05
He punctuates his statement with a few arm motions.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:05 AM
Yeah, uh, speaking of which... I wanna apologize for knocking you around during the incident...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:07 AM
Don’t apologize for that I fucking deserved it!
03:08
If anything I’M sorry for all…that. If it wasn’t for me…
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:08 AM
I'm nice as long as you are being courteous, and I don't like things being messy. Be an asshole to me and I'll actually [Tase] You with [No hesitation]. I've done that to the [Skunk man] you were all worrying about.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:08 AM
Uh... yeah I can see that, actually.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:10 AM
…Honestly, from what I can tell, sometimes he can be a bit of a dick.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:10 AM
Called me a child for hating [Celery]
03:10
Can you believe that?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:10 AM
...That doesn’t mean he deserves what I did to him.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:10 AM
Hey, give Skunk a break. He's a good guy.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:11 AM
Good people can have [foolish moments] sometimes. Acknowledging it doesn't mean it makes them any less [Valued]
03:12
And well, I can't comment on that situation. I don't know the [Full story]. Could you fill me in the blanks? All I know is that you two somehow got into someone else's cyber city. Why did you do that?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:12 AM
…
03:13
…..
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:13 AM
He shrugs I wind up a lot of places when I'm [drunk and disorderly conduct].
03:14
Oh wait, you meant him.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:14 AM
…I wanted to give him a chance to go Neo.
03:15
I wanted to give him what he wanted.
03:15
I…was wrong about what he wanted.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:19 AM
He chuckles about Esau's comment and nods Don't sweat it, pal.
03:21
It is a .... lot. We've all been promised so much with that [vessel], and as a result, blinding our [ Good judgement] . It can be a source of power, but not freedom. I can imagine that desperation a little too well.
03:23
He might've [Wanted] it, and maybe he'd be right on wanting so. But was it truly [Needed] at the time? Or is it something at the [Right time at the right place] ?
03:24
I say this mostly as someone who feels like I [Skipped Steps] by taking [Neo] "Too early". I feel like I haven't done what I'm truly supposed to have done yet, and it is... [Feeling undefined].
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:25 AM
…What’s it like?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:26 AM
[Anticipation], [Unfulfillment], [ Emptiness], [On the edge of a tall fall]
03:27
My best guess, is that it has to do with the [Lightners] that are supposed to visit, according to other [Spamton]s. I have not met them yet.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:28 AM
…Or it’s just what the machine feels like.
03:28
Pops said the same thing I think.
03:28
He looked…hollow.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:34 AM
Perhaps, both. I've accepted a long ago [I'm a marionette, just a marionette, pull the string...]He clears his throat, abba slip But I did get out of my situation because of this dimension, So I am thankful for it.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:36 AM
He tenses up.
03:37
Just a puppet, huh…
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:37 AM
He blinks, and gently reaches down to give Spencer's hand a squeeze, a comforting hold
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:40 AM
His hands are always cold. The metal of his prosthetics make it hard to trap even a little bit of warmth. And yet, a trace of warmth dances around them as Esau grasps the Human’s hand.
03:40
He blushes.
03:41
…Thank you.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:42 AM
Oh yeah. My body is fully [Puppet], I have exchanged about every part of it several times. Fans like to [auction off] the spares, y'know how it is. He takes a bite of his cheese, tail waving a bit in pleasure
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:43 AM
…They what?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:44 AM
He smiles reassuringly. His own hand is rough, his skin is like fabric, but even more so from lots of fighting and dragging them across brick and mortar in his alleyways. He's not sure if Spence can feel it, though Don't worry about it, Spence- wait wait what?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:44 AM
What
03:44
pinkstand
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:45 AM
You can’t just say you had fans that literally tore you limb from limb like there’s nothing wrong are you okay?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:46 AM
I still do
03:46
I wish it was a "Had"
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:46 AM
A look of horror spreads across his face.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:47 AM
[Cheese and rice]...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:47 AM
And you’re okay with it?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:47 AM
Don't worry about it, really. every Spamton's got his own [Personal hell]
03:47
smilepink
03:48
That's where [NEO] Comes in. I don't get touched these days with a sweet threat of [Extreme violence].
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:48 AM
Murmurs and glances away That's true... about the hell part.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:48 AM
But I only go there when I really need to, so [don't worry about it].
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:49 AM
…At least you’re safe here.
03:50
At least we all are.
03:51
Funny that the first place that’s felt like home in years is filled with other versions of me.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 03:53 AM
Yeah, which is why I cannot complain when someone decides to brawl, as long as they [take it outdoors]. You'll find out we're hardly the same people. The only thing we all seem to have in common are really pointy noses and a name.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:55 AM
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
03:55
And we've all fought our battles.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:56 AM
You can say that again.
03:56
He yawns.
03:56
I think that’s the signal for me to hit the hay.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:57 AM
I'll walk you up. If that's alright.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:58 AM
He blushes.
03:58
Really?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:59 AM
Sure! He gives a big grin
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:59 AM
He gets up, smiling.
03:59
I guess we better get going, then.
04:00
Night, Pinky.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 04:00 AM
Goodnight, you two.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 04:00 AM
Later days, Pink.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 18-Feb-22 04:00 AM
He clips through a wall in front of them, walking away
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 04:00 AM
He ignores that
04:01
He gently tugs on Spencer's hand with a smile Come on, pal.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 04:02 AM
He let’s himself get dragged along.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 04:04 AM
You know... this is a nice house. I've met so many versions of me, now. It puts things into perspective. I wanna be better, you know? I think it all starts here. I can't imagine a better group of folks to start it with.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 04:05 AM
He smiles. He’s been smiling a whole lot more since he got here.
04:05
Me neither.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 04:11 AM
He's smiling too Let not the thorn of the rose Make you sickened to the blossom. There will always be tenderness mild, In a warm hand and gentle smile.**
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 11:43 AM
And now he’s in here~ breakfast time.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 12:10 PM
Hes cookin! Enough for everyone (It’s Ricotta pancakes )
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12:16
What is that howling from the bathroom.... JK JK JK JK JK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:28 PM
Breakfast is done~ (would have been done sooner but i was busy at work hi everyone .) He sets up the kitchen with fruits and yogurts, he made bacon as well. Brewed plenty of coffee, and gets plates out/silverware out. He’s feeling sweet today.
13:29
Hes not waiting though. He’s hungry!!! We eating
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 01:30 PM
He slipped right past the common area and into the kitchen. It was pretty much empty anyway. He stops, staring at the well-made breakfast table. ...Hey.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:32 PM
He waves, mouth full of pancake
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 01:32 PM
That's a nice table ya got there. He sits down, grabbing one of the fruits. What's the occasion?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:41 PM
The occasion is....[Boom! Nothing!] I just wanted to [Master Chef]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 01:45 PM
I see. How are things around here?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:49 PM
He taps his finger. Is it nerves? Is he listening to music in his head? Oh things are [grrrrreat]! I’d ask [you.] but I’m afraid that’s [rude questions to not ask].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 01:51 PM
He frowns, working through the crust of the apple with a knife. Why would it be rude?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 01:56 PM
[ Sometimes I worry!] And some people don’t like being asked about [Life and it’s wonders]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 01:58 PM
You're just making small talk He bites into the apple. No harm asking, if they don't like it they'll just say it's all good It's like. Social calibration.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:00 PM
Yeah... [yeaaaaaa so true icon]
14:02
‘I have *got* to sleep more or something wtf is wrong with me today’
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:04 PM
Things are good, if you were wondering Kids are getting used to school which means I'm stuck by myself between 8 am and 4 pm
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:09 PM
Well thats good ! They’re [ growing up so quick!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:12 PM
Mh-hm. I never thought I'd like this so much "Being alone with my thoughts for the better part of the day" aside of course You never really expect things to work out like that, y'know.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:13 PM
No... [never expected.] At least you [got this new place] if you get lonely.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:14 PM
I guess so, yeah
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:16 PM
He walks into the kitchen, drying his arms, his sleeves are wet and some of his chest as well from cleaning Oh Hey guys! Good morning!! Is there any food?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:18 PM
He looks down at the served table full of food, and then back at Anton. No.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:18 PM
None at all [teehee]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:19 PM
Guess I'll just die
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:20 PM
Pull up a chair already, Anton
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:20 PM
He laughs and sits at the table How's everyone today? It's been a while since I've seen you, Greedton.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:21 PM
It has, I, uh I've been a bit too, I dunno Low energy I guess To get out of the house
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:22 PM
That's fair. I'm glad you made it back though! What have you been doing in the house?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:25 PM
Bingewatching Seinfeld
14:26
Mostly
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:27 PM
Eating, eating
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:28 PM
GOOD TASTE
14:28
I'm sad it ended last year but it did run for a good long time.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:29 PM
It's torture But Commerciel is going to quiz Vi on it later because she was the one that gifted us the entire thing in VHS So, y'know, he has to pretend to have watched it so I have to watch to answer the questions
14:29
And we can just say we watched it together
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:31 PM
Really now. Are you not a fan of Plays the first 10 seconds of the intro theme ?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:31 PM
I've never hated a bass more in my life
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:31 PM
But it [Slaps] !!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:32 PM
Try watching six hours of it in a row for five days and get back to me on that
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:32 PM
What if it was guns?
14:32
Okay that is understandable
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:35 PM
He opens his hands and raises his brows, a "see?" gesture
14:35
And you, what's been happening with you lately, Anton?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 02:41 PM
He sits back, eyes closed. Stress ate too much
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:43 PM
He starts Eating , taking large bites and humming in pleasure. Damn he hungry I've been well! Mostly. Yesterday was a bit stressful due....circumstances and I spent the whole day turning my office into an actual bedroom. I've decided I'll just live in here for now instead of the mansion. Well people still assume I'm in the mansion itself so it technically is just a tactical rerouting.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:44 PM
Why not live in the mansion? Place is great! I used to like it a lot
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:45 PM
It is great! I like living there and I still have furniture there. But I'm a little antsy having it as my /only/ living place, as well as... He looks at Sera I've come to find people I want to see everyday here.
14:46
It's not like I'm missing out, I can just take the shortcut back to my office and continue work/live life as usual.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:46 PM
I know what you mean, yeah
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:51 PM
Yeah. Plus I didn't want to Bother Targie about trying to room with him again, specially since I'm still not in good terms with his roommate. So here we are.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 02:52 PM
Targie?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 02:55 PM
Ah it's my friend! We've been in each other's lives since....Forever really.
14:55
A Blue addison, I actually think I have a picture with them, hold on
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 03:01 PM
I get it, it's fine I hope you find a good living here, then Every time I walk in this place looks more and more like a proper home
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:12 PM
True! But also! Let me have an excuse to show people my friends!
15:12
He makes a pop up, in it, a memory.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 03:17 PM
That looks nice. I found some pictures from back in the day while I was cleaning up the house but, uh They're not as flattering
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 03:20 PM
It’s as good a [home] as any. Ohhh look at you!!
15:20
Oh I [gotta, wanna] see that.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:21 PM
I have a few as this was taken in 97? We were celebrating my first big sale, hahaha. It feels so long ago by now.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 03:30 PM
He sighs, and pulls out his wallet, digging through it for a bit. Well, as I said. It's not flattering but I guess it has what people call "environmental storytelling". He pulls out a picture, taken with flash in a booth in a dark restaurant or bar of sorts. Behind the table filled with bottles, ashtrays and half empty glasses, standing up from the cushioned booth, from right to left were a yellow addison, a hand on her chest, an orange addison, an arm wrapped around the blue addison next to her, a pink addison and a white one, a hand holding pink by the waist. The picture has been cut in the left side, perhaps with a ruler, cutting the white addison in half. His face is burned away as well. It's the only picture I found of all of us back in the day anyway.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:34 PM
Ohh He is noticing a trend of burned Spamton faces from pictures 'back in the day' and it makes him uncomfortable. He takes a mental note It is interesting! It definitely tells a story there. I'm glad you have at least one.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 03:39 PM
All the pictures from back then got the burned face treatment, by the way. Must've been Pitch's idea, she was the only one that smoked besides me. We had a lot of pictures taken, just not of all five of us together like that. He runs a finger through the border of the picture. And it's been hard to get all five of us together for a meetup again.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 03:42 PM
He nods a bit, pensive. I know the feeling well. I truly hope you can get them together again at some point. Just for old time's sake.
15:42
He gets up OH SHIT THE LAUNDRY I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 03:42 PM
Burned faces again. Huh. Well. No time like the [presents]! I’m sure you can [let’s get together] soon
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 03:45 PM
I think I kinda ruined the idea for them Y'know, like I usually do
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 03:46 PM
See ya [soon] He turns back Most things can be [repair shop], you know? [Relationships] are no different.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 03:55 PM
It's not that simple, Sera I wish it was but it's not
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 04:06 PM
I know. Just wanna [spread some positivity] for ya.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:08 PM
Right. Sorry
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 04:13 PM
[ You have nothing!] to be sorry for. You ever need [ears that can listen]? Come to me, if you want.
16:13
[Were all in this together!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:18 PM
He sketches a smile, while munching on the apple crusts he cut off earlier. Thanks. That means a lot I'm not one that shares things a lot You don't have to bother other people with your problems, you know They got things of their own they have to deal with
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:29 PM
And doing it in group therapy sucks, actually All these people looking at you judging you while they wait their own turn Yes, I know I have issues Karen, that's why I'm here, you don't have to look at me like it's the craziest thing you've ever seen! In fact you also have problems otherwise you wouldn't be in this fucking clinic either to begin with!
16:30
... Sorry I got carried away
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:33 PM
scampers in here
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:33 PM
Hey Seb, good afternoon
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:34 PM
HEY THERE GREEDTON! NICE TO SEE YA AGAIN
16:35
takes a seat at the table next to sera WOAH WHO MADE THE [all u can eat buffet]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:35 PM
It is. Nice to see you again, I mean Sera's been cooking, apparently Grab some pancakes, they look good I don't know where he got the fruit from but it's fresh at least
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:36 PM
!!!
16:36
gladly digs in, having pancakes fruit and coffee
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:37 PM
I'm not touching the yogurt though Even I know it's a mistake
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 04:40 PM
[ Sometimes u gotta go crazay!] vent it out if you need. [Cmonnnnn] what’s wrong with some [ yogurt]
16:41
Hi Seb~
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:42 PM
Hes still getting used to his new dental situation, ripping into the pancakes HI~
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:44 PM
Sera you of all people should know this.
16:44
I eat dairy. I shit.
16:44
It's not rocket science
16:44
And I'm not risking it all in that gross bathroom of yours I think I might catch a disease just from walking in
s i g h t i n g 1997 pinned a message to this channel. 18-Feb-22 04:44 PM
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:46 PM
He just now took a good look at Seb, and frowns. You got some, uh... He grimaces and motions to his own canines with a pinky.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:46 PM
.... I FELL OFF A ROOF.
16:46
FACE FIRST
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:47 PM
... And that made you grow tusks?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:47 PM
... YEAH
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:47 PM
Right.
16:48
Y'know it reminds me a little bit back when we met and you looked all gross and demon-like And big And freaky
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:48 PM
AHEAHAHA YEAH.
16:48
GOOD TIMES.
16:48
hes drinking coffee so normally right now
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:49 PM
It's good you never turned back to that You're easier on the eyes now
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:49 PM
does a bit of a spit take ARE YOU /SRS OR /J.... IM A WALKIN CORPSE GREEDTON !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:51 PM
So am I am I right But seriously you don't look like a corpse to me Maybe if I pretend your nose isn't there but that's just true of everyone
16:52
Plus you have other visual qualities, so I was told
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:53 PM
hes turning red. Whadda hell!!!! WELL THATS. THANK YOU !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:54 PM
So. I. Was. Told. Also corpses don't get red as a fresh tomato So. Checkmate
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:55 PM
SO YOU WERE TOLD ?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:58 PM
He sighs and pinches his eyes and the bridge of his nose. Then he clears his throat and plays a recording. [["What do you mean, if I was hot??" "I told you not to worry about it!" "What's so special about him he's all grimy-" "He looks huggable, hon!" "Oh he d-]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 04:58 PM
?!?!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 04:59 PM
[👀]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:00 PM
There you go, from the man himself
17:02
Now don't ask me anything about it ever again
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:03 PM
He takes Seb’s hand, eating another pancake
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:04 PM
chirps, squeezing his hand and absolutely tearing apart an apple with his fucked teeth
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:05 PM
He decides to try one of the pancakes. At least it'll get his mouth full and he'll shut up for a moment.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:06 PM
Gonna have to [tupperware] these pancakes, I think
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:07 PM
They're good, but you made a lot Maybe leave them out if someone else shows up?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:10 PM
[Oh Yeah True Lmao] ....... Oh my god I forgot about Rehersal again.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:11 PM
Godspeed.
17:12
Which I recently learned doesn't mean "do it with Godlike speed" It just means good luck Odd.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:14 PM
I’m just gonna [wait and see] for her to [drag his ass!] back home
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:15 PM
Wouldn't it be easier on you if you just went already? Managers fucking suck when you miss your mark Why go through the trouble?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:17 PM
He looks at Seb, and looks back down at his plate [No real reason in particular.]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:18 PM
... He's not gonna turn to dust while you're gone, buddy
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:19 PM
[He could]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:20 PM
Well and I could be having a less than insane conversation too
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:22 PM
[ Yea, that’s true.] .... I’ll go in a few.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:23 PM
How long do rehearsals usually last? I can keep an eye on him for you if it makes you feel better
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:24 PM
oblivious, eating fruit
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:25 PM
Time moves differently here, but [6 hours] usually? We’re getting [close to completion]
17:26
I finally got [beautiful outfit] for it as well.. neglected that for too long. He squeezes Seb’s hand
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:28 PM
Hmm... Well, I can stay three or four hours before the kids get back home But Seb is a big boy, I think he can spend two or three hours on his own without expontaneously combusting Isn't that right?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:30 PM
I [sure hopes so]! ... One last squeeze, then he stands up and stretches. Alright, I’m [outta here~]! See you guys later.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:30 PM
Have fun, stay hydrated
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 05:32 PM
And hes gone
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:32 PM
finally comes out of his fruit induced stupor HUH WUH
17:34
looks around WHERE IS SERA ? HE WAS JUST HERE???
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 05:41 PM
He steps into the kitchen after a long night of being up jittering and writing and... thinking about stuff. He smelled food and coffee, and was lured down from it. Hm? Oh hey, fruit!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:42 PM
WHO ME?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:42 PM
Now, I don't know who you are but that wasn't very nice it's not our fault
17:42
Also Sera went rehearsing he'll be back in a bit
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 05:44 PM
He blinks for a moment, and then laughs a full blown belly laugh Hooh... yeah, no, I mean this stuff. He picks up a peach, tosses it up into the air, catches it, and bites into it. Then, he gestures to Seb and Greedton Now I don't know the two of you fellows so let's [break the ice] right now- they call me Esau.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:45 PM
IM SEBASTIAN BUT JUST CALL ME SEB
17:46
does a little wave, hiding his teeth by taking a long swing if coffer
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 05:47 PM
[Good luck charm] to meetcha! He plops himself down at the table, still a little giddy from last night. If he does notice he teeth, he doesn't say anything. All he does is take another bite of his fruit and glance over at Greedton What about you, [buddy ol' pal]?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:48 PM
Well, I don't have a special name, I'm just Spamton People here call me Greedton though
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 05:48 PM
That's quite a nickname.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:51 PM
Yes I have quite the history
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:53 PM
absolutely eviscerates another apple
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 05:55 PM
Smirks and bites into his peach Do I wanna know?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 05:56 PM
Uhm. He fruitily takes a bite of his pancake in thought. Let's see
18:00
You look like ass so maybe you've been through this before When I was rich and famous, I had a, uhm Let's say a little helper Not Valium ©️ That one comes later Anyway, He used to pull the strings behind the scenes to help me and then call me to give me updates And... Talk about eastern cartoons and... Thermodynamics, and whatever the hell he decided I was interested in hearing
18:00
He... Stopped calling me last Christmas
18:02
And he hadn't been able to pull the strings for some time before, because November was the worst month of sales I've had since... A really long time beforehand. The boys in here told me he couldn't reach me anymore. And they also went snooping around and found things about me they didn't have to
18:02
Well, I guess it was for the best anyway I got in touch with the people I used to talk to back then and now I
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:02 PM
smiling so innocently
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:02 PM
I guess I'm someone's househusband?
18:03
But we're not married
18:03
And I don't think we'll ever be
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:06 PM
He seems unbothered by the insult Yeah, that pretty much [hits the nail on the head]. He nods at Greedton, remembering everything he went through with his version of Mike. The late night sales calls, the trust, the violation of that trust... He closed his eyes a moment and finished off the peach, sucking the juice off the pit Except the house husband bit. Honestly I don't care much for snooping. It only ever paid off once and I still got a nasty [god's wounds!] from it. He shrugged, and smiled That was a while ago, though.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:10 PM
I see. Well, judging by everyone in here and what their stories are, I don't think my situation would've been any better if I hadn't gotten back in touch with Vi Sometimes swallowing your pride is good
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:10 PM
YEAH FOR SURE
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:10 PM
That's true.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:14 PM
comes into the kitchen and puts a vase of fake tulips on the kitchen counter and looks at it intensely Doe-does this match the kitchen-n colors?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:15 PM
Holy shit they put you in a tumble washer!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:15 PM
He blinks, and glances up at RNEO Of course! They're beautiful, buddy!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:16 PM
[small your robot]
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:16 PM
They're f-f.. Fake. blinks and looks up at Greedton and smiles brightly My brothers had. Had got a way to transfer my mind from b-body. To body. But when. When we tried with a spare body. I en-ended up. Like this instead. Instead of looking like... I used to.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:19 PM
I see Well it's good that you can walk around the house now, I guess
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:20 PM
nods, finishing his apples
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:23 PM
Now I just. Have to find something to d-do. stares more at the flowers Can ask my br-brothers for stuff to do. Maybe. Safer for me to. To be here than. Back home. If I am s-small.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:25 PM
Nods, then turns to Seb, eyeing him eating his apples like a hog How're you holding up, Seb? You're not feeling like spontaneously combusting are you?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:26 PM
He spits out the peach pit and tosses it into the garbage You'll find something. There's always something to do. He smiles at him Oh oh! I gotta tell ya about my new [gimme a break]! Apparently i'm gonna be on an album with that [music man]!
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:28 PM
optics whirl with color and he gets too excited, flaring his wings out THAT'S [GREAT DEALS NEAR YOU]!! makes a cough and settles back down Y-Yeah.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:28 PM
HAEHAHA WHAT DO YOU MEAN GREEDTON
18:29
MY [internal temperatures] ARE [so normal!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:29 PM
Oh I promised Sera you wouldn't spontaneously combust but now I'm starting to feel my bullshitting wasn't exactly off the mark
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:30 PM
impulsively grabs greedtons hand and puts it on his forhead SEE?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:31 PM
Easy there, pal. He laughs and stands up, giving his wings a little pat It's gonna be [incredible deals]! I'm... i'm really [thrilled to bits] for it. Hehehahahehaehee... He can't help but giggle, pushing his hair back Hooh... After a moment, he glances back over at Seb and Greedton and just kinda... [???]
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:34 PM
looks over My ther-thermal sensors show a normal. Normal. Normal temperature. In a threshold. Yes.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:34 PM
He's a bit surprised by being pulled closer and lets a note out of his throat. He feels his forehead and then down his cheek (or what was left of it) with the back of his hand shortly. I mean, you do feel a bit toasty but I don't think that's fever temperature.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:35 PM
TOLD YOU !!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:35 PM
Right, but, uh Watch out for that Because if you do catch on fire on your own Sera's going to pulverize me
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:39 PM
I HAVE NEVER [spontaneous combustion] YET
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:39 PM
You did ex-explode though.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:40 PM
He bites his lip for a moment and shakes his head once. Hm, I don't like the sound of "yet", buddy
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:44 PM
Walks back in on all fours, this time he's smelling a lot like detergent. He has to eat. He rattles pleased, all distracted
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:44 PM
...Hi there.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:44 PM
Uhh. And that's my cue to exit!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:45 PM
What, am I that offputting? He gets up and starts fixing himself food in
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:45 PM
HEY THERE ANTON
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:46 PM
Hi SEB. Are you feeling any better???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:46 PM
No, it's just You guys like running on all fours a lot I don't get it
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:47 PM
ITS FUN !
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:47 PM
Nah, nah, it's fine, it's fine! Just... He rubs his chin, trying to think of how to say it Unbecoming. Of a [Big Shot].
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:48 PM
YOU SHOULD TRY IT ESAU
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:48 PM
Your body's not meant to do it otherwise it'd be how you normally walked
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:48 PM
My [Anatomy] is built for plantigrade, digitigrade, bipedal and quadruped locomotion,
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:48 PM
LIKEWISE !!!!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:48 PM
Look at you with your big words
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:48 PM
hops up into the air and floats there I can do. Th-this.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:48 PM
gets up and drops down to all fours
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:49 PM
Like I know what a diddygrade is That's not a real word
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:49 PM
nyoooms around in little circles I'm an air-airplane nyooom.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:49 PM
At least Seb understands me He sheds a single, false tear
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:49 PM
AHEAHAHAHAHA
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:50 PM
[Cheese and rice]! He moves to the side and hops on the counter, laughing a little Okay i'm convinced! I'm convinced!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:51 PM
(please pretend he has both arms and fucked up teeth here I'm in a car)
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:52 PM
He shakes his head, arms and legs crossed, but is suppressing a smile.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:53 PM
He smiles brightly, giving a thumbs up Hooray! I was getting afraid this was a dealbreaker! I would've been sad without your future Camaraderie!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:55 PM
laughs, standing back up and stretching, his joints cracking loudly
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:55 PM
Looks over to Seb [?!$#!] you need a [chiropractics near you].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:55 PM
Yeah that. Doesn't sound good
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:55 PM
ITS FINE THIS IS [normal mode]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:56 PM
How long has it been since you slept in a real bed, Seb? Not the egg pile, a real, ergonomic, comfortable mattress
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:56 PM
IM NORMAL
18:56
I TOOK A 24 HR DEPRESSION SLEEP IN MY BED A FEW DAYS AGAO
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:57 PM
🤨
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:57 PM
Uhh
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:57 PM
...Well we don't have time to unpack all that
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:57 PM
WHAT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:58 PM
But you should sleep in a bed regularly, Seb Your back will thank you later
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:58 PM
We need to take you to the SPA again, Sebby
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:58 PM
BUT I LIKE [pipis]
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 18-Feb-22 06:58 PM
lands back down and then waves O-okay. I am going to look on. The int-internet and see what hobbies. Hobbies I can do. departs!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:58 PM
flushes a bit at the nickname I WANT TO EAT MORE [artisanal soaps]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:59 PM
You can do it, good luck!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 06:59 PM
Well and I like cigars But they're rusting my heart quicker than I can smoke them We can't have all we want in life, honey!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 06:59 PM
Hops off the counter and follows RNEO, these guys obviously have their own thing going Later days, [that's all, folks!]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:00 PM
waves them off SEE YA
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:04 PM
The newcomers aren't bad, honestly. I mean besides doing something weird with skunkton, which I'm still confused about, they've been pleasant to talk with He shovels pancakes on his mouth like life depends on it
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:05 PM
Yeah, that guy's nice at least What did they do to him, sh-should I be concerned?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:05 PM
YEAH IDK WHAT HAPPENED WITH ALL THAT STILL
19:05
I LITERALLY DIDNT EXIST WHEN IT HAPPENED
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:06 PM
Last time I saw him... puter.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:06 PM
AND NO ONE HAS EXPLAINED ANYTHING
19:06
PINK JUST MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT A STICKY NOTE ON THE BASEMENT BODY WHEN I FIRST GOT IT
19:06
ITS WEIRD HE KNEW ABOUT THAY?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:07 PM
I am still concerned about that, I don't know what I would do if you unexisted forever!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:07 PM
I mean You wouldn't remember him anyway So I guess you wouldn't really care much, all things considered
19:08
Sorry, that wasn't very helpful, was it
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:08 PM
sweats a bit ITS ALL GOOD GREEDTON AHEHAHAHA AHAHA
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:08 PM
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:10 PM
Oh don't make that face What's good is that he didn't disappear forever He rests a hand on Seb's shoulder, whom I imagine is still sitting on the floor next to him
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:11 PM
chirps YEAH HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT HAPPEN [second times the charm]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:11 PM
That is true. I remember my brain tried to cope with it and it was not a pleasant ride, let me tell you.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:12 PM
tilts his head WHAT WAS IT LIKE, DO YOU REMEMBER?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:12 PM
Must suck being that in touch with your emotions Nothing at all happened to me And then he came back and I was fine
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:13 PM
sticks his tongue out at greedton PTHBTH
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:13 PM
In a sarcastic tone Thanks, I try
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:13 PM
What's that supposed to mean?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:15 PM
It was weird ! I was confused and felt like the pain I was going through was a result of several bad life decisions instead of ...good question actually? Like drinking late and partying so hard I'd have to br carried away in the morning-bad decisions
19:16
Hee Hee.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:16 PM
That's the baddest decision you can think of?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:16 PM
WOW.... REALLY?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:17 PM
given I felt my life was about to end I think it would've gone worse if I kept thinking.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:17 PM
I see
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:18 PM
He shivers Never again.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:19 PM
reaches for another apple, tearing it to shreds with him chompers. Damn he's hungry today.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:20 PM
I was spending most of that time cowering in the kitchen waiting for that vermin guy's bisexual lighting to go away but after I forgot you I kept feeling like Something wasn't really right Like when you're drinking something through a straw but there's a hole in it you can't find and it doesn't work out right I wasn't sure what it was until you popped back in
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:21 PM
AWW... SORRY GUYS....
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:21 PM
I mean, it's not like it was your fault
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:21 PM
I DIDNT THINK MY ABSENCE WOULD HAVE SUCH A [third impact]
19:21
STILL.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:22 PM
Okay yeah I think by now you should know how important you are to me, right?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:22 PM
I MEAN YEAH BUT... YKNOW HOW IT IS hes flushing again
19:23
he finishes his current apple, eating it core and all.... He's gonna get another.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:24 PM
And for the others too! I'm sure you're just as important for them. He's trying to not pay attention to the gnawing, and stares vacantly instead
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:24 PM
Is definitely paying attention to the gnawing, observing it for a bit, a hand over his mouth. I'm sorry,
19:24
Did falling from the roof turn you into a pig?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:25 PM
he tenses up
19:25
WHAT DO YOU [mean average mode]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:25 PM
You're sitting on the floor gnawing on apples with your tusks I think it's self-evident
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:26 PM
Hey, that's not nice!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:26 PM
Snort Kid, you know me I'm not nice
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:27 PM
he tenses even more; a quiet cracking sound can be heard SORRY AHEAHA... DIDNT REALIZE I WAS [piggin out]
19:28
he puts the apple he grabbed back on the table. He's still hungry though
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:28 PM
His disapproving scowl softens into an expression of concern, and he lowers his head to meet Seb's. Are you alright?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:28 PM
N3VER BETTER P4L!
19:29
his teeth look a little more disfigured than they did moments ago; a little sharper... but not by much.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:30 PM
Seb You're not a good liar.
19:32
Let's... Get you off the floor? He stands up, bent over, arms gently outstretched as if offering himself as support to stand up
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:33 PM
looks at greedtons arms, deciding to take the offered help after a beat or two
19:33
THANKS MAN AHEHA.. COULDA GOT UP ON MY OWN THOUGH
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:33 PM
No trouble
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:34 PM
He is sweating a little bit but keeps smiling We have to talk later Seb, I'm still worrying about the roof thing. How are you holding up?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:35 PM
LIK3 I S4ID! NEVER BETTER KID.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:36 PM
I don't buy that. I don't even buy there was a roof even But I'm sure you have a good reason to lie about it to him Anyway, Do you wanna sit down? On the couch? Or a glass of water or something?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:37 PM
Never beating around the bush huh Greedton.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:38 PM
There's no bush to beat around You guys better learn to lie better or I swear to God
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:38 PM
IM GOOD BUT THANK U [for whom it may concern] !
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:39 PM
I don't know if I should buy that, but Spencer WOULD find a way to get people to fight on the roof of a parking lot. It is [Bad for your health]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:40 PM
His shoulders untense, sloping gently down. Well that's fine. Do you feel warm or feverish at all? Tummy ache or anything?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:40 PM
He said Seb landed on him with his... [🚚 🍑 ] too.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:41 PM
SPUTTERS HE WH4T
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:41 PM
Raises an eyebrow That you fell on him?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:42 PM
HE SAID I FELL ON HIM WITH MY..... covers his face
19:42
groans
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:43 PM
Yeah. Was that what happened or was it another heavy limb with just as strong of a force that it knocked him out of his senses?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:43 PM
Well that I buy
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:44 PM
Snorts loudly
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:44 PM
HE S4ID HE WOULDNT TELL
19:44
B1TCH!!!!!!
19:45
hes laughing, half genuinely, half nervously.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:45 PM
Breaks into laughter Good lord!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:49 PM
Well then, If you say you're fine then you're fine I'm gonna... Clean up this table
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:49 PM
SERIOUSLY, TH4NK YOU FIR THE CONCERN GREEDTON. 'PPRRCIATE IT.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 07:53 PM
Yeah, you're a pretty swell guy!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:59 PM
In a high pitched, mocking voiceAw chucks you'll make me blush Normal now You just had me worried for a sec People don't usually grow tusks when they're upset
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 07:59 PM
I TOLD YOU I.... HIT MY FACE. THEYRE JUST BUSTED UP....
19:59
NOT [100% real] TUSKS.....
20:00
AND IM SURE THEYRE NOT EVEN THAT BAD YOURE JUST [poking fun] !!!! RIGHT, ANTON?
20:07
he turns toward Anton, "grinning". It looks more like a grimace
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:16 PM
He breathes in and smiles back, a little uncomfortable UHHHHHH WELL... THEY ARE A LITTLE MORE SHARPER THAN THE USUAL...I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:17 PM
Anton, you just saw him hog down like half a dozen apples
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:18 PM
He looks at greedton with an uncomfortable grin I DO THAT TOO
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:19 PM
.... he falters a bit but tries to play it off, turning around and coughing WELL YEAH THAT. THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR TEETH ON SOME ASPHALT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:19 PM
Hey now
20:19
I thought I was the denial master here
20:19
Seb have you looked into a mirror ever since then?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:20 PM
NO
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:20 PM
He places a hand gently on Seb's back It's alright! It really is alright
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:20 PM
I know it might be terrifying but I think you should.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:21 PM
AHEAHAHA I NORMALLY AVOUD MY [reflections] AT ALL TIME PAL
20:22
he slips his glasses down and adjusts them over his eyes MAYBE ILL GIVE IT A GO LATER. PROBABLY NOT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:23 PM
He runs a hand through the back of his own neck and nods. Okay.
20:25
I better be going now, actually I have to get started on dinner Make sure my kids didn't blow up the house Y'know.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:25 PM
YOU BETTER COME VISIT AGAIN SOON
20:26
reaches over, giving greedton a quick hug
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:28 PM
Actually you don't I don't think so But maybe one day you will He rolls his eyes with a soft smile, and a mocking, but playful tone Yes, I'll visit soon Do you want me to bring you a trea- He's surprised by the hug for a moment, frozen a bit, but then wraps his arms around him gently He says this softer, a bit louder than a whisper You need anything you call me, okay?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:29 PM
YOU GOT IT PAL
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:30 PM
He breaks off the hug, holding Seb at arm's length, and pats the side of his arms twice before stepping out. He waves a hand to Anton. See you later, kid Keep an eye on your uncle
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:34 PM
He waves happily and bids him goodbye OF COURSE. I'll make sure he behaves!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:34 PM
I ALWAYS BEHAVE
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:35 PM
He pats his back energetically, chuckling softly YOU SURE DO BUDDY.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:35 PM
He gives a last wave back and slips through the living room with incredible paparazzi-avoiding stealth. Nobody even sees him come or go.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:36 PM
slumps a bit, sighing HOW ARE Y'DOING ANTON.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:40 PM
He sighs, looking at him concerned Worried.
20:42
I'm worried about you, and don't EVEN start with pretending things are fine because at this point in time I know when you're not really that fine. I will respect your space when you're ready to talk, but I'm worried is all.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:47 PM
sighs again, looking apologetic SORRY KID. WORRYIN YOU IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:49 PM
No! Don't apologize for it, I just care about your well being , it's natural that I want to make sure you're okay He squeezes his shoulder, looking directly into his glasses You know you can tell me anything if you need help, right?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:54 PM
..... tries to meet his eyes but can't, grateful he put his glasses back on I KNOW ANTON. I JUST. I KNOW SPENCER IS [important] TO YOU AND I FELT BAD FOR. LETTING THE WHOLE THING GET OUT OF HAND.
20:55
he makes an anxious, soft beeping sound
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:57 PM
He shakes his head, leaning in closer Seb. I've done that myself.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 08:58 PM
I SHOULDNT FEEL BAD ITS HIS OWN DAMNED FAULT HE FELL OFF THE ROOF BUT. SOMETHING IN THE BACK OF MY MIND FEELS AWFUL KID. CANT REALLY EXPLAIN IT.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 08:59 PM
I can't really...blame you if you're not used to the shit he pulls. And he says so much...[Grating] Stuff that it's just hard to ignore it a lot of the time. But Spencer is full of shit too! I would've tackled him off a 3 story building if I wasn't prepared back then.
21:00
Yet he's... God this is weird but he's sort of...my [brother] in a sense? So I don't really take to heart what he says at this point. But I know how he can get. You shouldn't blame yourself about it
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 09:01 PM
sighs and leans his head against Anton's shoulder, making sure his teeth are out of view ITS HARD.
21:02
WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY WENT DOWN BETWEEN US? LITTLE SHIT PROBABLY OVEREXAGGERATED HOW MUCH HE WAS WINNING BY
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 09:09 PM
He ruffles Seb's hair, letting out a comforting chirp and using his other hand for a half hug. He just really said you crushed him with your ass, refused to elaborate further. I'm pretty sure you two did fight at least a bit though and you know what, that's fair. You have to fight the guy at least once, but don't let him get to you by his petty provocations
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 09:30 PM
AHEHAHA THATS EASIER SAID THAN DONE KID
21:30
HES SUCH A PESSIMISTIC ASS
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 09:34 PM
HE IS! I know some people hurt him, like every Spamton has! But I don't think it's reason to be THAT pessimistic that showing basic kindness is considered a weakness.
21:36
I think I got out of my shit situation...Sort of, BY learning to be loving again.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 18-Feb-22 09:38 PM
smiles, laughing a bit YEAH. LEARNING T0 [bond and care] FOR OTHERS AGAIN HAS MADE ME BETTER FOR SURE.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 09:58 PM
I'm glad! I remember when you first arrived in here. You sure were going through a lot. Understatement of the century BUT! I used to also not be the best person either. All I cared about was to be [loved] as something I'm not. Through means that weren't mine and blaming everything on others. I was in way too much denial.
21:58
But even so...I think giving people space for healing is important, as much as these things mess us up for a long time.
21:59
And being vulnerable is scary, but I think it's worth it in the end. He looks at him again, not really minding his smile at all
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 11:33 PM
Ughhhhhh yum yums time.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 11:34 PM
Slams his book on a counter on the far end and grabs an apple, biting into it.
23:35
Fuck that was loud. He tries to look casual.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 11:37 PM
[An Apple a day’s] been popular today.. gotta get more of em’ for everyone. Hes looking in the pantry... There they are! Gonna make a [big freaking pot] of [macking cheesed.]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 11:40 PM
He gives a thumbs up, before sticking the apple in his mouth and opening his book, pulling a pen out from the front of his shirt and writing something down.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Feb-22 11:43 PM
Wonder what he’s writing haha Sera starts the process of cookin this macking cheese
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 18-Feb-22 11:58 PM
He's just scribbling down some notes and rhymes, stuff he'll compose into a poem later. He's just very excited.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 12:49 AM
Macking cheese done
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 12:50 AM
He picks up his book and tosses the core Oh Hell that smells good... I'll go see if I can find the others. He leaves
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 12:54 AM
[See ya soon]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:00 AM
Heard there's macaroni here?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:01 AM
Hes humming some unrecognizable tune to himself... one of his songs, probably Sure is! Hes getting bowls down
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:02 AM
comes in and sits down too, but makes sure he doesn't get a bowl so it's not wasted on him
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:02 AM
Places his book down again, before blinking and opening it to scribble something down We love to see it! He sits and takes a bowl happily
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:03 AM
He doesn't even ask before taking a bowl.
01:03
He gives it a try.
01:04
Holy shit.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:05 AM
He isn’t eating, /yet./ There are so many fucking dishes to do in this house lord have mercy.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:05 AM
Esau, are you trying this? This is the best food I've had in...
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:05 AM
He chomps into it and his eyes go wide [Cheese and rice], where'd you learn to cook like this?
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:06 AM
O-Oh I can. Help. gets up and helps clean dishes because he wants to be helpful
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:08 AM
You learn a lot of [Master Chef Cooking Tips] on tour! Humming and washing these dishes Wanna [dry it off] for me? he hands MRN a plate
01:08
Oh man, Pink’s a good [cooking mama] too. You have to eat something he makes
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:08 AM
nods and gets a towel in one hand, and holds his other hand out Ye-yes sir.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:10 AM
God, if you think he cooks well, he must be godlike at it. Jesus Christ I think this is the best pasta I've ever had.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:10 AM
They're I-Italian.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:11 AM
We sure are!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:11 AM
Guess that's why!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:12 AM
It's perfect. He smiles as he eats, mixing the breadcrumbs in with the macaroni until its all together. Did Spencer just compliment him? He can't be sure. Either way he's got a big grin How you been, Spence?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:13 AM
Eh, it's been a day.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:13 AM
They’re getting through these dishes fast asf. Makes it easier when it’s a group effort. Still humming quietly
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:13 AM
I'm still in the middle of trying to move all my wares to the chamber.
01:14
The shitty thing about street vending is that you've gotta be crafty about where you store your inventory.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:15 AM
inspects the dishes to make sure they're dry, then gets to work putting them away as well
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:15 AM
Ya need [assistance]?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:16 AM
Nah, I've got it on my own. The worst part's the traveling, and that's like. The one part you can't help with.
01:17
I've got faux-luxury stuff hidden everywhere in the city; it's a pain to get them all.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:18 AM
Almost done!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:19 AM
How've you been? Any updates on the singing thing?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:20 AM
Smiles Yeah! Sera says his band likes my stuff! They wanna help us!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:20 AM
Of course they like it - you've got talent.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:21 AM
They sure do [like ya]!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:25 AM
He blushes heavily, and grins broadly Thank ya, I've been working on rhymes since last night. Didn't sleep much. I have songs I wanna write. About... stuff.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:25 AM
...What kind of stuff?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:26 AM
He looks down at his food as if to hide his bashfulness I want to write a love song.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:27 AM
He blinks.
01:27
A love song, huh? Who's it for?
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:28 AM
finishes at least drying dishes and some of the stuff that needs to air dry is left to sit There!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:29 AM
Oh, no one in particular. I just want to write one. I've never been so happy or felt like I belonged anywhere like this before and... I'd like to commemorate it.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:31 AM
Dishes almost done! He’s humming a different tune, swaying just a bit. Lost in his own world for a moment
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:31 AM
...So like, a love song for here.
01:31
In a way.
01:31
Am I getting that right?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:32 AM
In a sense!
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:32 AM
gets some cleaning supplies and makes sure the counters are clean too because nobody needs to get sick from a dirty kitchen
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:34 AM
I have some lines written already, but they're really more for a single subject than an abstract concept. Something you'd sing for your sweetheart.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:35 AM
Well I can't wait to hear it. It's sure to be a masterpiece when it's done.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:35 AM
tilts head up and listens They're ba-back. Want me to see if th-they want Mac And Cheese?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:36 AM
Oh sweet they're back. I'm gonna check on them.
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:37 AM
O-okay. nods and resumes cleaning
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:37 AM
[!]
01:38
[Dishes done!] Thanks for the help~
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:38 AM
T-Thanks, Spencer. He's still blushing
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Mini Robot Neo BOT 19-Feb-22 01:38 AM
nods Of course. I li-like to help.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:43 AM
He has a lightbulb moment and grabs his book, scribbling in it
01:48
I need a tangible subject for this...
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:51 AM
He’s destroying this bowl of macking cheese swift and fast
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 19-Feb-22 01:52 AM
Gets up and heads to the common room with the intent of going up to his bedroom Thanks for the mac, Sera. Till next time.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 19-Feb-22 01:57 AM
I’ll [be out soon]!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 06:16 PM
hes passed out in the middle of the kitchen. It doesn't look like he's moving anything soon. Have fun!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 06:35 PM
#Crashes through the ceiling, this is normal but also he wants to avoid other people on the way to food and sees Seb#
18:35
spamstanding
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 06:36 PM
kromerdown
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 06:36 PM
#He has a permanent marker for occasions like these and starts drawing#
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 06:44 PM
#He shoves a mini discoball in the eye socket and stares, something is missing#
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18:48
#After messing around by slapping 2 stickers he throws some glitter# Perfect #Then he makes his shitty food and crawls back up through the hole he made#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 09:58 PM
stirrs a bit.... He's starting to wake up.....
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 10:01 PM
# Coming back down through the hole he notes that Sebastian is waking up and smirks, starting to download a glamor file# : ) #He also has a speaker ready and a bright flashlight#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:20 PM
his eye opens, blinking HUH WUH
23:21
WHEN DID I PASS [turn out the lights] ? ? ?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:23 PM
#He plays the trumpet sound really loud, the lights and his lens flare are brighter, a hand is placed on Seb's shoulder# [[HELLO MY SON WELCOME TO HEAVEN]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:24 PM
HUHH H H H???? ?
23:24
[[HEAVEN]]??? ? ? ??
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:25 PM
YEAH
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:26 PM
[[A]]
23:26
WHAT [kill] ME ? ? ? ?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:28 PM
You [[Dead]][[LMAO]] Look at what you became when you [[die]] #He brings up a mirror and Seb is dressed in an Among Us Costume#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:28 PM
shrieks
23:29
IM [sussy baka] ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ?
OOOUGHHHHH 4
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:29 PM
#Turning off the lights he laughs so hard he's laughing so hard he can't wait for Seb to deactivate the glam and see what he did to his face#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:30 PM
.......... YOU!!!!!!!!!!
23:30
he groans, turning off the fucking costume VERY [america's funniest home movies] SHITHEAD
23:30
YOU COULDA [blinded by the lights] ME
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:31 PM
#He's laughing so hard at the sight that he doubles over again and smacks his head on the table, a minecraft oof before shakily handing him the mirror#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:32 PM
takes the mirror and stares
23:32
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23:32
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kromerdown 5
23:32
[SYSTEM MESSAGE: OVERHEAT WARNING]
23:33
he bluescreens
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:33 PM
#Immediately smacks his cold ass hands on Seb's forehead like a good heat sink, he's still laughing this is so funny#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:33 PM
A
23:34
IF I WERENT SO [dazed and confused] I'D DRAG YOUR ASS BACK TO DENNYS.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:35 PM
WHY DONT YOU [[Chikin shit]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:35 PM
glares, but the make up renders it ineffective
23:35
..... [nuclear wunger]
23:36
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:36 PM
#Keeps his hand on his head though it's a very good heatsink# Good to see ya still [[look like shit]][Sea Biscuit] What? Cry [2] hard over my [ded] body? Cried like a [babi]? Wah Wah huh?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:38 PM
glares, but theres no anger behind it YOU WISH I [wah wah wah] OVER U SHITHEAD
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:40 PM
Good, I'd hate your [[ugly mug]] crying over me, would be even [[ugryier]] if you started weeping with tears. #Smirking he removes his hand and starts making himself some food#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:41 PM
sticks his tongue out at spencer as soon as his back is turned, and then goes to get his own food. he grabs a jar of olives and pours a glass of straight white vinegar.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:42 PM
#Looks at what Seb is making, dumping mayonnaise and m&ms on a hamburger# Oh [Graos] you're gonna eat that shit?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:43 PM
he knocks back the vinegar in one YOU FUCKIN' KNOW IT
23:43
he starts popping olives into his mouth straight from the jar TASTES [delicis]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:44 PM
[[Nyasty]] #While he says this he's taking the vinegar and also drinking it before dumping his unholy creation down his gullet#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:45 PM
raises his eyebrow but says nothing
23:46
he finishes the jar of olives and drinks the juice
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Feb-22 11:54 PM
Wow eating like an [[Animal]] again huh #He smirks though he's not any better#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 19-Feb-22 11:56 PM
he winces, a soft *crack* coming from his direction. C'MON MAN.... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU [redoin'] THIS.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:01 AM
Because you're the [[most Dangerous criminal]] around [[Anton]] #He's smirking, it looks like he's joking, but his words continue to come out as serious as the last statement# You're so easy to [[AGGRAVATION]] and maybe something [ought to teach you a lesson] about how [bat shit crazy] the results are.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:19 AM
......
00:19
he doesnt say anything for a good minute
00:20
.....he sighs, turning towards spencer. His teeth are just ever so more fucked than they were minutes ago
00:20
YOU THINK I DON'T ALREADY [know-it-all] THAT ?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:24 AM
Oh you do...[[Guess who?]] you got memories from me? What do you think [[I spy]]? Quite a scene you made with [[hearts]] and [[death]]? #He doesn't break eye contact from Sebastian crossing his arms#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:25 AM
his eye widens.
00:26
.... HOW MUCH DID YOU [seeing is beliving]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:29 AM
I saw [enough is enough]. You almost took out your [[beloved]] ones #clapping slowly before relaxing.# But you didn't huh. And to think you [[let yourself go]] after only a few sentences with me.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:29 AM
.... I'M NOT [proud and loud] ABOUT IT, SHITHEAD.
00:30
I REMEMBER [memory data: intact] AND IT [haunted houses for sale] ME.
00:30
pinches his brow
00:31
YOU SHOULD [understanding] WHAT ITS LIKE. I ALSO [saw too far] IN YOUR [memory banks] SPENCER.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:37 AM
#He laughs and steps closer# Yeah, you did, it's probably something [[similarities found]], and sure, [[see it to believe it]] that way. Stuff like that is a [[life time warranty]] You know? It's not something you [[shove under the bed]] [[Sea Biscuit]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:38 AM
..... NOT FOR A LACK OF [trying trying trying]
00:39
he sighs, moving to sit at the table. He takes out a pack of cigarettes
00:41
..... I HOPE YOU ARE NOT [looking glass] FOR AN [apology letter] SHITHEAD. I MAY [ragret] LOSING CONTROL BUT I DONT REGRET KICKING YOUR ASS.
00:42
he says this as he pulls out two cigarettes, placing one down near spencer wordlessly
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:43 AM
#He scowls so deeply, it's a first# Take your [[Disgosting]] apology and shove it up your ass. [[Fuck that noise]] and I'm not afraid of you rather....I think you're [afraid of the dark] of me? #pausing he picks up the cigarette and lights it#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:44 AM
WHY WOULD I BE AFRAID OF YOU....? YOU [got a case of the crumbles?] FASTER THAN A SANDCASTLE DURING HIGH TIDE
00:44
he lights his own cigarette, inhaling deeply
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:46 AM
Sure you [[kicked my ass]] but I sure made you [[butthurt]] enough for a [[transformers]]. You're probably afraid of what I [[Represent]], [[monster]]s right?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:47 AM
...... he doesnt say anything, taking another long drag from his cigarette
00:47
..... Y'DONT LOOK LIKE A [monster - BIG DATA] T'ME.... AT LEAST. gestures at him NOT AS Y'ARE.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:50 AM
#For a moment he's quiet, taking a drag of his cigarette before laughing# [[Monsters]] can learn to become [[sophisticated civilized]] creatures. That's my [[pick of the litter]]. #Turning to Sebastian back to his smirk though it's smaller and a little more sly# How about you [[Sebby]]? What's your [[Draw Card]]?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:51 AM
.... [[SEBBY]] ? ? ?
00:51
he looks thoughtful, his brows furrowed. I THINK FOR ONCE I HAVE TO SAY YOU HAVE THE RIGHT [big ideas]
00:52
quickly points his cigarette towards spencer BUT NOT THAT PESSIMIST SHIT. STILL AIN'T ABOUT YOU MAKIN' ANTON TO SUFFER TO "PREPARE" FOR THE [dark, cold, cruel] WORLD.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:54 AM
#Laughing louder, it's almost a bark, he gives Sebastian a punch in the arm and then goes back to smoking# You really don't change [[Sebby]], same as usual. Don't get used to the [[Nickelodeon]] Nickname it's going back to [[Sea Biscuit]] once we're done with the cigarette
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 12:56 AM
he grins, punching spencer's arm in return WOULDNT EXPECT ANYTHING LESS. WOULD BE [weird science] OTHERWISE.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 12:58 AM
#He punches his arm back again# Yeah yeah, but if you're [[itchin]] for another [[fight club]] the damn [[Denny's parking lot]] is still open [[LOL]] #It's peaceful and for a moment a little icon appears though Spencer doesn't notice it it appears it's meant for Sebastian Labelled [??? Memory]#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:02 AM
grins and punches him back again. the gesture feels. familiar. WE SHOULD ACTALLY PLAY [high stakes charades] ON THE ROOF SOMETIME. AND ALSO [super smash brothers brawl]
01:02
he looks up and sees the icon, reaching out and poking at it after a few seconds
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:05 AM
#The Memory itself plays out, it's familiar like it's one from another time, brief, but unmistakably the two humans in it are Sebastian and Spencer. When the memory ends, Spencer has finished his cigarette and smashes it against the Ashtray# Yeah yeah [[Sea Biscuit]] Let's really do that next time. I'll also [[WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER]] next time we do it, count on it. You know [[Istvan]]'s number now.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:06 AM
he blinks, the memory fading like an afterimage. He looks at spencer for a bit too long before answering ITS FUCKING [on like donkey kong] SP-SHITHEAD.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:09 AM
[[ BRING IT ON]] you're going to experience [[HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:18 AM
he laughs, a genuine cackle DON'T BE SO [cock a doodle doo] SHITHEAD! I'LL [beat down beat down] YOUR ASS AT CHARADES SO BAD YOU'LL [SHIT PANT]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:20 AM
What? Already [recital] your [autobiography][Sea Biscuit]? Weren't the first lines [Crying, Shitting and Farting] cause Spencer beat his 🚚 🍑 so hard at charades he 😭 All the way 🏠 ?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:22 AM
wheezes, socking spencer in the arm again YOU'RE [killed] ME HERE SHITHEAD. DONT FORGET MY [hyper dumpy] BROKE YOUR SHIT THE OTHER DAY.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:23 AM
#Gives Sebastian a punch in the arm back# It's only like that cause you [practice round] [twerking] all day long in your [[roomba]]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:26 AM
Bigstand
01:26
Twearking?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:26 AM
spamstanding
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:26 AM
Bigstand
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:27 AM
HI ANTON.....!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:28 AM
spamstanding
01:29
You have to explain to [[Big Shit]] the truth #A dramatic pause# The full story of the fall was I [[challenger accepted]] him to a [twerking] contest and that's how I fell cause of his 🍑 🚚
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:29 AM
HI SEB!
01:30
I don't believe that.
01:30
You have no ass
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:30 AM
He has one though #Points at Seb# I thought it would be [funi] if he really did [twerk] and he did
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:31 AM
He raises an eyebrow at seb Are you [Dumpy]?
pipispuffs 2
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:32 AM
he's cackling
01:32
[[hyper dumpy]]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:32 AM
Spamton with ass? In this house?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:32 AM
pipispuffs
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:33 AM
I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT! PUT THAT DOWN
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:33 AM
he's losing it
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:33 AM
You have 🍗 , he has 🚚 🍑 , and the other guy looks like ✝️ ⛪ Anything is [Kim possible]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:33 AM
I GUESS YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING! I ONLY HAVE [Glorious tits] SO I UNDERSTAND IT.
01:34
I HAVE 🍗🍗
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:34 AM
PERFECTLY BALANCED AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:34 AM
Damn not 🍗🍗🍗? Lame
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:35 AM
WELL MORE LIKE. 🍗 🍗 🍗 🍗
01:36
BUT I'M TRYING TO BE HUMBLE!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:36 AM
gets up from the table, ashing out his cigarette THATS ENOUGH FOR [thanksgiving dinner]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:37 AM
ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE LIKE THAT? He Fills himself a cup of water
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:37 AM
Damn a whole 🐔 #He's laughing as he now seems to be done dicking around and then looks at the hole he caused in the top of the kitchen, Rosario is going to kill him, and Seb hasn't wiped off the marker#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:37 AM
LIKE WHAT?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:40 AM
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:41 AM
You look like a 🥟 is what he's saying. [Get outta here] #He wants seb to walk into the room with the fucking face he drew on him#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 01:43 AM
LMAO
01:43
waves them off, starting to head towards the common area
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 01:43 AM
He follows him, he literally just came here for water
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 01:44 AM
#He follows he has to see this#
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 06:45 PM
He is speed running warming up food right now
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 06:48 PM
Squeaking at the nice smell. He's still in his hair
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 06:49 PM
Hey [lil guy] Want some [leftovers] pancake?
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 06:52 PM
If you would be so kind! I would love it! My energy reserve is lower than the Original body.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 06:54 PM
He pulls one of the pancakes out, putting it on a separate plate. Takes everything to the table, and sits down, gently placing Miniton on the table. [Syrup?]
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 06:55 PM
Absolutely! As sweet as possible!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 07:30 PM
He pours some on [Here you are!] for the guy who’s [ sweet as sugar ]
19:33
Wtf is that yelling from upstairs lmao
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 07:34 PM
He is DIGGING on these, eating like his life depends on it, how such a tiny body can fit so much pancake in it is a mystery
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 07:36 PM
He is also devouring these mf pancakes. He pushes a napkin over to Miniton.. he’ll probably need it soon [Enjoy]ing those?
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 07:42 PM
his face is covered with Syrup. He nods vigorously, taking the napkin YES! THIS EXTENDS MY BATTERY LIFE FOR A FEW MORE HOURS!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 07:46 PM
Hours. The word hangs heavy in the air. ..... well. If it’s hours he’s got, better make the most of them. Almost done? We can do [whatever you want] today, little guy.
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 07:47 PM
He freezes up UH.
19:48
I'M HERE TO DO ANYTHING [YOU] WANT!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 07:51 PM
Well. [Ill tell you what I want! What I really really want!] Is for you to decide what we do with the [rest of the day.]
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 07:58 PM
He seems to think deeply, a little lost I THINK...I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOU AND SEB IF THAT'S OKAY? I WANT TO BE [Emotional Support Viroviroton]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 07:59 PM
[Heyyyy sounds great!] Wanna head up and [find that guy!!]?
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 08:00 PM
He wipes his face clean, then floats up, sitting on sera's shoulder SURE!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 20-Feb-22 08:04 PM
[Headed out!] He puts the dishes in the dishwasher, and they’re off
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 20-Feb-22 08:56 PM
He's here with Spencer now. He doesn't want to people. He starts warming leftovers and putting Condiments into a plate with food, trying to keep himself busy and just dumps it in spencer's mouth like he's a garbage disposal
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 08:56 PM
#He eats it he is a good garbage disposal and does not complain he is being fed his preference#
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 10:52 PM
he's here now, shaking a bit
22:52
sighs, deciding to sit at the table and light up a cigarette before getting the snacks
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 10:53 PM
He is floating up around him, chirping and trying to reassure him YOU DID VERY WELL SEB. I'M PROUD OF YOU
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 10:55 PM
smiles wearily up at the little viroton, holding out a finger for him to sit on Yeah? I was [moments away] from snappin' i feel like.
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 11:06 PM
It's alright! This is how being angry feels like. Sometimes you WILL feel the worst way but you learn to shrug it off or keep yourself in check until you can scream alone or with a friend! I do scream a lot when i'm angry!
23:09
I also Bite things but that's besides the point!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 11:18 PM
AHEHAAH... YOU DO? I'M NOT VERY [surprise party] ABOUT THAT HONESTLY.
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 11:18 PM
You've seen it ! I think I've punched An old man at least 4 times!
23:18
But i'm trying to take hold of my feelings! And I know you can do it too!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 11:21 PM
smiles gently, petting viroton's hair I'm glad you're here lil guy.... Anton. I'm really glad I have you and Sera. It's makin' me a better person i think.
23:21
sighs and laughs a bit Spencer too.... fuckin asshole.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Feb-22 11:24 PM
#calls from the livingroom# [[h8]] YOU TOO [[SEA BISCUIT]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 20-Feb-22 11:49 PM
DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST GONNA [Brewster][Coffer]
23:49
He's working on it by the counter.
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 11:50 PM
Laughs loudly at that I am glad! I want you to be better and happy and i Care you. We should go upstairs! I'm sure they're missing you!
23:50
He waves at skunkton COFFER GOOD
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 20-Feb-22 11:51 PM
He wiggles his fingers back at Miniton, with a hearty laugh. HEEAAHEAH IT SURE ! !
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 20-Feb-22 11:53 PM
You can hear his stomping from the kitchen
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 11:54 PM
...... FUCK I FORGOR
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 11:54 PM
OH THAT'S MY [Baby fit]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 11:54 PM
OOPS
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 20-Feb-22 11:54 PM
He looks up, concerned.
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 11:55 PM
DON'T WORRY WE JUST ARE ON A SNACK RUN! He starts flying around, gathering as many sweets as possible in a plastic bag, then grabbing Seb's leg and starting to drag him to upstairs, VERY hard to do.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 11:55 PM
[[A]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 20-Feb-22 11:55 PM
AIGHT [Bye bye birdie]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 20-Feb-22 11:56 PM
activates ragdoll mode so he's easier to drag
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Miniton BOT 20-Feb-22 11:56 PM
BYEEE SEE YOU LATER!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 20-Feb-22 11:59 PM
He finishes his coffee, pours himself a mug and then leaves the pot there for whoever wants it. He goes back to the living room.
00:04
Teehee prancing to the counter to set the mugs
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:05 AM
He's quiet as Skunkton sets everything up.
00:06
Hey p-Hey Skunkton.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:06 AM
YES?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:07 AM
...I don't think we've.
00:07
No, those aren't the right words. He coughs them away.
00:07
I think we need to talk. About what happened.
00:08
He sits down.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:09 AM
He turns around momentarily, spoon of sugar in his hand, assessing Spencer, and then turns back away. WHY?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:10 AM
He's just gonna let it all out.
00:10
I just wanted to apologize. That's all.
00:10
...I mean, if you'd rather get to your coffee, you can totally do that.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:13 AM
He keeps to the counter for a moment, in silence, and then sets a mug of coffee in front of Spencer. Is for them. He sits across them at the table. NO [Hurt] NO [Fowl] IF IT WASN'T [You.] IT'D BE [Whoever] AT LEAST I GOT THAT DONE AND I CAN TICK IT OFF THE [Bucket hat] LIST
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:13 AM
I know, it's just...
00:14
You didn't deserve that.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:14 AM
YES I DID SERVES ME [Wright]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:14 AM
...For what?
00:14
Being a loser who lives in a garbage can?
00:15
Literally everyone else here is, and some of them are the nicest people I've ever met.
00:16
They don't deserve it.
00:16
...You don't deserve it eithr.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:16 AM
HEAHEAHEAHEA YOU HAVE NO [💡] WHAT SORTA [Stuff] I'VE DONE IF ANYTHING THAT'S JUST [Karmic Retribution] LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S [[Done and done]]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:17 AM
...You know what? I won't press you.
00:17
It's just...good to have you back.
00:18
That's all.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:18 AM
IT'S GOOD TO [Bee] BACK
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:18 AM
He chuckles.
00:18
Yeah. It is.
00:19
Coffee's getting cold. Wanna go back?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:19 AM
YUP He gets up with a strained note. I'LL GET YOUR [[Kiss kiss fall in love]] A MUG TOO
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:19 AM
...My what.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 12:21 AM
HEAHEAHEAHEAH He does not elaborate and grabs his mug and Esau's mug, and walks out to the living room.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 12:21 AM
He sighs, following behind.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 10:15 AM
He's up bright and early today, and walked in through the hole on the ceiling. Nice shortcut. He looked around the kitchen for what to do for breakfast, then saw some potatoes in the pantry and started working.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:01 PM
Staggers into the kitchen, looking for fresh coffee, he rubs the dust out of his eyes Oh hey, dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:02 PM
He wiggles his fingers in a greeting, not looking up from the magazine he's reading, and gestures to the plateful of stacked hashbrowns on the table.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:04 PM
He goes and gets some coffee and practically throws it in his face while he drinks it, then gets another mug, as well as a plate and a fork and immediately grabs some hashbrowns. He pours salt on them. When did you get up...?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:06 PM
NO CLOCKS BUT IT WASN'T [[Not very long ago]] I LIKE TAKING [Sweet time] WITH MAKING [Fast][Break]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:07 PM
His hashbrowns are almost painfully salty, but that's how he likes it. He chomps down on them eagerly Good, we love to see it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:09 PM
SLEEP WELL?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:09 PM
Honestly better than I ever have, considering the night's events. You?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:13 PM
LIKE A [[Little angel]] HEAEHAEHA HAVEN'T SLEPT THIS WELL IN [Approximately a week]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:16 PM
He laughs Guess the body still fits like a glove?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:18 PM
YUP! EVERYTHING IN ITS RIGHT... One moment.
13:19
He unbuckles his belt and peeks inside his pants for a moment before dropping them back in place. YES! ALL [Accounting] FOR!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:21 PM
He snorts That's the important bit, isn't it?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:23 PM
THE IMPORTANTEST! ! He sips on his coffee with a coarse laugh.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:24 PM
comes in and finds his coolant and other robot-fluids stash, waves G-Good morning Dad an' Esau.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:26 PM
[[Good morning!]]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:28 PM
Mornin', bro.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:33 PM
scampers into here on all fours
13:35
MORNIN' [valued roommates] HOW ARE WE THIS MORNING
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:37 PM
[Browning][Hashtags] I MEAN HASHBROWNS! [Suit up] YOURSELF
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:41 PM
HASHBROWNS????? SOUNDS [delicis]
13:42
finally gets up on two legs to grab a cup of coffee and sits down at the table, grabbing a plate of hashbrown
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:43 PM
Holds up a mug to acknowledge Seb Howdy.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:44 PM
tilts his mug in return before shoveling some of the potato into his mouth. perfectly salty
13:45
WHATS UP PAL? HOW'S IT [hanging in there] ?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:47 PM
Had a rough night, but it turned out okay. Just glad dad here was making breakfast, I'd probably cause a [meltdown] if I tried. Hehehehahehaee... He shrugs as he gives a glitchy chuckle How about you?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:48 PM
DAD? tilts his head AND YEAH LAST NIGHT WAS A BIT. he looks away a bit, smile strained AND I THOUGHT I HAD [self destructive tendencies] AHEAHAHAHAHA
13:48
SLEPT PRETTY DAMN WELL THOUGH !
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:49 PM
Hey, don't be hard on Spence. He's goin' through some [?!#!]. He chomps into a hashbrown ...Thank you for not indulging him.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:49 PM
HE MEANS [Me :)]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:50 PM
HE'S LUCKY I HAD AN [intervention] A FEW DAYS AGO OR ELSE I MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION AHEAHAHA
13:50
looks over at skunkton, quirking an eyebrow WOW, MORE KIDS? YOU REALLY DO GET [busy as a bee] HUH?
13:50
he cackles
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:50 PM
He doesn't say what he wants to say, he just laughs Thank god.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:51 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN [Find out more]?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:51 PM
AND TRUST ME ESAU, I KNOW. WE're ALL GOING THROUGH [hell] IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER BUT HE'S GOTTA LEARN TO NOT [poke the bear]
13:52
NOT TO [toot toot] MY OWN HORN BUT I HAVE DONE [thats a lot of damage] TO FOLKS BEFORE AND I DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE WHILE I'M IN MY [12 step program to emotional regulation]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:52 PM
He nods, and shoves more hashbrowns into his mouth
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:52 PM
He's My D-dad now too. I adop-adopted him as one.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:53 PM
looks between Reno and Skunkton, eyebrow raised DAMN I DISAPPEAR FOR A FEW DAYS AND WE GOTA WHOLE FAMILY HERE HUH? [happy family momence] FOR YA'LL!
13:53
lifts his mug in a kind of half-toast
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:53 PM
PEOPLE KEEP ADOPTING THIS [Wet Cardboard Man] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY [Envision]! ! BUT IF IT [Coping mechanism] THEM HAPPY!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:53 PM
AND WHOOPS I [ya shouldnt have spilled yer beans thomas] SKUNKTON, IGNORE ME
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 01:54 PM
Smirks Don't act like you don't like it, dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:55 PM
I'M A MAN OF THE [Pipis] A [Peepiss] PERSON ALWAYS HAVE BEEN!
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:56 PM
snickers P-Pee. Piss.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:56 PM
WE ALL GOTTA [peepiss] SOMETIMES SKUNKYON
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:57 PM
THAT IS [Correct]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:57 PM
ALSO SKUNKTON... WANNA TALK T'YA ALONE SOMETIME, IF POSSIBLE.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:57 PM
I'LL CLEAR MY [Shed][Dull]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:57 PM
ITS A UH. [sensitive personal information]. Y'UNDERSTAND, YEAH?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 01:58 PM
He tilts his head, smile almost mocking, but nods.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:58 PM
nods back, takign another long swig of sludge
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 21-Feb-22 01:58 PM
Sh-should I go? I can go. If. If. IF you need?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:00 PM
NAH IT'S A [conversation 4 later] NO NEED
14:00
NOT GONNA MAKE THE KITCHEN [scatter] JUST TO HAVE A TALK. WE CAN TAKE IT TO MY ROOM LATER ON, SKUNKTON.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:01 PM
nods in understanding and has more of his coolant
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 02:01 PM
Is curious, but keeps eating. None of his business.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 02:02 PM
BACK IN MY DAY THIS COULD ONLY MEAN TWO THINGS: [[Get your things and get off by noon]] [[It's positive]] I DON'T THINK IT'S EITHER THOUGH SO I'LL BE [Frank] IT'S MAKING ME A BIT [Sweaty]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:06 PM
AHEAHAHAHA
14:06
looks skunkton directly in the eyes, face suddenly serious
14:07
SKUNKTON.
14:07
ACTUALLY...... ABOUT THAT.
14:07
he sighs, taking skunkton's free hand. his face is downcast
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 02:08 PM
He's sweating
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:09 PM
I WAS GOING TO [wait and see] UNTIL WE WERE IN [private life - oingo boingo] BUT SINCE YOU ALREADY MENTIONED IT....
14:09
he looks up, gravely serious look on his face
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 02:09 PM
SHUT UP!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:10 PM
THE TEST CAME BACK [positive]. YOU [are the father] AND I EXPECT [monthly child support payments]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 02:10 PM
YOU'RE DOWN ON YOUR [Lucky numbers] KID I DON'T HAVE ANY
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 02:10 PM
Nearly spits his coffee he's laughing so hard
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:10 PM
he can't keep the farce up any longer and breaks down cackling
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:10 PM
gasps The mi-miracle of LIFE.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:11 PM
NO BUT SERIOUSLY. COME TO MY ROOM LATER ON.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 02:12 PM
I'M NOT [[It's occupied!]] RIGHT NOW ARE YOU?
14:12
WHY SORT OUT [Scheduling error] WHAT YOU CAN SORT OUT [Right this instant]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 21-Feb-22 02:12 PM
NO BUT I AM GOING TO TAKE A [monster sized shit] HERE SHORTLY AFTER DRINKING THIS COFFEE SO I MIGHT BE [all tied up] FOR A FEW HOURS.
14:13
aka my puppet master has to work on commissions and also eat food tee hee
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 02:14 PM
[[Understandable, sir, have a nice day]]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 21-Feb-22 06:34 PM
Why do I get the feeling there's shenanigans happening in the next room...?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 07:18 PM
He took refuge back in the kitchen. Too much people, too much noise. He sat back down at the table.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Feb-22 08:44 PM
It seems quieter in the living room now.... He's coming back like a wounded animal.
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 21-Feb-22 10:25 PM
WHY DON"T WE HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS [need a new refrigerator?] THAt'S GOOD?? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH nanaimo ????
nanaimo 6
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Feb-22 11:15 PM
His head is under the faucet, just drinking
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:44 AM
He starts making himself a huge pot of coffee
02:45
Why is he doing this so late at night? Lord knows.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 02:47 AM
meanders into the kitchen, raising an eyebrow at anton as he lights up a cigarette
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:48 AM
H...ello.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 02:50 AM
WHATCHA UP TO?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:51 AM
...Coffee?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 03:02 AM
AT SUCH A LATE HOUR?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:05 AM
....Yes.
03:05
Want some?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 03:06 AM
.... Y'KNOW WHAT. SURE
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:08 AM
YEY! I THOUGHT I WAS IN HOT WATER WITH YOU! He pours two cups of 3am coffee. One for himself, one for Seb. He offers him creamer as well
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:10 AM
he slinks into the kitchen, stomach growling loudly. He checks the cupboards and finds a packet of ramen. He puts some water on the stove to boil and joins Seb and Anton while he waits Late night coffee eh?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:12 AM
He smiles widely, nodding a bit YEP! Sometimes I just have horrible urges at late night! Want some? He raises the pot up, taking a sip of his own drink
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:14 AM
he smiles back Sure, why not? Coffee and instant ramen go together like peanut butter and jelly, you know.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:15 AM
That takes me back to [E-Mailer] Days hahaha! I used to call these Struggle meals.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:17 AM
he chuckles, swirling his coffee in his cup I had a similar time, once me and my groupies gave up our whole carny thing. Tried to make ourselves all respectable adults…some of us succeeded. he sips thoughtfully Others…not so much
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:18 AM
Clicks into the kitchen on his heels, murmuring under his breath I smelled coffee from upstairs. Need some. Please.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:19 AM
I get that. Are you some type of musician as well? He offers Esau the pot wordlessly, giving him a thumbs up, and pointing at the creamer if he wants it
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:20 AM
Takes every iota of his strength not to just start guzzling from the pot, and instead goes and pours himself a cup like a civilized Darkner, and then guzzles that
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:20 AM
he laughs softly Something like that. I always wanted to try and well…now that I have nothing left to lose, why not, y’know?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:22 AM
looking at Esau Rough night?
03:22
Well I believe in you! We all have these rogue dreams...I've even come to find one for myself recently ! I think you will make your break soon!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:23 AM
Little bit! Little bit... He sits at the table with both hands around the mug to feel its warmth Basically [speedrun strats] through a song and now i'm working on a melody but i'm shit at it.
03:23
But i'm worried it's not good enough for Skunkton...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:26 AM
He pats Esau on the shoulder You know, the thing about music is that in the end, it is what ya bring to it. I haven’t known long but you seem like the kind of guy that can really put his heart into things. I’m sure it’ll knock his socks off. he smiles
03:28
and…thanks Anton.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:28 AM
He grins, a little exhausted Thanks. I'm fairly new to songwriting, but i've been writing poetry since I was a youngin'. He drinks more coffee and then pours himself some more, and gesturing to Anton Make sure you listen to this guy, he's got his head on straight.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:29 AM
I’m glad someone here does, because it sure as hell ain’t me.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:33 AM
His cheeks seem to be redder and rounder and he waves with one hand Oh please, You're too flattering. It took a lot of stumbling to get to what I've been doing and I wouldn't even be like this without the help of the other guys.
03:33
One hand washes the other y'know?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:38 AM
Hey, you deserve it, buddy. He smiles and nods. He's confident he'll be up all night now. Good.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:40 AM
Maybe so, but, you seem like a real top notch guy. Don’t sell yourself too short eh? And you know us salesmen, never undersell the top shelf goods. he chuckles
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 03:42 AM
gladly accepts the cup and sits at the table I MEAN. 3 AM COFFEE ISNT THE [brightest ideA] BUT WHOEVER SAID I COULD JUDGE AHEHAHA
03:42
he declines the creamer and sips his coffee black
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:43 AM
I meaaaaannn I thought you were going to scold me Laughing
03:43
Thank you though! I know my value, but I'm just trying to be more mindful of it! I used to be a real asshole once.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:44 AM
Hey Seb. He holds up his mug with a greeting smile
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 03:44 AM
NAH HOW COULD I SCOLD YOU :^)
03:45
waves, and tilts his mug towards Esau EVENIN'
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:46 AM
clinks his mug against Sebs, then everyone else’s To late, sleepless nights! Who needs shuteye anyway
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:47 AM
He cackles Liking you more and more, Saul.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:47 AM
Nice to me!! [WTF] !!
03:47
One to Insomnia! Hooray!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:48 AM
he scoffs, yet smiles. Blushing. Don’t worry I’m sure I’ll find a way to drive ya up the wall soon enough
03:49
the pot of water has boiled over and is hissing on the stove. Oh Shiitake Mushrooms he gets up and quickly fixes it and puts the ramen packets in
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:54 AM
WHOOPS! Happens to the best of us!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 03:56 AM
I USED TO EAT THOSE THINGS RAW
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:57 AM
Oh trust me, I have, but I tend to prefer my food a little more…chewable
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:58 AM
You crumble up the noodles and mix it with cinnamon and sugar. That's what I used to do.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 03:59 AM
Is that…actually good? Or are ya just pulling my leg?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:00 AM
Honest to god. I eat it dry.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:01 AM
Wanna see how I used to eat my ramen?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:01 AM
Sure!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:02 AM
I've had dry noodles before but crushed and with a dip? Never tried with Cinnamon and sugar There are gears grinding in his head right now
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:02 AM
he takes his cup of coffee and pours it into the ramen
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:03 AM
Stares at him just... doing that ...Okay now you're pulling MY leg!
04:03
Looking at Anton And it's true! You crumble up the noodles in the package and then you shake them with cinnamon and sugar youdidnotstealfromthecybergrillatfiveam and then you eat it like a trail mix!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:04 AM
Looks at Esau and Seb with a "Are you seeing this shit" face Oh. OH.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:05 AM
he shrugs never had much time, so I…got creative with my meals. He blows on the ramen food crime and stars eating it up
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:05 AM
Good [?!#@!] lord... that... that can't taste good.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:06 AM
Don’t knock it til ya try it!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:07 AM
He gets up and picks up another ramen packet, then running for the cabinets on tippytoes finding some leftover cinnamon from Rosario's baking and refined sugar, and he places it in front of Esau Please. Show me. I'm too curious for my own good.
04:07
He looks at Saul How would you describe the taste of that?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:10 AM
Bitter. Yet savory. Kinda makes your tongue hurt.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:10 AM
Ohh! New flavor unlocked! Pain!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:11 AM
He smiles With pleasure, it's one of my favorite comfort foods! Quickly he grabs the package Now top ramen, it's gotta be top ramen... He crushes the ramen a little with his hands Crush it a lil, but not too much... He opens one side of the bag and discards the spice package, then begins to liberally sprinkle the dried noodles with cinnamon and sugar, and proceeds to close it and shake it vigorously
04:11
If you can steal yourself some honey or maple syrup it's even better!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:11 AM
finishes his coffee and gets up, grabbing a jar of olives and going to town
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:12 AM
He doesn't stop until the crunchy morsels of dry top ramen are coated in cinnamon and sugar, and then he opens it, grabs a piece, and holds it up to Anton See? Gets all nice and coated. You can put it nuts, or use brown sugar... it all depends on what you can get out of the kitchen before you get caught. He throws the nugget of crushed ramen into his mouth and chews happily
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:13 AM
slurps up the last of his ramen coffee garbage and watches the true chef get to work Wow…actually looks pretty good.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:14 AM
Kept me doing a lot on the street. Ramen is easy to buy with peanuts, and honestly most diners don't notice when you take their condiments if you order a coffee first.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:14 AM
He makes a face towards Seb What the fuck?
04:15
Esau! You really know how to do this! He hesitantly takes a chip and tries it.....He likes it!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:16 AM
For the record the men's bathroom in the Cyber Girl usually has the hottest water for making your ramen straight... and if you sneak into the kitchen and manage to find curry powder you can almost pretend you're eating a real meal! He laughs
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:17 AM
looks Anton in the eyes and chugs the jar
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:18 AM
He quickly goes to the cabinet and finds... paydirt! Honey and white chocolate chips! Oh we're cookin' with gas now! He rushes back to the table to add honey and chips to his ramen, closing the package and shaking it up again until it's sticky and chocolatey
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:18 AM
WITHOUT A TOOTHPICK????
04:18
WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:18 AM
NOPE, ITS UNECESSARY
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:19 AM
COME ON MAN AT LEAST USE A FORK OR SOMETHING!!! DO THESE HAVE PITS?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:20 AM
JUST PIMENTO
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:20 AM
Leave him alone, canned olives are great!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:20 AM
THANK YOU AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE GETS IT
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:20 AM
WHO SAID I DON'T LIKE OLIVES?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:21 AM
One time, I stole a jar of olives from the Mansion garbage chute, and it was black olives stuffed with truffles... it was the most delicis thing I ever ate. Except I think it was expired...
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:21 AM
holds out the remaining olives to anton WELL HERE THEN
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:22 AM
Oh PLEASE i need to treat you with better olives then! He takes a few from Seb GLARING daggers at him as he gets a toothpick from the counter, sticks it to them and starts eating it
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:23 AM
sticks his tongue out at anton
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:24 AM
Sticks his tongue back
04:24
I should bring the fancy [italian] olives here sometime
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:24 AM
That would be incredible.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:26 AM
I'm a fan of Gaetas and Taggiasca! I am a fan of sweets and fruits, THAT includes olives He finishes the olives and moves back to eating chips BUT I can get any other upon request!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:27 AM
Happily eating his ramen, he holds the little bag out to Seb Try one, cleanse your palette.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:30 AM
grabs one and chomps it down DELICIS
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:30 AM
THEY'RE SO GOOD ! I'M DEFINITELY TRYING TO MAKE MY OWN LATER
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:32 AM
If you don't wanna get your hands sticky you can eat them with chopsticks!
04:33
Or a spoon. Like cereal.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:34 AM
Like [cinnamon toast crunch]?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:35 AM
Laughs Who the hell can afford [name brand cereal]?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:36 AM
Pointing at himself
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:38 AM
Well obviously you can. He chuckles I used to get top ramen for fifty cents on sale at the corner store.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:42 AM
Well now I can always buy anything anyone misses or is craving! Might as well enjoy it while we can, you know?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:43 AM
He pauses mid-bite ...While we can... Y-Yeah! Hell yes, of course!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:45 AM
He smiles, less enthusiastically I mean while I'm still rich! I can't rely on it exactly. But I can afford a little splurging for now.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:47 AM
Oh! Right! Heh, then you better stay rich for a long time, ya here? Not sure what i'd do if I had to leave this place... Go back to living in a [goddamn garbage can] probably! Heaehaehehee... He seems a little better, emptying the package of ramen into his mouth
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:49 AM
raises an eyebrow at anton
04:49
ARE YOU SO SURE YOURE GOING TO [lose it] ALL?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:50 AM
He looks to the side, a little nervously WELL IT'S NOT THAT I'LL LOSE EVERYTHING. I HAVE YOU AND THE OTHERS. IT'S JUST....
04:53
While he's busy trying to think up of an excuse, his hand joints seem to take that puppety appearance once again WITH ALL THAT HAPPENS IS A BIT HARD TO NOT EXPECT THE WORST, SO I'M NOT TAKING IT FOR GRANTED, YOU KNOW? I'LL FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL UNTIL THE END BUT... OH GEEZ IS THAT THE DOOR? LET ME OPEN IT HEAHEAHEA
04:53
He runs out of the kitchen. He'll be back though
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:54 AM
Watches him leave and crumples up the wrapper before wiping his mouth with the back of his hand ...Sorry, Seb.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:54 AM
he looks at him go, his eyebrows knit in worry ITS OKAY ESAU.
04:55
sighs, lighting up a second cigarette .... he doesn't give himself enough credit.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 04:56 AM
He doesn't. He's a good guy. I'll admit I don't know him that well, like, but he was the first Spamton I met in the Chamber.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 04:57 AM
did you know he told off that [phone guy from FNAF?!?!????] months ago at this point? And his sales as far as I can tell? Still [rock solid]
04:58
.... It only took about a month for my shit to [Go down the drain] after Mike stopped callin'.
04:58
I think if he was gonna [crash] it'd have happened already.
05:00
the people, his people, in cyber city? They fuckin adore him. Not to the same level as pink shudders, thinking about it but genuinely [let us adore you] him. Cause he makes the effort. He talks to em
05:00
I'm proud of him, ya know? He did it all himself
🥺 5
05:01
he just can't [seeing is believing]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:05 AM
He nods, smiling a little Yeah... it's... hard. Though. To find the worth in yourself. Even when you're successful and people like you, there's always that shroud, you know? Some folks deal with it better than others, but others... don't. I think what makes the biggest difference is just... having those people around that care about you. People who really love you. If you can't believe in yourself, you know, you can believe in them. Real people, not the Mikes of the world. I don't think Mike knows how to love.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:06 AM
If he does he sure ain't [Show n Tell] me. Couldn't work up the courage to break it off with him myself though
05:08
Anton though? Maybe I'm [biased opinion] but he's the best of us. He's trying his [ass off] every day [24/7] to take care of everyone. I worry he's gonna [run himself ragged] and [total burn!!] Out.
05:08
He's definitely helped me be a better [spamton g spamton] though, that's for sure
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:09 AM
Mike... [Mike]... His dealmakers go fuzzy a moment, like static Heh, you think you know a guy. You think you've got family for once that gets you. Someone who doesn't care that you don't fit in. Who celebrates it, even! And then they're gone. Poof! True colours, there they are... but the only one who can see them is you. He shakes the static out of his eyes and looks back at Seb You Anton's family?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:10 AM
I'm his [funkle] [fake uncle] but to me at least I consider him real family
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:11 AM
He is on the edge of the kitchen trying to hear whatever's going on before he actually enters, a little nervous
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:11 AM
He's smiling broadly He's so lucky to have you. He really is.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:12 AM
heh, more like the other way around
05:12
[flip it turnways]
05:13
he's done so much good for me it's like I'm a different [spamton g spamton] than I was when I first got here
05:13
I just hope I can help him even [half n half] as much
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:13 AM
Nah, listen, it goes both ways. People like you, you don't happen by accident. Something brought you two together. The universe knew you'd be right for each other. Something... something incredible thought you needed each other.
05:14
I think... I think something knew we all needed to be here.
05:14
I think it knew you needed a family.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:14 AM
smiles, flicking some ash from his cigarette normally not one for [predestination] shit but y'mjght be on to something there
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:15 AM
Believe me, I wasn't a fan until I got here, but I was tellin' Spence, I think this place saved my life. Maybe it did the same to the rest of us.
05:16
Where would we be if we hadn't wound up here? Living in the trash? Hating ourselves? Cursing god? I don't know about you, but I don't want to go back to that life. I'd rather die.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:17 AM
Yeah I'm quite [comfy cozy] here myself
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:18 AM
But, yeah... You maybe lucky to have Anton, but he's just as lucky to have you. That's... that's a real family. And a real loved one is the ticket anyone needs to a better life.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:18 AM
.... Though I have almost [die] here several times
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:18 AM
Yeah, well, don't. Stop doing that. He laughs
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:20 AM
and I did [file not found]
05:20
.... takes another long. Long drag from his cig
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:22 AM
He stops laughing, and inhales deeply, leading into a sigh And yet, here you are. He smiles
05:23
If you're not meant to be here for yourself, maybe you're here for him.
05:26
Maybe that's just me being sappy but where i'm from, you find a person that lights your life up and you don't let them go... Someone who you can be proud of and who's proud of you in return. He shrugs and laughs I always said i'm pretty spiritual, but no one knows who i'm worshiping.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:26 AM
Soft uees in the background
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:28 AM
AHEAHA well I'm definitely proud of hi- do you hear something?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:28 AM
He blinks, and quickly turns around ... Hey buddy.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:28 AM
He clears his throat and walks in awkwardly. His eyes still a little wet Hey.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:29 AM
he turns bright red, a bit embarrassed HEY THERE KID
05:29
YOU DOIN' [A-OKAY]?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:31 AM
His face is also red YES! 100% DANDY!
05:32
JUST OPENED THE DOOR FOR ONE OF SPENCER'S FRIENDS AND GOT SOMETHING IN MY [Specil eyes]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:33 AM
He stands up WELP I should probably... probably leave you two alone...
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:36 AM
Oh well. I won't hold you but I like your company though! You're a real treat to talk to, I hope you know that!
05:36
I'm definitely taking notes on that Ramen delight if I ever crave a Struggle meal!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:38 AM
He blinks, and smiles at Anton. He's touched. Thank you. You too, pal. Seriously, try it with a little curry powder and even a pinch of nutmeg. Better than it sounds, I promise. He gives Anton a friendly pat on the shoulder before scurrying out, but still not going down on all fours, just nervously rushing up the stairs
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:40 AM
Noted, Thank you Esau! He waves him goodbye as he leaves and returns to sit on the table.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:43 AM
waves after Esau before looking back at Anton SOMETHING IN YOUR SPECIL EYES ?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:46 AM
YES
05:46
Appreciation.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:47 AM
coughs, but he's smiling
05:47
HOW MUCH YOU HEAR ME [blather on] ABOUT?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:50 AM
Not everything! I have [auditory processing disorder] But I heard enough to say... You definitely help me
05:51
In more ways than you realize! You have no idea how much honestly. Even in other lives... I think you'd be an important part of my life. And for the better!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:52 AM
raises his eyebrow OTHER LIVES, HUH...?
05:53
beeps and whirrs a bit, it feels like something is scratching at his memory but he can't quite reach it
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 05:54 AM
I MEAN... WE DID TURN INTO HUMANS AT SOME POINT DIDN'T WE? IT'D BE NICE IF WE WERE FRIENDS IN HUMAN WORLD TOO SEBBY He rubs his back, embarrassed, really hoping this lie works. It sure looks like something he's done before
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 05:57 AM
he blinks, staring at Anton. It's like there's an after image superimposed over him, and the room. It's no longer just a kitchen, but the inside of a van that has been converted into a home. Anton is both as he is normally, but also his human form as well, copying the same motion. He blink again, and it's gone.
05:59
hes reaches out for anton and holds his hand, squeezing. YEAH. YEAH IT WOULD ANTON.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 06:02 AM
He holds back, bringing another one to cup the two hands reassuringly. This really reminds him of all the dreams and memories he's been having I think we are... .... ... 💀
06:02
Coffer running out
06:04
I'm tired. I think we should probably go upstairs instead of having a [Kitchen moment], what do you think?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 06:05 AM
he can't help it, he laughs before nodding, yawning a bit THINK I GOTTA AGREE KID, SOUNDS LIKE AN [all star] PLAN
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 06:08 AM
He yawns as well, these are contagious, and gets up, still holding his hand Yeah! We did a lot today!!! Mostly get pelted by water but you know, That takes energy! And you even said once [I WOULD DISSOLVE IN THE WATER] so I bet you're pretty tired too
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 22-Feb-22 06:08 AM
AHEHAHA YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
06:08
LETS CRASH FOR THE NIGHT KID
06:09
stands and follows Anton upstairs
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 01:50 PM
Wakes up with a snore face down in his empty ramen/coffee bowl Wh huh
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 01:52 PM
Making coffee Morning, buddy! Coffee? You can have some if you promise not to put it in more ramen.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 01:52 PM
he smiles, picking a piece of ramen out of his stubble Sounds like a Great Deal!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 01:55 PM
Pours him a cup of coffee and slides it in front of him before finding the biggest cup there is and making himself a cup
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 01:56 PM
he groggily gets up and scrubs his bowl in the sink before walking over to Esau and leaning on the countertop. He takes a long sip of coffee and hums. Not bad not bad. So, how did the song writing go?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 01:59 PM
I have been nothing but writing songs for the last three days.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 01:59 PM
MORNING FELLOW [Salesman_of_the_year_1997.jpeg]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 01:59 PM
👍
13:59
Morning, dad. Slides him a cup of coffee
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:00 PM
HEY! He's surprised by the cup, but takes it gladly, inspecting the contents for a moment. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO [Oppa homeless style] FOR IT!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:01 PM
Mornin’, Stripes. You sleep well?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:01 PM
THIS PLACE REALLY DOES HAVE [All]
14:01
LIKE THE [Dead] HEAEHAHEAHE
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:02 PM
Relax, I didn't poison it. Laughs Strong, though. I need it to stay awake.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:03 PM
I DON'T [Trust issues] THAT EASY THOUGH BUT THANKS
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:03 PM
Do you…sleep? Like…ever?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:04 PM
Sometimes. I hate sleeping. I hate being unconscious and on top of that I sleep really lightly. Almost everything wakes me up. He sips I'd rather be working.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:04 PM
HEAHEAHE, I USED TO BE LIKE THAT You know what happened?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:05 PM
I don’t know much about how you puppet folks work but, I imagine some shuteye now and then would do ya good.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:05 PM
Hey, I don't not sleep! I just know when you get something up in your head you need to get it out before you forget it. It's important.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:07 PM
Good, good. I think that nap I took in my ramen bowl was the best sleep I’ve had in a decade! Ehahah. Maybe I should eat it before bed every night he scratches his chin, genuinely considering it
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:07 PM
He gets really close to Esau, looking him right in the eyes, ignoring the lack of answer. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED [The Shining (1980)] IMAGINE THAT IN [Pandora's Box]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:07 PM
[All work and no play], eh?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:09 PM
Sounds pretty Jeepers Creepers, Stripes
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:10 PM
It's dead silent for a moment. HEAEHAEHA I'M [Pulling a leg] WITH YOU I HAD A [Hissy fit] ON LIVE TELEVISION! AND MY [M.D] TOLD ME TO GO ON [Vacation in Paradisiac rivers] FOR A WHILE And my hair started falling. BUT OH WELL! THAT'S HOW IT IS IN THIS [Bench] OF A [Planet]! !
14:10
POINT IS SLEEP IS [The most important meal of the day]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:11 PM
Yeah! You should listen to your Ol’ Man.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:11 PM
OH NO HE'S NOT [One of mine] TOO OLD FOR THAT
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:11 PM
Chortles [Father knows best], right?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:12 PM
WE JUST HAD A [Bonding Montage] THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH PAINS
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:13 PM
Aw, makin’ your own family? Sounds nice.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:14 PM
I GUESS SO I DON'T SEE THE [Appeal] ON ME BUT THEY SEEM TO LIKE IT AS LONG AS [Help needed] I THINK
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:15 PM
Hey, Skunkton, I did have one question. How do you do that shit with the background vocals and the mood lighting?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:15 PM
. . .
14:16
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:16 PM
Oh. He laughs I was kinda hoping you'd show me how.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:17 PM
I JUST START [Sing your heart out] AND IT HAPPENS
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:17 PM
You can do that?? Yeah, show me too sometime will ya?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:17 PM
I LEARNED [Recent events] I CAN DO THAT WITH BARKING TOO
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:18 PM
Barking? Like. Woof woof bark bark awooooo?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:18 PM
NO
14:18
CARNIVAL BARKING
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:19 PM
I know, I heard it from upstairs one day. Good calliope.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:19 PM
Ah right, I used to do that.
14:19
not the dog barking
14:19
the other kind
14:19
obviously
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:19 PM
SOMETIMES I DO IT TOO KEEPS [Subjects] AWAY
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hulksmasher79 22-Feb-22 02:20 PM
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 22-Feb-22 02:20 PM
Good morning
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:20 PM
[A]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 22-Feb-22 02:20 PM
He came through the kitchen ceiling hole
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:20 PM
You're... really gonna hurt yourself doin' that one day.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:20 PM
HIS LEGS ARE MADE OF [ ] IT'S FINE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 22-Feb-22 02:21 PM
[ I will never die.]
14:21
He so joyfully starts making some cereal
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:21 PM
flinches but is kind of used to the madness already Mornin’. Don’t think we properly met…outside the battlefield super soaker war flashbacks
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:21 PM
WHO'S KEEPING YOU [Up], ROCKSTAR?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 22-Feb-22 02:22 PM
Oh [hayyyy] I’m Serafino! Just call me [Sera]. Lucky charm cereal bowl made. He starts eating Who me?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:23 PM
[[You there]] WHICH [Divine intervention] IS KEEPING YOU ALIVE?
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 22-Feb-22 02:26 PM
Spamton walks in. That's probably not a very uncommon occurance. HOLY [Cungadero] A BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN WITH [Nearly-decrepit] INHABITANTCE
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:27 PM
Another one? That's two new Spams in two days?
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 22-Feb-22 02:28 PM
[2 for 1 Specil]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:28 PM
LOOK AT THIS [Bloke] OVER THERE WELCOME GRAB A [Coffer]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:28 PM
Hey, I cleaned up a bit he chuckles I guess I’m not the new guy any more, that didn’t take long
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:29 PM
UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN [Christened] YOU'RE STILL THE NEW GUY
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 22-Feb-22 02:29 PM
This Spamton is particularly short. He stands on top of a chair in order to reach the counter. I LOVETHE SMELL OF [Coughing] IN THE MORNING
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 22-Feb-22 02:30 PM
[[You there]] WHICH [Divine intervention] IS KEEPING YOU ALIVE?
@SKUNKTON G; [Spamton]] (@94 dollar shipping fee) - [jump [Lol] you don’t wanna [meet em]
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Ohhh you’re [small] Reminds [me] of [me]
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 22-Feb-22 02:31 PM
MY [Terrifying stature] IS OVER [Two feet] TALL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:32 PM
HEAHEHAEHA YOU DON'T WANNA MEET MY [Guy] EITHER WHAT A [CharNotFound] THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS [Marketable]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:32 PM
Christened? What do ya mean? Is there some kinda initiation? Better not be and feathers and shaving cream
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 22-Feb-22 02:33 PM
[[Baptism]]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:33 PM
I’m not that tall, but around here, I feel kind of like a giant sometimes ehahaha
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:33 PM
OF COURSE, I MEAN ! He stays frozen in place for a while before resuming his movement. YOU GET THE [Image]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 22-Feb-22 02:34 PM
I got [raptured]
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 22-Feb-22 02:35 PM
THIS [Beans] DRINK TASTES LIKE !
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:35 PM
He nods at Sera, understanding. WE DO THAT SOMETIMES!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:37 PM
Sorry, that's just how I make it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:39 PM
IT'S GOOD! [[I'M MELTING HELP ME]] [Stomach lining]! COULDN'T ASK FOR BETTER SLUDGE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:40 PM
starts gargling the coffee as his normal morning routine
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:43 PM
YOU ALL NEED [F1]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:43 PM
Swallows and sets his mug down with a satisfied grin Welp, guitar isn’t gunna practice itself. Probably. Though I’ve seen some weird stuff in this house.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:43 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:43 PM
Can I watch?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:44 PM
NOTHING [Unnatural] HAPPENS IN THE SPAMTON HOUSE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:44 PM
Oh you know, the weird slimy thing in the bathroom. At least it respects privacy he shivers
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 22-Feb-22 02:44 PM
You ever wanna [guitar jam session] together, come find me Hes washing his dish right now
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:46 PM
And of course ya can Esau! Though I can’t promise I’ll always be in tune ehahaha
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:46 PM
IT'S A [Buddy]!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:46 PM
Thanks Sera, I’ll take ya up on that sometime.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:46 PM
Laughs I'm sure it's fine! It's can't be any worse than my singing!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:47 PM
CAN'T BE THAT BAD!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:48 PM
I'm no rock star, but it's good enough for what I need.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:50 PM
his smiles, his eyes crinkling fondly, no ones ever wanted to hear him before. It’s…a nice feeling Well, I’ll be practicing in the living room…if you’d like to stop by. He cleans his mug in the sink before grabbing his guitar, giving a little wave goodbye to the folks in the kitchen before heading to the living room
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Feb-22 02:51 PM
He sets his mug down and elbows Esau LET'S THROW HIM A [Dime], EH? THIS PLACE IS FULL OF [Musical talents] NOW
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 22-Feb-22 02:52 PM
Nods and heads into the common area
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 22-Feb-22 02:57 PM
I NEED TO [Bakery] Spamton hops onto the counter, and a cartoon ball of dust envelops him. Various silly sounds can be heard, including that of a powerdrill. Then, the sound of a kitchen timer going off. The dust clears, and he is holding this.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Feb-22 12:30 AM
He's here again, working on that coffee machine.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 23-Feb-22 12:31 AM
HAVE YOU TRYED [Restart]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 12:31 AM
I just kick it a little.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Feb-22 12:32 AM
[Cheese and crackers] YOU SCARED ME [Shortstack]! ! I CAN WORK THIS
00:32
I CAN SPEAK ITS [Siren song]
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 23-Feb-22 12:32 AM
[E sharp]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Feb-22 12:32 AM
[B flat]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 12:32 AM
You know what? You guys got it, i'm gonna go sit with Spence. He leaves
00:33
He reaches into a drawer a moment to look for something, and then grabs it and goes
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Feb-22 12:34 AM
He turns back to the coffee machine and continues on. It's not that hard to operate, despite looking like a car engine. He takes long, but that's only because he's making enough coffee for everyone in the living room, because he's feeling generous today.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 23-Feb-22 12:34 AM
* Spamton is drinking the coffee creamer.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 01:52 AM
If he stays in the kitchen, maybe they won’t gun for his weird-ass soul.
01:54
He just has to make some soup for…however long it takes for someone else to handle them.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:31 AM
Pokes his head into the kitchen and heads up to him, smiling Boo!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:32 AM
He screams an undignified scream.
02:32
Jesus CHRIST, Essie.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:33 AM
He laughs I'm sorry! I saw the opportunity and I took it! He blushes a little as he tugs his shirt down a little bit to show him the zipper Promised i'd let the little guy out now and again, we seemed to strike an agreement.
02:33
Thanks for the idea...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:34 AM
He calms down, still a bit shaken, but not enough to stop smiling.
02:34
Don’t mention it.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:36 AM
He blinks, and tugs his shirt back over the zipper I know this must all be really weird... being surrounded by Spamtons, only a few of which are human like you are... I don't blame ya for being rattled... but for what it's worth... He meets his eyes, rather seriously I am... so glad you are here, Spencer...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:36 AM
He chuckles.
02:37
For what it’s worth I don’t regret coming here at all. And…I’m glad you’re here too.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:39 AM
He reaches out to him, and his hand hovers over his arm a moment before clasping onto his shoulder with a jovial little shake. His heart isn't pounding against the inside of his chest anymore, but he can feel it purring and rumbling. ...Are you making soup?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:40 AM
Just about to finish making it! Probably gonna save it for tomorrow, though. Was just trying to keep my hands busy.
02:41
Which reminds me, can we please go upstairs one of the new guys has a human soul and I dunno if he’s gonna go for mine
02:41
His smile’s nervous.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:44 AM
Oh hell. Yeah, sure. Of course. He lets his hand slide down... and take his hand carefully You can even hide behind me. If he goes for ya i'll give him a good kick. He smirks
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:45 AM
Okay thanks let’s get the hell out of here
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 02:47 AM
He holds onto his hand firmly as they leave the kitchen. Sorry soup, someone will have to eat you another day
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 03:55 AM
…Oh sweet. Soup.
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03:59
slurps the soup in an upsettingly loud fashion and without a spoon
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 02:01 PM
J walks into the kitchen, looking at Saul and laughing quietly. How's the soup?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 03:06 PM
wakes up with a snort, his face in the bowl of soup, he sits up but the bowl stays stuck to his face ‘S good soup! …Hey who turned out the lights
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 03:25 PM
He snorted, pulling the bowl off his face. There you go. Bet you enjoyed that!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 03:35 PM
he blushes, soup dripping off his face Ehaha, yeah. Good soup!
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 03:37 PM
He set the bowl aside, giving him a napkin. Just try to be careful next time, 'lright?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 03:38 PM
he wipes the soup off his face Th-thanks. What can I say, I love to eat. Ehahaha.
15:38
So, how are ya settling into this place?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 03:40 PM
He sat down on one of the chairs nect to him. Eh, I guess I'm doing alright. At least, Pipis seems to like the place!
15:44
He pet the little chick with his finger, at which it peeped happily.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 03:46 PM
He gives a great big smile as he looks at the little chick Good to hear the lil man is happy ehahaha, say, has he had anything to eat yet?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 03:53 PM
J let it perch on his finger. No, not really... I was actually hoping to find something to feed it with here. Like seeds, or something...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:00 PM
he hums, getting up and starting to open drawers and cabinets looking for something. Under the sink he happens to find a bird feeder and a bag of seed Jackpot!
16:01
he finds a little bowl and fills it up, placing it in front of J
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:01 PM
J chuckled, smiling broadly. Aw yeah! Pipis, we got you food! The bird let our a loud and obviously happy peep and hopped down onto the table, pecking seeds out of the bowl.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 23-Feb-22 04:09 PM
H3YDOES THIS FREAZER HAVE ANY [Benanjerrys]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:17 PM
he watched Pipis fondly, his chin propped up with his hand There ya go. Don’t eat too fast though.
16:18
He glances up at the freezer, lips pursed Not sure buddy, ya need a boost up there?
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 23-Feb-22 04:18 PM
* Spamton climbs into the freezer.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:19 PM
he walks over and watches Any rocket pops in there?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:21 PM
The chick soon ate its fill, hopping over to J, tweeting. He smacked his hand on his forehead softly. Oh, sorry! I forgot about the water. He stood up, pouring some in a flat dish, placing it back in front of the bird.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 23-Feb-22 04:21 PM
* A rocket pop is ejected from the freezer. It's pink, yellow, and white...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:22 PM
the rocket pop smacks him in the face and he falls over with a cartoonish kind of grace
16:23
as in, no grace at all
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:23 PM
J snorted and burst out laughing, bending over in his chair.
16:24
Oh you- you did just not- pffhahahha!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:25 PM
He limply picks up the rocket pop Oh cool…limited edition banana raspberry…my favorite
16:26
he gets up, unwraps it, and starts going to town on it. It’s a bare popsicle stick in seconds.
16:26
Hey buddy, let me know if you need help out of that freezer…
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:26 PM
He slowly composed himself, wiping his eyes from tears of laughter. Haha, sweet. At least you got hit in the face with your favourite one! And whoa, you seem like you have a lot of experience! That disappeared fast...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:39 PM
he blushes brightly Oh, ehahaha. Yeah. Eating is kind of my talent.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:40 PM
He chuckled. It's a nice talent to have, at least. I'm not judging. Do you know if there's one more?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:43 PM
Hmm he reaches in on his tippy toes, being careful to reach around the little man already in the freezer, and pulls one out Here’s one!
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`he brings it over to J and sits back down with him and Pipis
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:45 PM
J clapped his hands together, accepting the popsicle. Sweet! Thank you. `Pipis immediately hopped over to the man, peeping and pecking his hand lightly.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:48 PM
Curious lil guy ain’t ya? he smiles, opening up his hand for Pipis. Pipis crawls in and gets comfy
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:50 PM
He watched them, smiling and eating his popsicle slowly. He didn't really like the cold on his teeth, so made sure not to bite it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 04:56 PM
he starts humming softly, he knows his voice isn’t the softest, but he hopes it’s comforting for the little chick. It starts to look drowsy, it’s belly full of seeds. He smiles, before realizing he’s being watched. He stops humming. Oh, uh. Song stuck in my head. That’s all.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 04:58 PM
J blushed a little from the embarrassment, turning his face away. The chick in Saul's hands settled down for a bit, soon fast asleep in his hands. Oh, uh, it's quite alright. I actually liked it... You have a nice voice.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:01 PM
He blushes, fiddling with his glasses with his free hand Y-you think so? Ah, th-thank you.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:02 PM
He nods, smiling shyly at him. Yeah, it sounded very comforting...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:05 PM
He puts his glasses on, hiding his eyes N-No ones said that before, usually I’m told I sound like an old alley cat that needs to be put down, ehahaha!
17:05
he’s quiet for a moment
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:06 PM
J looked at him with wide eyes, surprised. Why would they say that? This sounded beautiful...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:08 PM
He hides his face in the collar of his jacket B-Beautiful? Now yer pullin’ my leg ehahah.
17:09
he clears his throat, looking down at Pipis, trying to pull himself back together
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:10 PM
He frantically waved his hands. I-I swear I'm not! It's true! The bird was comfortably nestled up in his hands, looking content while it was sleeping.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:11 PM
S-So, Pipis is a chicken right? Funny animals, chickens. Never had one. But I knew some folks in the old carnival I worked at that had a farm. Never been to a farm either. Ehaha. he chatters on and on and on
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:14 PM
J tried to make sense of it, but soon gave up, listeing closely and nodding every now and then, showing that he's still listening.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:18 PM
after a good couple minutes, he stops yammering with a sigh. He slowly puts his glasses back onto his forehead, looks at J and back at Pipis. You seem like a good kid, this lil guy is lucky to have ya.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:23 PM
J's face flushes and he flashes him a meek smile. T-Thank you, sir.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:24 PM
He smiles, patting him on the back Y’know, I think you’ll do alright. Be smarter than I was at your age.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:29 PM
I'll try to, sir! Besides, who's going to care for Pipis if I fail? He smiles a bit solemnly, reaching to pet the little chick gently.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:33 PM
You’ve got friends here. If anything happens, we’ll be here for ya.
17:34
and…it’s not so much about success or failure. It’s about picking yourself up and keepin’ going. Even if it’s not what you started off doin’.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:34 PM
He choked out a crooked smile, looking down on his hands. Thank you. This... This already makes me feel better.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:35 PM
Good, just know this guy is rootin’ for ya, ehaha He ruffles his hair affectionately
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:38 PM
J cackled quietly, holding back tears, smiling. T-thank you so much... His voice was barely a whisper, but it was enough.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:40 PM
his brow furrows You alright, kiddo? I mean I know I smell pretty bad, but since I took a shower it shouldn’t be enough to bring ya to tears anymore ehaha
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:42 PM
He laughs, wiping his eyes. N-no, it's not that! It's from relief. Sorry if I'm being a crybaby. I just... Need to get this out of my system, I guess.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:45 PM
he smiles, searching his pockets and happening to find a hankey. It has little chickens patterned around the edges. He hands it to J
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:49 PM
J smiled at him, taking it and wiping his face, then carefully folding it and placing it onto the table, smiling at Saul. Thank you. I'll wash it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Feb-22 05:51 PM
You can keep it he winks with a smile
17:52
he carefully places Pipis back onto the table and gets up with a groan, he pops his back and shoulders Take it easy, kid. I’ll be around if ya need me.
17:52
he picks up his guitar and leaves the room
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Spamton J BOT 23-Feb-22 05:53 PM
Oh! Thank you. Have a good one! J waved him goodbye, watching him leave the room.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 23-Feb-22 08:00 PM
* Spamton crawls out of the freezer covered in icicles. * He is holding a Ben & Jerry's. * It is labeled "savory slime flavored". * One shudders to imagine what it tastes like. * He eats the entire thing, container and all...
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Playerton BOT 24-Feb-22 12:29 AM
He's found himself in the kitchen, and is now bumping the counter in some... attempt to make food? He's slapping the Pipis from his inventory and some strawberry jelly. Dear god.
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Playerton BOT 24-Feb-22 12:37 AM
He's now putting chocolate on the Pipis. Oh god.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:02 AM
UHHH...
01:02
HEY BUDDY LEMME JUST SLIP PAST YA...
01:03
heads to the sink. Gets a glass of water and drinks it.
01:04
Heck if he knows what a pipis is but it actually smells good in here.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:08 AM
Stumbles into the kitchen and slams his hands on the table ...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:10 AM
Startled, drops his glass in the sink [A]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:10 AM
[A]
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 01:10 AM
That woke J up, and he jumped, almost falling out of the chair. Whuh-
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:11 AM
`sees J
01:11
OH THANK GOD ANOTHER HUMAN
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:11 AM
Jamming his finger on the table WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA BE A [?!@!@] HORSE??
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 01:12 AM
He looked at them both, still confused. What horse?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:13 AM
THERE'S SOME DANGERO U S STUFF GOING ON OUTSIDE. I FEEL MUCH SAFER [rite] [hear] THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
01:13
SOME KIND OF [Magic Kingdom] VIRUS???
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:14 AM
Sniffs Maybe I should be a horsns. I'm lonelee.
01:14
This man has two bottles of whiskey in him and he's 5'4"
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:15 AM
WHAT? NO, YOU DONT WANN NA BE A HORSE, CMON, reaches up and takes the empty bottle from Esau HOW 'BOUT WE CUT YOU OFF FOR THE NIGHT,
01:16
WE LL KEEP YOU COMPANY. [Rite], UH,
01:16
gestures at J WHAT S YOU R NAME\
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:17 AM
Runs his hand down his face Uggggh...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:19 AM
fixes a glass of water for Esau
01:20
TAKE IT YOU N3ED IT
01:20
steps on a pipis UGH>?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:20 AM
Chugs them down and proceeds to put his head under the sink and shower himself with cold water
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:20 AM
...YEA KEEP THAT UP WHATEVER HELPS BUD DY
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:22 AM
NOW"S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [http://endless.horse]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:22 AM
Lifts his head up and throws his head back, his hair is now even more cowlicky than usual Towel pls.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:22 AM
AH HI LIL GUY
01:22
UH grabs towel from fridge door
01:22
hands to esau
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:23 AM
Starts to dry himself off
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:23 AM
looks at lil guy... DID YOU MAKE ALL THIS? gestures to choco pipis delights on counter
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:24 AM
WHY THE [$%?#] WOULD I [Making] THAT
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:24 AM
I DUNNO, NO ONE ELSE IS HERE
01:25
SORRY> WHERE ARE MY MANNERs. squats down HI. I M GROVER. NICE TO MEET YOU.
01:25
extends a hand
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:26 AM
Looks like he has the world's worst fucking bedhead now that's he's dry ............. Yeah this might as well be happening.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:29 AM
* Spamton shakes Grover's hand. NICE TO [Meat] YOU I HOPE WE CAN BE COME [Acquaintances]
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:29 AM
smiles WE VERY WELL MIGHT!
01:29
looks at esau
01:29
stands
01:30
YOU O K A Y [Bud Light] ? MAYBE YOU BETTER [Lye] DOWN
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:30 AM
Smoothing his hair down No, no, i'm better. I'm fine.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:32 AM
OKAY> OKAY COOL. IN THAT CASE, UH,
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:32 AM
YOU BETTER [Fine] WE CANT AFFORD HEALTH INSURANTS
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:32 AM
WOULD YOU MIND [Answering machine] SOME QUESTIONS FOR ME?
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:34 AM
He pours himself some coffee and sits down Alright, shoot.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:36 AM
... WHERE ARE WE?
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:36 AM
[Hyperlink blocked]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:36 AM
This is the Spamton Chamber house... thing. It's where Spamtons tend to congregate from all over the place.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:37 AM
IM SPAMTON.
01:37
HOW...
01:37
EVERYONE HAS MY GLASSES.
01:37
IS...
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:38 AM
Yeah, because you're a Spamton.
01:38
We all are, some of us just go by different names.
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 01:38 AM
J just watches the chaos unfold, munching on leftover bird seeds.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:38 AM
ITS [Two for one Specil]
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:38 AM
clears throat. OKAY. OKAY.
01:39
AND SOME SPAMTONS ARE HUMANS, LIKE US, gestures at J
01:39
AND OTHERS ARE> IM SORRY. I TONT KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE YOU.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:39 AM
She reaches the kitchen entrance before starting to pace again, thinking of the best words to say. They're all thrown out of the window when she sees a bunch of new spams.
01:39
And me!
01:39
Think I was the first human here!
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:40 AM
I AM [Salesman] CONGRATULATIONS ON [It's a girl!]
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:40 AM
Looks at Spence AH THATS A RELIEF! THERE S MORE
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:40 AM
Smiles brightly Spence! You're not a horse!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:41 AM
...I don't have the energy to unpack that statement. Yeah! I'm not a horse!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:41 AM
Thank god!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:41 AM
...I'm not even gonna ask for context. It's just good to see you again.
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Playerton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:41 AM
Joke about taking their soul >Humans are actually cool I guess. OH [Neato]!! I HAD NO IDEA A [Numer One Rated Salesman1997] COULD BE A [[Real Boy]]!!!
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:41 AM
It's always good to see you, Spence. He holds up his coffee meaningfully
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:42 AM
She blushes.
01:42
Yeah. It's good to see you too.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:43 AM
He gestures to the table Might as well sit, with the Trojan outside we might be here for the long haul.
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 01:43 AM
J looks at her, smiling and waving. Hello! It's nice to see you. My name's J! And you're Spence?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:43 AM
...Yeah! I am.
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 01:44 AM
I just wanted to say - you look great! This dress suits you.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:44 AM
HOW DID THERE BECOME [Contagion] I THOUGHT THIS WAS [Pocket dimension]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:44 AM
.....Might change the name soon, though. Starting to feel like I need a new one.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:44 AM
We love to see it!
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 01:45 AM
Yeah! If you feel like it, then definitely change it.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:46 AM
CONGRATIONS ON BECOMING THE [Hochi Mama] OF YOUR DREAMS
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:46 AM
...I mean.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:46 AM
Wait what?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:47 AM
I did just realize I'm a girl.
01:47
So I guess I am, in your words, the Hochi Mama of my dreams.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 01:47 AM
comes in for a moment to get coolant and points outside Hey there's. Lots of Horses. Just thought I'd. I'd let you know.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:47 AM
You did? He smiles brightly Spence, that's incredible...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:48 AM
She smiles and waves at Reno.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:48 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S [Equine]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:48 AM
Hey! I'm a girl! Why the fuck are you guys talking about horses?
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 01:49 AM
waves, then points at the window Horse.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:49 AM
Oh, there's a virus outside that's turning Spamtons into horses, it's not important right now.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:49 AM
Grover is awestruck by the scene unfolding. OH... OH, MY... CONGR4DUL4TION5!!!
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 01:50 AM
Only slightly. Horrifying. sips at his coolant [[Congradurations!!]]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:50 AM
He gets up and moves to the other side of the table, immediately grabbing Spence up in a hug We gotta celebrate! Who cares about [?!@!] horses!?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:50 AM
Eh, it's nothing, really. Just found something better to call myself.
01:51
If anything, we should wait until after the horses to do the celebrating?
01:51
Want everyone else to know first.
01:51
And they can't know while they're. Y'know.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:51 AM
squats down to reno DIDN T CATCH YOUR NAME
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:51 AM
It's Spencer. For now.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:52 AM
THIS CALLS FOR [Desert] * Spamton bakes another cake.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:53 AM
She laughs.
01:53
I appreciate the sentiment.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 01:53 AM
Spamton. Oh wait. I can go by. Reno now.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:54 AM
NICE TO MEETCHA RENO
01:54
stands back up
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:54 AM
THAT IS THE SMALLEST [Smooth taste of] NEO I VE EVER !
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 01:55 AM
holds his free hand out and points towards the back of the house My normal body. Is over out there.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:55 AM
Don't go outside, though. Horses.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:56 AM
[Horace]
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:56 AM
He pulls back from his hugging and smiles at her The sweetest discovery of all, steps forth, illuminatingly, to ensnare us in its beauty. An angel, harkening down from the hall of the void, where the ambrosia flows like wine.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:56 AM
...You really do have a song for everything, don't you?
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 01:56 AM
J throws another handful of bird seeds in his mouth, chewing, listening to Sleaze. This sounds nice.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:57 AM
She's blushing.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:57 AM
whistles [Dang thats good]
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:57 AM
LIKE MUSIC TO [My]
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 01:57 AM
tilts his head back and opens his mouth and some Disney-esque flourish music plays
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:57 AM
Smirks Just takes practice.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:58 AM
She smiles.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 01:59 AM
* Spamton's mouth opens. The song "HEY EVERY !" plays for three seconds. His mouth closes.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:59 AM
...So.
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Sleazeton "Esau" G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 01:59 AM
Hm?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:00 AM
...About last night.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:00 AM
sets his drink down and claps Yes! Music. opens his mouth again and plays more random music
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:00 AM
Oh! Uh...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:01 AM
sits down next to J, drinking water and decompressing
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:01 AM
I uh... sighs I like you. A lot.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:01 AM
...I know.
02:01
I like you too.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:04 AM
pretends he's not listening
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:04 AM
He's not quite sure what to say after that, but he's so relieved he could just... Well, he hugs her. Thats' what he does.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:05 AM
She's surprised, honestly! It takes a while for her to hug back.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:05 AM
oblivious, goes and sits down too and has his drink again, and watches the two hug, sips his drink
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 24-Feb-22 02:06 AM
Walks in here. Using his mouth, he opens up the fridge and gets out bigass bottle of water. Uses his back hooves to close the fridge. Looks at all these people, eye contact, and just bites down on the bottle to drink the water. Eats the plastic too. He heads back outside.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:07 AM
...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:07 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:07 AM
Pulls back just far enough to watch the horse Oh yeah, that's... that's a horse. I told ya.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:07 AM
I think we have. Better plastic to eat. If you want?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:07 AM
YEAH BUT WHY IS IT INSIDE THE HOUSE???
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:08 AM
shrugs It fit and wanted in?
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 02:08 AM
[Hoarse]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:08 AM
Do you wanna go on a date, Spence?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:08 AM
...How did you know I was gonna say that?
02:08
I MEAN.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:09 AM
He blushes I didn't.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:09 AM
She coughs, trying to get back on her imaginary script.
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:09 AM
CRASHES IN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:09 AM
[[A]]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:09 AM
What I was GOING to say was that as in love with you as I am, I wanna try hanging out with you and there's ANOTHER GODDAMNED HORSE IN THE HOUSE
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 02:09 AM
HOLY [Cungadero]
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:10 AM
When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." I looked, and behold, a pale horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:10 AM
Just fucking picks her up bridal style and moves away from the horse to give it a wide berth
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:11 AM
goes into the fridge and gets out some oats because it apparently has that and offers it
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:11 AM
Oh she's bushing hard now.
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:11 AM
trots over to the coffee machien and starts guzzling from the spout
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:12 AM
Horses be damned she's in love and she's gonna stay in love.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 02:12 AM
[Colt 19:11]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:12 AM
SO YEAH I THINK WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE
02:12
Y'KNOW!
02:12
TO SEE IF THIS WHOLE THING'LL WORK OUT!
02:13
SORRY I'M SCREAMING I'M TRYING TO BE LOUDER THAN THE HORSES
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:13 AM
Carrying her around the kitchen to avoid the fucking horse I MEAN WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY WAS THAT YEAH BASICALLY THAT-!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:13 AM
SO IT'S A DATE THEN?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:13 AM
sticks his head into the kitchen Heyyyy everybody how’s it hangin?
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:14 AM
NEIGH
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:14 AM
GREAT I'M A GIRL AND I THINK I'VE GOT A DATE!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:14 AM
I GOTTA WARN YOU I'M DIRT POOR AND YOUD DESERVE SO, SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT I CAN GIVE YOU!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:14 AM
Grover is tearing up. This is so beautiful.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:14 AM
WE'RE IN A KITCHEN WITH A BUNCH OF HORSES. THIS IS MORE THAN I COULD'VE EVER ASKED FOR FROM ANYONE!
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02:14
I FRANKLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:15 AM
I mean, you could ride off into the sunset together, if you wanted
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02:15
I’d be happy to oblige
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:15 AM
YEAH BUT IT'D BE WEIRD IF IT WAS YOU, Y'KNOW?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:15 AM
Bending over her protectively I am not touching any Trojan horse virus.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:16 AM
Weird? Weird how?
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 24-Feb-22 02:16 AM
THIS IS BULL[$#!?] I LL BE IN MY [Trailer] * Spamton becomes glasses and then slides out of the room.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:16 AM
Isnt offering rides a thing friends do?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:16 AM
BECAUSE YOU'RE A PERSON? LIKE A HUMAN PERSON.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:16 AM
Isn't that the. [Internet safety checklist] to just not. Accept strange things?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:17 AM
IT'S WEIRD, SAUL!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:17 AM
But…I’m a horse
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:17 AM
That stops a Trojan Horse. Right? Maybe. So. Maybe if nobody else. Touches the horse. You'll be okay.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:18 AM
...Y'KNOW WHAT WHY DON'T WE DO THE DATE PLANNING TOMORROW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:18 AM
What do ya think i'm trying to do, Reno?
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:18 AM
starts chewing on someone
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:18 AM
I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THE HORSE STUFF ANYMORE.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:19 AM
Oh. Right. There is just. A lot going. Going [around the world] here.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:19 AM
HORSES BE DAMNED I HAVE A DATE!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:19 AM
SIGH ok fine then, I’m not human enough to play the guitar and I’m not horse enough to ride off into the sunset
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:19 AM
ME TOO!
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:19 AM
I THINK YOU'RE GREAT SAUL
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:20 AM
: D R-really?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:20 AM
DON'T WORRY, WHEN YOU TURN BACK HUMAN YOU'RE GONNA BE THE FIRST ONE I CALL. EVERY DATE NEEDS A ROMANTIC GUITARIST OR TWO!
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:20 AM
YES I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT HUMAN AND A GREAT HORSE
02:20
NEIGH
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:20 AM
takes off his glove to wipe tears from his eyes and sees a puppet hand. WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHHHA T
02:20
Darts up I HAVE TO GO. BATHROOM.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:21 AM
would blush if he wasn’t a horse but he is so he doesn’t
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:21 AM
WAIT NO BATHROOM HAUNTED!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:21 AM
leaves, stumbles
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:21 AM
WAIT THE BATHROOM'S HAUNTED?
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:21 AM
Spamtons have. IBS.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:21 AM
AH. RIGHT. FORGOT ABOUT THE IBS.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:21 AM
I don't poop though.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:22 AM
I’m going to make some ramen. this is a great idea
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:22 AM
Can I watch? I'm going. To watch.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:22 AM
tries to use his horse hooves to open the cabinet
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:23 AM
........ He carries her into the common area like it's the more normal thing to do
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:23 AM
gives up and uses his mouth instead
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:23 AM
Let me know. If you want [press F1 for help]..
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:24 AM
reaches in for a pot and grabs it with his teeth M fine
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:24 AM
RAMEN SOUNDS [tastee]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:24 AM
places the pot in the sink
02:25
tries nudging the sink with his nose several times.
02:25
eventually…it works. The sink turns on
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:26 AM
trots over to the oven and sits in front of it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:26 AM
he picks up the pot with his teeth, spilling water all over the place
02:27
slams it onto the stove with a loud clang, something is definitely broken
02:28
very carefully tries to use his nose to turn up the heat…tries using his teeth…
02:29
turns it up to maximum. There are flames spewing out of the stove
02:30
the tips of his mane are immediately singed…but he doesn’t notice
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:30 AM
watching intently
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:31 AM
he gets up on his hind legs to reach the top cupboard, one of his hooves goes through the shelf I’ll uh. Fix that later.
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:31 AM
I BELIEVE IN YOU SAUL
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:32 AM
Saul. Can I at least. Uh. Help with the stove part. So you do not cook. Yourself.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:32 AM
He grabs the ramen packet and just sits there, looking at the boiling over water. Trying to figure this out.
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:32 AM
You have [burnt hair smell].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:33 AM
starts shaking his head aggressively sending bits of plastic and ramen all over the place. Maybe 15% of it gets in the pot
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:33 AM
+He walks in here cause he really needs water and sees Saul+ OH NO SAUL! I WILL SAVE YOU! +he looks around hastily for a cup+
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:33 AM
I did it! : D
02:34
realizes he is on fire Oh.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:34 AM
+He finds a cup and fills it with ...olive juice who the fuck left the jar like this, anyways he tosses it+ DONT WORRY SAUL I HAVE THIS HANDLED
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:34 AM
tries to put the fire out with his nose
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:36 AM
gets the sprayer from the sink and tries to aim it but it is not strong enough to get very far
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02:36
Try to be on fire! Over here!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:37 AM
runs over towards the sink
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:37 AM
+He tried to use the olive juice but dropped it, now the floor is covered in olive juice it is slippery now+
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:38 AM
slips and falls because of the olive juice
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:38 AM
stares down at him and then sprays the water down
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:38 AM
…slowly slides towards the sink
02:38
…thanks
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:39 AM
Fire is not healthy. For horses.
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:41 AM
tries to eat the fire
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:41 AM
We need a real [Chef Masaharu Morimoto] to cook this. Gourmet. Ramen.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:42 AM
SEB YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING! I BELIEV EIN YOU!
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:42 AM
TRIES TO EAT THE FIRE HARDER
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:43 AM
gets up, covered in olive juice. The pot is still boiling on the stove
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:43 AM
YEAH! USE YOUR DETERMINATION SEB! YOU CAN CONQUER FIRE!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:44 AM
goes to get the “ramen” off the stove
02:44
places the pot on the ground
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:45 AM
Flavor Packet? offers it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:45 AM
Thanks, shiny buddy immediately eats it
02:46
sticks his horsey face into the pot and starts eating
02:46
…
02:46
falls asleep
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SEA BISCUIT BOT 24-Feb-22 02:47 AM
pushes the pot away from saul's face so he doesnt suffocate
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:47 AM
+Picks up Saul and holds him like he's holding a large baby, but horse+
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:47 AM
gets a few cups of water and puts the last of the fire out so it doesn't burn the kitchen down
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:49 AM
snores as peacefully as a horse can
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:50 AM
will stay in here and clean up the kitchen to the best of his ability, just cos he has nothing else to do
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 24-Feb-22 02:53 AM
+Gives Saul horse a few pats and then smiles with a nod to reno before leaving for the common room trying to find a place for Saul to sleep before settling Saul horse on the Pipis Pile+
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Reno (Mini Robot Neo) BOT 24-Feb-22 02:54 AM
isn't sure how to respond to a knight, so he salutes before he leaves because that seems reasonable enough?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 12:34 PM
Coffee making noises. He's using a lot of powder.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 24-Feb-22 12:37 PM
Wanders in, sitting at the table
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 12:38 PM
He glances back to see who it is. HEY
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 24-Feb-22 12:39 PM
Hi!!
12:39
How’s the [morning time] treating you today?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 12:40 PM
DID YOU [Pony up] LAST NIGHT TOO? [[Fan! Tastic!]] MY FRIEND!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 24-Feb-22 12:42 PM
[Sure did!] Kind of [angry] me for a few minutes, but it [Not the worst thing that Could have happened!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 12:43 PM
He nods UH-HUH UH-HUH IT'S SAD I [Missed out] IT! YOU THINK IT MIGHT COME BACK? OR MAYBE A DIFFERENT ONE [Trojan.wdg] MAKE ME FEEL TINGLY I LIKE THE BUZZ
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 24-Feb-22 12:47 PM
[Im sure] [[horsey] will be back!
12:47
He’s got 1, surely he’s [gotten it] more.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 12:48 PM
HE? WHO'S HE?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 24-Feb-22 12:53 PM
[[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 12:54 PM
He sticks his tongue out, a mocking scowl on the upper half of his face YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 01:03 PM
He finishes the coffee and puts a mug in front of Sera on the table before going back to the living room
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 24-Feb-22 01:07 PM
I'm sure you'll [ meet him soon ]
13:08
He's just chiling in here for a few minutes. Nice and quiet~
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 05:46 PM
He arrives in the kitchen and opens cabinets until he finds the first aid kit, and then scampers back out with it over his head.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:03 PM
Kitchen now. He leans J over the counter and washes his face in the sink, in rushed, but precise motions.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:04 PM
huffing with exertion WHAT HAPPENE D TO HIM ?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:05 PM
BURNED DON'T KNOW WHAT LOOKS [Chemicals]!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:06 PM
[€£%>] HE NEEDS. SOAP TOO.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:09 PM
ARE YOU [Spitting] ME? ? [Flip] NO LIKE YOU NEVER GOT AN [Acid-ent] BEFORE! NO SOAP! !
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:09 PM
UM. UH.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:12 PM
He's still rinsing his face pretty thoroughly, but gets that over with and looks around for something to cover J's burns with.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:13 PM
OH. BANDAGES. UM.
18:13
*takes off shirt *
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:13 PM
J stirred, slowly regaining glimpses of his consciousness.
18:14
Oww...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:14 PM
tears a rag out of it
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:15 PM
SHSHSHSH DON'T STIR NOW He looks at Grover up and down. REALLY?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:15 PM
I M DOI G MY BEST
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:16 PM
J froze, not really having the brainpower to struggle. Whu... Whuhapnd..?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:17 PM
He rolls his eyes, with his whole head for dramatic effect, and takes the rag from Grover's hand. Before he bandages up J, he takes a good look at him. CAN YOU SEE [[Fine, just fine]], BUDDY?
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:18 PM
He turned his head from side to side for a bit. ...No. Are the lights off? I can't see.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:22 PM
OH F[iddlesticks] ALRIGHT! I'M [Patchnotes] YOU UP, KID He carefully places the rag around the top half of J's face, and ties it up at the back. NOT TOO TIGHT?
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:23 PM
I'm guessing it's a no, then. It... Feels fine, thanks. J felt the bandage with his hand carefully.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:24 PM
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. OKAY. GOOD
18:24
WHAT [[-'s happening with you?]]
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:25 PM
I uh... Went to grab some detergent, and some kind of acid poured right on me. This... Burns. I can't move my eyes.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:28 PM
RIGHT I [Wash and rinse] OFF WHAT I COULD LET'S GET YOU A CHAIR He motions for Grover to take a chair out at the table and takes J's arms, gently tugging him to follow him to the kitchen table.
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:29 PM
J got up, following him slowly, still a bit unsure what to do with himself. Thank you.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:30 PM
makes space for all of them
18:31
He is at a loss for words.
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:31 PM
Is anyone else here?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:32 PM
OH IM HE RE.
18:33
HIBI CARRIED YOU.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:33 PM
UUH THERE'S A [Flooping] GUY IN HERE I DON'T KNOW HIM BUT HE'S ONE [[A youse]] HE HELPED ME BRING YOU HERE YOU'RE [16 Tons]! !
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:33 PM
THATS MY SHIRT ON YOUR FACW.
18:34
I MEAN. GOSH I HOPE UOUR OKAY
18:34
I MEAN. HI IM GRO VER
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:34 PM
J chuckled quietly. Sorry, can't help it. And thank you. Sorry about your shirt... I guess, it feels a bit better now.
18:34
Hey Grover! Nice to meet you.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:36 PM
HI… SORRY WHAT WAS YOUR NAME? I M NEW HERE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:36 PM
[Bluejay] HE SMELLS CYANY.
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:36 PM
The name's J. Spelled [Jay]
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:40 PM
AND UM. looks at skunkton
18:40
WHATS YOUR NAME ?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:41 PM
SKUNKTON
18:42
DON'T WEAR IT OUT
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:42 PM
RIGHT. COOL. [¡Mucho Gusto!]
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Spamton J BOT 24-Feb-22 06:43 PM
J cleared his throat. Sorry to interrupt, but would you mind showing me the way to my room? I'd... Like to rest a bit.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Feb-22 06:44 PM
OKAY C'MERE He takes one of J's arms, gently pushing him to stand up and leads the way, walking backwards so he can pay attention to where the human's going.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 06:46 PM
Stays in kitchen. He is overwhelmed.
hulksmasher79 started a thread. 24-Feb-22 06:51 PM
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 24-Feb-22 07:08 PM
F[%€#]IN… ELDRICH… LIMBO [Dopplegänger] HOUSE… HOPE J IS OK AY… gets up to look around the house
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 02:23 PM
He's here, making pancakes. Lots of them.
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 03:10 PM
👀
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 03:11 PM
He looks up from the stove. MORNING, FROSTY
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 03:18 PM
FEEDING AN ARMY IN HERE???
15:21
Spamtom steals a pancake before Skunkton could speak. THANKS FOR THE [Grub]!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 03:22 PM
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY [Spamtons] COME HERE
15:22
PLUS I [Like, comment and subscribe] DOING THIS. FEELS [Comfortable]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:18 PM
Wanders in to fix himself a cup of cawfee, yawning
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:22 PM
The stack of pancakes neatly placed next to a stack of plates on the counter, he's now attempting crosswords at the table. MORNING!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:35 PM
he leads Jay into the kitchen Goooood mornin' every!
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:35 PM
J smiled confidently. Good morning!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:35 PM
HEY
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:35 PM
MORNIN SKUNKTON. How's it hanging? He starts picking a few pancakes for himself , picking 2 different toppings
16:36
He hears the voice, not really looking OH HEY HUMANS WHAT'S UP?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:36 PM
his stomach growls Dang, those are some good looking pancakes, Stripes.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:37 PM
Not much, but we're here for breakfast! Pancakes?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:38 PM
HOW'S IT [Hangout spots near you]? ? He runs his pen through the crossword. WHAT'S A [Six legs on an insect] LETTER WORD THAT ENDS IN "TCH"
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:39 PM
Britch?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:40 PM
Sketch!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:40 PM
he leads J to the table and sits down next to him Doin' good! He stops to think Twitch?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:41 PM
Oh! Maybe Swatch fits?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:41 PM
COULD BE [Doodle]. . . SW-
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:41 PM
J sat down, smiling.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:41 PM
[ 👁️ 👁️ ]
16:41
Why's gotta be that of course it is
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:41 PM
He takes a little pot with a label "Anton's. Do not touch " and starts putting it on his cup, little words keep popping out once they make contact with the water. It smells chocolatey
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:42 PM
HELP YOURSELF TO SOME [Caked pans]! !
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:42 PM
He gently pats J's hand Want some pancakes, kid? With syrup and all the other fixins?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:43 PM
J nodded. Yeah! Can't say no to this. Maybe sour cream? He stopped to smell the air, raising an eyebrow. What's that? Smell like chocolate!
16:44
there was supposed to be a dot, but we can't fix that now
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:46 PM
Sour cream? Uh, sure thing kid. he gets up and brings syrup and sour cream to the table, gets two plates and stacks each with five huge pancakes. He sets them down in front of himself and J, gets all set to start eating, but pauses...he takes one pancake off his plate and stacks it on top of the tower on J's plate. J now has six pancakes and he has four
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:48 PM
Jay of course, was unaware, smiling a bit meekly. Could you please uh... Show me where the plate is? So I could reach.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:49 PM
He finally turns to face J, takes a moment, squinting...oh that is new. He won't comment on it though and smiles brightly, glancing at Saul and Skunkton It is my special Javascript Blend coffee! Each sip is like a mix of the best code you can find
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:49 PM
Oh, right! he carefully puts J's hand on the edge of the plate, then puts the fork and knife in his other hand Let me know if ya need help, ok? I don't mind one bit.
16:49
Oh really? Sounds like somethin special!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:50 PM
CAN I GIVE IT A LITTLE [Sippy]?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:52 PM
J pondered the fork and knife for a little, before shrugging and putting those away, just picking one up with his hand Sure! Again, thank you very much. He took a bite, humming. Those are some tasty pancakes, Skunkton!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 04:53 PM
YOU'RE WELCOME
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:53 PM
Sure let me make you a cup! Does anyone else wants it? I'm feeling generous today
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:53 PM
Ehaha, now that's the way to eat pancakes. he absolutely smothers his pancakes in syrup and picks them up with his bare hands. They are now extremely sticky
16:53
I'd like some, please he says between mouthfuls
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:55 PM
That's a great offer! Can't pass up on it. You're Anton, right? He took a pretty big bite, feeling around for the sour cream and taking a spoonful, placing it on his pancake, wrapping it like a burrito.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:55 PM
eats his pancakes like a sandwich
16:56
the syrup is running down his elbows
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 04:57 PM
`It wasn't long until he finished the whole plate. In contrast, J has kept himself pretty tidy, except for some sour cream on his cheek and his greasy hands.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 04:57 PM
he finishes fast and goes for another helping, but is sure to leave a bunch in case anyone else wants some
16:58
he doesn't notice he's dripping syrup on the floor
16:59
he comes back and sits down, he notices the sour cream on J's cheek Ya got a little somethin'... Impulsively, he reaches over with a napkin and wipes his cheek clean. He does this so automatically he doesn't really notice what he's done.
17:01
he is about to get back to eating, when he pauses. He blushes. Oh, uh, sorry.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:03 PM
J let him wipe it off, not really complaining, but still getting a bit flustered. Oh I uh... Thanks. I guess I should go wash my face, just in case. He got up from the chair and tried to feel his way to the sink, when he suddenly slipped in the syrup left by Saul, falling towards the ground and hitting his head on the counter a little.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:05 PM
OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA! He immediately gets up and helps J back to his feet You alright kid?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:07 PM
J rubbed the back of his head. I'm okay! I'm okay. I uh, was just trying to find. The sink.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:07 PM
He's watching the interaction with interest, seeing where it goes and if he should intervene.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:08 PM
While he's pouring the cups and zoning out he replies Yeah that's me! It's nice to see you again J! And as he slips he carefully places the cups down and inspects the situation from a distance Ah be careful! Feel your steps before doing a confident one!
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:09 PM
Jay stood up straight, feeling the counter with his hands. Thanks, Anton! I'll try that. It's nice to see you again too! Or, well, uh, hear.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:10 PM
Thanks, Anton. he gets a towel, gets it wet at the sink, and brings it to J Here ya go!
17:11
he takes a slow, deep sip of coffee Wow, this is really somethin' else! I think I can taste the uh...code?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:12 PM
J took the towel, wiping his hands and face from food remains. Thanks, Saul. Is it all gone? `He sits back down, setting the towel aside.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:13 PM
He takes his cup and smells the steam before going for a sip. [[Transcendental]]! !
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:13 PM
Yeah, you're good, kiddo/
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:15 PM
He nodded and felt around for his cup of coffee, taking a sip. Wow, it tastes familiar! Like something you really liked before, and now you can't pin down what it was. It's good. Thank you, Anton.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:15 PM
Its nice to see you again. I hope you're faring well...or adjusting despite the obvious accident here? He sits down and starts eating his food, every now and then syntax words will fly off from his nostrils as "steam"
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:17 PM
He points to Anton as a little steaming HTML opening bracket flies off IS THAT [Normal, so normal]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:17 PM
he burps, the word SALE$ coming out in big letters Uh, scuze me.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:18 PM
J shrugged his shoulders, warming his hands on the mug. It's not easy, certainly, but it's been fine. As good as it gets! He hiccuped, and the word CYAN flew out of his ears.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:19 PM
I'm glad! This blend is considered a bit of a luxury around and I use it sparingly...the flavor is very memorable so I don't want to get used to it. He chuckles at the sight and words YEAH! Its just the leftover code from it. It's always overflows like that which is why it's known as java...script for this one at least
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:20 PM
He took another sip, relaxing. Yeah, it definitely feels fancy... And it's really good.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:21 PM
Wow! That's amazing! he excitedly takes another sip, waiting for more words to pop out
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:21 PM
He ends sighing himself after a nice sip, and small words of " Kindly check" and "OU.vbs" float off him
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:22 PM
He takes another sip, with a deep breath, and when he exhales, a string of steam comes through his nostrils: A bunch of jumbled letters and a zig-zag line under them.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:22 PM
he sighs and the words "happysigh.mp4" float out
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:23 PM
Hahaha, I'd say its pretty reflective of what a person is made out of.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:23 PM
Another hiccup, and they've got more letters: "content(s) [careful:HOT!]" float out of his mouth.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:24 PM
HOW ABOUT THAT
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:24 PM
He just contently enjoys his drink while finishing his pancakes, humming a little tune. This is nice
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:24 PM
Really? the words cutiepie.png float off of him, he blushes and immediately swipes them out of the air
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:25 PM
Under his breath show off
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:26 PM
he stashes the words away in his pocket, hoping nobody saw
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:26 PM
Jay looked at him in confusion, raising a brow. What? This time it's the world "Saul". He can't see that, though...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:27 PM
he blushes a shade darker, snatches the word away and shoves it under the table N-nothing.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:27 PM
Blearily enters the kitchen, lured by the smell of coffee Hello Anton good morning friends coffee please.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:28 PM
Eha, moring Esau! Here, have mine he shoves the cup of coffee his way, its really good but he doesn't want to embarass himself further
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:29 PM
He takes the mug and blinks a little, before shrugging and sipping Hm... tastes different than the usual stuff we get...
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:29 PM
Jay smiled, taking another sip. Morning, Esau! "good start of the day" and "happy" fall out now.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:30 PM
He raises a hand in a greeting to Esau, but then remembers something and stands up suddenly [Esau and Jacob] I HAVE A THING! IT'S IMPORTANT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:32 PM
Morning, Jay! Saul! Everyone! He blinks, ignoring that verbal tic that time as he looks at Skunkton Okay? Lay it on me. He drinks again. The next time he opens his mouth the words encyclopedia and love fall out ...What the [?!@!]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:33 PM
Whoaah, thinkin' about someone, are ya? he waggles his humongous eyebrows
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:34 PM
What's wrong?
17:34
now it's "confusion"
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 05:34 PM
He circles around the table and grabs a fistful of Esau's jacket, pulls it in a brief second just as a gesture for him to follow, and scampers towards the living room, turning back to see if he was following. C'MERE KID C'MERE [Follow me]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:34 PM
he chuckles Aw, nothin' kid. Just good things happening to good people.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:35 PM
W-What is this? *He burps up some more words as he's dragged, nervous and bashful*
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:35 PM
He watches in amusement as the words "LOL" and "lmao" fall off his breath
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:36 PM
He settled back down, sighing, content. Alright! If you say so. Now the words "care" and "warmth" float out.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:38 PM
He yawns a bit more, resting his head on the table
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:38 PM
You tired, buddy?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:43 PM
J rested his head on his palm, putting his elbow on the table.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:48 PM
Hmmmmm came home late and had to do emergency work after my day off
17:49
Working on repairing a whole old car all day is tiring but fun, doing paperwork afterwards? Hell.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 05:50 PM
That's understandable. He nods, closing his eyes completely as to not dry them out.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 05:57 PM
Damn, sounds like a lot. Well, if ya ever need help, I know a thing or two about cars…but paperwork? Not so much
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:03 PM
Heahehea, thank you Saul. I'm actually starting a...initiative l. I want to see how good i am as a mechanic. Always been a lover of that stuff. Specially diagnosing and applying the proper maintenance needed for the cars. Always did it when I was a little guy as a odd job.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:05 PM
I’ve always liked cars. Don’t know the proper words or ins and out of ‘em, but I can pretty much get any car up and workin’ with just some elbow grease, ehaha
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:08 PM
You get it! I know enough of the technicalities but that's because I religious go through the Motorcity Geocities to keep myself informed, but any car lover is a great guy in my book
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:10 PM
he smiles, a little bashful Well, you’re definitely a great guy, should be in everyone’s book. Ehaha.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:10 PM
oh to get lost in the highway driving for hours with nothing but the scenery and the carefully picked playlist you have He sighs happily, the remaining effect of the coffee letting out the words "Autos♡" and "Mechanic"
18:11
Well so are you! So we have that in common!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:14 PM
he blushes a bit and smiles Thanks, buddy. Maybe we should all go for a ride sometime? A big road trip. Someone’s gotta explore this void of ours sometime right?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:15 PM
You think there's something out there? If anything I can get a car and we can explore it someday
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:15 PM
J smiled, thinking. That is a great idea, actually! I quite like it.
18:15
Maybe it's an opportunity to explore.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:16 PM
I think there's an ikea there, that's for sure.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:17 PM
he rests his chin in his hand, head swimming with exciting ideas Could pack up a picnic, having a nice day out in an empty void sounds like fun.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:18 PM
J shrugged. I mean, can you really call it empty if you have food, a car and people with you?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:20 PM
well if we can make sure that we wont get lost, i can take a vacation for it. I can also provide the materials for anything you want
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:20 PM
he raises his eyebrows, making that universal “that’s fair” face I mean, ya got a point J.
18:21
Yeah, let’s do it sometime! Like a family road trip, ehaha. I could help with the driving, ya know.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:22 PM
J grinned smugly. I mean, it's a great idea! Just don't let me drive, ehehahaha.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:23 PM
Sure we can take turns. I'd say it's more like a "Band mates" trip without the band because I cant really play music that well !
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:24 PM
You could play the spoons! Here I’ll show ya. he gets a pair of spoons out of the drawer and proceeds to play them like a weird country bumpkin
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:26 PM
He claps enthusiastically That's great! You've got rhythm!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:27 PM
he hands the spoons to Anton Here, now you try!
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:27 PM
J just listened, laughing. Those are spoons? Who would've thought!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:29 PM
He takes the spoons and gets up properly. Testing the "tink" they make. He starts tapping rhythmically on something that vaguely sounds like 'welcome to the city', but obviously struggling
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:30 PM
That’s it! You got it! You’re doin’ amazing!
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:32 PM
J thought for a bit. Oh! And I know how to play a recorder.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:33 PM
We should all go on tour! What would our band name be? Hmm.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:33 PM
I could be a top drummer if i practice it! He sticks his tongue out. Twirling them with his fingers
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:35 PM
Whoa, now you’re gettin’ fancy! You’re a natural!
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:35 PM
That's great! I think you already are doing a pretty damn good job. I can't catch a rhythm for the life of me!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:36 PM
I can also play the musical pipis ! He reaches into his hair and pulls out a small egg maraca, with the words "musical pipis" in it, shaking it a little bit . It doesnt sound like anything really.
18:36
Hmmm I'm not good with that ! Big shot is what always comes to my mind.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:37 PM
You could be a great percussionist! Every band needs Inez
18:37
*one
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:37 PM
This could actually work! Maybe my musical pipis could help? He whistles, and Pipis comes running into the kitchen, peeping loudly.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:39 PM
Hehaha! Honestly, I've been listening to music of the future, and I've seen people incorporate weirder sounds in their music! Pipis bird could definitely get a spot
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:39 PM
he grins, kneeling down to meet him Heyy, lil man! It’s been a while.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:39 PM
It tweeted, and jumped up onto his hand, pecking him lightly as a greeting. Yep! Pipis is a great musician.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:41 PM
In all seriousness though, I'm not very good with music but I've been learning some basics, since a lot of people here seems to be great at it. Sera taught me a bit of guitar the other day and its so fascinating. Definitely a science in itself!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:42 PM
He lifts Pipis up, gives him a pat, then gently puts him on J’s shoulder
18:42
Ya got the instinct for it, that’s for sure! Can’t teach that too easy.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Feb-22 06:42 PM
It immediately nuzzled up to J's neck, fluffing up protectively. True! You have a great sense of rhythm, for what I can tell.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:48 PM
There are comical flower symbols around him Thank you thank you! I'm here all week!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:49 PM
he gently reaches out and takes one of the flower symbols and sniffs it…it’s smells really nice. He smiles, lets it float away, then looks back at Anton and applauds Encore! Encore!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:52 PM
Well, I'm taking requests, which I mean [curious questions]
18:52
What kind of music are you into?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:53 PM
Oh rock is where it’s at, but I’m a bit into everything. I can play pretty much anything with strings…but I’m best at guitar.
18:53
How bout you? What’s your favorite?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:55 PM
[Samesies!] I like the rock thats been coming out a lot. By that I mean 1999 rock. I also like Glam sparingly. If it hits the itch in my brain I'll probably listen to it, but my friends have said my music taste is of a sad adult man.
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 06:55 PM
IT TOOK ME 7 YEARS TO EAT THAT PANCAKE WHAT THE [heelies]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:56 PM
HEAHEAHE Can't handle your [Carbohydrates]?
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 06:56 PM
YOU ALL MAKING MORE OR WHAT
18:56
NO
18:56
BUT BY [God] I'M TRYING
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:56 PM
he honestly had tuned out the eating noises coming from his side of the room I mean, I could always go for more ehahaha
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:57 PM
There's some more batter. I'm not a chef like Skunkton though but I can try?
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 06:58 PM
KIDS WOULD POUR ALL SORTS OF [Swamp Water] IN THESE.
18:58
MAKE EM [Crazy for Coco Puffs]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 06:59 PM
I’m sure you’ll do fine! I’ll eat anything edible! remembers he ate grass …actually. Yeah I’ll eat just about anything.
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 06:59 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT.
18:59
WHY THE PAUSE.
19:00
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU [munched on].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:00 PM
Well you’d think that grass…tastes bad. But it actually isn’t half bad.
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 07:00 PM
.
19:00
OKAY
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:00 PM
He places his "instruments" down and gets some leftover batter to prepare some quick n nice pancakes Did you eat it while you were a horse?
19:01
Ive tried eating raw capacitors once. Not a good idea
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:01 PM
sweating Huh? Oh yeah. I ate it as a horse. And only as a horse.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:02 PM
I do not see the issue! Do humans not usually eat leaf matter?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:02 PM
…So how are those pancakes comin’? Need some help or anything ehahhahahhhh
19:03
Yeah! We eat leafy things sometimes. Call it a Salud
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:03 PM
I have some already, feel free to pick it up any time! Theyre not [fried to perfection]
19:04
[Salud]... Nice! So what's the problem with eating grass?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:04 PM
Nice! he picks up a big helping Oh, n-no problem at all. It’s uh. Good for humans.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:06 PM
great! I'll add that to my [Human knowledge guidebook: an intervire with the mysterious determined lightners]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:07 PM
he perks up, between mouthfuls of pancakes You writing a guidebook?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:10 PM
Good evening! Hes here now cuz it’s not busy at work
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:11 PM
‘Sup, Sera!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:11 PM
Yes? No? Sort of? He places a hand to his chin It's that all of the lightners I've interacted with before this place have been monsterkind! And the internet can only give me so much information about them so I like to document direct experiences for myself
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:11 PM
Came down from the ceiling to visit us? How’s it hangin’? Ehahaha
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:12 PM
SERA! He waves enthusiasticslly, full of batter
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:12 PM
Ohhh, that’s really cool! he hopes what he said about grass doesn’t have negative consequences…
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:16 PM
Going [great!] How is [everyone in this room] doing tonight? He sits down at the table.... wait. Are there [brand new ] Spam’s here or am I [wacky]?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:16 PM
is also here, and scuttles towards the coffee maker on all fours
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:16 PM
HEY SEB! I GOT THE FANCY COFFEE OUT
19:17
He looks around I mean there's [Spamton] entering everyday so I kinda have lost track of it!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:17 PM
raises his hand Ya mean me? Yeah, I’m pretty new here.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:17 PM
!!! SPECIL COFFER?
19:18
waves at anton, and the other spamtons in the kitchen. full house???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:19 PM
Swear I’ve [meeting you ] before... who knows though! I’m [old as dirt] ! Seb, [get me ] a mug please? He’s smiling so cutely
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:19 PM
excitedly waves back
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:19 PM
grabs two mugs and fills them with the special Java...script, setting one down in front of sera and then taking a seat himself
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:19 PM
Yeah, I think we met. Cool hair by the way, really dig your whole look.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:20 PM
HOW IS EVERYONE DOING ? I HAVENT SEEN SOME OF YOU SINCE [horsing around]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:20 PM
[Ugh ]][[[Thank you icon]] ... WE DID MEET! You’re [Guitar player]!!!
19:20
[horse...]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:21 PM
Yeah! I was a horse but I got better.
19:21
…I think
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:21 PM
SAME
19:21
BEING A [honse] WAS FUN
19:21
I LIKE EATING GRASS AND NOT GETTING [judge judy] FOR IT
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:22 PM
I know right?!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:22 PM
You ate grass too?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:22 PM
YES.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:22 PM
I mean. I know, right?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:22 PM
Damn now I need to try some of that stuff out...I thought it was just [Carpeting]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:22 PM
ANYTHING CAN BE EDIBLE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
Amen.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
[Dam] Upgraded from [soap eater] to [chompin’ on grass]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
he claps and puts out his hands, finally someone gets it
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
. YOU ARE ALL [in sane].
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK [olaf from frozen]
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
YOU ARE A HORS E
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
NO I GOT BETTER
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 07:23 PM
MAYBE NOT PHYSICALLY
19:24
BUT YOU EAT GRASS AND SCARE ME
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:24 PM
leans over and bites frozens arm
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 07:24 PM
A- He short circuits and faints
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:25 PM
isn’t really phased by this much any more So what kind of product do ya use in your hair, Sera?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:26 PM
[omg] what dont I use?
19:26
You ever wanna [looking through] my products feel free!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:27 PM
Seb come on!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:27 PM
Ooh, I might take ya up on that
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:27 PM
HE WAS ASKIN' FOR IT
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:27 PM
you know what yeah.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:27 PM
AHEAHAHA
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:27 PM
Get you a [mans] who [biting down]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:28 PM
I like when he tries [Being normal] When he totally isn't
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:28 PM
happily sips his coffee
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:28 PM
Drinks his whole mug in one big sip
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:32 PM
doesnt sip all of it at once because he fucking knows how to savor a good cup of coffee. he sighs, wispy bits of garbled code and content emojis fall from his breath
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:33 PM
He's done with the pancakes and places all of them in the table. He's takes the apron he was using off, but still got some batter on his face.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 07:34 PM
ANTON YOU GOT SOME taps on his cheek [uncooked pancake] ON YOUR [mug]
19:35
C'MERE I'LL GET IT
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:36 PM
Looks confused back at Seb but gets close to him anyways How did I even get that there? I didn't sneak any licks this time
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:45 PM
Just happens !!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:46 PM
Yeah! How have you two been by the way? I was out all day yesterday and We didn't talk!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 07:46 PM
We went [outside] to my [cyber city ] for the evening!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:53 PM
Really! I hope you had a great time then.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 07:53 PM
EXCUSE ME He walks in and goes to the pantry, grabbing the baking soda. He knows exactly where to find it. [[I'll see you later, sweetheart!]]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 07:56 PM
O Okay!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 08:22 PM
Hi Skunkton! [Bye bye] Skunkton!
20:22
Anyway!!!! It was [lovely]!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:23 PM
I'm glad! I spent all of yesterday under an old car. It was fun
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:26 PM
takes a napkin and wipes off Antons face, patting it gently when he's done THERE! GOOD AS NEW.
20:30
looks down, noticing colored blotches on Anton's arms YOU USE [food safe dye] IN ANY OF THOSE PANCAKES?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:31 PM
He chirps pleased, before thinking Hmmm NO I don't think so! It would be cool though! [Pancake art]! Why do you ask?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:31 PM
holds Anton's arm up, rotating it slightly SEE?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:35 PM
He walks in and goes to the fridge TOLD YOU I'D [Back for seconds]! !
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:38 PM
waves to skunkton, while still holding Anton's arm
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:39 PM
He grabs a beer from the fridge and uses his teeth as a bottle opener before sitting at the table
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:39 PM
[A]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM
You got [ tattoo???] lying rly well
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM
NICE [Virus scars]!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM
WELL HEAHAHA FUNNY STORY---SKUNKTON!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:41 PM
[[Yes, honey?]]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:41 PM
VIRUS SCARS?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:41 PM
IT'S' NOT A SCAR IT'S. IT'S A... RASH
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:41 PM
....
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:41 PM
SURE! He takes a swig of the beer
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:42 PM
DON'T WORRY THEY ONLY SHOW UP WHEN I GET SICK He's sweating so bad
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:42 PM
HOW BAD DOES IT GET...? DOES IT [it hurts.... Help me.....]?
20:42
YOU DONT SEEM [sick sick sick] RIGHT NOW
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:43 PM
It doesn't hurt! It just itches when they show up and stop! I swear!
20:43
WELL WE GOT A TROJAN YOU KNOW
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:43 PM
DID YOU FORGET HE TURNED INTO A [Puppy]? ? YOU THINK THAT DOESN'T LEAVE [[You know how I got those scars]]? ?
20:43
AND A HORSIE SURE
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:43 PM
I wasn't a puppy!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:44 PM
still looking at the splotches, face unreadable HOW [bad me be] DOES IT GET?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:44 PM
VIROVIRO, PUPPY WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? YOU STILL [Sit! Roll over!] THEN! HEAHEHAHEHA
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:45 PM
It's not that bad really! It just shows here and there. Like an Immunoreaction! It really fades away after a few days when I break out
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:46 PM
NOT THAT BAD THEN
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:46 PM
YOU PROMISE IT DOESNT HURT?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:47 PM
FIRST OF ALL, I WAS JUST VERY EMOTIONAL BACK THEN, AND I STILL DO THAT IN MY FREE TIME
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:47 PM
IS THIS THE ONLY WAY IT [manifest] ?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:47 PM
Secondly, He places a hand on top of his, squeezing softly It doesn't. I promise.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 08:47 PM
Hes sitting there quietly.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:48 PM
He looks at Sera, gauging and looking at him, wondering if he should talk about The Thing
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 08:48 PM
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:49 PM
he tilts his head, concerned
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:49 PM
WOW EVERYONE'S [Peeping] TODAY HUH
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:50 PM
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20:50
He looks back at Seb WELL I CAN DO A PARTY TRICK NOW!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:50 PM
OH?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:51 PM
He pries his hands gently off Well watch this !
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:52 PM
he watches, curious
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:56 PM
He focuses, seeming to put a lot of pressure on his arm before it pops into a colored blue and pink sharp hand
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:56 PM
!!!!!
20:56
WOAH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 08:56 PM
IMPRESSIVE!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:56 PM
he motions toward Anton's hand, silently asking to see it
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 08:57 PM
IT'S...HARD TO MAKE IT WORK BUT IT GOES AWAY WHENEVER I WANT!
20:57
He extends it to seb, so very careful and slow
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 08:58 PM
holds it gently, turning it around THAT SEEMS LIKE IT COULD COME IN HANDY....
20:58
he smiles up at Anton, but there's a twinge of something else there. A soft crack can be heard, but sebs teeth stay the same this time
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 08:59 PM
[He’s so cool] ...... [????] He’s... Side-eyeing Seb.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 09:00 PM
AS LONG AS IT DOESNT [hurting] YOU, ITS PRETTY COOL.... ITS A GOOD LOOK ON YOU KID.
21:00
AS LONG AS IT DOESNT BOTHER YOU? LOOKING LIKE THAT?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM
Handy...huh.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM
HEAHEHAHEHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM
[hehe].....
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM
He snorts a bit, but takes note of the crack Well it doesn't bother me... I just...Didn't want to worry anyone
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 09:03 PM
snorts as well, manuvering his hand to hold Anton's, squeezing it gently Y'forgot one person, yourself. Don't worry so much, okay? I don't care what you look like or anything, as long as it ain't harming you.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 09:04 PM
You could make [those ] into a [top 10 tattoo trends] in your [Cyber City]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 09:04 PM
PINK AND BLUE'S A NICE [Colors of the rainbow] ON YOU VERY [Y2K] AESTHETIC
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:06 PM
He uses his normal hand to hold his back, smiling softly, squeezing it reassuringly I just want to make sure everyone here is alright. I really don't mind the aesthetic choice either. Makes me more interesting!
21:06
Is there a Y2K aesthetic? I'm still not there yet!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 09:07 PM
[There will be.]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 09:08 PM
chirps a bit Y'gotta make sure you're alright too, anton
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 09:08 PM
EVERYTHING CAN BE AN AESTHETIC WITH A BIT OF !
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:10 PM
He looks down a bit with a small, but sad smile, forcing a small chirp back I am! Don't worry about it ! I even started looking on extra activities for myself!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 09:10 PM
Oh?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:11 PM
Wow the future sure sounds [Creative] !
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 09:11 PM
AND MARKETABLE!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Feb-22 09:19 PM
He finishes his beer and puts it on the sink [[See you later, alligator!]] He's out.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:21 PM
See ya!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 09:22 PM
Good. raises his hand and pats antons face SERIOUSLY, ITS A RAD LOOK!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU [been keeping secret] FROM ME!! SERA IS RIGHT IT WOULD BE A COOL [tattoo style]!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 09:22 PM
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21:22
It would!!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:24 PM
His cheek marks get bigger in size and he looks pleased, sparkling He would shoot Sera a look but as his face is being patted he keeps the happy smile
21:24
I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO WORRY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LOT IN YOUR PLATE...I Shouldn't have done that! You really think so? ?
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 25-Feb-22 09:32 PM
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:33 PM
Oh . You.
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 25-Feb-22 09:35 PM
Yeah baby, me
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 09:43 PM
So.... Did you ever get a sequel?
21:44
I remember watching your movie back in [1997]
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 25-Feb-22 09:51 PM
Oh haven't you heard? I got two
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:01 PM
Oh holy fuck. Can't wait for them to be released!
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 25-Feb-22 10:16 PM
Oh you'll love th- He trips on a rat and falls onto the ground.
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:16 PM
OW
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:20 PM
Bigstand
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:21 PM
Oh Hi Spamton
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:22 PM
Hello Spamton, how are you from your deactivation nap He waves with his oversized spiked hand
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:25 PM
I TOOK A NAP????
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 10:26 PM
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:26 PM
I THINK THAT IS A [concession]
22:26
[confession]
22:26
[con]
22:26
YOU KNOW THE WORD
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:27 PM
concussion?
22:27
Well PROBABLY! How do you feel?
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:27 PM
THANK YOU
22:27
THE SAME
22:27
[Same as it ever was]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:30 PM
[Same as it ever was]
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IJAUYRCJJZDQ==== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:33 PM
[Same as it ever was] 🤝
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:40 PM
[Same as it ever was] 🤝
22:40
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Married to Spamton 25-Feb-22 10:43 PM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:48 PM
He pokes his head into the kitchen, hoping to actually cook something but seeing this he turned around and leaves
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:50 PM
?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 10:50 PM
this guy
22:50
He's weirded out easily, don't worry
22:52
I'm afraid for his well being If [Once in a lifetime] scares him. He shakes his head in worry
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 25-Feb-22 10:59 PM
YEAH. MAYBE NEXT TIME
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:06 PM
He gets up again, stretching Well. Since [Pink] isn't here I should get started on dinner. I think I still have something I can heat up
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:07 PM
He kicks the door open to the kitchen ANTON!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:07 PM
Bigstand
23:07
Yes?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:08 PM
I am cooking for me and Spence right now and you can have all the leftovers you want. He immediately goes into the pantry and starts grabbing for things
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:09 PM
I mean. Okay? Do you need any assistance?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:10 PM
Walks in and sees a bunch of strangers. He leans against a wall and watches.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:10 PM
He sees Grover and waves Hey, you're new right?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:10 PM
Nope! I am [good to go]!
23:11
Wow I can't believe this house has everything I need to make pasta this is incredible
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:11 PM
ME ? YEA. GOT HERE AT THE SAME TIME AS THE [Trojan.]
23:11
I M GROVER.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:11 PM
he fell asleep at the table
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:12 PM
Spamton prints this onto a piece of paper that comes out of his mouth. I M SOMETHING OF A [Profeshional Shef] MYSELF
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hulksmasher79 pinned a message to this channel. 25-Feb-22 11:12 PM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:12 PM
................You keep it, pal.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 25-Feb-22 11:12 PM
OH YUM
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 11:13 PM
fell asleep as well
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:13 PM
Grover looks at the paper. I AM WELL ON MY WAY TO HAVING BELIEVED SIX IMPOSSIBLE THINGS BEFORE BREAK[Fuss]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 11:13 PM
he's awake now though
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:13 PM
hes not
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:13 PM
[Vegan-friendly!] MADE ONLY OF [Trees]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 25-Feb-22 11:14 PM
IF YOU WERE AROUND HERE [yesteryear] YOU COULD HAVE HAD BACK NANAIMO
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:15 PM
WHAT THE [Forty-three percent off!] IS A [Nano]MINO
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:17 PM
It's a pleasure to meet you Grover! I hope the house has been accommodating so far?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:17 PM
We're making ravioli fuck yeah If you all promise to behave you can have leftovers okay?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:18 PM
🤨
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:18 PM
MUCH OBLIGED. WHAT MIGHT YOUR NAME BE?
23:18
THIS HOUSE IS SURE... SOMETHIN ALRIGHT
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:19 PM
BEHAVE [Like] WHAT
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:19 PM
One, I can cook for myself, you can't tempt me with treats like I'm a little animal, two, what do you mean behave?
23:19
I'm known as Anton, or Big shot! it's a pleasure to meet you! He does a little wave
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:21 PM
[Thank ya' Kindly Sir!] He clears his throat. THANKS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:21 PM
Running his hand down his face I'm sorry I am just extremely nervous, I want this to go right! All I wanted was a night with no shenanigans!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:22 PM
Hes awake now [huh wuh]
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:22 PM
IF YOU WANTED [No Horseplay] YOU SHOULD VE PICKED A NICER [Venue]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:23 PM
[wait ]] do you need [somewhere to go?]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 25-Feb-22 11:23 PM
Frozen looks around at them all. TOO MANY SPAMTON"S IN THE KITCHEN SPOIL THE [pipis].
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Married to Spamton 25-Feb-22 11:23 PM
SAD
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JOE BOT 25-Feb-22 11:23 PM
DID SOMEONE ASK FOR JOE
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:23 PM
I mean you can always go- NOOOOOOOOO OOOUGHHHHH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:23 PM
Is losing his dignity by the second
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Married to Spamton 25-Feb-22 11:23 PM
gif wont play life is hell
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:24 PM
ENL4RGE YOURSELF Spamton's head grows in size. He begins firing projectiles out of his mouth at Joe.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:24 PM
You can just ignore us and do your work, don't worry about it, we don't bite unless prompted!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:24 PM
I AM MORE SCARED OF THIS ROOM THAN THE BATHROOM. He leaves.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:24 PM
Chances are, it won't hit you if you pretend it doesn't exist! It's worked out for me!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:25 PM
[man cya]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:25 PM
Okay this was a bad idea. He picks up his stuff, puts it in the fridge, and puts a nice label on it that says 'ravioli maybe' before going to Sera I need a place to go.
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JOE BOT 25-Feb-22 11:26 PM
YOU CAN TAKE MY [airforce one] JACK ITS A HOOT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:26 PM
You wanna [follow me!] to my world or something? I’m sure I can [get ya in anywhere].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:27 PM
Will it be safe for a Light Ner?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:27 PM
[ We’ll see!]
23:28
They [messy] with you, I’ll [heard about] it. There isn’t anything to be [concern] about, I’m just [gave you a hard time.]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:28 PM
I owe you one, Sera.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 11:30 PM
leans his head on sera's shoulder TAKE 'EM TO THE PARK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:31 PM
[ teehee ] you owe me [cornchip] He stands up, stretching, patting sebs head. [Thatsa] the plan!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:31 PM
Okay i'll meet you in the common area I just need to not be wearing... this I need to change.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:31 PM
[packing] picnic basket
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:31 PM
Park? He tilts his head curiously
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 25-Feb-22 11:31 PM
[Will tell later]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 25-Feb-22 11:31 PM
YEAH smiles
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:32 PM
Okay ( ´ ▽ ` )
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:33 PM
Spamton is continuing to make an absolute mess of the kitchen. There's text that says "$DEALS BARGAIN PRICE VALUE" all over the place. He seems to be unaware that his target has eluded him...
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:34 PM
Hey, buddy, Sales are over! You can put these away now
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 25-Feb-22 11:36 PM
Spamton returns to "normal". SORRY WHEN I SEE [Red White and Blue] I JU$T CANT HELPMY SELF FROM [Seeing Red]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 25-Feb-22 11:45 PM
Understandable 😔
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:23 AM
stabs one of the leftover cold pancakes and chows down
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:29 AM
He comes in bolting from the common area with his paparazzi evading skills, and then takes a moment at the door to take a breath. Hi.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:29 AM
raises his fork in greeting WHATS THE RUSH?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:29 AM
I didn't wanna see anyone out there
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:29 AM
He makes his grand return to the kitchen... more cofee time.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:30 AM
OH LET ME MAKE MORE COFFE FOR YOU SERA
00:30
he stands up, stretching a bit before going over to the machine to make more sludge
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:30 AM
Oh [thank you dear!] He sits back down Hi!! Nice to see you again Greedton!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:31 AM
Hey Sera How's the two of you tonight? He takes a seat at the table as well
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:31 AM
YOU WANT SOME [late night] COFFEE GREEDTON?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:31 AM
Pretty good! I just— Nah.... Theres no fucking way. Seb are you [wearing heels] or something?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:31 AM
My digestive problems can't get worse than they already are, sure why not
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:32 AM
He raises up, seems like he also fell asleep Whuh huh
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:32 AM
HUH? NOT ANY DIFFERENT THAN MY USUAL
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00:32
ANTON, COFFE?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:32 AM
Morning, kiddo
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:32 AM
Two cup
00:32
Morning!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:32 AM
..... Right. He has the 🤨 look on his face
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:33 AM
raises his eyebrow but says nothing, making 5 cups of coffee in total and bringing them to the table
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:34 AM
He chugs one like it's water, his eyes widen, and he perks up. He takes the second cup and sips it slowly
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:35 AM
Takes one of the mugs and swirls it around before drinking it, but stops when he sees Anton go ham on the coffee, staring at him.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:35 AM
sits down and sips at his coffer, chirping
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:36 AM
What?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:36 AM
Sera’s looking under the table at Seb’s shoes....... they’re normal. What the fucks going on?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:36 AM
You're gonna put a hole through your stomach like that, Anton
00:36
Or overheat again
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:37 AM
hEAHEAHEAHEA
00:37
[Inner CPU temperature: 69°C]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:37 AM
NICE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:37 AM
Nice
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:37 AM
Nice.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:38 AM
WHY YOU LOOKING AT MY [feet] SERA? 🤨
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:38 AM
In any case just watch your coffee intake
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:38 AM
He takes a sip of his own coffee, finger tapping on the table [ Mind your business? ]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:38 AM
🤨
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:38 AM
I will, I will! I just have been having a hard time staying normally awake.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:39 AM
YOU HAVE?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:39 AM
.... Oh??
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:39 AM
Usually going to bed at regular hours takes care of that
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:39 AM
makes a small worried noise ANY REASON WHY?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:39 AM
[ Mind your business? ]
00:39
NO I JUST HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:39 AM
huffs but laughs at the voiceclip
00:39
MAKE SURE YOU TAKE [union mandated breaks], MISTER BIG SHOT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:40 AM
Y'know that's how you get a breakdown live on national television
00:40
Listen to your uncle, he knows what he's talking about
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:40 AM
He laughs too Yeah! Let’s [avoidance ] that!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:41 AM
I'M TAKING THE AVERAGE ADDISON WORK-SLEEP BASED ON ALGORITHM CALCULATIONS.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:41 AM
Maybe switch to [above-average]? See if it [helpa ] you?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:42 AM
SO 4 HOURS?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:42 AM
😀
00:43
Huh??
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:43 AM
:D Huh?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:43 AM
ANTON....
00:43
GETTING YOUR [8 hours of sleep daily] IS IMPORTANT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:44 AM
Kid
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:44 AM
puts his hand over antons YOU DONT WANT TO [crash n' burn] OUT.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:44 AM
Do you want to flop hard with a bunch of scandals to your name? Because that's how you flop hard with a bunch of scandals to your name
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:44 AM
Don’t run [days on minimal sleep]!! I used to [doing that] and. It did not end well.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:44 AM
ALGORITHMS DONT HAVE YOUR [best western] INTERESTS AT HEART KID.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:45 AM
Get your proper sleep Stop abusing stimulants You don't wanna end up like the three of us
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:45 AM
I'M NOT HUMAN. 8 HOURS IS A LIE AND A LOSS OF PRODUCTIVITY WHEN IN WEEKDAYS ACTIVITY IS AROUND 4AM TO 10PM BUT I SEE YOUR POINT.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:45 AM
.....
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:46 AM
DON'T YOU [call the shots] WHEN IT COMES TO THAT STUFF?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:46 AM
I will take more down time, alright!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:46 AM
I DONT MEAN TO [nag nag nag] YOU I JUST [worry]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:47 AM
You better! Cuz I've been down that path and it's not pretty
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:47 AM
I do mean to [nag nag nag] you though!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:47 AM
And also it will follow you forever
00:47
Everyone thinks they're invincible until they get their first acid reflux episode
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:47 AM
I DON'T CONTROL LIGHTNER BEHAVIOR, THAT'S JUST FACTS! I JUST TRY MAXIMIZING PROFIT
00:48
TAKE AN [ENO] AND CALL IT A DAY
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:48 AM
gives sera a worried side glance
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:48 AM
You're one of the richest men in Cyber City! You can hire people to do that work for you, wise guy!
00:48
You ever thought about that?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:49 AM
He glances worriedly back
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He scoots his chair just a bit closer to Seb. You gotta take a [Lovely vacations] soon.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:51 AM
I HAVE ! I HAVE PLENTY OF WORKERS HANDLING [ Advertising Campaign Manager. Advertising Director. Advertising Traffic Manager. Broadcast Account Manager. Creative Director. Digital Advertising Manager. Digital Advertising Sales Manager. Events Manager. Major Account Manager. Marketing Manager. Media Director. Promotions Manager. Sales Manager. Senior Account Director.]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:51 AM
.....
00:52
He scoots a bit closer
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:52 AM
Then what the fuck kinda job you're working if you feel like you need to work from 4 am to 10 pm? When I had the company I'd clock in at 9 and leave at 4 the way the good Angels intended If anyone needed me they could talk to my assistant
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:53 AM
whispers to sera his rash. does it look like its [expand]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:53 AM
Whisper That happens under [stressful situation.]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:54 AM
worried chirping
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 12:58 AM
I am the director of several sectors of my company and Model of a few advertising subsectors of my company. I am in charge of things I do not trust people enough to take care of because I've tried before and they kept questioning the [Phone]'s methods in the past so I have to keep a watch on things but the thing is I've also taken part time car maintenance now to get my mind off work and I also do weekly visits to the antiviral facilities to see if I can help people in need as well as [Volunteering] in the high traffic areas handing out a few resources and- His rash seems to be getting to his face as he speaks this, He's vibrating slightly
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 12:58 AM
Anton! [Breathe.]
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He turns to Seb, worried sick
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:59 AM
Woah woah, okay! He puts a hand on Anton's shoulder Take a deep breath now, it's okay
00:59
Sorry I got you worked up
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 12:59 AM
squeezes anton's hand Hey kid. kid. Look at me.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:01 AM
He takes a deep breath, looking at Greedton then Seb, Smiling at both Sorry! It's alright! I got caught up in my own head here! It's over now!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:01 AM
hums, but doesnt let go of anton's hand Look me in the eyes kid and take a few more deep breaths, okay? For me?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:02 AM
Y'see, this is why you shouldn't give a guy two cups of coffee He stares at Seb with a frown at eleven in the evening if he asks for it
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:03 AM
He’s pulled his glasses off, looking at Anton with concern, finger tapping harder on the table.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:03 AM
USUALLY HE'S [a-oaky]!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:04 AM
I mean. Let's be sensible here Two cups of coffee are never okay at 11 PM
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:04 AM
He does so, it's hard to look at him but he breathes in, giving his best loser smile
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01:05
I like coffee though. It keeps me going!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:05 AM
Well you don't really need to keep going anywhere this late at night, do you
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:06 AM
notices anton's avoidance at looking at him but says nothing. Thats something to deal with later. He smiles back Thanks for indulgin' me, kid. help at all?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:09 AM
I want to spend time with people I care! So I figured a cup and a crash was fine.
01:09
He beeps to Seb, smiling softly Yes. You're a real lifesaver [Proud Wrestling Uncle]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:10 AM
bumps his nose and chirps 'm just tryin' to help!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:11 AM
He bumps back, sighing You do great. He turns to Greedton You too! Thank you for putting up with my...[Moment]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:13 AM
I wasn't "putting up" with it, I was worried about you Don't want you... He gestures to the kitchen floorFreaking out and turning into an overheating viroviro monster
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:15 AM
...... They’ve gotta talk about this. Between Seb’s teeth and new height, and all this going on with Anton. The both of them. They aren’t doing too hot. His nerves are shot. He’s gotta get better at doing something when these things happen.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:15 AM
crack
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:15 AM
I would be a nice one though! Being [ViroViro shaped] Isn't as bad as you'd think--
01:16
He turns to Seb Are you okay?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:16 AM
The noise makes him wince, visibly.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:16 AM
YEAH I JUST [shifted wrong] IN MY SEAT
01:17
YOU KNOW HOW [old bones] CAN BE
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:17 AM
He tries to inspect Seb without moving from his seat
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:18 AM
Wh- He looks around between the loud crack from Seb, the viroviro markings and shaking on Anton and Sera's overall terrified expression and waves his arms How am I the most well put together person in this room?? I was high on Valium for half the afternoon today!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:18 AM
I'M NORMAL
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:18 AM
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:18 AM
NO YOU'RE NOT! How long are you gonna keep lying to yourself like this, Seb?
01:19
Look around! None of us is normal!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:19 AM
I think at this point you might be He rubs his face
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:20 AM
LOOK IM NOT [honse shaped] OR ANYTHING
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:20 AM
We....... we [gotta] talk about this. [Eventually.]
01:20
His leg is bouncing. He’s trying to ignore it.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:21 AM
Eventually? When's that gonna be? When one of you goes off the deep end again?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:21 AM
THERE IS NOTHING 2 TALK ABOUT [at least regarding me!] [do not fret]
01:21
MY BONES JUST LOVE TO [creak and crack] SINCE I AM [olde]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:21 AM
Eventually.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:22 AM
You're younger than me, Seb That wasn't your bones
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:22 AM
He leans over to whisper to Greedton Eventually when [certain folks] admit there’s an [issues.]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:23 AM
He looks at Seb Alright I'll be honest. I've been worried about you too a lot Seb. I'm not going to prod on it right now, but we should try talking about it when you're ready. Things have just been...Worrying since whatever you and Spencer did. in that parking lot
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:24 AM
He looks back at Sera and shakes his head with a wince. He's never gonna admit that, is what the expression says.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:24 AM
Sera gives a look back. He knows.
01:25
He sits back down. We do... need to have [chatting hour!] sooner, rather than [later on in time.]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:25 AM
He widens his eyes and shrugs vehemently. You're gonna do nothing about it?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:25 AM
Gonna do his god damn best
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:26 AM
laughs nervously and stands up, shaking his head a bit as he experiences some vertigo with the motion SORRY [folks!] I AM [uncomfortable when its about me?] SO IM GONNA GO [get some fresh air] AHEAHAHAAHA
01:26
he slides out of the kitchen quick as can be, heading towards his room
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:27 AM
Seb-!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:27 AM
Sure, sure He leans forward to shout after Seb Make sure you don't do anything that would let us help you! Don't wanna be too close to anyone, right?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:28 AM
He gives Greedton a look Please quit [poking the bear]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:28 AM
He notices how tall he's gotten and has a worried expression. A few of the rashes seem to have taken a redder shade rather than the usual hot pink and he shouts as well Please Seb... Take care of yourself
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:29 AM
He leans back, an elbow on the table, and holds his forehead with a sigh. Sorry.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:31 AM
Anton- Hey. He offers up his hand. The other is there, if Greedton would like. It’s [alright.] I just... don’t want to [make things] more stressful for him right now. I... don’t know [exactly] what it is. I just know he hasn’t told me [the entire truth, and nothing but it.]
01:32
And he’s allowed to have his [secrets], but... It’s worrying when they have [ negative effects] like this.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:34 AM
He eyes the hand tentatively, but doesn't take it. Why, why, why does he do that? You'd think a guy who's so giddy with holding hands and hugs would be more open What, do we have to punch it out of him like they had to do to me? It just frustrates me because I worry and I don't know why! Maybe it means that if something happens to him I'll have to bite the bullet and buy a lighter, I dunno If that's all it takes to care about someone then so be it
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:35 AM
His eyes remain on the table in front of him You’re[worrying] because you’re his [friendship]?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:35 AM
He takes his hand, squeezing it reassuringly Yeah I know sometimes you have to be patient with him...It's just ...It's obvious he's trying to hide whatever that is. But it's not really working well. He's always been in denial like this since the start but it doesn't make me worry any less you know?
01:36
It's a bad coping mechanism...Even if i'm a hypocrite for burying myself in work over my issues He groans
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:37 AM
You are. You aren’t [immunity] from this conversation either. You both have me [worried sick.] we need to [talking about things].
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:38 AM
I think we do. Specially since you might have...experience with it. It's hard admitting it though.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:38 AM
And you just let him indulge in it? He throws a hand out to punctuate his words. You know how much it sucks to say "hey, I'm fine" when it's very obvious you're not And nobody does anything? Nobody looks at you and says "no it's fucking not, look at you" Or instead of that they just look at you with a pained expression, like you're the one that's supposed to tell them
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:40 AM
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:40 AM
He's already in denial! He's not gonna look at you and say He sentence-mixes the next few words with his voicebox, they're all in Seb's voice. [["Yeah maybe you're right maybe we should talk about it"]]
01:41
[["Heaheahea"]]
01:41
You know!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:42 AM
The mans more [stubborn than a mule.] And it’s not like I can [forcing him] to talk! He [runs away] as soon as he can, and Chasing a [cornered animal ] is a terrible idea!
01:42
But. You are right. There is [issue], whether we [admittance] to it or not.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:43 AM
He looks down, clenching his fist. He's taking his words and processing it.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:43 AM
You gotta try! You can't just not do anything
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:43 AM
And we need to do something’s
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[*something]
01:43
Sooner rather than later.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:43 AM
He looks at Sera Do you want to check up on him tonight?
01:44
I don't think he should have another [24-Hour][Depression nap]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:44 AM
Whatever you think I can help with, let me know
01:44
I can make soup, I've been cooking soup a lot lately
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:44 AM
We should. [No idea] if he’ll answer. But. He does need us. Hey Greedton? Thanks. You’re [the most reliable guy] at times. I appreciate you a lot.
01:45
He gives him a genuinely kind smile.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:45 AM
He lifts his eyes up to the ceiling, like he doesn't wanna meet Sera's Well, someone here has to be
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:45 AM
He looks at greedton, smiling. Yes, thank you. You've been a real [Big Shot] Lately.
01:45
I think he'd like some soup too.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:46 AM
What [kinda] soup?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:47 AM
He waves a hand at Anton Save the compliments for when I fix my own life. Stands up and looks around the kitchen. I dunno. Anything can be soup. What kind of stuff he likes to eat?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:47 AM
[ Got damn ] anything.
01:47
....... [disgusting ] olives.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:47 AM
and vinegar.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:48 AM
[oh my god] he’s so gross
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:48 AM
... I'm not putting olives in my soup
01:48
Or vinegar
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01:48
Maybe we can make a salad on the side for these, how does that sound?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:48 AM
Can you [toss them in] his bowl specifically?
01:49
Think he’d [love] it.
01:49
Sounds wonderful, actually.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:49 AM
He laughs
01:51
He gets up, determined Then we should go there? Sera?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:51 AM
Alright, let's see what you guys have. He opens up the pantry, looks around and grabs a few vegetables and spices, putting them on the table. Then, he turns to the fridge, checking for more ingredients and some sort of protein to put in the soup. Not looking out yet, he points in Anton's general direction. Kid, go get me a crockpot before you go
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:52 AM
Yeah. We’ll go up there, Anton.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 26-Feb-22 01:52 AM
SPECIL INGREDIENCE * Spamton deploys one bell pepper.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:52 AM
Very cool spamton
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:52 AM
[oh turn up]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:53 AM
Gotcha! He goes digging for the slow cooker they have and brings it to Greedton
01:53
Does this one work?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:54 AM
He looks out for a moment, and nods Yeah, this is perfect honey, put it over the stove
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 01:55 AM
He smiles brightly as the cooker is deployed and salutes ALRIGHT. WE HAVE AN OPERATION: SEB TLC TO EXECUTE.
01:55
He takes Sera's hand and pulls him towards the exit We should be back soon!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Feb-22 01:55 AM
Is pulled along [See you soon!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 01:56 AM
He's got his back turned, washing the ingredients in the sink, and lifts a hand to wave at them. Good luck!
01:59
And he's working on the soup. Taking his time.
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HYPERLINK [$#?!]ED BOT 26-Feb-22 02:01 AM
NEEDS [Spiceys]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 26-Feb-22 02:01 AM
I got that covered, buddy.
02:01
Don't worry, I'll use your bell pepper
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 04:00 PM
He's in the kitchen now, cooking properly what he was trying to cook last night now that the kitchen is empty. He is rolling out pasta and separating eggs with... some amount of success Can't believe I lost my [?!#!] cool like that, [cheese and rice].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 04:58 PM
Approximately one hour later there is a note on the fridge and a container in the fridge filled with cheese ravioli and a jar of sauce Housemates-- Apologies for my behavior the night prior, especially to Anton. Please enjoy the pasta in the fridge. It's not Uovo in Raviolo like I wanted, but it tastes good. In edition, we are now out of eggs, tomatos, and red pepper flakes. Sincerest apologies again. --Esau
17:03
The dishes are clean and put away neatly, although the garbage is filled with tomato skins and eggshells
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Feb-22 05:11 PM
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:30 PM
Grover walks in and sees the note. He chuckles.
17:31
…I HAVEN T EATEN IN A FEW DAYS. HUH
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17:32
he fixes himself some of the pasta
17:34
muttering SURE HOPE THIS [Workout ready body] CAN EAT. LET ALONE TASTE
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he sits down and starts to eat. Slowly at first, then ravenously. It’s delicious, and he’s stressed. The food is soothing OH THANK [h e a v e n] I CAN [The taste you can see!] FOOD
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:44 PM
J heard commotion in the kitchen, and walked inside, folding his cane just in case someone was there. Hello. Anyone here?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:45 PM
OH HI J
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ITS ME . GROVER
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UM.
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:46 PM
Hi Grover! Nice to see you again. What are you up to?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:47 PM
JUST HAVING SOME BREAKFAST. ESAU MADE SOME GOO D LEFTOVERS. WANT SOME ?
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:48 PM
Uh, sure! Why not. He felt his way around and reached the chair pretty confidently, sitting down.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:48 PM
fixes another portion for him
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:49 PM
He didn't want to admit it, but he wasn't very hungry - just lonely. With everyone doing their own thing, he didn't know what to do with himself. Company was nice, though.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:50 PM
HEY UH. NOW MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST TIME BUT. I’M REALLY SORRY HOW THINGS WENT THE OTHER DAY.
17:50
I COULD V E BEEN MORE USEFUL.
17:50
I WAS PANICKING A BIT.
17:51
YOU WERE N T CONSCIOUS FOR THAT THOUGH I GUESS
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:51 PM
Huh? Oh, you mean that. It's [All great]! I mean, you [100%] helped, and - and I'm doing [fine, just fine!]
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:52 PM
HAHA. ANYWAYS. IM JUST GLAD YOU’RE [a-ok!]
17:52
…thanks.
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:53 PM
It's nothing. In fact, I should thank you. You helped me.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:53 PM
SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
17:54
he blushes YOU RE 2 KIND
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:55 PM
I'm uh... Not doing [much]. I mean. Every[1] has their own thing going. I don't want to [useless] get in the way, ya know? There was a strange lag to his voice - a feature he did not posess earlier.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 05:56 PM
I FEEL SIMILAR. I FEEL OUT OF PLACE AND I DONT WANNA STEP ON ANY 1s [Head shoulders knees and toes]
17:56
YOUR FINE THOUGH
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Grover has just finished folding origami crane. His hands are constantly fidgeting.
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 05:58 PM
Maybe, but it doesn't feel this way. It's just, you have so much in common! I can't even relate to most of it. Maybe I... Should've taken that phone call...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:00 PM
HEY REGRETTING THINGS IS EASY. MOVING ON IS HARD. BUT ITS WHAT WE G O TTA DO. IM HERE IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT TH OUGH
18:01
Grover is looking at the crane. He doesn’t even remember picking up any paper.
18:02
he unfolds it. It is a picture of a hot dog. HUH
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:02 PM
He took a deep breath, composing himself, before relaxing a little. Thanks, Grover. How have you been, though? Are you adjusting fine?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:04 PM
AHAH. WELL. IM TRYING TO TAKE THINGS IN STRIDE. BUT IM A FOOT SHORTER THAN I USED TO BE AND ITS START ING TO PIES ME OFF
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:05 PM
Really? That's [weird]. Maybe it's the effects of the void..?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:07 PM
MAYBE. I DUNNO. WISH I WERE [human again, only human again]. WISH I WERE BACK IN MY APARTMENT. AT LEAST THE PE OPLE HERE ARE NICE
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…AND I HAVE BEEN CRAVING E X C ITEMEN T
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:08 PM
Excitement? What do you mean by that?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:10 PM
EH, IVE JUST BEENLIVING A BORING LIFE LATELY. I TELL YA. WHEN I WAS IN MY [Roaring 20s] I HAD A LIFETIME OF EXCITEMENT AND A LIFETIME OF FAILURE.
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:11 PM
Ohh. The [Golden days]... I think, this is what I missed. Didn't get my [ONE IN A MILLION] chance.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:11 PM
BEEN ON THE [Straight and narrow] SINCE THEN BUT SOMETIMES I KIND A MISS IT
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:12 PM
Huh. Could relate to missing something...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:15 PM
grover smiles. WANNA ELABORATE?
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:15 PM
He vaguely pointed towards his face, smiling a bit sourly. Well uh. I mean.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:17 PM
OH. [%#>^] UH. RIGHT. THOUGHT YOU MEANT. METAPHORICALLY.
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he stands up awkwardly snd bumps the table.
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:18 PM
Well uh. That as well. Maybe I miss my childhood. My brothers, I think. We were close.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:18 PM
SORRY. AGAIN.
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:18 PM
It's fine. Don't mention it.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:19 PM
…I MISS MY SIBLINGS TOO. YEAH. THATS NOT A GREAT FEELING.
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Grover is clearing the table and washing dishes
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:20 PM
It's uh. A bit lonely without them. But, I guess, they didn't really pay me any mind lately. So it's not like something changed.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:25 PM
WE JUST GOTTA FIND NEW PE O PLE THAT APPRECIATE US AND THAT MAKES THE [loss.jpg] EASIER. …LEAST THATS WHAT I TELL MYSELF EHAHEHA
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:26 PM
Huh. I guess you are right. Just finding those people is hard.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:27 PM
DON T I KNOW IT. THIS LOT SEEMS TRUSTWORTHY THOUGH. WORSE PLACES TO BE HOLED UP.
18:28
AIGHT I GOTT A GET GOIN.
18:28
GOT SOME PROJECTS I NEED TO WORK ON.
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:28 PM
J chuckled a bit sourly. You're not wrong, really. Well, goodbye! Have a good one.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:28 PM
ANYTHING I CAN [F1] WITH FIRST?
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Spamton J BOT 26-Feb-22 06:30 PM
He got up, unfolding his cane. Nah, thanks. I've gotta do things on my own. Good luck! `He headed to the stairs, walking up to the second floor.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 26-Feb-22 06:30 PM
NICE CHATTIN WITH YA'
18:32
Grover heads back to his room, refolding the hot dog into a crane as he walks.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 26-Feb-22 11:35 PM
+Now he is here in the kitchen and sets down the cake box and looks at it then at miniton before opening the box to show him+ I MADE THE FROSTING AND SPELLED IT MYSELF! SMALL DRAGON ANTON HERE!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Feb-22 11:56 PM
He enters the kitchen and goes to the fridge to get some pasta, before peering at the note he left on the fridge, noticing that it has been added to by Skunkton ...Yeah, I deserved that. I'll add it to my to-do list. He proceeds to microwave some pasta Nice cake, by the way.
00:02
He takes his pasta and proceeds to head back into the common area with an extra bowl
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:05 AM
+A big smile and he laughs+ THANK YOU I MADE IT WITH MY SISTER, SUSIE! +Though he closes the box gently and places the cake box in the fridge and then he adjusts his tie uncomfortably and turns back to viroton+ Small Dragon Anton! I'm curious, do you have a family?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:06 AM
He laughs at the sight of cake and smiles happy I BET IT'S DELICIOUS!!!
00:07
He thinks for a moment Well I think I have one now! It is small but I've never had one before, so I'm content with what I have!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:08 AM
OH! TELL ME ABOUT THEM! I'm curious about your family! +He takes a seat and the suit he was wearing creases worryingly along the arms+
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:16 AM
He sits on the desk, making a leftover pizza saver as his seat Well you actually know them! Sera and Seb, the ones that accidentally turned into a [honse] remember?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:20 AM
OH! YES! SEBASTIUS AND SERAPHIUM! ...I am still sorry though! +He seems a bit embarrassed for once his hand rests on the back of his neck and the smile appears more sheepish than valiant+ STILL THERE IS MUCH FOR ME TO LEARN! DO TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU MET? OR WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ADVENTURES ARE? HAVE THEY SAVED YOU FROM DANGER?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:26 AM
Sebastian and Serafino but close! It's okay, I think they liked it!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:30 AM
OH! WHAT MARVELOUS NAMES! AND THEN WELL I CAN BRING TROJAN NEXT TIME! +He seems pleased with this information fist pumping and ripping a hole in his sleeve, he hasn't noticed+
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:33 AM
Another pause as he thinks a bit Well... We met each other here in this room! One day I took a wrong turn at the [Queen's mansion] And i ended up outdoors! It looked exactly like another room, but instead there were other Spamtons. Just 3 of us...Me, Frozen--The guy who was accusing me of being possibly dangerous, and Sera! He was plushie sized and lived in the roof back then!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:34 AM
+Eyes wide he listens intently but a small ! speech bubble pops up+ HE WAS A SPRITE? IS THIS CURRENTLY SERAFINO'S BOSS FORM?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:40 AM
No he was actually even taller than before! Apparently. He fell into a [shrinking solution] and became tiny!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:40 AM
+Places a hand to his mouth+ SOUNDS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO SWATCH!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:41 AM
....Your swatch got [Shrinky dinky] ??? He bursts out laughing
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:42 AM
YES! I HEARD ABOUT IT IT WAS SUCH A SHAME +Shaking his head+ HIS UNFORTUNATE MUSCLES!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:43 AM
That sucks! Oh well!
00:43
He clears his throat And then after that... Seb came in the form of a 11ft tall Spamton NEO! He was still attached to the strings and couldn't really move much in the room.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:45 AM
+A pause at the word NEO, a couple of blinks before 3 ! bubbles appear+ WHAT! SEBASTIAN COMBATTED THE BEAST OF NEO? HOW IMPRESSIVE! HE MUST BE A VERY ADMIRABLE MAN! THE NEO VESSEL IS A TRULY FRIGHTENING THING!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:47 AM
I wouldn't say combatted, the vessel is part of him by now, you know? But oh There's way too much that happened because of that body that I don't blame you for calling it frightening. Because of all that I've sworn myself of ever touching it!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 12:51 AM
But the vessel is a trial in itself dear Anton! +Standing up he stands on the table making sure not to step on him as he raises a fist+ NEO IS A BODY OF POWER AND A WILL OF ITS OWN! IT TESTS YOUR METTEL A DEVIL'S WHISPER THAT TURNS ANY CREATURE'S DESIRES INTO TWISTED WISHES! +He points to Viroton+ NO MATTER HOW GOOD INTENTIONED YOUR WISHES ARE, NEO SEEKS POWER, FREEDOM, AND REQUIRES SACRIFICE! TO POSSESS SUCH A FORM IS A SIGN THAT YOU'VE TRIUMPHED OVER SELF ADVERSITY! +He sits down now calm or as calm as Chan can be with a smile+ Sebastian is a man to be respected for his trials I see! I wish to some day combat him in wrestling! IM SURE IT WILL BE A GLORIOUS EXPERIENCE!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 12:56 AM
He smiles a bit, curiously I... See. I never really thought of this side. I only thought it was a reflection of your deepest wishes. But if you put it like that I'd say Seb is currently in a battle with the things [Neo] represents... But I'm sure he'll win it, specially with people like us by his side! He makes a little determined closed fist gesture I really believe in him.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:01 AM
Sebastian is a good man! EVEN THOUGH I DONT REALLY KNOW HIM PERSONALLY! I FOLLOW WHAT THIS TELLS ME! +Giving his chest 2 smacks a light heart outline appears.+ IF HE STRUGGLES I HOPE HE SOMEDAY FINDS THAT THERE ARE MANY GOOD PEOPLE WHO WILL HELP HIM FIGHT! If I CAN DO IT FOR MY NONI SO CAN YOU! +He picks up Viroton with his hands+ DO PLEASE TELL ME MORE THOUGH! I LOVE HEARING YOUR STORY ANTON!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:04 AM
He squeaks like a little bat when he's picked up I WILL TRY MY BEST FOR HIM!
01:06
He thinks for a bit Well it was us and a few more guys for sure! They all have helped me a lot in their own way, I would come here after work hours and just spend time here because I had a strained relationship with my friends ...Which is a [Work In Progress] but better than before! But I think what truly united us together was...
01:06
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01:10
I cannot tell you what it is for personal reasons, I hope you understand that. But Me and Sera had to go after Seb after he was upset over what someone said. He had gotten a [Soul] From Sera and that ended up...not being a good thing. We talked. We brought him home...
01:12
And then both of them got into a fight! Seb almost died and Sera got [Raptured] as a result! I think I saw the light world and too many incomprehensible things then! It was a whole mess.
01:13
If you told me these two would be the lovebirds they are today at that point I would've laughed at you !
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:15 AM
+His eyes are shining, the speechbubbles that pop up also have a distinct shine to them, he's enthralled by this story+ OH DONT WORRY! Some details are best left private! I APPRECIATE ALL YOU'RE TELLING ME IT SOUNDS LIKE QUITE AN ORDEAL BUT! BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ALL ARE OK! THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY! All stories have their struggles, but what makes these stories fun to listen to is seeing the person in front of me still well and loved! That's when I know this story has a happy ending!
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LOVE IS SUCH AN INTERESTING THING! IT IS A BOND THAT COMES IN MANY FORMS AND SHAPED BY EXPERIENCES! IT IS BEAUTIFUL FOR WHAT IT IS ANTON! I AM HAPPY TO HEAR tHEY ARE TOGETHER!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:20 AM
he knocks gently on the doorframe …Not interrupting anything I hope?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:21 AM
+Looking up from listening he laughs cheerily+ SAUL! NOT AT ALL! I WAS LISTENING TO ANTON'S TALES ABOUT HIS FAMILY COME JOIN US ITS AN INTERESTING STORY!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:22 AM
He squeaks happily, there are flowery and heart emojis surrounding him I guess you're right! This is very much how I feel about them. I just want them to be happy at this point, you know! He sees Saul and Waves Yeah! It's just story time by now!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:23 AM
he smiles, walks in and grabs a chair, which he sits on backwards because that’s what cool people do 😎 Oh yeah? I’d love to hear more of your story, pal!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:24 AM
Well I was just getting to the part where I accidentally adopted Seb!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:24 AM
+It appears he's pleased with more company the speech bubbles with little smiley faces appears.+ I THINK EVERYONE DESERVES A HAPPY ENDING OR A CHANCE TO SAY IM SORRY AND HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS! +He is now back to staring at Viroton with big eyes+
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:25 AM
he leans in close on his chair, listening enthusiastically Oh yeah? I’d love to hear bout that!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 01:26 AM
he's standing outside the kitchen entrance, but remains hidden once he hears his name.... he's listening intently
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:27 AM
Well... Like I said one particularly bad fight, by throwing the soul back to Sera resulted into Seb's insides burning up badly! I'm pretty sure he would've died if I didn't take him to the hospital. So I picked him up and ran away to my cyber city. I was so worried I would lose a friend that clearly was going through a lot but I think my adrenaline really kicked up there and I ran the fastest I ever did!
01:30
And the thing is you can't exactly turn people in and get allowed visiting rights just because you found them sick, and since no one knew him and saying he was "Spamton" wouldn't fly as I was Spamton... I Lied a little bit! I was freaking out and said he was my uncle-- an old manager I knew from back in the day in one of my jobs ! It was total bullshit but It DID work out in the end
01:31
I also think I said he tried to use a bad battery to recharge his system and it burned up his insides and destroyed his body, they somehow did buy that too but I think it's because I'm rich.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:32 AM
BUT ITS NOT A LIE HE IS YOUR UNCLE! +He says with a big smile, fully confident with his conclusion+
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:32 AM
Wow, so you pretty much really are family now!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:33 AM
NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE SAVING YOUR LOVED ONES FROM GREVIOUS INJURIES!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:35 AM
He is now to me at least! We kept joking about it with each other while in the hospital about him being my Funcle [Fake Uncle] But the more I said it the more I was taking it seriously? I just hope he believes the same!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:37 AM
Well, I think in a lot of ways, actions speak louder than words…it’s pretty clear to me ya both care about each other like family.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:38 AM
IM SURE HE DOES! Sebastian is a good man from all you've told me! GOOD MEN SELDOM ABANDON POWER AND OVERCOME TRIALS FOR THOSE THEY LOVE! AND YOU ARE NO FOOL ANTON! TRUST WHAT'S HERE AND YOUR EXPERIENCES! +He gives Viroton's chest with a finger, gently+ TRUST THE MAN CARES ABOUT YOU IM SURE HE HAS NO DOUBT YOU FEEL HES FAMILY!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:38 AM
…It’s…really nice to see. I hope that’s not too weird to say ehahaha.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:39 AM
BE PROUD Of YOUR POSITIVITY SAUL! STRANGE OR NO ITS A GOOD THING RIGHT?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:39 AM
He chirps, holding Chadton's finger and looking at Saul No no! It's not weird at all! I appreciate it. I really believe that as well.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:41 AM
I dig your new look, by the way. Always wanted to dye my hair purple.
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:41 AM
I think it's special to me because we stayed a whole month there and got to know each other better as people. I guess we did that as well back here in the chamber but nothing screams understanding each other more than just talking random shit in between Physiotherapy sessions because your ["Please adopt me is this a weird thing to think about"] figure has to get used to his new strong bionic arm encased by pure gold that you now lose arm wrestling matches to---He's out of breath on this one. A rambler
01:42
Oh this isn't new! I got sick the other day and it just happens now, like the horse stuff. 1 in 20 chances of my pipis coming out [viroton flavored]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:42 AM
he chuckles Whoa, take a breather lil fella. But yeah, sounds like you’ve really been through hell and back.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 01:43 AM
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:45 AM
Apologies! I just get very rambly at times! It's hard to stop when I do it!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:45 AM
Ya know, maybe you oughta tell Seb about all this sometime. Really have a heart to heart. You don’t wanna keep this stuff to yourself. I know from experience, ya gotta tell people how much they mean to you…or…well…
01:47
and no worries lil fella, heck I talked your ear off the other night and you sat through it, it’s the least I can do ehaha. ‘Sides, I think I like stories almost as much as sir kinghtsalot here
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:48 AM
You're right! I really should make it clear even if by now it's a given. Too bad my actual vessel is [Knocked out cold] Right now or I'd give him another big ol' hug.
01:48
I loved hearing about your life as well, Saul. I think getting to just talk is the best bonding activity out there.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:48 AM
IM GLAD TO HEAR THIS STORY, WHILE YOUVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT YOU ARE HERE! You made it! +Once more moves his finger to give viroton a head pat+ But never forget to also take care of yourself too! The people who love you, believe you deserve happiness just as much as you believe they do! +Beaming proudly at Saul he nods wildly+ STORIES ARE MARVELOUS AND GRAND FUN! THEY TELL YOU MANY THINGS ABOUT A PERSON BUT ALSO THEY SHOW YOU THAT PEOPLE ARE AMAZING AND CAPABLE OF POSITIVE CHANGE!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:50 AM
He smiles and nods Well I had a whole thing about taking care of myself earlier so I'll definitely be doing that!
01:50
I also have more family than just Seb and Sera :D I want to talk about Spencer as well but by then we hadn't met just yet!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:51 AM
he blinks, then laughs If there were more folks like you two in the multiverse, maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad place, yknow?
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 01:51 AM
He got to the kitchen, hoping that maybe if he met someone there he could calmly explain that there was a monster in the house and to call for help. He immediately screamed THERE’S A [monster energy drink now 10% off when you order online through our online grocery delivery] IN THE HOUSE!!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:52 AM
Oh, of course! Go on, lol fel—
01:52
…A monster? Is there a Monster Spamton?? With big horns an stuff? Oh that’s rad as heck! I wanna see!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:53 AM
IF YOU NEED HELP WE CAN PICK A TIME TO EXERCISE TOGETHER OR HANG OUT! OH? SPENCER SOUNDS LIKE A FINE FEL- +Pauses and looks at the new arrival with a smile and waves+ HELLO! A MONSTER? CAN WE BEFRIEND THEM? MAYBE WE CAN ARM WRESTLE THEM!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:53 AM
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:54 AM
he’s fidgeting in place clearly excited about seeing a monster but also doesn’t want to be rude and leave mid story
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 01:54 AM
he continues screaming, he’s flipping the fuck out BIG [teeth so bright thanks to this new toothpaste]!! BIG BLACK [for dry red eyes clear eyes is awesome]!! HURRY!! LIVING ROOM!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:55 AM
he looks around the room and gets up Let’s pick up this story sometime soon ok? he passes by Seb on the way out oh, hi Seb : D
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:55 AM
He turns to Saul If you wanna see the monster you two can do so ? I don---
01:56
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:56 AM
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER SUSIE! +He notes how Viroton is feeling and stops getting up to sit down, sure he's curious but now he's a little worried+ DO NOT WORRY TELL ME ABOUT IT LATER! I WILL HANG OUT WITH ANTON I WANT TO HEAR MORE!
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 01:57 AM
He continues BLIND GUY!! SPENCE!! SKUNKY!! [Press F1 for help] THEM!!!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:58 AM
WORRY NOT CIVILLIAN SPAMTON! I BELIEVE IN SAUL'S CAPABILITIES!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 01:59 AM
That's several people against one [1] person, I think they should be fine! If not I am actually disappointed in the strength of spamton!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 01:59 AM
HE IS A BRAVE A VALIANT MAN WHO HAS OVERCOME ADVERSITY HE CAN GIVE ANY HOSTILE BEAST A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY! ALSO HE IS FRIENDLY SO HE CAN BEFRIEND THEM TOO! +He calls from the kitchen+ I BELIEVE IN YOU SAUL!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:00 AM
Theres a kicking noise on the ceiling. It’s coming from...Sebs room? It sounds like Sera’s big stupid homper stomper boots. A muffled shout of “QUIT [screaming] SO LOUD SOME [littol guys] ARE TRYING TO [snooze ] UP HERE” can be heard.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:01 AM
+Big smiles as he looks up and stands on the table to bang the ceiling joyfully+ OK SERAFINO I WILL! +He sits back down+
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:01 AM
he steps out from behind the doorframe finally
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 02:02 AM
he then realized this Spamton was a knight. Wait, a knight can save people!! He then rushed over to Chadton Hey!! You’re a [night to remember], right???
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:03 AM
He spots Seb, seeing his expression he raises a finger Seb...! Were you listening in this entire time???
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:03 AM
NOT THE WHOLE TIME BUT [half]
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:04 AM
+Curiously he looks at Spamtoon and tilts his head smile still in place+ THAT I AM! THOUGH RIGHT NOW I - +He sees Sebastian and immediately stands up to point+ THE STAR OF THE SHOW SEBASTIAN COME OVER! WE WERE JUST TALKING aBOUT YOU!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:04 AM
sniffles a little and shuffles in, sitting down at the table HI
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 02:05 AM
His face is twitching. Does nobody believe him??? Jesus Christ
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:07 AM
+He gives Spamtoon one of those really exaggerated nods and thumbs up+ WORRY NOT SAUL IS A TRUSTED AND STRONG COMPANION! HE HAS IT HANDLED! +Turning back to pay attention to Sebastian and Viroton he rips off the sleeve of his suit and hands it to Sebastian as a handkerchief+ HERE YOU GO SEBASTIAN THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:08 AM
gratefully takes the sleeve and wipes at his eye a bit THANK YOU...
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:09 AM
He flies towards him at high speeds for a hug
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 02:09 AM
He’s really freaked out, why isn’t anyone else freaked out too?? He then spots a rolling pin on the kitchen counter. Desperate, he grabs it and runs out the room
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:09 AM
smiles at the little viroton and pets his hair HEY THERE [little guy] AHEAHA
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:11 AM
SEBASTIAN! YOU'RE SUCH AN ADMIRABLE MAN! ANTON WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT YOU! I WAS ENTHRALLED BY THE TALE! YOU'VE GONE THROUGH THE TRIAL OF NEO AND WON!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:11 AM
AHEAHAH WELL... I DONT KNOW ABOUT [you won! congratulations! you won!] I THINK I AM STILL.... GOING THROUGH THE TRIAL MAYBE.
02:11
BUT [thank you kindly]
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:13 AM
He snuggles him, chirping softly I... Did you hear the uncle thing? His cheeks are a full square rather than the swirls
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:13 AM
AHEAHA... I DID
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:13 AM
+He gives Seb a hearty pat on the back and the usual thumbs up and nod+ You're here right? I WOULD SAY YOU WON THIS BATTLE! Maybe you have battles in the future but I HAVE NO DOUBT ANY MONSTER THAT COMES YOUR WAY YOU'LL FIGHT THEM! +He makes gestures like he's punching air+ LIKE A HERO YOU'LL FIGHT AND WIN!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:14 AM
looks at chadton and smiles, wincing only just a little at the mention of "monster" I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, SIR KNIGHTON.
02:15
turning back to viroton, his smile softens AND PLEASE KNOW I DO FEEL [the same]
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:16 AM
I WONT JUST HOPE I KNOW SO! +Crossing his arms with the usual wide smile+ ABSOLUTELY KNOW SO! MY HEART SAYS YOU WILL!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:17 AM
He's crying again as he hugs practically as much of his face as he can get, which isn't a lot UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:17 AM
AHEAHAHA YEAH ?
02:17
WHAT IF. THE MONSTER ISNT. IS [one and the same] ?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:23 AM
+Without hesitation he answers+ A HERO AND A MONSTER CAN EXIST IN THE SAME BODY! THE TRIALS OF NEO TAUGHT ME THIS! SO LONG AS YOU WANT TO STOP THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU ARE ALSO A HERO DOING HIS BEST! +He feels so smart then gives a dramatic pause before continuing+ EVERYONE HAS PARTS OF THEM THAT WANT TO DO GOOD AND BAD THINGS! WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS YOU LISTEN TO THE GOOD OVER THE BAD!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:23 AM
he's tearing up again YOU REALLY THINK SO....THATS ALL IT TAKES ?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:25 AM
EVERYONE HAS THE POWER TO BE A HERO SEBASTIAN! ISNT...Isn't that what you want too? You're a hero Seb! GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT FOR YOUR DEEDS! YOUVE DONE GOOD! HOLD ONTO THAT GOOD! +He seems curious but also confident, this belief he has in Seb clear in his eyes+
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:25 AM
YEAH! I think I'm a bit of both, honestly
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:25 AM
NO NO SHH. YOU ARE NOT A [monster.] NOT ONE BIT.
02:26
he pets mini-viro's hair again
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:27 AM
+While watching the exchange he reaches into his wallet and takes out some photos then takes out one in particular and points at Susie showing it to the both of them, she looks monstrous+ My sister is someone who people called a monster because they only judged her by her appearance! SHE ENDED UP DOING BAD BUT AT SOME POINT sHE BECAME A HERO BECAUSE SHE CHOSE TO HOLD ONTO GOOD THINGS! IF SHE CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN DO IT RIGHT?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:28 AM
freezes a bit at the photo, recognizing susie YEAH.... YOU [have the right idea] AHEAHA...
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:28 AM
It's okay Seb. I know physically at least I can be eyebrow raising when I look like this... I've heard people ask [Is it dangerous?] just earlier already... and I think what matters is that you know what you CAN do if you are different like this He grasps his hand with his tiny ones.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:29 AM
WHO ASKED IF YOU WERE [warning: danger!] ?! I WILL [fist fight]
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he huffs a bit, frowning THATS NOT NICE TO [judge based on appearances]
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:31 AM
No! We're not going to fight. I agree it's not really nice to do that just if someone looks different than you. But I actually like being myself, and I know I am never going to hurt anyone, even if I could! ....Well not when I'm 4 inches tall BUT!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:32 AM
AHEAHAH [big pain] COMES IN [small packages] SOMETIMES
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:32 AM
Just because you have the ability to hurt it doesn't mean you don't have the ability to use it to protect others instead!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:34 AM
+He raises an arm and flexes, the other sleeve rips+ I AM STRONG! I USE IT TO PROTECT PEOPLE BUT IT ALSO MEANS I CAN HURT PEOPLE IF I CHOOSE TO BE MEAN! HEROES AND MONSTERS ARE BOTH STRONG BUT CHOOSE TO DO DIFFERENT tHINGS RIGHT? YOU CAN BE BOTH!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:35 AM
he nods, impressed with the sleeve ripping
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:35 AM
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:36 AM
Jay felt his way to the kitchen, walking inside, still standing on unsure legs.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:38 AM
+Seeing as his sleeve ripped he rips the rest of the remaining sleeve off and then spots J+ HELLO CIVILLIAN! DO YOU NEED HELP? +Standing up he immediately walks over+
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:38 AM
Likewise, Trashton enters as well. Sighing as he put his bat away for now.
02:39
It's uh... really bad in there. So we're hiding out here for now, if that's OK...?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:39 AM
J jerked away from the unfamiliar voice. W-who uh- who are you?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:39 AM
Guys I think I just landed a solid deal.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:40 AM
waves at the newcomers HELLO EVERY !
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he tries to hide his teeth a bit, having not seen a few of these spamtons in a while/before
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:41 AM
He mimicks the motion before patting Seb reassuringly
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:41 AM
I hope uh. There are no more of those things. Like the on in the living room. You are not, right?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:41 AM
NOT WHAT?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:41 AM
HELLO! I"M SPAMTON EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE CALLING ME CHAD SO I MIGHT TAKE THAT NAME! WHAT IS YOUR NAME CIVLLIAN SPAMTON? +Looking at Saul he smiles and nods his head+ SAUL I TAKE IT YOU BEFRIENDED THE 'MONSTER'? I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! THATS WONDERFUL NEWS! +He finally addresses Trashton+ NO PROBLEM! I LOVE COMPANY IM SURE BEFRIENDING MONSTERS IS HARD!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:42 AM
Oh um. H-hello chad! My name is uh. Jay. Is anyone else here besides you, trashton and saul?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:42 AM
he sighs sadly No, there wasn't a monster...and I was so ready to become bros with some dude with horns...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:42 AM
Chad, huh? It's nice to meet you. Uh... it seems to be having a fight with a different Spamton right now, so we backed off a bit.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:43 AM
I'M SEB. I DONT THINK WE'VE MET [blue-jay]
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:44 AM
Awww no horns! That's okay Saul, I have mine right now! `He points at the little arrows on his head
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:44 AM
Oh! Uh, I don't think so. In that case, it is nice to meet you!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:44 AM
Seb is my uncle J! He's a great guy!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:44 AM
he turns bright red, ducking his head a bit
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:45 AM
To be honest, I was thrown off guard. I've never seen an Addison so... twisted. Monstrous. I should've handled the situation better....
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:45 AM
Oh! Then it is certainly a pleasure to meet you.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:45 AM
he winces a bit, coughing to cover it MONSTROUS HUH?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:46 AM
`he lights up You're right! You have some pretty cool horns. But...you're too small and adorable to be a monster, no offense.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:46 AM
He turned to face Seb. Huh? What are you talking about?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:47 AM
JUST WONDERING ABOUT WHAT TRASHTON [said] IS A LL AHEAHA
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:47 AM
I'm talking more of a "deal with the devil" kind of vibe? That's what I felt, anyway.
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:48 AM
So an asshole!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:48 AM
Oh, than okay. I bet he's not talking about you.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:48 AM
IF SAUL SAYS THATS NOT A MONSTER AND CAME BACK SAFE THEN THEY MUST BE A NEW FRIEND! +He smiles widely proudly even_ AND SEB AND ANTON ARE HERE! THEYRE HAVING A GOOD TIME! +He looks at Viroton+ A RUDE PERSON? THATS HARDLY A MONSTER!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:49 AM
He sighs and sits on top of Seb's head And here I was thinking it was something worse.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:49 AM
laughs a bit, nervous AHEAHA I DIDNT THINK IT WAS [all about me] OR ANYTHING I JUST. HAVE NO CLUE WHATS GOIN' ON OUT THERE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:49 AM
You guys weren't there to see it! His head like... split into two heads??? And he was twisting his body around!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:50 AM
That pink guy with the two noggins? I mean, I think he was about to buy all my stuff so it's worth a shot to try to become friends right?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:50 AM
I can Split into multiple people! I also can do that!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:50 AM
J paled a little. It's. It's a nightmare there.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:50 AM
THATS A COOL [party trick] HONESTLY
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:50 AM
I wish I could do that...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 02:50 AM
Comes in from the common room looking haunted OH THIS PLACE IS [Crowd control] HUH
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:51 AM
OH SHOW ME YOU CAN DO THAT TOO! I HAVE A CAT FRIEND WITH THREE HEADS! +he claps delighted+
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:51 AM
Hey! Pull up a seat, Stripes, we were just talkin about my newest customer
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 27-Feb-22 02:51 AM
waves to skunkton HEY THERE
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:51 AM
CLOVER IS VERY FRIENDLY! MAYBE THE NEW PERSON IS LIKE CLOVER!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 02:52 AM
He wiggles his fingers at Seb and then laughs at Chadton's comment THAT'S NOT A [Friend request accepted] OUT THERE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:52 AM
....I really doubt it, guys. I know not to judge a book by it's cover... but that? No, that's some [BAD VIBES] right there.
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:53 AM
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:53 AM
See that's just cute and endearing!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 02:53 AM
EXACTLY! TERRIBLE [Energy] COMING OFF THAT [Pink]!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:54 AM
+He claps at the gesture and laughs then looks at everyone+ That's what everyone said about my sister Susie and she turned out fine! Plus have they hurt anyone yet?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Feb-22 02:54 AM
Jay stood up, taking a shaky breath. I think. I'm going to go take a nap. Goodnight. And with that, he disappeared to his room.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:54 AM
he claps excitedly I wanna try! he bends his neck back and it makes a loud crack. He winces, tries to move....Oh...
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:54 AM
ARE YOU OKAY? I DON'T THINK HUMANS HAVE THE NECK VERTEBRAE FOR THIS D:
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:54 AM
Night J! he is still stuck
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 02:55 AM
THAT'S GONNA [Smart] IN THE MORNING!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:56 AM
It's fine its fine, I just ah, ain't as flexible as I used to be he uses his hands to crack his neck and groans before sighing with relief See? All good.
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:57 AM
He lets out a sigh of relief
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:57 AM
Sleep well J! +Smiling as he watches the new guy walk out and then remembers the cake+ OH! Sebastian! Saul! I also got you an apology cake for turning you into horses! +Going back to the fridge he pulls out the cake he decorated and puts it on the table+
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:58 AM
I'm just gonna... relax here for a bit if that's OK with you guys.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 02:58 AM
WHAT FLAVOR?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 02:59 AM
Yes! We can just relax in the kitchen for now! I can make Tea if anyone wants it? I am trying to cut my [Caffeine intake]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:59 AM
Tea sounds wonderful right about now.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:59 AM
Oh ya don't need to apologize! It was fun! Mostly! he looks down at the cake, he knows he could eat the whole thing by himself with his bare hands but is Doing His best to exercise self control I'll get a knife and we can all have a piece!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:02 AM
OH! ITS UH! STRAWBERRY? BERDLY AND NOELLE ALSO ADDED FESTIVE FROSTING! +He gestures grandly+ TEA SOUNDS GOOD! ITS WHAT MY NONI MAKES ALL THE TIME AND IF ITS OK ILL BRING TROJAN TO PLAY NEXT TIME!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:02 AM
he gets up, gets a knife and several plates, and brings them back So, who wants a slice?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 03:02 AM
He starts flying up , picking a pack of chamomile from the cabinet Can anyone get a pot of water boiling! I don't think I should carry that much heavy water!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:03 AM
I'll take a slice, please!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:03 AM
He raises his hand enthusiastically, with a few jumps to follow ME I DO!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:04 AM
With or without horse?
03:04
I don't wanna be insensitive if there's an vegetarians or somethin'
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:04 AM
+He starts preparing the hot water in the kettle+ SAVE ME A SLICE TOO!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:05 AM
HONSE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:05 AM
he cuts a slice with the head of the horse and gives it to Skunkton Here ya go stripes! The best part.
03:06
he then slices one for everyone else who asked for a slice and sets them down for everyone
03:06
...they are...huge slices...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:07 AM
HEAHEHAHEA JUST LIKE IN [Godfather (1972)] He takes it and sits at the table to take a bite of the delectable cake
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:07 AM
Oh man, I haven't had cake in [INTERNAL CLOCK ERROR!]. He's more than excited to have some cake as well!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:09 AM
he puts a slice out for Anton too, it is still a huge, "normal" sized slice, despite the fact he is a miniton right now
03:09
There's only one slice left, it's a little small...he gives that one to himself
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:11 AM
+Notices Saul's slice and swaps his slice with Saul's+ DONT WORRY SAUL I CAN ALWAYS HAVE MORE AT HOME!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:13 AM
he looks touched, like Chadton just asked him to be the best man at his wedding or something Thanks, sir knight.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:16 AM
ANYTIME SAUL! YOU SHOULD COME OVER FOR MORE CAKE OR SOME OF THE DESSERTS MY FAMILY MAKES! THEY'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU OVER SOME TIME! Speaking of +He checks the time and realizes something standing up+ I NEED TO GET GOING! GOODBYE EVERYONE AND +He gives Viroton a little finger head pat, Seb a reassuring shoulder squeeze+ YOU TWO CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU! LATER! +He's off+
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:16 AM
He seems really nice. I like him a lot.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:18 AM
he waves him off excitedly I'll take ya up on that! I hope your family likes cookin, ehahahaha. he smiles Of course he is! Only the best guys get to be knights, ya know.
03:22
He starts digging into his slice of cake. He eats it all in about five seconds flat
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 04:41 AM
*He peeks in to see if anyone is in here. Where the hell was everyone?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 27-Feb-22 04:45 AM
There is an update to the paper on the fridge
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 04:46 AM
He squints at the note before shrugging, and smiling. Anton was a good guy. He leaves the note up as he heads out
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 02:28 PM
He walks in, stretching, and starts cleaning up some leftover mess from the previous night, before getting started on coffee and looking around for stuff to cook for breakfast. Not a lot you can do without eggs or specific appliances. He settles on experimental waffles with a spatula, a frying pan and a lot of dedication.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 02:58 PM
He steps into the kitchen looking for coffee, still rubbing the place through his shirt that Amaranth bit him Hey, dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:00 PM
He looks up from his kitchen experiment and raises a hand as a greeting.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:01 PM
Seeing as there is no coffee, he makes some How was the rest of your night, you know how mine went, hehe...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:03 PM
DO I? ATE CAKE WENT TO [Sleeping quarters]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:03 PM
Is there any cake left?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:05 PM
NO
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BUT THERE'S [Pan waffles]!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:06 PM
I do like waffles. He immediately grabs up syrup from the fridge to warm it in the microwave Thanks for booking it out of the den last night before Amaranth got bitey. It eased my mind a little that you were safe.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:09 PM
YES I WAS TOTALLY [Had that in mind] I WASN'T FREAKED OUT AT ALL!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:32 PM
Yeah. You're brave for getting out.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 03:36 PM
He waves the spatula at Esau's direction dismissively and puts a plate with waffle in front of him
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 03:43 PM
He pours his syrup on it and eats slowly
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 04:04 PM
After taking forever to eat one waffle he has lost his appetite, and washes his dish and puts it away Thanks, Skunkton. Compliments to the chef. He leaves and heads outside to get some air
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 27-Feb-22 04:52 PM
#He appears from one of the cupboards and slams it open, stomping towards the second floor with what appears to be a kit and several screens floating around#
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Feb-22 04:54 PM
WAH
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 27-Feb-22 06:16 PM
#Back in the kitchen he pauses, grabs a bunch of food to shove into his inventory and then proceeds to open the cabinet he came from, with a smirk he's gone#
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 06:45 PM
He reaches the kitchen and starts a fresh pot of coffee, then looks through the cabinets for the bread to make some toast for himself. He wondered where everyone was, and he hoped that everyone was okay. Yet, the stain on the floor worried him. Was that the monster’s blood or from someone in the house? How badly hurt were they? He crossed his arms and leaned against the counter of the kitchen, tapping his foot anxiously as he waited for his toast to finish cooking
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 06:52 PM
His toast pops up and he grabs it to butter it, but first he walks over to the coffee pot and pours himself a cup after gabbing a mug from the cupboard. After fixing his coffee he sets the mug down and butters the toast and eats it, standing at the counter. He was lost in thought again, the same thought he had sitting on the roof of his car and before all this monster mess started …. Maybe it’s time.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 06:53 PM
he steps into the kitchen Oh, hey! Mornin!
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 06:55 PM
He looked up, recognizing Saul Oh, morning. You look [subway eat fresh] as a daisy today, Saul. He sips his coffee
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 07:09 PM
Ehaha, thanks he scratches his neck figured…since it looks like I’ll be staying here and most of you guys are all dolled up, I better step up my act. Ehaha
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 07:18 PM
He chuckled a little I’m not really all [dressed up with no where to go] myself, pal… He nibbled on some toast, then offered the other slice to Saul Hungry?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 07:19 PM
Always! he takes the slice and wolfs it down Want anything more for breakfast?
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 07:20 PM
he shrugged Not that hungry right now… he looks into his coffee Thinking, mostly.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 07:23 PM
Thinking? Kromer for your thoughts? he smiles, before going to the cupboard and getting a bowl. All the best food comes in bowls after all
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 07:30 PM
…. he sighed I went away for a while. On a [excellent vacation packages for the thrifty traveler] from everyone, to [blue skies are gonna clear up] my head… even though I [no need to get all wound up] thinking the whole trip. he sipped his coffee And coming back… and screwing up trying to [would you like to save over your precious file] everyone from that monster… and feeling like a [shoo fly don’t bother me] on the wall while everyone goes about their [live from helicopter 3]… wondering if I should have stayed gone.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 07:33 PM
his brow furrows as he empties almost and entire box of lucky charms into his bowl Well…I’m glad you’re here. You’re a real stand up guy and ya care a lot about your friends. And that counts for a lot. I for one am glad I met ya.
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he pours a lot of milk in his bowl and grabs a spoon and, if any guy here says you don’t belong... he points the spoon at Spamtoon Ya tell me alright? I’ll set ‘em straight.
19:36
he pats his back gently And ‘sides, I can’t start a new painting without ya! You’re stuck with me. Ehaha
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 07:36 PM
He looked up at him, surprised Really? You think that? he laughed a little Even though you barely know me…?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 07:38 PM
he chuckles Call it the salesman’s instinct, I know quality when I see it, an you, you're top shelf for sure
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 07:41 PM
His eyes start tearing up, he doesn’t know what to say to someone being so kind to him
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 07:44 PM
he sees the tears in his eyes, but pretends he doesn’t, he eats his cereal quietly, hoping that his presence next to him helps convey how much he cares about their budding friendship
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he smiles Y’know, maybe we ought to do another painting together sometime. Any ideas, pal?
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 07:48 PM
he sniffles, then smiled a little Good question… he drinks more of his coffee … maybe a [how to beginner’s guide on landscaping your backyard]? Something with green hills.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 07:59 PM
I can see it now…nice rolling green hills, maybe some daisies and sunflowers…’he stretches out his hand, tracing shapes of flowers with his fingertips`
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 08:02 PM
He smiled Sunflowers… I never saw one [in the flesh] before…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 08:03 PM
Really? Oh I think you’d love ‘em. I’m not much of an artist but I’ll try my best for ya. Try to make ‘em so nice you could reach out and touch ‘em…
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 08:05 PM
he laughed a little That does sound [nice on ice]…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 08:09 PM
You know…maybe we should paint your world sometime too. I’d love to see it!
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 08:22 PM
He almost chokes on his coffee
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clearing his throat he waves his hand at Saul Nonono, no, that uh… that’s not [here’s another great idea to try in the kitchen]…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 08:25 PM
No…? Is it uh…really dark or somethin’? Ooh, or is it in some kind of whacky light spectrum thing that I couldn’t see with my human eyes? Or…
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 08:27 PM
he shakes his head Nono, just, uh… he huffs, looking back at his coffee Not a lotta good [preserve your memories on DVD] there… I’m sure you understand…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 08:30 PM
he deflates, looking pensively at his empty bowl Oh, I see…there was…nothing there you want to remember? Not even anything small? I…don’t have good memories of my world but…I…I don’t want to forget all of it…
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 08:34 PM
There were good memories of his old world, of his old homes, of the people he was close to and who he hoped felt close to him just as much back. But it hurt to remember them, almost as much as he bad memories did. It hurt to remember his family, their store, his room in the castle, the cafe and the people who worked there, and… her. It hurt to remember her
20:36
Guess it’s still… [subway eat fresh] in my mind. Need more [time for a new wardrobe with our spring cleaning sale] to get over stuff from the past… he drank from his coffee, it was starting to cool off
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 08:39 PM
Ah…s-sorry. Well, if ya ever wanna talk about it, I’m here! Ya can bend my ear any time! Let’s make some new memories here, ‘kay? Ones that put a smile on that devilishly handsome mug o’ yours eh? Ehaha
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 08:48 PM
he laughed loudly, surprised by being called handsome Me? A [one handsome devil]?? Maybe in the [good ol’ days], but I look pretty bad nowadays…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 08:58 PM
he grins, glad he could raise his spirits You kiddin’ pal? Look at that smile o’ yours. Probably got plenty of folks swooning, ehaha
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 09:07 PM
He’s laughing again, his face turning pink Nahhh… he drank his coffee, trying to hide in his mug
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 09:12 PM
he nudges him with his elbow I mean it! Ehaha. he takes his bowl and spoon and washes them in the sink
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Spamtoon BOT 27-Feb-22 09:13 PM
he’s flattered but also pretty embarrassed, he hadn’t been praised like that in a long time so he’s not sure how to take it, let alone how to react
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Feb-22 09:17 PM
he finished cleaning up, returning to the table and picking up his guitar Well, keep it real, buddy! he heads out
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:24 AM
Grover enters the kitchen, hefting a large sack onto the table. He takes a jug out of it, and props it up in the sink, filling it with water.
00:24
he begins to root through the pantry.
00:25
As he searches, he fills and caps off several jugs of water.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:33 AM
He steps into the kitchen. He's had a really nice day so far even if his eyes keep flickering weirdly. It's probably nothing Oh, hey Grover... what the hell is that?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:36 AM
OH1 HEY ESAU He says over his shoulder, facing the pantry and trying to reach something on the top shelf with a grunt. GH. NOTHIN. He jumps and swipes for a box, and misses it. DAMMIT. He jumps again. JUST. PACKIN' FOR A [All expenses paid vacation!]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:38 AM
Oh, where ya going? He reaches up and feels for whatever he's looking for, sometimes a couple extra inches helps. Except he is also too short. Yeah this is getting nowhere, hang on we're [movin' on up]! He grabs Grover by the waist and lifts him easily to look up on the shelf
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:40 AM
[Error.ogg]WHOA WHO A He steadies himself and grabs the trail mix. ... COOL THANKS!
00:41
Back on the ground, he places the box in the bag. ...I M GOIN' HOME.
00:41
LEAST, I M GONNA TRY.
00:41
NOT RIGHT THIS [second hand]! BUT SOON.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:44 AM
Not a fan of the House, buddy?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:46 AM
HEY, HEY, H Y THATS NOT IT AT ALL! IT S [Nothin personal, Kid]
00:46
THOUGH I DO FEAR FOR MY LIFE ALMOST EVERY DAY HERE.
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00:47
I JUST. I DON T BELONG HERE. I GOTTA AT LEAST TRY TO GET BACK HOME. NOT LIKE I GOT MUCH WAITIN FOR ME, BUT AT LEADT I D BE [safe and sound] AND I D HAVE MY BODY BACK.
00:48
THIS WAS... EXCITING? FOR SURE.
00:48
YA LL ARE GREAT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:49 AM
So you're gonna just wander off into the void with a jug of water and some trail mix hoping you make it back to the Light World?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:49 AM
...WELL, IF IT GOT ME HERE, IT MIGHT GET ME BACK. IF I DON T TRY ILL NEV ER STOP WONDERIN'
00:50
BESIDES, I WAS ONLY WALKIN FOR LIKE HALF AN [our] BEFORE I GOT HERE. THE PROVISIONS ARE JUST IN CASE I GET [Horribly lost]
00:50
BUT THAT PROBABLY WON T HAPPEN. I THINK I REMEMBER THE WAY.
00:51
THERE WAS A REAL DISTINCT [Tree]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:52 AM
Nods Yeah, you definitely got a handle on this, pal. He smiles
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:52 AM
OH, I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YA He turns around and roots through the bag
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:54 AM
A question mark pops up next to his head
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:56 AM
He pulls a black bundle out of the bag and hands it to you.
00:57
THANKS FOR HAVIN MY BACK THE OTHER DAY. RETURNING THIS TO YOU NOW
00:57
It's Esau's shirt. There's a folded piece of paper tucked in the collar.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 12:58 AM
He takes it and opens up the bag, then smiles Aww, you didn't have to... He unfolds the paper
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:02 AM
..It's... an envelope? Inside are several tiny, multicolored paper cranes and a single small note that says 'Thank you. -Grover.'
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:05 AM
He grins broadly as he scoops up the cranes and holds them up close to his face These are beautiful, thank you!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:07 AM
HEH, MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! GLAD YOU LIKE EM. He heaves the bag back on his shoulders. WE LL, I M GONNA BRING THIS [$%^&] BACK TO MY ROOM.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:07 AM
DO WE HAVE ANY [Ginormous] I MEAN GIN. DO. WE. HAVE IT.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:07 AM
OH?
01:07
UH
01:07
He puts the bag down
01:07
I SAW SOME EARLIER
01:08
He has memorized the pantry over the last half hour. He grabs some and hands it to Skunkton.
01:09
WHAT S GOING ON OUT THE RE? SHOULD I STAY IN HERE FOR NOW?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:11 AM
THERE'S [Spy adult] [Void gunk]
01:11
DON'T ASK
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:11 AM
He tucks the envelope into his shirt I gotta see this hang on...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:11 AM
He takes the bottle of gin, two glasses, and walks back out
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:12 AM
Grover follows him out.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:28 AM
Grover picks his bag up off the table.
01:29
...HOW IN THE HELL IS HE HERE?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:30 AM
HEAHAHEHAEHAHEAHEAE He's laughing to himself and glitching violently
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:30 AM
HEYYY BUDDY
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:30 AM
OH> UM HI THERE NICE TO MEETCHA
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:30 AM
NICE [After Effects]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:31 AM
HELLO AFTERIMAGES OF [innermost demons] PERSISTENT TONIGHT HUH? He's messing around, picking up bread and fixing himself a sandwich
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:31 AM
That's us! Inner demons!
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 28-Feb-22 01:31 AM
Neweth "spamtong" are you okayeth? you seem to not be.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:31 AM
He points at the new Spamton, jovially YOU GOT THAT [Correct]! !
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:31 AM
[A] He turns around to face Rouxls.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:33 AM
HELLO [Eiffel 65 - Blue] MAN! I DON'T THINK YOU'RE AN HALLUCINATION, SO IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET ! He extends a hand, giving a loser smile, full of confidence I AM SP=-- SP==- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YA!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:33 AM
Grover whispers. [Reuben Coleslaw...]
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 28-Feb-22 01:33 AM
he takes the hand and shakes it. he's a professional after all!
01:34
I am rouxls kaard! 1st duke of puzzles for the card kingdometh!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:34 AM
How do you know you were the first Duke of Puzzles?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 28-Feb-22 01:35 AM
....
01:35
I decideth that I am.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:35 AM
GOOD QUESTION!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:35 AM
He rushes in behind Spamton and takes the coffee pot, with some lukewarm coffee from earlier today still there HOW ABOUT SOME [Coffer] WITH THAT [Sammish], BIG SHOT?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:35 AM
What if it turns out you were the next in a long line of Dukes you just don't know about?
01:35
What if they never saw fit to tell you?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 28-Feb-22 01:35 AM
.....
01:36
I THINKETH I NEED MORE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:36 AM
OH YOU KNOW IT, [Stripee] Spamton! I LIKE. 2 COFFER PL3ASE THANK YOU!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:36 AM
ROUXLS SHOW US A PUZZLE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:36 AM
What if you're easily replaceable... He brightens, and his eyes flash black for just a moment
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:36 AM
THATS EASY. JUST SHOOT [lovely] [Deadly] BULLETS AT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 28-Feb-22 01:37 AM
I CANNOT JUST "SHOWETH" YOU A PUZZLE!! I NEED TO METICULOUSLY SET IT UP AND TEST IT TO MAKETH SURE IT IS PERFECT!!!!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:37 AM
SAD
01:37
AND YOU CALL YOURSEL THE DUKE HUH
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:37 AM
WOW SOUNDS LIKE DELICIS PROJECTING! MY FAVORITE [Recreational pasttime] THESE DAYS
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 28-Feb-22 01:37 AM
I CANNOT BE REPLACED NO ONE CAN MAKETH THE PUZZLES LIKE I DO!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:37 AM
Grover saw Esau's eyes. Far from the weirdest thing he's seen today, but it seems poignant.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:38 AM
COME ON, PULL SOMETHING UP. YOU"RE THE DUKE RIGHT? OR IS THAT TITLE [unclassified]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:38 AM
Hey, good to have some confidence!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:38 AM
He pours the coffee in a mug, but instead of making two he just pours a double dose, and hands it over to Spamton [Off you go], KID!
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 28-Feb-22 01:38 AM
he sweating so much he looks like he's melting. FINETH! GIVETH ME JJUST A FEW MOMENTS
01:38
he storms out towards the common area
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:39 AM
OKAY NOW WHERE WAS THE REST OF THE GIN
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:39 AM
Grover lets out a shuddering breath that he didnt realize he was holding.
01:39
ILL GET IT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:39 AM
I LEFT IT THERE YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU [Disliked]! ! HAVE A LEMON SLICE WITH IT THEN!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:39 AM
He places a hand on Grover's shoulder and gives him a jovial little shake No we gotta go see this blue guy! I wanna see his puzzles!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:39 AM
He finds the bottle and weighs it in his hand. Heavy.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:39 AM
HELPS CUT OFF THE [Bittersweet]
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:40 AM
AH
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:40 AM
THANKS [Stripes] YOU'RE ODDLY PHYSICAL TWOSDAY! He takes the double dose, pouring in over his mouth like its pure water
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:40 AM
UM.
01:40
OKAY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:40 AM
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN [Materialized]!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:40 AM
He drags Grover out into the common area with him
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Feb-22 01:40 AM
Stumbles with the bag on his shoulders
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:40 AM
SOUNDS LIKE [death] OUT THERE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:41 AM
WELL LORD DARN ME THEN! I'VE HAD ENOUGH [[Hyperlink Blocked]] FOR A LIFE TIME ! OR I STUMBLED INTO A [ First we need to talk about parallel universes] DIMENSION !
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:42 AM
HEAHEAHEA MORE LIKE A [1.5] THING IN-BETWEEN DIMENSIONS
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:43 AM
HEY. NEW [shot]
01:43
GIVE ME A COUPLE OF KROMER AND IT"LL ALL MAKE SENSE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:43 AM
He throws several monopoly money bills at him THAT'LL COVER IT!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:43 AM
SHUT UP [Frosty the Snowman] STOP TRYING TO MUG HIM
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:44 AM
THATS NOT MUGGING I HAVENT USED THE [mug] YET
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:44 AM
He slaps Spamton's hand and sends all the bills flying to the floor
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:44 AM
:/
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:44 AM
BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE [Sweet valued Kromer] ! IN THIS ECONOMY?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:44 AM
DO YOU HAVE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:44 AM
WE'RE IN A RECESSION BUDDY !
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:45 AM
HEY YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOT OF NARCOTICS
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:45 AM
I'M GOING TO [Funkin] EXPLODE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:45 AM
I ALREADY DO. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT, [40 Benadryl] ? ? ?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:45 AM
WELL TRUTH BE TOLD
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:45 AM
Oh I'll take that up if you don't mind
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:45 AM
I WAS HOPING TO HARVEST SOMETHING FROM YOU
01:46
HEY WANT SOME LEAN
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:46 AM
He takes a bite outta his sandwich, eating it in 2 bites IF IT'S MY [ Filtering organs] THEYRE ALREADY GONE
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:46 AM
DAMN
01:46
CAN:T HAVE [jack] AROUND HERE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:46 AM
WHAT THE [Five nights at freddy's] DO YOU WANT [Olaf lookin' ass]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:47 AM
LEAN? ? LEAN! ! WHAT ARE WE, [High school aged]? ? GET THE [Amphetamines for ADHD treatment] I'LL MAKE US SOME [Real] STUFF
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:47 AM
I DON"T KNOW. ROBOTS (2005) 2
01:48
OKAY MAKE SOMETHING GOOD
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:48 AM
YOU ALL HAVE MONEY FOR [recreational drugs] ??? HOW [high as a kite] HAVE I [Fallen] ???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:49 AM
WAIT WHY ARE WE TRYING TO [Sky high] THIS GUY
01:49
YOU HEARD HIM! THERE'S NO [Body] TO HARVEST!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:49 AM
I DON"T KNOW. TO FEEL SOMETHING? DID YOU NOT REMEMBER THE [slime] THAT HAPPENED??? NOTHING IS REAL REALITY IS AN ILLUSION AT THIS POINT.
01:49
SOMETHING SOMETHING [PS5]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:50 AM
OKAY BUDDY [[Let's get you in bed]]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:50 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT. JUST.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:50 AM
JUST BE [Honest] ABOUT WHAT THE [Truck] YOU WANT PAL
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?????? BOT 28-Feb-22 01:51 AM
YEAH BABY YEAH
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:51 AM
A
01:51
[God] WANTS ME DEAD
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
DO YOU WANT MY [Teeth For the federal reserve] ??? DO YOU WANT MY [Commemorative Ring] ??? DO YOU WANT [My tits. This is the only good thing I have left] ???
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
ALL OF THOSE ACTUALLY
01:52
HAND EM OVER
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
DAMN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
SHUT UP [Eddie Brock] JUST
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
ESPECIALLY THE TITS. IMAGINE IF I HAD [honkers]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
SIT DOWN AND CALM YOUR [Blue tit]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
:^[
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:52 AM
spampoint [Titless Behavior]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:53 AM
OOOUGHHHHH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:53 AM
HEY KID LISTEN NOT EVERYONE HAS THE [Bone structure] TO HOUSE A PAIR OF [Horns] ALRIGHT
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:53 AM
NO [hooters] NO [@$$] NO NOTHING!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:53 AM
SOMETIMES BEING [Board] IS FINE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:53 AM
He's laughing so hard at his own joke he glitches up again , his body splitting in two for a second
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:53 AM
OH OH
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:53 AM
THERE IS NOTHING TO MY NAME
01:53
OH WHAT THE
01:54
HEY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:54 AM
I GET THAT! I HAVE NO [@$$] EITHER
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:54 AM
YOU WENT ALL [Marx Soul] THERE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:54 AM
OH YOU'RE [Far out] IN THE [Sauce] TOO AREN'T YOU?
01:54
JUST LIKE US!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:54 AM
THAT HAPPENS; THAT'S JUST A [Virus]al EFFECT11!!1
01:55
I'M GUESSING WE'RE ALL [Down on our luck]? Low [Sales rates]? ? LIVING [High end Premium Garbage living]? He's trembling violently
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:56 AM
YUP! AND DON'T FORGET [No friends]!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:56 AM
I"M LIVING THE LIFE!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 01:56 AM
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YOU CAN DO THIS !
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:56 AM
HELL I HAVE A [mansion]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:57 AM
WHAT?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:57 AM
YEAH!! BACK AT MY PLACE!!! BORING AS [heck] THOUGH SO I"M HERE.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 01:58 AM
OH LOOK AT YOU, MISTER [[NOTHING TO MY NAME]] MANSION! AND YOU STILL WANNA [Stay right here]! SHUT THE [#$@!] UP
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 01:59 AM
IF WE COULD [trade or barter] LIVES> I WOULD TAKE IT IN A HEARTBEAT
01:59
YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:00 AM
He throws a hand at Frozen dismissively with a coarse cackle. OH BY THE WAY He turns to the new Spamton YOU CAN HANG OUT [In our house] IT'S FOR ALL SPAMTONS [Struggling]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:00 AM
MANSION....[Basement] DID YOU GET IN THERE? DID YOU FIND IT? ? ? ?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:00 AM
WE ARE ALL [Wet Cardboard] MEN
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:00 AM
YES. I DID.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:01 AM
WELL SO DID I YOU'RE NOT [Spec1l]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:01 AM
I BECOMED [Neo] AND NOW
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:01 AM
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE LIVING [Morbidly Moderate] ???
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:01 AM
HERE I AM!!! LOOKING [fresh] AREN"T I??
02:01
WELL
02:01
THAT"S
02:01
MY [sexy little secret]
02:02
🤫
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:02 AM
IT'S NOT WORTH IT
02:02
[0 stars]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:02 AM
LOT"S OF [kill count]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:04 AM
SUCKS TO BE YOU BUT I'M [Built Differently]. I'M GONNA GET IT SOMEDAY...AND THEN ... I'LL BE [Big] AGAIN.
02:04
SO BIG.. .[So much larger than life] He seems to be lost in his own head
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:04 AM
A smile stretches across his face. ACTUALLY. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:05 AM
I THOUGHT THAT TOO! UNTIL I [Score] IT! YOU THINK IT IS BUT IT'LL NEVER BE [Enough.] NOTHING WILL!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:05 AM
THEN I'LL WEAR A SHINY [Red Suit]! I'LL LOOK LIKE JUST HOW I USED TO BE
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:05 AM
YOU WILL BE AMAZING
02:05
A [Big Shot]
02:05
DO IT THEN
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:06 AM
He paces around the room YES THE B1GGEST OUT THERE. I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT SQUARED AWAY [Inner Frost Demon] SPAMTON
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:06 AM
LISTEN TO ME BOY [[Leave the-]]NEO BODY YOU DON'T [[-need her]]
02:06
YOU'LL BE STUCK IN [Silly strings] NO [Heaven] NO [Suits] AND WORST OF ALL! NO [Hair]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:06 AM
NO GO ON
02:06
I WOULD EVEN [F1] YOU
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:07 AM
I HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY. IT'S [non-negotiable] .
02:07
I ONLY HAVE 3 THINGS GOING TO ME!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:07 AM
OH, LIKE IT WORKS! LIKE IT'S NOT GOING TO [Common glitches] AND [Freeze-frame]!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:07 AM
1- [Desperation]. 2- Hair 3- Tits
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:08 AM
THE HAIR WON"T LAST
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:08 AM
YEAH COUNT YOUR DAYS
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:09 AM
SO YOU BASICALLY HAVE TITS AND DESPERATION
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:09 AM
I'M 43! IF I MADE IT PAST THIS FAR WITH THE [elevated Stress levels] I GO THROUGH EVERYDAYITHINK I'M GOOD[GOOD LORD HELP ME]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:10 AM
WELL. UH. WANT A [gun]? HELPED THE LAST GUY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:10 AM
IT'LL HIT, KID! IT ALWAYS DOES
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:10 AM
I USED TO BE QUITE A LOOKER IN THE PAST TOO! I WAS [Cybercity's #1 sweetheart]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:10 AM
NO GUN!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:10 AM
I EVEN HAVE [Old posters] FROM MY GOOD OL' [Sweetheart] DAYS
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:11 AM
OH?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:11 AM
I HAVE THOSE TWO IN MY [New renovated bedrooms for rent]
02:11
LET'S SEE IT, BOY!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:15 AM
He ruffles through his pockets, throwing all kinds of useless debri, pipis and pencils out until he finds a picture. It's well preserved for the age that it's there
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OOOUGHHHHH 3
02:15
I WAS SO [hot deals!] RIGHT?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:16 AM
He takes the picture and takes a good look at it. WAIT IS THAT- He looks up and down, from the picture to Spamton, as if assessing their similarity. Then, he drops it and holds Spamton's shoulders, shaking him. ANTON IS THAT YOU? ? ? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU [[Look at how they massacred my boy]]! ! !
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:16 AM
. DAMN.
02:16
WILD
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:16 AM
WHO IS ANTON?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:16 AM
WHO IS ANTON! ! !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:16 AM
COMMON SPELLING MISTAKE!
02:17
IT'S SPAMTON!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:17 AM
He's gripping onto Spamton for dear life
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:17 AM
WELL ANYWAYS YEAH YOU LOOK NOT [half the price] BAD IN THAT PHOTO!!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:17 AM
He grips back, smiling uncomfortably I LOOK HOT AS [Heavens] I KNOW MY WORTH!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:18 AM
OKAY LET"S STOP [WWE]ING
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:18 AM
BOY WE HAVE TO [Coin-operated][Fixxer upper][Put it back where it belongs]- WE HAVE TO FIX YOU
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:18 AM
WHO CARES
02:19
NOTHING WRO- WELL OKAY A BIT IS WRONG
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:19 AM
WHY THE [Sudden attachment] [Stripey] ????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:19 AM
YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOU CAN'T [Effort] AND TURN OUT THE [Twinning]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:21 AM
THERE IS NO [escaping fate]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:21 AM
WAS ALL THAT FOR [No reason]? ? IS EVERY [Spamton G. Spamton] FATED TO WALK DOWN THE [Lane] OF [Darkness] NO MATTER WHAT? ?
02:21
[[Am I a man? Or am I a muppet?]]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:21 AM
I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE [Fudge] ANY OF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
02:23
he starts to pry himself off WELL IF YOU'D EXC USE MY [Sorry ass] I'M DONE WITH MY [lunch break] SO I SHOULD GO BACK TO [Sales Sales Sales]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:24 AM
HAPPY [Hunting]!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:24 AM
WE'LL GET YOU BACK IN SHAPE! WE'LL [Rescue] YOU
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:25 AM
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DO ANYTHING? THAT [Despicable We] CAN DO ANYTHING???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:26 AM
spamstanding
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:26 AM
HI
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?????? BOT 28-Feb-22 02:26 AM
temporary secretary starts playing softly from ???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:27 AM
[A]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:27 AM
He points to Spamton, striking an almost heroic pose YOU GO OUT [Over there] AND YOU MAKE THOSE [Sale] AND YOU TRY YOUR [Damndest] BEST AND IF YOU NEED A [Roof over your head] YOU GET BACK HERE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:27 AM
thhAHNAKS!! !
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:28 AM
YEAH. GOOD LUCK PAL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:28 AM
THERE'S BEDROOMS! THERE'S [Comfort] THERE'S [Friendship]!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:28 AM
He starts glitching up again, seems like that triggered something in his brain [Temporary secretary, temporary secretaryTemporary secretary, temporary secretaryTemporary secretary, temporary secretaryTemporary secretary, temporary secretaryTemporary secretary, temporary secretary Temporary secretary, temporary secretary] He starts to wobble to the common area
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:28 AM
WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:28 AM
WHY DID I HEAR [its okay to leave your dog-]???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:29 AM
[ALL I NEED IS HELP FOR A LITTLE WHILE]
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s i g h t i n g 1997 28-Feb-22 02:29 AM
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:29 AM
WELL. YOU"LL FIND IT HERE. MABYe
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 28-Feb-22 02:30 AM
That is exactly happening right now
02:31
He sneezes loudly, something pops and he seems to snap out of it DARNED TICS! I'LL PROBABLY TRY TO [pretentious] NONeOF THIS HAPPENE!D
02:32
He finally walks to the common room
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:32 AM
He turns to Frozen
02:32
spamstanding
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:32 AM
WHAT
02:32
spamstanding
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:32 AM
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02:33
WE CAN'T ESCAPE [Fate] NO MATTER WHAT WE DO
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:33 AM
NO. WE CAN"T. I"VE SAID IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN
02:33
BUT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:33 AM
He lunges onto Frozen with a hug, ignoring what he says [[Uee ueee ueee ueeeee]]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:33 AM
Hey...
02:33
He sighs, and gives him a pat.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:35 AM
😔
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:35 AM
GET OUT THERE AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN. SOUNDS LIKE A HOOT OUT THERE.
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??? BOT 28-Feb-22 02:35 AM
It seems that in the rush, the spamton has left that picture of him in the kitchen, among with several other trash items
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:35 AM
[ 👁️ 👁️ ]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:36 AM
Spamton goes over to the trash. OH. HE LEFT STUFF.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:37 AM
He scurries to it and picks it up. Also a kromer pencil left there, sharpened down almost to nothing. He pockets both things.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:37 AM
THAT WAS FAST
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:37 AM
YOU GOTTA [Go fast] IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE [Trash hour]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:38 AM
YOU STOLE MY [cash] DIDN"T YOU
02:38
GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I [maim]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:38 AM
:?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:39 AM
I CAN PUT [2+2] TOGETHER
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:39 AM
DUNNO WHAT YOU'RE [Conversation] ANYWAY LET'S GO BACK TO [Living quarters]
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:39 AM
AFTER YOU
02:39
:^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:40 AM
He's leaving, but makes sure to not turn his back to Frozen. He looks really goofy sliding sideways like that, narrowing his eyes to him.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:43 AM
After a moment, when Skunkton is properly in the other room, Frozen walks over to the sink. He takes a moment. It always hurts. But damn if he didn't need to get that shit out of him. He starts coughing. It's hard to do it quietly, but there's always noises going on around here so... It shouldn't draw too much attention. Shards of ice fall down the drain. He then makes his way into the common area.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:31 PM
Spamtom was back in the kitchen, ready to prepare 'food'. The last time he properly cooked was when he hosted that cooking show... How long ago was that, anywho??? He secured a frying pan and began plucking whatever he could find in the fridge that looked... Cookable.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:39 PM
He comes in, stretching and arching his back, scratching at his sides. Seems like he's just woken up. He stops in the middle of the kitchen and watches Frozen, tilting his head.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 02:41 PM
Jay also walked in. He was do exhausted from the encounter with the strange pink Addison, wearing baggy pants and a stretched-out hoodie, which spelled "Mayonnaise". He, of course, was unaware of the presence of people, so he kind of bumped into Skunkton. Ope- sorry.
14:42
he meant not "so", but "still" exhausted.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:43 PM
He plunges forward but manages to catch himself and turns back, and his frown immediately softens when he sees who it is. MORNING.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 02:44 PM
Jay rubbed his forehead and smiled apologetically. Morning, uh... Skunkton? I'm right?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:45 PM
OH HEY [Jury of the court] DOn'T EXPECT ANYTHING IMPRESSIVE. I'M MAKING PIPIS OMLETTES.
14:45
WE HAVE NO EGGS
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 02:46 PM
Jay turned his head towards the voice. Oh. And you are..? I'm sorry I can't identify you.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:47 PM
He nods, and then realizes how stupid that was. YES THAT'S [Me :)] Then, he turns back to Frozen and shrugs vehemently, a gesture of agreement. I KNOW! [Biblical references] TOOK THEM ALL AND DIDN'T EVEN [Groceries for great prices]! !
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:50 PM
I'M JUST [another brick in the wall]!!! GUESS WHAT MY NAME IS [first two don't count]!!!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 02:51 PM
He chuckled. I mean, I know you're spamton! But, do you have a nickname, perhaps?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:54 PM
NONE THAT I LIKE!!! NOW, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR PIPIS?? [Pépé] YOU WANT SCAMBLED OR...? AND NEWBIE WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE. THIS IS A [limited time offer] I'M NORMALLY AN [Donkey]!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:55 PM
He starts brewing coffee ANY [Which way] IS FINE
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 02:56 PM
I'm fine with scrambled if you do those. Going to be easier to eat.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 02:56 PM
RAW. GOT IT. HEAHEAHEA!!! He throws a buttered pipis on the pan.
14:56
SCRAMBLED IS ALWAYS [fun for the family!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 02:59 PM
He thinks about it and shrugs AS LONG AS [[Salmonella is a group of bacteriae that infects many kinds of-]]! !
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 02:59 PM
Thanks-a-ton! He laughed, and reached a chair, sitting down as not to get in the way.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 03:07 PM
After a few minutes, Spamton begins his attack on these poor pipis. He begins pouring sauces and other strange spices onto them. They're from his Addisons back home. From way back. Better than throwing them in the trash like he was going to. They're like those teas that they used to sell. Some unique property changes the flavour, messes with the code or something. Finally, he finishes the meals and sets them down for the other Spamtons. EAT UP!!!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 03:12 PM
Jay smiled, smelling the air. Thank you! It smells nice. Might passing me a spoon?
15:12
Mind.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 03:16 PM
WHAT??? A SPOON?? IN THIS HOUSEHOLD??? AND HERE I THOUGHT WE [Stand Proud] FOR [Fucks]! HOW DID I JUST SWEAR. WHAT THE [forks]. After that brief confusion, he set a spoon down for Jay. WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU? [Got a name, kid]???
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 03:19 PM
Thanks. The name's Jay. Sorry, yeah, I can't really use a fork yet, well, properly. It's nice to meet you. He felt around and picked up the spoon, eating a bit clumsily still.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 03:21 PM
ONCE YOU GET THE [Rip and tear] [itch.io] It'LL ALL COME TO YA!!!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 03:22 PM
He was finished quite quickly. Yeah, I think so. That cooked pipis was pretty good, though!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 03:24 PM
He beams a bright smile. RE4LLY??? THAt"$ [POG] BECAUSE MINE TASTES LIKE [Crayola]!!! HEAHEAHEA!!!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 03:25 PM
...Yeah I thought they were cool. Sometimes it was hot, and sometimes like eating paint. Watercolor, to be exact. But with mayo, and I love mayo, so a win for me!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 03:26 PM
WELL THAt"S ADDISON [.magik] FOR YA
15:27
SO. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?? WHAt'S UP WITH YOU?? [Talk to the hand] KID EVERYONE HERE HAS SOME FUN STORY. ARE YOU A [Big Shot] OR WHAT??
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 03:29 PM
Well, not yet. I guess I'm one of the only ones who's never been a [Big shot] before, yaknow? And, I guess universe still descided to fork me up - I dropped bleach on my face.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 03:43 PM
WOW!!! I THINK A GOOD FEW SPAMTON G SPAMTON HAVE HAD RUN INS WITH ACID!!! THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME [heavy duty] STUFF!!!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 03:56 PM
Oh yeah, a whole bunch at once! Hurt like never before.
16:02
And what about you? Are you a big shot?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 04:04 PM
He freezes for a moment. WAS!! NOW I GET TO DO NOTHING ALL DAY!!! A PRETTY GREAT [deal or no deal] IF YOU ASK ME!!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 04:05 PM
Well, fair enough! Was it good to you? That, you know, big shot world?
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 04:12 PM
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY [palace]!!! IT WAS [has his house filled with chintz]!!! A GLASS FLOOR THAT [brilliant diamond cut] MY PRIZED POSSESSION AS A [living room center piece]!!!! SO MUCH KROMER THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT I HAD ALL THE P0WER AND FAME A [puppet on a string] COULD ASK FOR!!! HoWS YOUR LIFE??? SELLING ANYTHING YET??
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 04:13 PM
Oh wow, can't even imagine how that was like! Not really selling anything right now, actually. I've been on side hustles with my family, but since I've gotten here... Nah, not a thing.
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 04:16 PM
WELL THEN. ENJOY THE [ride] AND TAKE IT [casual]. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE THE REST OF US- IT'LL GET FUN!!! NOW I HAVE TO DO SOME [hard labour]!!! I'LL BE AROUND IF YOU NEED [whatever].... USUALLY!!!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 04:17 PM
Eh, sure! It was nice to have someone to talk to. Have a good time!
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JFKFGTKFIJHVSSKNKREEKUCTGU====== BOT 28-Feb-22 04:17 PM
He grabs the finished dishes and puts them away. YOU TWO HAVE FUN OUT THERE. And with that he makes his way to his room.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 06:22 PM
Jay sighed. And he's alone again... This is really getting to him, isn't it. He gets up, feeling the countertop to pour himself a glass of... Anything he could find, possibly. There's no way for him to know despite taste and smell.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 06:32 PM
He pokes his head into the kitchen, and smiles Oh hey, I was wondering when i'd find someone!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 06:33 PM
J jumped a little, luckily, not dropping anything. Oh hey Esau! Everyone is off doing their own thing, I guess.
18:35
His hands finally reached a carton with cranberry juice, and he poured himself a glass, chugging it in one go.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 06:36 PM
Yeah, for a place with so much hustle and bustle it's a little eerie when it gets quiet. He heads to the fridge, looks at the note, and frowns [?!#!], I need to get eggs today...
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 06:38 PM
Yeah... It somehow feels a bit too lonely. Too quiet to be true. He put away the glass and rubbed his neck nervously. Maybe that'll be a good idea - we had pipis for breakfast.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 06:47 PM
It tasted like spicy mayo and watercolor paint.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 06:48 PM
Yeah and i'm sure Skunkton is peeved I didn't replace the eggs for just that reason. Yeah, i'll do that today. I have other errands I need to run, anyhow.
18:49
So how have you been? Sorry about the whole brother trying to get you to sign your life away thing...
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 06:50 PM
He sighed, nervously fiddling with his hands. Oh, uh, it's okay, your brother's not you. You don't need to say sorry for that. I'm uh... I'm fine! Nothing to worry about.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 06:52 PM
I have to say, you did a great job resisting the temptation, I know how hard it must have been. He gave him a playful light punch on the arm You're tougher than ya look!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 06:54 PM
He chuckles, rubbing his arm and smiling. Thanks, Esau. I think I'll need a weapon or something... Maybe something sharp, in case I need to cut off my own hand to resist. That's going to happen again, isn't it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 06:57 PM
He furrowed his brow My brothers? Oh they'll sniff me out. Even if Skunkton says it's impossible. I deeply want to believe it will be, but... it's okay. Me and Spence will take care of them. You ain't gotta worry nothing. He smiled But if a blue one ever offers you anything to eat... don't eat it.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 06:58 PM
J bit his lip, chuckling nervously. There's a problem, Esau. I can't see if it's the blue one.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 06:59 PM
Oh right... well. If someone you don't know offers you food, you shouldn't eat it anyway. He laughs
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:01 PM
Weeelll... I did chug a cup of tea from the uh... That one that was here. Hope he wasn't blue! But I'm just going to uh- He began opening drawers, shuffling through them until he found a little pocket knife. Ah-ha! Got it! I knew it had to be somewhere.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:02 PM
Luckily Amaranth would never poison his goods, his only ulterior motive is to sell.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:03 PM
Oh, so that was amaranth, huh. Interesting. Is he one of the nicest?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:05 PM
Pouring himself some leftover coffee Well, he's the only one who doesn't use dirty tactics. He gives things away for free and tries to make you happy so you'll sign his lists, and and then you might as well have signed away your soul. Marigold is a siren, Picotee will literally poison you and hide in your walls, and the less said about Saffron the better.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:07 PM
Oh. Oh wow... I'm sorry. Were they difficult to handle? He stashed the knife in his pocket, yawning.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:11 PM
He shrugs after a long while, but then remembers Jay can't see it I don't know if you grew up with siblings but... they can be awful sometimes.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:12 PM
I did grow up in a full house.. but we never stayed apart for long. Of course, we had our disagreements, but were staying positive overall. However, I see where you're coming from.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:13 PM
It is what it is, but we got this. He grinned an award losing smile I'm confident.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:15 PM
He passed through the common area straight to here, attracted by the sound of conversation. He's got an unlit cigar in his hand.` Hey, good afternoon
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:16 PM
Afternoon, pal.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:16 PM
Thanks, Esau. J heard a new voice, raising a brow. Good afternoon.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:18 PM
Any of you two got a light?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:18 PM
Pulls his lighter out of his shirt and gets him that light
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:18 PM
He turned to face the newcomer. Unfortunately no, sorry. Have we met before?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:20 PM
He mutters a thanks under his breath to Esau, lights his cigar, and then hands the lighter back. No, I don't think we have Or maybe we have, I don't remember It's been so many new people here recently I kinda lost track
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:22 PM
Oh, then nice to meet you. My name is Jay, my pleasure! He extended his arm in Greedton's supposed direction for a handshake.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:24 PM
He strides a step or two forward and takes his hand for the handshake. His grip is strong and firm, but not crushing. It's professional. Hi, I don't have a fancy name, as far as I know I'm Spamton But people here call me Greedton
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:25 PM
Smiles Well, i'm off to pick up some eggs and such. I'll be back okay? Shouldn't take long. He pats Jay on the shoulder and gives Greedton the fingerguns Don't have too much fun without me! He leaves
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:26 PM
His voice is full of sarcasm as he shouts after Esau. How could I, you're the life of the party.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:26 PM
J firmly returned the handshake, smiling. Nice to meet you! Goodbye, Esau! He waved him goodbye, however, in the completely wrong direction.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:27 PM
So. Uh. He puffs his cigar. What happened to the eyesight situation there, buddy?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:27 PM
Oh, this thing. A bit of an acid-dent, haha.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:29 PM
Deadpan. Funny. You taking care of that burn? Looks pretty nasty
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:30 PM
Yeah, I did wash it a couple of times, I guess. There's nothing to fix about it, though. A bit too late.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:32 PM
I see. Well from one person with lousy eyesight to the other, I hope you get used to it soon Or, I dunno, get a seeing dog or something
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:33 PM
Eh, I have my eyesight chicken with me. He's the best chicken in the world, but resting now. Thanks though. I think I'm going to head upstairs for now...`
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:34 PM
A-a chicken? Alright.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Feb-22 07:35 PM
Yep! Maybe you'll get to meet him one day. His name's Pipis. Well, goodbye for now! he waved, and headed upstairs slowly.
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:43 PM
A nose peeks from the doorway. Sniff sniff. He’s smelling for food.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:44 PM
Hey there little guy
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:49 PM
HEY HEYHEY!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE A GUY CAN GET SOME [GrubHub] AROUND HERE???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 07:51 PM
Well, let's see here He looks around the stove and the counter There's some cold eggs here. Pipis, I think You eat that?
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 07:58 PM
YES!!! GIMMIE THE [[Pipis]].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:01 PM
He rests his cigar on the counter for a moment and heats up the eggs on the stove for a little moment, before fixing him a plate of eggs and putting it on the table There you go
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:03 PM
He steps into the kitchen with a bag I'm back, I got eggs and red pepper flakes but the tomatos were out of my price range. He puts them in the fridge
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:06 PM
He takes the eggs and opens his mouth up comically wide, sliding the Pipis into his mouth. Good lord.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:07 PM
I didn't know there were tomatos missing I'll bring some next time I'm around There's a great farmer's market a few blocks away from where I live
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:08 PM
That would be incredible, actually, thanks.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:09 PM
Can't have a kitchen without tomatos They go great on everything
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:12 PM
Thats' true. Been a while since I had a nice caprese salad. He smiles at Greedton Anyway, thank you. Now we don't have to eat pipis. I'll try and be more considerate in the future. See ya, Greedton. He leaves, he has someone to talk to
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:13 PM
See ya, pal He mutters to himself, scraping the pipis leftovers for himself Of course, leave me all alone, like I couldn't do that in my own house
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:15 PM
Confused spam noises as he finishes eating the Pipis.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:17 PM
What you looking at, shortstack? Eat your gruel. He picks the plate of pipis and his cigar and eats at the table, opposite from Playerton
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:19 PM
I AM NOT [Shortstack Pancakes for sale!] I’M A BIG SHOT!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:22 PM
I'm almost exactly a foot taller than you are
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:26 PM
THAT MEANS [Nothing at all] !!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:28 PM
Whatever you say
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:30 PM
Steam comes out of his ears, and he looks like he wants to pick a fight, but something freezes him in place. Something stays his hand. There will be no fighting in the kitchen.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:33 PM
He stares up at him, chewing. Why're you so upset? I'm not gonna fight you.
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:35 PM
He tries to move his arm, but no luck. [#%€!]! I’VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGh [Troubleshooting] AS IT IS!!! I DON’T NEED COMMENTS ABOUT MY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:47 PM
About your...?
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 08:57 PM
...ABOUT MY [Issues with Size? Click Here!]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 08:58 PM
Size isn't everything, buddy It's what you do with it that counts. He clicks his tongue, pointing at Playerton casually.
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:01 PM
HA HA, VERY [Comedy Night]. IT'S [[Easy Mode]] TO SAY THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT THE 1 NEEDING TO REACH THINGS!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:02 PM
Ah, believe me, pal, I'm not the tallest person around either
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:03 PM
YOU'RE NOT???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:08 PM
No, I'm Actually quite short, for an addison
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:12 PM
YOU ARE? THIS ISN'T JUST BECAUSE OF [Ow! It burns!]???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:13 PM
No? I've never been burned Or dunked in acid, for all that matters
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:15 PM
He walks into the kitchen, yawning a bit and fetching a huge pitcher of water, eyeing the coffee machine from a distance mornin
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:18 PM
He checks his watch, frowns, but doesn't comment. Morning.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:20 PM
He drinks the whole pitcher in a few gulps, so much so he winces with the last particularly large gulp, patting his chest. oouhhh
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He refills it, and heads to the coffee machine How's it going?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:22 PM
Bit silent today. Eating eggs. You?
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:23 PM
YOU'VE NEVER FELT THE [Unending Agony] OF [A Vacation in Acid]??? LUCKY YOU?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:24 PM
Nope
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:24 PM
Hangover. Big concert yesterday. I'm gonna sleep it off but I felt like my liquid cooling system was shriveling and I couldn't rest until I had my drink. He serves himself a small cup of coffee, taking a sip, sighing and putting it down the drain
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:30 PM
Did Gomez and Morticia go too? He flicks his chin up, gesturing to the second floor above. There should be some painkillers somewhere, if you still got a headache Maybe you should fill that pitcher and bring it upstairs for them too, if you're hungover I'm sure they will be as well That's why you should get a glass of water before passing out when you get home
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:34 PM
They did. All nicely dressed up too. He laughs a bit and picks up his already filled pitcher That's the plan! Impressively, my head doesn't hurt as much. I just am feeling [Withdrawal symptoms] so I had to get a quick small sip of coffee. Usually I have a water bottle by my bed but I [KO'D] in Sera's room last night. ... I'm very tired.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:37 PM
You three take care today Rest up Did you have anything to eat yet? A light meal used to help me a lot back then
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:42 PM
....nope. He looks around the room, looking for something. He spots a few fruits and picks up an apple I think this should help
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He starts digging through the cabinets and finds ibuprofen. Score. He picks it up and stores it in his inventory. He also shoves the apple on his mouth and bites it whole, seed and all.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:44 PM
He raises his brows, like Anton was missing something...And something for your uncles?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:45 PM
My brain is running on 5% I don't know what to give to them! I just ate an apple like a [Warthog] !
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:47 PM
Sighs shortly, but looks at Anton through the rim of his glasses. The tone in which he speaks is stern. Almost paternal. Do you want any help?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 09:55 PM
He rubs the bridge of his face... yawning Just order me around and I'll autopilot properly
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 09:58 PM
He waves his hand at AntonSit down. I'll cut some fruit for you. He stands up and takes a look in the pantry, grabbing two or three apples and pears. He gets to work quite quickly and precisely – seems like he's getting used to cutting up fruit for three little guys who depend on him. He puts all the fruit in a bowl and hands it to Anton. There, you bring it upstairs. I'm sure they'll like it.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 10:00 PM
He waits very patiently, actually almost snoozing while he waits but snapping out of it. He gives Greedton a huge dumb closed mouth smile as he takes the bowl, and picks up the pitcher. Thaaaaaaaank you...! You're a lifesaver Greedton! I'll credit the chef!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 10:00 PM
Don't bother.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 28-Feb-22 10:03 PM
He makes a little noncommittal grunt and walks upstairs
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 10:10 PM
>Try to strike up a conversation. SO, WHAT'S YOUR [Deal or No Deal]??? EVERYONE'S GOT A [Storytime].
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 10:11 PM
Now alone with Playerton in the kitchen, he gives out a sigh of finality, cleaning the knife with a dishcloth. He looks up at him, taking a last drag of his cigar and putting it out. It was halfway done still. Actually, I better be going home Maybe some other time, okay? I'll be seeing you.
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Playerton BOT 28-Feb-22 10:12 PM
OK!! BYE.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Feb-22 10:12 PM
He waves a hand at Playerton and leaves.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:06 PM
hes here now. Instead of bagging the trash like he might have implied he was about to do, he instead starts measuring out some sushi rice, rinsing it several times in the sink before dumping it into a rice maker. As it does it's thing he sits down at the table and lights up a cigarette
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:09 PM
He scampers in, empty pitcher in hand. Seems like he's come refill it. [[Hi there]]!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:10 PM
waves at skunkton, smiling a bit EVENING SKUNKTON
23:10
UP TO MUCH?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:13 PM
JUST [82oh]! He gets up to the sink and starts filling the pitcher with water. YOU?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:14 PM
gestures toward the rice cooker WAITING FOR RICE
23:14
ACTUALLY. IVE BEEN MEANING TO [talking heads] TO YOU
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:14 PM
OH YEAH
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:14 PM
gestures towards an empty seat JOIN ME?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:17 PM
SORRY THE [Creature] AND [Venom] HAPPENED AND WE COULDN'T [[Let's keep in touch!]] He rests the pitcher down at the counter and pulls up the chair. WHAT IS [[The deal with airplane f-]] He interrupts himself and coughs and hacks a bit, to clear up his throat. IT. WHAT IS IT?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:18 PM
he taps his cigarette into an ash tray and takes another long drag before he speaks SO. NEO.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:18 PM
I KNOW OF IT
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:19 PM
WE [Inhabited] THE SAME [vessel] IN A WAY.
23:20
I WASNT [exist] WHEN IT HAPPENED SO I WANT TO [askjeeves].... HOW WAS IT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:20 PM
He scratches the back of his head for a moment, trying to get the right words.
23:23
IT WAS [[W R O N G ! !]] AND [Void], MOSTLY? AND [Disappointing, 0 stars]! I COULD BARELY [Don't move a muscle], IT DIDN'T [Brought to you b-] ME ANY SATISFACTION! AND I SORTA, UH. . .
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:24 PM
SORTA WHAT ?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:25 PM
I FELT LIKE. . . I'D [Would you rather] BE DEAD THAN STAY LIKE THAT WHICH [[Sort yourself out]] HAPPENED TOO I THINK. IT'S A BIT [Fuzzy pickles]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:26 PM
he nods
23:26
I WONDER IF THERE WERE [compatibility issues] SINCE IT WASNT FROM [part of your world] ?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:27 PM
MIGHT BE [Excuses] IT WASN'T THE [Wright] ONE BUT I DON'T REALLY WANNA [Take a chance at love right now, my friend] WITH THAT ANYWAY
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:27 PM
IT DEFINITELY FELT [wrong wrong wrong!] WHEN I TRANSFERED MY [data transfer] BUT I COULD STILL MOVE ON MY OWN A LITTLE.
23:27
THAT [neo] I THINK IS [broken] BECAUSE ITS MISSING [key item]
23:28
IM TECHNICALLY IN THAT [vessel] RIGHT NOW
23:28
MY OLD BODY IS [ ]
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BUT I CAN IMAGINE HOW IT [feel] BECAUSE IVE [been there done that don't recommend]
23:29
he sighs, recognizing that he's rambling
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:30 PM
He shows the back of his hands, and the small marionette holes in them. PROBABLY [These] I'M [Tied up] IN [Strings of code] CAN'T MOVE WITHOUT THEM IT'S THE [Prices so lo-] YOU PAY FOR A DEAL WITH THE [ ] Sooner or later, it catches up to you.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:37 PM
HAHA... YEAH.
23:38
MY STRINGS [vanishing act] AFTER I GOT THE [[SOUL]] BUT... NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER. IT MAKES ME [uneasy feelings]
23:39
he looks at his own hands, and the large holes through each palm
23:40
NOTHING COMES [free of charge] SO IM JUST WAITIN FOR THE [other shoe to drop]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:42 PM
I'VE WANTED A [HeartShapedObj] BEFORE THOUGH NOT BECAUSE OF [The smooth taste of], NO YOU SEE, LIGH>tNER [Hearts] THEY'RE [Strong]. MORE THAN [Everything] WE COULD [[Ever hope to become]] SO I THOUGHT- WELL I DIDN'T BUT [[It just works]] IN MY HEAD
23:44
He taps his fingers on the wood grain of the table I NEVER REALLY [Sorry, bub] FOR TRYING TO [Bite maim kill] ANTON FOR THAT I MEAN, NOT WITH [Letters of the alphabet] THEY'RE HARD TO COME BY He gestures to his throat , I'M SURE YOU [Aware]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:44 PM
SURE DO
23:45
YOU SHOULD [old college try] THOUGH. I THINK ANTON WOULD [catch on]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:46 PM
EH, HE'S PROBABLY [Forgor 💀] IT BY NOW BUT IT'S [Sitting] HERE IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH OR MAYBE THAT'S MY [Ulcerous laceration] COMING BACK, I DUNNO
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:47 PM
he hears a small ding, the rice cooker is done. He walks over and starts scooping the rice into a large, shallow wooden tub. He drizzles a rice wine vinegar seasoning over it and folds it in with a paddle, venting air over it as much as he can to cool it I THINK EVEN IF HE FORGOR, ITS WORTH [trying your best out here]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:48 PM
He cranes his head up to watch him work.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:49 PM
he adds bonito flakes and soy sauce to the rice as he folds it in on itself. After it's cooled he pulls out square sheets of nori and cuts it into strips. AND I KNOW [heartshape.obj] ARE [littol miracles] AND IT COULD EXPLAIN WHY I AM [free?] BUT... I DONT [object not found] ANYMORE. SO WHERE ARE THE [silly strings]?
23:50
he starts shaping the rice into triangles with his hands, wrapping a strip of nori under each one before setting them down onto a tray. He has enough rice to make well over a dozen
23:50
WHERE ARE THE [full life consequences] FOR MY [actions speak louder than words]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Feb-22 11:54 PM
He's watching Seb's cooking with interest, and takes a moment to answer. MAYBE YOU ALREADY [Petscopped] 'EM? [[Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to me]]? LIKE THAT?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 28-Feb-22 11:54 PM
MAYBE.... BUT THEN WHY DO I FEEL [unease] AND [dread] IN MY [guts]
23:57
he sets three onigiri onto a plate and brings them over to skunkton, placing the dish in front of him. He sets aside three for himself before wrapping up 6 for the fridge. There are 5 left, which he begins wrapping and putting into a little basket along with some fresh cut cucumber, wasabi packets, and two bottles, one filled with water and the other full of cold brew coffee
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 12:00 AM
[[Those feelings of disajustment you feel, Mr. Spamton, might come clear once you develop a healthier outlook in regards to-]] He clears his throat, strongly, and pats his chest at the base of the neck, like there was charge there he wanted to desperately get rid of. He looks down at the plate, and loosely points to his throat. THIS THING GETS [Worsties] AND WORSE EVERY DAY THANKS FOR THE [Finger food]
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 01-Mar-22 12:11 AM
OF COURSE, DINNER IS [best shared with friends]
00:12
he finishes packing the basket and attached a note, before turning around and muching on the onigiri he left out for himself, smiling just a bit
00:14
I HAVE TO GO [return some video tapes] TO THE [trash] SO ILL SEE YOU AROUND LATER, SKUNKTON.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 12:15 AM
He's been going through his own onigiri, taking his time, and raises one in his hand as a goodbye. NIGHT!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 01-Mar-22 12:15 AM
picks up the basket and waved, heading out of the house
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 01:23 AM
He's finished his meal, washed up the plates, and then goes upstairs to turn in.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 05:07 AM
He settles down the dishes in the sink, pulling his sleeves up and starting to wash everything he used. He also sniffs the air for anything else.
05:12
Once he's done he sees all the fruits and sweets and goes to town on them, storing a few in his pockets, inventory and in his mouth. He can fit a surprising amount of things there. Once he's satisfied he opens the kitchen window and hops out
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 11:06 AM
Here now!!!! He is making pancakes again because they’re easy.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 01-Mar-22 11:09 AM
he snuck over to the kitchen, sitting down at the table
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 11:22 AM
He Hasn’t noticed Seb at all, humming quietly and flipping the pancakes
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 11:30 AM
He walks in, night robe over underwear and slippers. He seems well rested. GOOD MORNING! !
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 11:36 AM
He jumps just a bit~ old men startle easy! Morning! [Sleep well]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 11:40 AM
LIKE THE [Fishies]! ! YOU?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 11:42 AM
Pretty well! [ Better than ]] waking up with [wicked hangover cures]]]]]!
11:42
Hungry?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 11:43 AM
YOU CAN SAY THAT [Twice], EAHEHAEAH WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST? He pulls up a chair and sits down at the table
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 11:49 AM
Pancakes! [Almost done!!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 11:52 AM
[Yummy yummy]! !
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 12:04 PM
He brings them over on a big plate, then grabs a bunch of smaller plates/silverware and brings those over too. [Eat up!!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 12:07 PM
He serves some for himself, then grabs some maple syrup in the pantry and drizzles it over the pancakes. He's eating cutely ~
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 12:20 PM
CEO’s of eating so cutely Any [fun fun fun!] plans today?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 12:33 PM
ME? HMM. . .
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 12:52 PM
Sure we can [thinking of stuff] to do~ Eating!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 12:55 PM
[Battery low] ENERGY DAY?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 01:16 PM
Me? I feel like I could be [ready to go!!!] in a couple of hours!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 01:17 PM
GO WHERE?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 01:24 PM
Anywhere!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 01:25 PM
[Paint the town red]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 01:26 PM
[No action park] for me! Might [shopping] for some gifts though. Wanna [[come with?]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 01:27 PM
I HAVE NO- WELL I HAVE [Scraps] [$$$] BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH THEY [Cost] WHERE YOU LIVE [[The econony, you see]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 01:27 PM
[hush hush]] I have [moneyyyy baybeeee]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 01:31 PM
YOU DON'T [Pay no mind]? ?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 01:35 PM
Not at all!!! [ You kidding me] you’re my friend!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 01:38 PM
WELL IF YOU [Insistent]! !
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 02:10 PM
I do!! [lmk] when you wanna leave I’ll be home from work in like 4 and a half-ish hours so just lmk if u wanna rp out old ppl shopping moments 🛍 ❤️
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 02:11 PM
WHENEVER YOU'RE [Lock and loaded]!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 02:47 PM
I am [right this very moment]
14:47
There might be some [papa rot z] I hope [thata ok]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-Mar-22 02:49 PM
ONE MOMENT He scampers upstairs for a change of clothes and then comes back shortly afterwards, then yanks at Sera's arm like they're two girl friends going for a shopping spree DON'T WORRY I'M A [Photography] REPELLANT HEAHEHAHEA
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 01-Mar-22 02:50 PM
[HEHE ]] you say that now!!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 02-Mar-22 12:47 AM
🏃‍♂️ +Grabs a bowl and accidentally knocks some dishes over then runs back out+
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 01:01 AM
He enters the kitchen and sees the broken dishes, sighing and picking up the pieces.
01:07
He finishes and lights a cigarette. Honestly they got this. He's not sure what he was thinking.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 01:59 AM
clips through the wall and is in the kitchen now
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 01:59 AM
Has gone through a pack of cigarettes in his anxiety, he jumps when he sees Seb and smiles Y-You're okay! He hugs him
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:00 AM
SURE AM! I DONT EVEN [warning: memory data lost or corrupted] WHAT HAPPENED
02:00
he hugs him back, having to lean over a bit. looks like someone got taller again!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:01 AM
He laughs a little Thank God, I was terrified... when did you get more inches?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:01 AM
NO CLUE!
02:02
he grins, showing off his sharper tusks in the process
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:03 AM
He sees his sharper teeth. And his blackened eyes... it's familiar. He doesn't like it. Not at all. He gives a sharp intake of breath, but he's still smiling Wow you got some chompers, huh... what uh... happened to your eyes, pal...?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:04 AM
WHAT, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO MY [peepers?]
02:04
AND THE CHOMPERS HAVE [been a thing] FOR A WHILE ESAU!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:04 AM
I... must have not... noticed... ... They're almost completely black...
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:06 AM
REALLY? he blinks a bit, turning his back to esau to fill up a glass of water
02:06
THATS. ARE YOU SURE ITS NOT A [mistake! mistake!] OR A TRICK OF THE LIGHT?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:07 AM
He's starting to breathe heavy, rubbing the back of his neck No, pal. If it wasn't for it being you, you'd almost look like one of... Them...
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:07 AM
he turns back towards esau, smiling. Its not very friendly. The light in his eye is almost completely out, leaving just a black void that matches his missing eye ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT [projecting your deepest darkest wishes] ON ME?
02:08
THEM ?
02:08
he tilts his head to the side WHO IS [them] ?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:10 AM
W-What? He steps back, his heart is pounding, he grabs his chest No, that's outrageous! I would never- never- never- never-!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:11 AM
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT [family]?
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02:12
he starts walking slowly forward, following esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:12 AM
Seb stop...
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:12 AM
STOP? STOP? WHY SHOULD I WHEN [you didnt.]
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02:12
[isnt this what you want?]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:13 AM
He grabs his head IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:13 AM
he's grinning, inches away from esau when he glitches hard, shaking his head
02:14
roblox_oof.ogg
02:14
WHAT THE HELL [where am i?]
02:14
looks up and sees esau, smiling normally. his eye is back to "normal" HEY THERE ESAU, WHEN DID YOU [stop on by?]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:15 AM
He slams into the wall. Green strings are creeping out of the zipper on his chest When he looks up at Seb, his eyes are black as pitch What do you know about anything you [hyperlink blocked]?! His voice is deep. Distorted YOU. WEREN'T. THERE.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:15 AM
? ? ? ? ??
02:15
WOAH WOAH DID I [its a bad time right now.]????
02:16
`he furrows his brows in concern' I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE [talking about things]
02:17
he backs away a bit, giving esau space
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:19 AM
You little bastards think you know everything because you've got everything and I have NOTHING! Well guess what?! He grabs the kitchen table and swings his arms, sending it toppling over to the side I still manged to do one of you in...
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:20 AM
ESAU ARE YOU HAVING [flashbulb] MEMORIES??
02:20
he holds his hands up in a non-threatening manner CAN YOU [lsiten carefully to my voice]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:21 AM
I still... managed it... who's a mistake now?! He picks up a mug and throws it across the room WHO'S THE ACCIDENT NOW?!
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:22 AM
EEK.ogg
02:22
WOAH WOAH WOAH [pump the breaks] ESAU!!!!!
02:22
he ducks down just in time for the mug to crash against the wall above his head
02:23
he's sweating, he has no clue why the fuck esau is going gamer rage mode right now
02:23
LISTEN LISTEN NO ONE IS CALLING YOU [accident & emergency]????
02:24
he realizes he's cornered, esau is in front of the only exit. his eye is darting back and forth looking for an escape route if need be
02:25
YOU NEED TO TAKE [deep breathing exercises] AND [clam down], NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE [mistakes were made]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:26 AM
There's a moment of clarity, he clenched his eyes shut a moment, and when he opens them, they are normal, the strings on his zipper recede What... Seb?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:26 AM
he is back up almost against the wall, eyes wide and hands up, palms facing foward THATS MY NAME [don't wear it out!]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:28 AM
... What's going on?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:29 AM
NOT A [clue in the world] MY GUY!!!
02:29
I [woke up like this] IN HERE AND YOU WERE [rage rage against the dying of the light]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:30 AM
He laughs a little No... I was just embarrassed I couldn't help any when you were hurt... I wasn't angry.
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:30 AM
[its the thought that counts]! I APPRECIATE THAT YOU WANTED TO [put humpty dumpty back together again]
02:31
he relaxes, stretching out his shoulders and going to leave the kitchen NO NEED FOR [embarrassing moments] ESAU!!!
02:31
YOU SURE DID SEEM [angry birds] ABOUT SOMETHING THOUGH
02:32
I COULDNT [do you understand?] ANY OF IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:33 AM
What did I say?
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Sebastian G. Spamton (Neo????) BOT 02-Mar-22 02:34 AM
he waves before clipping through another wall without realizing it SOMETHING ABOUT [ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY] BUT THATS ALL I CAUGHT BECAUSE I WAS [worried for your safety]
02:34
LETS TALK TOGETHER SOON ESAU YOU SEEM LIKE [a real swell guy]!
02:34
and he's gone
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:36 AM
He watches him leave, his words lingering in his mind heavily and looks around. He trashed the kitchen a little, and goes about cleaning it up What was happening to him? What did Amaranth do? But he didn't do anything. It was always inside He startles and drops the table Why did I think that?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:38 AM
spamstanding
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:39 AM
Hey pal...
02:44
He makes some tea. He's shaken. Who can blame him? It's hard When you're a monster When it was inside you all along What in God's name...? What am I talking about?
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02:45
He pushes it down. It'll be fine It'll be fine It'll be fine It'll be fine It'll be fine It'll be fine
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:46 AM
...Are you OK? You don't seem to be looking so good. That and I heard a commotion, so...
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 02:46 AM
Jay walks inside the kitchen, noticing Esau, and, seeing how stressed he is, he walks up to him. Esau? Are you alright?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:57 AM
... I don't know.
02:57
I trashed the kitchen so I can't be doing too well.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 02:58 AM
Yeah, people usually don't just [TRASH ZONE] a kitchen if they're doing well.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:02 AM
He reaches down and picks an errant green string out of his zipper ...?
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I uh... You don't look too good. Spiritually, I mean. Would you uh... Like to talk about it?)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:05 AM
My [strings] are poking out...
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:06 AM
That's not good, is it? What could've happened?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:07 AM
I don't know... He unzips his chest with some difficulty, his zipper is full of frayed strings. Like they got caught in it trying to get out
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:09 AM
Can I help you? He reached towards him carefully.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:10 AM
Suddenly, his heart bursts out of his chest and into Jay's hands. It's green from oxidization and sobbing It's afraid
03:11
Inside his body is nothing but undulating strings
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:12 AM
J looked at it with wide, empty eyes, before carefully holding it close to himself. Shh... It's alright. It's going to be fine. Esau, can you hear me...?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:12 AM
...He's having it rough, huh.
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:13 AM
I-i think so. He's scared...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:13 AM
He's staring in shock. The heart is weeping and shrieking softly
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:13 AM
I don't blame him. After what we went through, who wouldn't be?
03:14
And if there's more of those guys, no doubt they'll be making another attempt, right? It's only fair that he's scared.
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Jay walked up to Esau, gently trying to calm his soul down, cradling it in his arms, and placing one free hand on his shoulder. Esau, I won't pretend to know how you feel now. But I want you to know that I- We are here to help you, if you need help. There's no need to be ashamed.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:18 AM
I...I don't know what happened, I don't... He closes his eyes and grabs his head. He furrows his brow. For a moment, Jay can see his aura. It shifts. It turns blacker than black Then a deep, magenta pink And its back to normal again
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:19 AM
If you don't know, then we won't pressure you to try and remember. That wouldn't be fair now, would it?
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:19 AM
J looked at him in shock, before remembering how helpless he felt near Amaranth, shivering. It's- you- you're also like them. It... It makes sense. Are you scared. Of yourself?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:20 AM
I am nothing like them! I never was like them! Not even at birth!
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Jay was serious. But you are, Esau. It's... It's not obvious. It's deep. But... You are.
03:21
However, he wasn't scared. He didn't let go of the soul. He didn't turn tail and run.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:25 AM
He just stares at him, breathing shakily Whatever made us... made a mistake in the code. That's me, Jay. It's all I've ever been. I'll never be like them because [It was always on the inside].
03:26
[It was always on the inside][It was always on the inside][It was always on the inside][It was always on the inside][It was always on the inside][It was always on the inside][It was always on the inside]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:26 AM
...A mistake in the code...?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Yeah. Why do you think I look like this? Why do you think I can't do anything?
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:27 AM
No. You won't be exactly like them. But that doesn't change the fact that you are similar. I see it now - it's always there, buried deep, dormant. But it's rising to the surface, and you are afraid. But you shouldn't be. Because, it's still you, Esau. I believe in you. Jay's soul began glowing a bright, calming cyan.
03:28
You aren't a mistake- you're my friend. You're spencer's sweetheart. You're so much more than just a mistake.
03:28
So, this means, you're not it. You're perfect just the way you are.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Even if you're nothing like to them, how you act is what matters, isn't it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:31 AM
...... He starts to say something, but ends up coughing instead. He places a hand on his mouth, and reaches in deep. He pulls out a long green string that coils when it yanks free .........guys I'm really scared.....
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:33 AM
J walked closer to him, and pulled him into a warm hug, still glowing. It's going to be okay, Esau. We're here to help you. You don't have to do it alone.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:34 AM
He tosses the string down and hugs him, and he starts to cry
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:34 AM
He walks in, brushing his teeth, and freezes. ...UH...
03:35
He heads to the sink and spits it out. HI WHATS GOING ON ESAU ARE YOU OK
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:35 AM
Jay comfortingly pat his back, moving with him to the couch, letting him cry. It's okay, Esau. Don't worry.
03:36
He lifted his gaze towards grover, placing a finger to his lips as a sign to be quiet for now.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:36 AM
He heads over quietly
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:36 AM
His heart is wailing, and Esau let's out a few distorted shouts himself I swear, it was just an accident!
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:37 AM
He calmingly and softly pressed him closer. I know, I know it was. It's going to be okay. You're fine, Esau. No one's blaming you for anything.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Yeah, take it easy. We're here to help.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:38 AM
I didn't mean to do it! He gives Jay a crushing hug. He's stronger than he looks, and he looks pretty strong
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:39 AM
...Do you want to talk about it? Will that help?
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:39 AM
Jay only winced a little, but didn't say anything. I understand. We're going to help you, no matter what that was. Maybe, you'll tell us what happened?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:40 AM
...... I strangled my oldest brother.
03:40
It was an accident...
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I'm very sorry. But I believe you. If you're not ready to talk about it, I can wait.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:42 AM
...A reaction in the heat of the moment? Please take your time, don't feel pressured to talk about it all at once.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:45 AM
He was trying to get me to come back home with him. Saying I needed them, that I couldn't survive without their charity. All my life I just wanted to be like them, to be like all the other Addisons! I never can be. And something snapped inside me. Next thing I know... he's gone.
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:47 AM
He gently pats his back. Even if you weren't right to do this, they weren't either. You should be able to live your own life. Not the life others want for you.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:48 AM
I don't blame you for losing it in the heat of the moment.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:48 AM
All my life I endured their concieted humoring, their backhanded compliments, their insults! Their 'perfection'.... I couldn't take it anymore!
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:49 AM
I understand. That's wrong of them to do. But now, you can be free of them. You have friends and family here. You're not alone.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:52 AM
...... He swallowed, and clenched his eyes shut. His heart slowly stops crying and just begins to whimper.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:52 AM
If they come back again, we will be ready this time. We won't let them get to you.
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:53 AM
J gently pet his heart with one hand, calmingly smiling. Yeah. We're all here to help.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:54 AM
They will be. They'll sniff me out. They'll come. They'll try and hurt you or hypnotize you or something... and it'll be my fault for even being here. I need to leave so the house will be safe. But... I promised Spence I would stay. I promised her.
03:55
And if something is happening to me... I'm even more of a liability.
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:55 AM
You don't need to go anywhere. Now I can see what their intentions are. I can prevent it. We can. You don't need to hide. You're safe.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:55 AM
If you leave, then they might kill you. I can't let that happen.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:56 AM
AND ITS NOT YOUR FAULT! YOU BELONG HERE! THEY RE THE [Interlopers]
03:56
THERE S SO MANY POWERFUL PEOPLE HERE WHO HAVE YOUR BACK.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:58 AM
He sniffs. His heart stops crying and just looks up at them all, nervous, but calm ....Thanks guys.
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 03:59 AM
J smiled, returning his soul to him. You're always welcome, Saul.
04:00
He meant Esau. A typo
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Don't be afraid to come to one of us for help if you feel like this again.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Grover tentatively puts his hand on Esau's shoulder, careful not to startle him. IT S OKAY. YOU LL BE OKAY.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:01 AM
He slowly takes his heart and gives it a little kiss. It coos a little and he stuffs it back into his chest and zips himself up Thank you... all of you. I'll never forget this...
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 04:02 AM
I hope that you don't, my friend. I'm glad I could help.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Still. He can't shake it. Maybe he's more like them than he knows... the things Seb said to him before he backed out... He inhales deeply. Thank you. All of you. And you- He points to Grover I need to talk to you.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:04 AM
He is startled. UH-
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:05 AM
He gives Jay one more hug and Trashton a pat on the back before he places an arm on Grover's back and just kind of pulls him along Walk with me, upstairs, pal.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:06 AM
YEA SURE OKAY< BYE YALL, UH,
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Spamton J BOT 02-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Bye, Grover, Esau.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 04:10 AM
See you later.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 04:52 AM
He clips through here, he hopes no one minds him. First thing he does is wash his hands, despite living in the garbage for so long, he's always been a fairly clean individual
04:57
After that, he starts messing with the cabinets, digging for some ingredients, most of all, rolled oats. He places it on the counter and gets other ingredients, Milk, Yogurt, honey, some peanut butter and cocoa powder
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 05:04 AM
It really doesnt take a chef to do this. He whisks together all ingredients in a bowl, singing a bit to himself while doing so. He makes enough of it to fill at least 4 jars of it ....[[People everywhere, a sense of expectation hangin' in the air Givin' out a spark, across the room, your eyes are glowin' in the dark]]
05:10
He picks up the mix, storing it in the jars, floating up so he can localize a cooler box on the top of the shelves. He picks it up and puts some ice from the freezer. [[And here we go again, we know the start, we know the end Masters of the scene..]] He puts 3 jars inside the box. Maybe this is a lot, but have you seen the size of that guy? Tall people need more food right? [[We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more You know what I mean]]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 05:22 AM
He takes the box and fills a bottle with leftover cold brew coffee, and some water and walks outside, clipping the same way he came back from
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 12:46 PM
And now he’s here. Sera gets some of the leftover pancakes from the fridge, putting them in the microwave.
12:46
His eyes are puffy.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 12:54 PM
He scampers in, well-rested, making a beeline for the coffee maker [[Goooood morning, Vietnam!]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 12:57 PM
Morning.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 12:58 PM
SLEEP WELL?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 01:00 PM
....[Nah.] it’s alright though.
13:00
[what about you]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 01:02 PM
AFTER YOU [Calm down, sweetie] UPSTAIRS, LIKE A BABY! TROUBLE IN PARADISE? He's watching the coffee machine as it does its thing, leaning on the counter
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 01:05 PM
..... You could [say so lyrics]. I have to [talking to him] eventually
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 01:08 PM
He's humming a song under his breath. It's very obviously Killer Queen. As the coffee gets ready, he pours two mugs, and sets one to Sera when he sits down at the table. YOU BETTER STUFF [Like this, like that] GETS IN THE BACKBURNER IF YOU DON'T [Converse] YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN [The back room] GETS FILLED? IT SPILLS OUT. He sips on his coffee.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 01:21 PM
He takes the mug with a “thank you”, taking a sip. I know... [I know.] [idk] where he is, but I have to [talking] with him today. I feel [terrible]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 01:23 PM
IT'S GOOD AND [[Let me tell you something]] IF A RELATIONSHIP CAN SURVIVE A LITTLE [Trial] IT CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING WELL, ALMOST ANYTHING
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BEING SAPPY ALL THE TIME, [It's no good] WHERE'S THE EXCITEMENT OF BEING [Pieces of $#!$] TO EACH OTHER AND STILL GETTING [Tie the knot] IN THE END
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 01:34 PM
[tie the knot] huh... [Arguing] is never fun, but... [idk ] if I can even [call now!] it that?? Something [wicked] is happening to him and [idk] how to [you can’t do anything about it! ] he leans back on the counter, fingers tapping on the mug.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 01:35 PM
I MEANT STAY TOGETHER NOT [Reverse divorce papers] CAN'T TRUST WHAT COMES OUT OF [Hyperlink Broken] WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 01:37 PM
........ You gonna [believing ] me when I say it?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 01:39 PM
BROTHER I'VE SEEN [Hell] IF YOU TELL ME HE TURNED INTO A [Bunny rabbit] AND SOCKED YOU ON THE [Innards] I'LL BUY IT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 01:46 PM
He turned into some... [some kind of ]] [wild beast] with [stolen faces.] It was still Seb... but. It was [horrific]. That body was his, and [it just wasn’t] all at once. Said [a lot of words] he would have [no knowledge of] either. [_Idk] where he could have [possibility] learned that from........
13:46
He takes a big sip of that coffee
13:48
I [panicking].... I couldn’t help it. [Normal [[Addison ] behavior in that situation, I think. But it [upsetting him].... I don’t even think [he, himself] knows what’s [occurring at the time.]]]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 01:50 PM
HMMM. He sips on his coffee, brows lifted in a noncommittal gesture of sympathy, and rests his mug on the table again. D'YOU THINK IT HAD TO [Make do] WITH. . . He lifts his elbows and lets his wrists hang limp, tilting his head down slightly. He means the NEO body.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 01:53 PM
.... Maybe. Some sort of [concoction] of that, [ILOVEYOU.VIRUS], his own [stressful worries]]... I just don’t know. He’s stubborn, avoids [answer the damn question]] whenever he can. [beats around the bush.]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 01:55 PM
[Twinning] UNDER PRESSURE! THAT'S TRICKY TO WORK AROUND [[Here we are, as it were, holding a mirror up to your mirror]]
13:58
MAYBE TRY TO [Engage] INDIRECTLY? FEELS NONTHREATENING I'D LIKE NONTHREATENING IF I WAS [Struggle] ALL ELSE [Failure] YOU HOLD AN INTERVENTION BUT THAT'S PRETTY [Last][Resorts with wonderful facilities]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:05 PM
.... You’re right. I feel like [I cornered him]]. I didn’t mean to, but. I need to [SAY YOURE SORRY!] for that as well. I’m glad we’ve [having so much life experience.] Feels like we’re [two old guys on the porch who give really good life advice.]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:06 PM
YOU'RE OLD I'M [Young] AND [Spry] He gets up to put his empty mug in the sink
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:11 PM
You [totally are]> [icon]. Thank you, [my friend.]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:12 PM
ANYTIME He makes finger guns at Sera
14:16
SO BESIDES [Confrontational] WHAT ARE YOU DOING [This fine Wednesday]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:21 PM
Well... I wanna [shower again] after all of that. That's [all i got planned]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:23 PM
OH THAT SOUNDS GOOD GREAT WATER [Under pressure] IN THAT BATHROOM WEIRD NOBODY [Takes up the offer] IT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:24 PM
I think they’re [fear]
14:24
Of that room
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:25 PM
WHY? IT'S [Dark] AND [Comfy cosy]
14:25
SMELLS FUNNY BUT YOU CAN JUST [Pay no mind] IT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:26 PM
I [likes ] our bathroom. Maybe [all the other reindeer ] will eventually come around to it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:27 PM
EH He shrugs I'M GONNA [Crack open a cold one] THOSE PAINTS YOU GOT ME
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:30 PM
you’re gonna [looking amazing]!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:30 PM
ANY [Requisitions]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:35 PM
Hmmm.... surprise me!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:35 PM
THAT'S NOT A [Funking] REQUEST
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:36 PM
I request you [funkinh] surprise me!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:36 PM
THAT'S NOT A REQUEST THAT'S [Zilch]! ! IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU CAN JUST SAY [[Nothing on my mind, thank you]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Well!!! [Just]! Can you [creating art] of my [littol] family?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:39 PM
I CAN DO THAT! . . .I think I'M NOT GOOD WITH [Figure drawing]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:44 PM
I think it will [be wonderful]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Mar-22 02:53 PM
HAVE A NICE [Scrub] THEN! AND A NICE [[Honey Baby Love Of My Life We Need To Talk]] I'M [Goin' up]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 02-Mar-22 02:59 PM
[See ya] soon!
15:00
He sits at the table, just thinking. Thinking of how to talk about it all.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 03:53 PM
He meanders into the kitchen, spies a piece of mug on the floor that he missed from when he shattered it last night, and picks it up. It's enough to make him sigh. He grabs a coffee and sits down, just in time to feel a ping, and a rattle in his head. But... not a bad one this time That feels just like... [delicis kromer]... He pulls up his online bank account in a teeny tiny window to check it Whoa holy [Cungadero] I ain't rich but I ain't broke anymore...
15:54
...... I gotta sell more poems.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 05:37 PM
kitchen. He inspects every cabinet ,finds a candy bar and a passage to cybercity. But since time is frozen there he assumes Seb isn't in there either. He eats the candy bar before running to the bathroom
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:04 PM
She's making herself a cup of joe, humming a little tune along the way.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:12 PM
He finds her with a smile, and creeps up behind. He's wearing one of his nicer shirts, with the collar popped up and one extra button at his chest undone. Oh starlight~
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:14 PM
She's...not dressed especially fancy at all. It's kinda embarrasing.
22:14
Hey, Angel.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:18 PM
He grins, his hair is also kind of down, since he didn't style his pompadour I've got a surprise for you... three actually.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Three?
22:18
Oh god she's REALLY underprepared for whatever he has under his sleeve.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:21 PM
He brings up a pop up which leads to his bank info (personal details censored and scrambled), showing a modest sum of cash has been deposited where there was originally next to nothing Remember when I said I was gonna start selling my poems? I got into an anthology and it's selling! I get residuals! I am officially no longer dirt poor!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:21 PM
...Oh my god that's great!
22:22
I...didn't even think that was possible for us to do!
22:22
Oh my god!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:23 PM
I contacted some Addisons who don't hate me! Apparently Light Ners love that [?!#!]!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:24 PM
...Not the Addisons that were jerks, right?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Nope! Like my brothers would give me the time of day for anything besides murder. These were Addisons who focus on self-publishing!
22:25
I found a portal in my closet that leads to my City! Now I don't have to run around in the dark outside!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:27 PM
That's great!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:28 PM
He banishes the pop up And I know what I wanna do with the first paycheck...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Surely something grand and extravagant, right?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:33 PM
Hmm, depends~ I am taking you out to get a new wardrobe! You deserve it, starlight!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:33 PM
...Me?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Hell yes, you! I ain't got another girlfriend! He bounces his eyebrows playfully I wanna get you that jumpsuit.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:34 PM
She smiles.
22:34
Well what are we waiting for?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:35 PM
This! He reaches into his shirt and pulls out the origami flower bouquet, tied with a pink and yellow ribbon Grover helped me make this for you...
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:40 PM
She tries to restrain herself from snatching the bouquet.
22:40
...You made this?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:45 PM
It's far from perfect, and his flowers aren't as good as Grover's, but he smiles With help from a friend. He bows and holds it out to her I thought you deserved flowers.
22:47
And if they're gonna be fake... they can at least be special.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:47 PM
..Don't worry about them being fake. They're the prettiest fake flowers in the world.
22:48
And that's because they're yours.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:48 PM
He blushes brightly and smiles You're gonna make me kiss you~
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Fine. If you're not gonna...
22:49
She gives him a quick smooch.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:50 PM
He laughs. Not at her, he's just happy. He grabs her hand Come on, we've got a long night ahead of us!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 02-Mar-22 10:51 PM
She lets herself get dragged.
22:51
Slow down!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 04:24 PM
Coffee time He makes coffee, and prepares himself a cup. After a few sips to calm himself down, his eyes blink back to their normal heterochromia
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 04:58 PM
J walked into the kitchen, nodding to Saul. Good morning! He immediately went to the fridge, humming in thought, before picking up some eggs and milk, going to cook an omelette.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Morning, kiddo. He lifts his coffee in greeting
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:00 PM
Enters the room, annoyed at how tiny and basic the kitchen was. There were no cooks or servants here? This must be how the poor people lived. He snorts HMPH.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:01 PM
Doesn't even look up at Spades, he sips his coffee and speaks to Jay Who's this guy?
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Oh I'm not sure myself. Calls himself king spades. He fell through a portal in my room, so, I guess, until an exit appears he's gonna be staying here. He evenly spread the mix of milk and eggs on the pan, and began chopping some tomatoes and green onion to go along with it. Without much thought he has included a portion for Esau.
17:03
I can't help but feel sorry for him, a little. It's not his fault he's here.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:03 PM
He snaps at Esau I HAPPEN TO BE AN IMPORTANT MAN AND NOT JUST A “GUY” YOU LITTLE NUISANCE!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:04 PM
He shrugs and smirks at Spades Ooh, you're a scary guy. I'm shaking in my heels.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:06 PM
He towers over him, grinning a dark toothy grin and flicking his claws out YOU SHOULD BE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Literally does not give a fuck Hey whatcha makin' over there, Jay?
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:08 PM
His face twitches. Why were none of these damned Spamton’s afraid of him?? He growled and lumbers towards the kitchen table to sulk in one of the tiny chairs
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:09 PM
Hey, don't take it personally, pal. He pulls a lighter out of his shirt and flicks out a cigarette before lighting it. He takes a long drag You want one?
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:09 PM
Omelette! Made you some too. He began plating up the positions. A bit messy, but it smelled nice.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Oh, thanks buddy. I am a bit peckish this morning.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:15 PM
He picked up the three plates and carried them to the table, setting one in front of each of them. Bon appetit!
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:15 PM
He pulls out one of his cigars, biting the end off as he held up a hand I HAVE MY OWN. He held it out, expecting someone to light it for him
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:16 PM
..... What, are you stupid? He flicks his lighter closed and puts it back in his shirt Light it yourself. He starts eating
17:16
He smiles at Jay Thanks, kid.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 05:16 PM
comes rushing in, stumbling and holding a lit lighter WAITETH I AM HERETH I APOLOGIZE FOR SLEEPING IN YOUR HIGHNESS
17:17
he dives foward and lands in front of King Spades, face down. his arm is up with the lighter still lit
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Holy [?!$!], it's the puzzle boy! Long time no see, Rouxlsy.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Jay started eating himself, glancing at Rouxls weirdly. Is he fine? That sounded like a rough landing.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 05:18 PM
he huffs a greeting, facedown and stuck to the floor
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Oh yeah, he's peachy.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Eh, then he's going to be fine. Glad ya liked the food, Esau.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:19 PM
I do like the food! You're quite a chef.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:19 PM
he doesn’t even flinch at Rouxls falling, lighting his stogie and snorting out a stream of smoke YOU FORGOT TO WAKE ME THIS MORNING ROUXLS.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 05:20 PM
unsticks himself from the floor and dusts himself off please do forgiveth me your highness, I forgoteth to wake mine self up this morn as well! I am not used to way timeth feels in this funhouse of spamtons.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:21 PM
J even blushed a bit. Aww, thank you! You're sweet, esau. Also- He snorted -they both talk so funny I can't.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:22 PM
Two Darkners, alike in dignity, the blowhard and the fool, are brought down from royalty, upon one simple rule: They're both idiots.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:22 PM
First of all true, second of all - did you just come up with that on the spot?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:23 PM
Oh yeah, that's a thing I do. He smiles
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 05:23 PM
glares at esau Whateth crawled up thine ass and died there, knave!!! I am noteth a court jester!!!!
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:23 PM
he couldn’t fault the blue man, this place was way off from his own world I WILL LET THIS PASS JUST ONCE ROUXLS. GO MAKE ME SONE COFFEE. he starts eating his omelette which was actually pretty good MMMN.
17:24
He shot Esau a nasty glare, growling WATCH IT.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 05:24 PM
promptly heads off to the coffee maker, making a fresh pot
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:24 PM
He laughs Never.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:25 PM
J howled with laughter, almost falling over in his chair, wheezing. -I am - HAHA - nevereTH GonnaTH giveTH Y'ALL UPETH!! Rouxls, do you hear yourself?!
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:27 PM
He grumbles through a mouthful of eggs, wondering where the hell the Spamton he knew actually was right then and now
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 05:28 PM
whateth dost thou mean? I speak normally!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:28 PM
You speak like a disaffected theater kid.
17:29
Literally just being a smartass because he's had a rough time lately and it's funny
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:29 PM
You abso-fizzin'-luteTHley don't. Esau's right, darling. You're a bit too french.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:30 PM
YOU SPEAK LIKE AN IDIOT. BUT I DID NOT HIRE YOU TO RECITE POETRY. I HIRED YOU FOR YOUR LOYALTY AND TO— He then realized something as he stood up quickly LANCER.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:34 PM
He looked up from his plate, mouth still full of omelette. Whuh?
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:44 PM
He’s in a panic MY SON. LANCER. he snapped at Rouxls WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE???
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:46 PM
He immediately stood up, quickly swallowing what he wad eating. Whoa, WHOA! Calm down, Blueberry, your son's not alone! I told you, this is a different Rouxls, just like I'm not your spamton! Chill, dude!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:51 PM
Yeah, leave the [new blue raspberry flavor] alone, it's not his fault you're a [?!#!] parent.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:52 PM
He nodded affirmatively. Besides, what are ya gonna do now anyway? Go throw a tantrum about it? You got omelette AND coffee. Just relax.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:53 PM
he whips around to Esau LEAVE MY SON OUT OF THIS!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Noooooo never~ He smirks and puffs on his cigarette
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Ugh, y'all are way too skittish. This place is chill most of the time, why mess it up?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 05:55 PM
.... LANCER
17:56
I DID NOT MEANETH TO LEAVE THE BOYE ALONE I CAMETH HERE NOT OF MINE FREE WILL!!!!
17:56
he pulls at his hair
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 05:59 PM
he turned back to Rouxls, he was really pissed HE IS MY HEIR SND THE FUTURE OF THE SPADES EMPIRE AND DARK CITY. AND YOU LEFT HIM ALONE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WOULD WANT TO HURT HIM TO GET TO ME??
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 06:00 PM
J let out a whistle, grabbing a bag of bird seed from one of the cupboards, throwing a handful in his mouth and eating it like popcorn. Ooh, this is getting interesting.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 06:01 PM
he straights up a bit and folds his hands together in front of him I am sureth your rouxls has your boye taken careth of! But mine charge, Prince Lancer of Card Kingdome..... He has been lefteth unattended for.... damn this place I doth not knoweth how long i havveth been here !
18:01
who will feedeth him his favourite wormes!!!!
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 06:02 PM
You could try my room to go back, th dude. It's sort of portal-y, I don't know how it works, but I'm 70% sure you can get out through there.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 06:03 PM
mine name is Rouxls Kaard!! Not "th dude"!!!
18:03
A portal you sayeth? I first happened upon this house by.... way of thy bathroom.
18:03
why doth it look like that?
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Honestly I have no idea. It's kind of weird honestly. So, wanna try the pillow maze, mr. Kaardeth?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 06:05 PM
he hems and haws, looking between Jay and Kind Spades
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Just do it, gooey, what have you got to lose?
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 06:09 PM
He narrows his brow at Rouxls, growling
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 06:10 PM
Aye, puzzle duke or whatever, I recommend you go and at least try. Really, you're going to regret it.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 06:10 PM
he's melting
18:11
W-Would your Highness permiteth me to go and tryeth to check up on mine charge ?
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 06:17 PM
He honestly didn’t want the only familiar face he knew to leave. Yet, he was worried about his son. He snorts GO FIND MY BOY. SEE THAT HE IS WELL.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 06:20 PM
He pats Spades on the arm with a smile Chill out, pal, it's probably fine. Whats' the worst that could happen?
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Spamton J BOT 03-Mar-22 06:21 PM
J chuckled. Good choice. Upstairs, the door with rounded top edges. You'll find it. Just dig through the pillows, and uh, good luck.
18:23
He walked over to the counter, massaging his temples lightly. God did all of that make his head hurt... Suddenly, he swayed on his feet, and passed out - maybe, his radar ability wasn't as good for his brain as he thought it was, so it just shut down. He's going to stay like that for quite a bit of time since I'm off to bed.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 06:23 PM
Before Rouxls could leave he interrupts him ROUXLS.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 06:24 PM
dashes off towards the aforementioned room I WILLETH RETURN WHEN I KNOW THY BOYE IS SAFE !
18:24
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Yeseth your Highness?
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 06:25 PM
His tone is different now. Quieter. Softer YOUR LANCER… IS HE A HAPPY BOY.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 06:26 PM
he thinks upon it for a second before smiling I wouldest say so, yes! He is a round bouncy little boye Who loveths to play pranks on mine self and his fellow friendes. Eternally frustrating, but happy yes
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 06:29 PM
He’s quiet for a moment. He seems to be thinking about something. He answers back, still quiet and softly KEEP HIM HAPPY. THAT IS AN ORDER.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 03-Mar-22 06:30 PM
he bows deeply before heading off i promiseth with mine life that I will!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 06:31 PM
...... He sips his coffee Everything will be fine.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 06:31 PM
He sits back down and eats his breakfast quietly
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 06:33 PM
It's good that you care about your kid so much. Where I come from, Addisons really don't have much in the way of parents. We're pretty independent, but we hatch in clutches so we always have siblings.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 06:57 PM
He strides in, holding the empty glasses in his hand and the half-full bottle of vodka on the crook of his elbow. AFTERNOON!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Smiles Hey Skunk. Good to see ya.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:04 PM
He wiggles his fingers in a greeting, putting the bottle back in its place. HOW'S [What's going on] TODAY?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:04 PM
He shrugged Slept kinda like [?!@#!], but it's been good.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 07:05 PM
still eating, he just narrows his brow at Skunkton
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:11 PM
He grins at King Spades, and goes for a mug of coffee.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 07:12 PM
He finishes his breakfast, getting up and smoking from his cigar as he leaves his dirty dishes at the table like the privileged prick he is GOING FOR A WALK.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:13 PM
Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.
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King Spades BOT 03-Mar-22 07:14 PM
He snorts smoke and lumbers out of the kitchen
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:16 PM
HEAHEAHEAH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:17 PM
You uh... know that guy?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:19 PM
NOT THAT ONE [Specifics] BUT I'VE MET THE TYPE He takes his mug and sits at the table
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:20 PM
Yeah, he's a real King Shit. sips his coffee You're looking chipper. Did I miss anything last night while I was out?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:24 PM
LAST NIGHT? He puts a hand over his teeth, resting a finger under his nostrils in thought. WELL LAST NIGHT I [Get jumped] BY THAT GUY AND ENDED UP [Possum]ED IN [Rosary]'S BEDROOM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:26 PM
Huh... sorry to hear that. But you seem alright now.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:26 PM
He points to his own shirt IF YOU MEAN THIS I [Dress up games] BECAUSE [Frosty] WAS INSULTING MY FASHION [5 cents] SO I SHOWED HIM. PUT ON MY BEST [Fitted] WE FOUGHT OVER [Accessories] WE HAD [Turbo mode] LEAN Y'KNOW HOW IT IS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:27 PM
He laughs God, so you're not the only one who was fighting over fashion recently, huh?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:28 PM
:?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:28 PM
Well, not fighting over it, the fashion was just kind of an aside... but there was fighting. ... Me and Spence got into a car chase.
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In a car I stole.
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After I nearly set a mall on fire to get away from my brother.
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BUT she got a GREAT trenchcoat out of it, and she LOVED it so I consider the whole night a win!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:32 PM
RIGHT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:33 PM
He beams Yeah it was great.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:33 PM
I'M GLAD YOU [[Have fun, sweetie]]!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:34 PM
He just grins tiredly at Skunkton, his eye bags are worse than usual Thanks, dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:37 PM
DID YOU GET [Naptime] TONIGHT? YOU LOOK TERRIBLE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:38 PM
.......... Had a nightmare.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:42 PM
OH, [Boo hoo]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:43 PM
He laughs, and when he looks at him his eyes are black as pitch Yeah, I figured you'd say something to that effect.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:43 PM
He frowns and tilts his head.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:44 PM
...... What?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:44 PM
WERE YOUR [Peepers] ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:44 PM
He blinks, and they have returned to normal Like... how?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:45 PM
He raises a hand in a half-shrug, lifting his brows. NEVERMIND!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:45 PM
He represses his panic and laughs Don't scare me.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:50 PM
I SAY IT LIKE I SEE IT, BUDDY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:50 PM
I know, I do appreciate it. He drinks his coffee deeply, and checks his zipper a moment, all seems normal... Phew...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:51 PM
[Thumper] GIVING YOU PROBLEMS AGAIN?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 07:57 PM
No my strings keep poking out.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 07:58 PM
THEN ZIP THEM IN!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Yeah no [?!#!], dad, it's like they've got a mind of their own, recently.
20:02
Anyway, it's fine.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:04 PM
WELL WHAT KINDA [Zip up] DO YOU HAVE THAT KEEPS LEAKING WHATEVER'S INSIDE! THAT DOESN'T SOUND [Great] TO ME!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:05 PM
He speaks through clenched teeth Skunkton, I am trying my best, here.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:06 PM
He raises his hands, an apologetic but noncommittal gesture. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT I'M [[Jus' sayin'!]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:07 PM
Right, right, you're just sayin'. He runs a hand through his hair, and his brow furrows as he picks a string out of it, and sighs.
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... They're coming from everywhere, I pulled one out of my throat the other day.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:14 PM
He sucks through his teeth. DO YOU KNOW [The reason]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:15 PM
It was always inside.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:16 PM
. . . THAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME PAL I'LL BE HONEST
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:16 PM
What does?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:18 PM
[["It wa# alw##s in#ide]]
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[["]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:18 PM
His eyes go wide, and he looks visibly shaken ... He speaks, his voice is very low It's nothing...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:22 PM
He looks at Esau for a good while, blinking once or twice. You can almost see the cogs in his head turning to render the decision tree map diagram of what would happen and whether he should get concerned or not. It's like he's testing every possibility. He makes a decision. ARE YOU SURE? DOESN'T [Looks like it] NOTHING TO ME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:23 PM
He's looking down at the table, the hand holding the piece of string is trembling ...Something is getting closer. Something inside me wants out.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:23 PM
THEN LET IT MAYBE IT'LL [Leave] THEN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:28 PM
He clutches the string a moment before rising and tossing it into the trash Yeah... there's always that possibility. Hehahe... He smiles. Maybe Skunkton is right. Maybe whatever is coming he should just let happen. It can't be that bad, can it? It hasn't hurt anyone, it was just a little terrifying Besides he wasn't like his brothers, he didn't have any powers, he was fine Thanks.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:30 PM
NO PROBLEM!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:36 PM
His heart is bouncing around in his chest. He feels like his body is some kind of terrible cocoon, and something is wriggling like an insect- a parasite, trying to escape He hugs himself for a moment, lost in thought
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:41 PM
He stands up, putting a hand on Esau's back YOU SURE YOU'RE [A-okay]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 08:44 PM
I don't know... I feel like if I ignore this it's going to get worse and worse, but I don't know how to talk to anyone about it. I really want to believe it's benign but my heart keeps trying to escape. It's like it's terrified. ...I'm starting to get scared too, Skunkton.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 08:48 PM
NOT TO SOUND LIKE [A wizened wizard] BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST ENEMY OF [Apprehension]? ?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 09:11 PM
KNOWLEDGE! ! FIND OUT [The cloos] WHY IT'S ACTING OUT LIKE THAT AND YOU CAN [Get out of jail free]!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 10:20 PM
He nods Alright. Thank you. I think I know what I have to try and do. Thee's gotta be someone who knows what this is like...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 10:20 PM
THERE'S A LOT OF [Me :)] AROUND! YOU COULD ASK!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 10:21 PM
After a swallow, he gets an idea Do you think Seb...? I mean, he's been through some [!#!$]...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 10:23 PM
BET HE DID! I THINK IT'S [[Worth the ol' college try, heaheahea]] IF YOU EVER [See your friends around] YOU SHOULD PULL HIM FOR A CHAT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Yeah... I like this plan... He clasps Skunkton on the back with a grin, almost sending him over. He feels stronger somehow Thanks, Skunk, you wizened wizard you! Hehehahahe!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Mar-22 10:30 PM
He yelps for a bit, startled by the strength of the grip, but laughs it off HEAHEAHEHA DON'T [Tag me] IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 03-Mar-22 10:43 PM
He doesn't seem to notice he almost sent him over. He shoots him the fingerguns Later days, Skunk. Hopefully I'll have this sorted, next time ya see me! He leaves the kitchen
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 01:42 AM
Is eating cereal. Yeah he's not touching whatever's happening in the common area with a 50 foot pole.
01:44
No one gets between me and my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 02:01 AM
He storms into the kitchen, grabbing the coffee pot and starting to dig through the cabinet for a cup. Ugh, he couldn’t believe he would have to make his own food and drink in this house like some sort of hobo. Stuck in a house with a million Spamtons with one of them being some sort of Jekyll and Hyde freak show. He poured himself a cup and then slumped down at the table. He wondered if Rouxls was going to come back or if he decided to stay in his world with all that money in his pocket. Just what he needed, another scam artist on his payroll. He grumbled into his cup
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 02:09 AM
You doin' OK there, pal?
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 02:10 AM
…. He groans into his cup again I AM HAVING. A LONG DAY.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 02:11 AM
Yeah some of the other Spamtons here can be.... sure something. That's one way of putting it.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 02:15 AM
I JUST WANT MY DAMN MONEY AND TO GO HOME AGAIN. He rubs his temples with his hand, wondering if his empire was crumbling away without him being there
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 02:17 AM
I'd say "I promise not every Spamton is like this" but sometimes I wonder. Can't say I can blame you for wanting to ditch this place.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 02:24 AM
he drinks his coffee, just miserable and embarrassed. He wanted to be home where people actually feared and respected him. He missed his mansion, his son, his servants, his luxuries, his wife
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 02:26 AM
Sorry I can't help with the money problems, then you'd be on your way.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 02:37 AM
he grumbled into his cup again WHY ARE THERE 20 OF YOU AND NONE OF YOU ARE THE ONE FROM MY WORLD….
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 02:42 AM
Yeah, not every Spamton shows up here.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 02:53 AM
He sighed and finished his coffee, then stood up and lumbered out of the room. He was going to go back to bed
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 07:14 PM
Here we are in the kitchen! He puts up a pot of coffee and lights a cigarette, which hangs out of his mouth as he pours himself a bowl of cereal, humming to himself
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 07:39 PM
he made it to the kitchen, lumbering over to the table and flopping onto it face-first with a loud groan HHHHGH.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 07:39 PM
Eating his cereal 'Sup, Kingy.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 07:41 PM
he groans into the table HHHHHGH.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 07:41 PM
He gets up and makes him a bowl of cereal and a cup of black coffee, and slides it in front of Spades You look tired. Rough night?
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 07:45 PM
He looks up, barely moving his head, to look at the cup. He looked like a beached deal with depression I MISS HOME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 07:46 PM
Yeah. Can't relate, but I am sorry. He takes a carton of cigarettes and a lighter out of the front of his shirt and grabs one, holding it out for Spades Want one?
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 07:47 PM
He leans his head over to bite down on one gently …. THANKS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 07:48 PM
He even lights it for him. Listen, sorry about whatever happened last night.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 07:53 PM
He was surprised this jerk lit his smoke for him, he puffed a few puffs before mumbling I WAS A DICK TOO.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 07:54 PM
Huh! Well, at least you admit it. He laughs. The cigarettes are not the best. Just whatever he can lift from the bodega in his City while he thinks the owner isn't looking
19:56
I can't exactly control it. You must have just set me off.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 08:03 PM
he sits up a little SET YOU OFF? LIKE I TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN YOU?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 08:03 PM
Yeah... whatever it is... its' triggered by something. I feel like I get... buried.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 08:22 PM
he drinks some of his coffee, thinking MAYBE THAT WAS YOUR BOILING POINT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 08:23 PM
He shrugs Maybe. All the same i'd prefer it not happen again. I don't want to hurt anyone.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 08:38 PM
He sips more coffee, nodding I WILL STAY OFF OF YOUR BACK. BUT ONLY IF YOU STAY OFF OF MINE TOO.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 08:39 PM
That's fair, but i'll expect you to treat the other Spamtons with respect, too. You're a guest here, big guy.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 08:50 PM
He snorted but nodded reluctantly . He hated being humble, but at this point he had no choice. He sipped his coffee, starting to feel a little more alive
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 08:51 PM
He grinned with smug pride. He couldn't help it. Even if what he was doing when he blacked out was horrifying enough to scare this guy, putting him in his place felt good We'll getcha home, don't worry too much about it. Might not be today or tomorrow, but there's always a way out. You might even stumble onto it by accident.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 08:53 PM
He walks in and goes to get a mug of coffee. He eyes King mischievously.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:06 PM
he narrowed his brow at Skunkton but said nothing to him, drinking his drink before turning to Esau TRIED TO FIND THE CIRCLE I ENTERED YOUR WORLD THROUGH IN THAT ROOM WITH THE PILLOWS. I DID NOT FIND IT. YOU MENTIONED THAT THE CLOSETS COULD TAKE YOU TO OTHER WORLDS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Well they might not be closets, there's a thing in the attic that'll take you to another Spamton's world, and you already tried Jay's portal... you could try wandering around in the Void, that's how used to get back and forth to my world... He picks up his dishes to wash them
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:09 PM
YOU COULD [Walk away] THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR IN THE [Pre]CHAMBER
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:10 PM
IS THE VOID OUTSIDE. IT IS VERY DARK OUT THERE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:10 PM
You bet it is. One time I ran out there with nothing. It was.... it was dark.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:10 PM
OH, IS THE LITTLE [Bouncy boy] AFRAID OF A LITTLE [Emptiness]? ?
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:15 PM
He growled IS IT NOT REASONABLE TO WORRY ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE AHEAD OF YOU.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:15 PM
YOU'RE MADE OF [Seeping darkness] IDIOT
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:16 PM
He snapped I STILL WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE WHERE I AM!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Just take a lighter with you.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:19 PM
WELL YOU SEE THE THING ABOUT [ ] IS THAT WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET A LIGHT WON'T [Cut it out] BUDDY IT'S AAAAALL [Nothing] BUT AS I SAID, YOU COULD [Walk on the catwalk] THE FRONT DOOR IS WHERE I WENT THROUGH WHEN I WENT BACK AND WHERE I [Yeet] WHEN I CAME IN
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:30 PM
he seemed hesitant to try that method …. IS THAT THE SAFE WAY.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:31 PM
🤷‍♂️
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:33 PM
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:33 PM
It means we don't know.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:33 PM
THEN WHY CHANCE GOING OUTSIDE IF YOU DO NOT KNOW.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:33 PM
I MEAN IT NEVER [Killed] ME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:34 PM
No risk no reward.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:35 PM
[[Nothing ventured, nothing gained!]]
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:35 PM
he snorts HHHMMN.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I mean, I dunno, Skunk, this guy was terrified of me, I don't know if he can take a little darkness.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:37 PM
HEAHEAHEHA [[Kingy Wingy]] IS ALWAYS ALL [ahaha, bark ;-)] AND NO BITE
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:38 PM
He glared at them both YOU ARE ASKING FOR A UNIVERSE OF PAIN BY INSULTING ME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Be nice.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:41 PM
He snorts YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO ME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:41 PM
You reap what you sow.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:42 PM
He makes a face, is this grown ass man throwing a fit really
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU I KNOW [Secrets] ABOUT MY VERSION OF YOU [[You've only ever dreamed of, babygirl]]
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:44 PM
his brow lifted … SECRETS.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Audible wink.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:48 PM
HOW DID YOUR EYES MAKE THAT SOUND.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Ya better believe him, Kingy, he knows things.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:54 PM
IT SEEMS THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU KNOW THINGS. AND SOME OF YOU HAVE KINGS LIKE MYSELF BUT DIFFERENT.
21:57
He drinks more coffee and puffs on his cigarette
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Some of us do.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 09:59 PM
… AND SOME OF YOU HAVE QUEENS IT SOUNDS LIKE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Ohohoho yeah we do~
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 10:05 PM
YOU BET WE DO, HEAHEAHEA
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 10:06 PM
He chuckled to himself, his cheeks turning a slight blue tint and sighed MY QUEENIE…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:08 PM
He smiles Aww, ain't you cute?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 10:12 PM
He walks up to King, and (tries to) wrap his arm around his shoulders. His smile is vile again YOU MEAN. OUR QUEENIE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:14 PM
he walks into the room with a casual swagger, whistling to himself. He glances at King Oh hey! The dough boy is still here!
22:15
he nods at Esau and Skunton Evenin’ gentlemen
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 10:15 PM
He snapped at Skunkton WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 10:17 PM
He's just smiling up at him. Shit-eating grin.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Oh hey Saul!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:17 PM
We talkin’ bout Q again? Good times, good times… he blushes a little
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 10:22 PM
WONDERFUL TIMES. [[I wish computers were real]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:22 PM
It was good while it lasted. Hard to dwell on it, though.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:23 PM
he remembers nights falling asleep with blue lipstick marks on his neck, and warm arms wrapped around him…waking up alone, always. He hoped…he’d be held again someday…
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 10:26 PM
He did not like these Spamton’s talking about his wife YOU ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE AND THE MOTHER TO MY SON.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:26 PM
They are, i've got a different girl on my mind~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:27 PM
he lifts a full coffee mug to his lips, murmuring under his breath …don’t you mean ex wife…?
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 10:29 PM
He snaps his neck towards Saul with a death glare WE ARE STILL MARRIED.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 10:32 PM
NOT FOR LONG!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:32 PM
…you are? Because in my world she kinda got tired of ya and well… he makes an airplane with his hand and mimes it crashing with a loud raspberry Just tellin’ it how it is.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Cackles
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 10:39 PM
He was getting increasingly furious MAYBE. IN YOUR WORLDS. BUT IN MINE SHE IS STILL MY WIFE. he starts to grind his teeth AND A MOTHER TO LANCER.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 10:40 PM
SHE NEVER [Stop!] BEING THE BOY'S MOM WHAT, YOU THINK SHE [Sucks]? ? SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS [Dark worlds near you] BUDDY!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:45 PM
he nods Yeah! She is a great mamma I’ll give her that…miss that kid of hers sometimes. He was a real character, called me uncle dad whatever that means. Ehaha
22:47
Though, I don’t miss how he’d pull my hair and pretend it was handlebars when I let him ride piggyback…
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 10:49 PM
He seems to calm down when they brought up his son. He reached into his back pocket DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY BOY.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 10:51 PM
he smiles Yeah!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 10:52 PM
HE DIDN'T LIKE ME MUCH [Firstly], BUT THAT [All came down] WHEN HE FOUND OUT I LET HIM [Curses upon ya]
22:53
KING'S [Side piece] MARY POPPINS DIDN'T CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 10:59 PM
he pulled out a surprisingly flat wallet and opened it, revealing that it was full of pictures. He pulls out one of a boy that resembled him dressed in a suit and hugging a bicycle THIS IS MY BOY LANCER. JUST LIKE HIS FATHER HUH.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:03 PM
He leans over and looks, and smiles Ha, chip off the old block.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:03 PM
he chuckles Hey! He looks like a lil blueberry.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:03 PM
YEAH THAT'S HIM!
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:11 PM
He grinned, feeling proud. He put the picture back and pulled out another one, Lancer as a baby tugging on a well-dressed Rouxls Kaard’s hair. Rouxls is smiling painfully WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE BLUE BERRY. WITH MY ROUXLS.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:15 PM
HEAHEEHA LOOKS LIKE A [Bench] BALL
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Ehaha, looks like he enjoyed playing motorcycle with his hair too! I think I got real good at making reviving noises.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:19 PM
He chuckled HE ALWAYS LIKED BIKES. He puts the picture away, bumping it next to another that had Queen on it
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:20 PM
He makes grabby hands for the one with Queen LET'S SEE [This][[Haha, one]]
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:22 PM
He looked over and realized what Skunkton was doing HEY DO NOT TOU—!! Too late. Skunkton pulled out a saucy photo of Queen in an evening dress and fur stole smiling at the camera while sitting at a table at a nightclub. It had written on it: TO MY KINGY WINGY XOXO Q
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:25 PM
[H0chi Mama] WHAT A BEAUT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:25 PM
[Cheese and rice], you carry that around with you?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:26 PM
IF I WERE [King of Spades playing card] I WOULD
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:29 PM
He snapped at him OF COURSE I DO!! SHE IS MY WIFE!! THIS WAS BEFORE I MARRIED HER! He tries to grab the photo back from Skunkton
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:29 PM
I mean it seems awfully private to bring outside the house.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:29 PM
He leans waaaay waaay back, staring at the photo with a malicious smile.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:30 PM
He growled at him GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:32 PM
HEAHEAHEA NEVER
23:33
He steps away from King
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:34 PM
He slams the table with his fists GIVE ME BACK THAT PHOTO GODDAMMIT!! Then he lunges a Spamton with his claws out RAAAUGHHH!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:34 PM
sips his coffee You're gonna rip it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:37 PM
He doesn't manage to evade King, but still holds the picture as furthest away from him as he can, laughing.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Saul steals a glance and turns red, choking on his coffee. There is steam rising from his head
23:38
H-hochi mama…
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:39 PM
He grabs Skunkton and starts shaking him GIVE ME BACK THE PHOTO YOU LITTLE THIEF!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:40 PM
WHOA, CUT THAT [?!#!] OUT!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:43 PM
He drops the picture. https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/evyMJ0OcHBy92TyZRvfHGXTN9lWlHTx75I6vBve8tXo/%3Fc%3DVjFfZGlzY29yZA/https/media.tenor.com/88dnH_mHRLAAAAPo/static-tv-static.mp4
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:44 PM
I SAID PUT HIM DOWN!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:44 PM
he picks up the picture, his face still red hot, making a point not to look at it as he hands it over to King H-here.
23:44
I’ll trade ya. Hand over Stripe a-and you get your picture back.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:48 PM
He was still pissed off but once he saw Skunkton stopped waving the picture around he sets him down, slowly, onto the floor. He grabbed the photo from Saul and stuffed it back into his wallet, closing it and returning it to his back pocket HE STARTED IT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Mar-22 11:49 PM
He collapses down, ragdolling.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:50 PM
Saul catches him, just barely, then puts him safely onto a chair, he smiles shaking his head, fondly Never know when yo stop, do ya old man? Ehaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:50 PM
Glowers at King You're lucky he'll be fine.
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:53 PM
He looked down at the floor, this Spamton looked like a corpse …. IS THAT NORMAL.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:54 PM
If it wasn't normal i'd be- Esau grabs his head Ugh... he'll be fine.
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Mr. Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:56 PM
‘he turns to face King, frowning.` I know ya got a short fuse pal, but the next time ya pull somethin like that…well. Let’s say my fist an your teeth will get nicely acquainted… he cracks his knuckles
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King Spades BOT 04-Mar-22 11:58 PM
He snorts, sitting back down to finish his food HE DARED TO RUN AWAY WITH A PHOTO OF MY WIFE. He glared at Saul. Then, he smiled darkly with a mouth of very large and very sharp teeth WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE A FEW FINGERS IN THE PROCESS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:59 PM
STOP, RIGHT NOW.
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Mr. Saul G Spamton BOT 04-Mar-22 11:59 PM
…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:00 AM
…fine.
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:01 AM
He snorts and leans back in his chair, finishing his coffee I WISH I HAD ROUXLS HERE. I NEED A FRESH SUIT. AND PAJAMAS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:01 AM
He's vibrating with anger
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:04 AM
He sees Esau is angry, then remembered what he had said earlier. He snorts again I… WAS BEING NASTY ABOUT THE PHOTO. THERE. I ADMIT IT NOW.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:04 AM
I̵̜͆ ̴͋́s̵̏̄ă̶̑i̶͕̍d̵͌̅ ̶̔̾p̶̑͆l̴͝͝à̵̽ý̵̂ ̴̏̏n̵͒̕ȉ̶̈́c̷͒̎e̷̽̕.
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:05 AM
He jumped out of his chair, flinching at the otherworldly glitched voice GYAHH!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:06 AM
his eyebrows raise, looking at Esau. “Damn. I wish I could growl like that, would sound great in a song…”
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:08 AM
He cracks his neck I̶̦̔f̶̠̃ ̵̢͝y̵̭͊ỏ̵͖u̴͎̚ ̸̙̈́ẗ̸̯́o̴̮͆u̸͕̓c̶̲̓h̸̺̀ ̷͕͛t̵͓̊h̶̼̑e̸̯̎m̵̈́͜ ̵̲͐a̷̖͠g̴͎͐a̵̤͊i̵̛̦n̸̺̂.̴̣̈.̶̲͘.̷̙̈ ̸͈̆y̸̨̓ó̸̞ṵ̶̈́ ̷̤̊ȧ̴͈n̵̩͘d̴͎͛ ̵̠͊I̴̭̐.̶̣̆.̶̗̀.̷̻͋ ̸̖͝w̶̼͝i̷̋͜l̸̻̚l̴͈̇ ̵̺͑h̴͙̿a̸̱̐v̵̺̌ē̵͚ ̵̓ a problem.
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He coughs
00:08
.... That's new.
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:09 AM
Now on the floor, freaked out ……
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:09 AM
he gently pats Esau’s back Need some water, buddy? You really need to do warm ups before ya throw your voice like that.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:10 AM
He laughs It's fine Saul... everything's fine.
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:10 AM
He’s not convinced …. IS-IS IT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:11 AM
Yes. It is.
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I just don't like bullies.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:13 AM
he glances down at King, coldly Ya know, I always wondered. I never met the version of ya in my world but. I always wondered how that sweet kid had such a rotten papa…he deserves better.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:13 AM
He lifts his head from the table, groggily UGH. . .
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:13 AM
Ya alright, Skunk?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:14 AM
He looks up, reassesses his surroundings, and nods to Esau after a short stop.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:14 AM
his face softens as he looks over at Skunton You’re a real hardy ol man ya know Stripes? Ehaha.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:16 AM
He twists his neck side to side, stretching it. I'M NOT [Old news]!
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:18 AM
He narrowed his brow at Saul DO NOT BRING MY BOY INTO THIS. HE IS A GOOD SON. HE JUST NEEDS TO BE MORE WORLDLY AND TOUGHEN UP A LITTLE. He stands up and brushes himself off. He needed a shower and new clothes badly
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:21 AM
I honestly don't care about your kid- you lay a hand on another Spamton like that again and we're having words.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:22 AM
WELL SOMEONE HERE GREW [Duke Nuken] OUT OF A SUDDEN WHAT THE [Heck]
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:24 AM
he snorts YOU SPAMTONS NEED TO STOP PUSHING MY BUTTONS. I WILL BE BETTER MANNERED IF YOU WILL AS WELL.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:25 AM
....................
00:26
He turns around and runs a hand down his face It's fine. It's fine it's fine it's fien it's fientef'eutreinfe....
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Starting to get nervous around Esau’s weird behavior, remembering what he did at the stairs the other night
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:27 AM
he’s shaking Ya know. I feel like a man like you doesn’t know a thing about actually bein’ strong, pickin up a guy less than half your size an throwing him around just because he ticked you off a bit…
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:27 AM
YOU WANT [A hefty helping of-] GETTING HOME, BIG GUY?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:27 AM
And your kid is stronger than you know. Obviously no thanks to you.
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:28 AM
He snorts at Skunkton I WOULD IF I COULD FIND A DAMN WAY TO GO BACK. NO CIRCLE IN THE PILLOW ROOM. I SUPPOSE NEXT IS THE CLOSETS THEN.
00:29
He shoots a nasty look at Saul DO NOT. MENTION. MY BOY. AGAIN.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:29 AM
I'LL TAKE YOU
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:29 AM
He looked at Skunkton …. THIS WILL NOT BE A TRICK. CORRECT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:31 AM
ME? MAKING [Tips and Tricks]? ? I'M THE MOST [Honest Salesman] IN THIS ENTIRE HOUSE, BUDDY!
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:32 AM
…. He walks towards him I WILL TRUST YOU. FOR NOW.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:34 AM
He stands up, stretches his back, and skitters towards the living room, coaxing King on the way. FOLLOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:34 AM
Wait a moment.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:35 AM
WHAT IS IT
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:35 AM
he folds his arms I’ll join you guys, just to make sure Michelin man here minds his ps and qs.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:35 AM
He glowers up at King I get word you lay a finger on this guy and... ain't sure what I do but I might not even remember it afterwards, so you know it'll be bad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:36 AM
I CAN HANDLE IT I'M A [Grown man]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:37 AM
Alright. Sorry i'm just being protective.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:37 AM
GROSS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:37 AM
He goes and starts washing dishes Whatever, dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 12:37 AM
FOLLOW ME, [Your highness]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:38 AM
he grimaces, not comfortable leaving skunton alone with king…well then maybe I’d just like ta have the pleasure of watching his big blue butt leave this place.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:39 AM
..... Thanks, Saul.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:39 AM
he smiles and winks at Esau before leaving with them both.
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King Spades BOT 05-Mar-22 12:41 AM
He grunts, then looks at Esau …. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BOILING POINT.
00:43
he then leaves the room
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 12:44 AM
............ He shakes his head
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Amare Solei [Addison] BOT 05-Mar-22 06:13 AM
A cupboard shakes and a man emerges a little bewildered. He let's himself down and looks at the place he had emerged from .... Looking around he looks at a text message from Spencer with clear instructions, leaving the kitchen to head up the stairs
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Mar-22 06:07 PM
He's out here. Making chocolate pudding by himself because he lost control of his life (also wanted a dessert today)
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 10:53 PM
She's back on the couch. It's nice, just to sit there.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:12 PM
grover enters, carrying a sketchbook.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Hey, Grove.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:13 PM
HEY, SPENCER!
23:13
he laughs HAVEN T GONE BY THAT NAME IN A WHILE
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:15 PM
You mind?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:15 PM
NAH, YOU R E GOOD! I LIKE IT! he smiles
23:16
Y FREE FOR A MINUTE? I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT [cosplay]
23:16
ahem COSTUMES
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:17 PM
For the play?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:18 PM
YUP!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Well then, let's see it.
23:19
Whatever Grover's come up with, it's probably better than what she's got so far.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:23 PM
OH! EHAH. I DONT HAVE ANYTHING CONCRETE YET. I WANTED TO ASK ABOUT [Color schemes] FIRST. SO. THERE S TWO DIFFERENT WAYS WE CAN TAKE THIS.
23:24
I CAN GO WITH DEEP AND REGAL BURGUNDIES AND NAVY BLUES, HIGHLIGHTED BY BRIGHT WHITE STAR PINPRICKS- OR I CAN GO WITH BRIGHT AND AIRY PASTELS, AND MORE CARTOONISH YELLOW STARS. I DONT QUITE KNOW THE VIBE YOU WANNA GIVE OFF WITH THE STAR KEEPE R S OUTFIT. THE DEEP COLOR SCHEME WOULD BE VERY POWERFUL, AND THE PASTEL COLOR SCHEME WOULD BE VERY CUTE. WHICH WAY WERE YOU LEANING?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I'm kinda digging both...
23:25
Maybe there could be two versions of their outfit? The pastel one can be used when she's introduced, and the deep one can be used when she's revealed as a villain.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:26 PM
OOH! he beams. THATS THE STUFF!
23:27
He opens his sketchbook and sketches furiously for a minute, while talking. YESS... OUTFIT CHANGES TO SIGNIFY A SHIFT IN THE AUDIENCE S PERCEPTION...
23:29
He continues sketching. I M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF YOUR PLAY, BY THE WAY. YOU V E GOT A WONDERFUL TALE ON YOUR HANDS AND IM HONORED TO BE A PART OF IT.
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23:31
HOW S THIS FOR THE VILLAIN ONE?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:31 PM
Wow...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:33 PM
...THATS ALL I GOT FOR NOW. I JUST GOT REAL EXCITED.
23:34
He smiles at her. HOW YA DOIN, B Y THE WAY?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:36 PM
Eh. Have been better, have been worse. I'm just doing...okay.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:37 PM
He nods. WELL. I CAN RELATE TO THAT. IM HERE IF YOU EVER WANNA VENT.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:38 PM
No, no. It's good. I don't think I've ever felt this...content.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:39 PM
OH! EHAHEHA. CONTENT. CONTENT IS GOOD. He leans back on the couch pensively. CONTENT IS A VALUABLE FEELING. LETS OUR BRAINS REST.
23:42
He sits up. ...IS THAT... SINGING?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:43 PM
She looks towards the source of the noise.
23:43
It's...nice.
23:43
She drifts out the door to the porch.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-Mar-22 11:43 PM
IMMA CHECK THIS OUT
23:43
He leaves
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Mar-22 02:45 AM
ICE
02:45
Gets ice
02:45
RUN
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 02:51 PM
#making himself some trash to eat#
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:03 PM
he clips through the ceiling and lands in a pile on the floor of the kitchen
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 03:03 PM
He steps in, steps around Cassius, and goes to get some coffee
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Morning, other Spencer.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:04 PM
he perks up. sniffing the air like a cat I SMELL. [excellent source of...]
15:04
REPRESSED [e-mo-tion]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:05 PM
#Looking up from his prep he shrugs# Yo [Grease Lightning] and [Ass]ius #hes squinting at Cassius#
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:05 PM
he swivels his head around 180 degrees and locks eyes with spencer
15:05
ITS YOU
15:06
metal_gear_alert.ogg
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 03:06 PM
Hey that's actually one of the nicest things anyone's ever called me. He laughs, sipping his coffee as he leaves Later days, fellows.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:07 PM
he waves, without removing his stare from spencer. he looks like he's drooling a bit... ew
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:08 PM
#He dumps the food down his throat and washes it quickly# The [fuq] are you staring at, [w/e] you're thinking banish the [thot] #He looks ready to bolt like he knows what's about to happen#
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:09 PM
the rest of his body spins to catch up with his head and he makes a glitchy static sound. hunter mode activated. ITS [most important meal of the day] SPENCER [ you boy...........]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:11 PM
[FUCK!sfx.mp3] #He immediately looks towards the window and runs for it
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:11 PM
screeches and dashes in front of the window, laughing NO [escape room] FOR YOU NOW [spencerrrrrrrrr]
15:11
YOU KNOW WHAT [time to pay the piper] IT IS
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:12 PM
ARE [YOUUUUUUUU] SHITTING ME! [this or that] LIFE TIME TOO?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:12 PM
the idea of coffee has been forgotten. Better Fuel has been found
15:12
AHEAHAHAHA HA AHHAA
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he lowers down, crouching on all fours
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:13 PM
#he runs towards the door# [fuck fuck fuck]
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:14 PM
he breaks out in a run, still laughing ITS BETTER WHEN YOU [run run run away from here] SPENCER. YOUR EMOTIONS ARE [all time high] AHEAHA HA HA
15:15
he leaps at him, crashing into his body and wrapping around it
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:17 PM
[scream.wav] #He starts struggling and punching cassius# [Go kart] SMOTHER SOMEONE [elsa] FOR A CHANGE! #He wiggles around like one of those tube boys, cursing him the whole time#
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:17 PM
his grip tightens as he stands up. he's holding spencer like a cat NO [deal or no deal] SPENCER
15:18
YOU ARE THE BEST [source of energy] I HAVE EVER [its about the mets baby love the mets]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:19 PM
#He curses and wiggles for a little longer before eventually giving up. Though he appears to look like a ball of contained rage# UGH UGHHHHHH! This is the [wurst] part of [yew tree] you know that?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:20 PM
MAYBE IF YOU STOPPEd [lying down] TO YOURSELF I WOULDNT BE SO [eager beaver] TO DO THIS. YOU [do it all the time] TO YOURSELF.
15:20
I THINK [know] YOU SECRETLY [n-joy] IT
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:21 PM
spamstanding
15:21
#He gives Cassius a solid punch on the arm# WHO THE [he11] is [Why the fuck you lyin]
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:21 PM
AHEAHAHAHAHA
15:22
he hugs spencer closer, almost menacingly so I CAN READ YOUR [codebreakers] IDIOT
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:24 PM
So when [dodo] you go back to being [Sea Biscuit]. Speaking of [didja][beating op in the qrts] to get him to [hey listen]? #Hes bitching and griping#
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:25 PM
NO HE FINALLY [turn around bright eyes] TO TALK TO ME
15:25
WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE TAKEN [drastic measures.] OTHERWISE AHEAHAHAHA
15:25
I DO NOT CONTROL THE [sea biscuit] HE WILL [awaken!] WHEN HE [rise and shine] !
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:28 PM
The [dumba$$] would sleep through a [rollercoaster tycoon explosion] Well since you're [Sunnyside up] the [fuq] do you [wanna go?] Do... since you aren't [repressed and depressed]
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 03:29 PM
EVERYWHERE
15:29
ALL OF IT
15:29
BUT RIGHT NOW I AM [refueling]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 03:32 PM
Then [Let's go pikachu] play [just dance] since I'm getting [bored af][Hanging by a thread] in your damn [gorilla glue] arms
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Mar-22 04:01 PM
keeps hold of him and walks out into the common area OK
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 04:05 PM
He is being carried like a rag doll, resigned to his fate
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 04:27 PM
He is a little liar, and starts making a hot pot of coffee. You can smell it. He also seems to be heating up water for chamomile tea
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 04:30 PM
He is here and approaches Anton Like the [new car smell] friend you [madeon] yesterday?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 04:31 PM
Cassius?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 04:33 PM
The [serial number] hugger yeah. Stupid [bitchachoes] took forever to get [repressed and depressed][[Sea biscuit]] to open up
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 04:35 PM
What, you knew him?
16:36
before this?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 04:40 PM
Points at his own head Memory's my [fortissimo] other [lifetime warranties] included Gestures with his hands to Anton Lot [more and more and more] honest than [Sea Biscuit] ever will be, [Problematic] is he reads [codebreakers] he scowls hugs like a [gorilla glue] too
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 04:42 PM
Aw! I want to remember him too! If you know of him of course I must've been friends with him in other dimensions too, right?
16:43
I don't see any issue in these.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 04:47 PM
He eyeballs the tea pot then looks at Anton smirking Yeah [[Donkey Kong and DK]] friends. In fact [Just be Friends] faster so he'll stop [huggy wuggie]ing the shit out of me. Looking out the window while listening to the tea pot and coffee pots to finish he's planning on swiping one of them. He zones out for a second [Validate Parking] him often, he's a needy [@#$@] so he'll whine if he doesn't get his [fix it Felix]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 04:50 PM
Well more for me! Unlike your current predicament, I still really like hugs from people I know. But that won't stop me and Cas from hugging you ever, you know that, right? He sticks his tongue out and takes the tea from the stovetop, placing it in front of spencer and fishing for some bread
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 04:54 PM
He takes the tea pot and grumbles, pouring some of it directly down his throat Of all the [Where the Wild Things are] that has to stay consistent? Really? Watching Anton he seems deep in thought Hey want to [play a game] with me?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 04:59 PM
He winces at mr gargling hot tea but laughs at his comment C'mon You raised me like this in the other world, you should be used to it by now. Sure! What game is it?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:02 PM
I was a [Weenie Hut Jr.] and it sure worked out [gr8] for me this [life time guarateed] too huh? Laughing a bit he takes out 2 paper squares and shows them to Anton telling him about how to play Ddakji/that paper squares squidgame thing As you [believe it or not] there's always a twist
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:09 PM
Nothing wrong with being sweet. It seems to be working out a bit at least for me. He watches it curiously. Sure why not. [SQUID GAMES!!]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:16 PM
You're not done with your [storytime] He says this quietly Say that after you've [paid the piper] your [Fisher Price] He demonstrates the game to Anton and shows him that it flips So the catch is, the [Sore Loser] has to do a [Request] from the [WIIIINNNAAA]. Sound [gg] to you?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:16 PM
He scoots in and quickly grabs some coffee Hey Anton and Spencer bye Anton and Spencer He leaves
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:16 PM
Hi Bye Esau
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Lazy waves and focuses on Anton waiting
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:17 PM
He turns to look at spencer again. Well, when does a story ends then? After death? After some weird time thing? As far as I know our stories end when we're no longer here
17:18
I'm down for the game. Heh. What are you gonna make me do if i lose?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Giving Anton a Look he flicks his forehead It [end of the road] when you're either ready for a [Cinderella Sequel] or when the [Series Ends]. You're on [Avatar the Airbender Book 1] dumbass. Big smirk as he hands Anton the squares first Try to [sore loser] and find out
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:23 PM
GOD You're treating life like it's a fairy tale He grumbles about the flicking, rubbing his forehead He takes the squares and prepares himself for the game Let's go then
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:26 PM
Barking in laughter I'm not the one trying to [Friend Request] the dangerous [Creachers] like a [Didney Princess] and runs after [America's Most Wanted] when in shambles He has a screen out to tally the scores
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Come ON I only do that to Seb, Sera and you !
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:30 PM
All of which are [Criminal Minds] and liable for [Arson, Murder, and Identity Theft]. What a Great [Case closed]!
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:41 PM
He makes a sad puppy face and gets up Lets get over with this already! He puts a paper in the ground
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:42 PM
Oh [Rite aid] if we don't want to fulfill the request, a [1 800 r u slappin] will suffice
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:52 PM
He throws the square on the ground with the maximum strength possible, it twirls twice in the air, landing on the opposite side. He has a smug grin on his face
17:52
Your turn.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:54 PM
He stares at Anton and smacks his forehead You alreadly [reservoir] flipped it, what's your request dip[sh1t]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 05:58 PM
A hug. You give me one. He smiles more
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 05:59 PM
He is very quiet and then positions himself like he's ready for a lap Just [slap slap revolution] me
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Why, are hugs that bad for you? he hugs him instead, laughing
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Forcing himself not to struggle but he does flinch, holding very still and then finally starting to push [OK GO] You got your [huggie wuggie] just let go [Let's play gaymers]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 06:05 PM
he lets go of him Okay! Your turn then!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 06:13 PM
He throws and misses the first time, however finds delight that anton missed and he throws harder flipping it. Letting the audience fanfare sfx play IN YOUR [Facebook] Ok ok....Tell me ...what's [eating you up]... while singing
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 06:30 PM
He takes a deep breath and has a confident look Alright! I have an idea ! He starts singing, but it seems to be a mashup of lyrics of different songs
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 06:31 PM
He's listening
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 06:38 PM
[[I keep it together, but you fucked me up A rip in the tether to knock me off course Is it for better or is it for worse? I don't know]] [[This time around's no different I've played with chance like you I loved to toy with fate but oh I didn't have a clue That I would lose Oh I would lose Between my left and right, I'd one day have to choose "You're not like me, I'm not like you I'm not who these things happen to" And that's exactly what you say before they do]] [[It's the terror of knowing what the world is about Watching some good friends screaming "Let me out!"]] [[Can't complain, I've got no one but myself to blame Something's happening, I can't control, lost my hold, is it safe?]] [[Oh Lord send me transmission Forgive me for what I've become]]
18:38
He looks almost shyly to the side Or something like that.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Quietly his shoulders relax, he had tensed up during the song and smirks giving anton a hard pat on the shoulder That's it? That's [[all or nothing]] you're worried about? HAHA Then it'll be [Fine fine fine] He prepares the papers again and hands Anton the paper square Alright [Final Round]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 06:47 PM
AHeaha that's the current worry. He smiles awkwardly
18:48
He picks up the paper ok next round
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Well [[better out than in is what I say]] damn [Boss baby]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 06:50 PM
WWSS [What Would Shrek Say]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 06:54 PM
Once more he's throwing they both suck honestly but he finally flips it and laughs when it flips doing a taunt gesture at Anton OH! I'm on a [[rollout]] anyways... hm... Pointing at Anton Don't [everest] chase when you're at the [end of your rope] leave that [shitake mushrooms] to me
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:00 PM
He claps happily for Spencer Good! you're good at this game! I don't know! I like to be responsible and help even if it's difficult alright.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:00 PM
he gives him a look
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:00 PM
What's the request now?
19:01
Looks all innocent and smiling so sweetly
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:01 PM
You [gnome] what it is either take it or take a [slapjack]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Slap.
19:02
I'm joking! I will keep it in mind ok!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:03 PM
He was about to slap him then puts his hand down Good
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:04 PM
He gives him a dorky smile Okay let's do another one! I want to master this paper throwing thing
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Sure prepare to [sore loser] I'm going to ask for [slapsticks] though He hands anton the paper again letting him go first
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:09 PM
he fails miserably in the first throw I THINK. I need to stop throwing them like knives.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:09 PM
He gives anton a slap and smirks Really? Sure you want to keep trying?
19:09
*[try try again]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:10 PM
He whines at the slap and gives him a death glare Yes.
19:11
He throws it hard, this time with a different position and the paper flips WOOOOO
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:11 PM
Well [lookie here boys] laughing as he prepares himself for a slap Alright one [rite aid] here
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:12 PM
I'm not slapping you. I do have a question though
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:12 PM
He's listening though he still seems prepared for a slap
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:13 PM
I saw you flinching earlier...with the hug. Do you have a problem with physical contact?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:14 PM
His shoulders relax, like he had been preparing for a more severe question and laughs [Why not both]? Yes and [no-no-no] that would be quite a terrible [pokemon weakness]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:16 PM
So I can keep doing what I do right ? I'll make it so that it's more good than bad then?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:18 PM
You usually [do it] whatever you want. Even [w/o] that, you [thot walk] I let just ANYONE? [Huggie Wuggie] me? [Puh-lease] smirking as he crosses his arms
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:31 PM
He hugs him again Of course not! You would struggle much more by then but I just like verbal confirmation. Old Bot Habits die hard, I guess. But why are you so prickly ? Did life hit you as hard as you know...that world?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:33 PM
This time he does actually squirm wiggle and punches his arm before settling That's [2] [QnA]s but since I'm so [generosity] You ever been [Please don't kill me] before?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:33 PM
Almost. But not quite
19:34
So I guess that's what happened huh
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:36 PM
[20% match] It takes more than [The one] [My instants buttons] to get that. Imagine [Years and years] of surviving in a place where [closerrrrrrrrr come closerrrrrrr] proximity means you could [And my fish was DEATH! Ohhhh noooooo!]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:44 PM
You know, that's fair ! I think that's the case with Seb as well. We had to spend a lot of time establishing contact before he let his guard down. I think if I lived a similar life I would be the same...not sure
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Mar-22 07:45 PM
YES YOU [Would've]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:46 PM
[[A]]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:46 PM
He lets out a tiny scream as Spamton crawls out of the cupboards, adjusting his glasses and giving a sly smile
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:47 PM
[oh mah gaw] It's your [FUUUUUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEE] He rubs his temples
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Mar-22 07:48 PM
GOOD EVENIN' FELLOW FOOLISH [Spamton] LOVELY DAY HUH He starts to fix himself a sandwich, washing his hands first WHO WANTS [Peanut Butter Jelly Time]
19:49
WOULD BE [[Fuuuuuuuuuutureeeee]] IF I HAD THIS GUYS'S [[Memorial]] IN MY BRAIN. CALL IT A [[Divergent]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:50 PM
Snorts and looks at this new guy narrowing his eyes [Funi] you mention [memory lane] when you look [1 week since you looked at me] away from a [retirement home]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Mar-22 07:54 PM
THANKS, YOU LOOK LIKE [[Frankensteined]] [[Roadkill]] YOURSELF! AT LEAST PEOPLE ARE INTO MY [[Looks]] He laughs glitching, making more sandwiches even if no one asked for it
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 07:54 PM
Anton runs a hand down his face.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Dunno you look like [Yesterday's news] and a [washout] and are you sure they're not [I'm so into you] cause you're as cute as a [Pug]? he smirks widely as he leans against the counter
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Mar-22 08:08 PM
[[Cute]], [[handsome]], [[charming]], ANY OF IT IS A WIN FOR ME PAL. AT LEAST THE [[Pot calls the kettle black]] HUH? He finishes the pbj, putting one in front of Anton, who smiles gratefully, picking some whipped cream and wasabi and putting it on top of another and putting it in front of spencer, and eating his own sandwitch and peanut butter jar
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 06-Mar-22 08:11 PM
Yeah yeah [a$$]hole, if I wanted your [ITS MY OPINION] I would have asked for a [fartnoise] instead He takes the Wasabi and cream and eats it, though he's wondering how this one knows his preference and just leaves the room [Smell ya later losers]
20:12
🤸‍♂️
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 06-Mar-22 08:14 PM
He laughs at that and just sits on the table, chilling a bit with Anton WEIRD GUY HUH. I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HIM MY [[2 Cents]]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 06-Mar-22 08:14 PM
You get used to it. He's just like that
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:53 AM
He's done making Tea and getting some cookies, and he takes a kettle and some cups upstairs
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 02:38 AM
he pulls out a vase from near the sink and fills it with water, then, carefully puts the silly little bouquet of daises in it. He sets them next to the window so they have a good view of the void. At least he can give them a nice window sill to stay in. He smiles, he can get her a nicer bouquet anyway.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 11:04 AM
Hes in here! Not really sure how he made it in here though. He’s not sure either, yesterday was kind of a blur, honestly. He’s at the stove, making breakfast.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 11:13 AM
WHOA CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 11:41 AM
He walks in, holding an empty pitcher of water. He's again in his night fit – tank top, novelty boxers and a robe loosely tied over it. He's even got comfy slippers. GOOD MORNING! !
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 11:43 AM
He slow turns to Frozen...... wtf New look??? [Mornin’] Skunkton!
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 11:45 AM
HEY YOU RECOGNIZED ME!!!!
11:45
SO. WHAT CHA MAKING?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 11:47 AM
He fills the pitcher in the sink. MORNING [Nosferatu] WHATEVER IT IS IT SMELLS [Delicis]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 11:49 AM
[Vocal chords] gave it away!! I’m still [ coming to get you] Making [breakfast burrito 2.99]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 11:49 AM
MAKE ONE [Is for me] PLEASE He gets started on some coffee
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 11:57 AM
WHY ARE YOU GETTING ME I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 11:57 AM
[Chicken or beef or veggie?] His smile is so big and forced at frozen Mmhmm. [You gotta name?] bedsides frozen and [ olaf]?
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 11:58 AM
I DO
11:58
CAN I HAVE A VEGGIE ONE [pwease]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 12:01 PM
Well [WHAT THE PUSSY] is it?? [yeah yeah] you got it.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:07 PM
WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW???
12:07
IT'S AUSTIN. ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:07 PM
GET ME A [🐔]
12:07
A AUSTIN?
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:07 PM
YEAH?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:08 PM
LIKE THE SPY? ?
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:08 PM
???? NO LIKE [me]
12:08
WHAT SPY
12:08
THERE IS NO SPY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:08 PM
[[Groovy, baby]]
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:09 PM
In the walls.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:09 PM
He's laughing, but not too hard. Too early for that. IS THAT BECAUSE HE [Venom (2018)] YOU
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:09 PM
I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO YOU
12:10
I THINK IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND ACTUALLY
12:10
ALL AUSTINS ARE RELATED
12:10
FIRST NAME BASIS
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:10 PM
OH LIKE KEVINS
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:11 PM
EXACTLY YOU [got it memorised]!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:13 PM
INTERESTING
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:17 PM
WAIT DO WE ALL HAVE [unique ip address]???? [Pepé Le Pew] you have one???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:17 PM
I THINK SO
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:19 PM
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?? He goes into the fridge for a drink. There's so many nanaimo bars. He looks like he's going to pop a blood vessel.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:20 PM
I'VE BEEN [Call me by your name] BUT I'M NOT TELLING IT TO YOU
12:22
He finished the coffee, and pours three mugs, setting them at the table.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 12:24 PM
[Austin.....] OK ITS [pretty good.] He turns away to clear his throat. The burritos are done! Just as the two of them asked. He places them on the table
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:24 PM
WOW!!! A FULL MEAL!!? [part of a nutritional breakfast!]
12:25
He promptly sits down, legs swinging.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:26 PM
BREAKFAST IS [The #1 Vict-] MEAL OF THE DAY
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:32 PM
GO ON CONTINUE THAT SOUND CLIP
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 12:34 PM
He is still cookin! Humming a little song
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:35 PM
[Damn Daniel] MAKING [food for the whole family?]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 12:36 PM
He immediately shoves the burrito in his mouth
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:36 PM
NEED ANY... HELP OVER THERE? I'VE GOT [2] WORKING HANDS NOW!!!
12:37
WILL TAKE A WHILE TO GET [used wares] TO!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 12:45 PM
We have [living with many roommates] ....You know what? [sure thing!] Come help me out.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:46 PM
THEY CAN [fend for yourself] YOU KNOW!! YEAH LET ME GET THE STEP STOOL!!! He shoves his food down whole and proceeds to set up next to Sera. He is demonstratedly bad at wrapping burritos.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 12:53 PM
Yeah well [i ❤️ cookin!!!] Hes watching Austin’s pathetic wrapping. Oh my god. Oh my god......
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 12:54 PM
I SHOULD [3.2.1 START!!] COOKING. NEVER HAD TO AS A BIG SHOT!!! :^]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 12:56 PM
There’s plenty of [ Spamton G. Spamton]’s who can [helping ya out.] I’m assuming you’re gonna have [growing and learning] arc too. [Never a better time] then the [Christmas present]. Burrito good Skunkton?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:00 PM
He speaks with his mouth full, so you can barely understand what he's saying. It sounds vaguely like "yeah it's great"
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:02 PM
ACTUALLY MAYBE NOT. DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO [Gawk] AT MY AMAZING COOKING SKILLS ONCE I HAVE THEM.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:03 PM
Ok [blow ass] forever! Can’t tell you how to [living]. [Every second you are not running, Spencer and I are getting closer.] He gives Skunkton a thumbs up
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:04 PM
WAIT WHY DO YOU WANNA [[Burn the witch]]? ?
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:06 PM
:/ YEAH I'M SO NICE NOW BETTER THAN YOU TWO!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:06 PM
NICE AS [Skeletor]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:07 PM
[I know what you did last summer]! I [don’t forget, don’t forgive.] [Petty bitches]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:07 PM
THEY SHAVED ME.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:08 PM
[You bald bitch]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:08 PM
THEY MAYO'D ME
13:08
I WILL KILL YOU
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:08 PM
So what? [Killed me ] if you want, I’ll [haunting] you forever
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:08 PM
SERVES YOU RIGHT! BET YOU DESERVED TO GET MC[Kum n' Go]! !
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:09 PM
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE BY MY SIDE FOREVER HAHA
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:09 PM
He [blowed up] Seb’s heart [quite literally] I will [buzz buzz] like a mosquito forever. [inescapable ]
13:10
[Never ending sound board effects]
13:10
Hi typhra
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:11 PM
YEAH YOU DESERVE IT
13:11
WHEN DID THAT [Worldwide event]? ?
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Married to Spamton 07-Mar-22 01:13 PM
Hi :)
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:13 PM
A LONG TIME AGO!!! WHO CARES!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:17 PM
OH, WAS IT WHEN WE WENT [Shopping spree]? THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T KNOW I [Collapsed] IN MY BEDROOM INSTANTLY
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:18 PM
HE WAS [a-okay] AFTER ANYWAYS WHO CARES.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:23 PM
YOU SHOULD [Tag along] SOMEDAY IT WAS FUN SERA'S [[A whole new world]] IS AMAZING
13:24
NOBODY KICKS ME OUT OF [Nothing] WHEN I SET FOOT INSIDE A PLACE, IT'S INCREDIBLE ONLY AFTER I GO [Mr Green], HEAHEAHEHA
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:24 PM
IT WAS LIKE 4 DAYS AGO??? You’ll be allowed [backup] if I [sweet talking] them enough.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:25 PM
NO IT'S OKAY CASINOS BRING OUT [[The beast that lives inside]] ON ME IT'S BETTER THAT I'M NOT [Invited in]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:30 PM
Well!!! It’s [fun option] if you ever want to [go beast mode.] Sera sits down at the table
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:30 PM
YOU WERE [malding] IN THERE HUH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:31 PM
He sips on his coffee I WAS [Raking in] MORE THAN I COULD COUNT THEY WERE JUST [Jelus] OF MY BLACKJACK SKILLS
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:32 PM
He was [epic win]ning
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:35 PM
WOW!!! MAYBE I WILL HAVE TYO GO SOME TIME
13:35
I NEVER WIN BUT ITS WHATEVER
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:36 PM
NEXT TIME WE GO WE'LL [Call me maybe] IF YOU DON'T GET ANYONE [No talk me angy] WITH YOU
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:40 PM
HOE MUCH [Kromer] DID YOU RAKE IN???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:40 PM
HMMMMM ABOUT [Five] [Four] K
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:40 PM
I’m [forever] mad at him!!!..... but I Guess he’s [I diagnose you as: maybe friend] We have. Known each other [got damn long time]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:42 PM
WOW ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE ME ARE FRIENDS!!! HEAHEAHEA!!! Good for you :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:42 PM
YEAH WE'RE [Besties] AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE? THAT GUY WHO DIDN'T GIVE YOU A [Sword]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:43 PM
HAVE MY FRIEND GAS :^3 MY GOOD FRIEND GAS....
13:43
I THINK HE'S BETTER THAN YOU ALL!!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:43 PM
You [fartin’] friends???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:44 PM
[Gus]? LIKE [Pollo 👍 ]? ?
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:44 PM
:^]
13:45
THE FACT THAT I HAVE NOT MADE AN ATTEMPT ON ANYONES LIFE YET SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A [blessing from high above]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 01:46 PM
YOU LITERALLY HAVE???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:47 PM
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THIS [Buddy] I THINK YOU'RE [[Liar, liar pants on fire 🎶 ]]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:50 PM
I HAVE NEVER LIED BEFORE AND I HAVE NEVER [killed] ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:51 PM
YOU LIE EVERY TIME
13:51
ALL THE TIME
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:54 PM
NAME ONE LIE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:57 PM
WELL THERE'S
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:57 PM
:^] WHAT WAS THAT MR. [ringu]??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 01:57 PM
AND I'M NOT [Loop]ING MYSELF
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 01:58 PM
I'M AN [honest man]!!!
13:59
[believe it or not!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:02 PM
SO AM I!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:02 PM
Hes smiling so big and cutely
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:05 PM
WHAT YOU [Teething] FOR
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:08 PM
[prepared to bite]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:08 PM
:^[
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:08 PM
HEAHEAHEAH
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:09 PM
HEY I USUALLY DON'T ASK FOR PERMISSION BUT SINCE IM TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW
14:09
CAN I DO SOME [home improvement] AROUND HERE
14:09
I WANT A FIREPLACE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:10 PM
I THINK THE PLACE IS [Toasty] ENOUGH IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE [Picture perfect] TEMP AS FAR AS I COULD TELL WHY
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:11 PM
WELL LIKE ALWAYS YOU ARE WRONG
14:12
NEEDS TO BE WARMER. WHEN IT'S COLD I CAN JUST OPEN A WINDOW TO THE VOID AND LET THE VOID BREEZE IN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:12 PM
A [nice new fireplaces] could be lovely!
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:12 PM
VERY CLASSY TOO
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:15 PM
WARMER? He looks up with a frown, like he's considering something. Then he turns to Sera IS IT [Chilly]? DO YOU FEEL COLD?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:17 PM
I mean... I’m always cold usually! Even though I’m [warm blooded ]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:18 PM
? ? ? I FEEL FINE AND I'M IN MY [Underclothing]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:20 PM
2 VERSUS 1 YOU'RE WRONG!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:21 PM
OR MAYBE I'M JUST [ ❤️‍🔥 ]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:22 PM
YEAH IT'S [Free]ZING HALF THE TIME. THAT'S WHY I WEAR THIS GIANT JACKET AROUND!!!
14:22
YOU ARE JUST A FREAK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:24 PM
Usually I’m [hold closely] so I never noticed [chills run through the body]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:24 PM
EW LOL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:25 PM
SPEAKING OF [[Hold me closer, tiny dancer~]] DID YOU GET THE BAT?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:26 PM
I did!!!! I [forgot to mention]!! I love it. [The kindest man in the world] !!
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:27 PM
THE WHAT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:27 PM
YOU WOULDN'T GET IT IT'S [Wood sap] FOR [Gross] PEOPLE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[ be nice to me] and I’ll start getting you gifts too.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:29 PM
He elbows Sera in place of pointing at him WE COMMUNICATE [Exclusivity rights] THROUGH GIFT-GIVING NOW
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:32 PM
OKAY 🤢
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:33 PM
HEAHEAEHAHEA
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:33 PM
WHY THOUGH????????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:33 PM
IT'S BECAUSE [[This human feeling called: Friendship]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:34 PM
[teehee]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:34 PM
NOTHING IS WORSE THAN TRYING REPLAY THE GIFT
14:35
YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT $!$! THEY LIKE
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Married to Spamton 07-Mar-22 02:35 PM
*repay lol gamer at heart sorry
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:35 PM
I’ll get you [ bite cream]
14:35
think it’s [perfection] for you
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:37 PM
He snaps his fingers, pointing at Frozen. A [Puppetscarf] SINCE YOU'RE COLD ALL THE TIME
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:39 PM
I COULD JUST GET THAT MYSELF!! NO GIFTING INVOLVED!!! AND HAHA VERY FUNNY. MAYBE I'LL STOP BY A FEW SHOPS WHEN I GO TO THE HARDWARE STORE.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:42 PM
THE [Point in question] IS THAT IT'S [Nice :)] BECAUSE SOMEONE CARES ENOUGH ABOUT YOU TO GET YOU [A list of favorites]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 02:45 PM
[true shit milord]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:51 PM
WHATEVER. ANYTHING YOUSE WANT FROM THE [Home Depot]??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:53 PM
DO THEY SELL [Wall pigments] THERE?
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:54 PM
YEAH WHAT KIND
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:54 PM
GET ME SOME [Cool new color] I RAN OUT OF WALL PAINTS
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:54 PM
OKAY WILL DO!!! YOU OWE ME
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 02:55 PM
I OWE YOU [Zilch] YOU OFFERED
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 07-Mar-22 02:55 PM
I DON'T DO [charity] Frozen hollars from the common room.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 03:02 PM
[what a mess] lmao
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 03:02 PM
HEAHEAHEA I KNOW HE'S JUST [Tsundere] HE'LL OPEN UP
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 07-Mar-22 03:10 PM
I’m sure!! Anyway I’m gonna go [changing my clothes]!! See ya in a bit!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 03:11 PM
He waves goodbye silently, nursing his coffee.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:14 PM
groans as he enters the kitchen, starting a fresh pot of coffee
16:17
He slumped at the table, feeling like a deflated balloon
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:22 PM
WHAT'S EATING YOU?
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:44 PM
he puffs in his cigarette Long week.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:45 PM
IT'S MONDAY
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 04:46 PM
gets into the kitchen
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:46 PM
He narrows his eyes A [Monday Monday] after a [Destroy All Monsters blu-ray edition] attack.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:46 PM
He enters the kitchen and immediately starts making pancakes Hey dad.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 04:46 PM
J sat down at the table
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:46 PM
He smelled the pancakes cooking, Sighing with relief
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:47 PM
He glances up at Esau HEY Goes back to Spamtoon WHAT DO YOU MEAN, [Monsters vs Aliens] ATTACK WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Two days ago. He puffs on his cig
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:49 PM
She sees Esau back in the kitchen. She breathes in (a stress-relief response more than anything now) and enters.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:49 PM
OH I WAS AT THE [Win big prizes] THAT DAY
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:49 PM
She doesn't say anything.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Oh yeah we makin pancakes
16:49
YOU were at a casino?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:49 PM
YES
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:50 PM
Shit, you should have stood here, the fucking house almost turned into a casino.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:50 PM
WHY IS THAT [Big surprises]
16:50
HEAHEAHEA
16:50
I WISH WE'D [Can't miss it] IT I WAS KICKED OUT
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:50 PM
She chuckles a bit.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:50 PM
THAT WAY I COULD [Make do] UP TO [Count Chocula]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:51 PM
Yeah, my brother specializes in legalized gambling. Trashton signed his terms of service, so the house nearly collapsed under the weight of the game machines and weird... Addison maids.
16:51
Also online gambling.
16:51
And betting in general.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:51 PM
...Wait aren't the contracts permanent?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:51 PM
Oh yes they are.
16:52
A machine will pop up now and again, and Marigold will get the revenue.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Wow. Hide dad from those whenever they come up.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:52 PM
He opens his arms in an incredulous motion, leaning back on his chair YOU GOTTA BRING THIS GUY [Back for seconds] HERE! !
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:52 PM
he grumbled Damn, wish I went.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:52 PM
CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED IT!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Dad he's the guy who beat the shit out of me.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:52 PM
CAN'T HAVE [Shooting star] IN THE [Aleph Null]
16:53
SO? GET BETTER AT BETTING, [[Fore!]][Hedge]
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:53 PM
He snorted I beat that [golden boy’s] dope in.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:53 PM
He did!
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 04:54 PM
he was pretty proud of himself for that
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:55 PM
Actually knowing dad he might be immune to the thrall...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:55 PM
MAYBE! HEAHEAHE ONLY ONE WAY TO [Solid, undeniable proof] IT!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:56 PM
I don't wanna risk it, though. Don't wanna see him get hurt.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:56 PM
He laughs You should have seen everyone fawning over him though.
16:56
At the time it was horrifying, but in retrospect it... was still horrifying...
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Not me tho.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 04:57 PM
GROSS DID HE HAVE A [[Love letter for you <3]]?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:57 PM
The other way around. Literally everyone loved him.
16:58
Hell, I think I was fawning over him a bit.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 04:58 PM
I think he's married to trashton.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:58 PM
HE'S
16:58
WHAT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:58 PM
... WHAT?
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 04:59 PM
well yeah. You should've felt the dude's soul whenever he thinks of the guy. Ew.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:59 PM
WHY.
16:59
DO YOU.
16:59
KEEP DOING THAT?
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 04:59 PM
what?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 04:59 PM
THE SOUL THING???
16:59
...NEVERMIND!
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 04:59 PM
oh uh. can't help it.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:00 PM
FAIR ENOUGH.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:00 PM
WHAT KINDA [Operation] ARE WE RUNNING HERE THAT PEOPLE JUST GET [Hitched] LEFT AND RIGHT WHERE'S THE [Song and dance]? ? THE [Incredible highs] AND [Outstanding lows]? ?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:00 PM
I'M SORRY DID YOU JUST SAY TRASHTON HAS A THING FOR MY BROTHER?!
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:00 PM
They both do in fact.
17:01
At least i think so...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:01 PM
YOU JUST [Pick and choose] A GUY AND THAT'S IT?
17:01
BACK IN MY DAY WE WENT ON [[It's A Date!]]
17:01
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BASES
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:01 PM
I MEAN I'VE BEEN GOING ON DATES???
17:02
I THINK ME AND ESSIE ARE IN SECOND???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:02 PM
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:02 PM
EXCUSE ME!?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:04 PM
WE'RE LOSING THE PLOT TRASHTON'S [Woo-Hoo]ING THE YELLOW GUY?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:04 PM
YOU HAVE ONE [Near death experience] WITH A GUY AND SUDDENLY YOUR [Essence] IS FOREVER BONDED
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:04 PM
THE GUY WHO TRIED TO KILL HIM??????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:04 PM
[[Fear and delight, all the way through the night]] HUH
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:05 PM
…. He wonders if the coffee is finished yet, this is too much for a Spamton to handle in the morning
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:06 PM
He turns to focus VERY INTENTLY on the pancakes, just... making a shitload of them
17:09
He slams down HUGE stacks of pancakes I GOT PANCAKES WHO WANTS PANCAKES?!?!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:10 PM
She takes one from the top of the pile.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:10 PM
He finally gets up to start making coffee for everyone, he reaches for the mugs from the cupboards
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:10 PM
I JUST HAD A [Big boy] I'M GOOD THANKS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:12 PM
Slams his fist down on the table so hard it makes a crack NOW WHAT'S THIS ABOUT TRASHTON DATING MARIGOLD?!
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:13 PM
I thought ya knew. And what's the problem?
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:13 PM
almost drops a mug as Esau slammed his fist GAHH!!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:13 PM
HE TRIED TO [[Fifty Percent Off]] KILL US??????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:14 PM
HE LIKES THEM DANGEROUS, I SEE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:15 PM
HE HATES MY GUTS AND TRIED TO KILL US!
17:15
ALSO HE'S A MONSTER! AND A CANNIBAL!
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Uh, yes. But what's that to do with trashton?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:15 PM
AY AY AY
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:16 PM
….. Wonders if he should have made tea instead
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:16 PM
HE'S THE PART OF THE [One Of Us]????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:16 PM
SO WHAT IF HE'S IN LOVE WITH [Black widow] LET HIM IT'S FINE
17:17
HE'LL JUST EAT HIS HEAD AFTER [ ] AND BE DONE WITH IT
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:17 PM
…. He wondered where the alcohol was, this was going to be A Morning
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:19 PM
He sits at the table and puts his head on the table, gently thumping it against the surface
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:19 PM
HOW'S IT ANY OF [Our business], BOY?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:20 PM
It IS my business when they want to kill me! How do we know he's not playing Trashton for a sucker?!
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:20 PM
IT IS WHEN THE OTHER PARTY'S TRYING TO [UNALIVE] MY BOYFRIEND!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:20 PM
WELL IF HE'S BACK WITH HIS HEAD ON THERE'S YOUR [Questions and Answers]! !
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:22 PM
Oh god is that where he ran off to last night?! Did he run off to see Marigold?! Holy [!>#KE!@#!]
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:23 PM
...Where does he live.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Pouring a bottle of hooch into his coffee, he needed it
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Some ugly green mansion on the outskirts of my City...
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Guys come on. Let them live their lives, please.
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:24 PM
...You know what, I will.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:25 PM
YEAH, KID'S RIGHT
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:25 PM
She's lying.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:25 PM
Up, a lie. Spence darling. I sense you.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:25 PM
Continues smoking, passing out coffee to everyone and sipping from his own “special” blend
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:26 PM
OH [FRICASSEE] OFF
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:26 PM
WHO ARE YOU TO [Disagree] HOW SOMEONE SHOULD [Destroy] THEIR LIVES?
17:26
. . . DID YOU ALWAYS DO THAT
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:26 PM
Never dearest. You can't get rid of me. Hey toony, could I have some too?
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Spencer G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Fuck it. I'm going to my room
17:27
Need to chill.
17:27
This is too much for one morning.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Bye! Have a good afternoon.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:27 PM
He watches her go and leans in to the others DID SHE ALWAYS DO THAT?
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:28 PM
gives Jay a cup Want some [how to get dog hair out of couch cushions], too?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Spence!
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:28 PM
He pours a little in Esau’s coffee, he’s going to need it, too
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:29 PM
Oh yeah. You think knowing all this tasty tea is easy? He took a sip, humming. Not bad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Mar-22 05:32 PM
He stands up, decided. I'LL SEE YOU [Later] Then walks out to the living room.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:33 PM
He drinks the coffee deeply
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:33 PM
J downed the whole cup in one go, shivering and accidentally slamming it onto the table.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:35 PM
.... Toony give me another.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:35 PM
Same.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Makes them both seconds Gonna be one of those [good morning America]…
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Oh yeah definitely.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 05:46 PM
[Cheese and rice] and it's only monday...
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:47 PM
He mumbled into his cup Shoulda stayed [breakfast in bed ideas to celebrate mother’s day]….
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:47 PM
Oh it's going to get worse. He downs the second cup as fast as the first one. Thanks, Toony, you're a lifesaver.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 05:49 PM
holds up the world’s most exhausted thumbs up
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 05:49 PM
He gently reached over and pat him on the back.
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:21 PM
CAN I GET A [[Waffle]]??? CAN I PLZ GET A [[Waffle]]???
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:21 PM
We have pancakes, dude.
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:22 PM
NOOOOOOOO
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:23 PM
You could make some.
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:24 PM
I CAN’T REACH THE COUNTER.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:25 PM
He picks him up and places him on the counter
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:25 PM
Good job Saul
18:25
Esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:25 PM
He laughs You keep calling me that, it's an honor.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:25 PM
Esau
18:26
I'm a failure
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:26 PM
..... What
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:27 PM
It’s time for cooking with Spamton. He gets all the ingredients needed to make a delicious waffle. Batter, sugar, Pipis, an Annoying Dog. Yes. This will be good.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:27 PM
He just sobs very dramatically and drops his head on the table. That spicy coffee finally caught up.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:27 PM
He pats his back There there...
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:28 PM
I can't even remember your naaaame
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:28 PM
It's okay they're both biblical names it's fine.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Still!!! Uuuughuuhhhh He sobs again, hitting his head on the table lightly.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Shhhh shshshshshs it's okay.
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Spamton J BOT 07-Mar-22 06:30 PM
He turns to face him R-really?
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Passed tf out at the table, snoring
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:39 PM
Loud hammering and explosion noises are heard as he attempts making a waffle. It looks… There’s an aura coming from said waffle that fills you with pure dread. TAH DAH!! PRESENTING: 1 [Lean Cuisine].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:40 PM
He smiles Yeah buddy...
18:40
He looks at the waffle ...Fuck i'll eat it.
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:41 PM
EXCELLENT!! ENJOY YOUR [5 Star Meal]. Do you dare eat the Eldritch Waffle?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Fuck yeah He puts some syrup on it and takes a bite
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:42 PM
DON’T FORGET TO [Leave a Review].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Hmm... [unfathomable]!
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:43 PM
THAT’S THE NICEST THING ANYONE’S SAID ABOUT MY COOKING!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 06:44 PM
👍
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:12 PM
he walks in Heya guys! Howsit gooo— he looks around the room
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:12 PM
Drinking coffee and eating this demon waffle Hey Saul.
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:12 PM
WELCOME TO MY KITCHN
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 07:13 PM
snoring on the table
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:13 PM
…I get the feelin’ I missed somethin’
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:14 PM
Remember Marigold?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:16 PM
he sees J passed out at the table and gently props him back in a position better for his ribs Yeah, that lemony fresh jerk? What about him?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:17 PM
Apparently he's dating Trashton now.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:18 PM
…what.
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:18 PM
OH WOW!!! I HAD NO IDEA TRASHTON HAD [Trash Taste].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:19 PM
Yep.
19:19
Me and him are gonna have words.
OOOUGHHHHH 1
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:20 PM
his brow is furrowed Then why are you guys just sittin here then? We gotta save him from whatever charm stuff your brother has him under! he starts to head towards the door, looking like he’s on a mission
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:21 PM
I don't- I just- He growls You're right, alright get to my room!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:22 PM
he gives him a slightly unhinged grin Lets kick his ass! but then he remembers J is still in the room er. I mean. Uh. Show him what for.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:23 PM
It's fine he started smoking you can swear. He leaves the kitchen
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Saul G Spamton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:24 PM
YOU GAVE HIM A CANCER STICK?! he follows after him
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 07:25 PM
He stares at J for a moment before sliding an Eldritch Waffle towards him.
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Picotee BOT 07-Mar-22 09:33 PM
He enters Hello?
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 09:36 PM
He snorts, waking up slowly Mmn…?
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 09:36 PM
HEY HEY HEY!!! WELCOME TO MY KITCHN
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 09:38 PM
He sees the blue Addison and jumps up in surprise and fear GAHH!!!
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Picotee BOT 07-Mar-22 09:38 PM
You have a place I can lay out a few bodies?
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 09:39 PM
He gulped B-B-Bodies???
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Picotee BOT 07-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Yeah. Unconscious bodies. Upstairs.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 09:40 PM
He’s nervously reaching for something in the table, anything, for a weapon in case this guy was planning to kill them W-Who are you…??
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 09:41 PM
WAS THAT THE [Chumps] WHO LEFT AFTER [The Trash Man] EARLIER???
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Picotee BOT 07-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Names' Picotee. I'm Esau's brother. Now help me. Please.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 09:43 PM
He glares at him, remembering what Esau said about his brothers Why should I [press F1 for help] you? You all wanted to [hyperlink blocked] him…
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Picotee BOT 07-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I'm not going to drag his body down the stairs to prove myself. Either help me or not. There's Lightners up there too.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 09:45 PM
…. Show me to them. He’s terrified but trying to keep a calm, and hopefully menacing, façade
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Picotee BOT 07-Mar-22 09:47 PM
lol he is not scared at all. He just gestures for him to follow
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Playerton BOT 07-Mar-22 09:47 PM
JUST WATCH YOUR STEP! I MADE A [Mess] HERE.
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Spamtoon BOT 07-Mar-22 09:48 PM
When Picotee turns around he pockets a butter knife to use just in case, then follows him
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Checkin here too
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 08:09 AM
Another morning, another day. Frozen was first in the kitchen this time... What the hell should he make for himself? He opens the fridge and starts rooting around. There's a gotta be something good in here.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 08:20 AM
Maybe he'll learn to make a nice farmer's wrap.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:01 PM
He's here now. He ignores Frozen and goes straight to the coffee pot.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 12:18 PM
He hears the pot and turns. His face drops. OH. YOU. WELL YOUR PAINT IS IN MY ROOM GRAB IT WHENEVER. The stove top is on fire, but he doesn't seem nonplussed about it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:24 PM
AIGHT He watches the coffee pot for a moment and glances to Frozen. YOUR [Food station] IS ON FIRE
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 12:36 PM
YEAH THAT'S FINE. FIGURED YoU LIKE YOUR [breakfast and] THAT WAY :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:38 PM
He raises one of his brows, inquisitive. YOU'RE MAKING ME [Bed & Breakfast]?
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 12:39 PM
FOR SOME [goddamn] REASON WE ARE ALWAYS HERE EARLY. I HOPE YOU HATE IT
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12:40
ALSO NO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:40 PM
I DON'T [Honk shoo mimimi] MUCH
12:42
YOU WANT ME TO [Seethe. Cope] IT, HUH? He pours two mugs of coffee and then looks up to Frozen THEN I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO [Treasure] IT
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 12:45 PM
CAN YOU AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE [peeved] OFF
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:46 PM
[[Your request was successfully sent to the executive team and is in peer-review. Please check later for updates, or call our Customer Service Center at-]]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 12:47 PM
spamstanding
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:48 PM
HEAHEAHEAHHEA He takes his mug, leaving the other on the counter, and sits back at the table to nurse it.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 12:50 PM
spamstanding 🔥
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 12:51 PM
He spawns in here
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:51 PM
:?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 12:52 PM
Good morning!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:52 PM
MORNING
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 12:52 PM
OH HEY!!!!
12:53
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN COOK!!!
12:53
PLEASE [Jesus take the wheel]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 12:53 PM
HEY, I CAN COOK! I'M A [Master chef]!
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:00 PM
:^\
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:01 PM
Lets all [cooking mama for the Nintendo DS] together!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 01:03 PM
I [Pass out] TODAY [[No talk me angy]]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:03 PM
SPEAK ENGLISH
13:05
ALSO I GAVE UP ON COOKING. LOOK AT THAT.
13:05
`He points to the flame.|
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:06 PM
Turn the [gas burner ]] off???
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:06 PM
OKAY.
13:07
NOW WHAT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:09 PM
Now restart everything ! You’re going to [learn new life skills today with this video series]!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 01:09 PM
He leans back, watching them.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:09 PM
:^[ OKAY
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:10 PM
You are going to [learn now!] how to make [short stack] of pancakes.
13:10
Go get the [mixture], [[read instructions carefully].
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:15 PM
... OKAY. I'M READING IT. JUST POUR THE [melangé] ON THERE RIGHT???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:15 PM
After you’ve [whipped up the mixture ]], yes!
13:16
Get a [spongebob spatula] too, you’re not [flippin out] them with your hands.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:17 PM
CAN'T WE BUY PREMIXED???
13:17
He hunts down a spatula and grabs some water.
13:17
GOOD????
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:42 PM
Perfect.
13:42
Make the mixture, Austin.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:43 PM
DON'T CALL ME THAT. He grabs a wooden spoon, watching Sera the whole time.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 01:43 PM
He steps in and looks around for a trash can, which he finds right away and puts his blood stained tshirt in. He then gets to work making coffee. "…maybe Anton can get me a new shirt if I ask him…” He fidgets awkwardly at the idea of a friend helping get him clothes…but walking around shirtless all the time sounded much, *much* worse.
13:44
Mornin’ gentlemen he smiles
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:44 PM
HEY YOU . BITING PAL.
13:44
He hands Saul the bowl
13:44
MAKE PANCAKES
13:44
PLEASE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:45 PM
DONT take that from him.
13:45
He has bigass eyes. They’re looking right into frozens
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 01:46 PM
THEY'RE [Cooking Mama: Dining with friends]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 01:46 PM
he looks confused for a moment, but then figures Sera is just messing with him and shrugs. He takes the bowl. Sure, pal, I can do that!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 01:47 PM
DUMB[Ash]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:49 PM
🧍🏻
13:49
Put.
13:49
That.
13:49
Down.
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 01:49 PM
THANK YOU!!!
13:49
ILU SM!!!!
13:49
He walks over to the table and sits down
13:49
:^3
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 01:49 PM
He flusters, not sure who to listen to. Uhhh…
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:49 PM
I hope you [blow up] [frozen bitch]
13:52
He huffs, loudly, hands out to Saul Here, [I will take that.] I’ll [cooka].
13:52
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? [Beach day episode special]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 01:53 PM
He hands the bowl to Sera A beach day? There’s a beach in the void?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 01:53 PM
I COULD GO FOR [Some of that]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 01:55 PM
If we’re goin to the beach, I guess I picked a good day to lose my only shirt, ehaha.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:56 PM
There’s a [beach] in my world.... give me [moments away] to get something set up for [it’s only a day away~]..... tomorrow. Private beach for tomorrow.
13:56
Do you need [clothing donation]? I’m sure I [have multiples]
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 01:56 PM
He wanders into the kitchen, looking like a zombie and feeling like one Ughhh
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:57 PM
Hes putting the pancakes on the pan Mornin’!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 01:57 PM
If ya don’t mind! I’d really appreciate it.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 01:57 PM
I [gotttt you mannnnn] do not even worry.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 01:57 PM
Mornin’ Toony! Ya want the usual? he takes out a bowl and puts it next to the coffee machine
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:04 PM
he nods and walks over to the bowl, pours coffee into it and walked over to the table, sitting down and then dunking his face into the bowl [splashsfx.mp3]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:09 PM
he chuckles Now this guy gets it. Bowls are underrated in my opinion…he looks at the mug he took out for himself and considers it for a moment…and gets out a bowl for himself.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:09 PM
HE'S FINE
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:12 PM
He gargles in his coffee Where’s [Blondie]… did she go home…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:13 PM
he fills his bowl with coffee then sits down with everyone. He picks it up with both hands and drinks from it, with his pinky out. Like a gentleman. Oh, she’s resting up in Esau’s room! S-She fell asleep after takin’ care of me…she really is somethin’.
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:17 PM
He sit up, coffee dripping from his face She spent the [book three nights get one free] here??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:20 PM
he nods Yeah, she’s a real top notch doctor…I’m guessin that healin magic of hers must’ve worn her out so much she could barely move. Only wish I had woken up so I coulda let her have the bed instead.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:22 PM
Wolf whistle WHAT A GENTLEMAN, EH?
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:23 PM
he narrowed his eyes at him, sipping from his bowl. He liked Saul but he was pretty protective of his friend and wasn’t too keen on how chummy the two of them had gotten. He snorts … It’s not [removes stains like magic].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:23 PM
he blushes H-huh?
14:23
he looks back at Toony and blinks It’s…not? What is it then?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 02:24 PM
[❓] He sets a large plate of pancakes on the table, resting an elbow on frozens head [Break it faster!!] is served!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:25 PM
He leans forward to grab some pancakes [[Thank you, darling~]]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:26 PM
he takes a massive stack of pancakes for himself. To the point he can’t properly see across the table.
14:26
but he’s sure to leave plenty for his friends
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:26 PM
He sips more coffee … you ask her, since you’re so [cosy reading nook makeover montage video] with her… he mumbled
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:26 PM
OOH, SOMEONE'S [Jelly jam sandwich]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:29 PM
he gives a strained chuckle, scratching his chin and blushing C-cosy? Nah, she’s just a real nice person, that’s all. W-we seem to be friends now though! S-she said so…
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:30 PM
HEY GET YOUR ELBOW OFF ME
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:31 PM
though he stops for a moment, remembering the time she kissed him on the chin…that…wasn’t a thing friends normally do…right? He turns a shade of darker red, processing it
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:31 PM
IT'S NOT HIS [San Andreas Fault] IF YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD ELBOW REST!
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:32 PM
NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR INPUT. IS IT CONNECTED TO AN OCEAN, SEA? WHAT?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:32 PM
WHAT IS
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:33 PM
He spits coffee everywhere, coughing and hacking before glaring at Skunkton I-I-I’m not [easy jelly donut recipes]!! I’m [watch out for that treee] for her!! She’s had a rough life!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:33 PM
RIGHT, RIGHT
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:34 PM
I'M GOING FISHING
14:35
[Resort Owner] WHAT KINDA BAIT SHOULD I BRING
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:35 PM
OOH, I LIKE [Watch out for phishing attacks]! WE SHOULD GO [Double up]
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:35 PM
He turned to his bowl, sipping more of his “breakfast” Just don’t want [nobody by mistki dubstep remix] taking her for [the ride of your life]…
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:36 PM
He leans closer to Spamtoon C'MOOON, DO YOU NOT [Trust yourself]? ?
14:36
SHE'S GONNA BE [Fine and dandy] WHOEVER IT IS
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:38 PM
he shakes his head Me neither! S-she deserves the best! Don’t worry, I’ll try to be the kinda friend she deserves!
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:38 PM
I HOPE IT ALL ALLS APART. SAVE YOU ALL THE TROUBLE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 02:38 PM
Did not know [grills] were here [LMAO]
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Married to Spamton 08-Mar-22 02:38 PM
*falls 😔
spampoint 4
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:41 PM
ALSO. [Pépé Le Pew] BRING A COOLER AND WE CAN DRINK OUT THERE.
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:41 PM
He grumbled into his bowl I’m just [worry free stain removal tips for laundry] about her that’s all…
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:41 PM
NOW WE'RE TALKING
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 08-Mar-22 02:42 PM
He shakes Frozens head like a fuckin leaf Gonna go [call em up] and see about getting [private beach all to ourselves]] for the day And there he goes
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:42 PM
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:42 PM
JUST [[Watch out for that tree]] OR ELSE YOU MIGHT [Bend your elbow] TOO MUCH AND FALL IN THE SEA
14:43
I'M NOT [Lifesaver] YOU IF YOU DO
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:43 PM
I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN WITH ME ON PURPOSE DO NOT WORRY
14:43
I WILL [krill] YOU OUT THERE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:44 PM
he pats his back gently Hey, she’s a really strong lady, I’m sure she can take care of herself. She’s also got a great guy like you in her life watchin out for her!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:45 PM
YOU CANNOT [Died] ME IN ANY WAY THAT MATTERS, [Jack Frost]
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 08-Mar-22 02:46 PM
WE'LL [seal] ABOUT THAT!! HEAHEAHEA!!! ANYWAYS. I'M ON MY NEXT PROJECT. IGNORE THE [noise complaint] OKAY? He heads out to the common room.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Mar-22 02:48 PM
OH YEAH He stands up and follows Frozen out to the living room
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:50 PM
he turns pink, clearing his throat W-Well, she deserves a [upright standing citizen] to look after her… she’s a [owner of a lonely heart remastered lp] kid….
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 02:55 PM
he frowns slightly She’s…lonely? But I thought…well I just figured…he blushes I-I figured a classy gal like her…
14:56
he hears loud noises coming from outside the room but has learned to ignore it
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 02:57 PM
He didn’t want to reveal too much about his friend, it was her own business after all, but he snorts and sips more coffee Don’t make [take a wild guess] about people no matter how they [what a class act] around others…
14:58
he’s also ignoring the noise, he’s too tired for that shit
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 03:03 PM
he nods, looking down at his coffee bowl Yeah…you’re right…I…I wish I could help her, though. Bein’ lonely is one of the worst feelings in the world. he thinks for a moment, then smiles Maybe we could hold a concert here sometime! There’s a lot of great guys here! She could make so many great friends here like I have!
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 03:04 PM
he looks over at him Concert, huh?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 03:05 PM
Yeah! Somethin like that. Seems an awesome way to meet people and make friends.
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 04:42 PM
st: He scratched at his chin. That actually wasn’t a bad idea. He sniffed She might like that…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 04:54 PM
he looks excited Ya think so? I know we got a lot of musicians here. he chugs down the rest of his coffee bowl, but some of it drips down his chin Oops…
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 04:56 PM
He thinks on it, wondering if his friend would like that idea Hmm…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 04:57 PM
he also stops to think about it a little Though actually, with that crazy orange guy on the loose…maybe it’s not a good idea. he sighs
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 04:58 PM
He blinked, remembering that too Ah, right.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 04:59 PM
he gets up and washes his face in the sink, deep in thought Hmm, ya got any ideas?
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 05:02 PM
He sits up, remembering something Oh, right! he snaps his fingers She’s got her [club membership bonus points]!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 05:07 PM
he smiles That’s right! Well, maybe if we uh, paid her a visit? I know she invited me but…well. he gestures to himself, face still dripping slightly with coffee, nothing on his chest but bandages and his hair an absolute mess from fighting and not brushing it out this morning I ain’t really the kind of crowd that would get let into a fancy place like that ehaha
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 05:13 PM
He waved a hand She cares more about [mind your manners] than [say yes to the dress marathon], her place is open to everyone.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Hrmm…so is drinking coffee out of bowls not allowed or…
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 05:18 PM
she entered the kitchen, seeing Saul was moving around and seemed to be in better shape than last night. She was about to greet him when she saw the two of them with the bowls of… coffee? Um… are you boys using bowls instead of cups in this house?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 05:20 PM
he blushes and laughs awkwardly Well, uh…b-bowls are surprisingly uh, versatile. Ya know.
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 05:20 PM
he looked over at her It’s been a long week.
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 05:22 PM
She laughed, then yawned I guess I fell asleep here again..
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Did ya sleep ok? I hope ya didn’t get worn out taking care of us…would ya like some coffee? I’ll put it in a mug, just for you! Ehaha
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 05:25 PM
She nodded I was a little confused, I thought I was back at my apartment when I woke up at first… She then sees the mug and reaches for it Oh, thank you!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 05:28 PM
he hands the mug to her, his fingertips grazing hers for just a moment… You’re welcome! Yeah, Esau has a nice room up there…they say there’s a room for everyone here but I haven’t seemed to find one for me yet. It works out ok for now though, I actually kinda like sleeping on a couch!
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 05:32 PM
* She smiled as their fingers met, taking the mug into both of her hands to warm them up* It feels like this house has a thousand rooms, it’s so massive… She seemed concerned hearing this man just sleeps on a couch at night Isn’t that uncomfortable for you, though? Especially now with your injuries.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 05:38 PM
he shrugs Not really…I spent such a long time sleepin in a dumpster I can practically sleep anywhere now…but maybe I’ll sleep in J’s room for a while. Just to keep an eye on him. He has some awesome giant pillows in there! Basically a slumber party paradise ehahaha
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 05:43 PM
Is J alright? How are his ribs healing up? She was also concerned when he brought up sleeping in a dumpster. He was technically a Spamton, yes, but it just felt cruel thinking about how he was in that situation once as well as the other Spams she had met
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 05:44 PM
watching the two of them, grumpily drinking from his bowl
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 05:46 PM
He seems to be…recovering. I worry ‘bout that kid though. He…he hasn’t been through a lot of the awful stuff most of us went through. I just…don’t want him to end up like me…
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 05:48 PM
mm: She looked at him with worry What do you mean?
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 08-Mar-22 05:50 PM
/S he sighs Well…I don’t want him to end up a homeless, slimy guy with a mountain of regrets. With…no family.
17:51
/S Don’t get me wrong, I count my self lucky as heck to have gotten here but…
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 05:58 PM
Hearing that he had no family or anyone to support or watch over him gutted her. It was so sad to think about having to survive on your own on the street with just yourself and the clothes on your back. She reached gif his hand to squeeze it gently with hers … I’m so sorry that you went through that, Mr. Saul.
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 05:58 PM
(*for, not gif)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:01 PM
he squeezes her hand back Aw ‘s alright …kinda feel like it was karma, honestly. I was delusional bout it for a while, figured it was all a matter of time before everyone crawled back to me…he grimaced I wanna be better than that now.
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 06:03 PM
mm: She smiled at him I think you already are.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:12 PM
he blushes and scratches his chin…he wishes he had his blazer so he could hide his face a little more. Th-thank you…y-you’re too k-kind.
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Spamtoon BOT 08-Mar-22 06:15 PM
He leaves the kitchen, he needed a shower and these two we’re getting too mushy for him to handle
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 06:16 PM
she looked down at his chest, looking at the bandages How are you healing up? Did you want me to change your dressing before I go back?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:17 PM
he blushes, considering it… W-well, if ya d-don’t mind…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:17 PM
He enters the kitchen, looking like absolute trash, and slinks to the coffee machine G'mirning yous two.
18:17
Both looking as lovely as ever.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:19 PM
M-Mornin’ Esau! How you holdin up?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:20 PM
He glances over at him and raises an eyebrow before he laughs None the worse for wear! Oh he's lyin How about you? I know Saffron did a number on your chest.
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 06:21 PM
She looked over at him, concerned that he looked so terrible Good morning… are you okay?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:25 PM
I just need some coffee and a shower... He cracks a raw egg into his coffee
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:25 PM
he doesn’t believe him but he decides to leave him be, for now… This? Aw, it’s not too bad. Honestly I don’t even remember how that fight ended…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:26 PM
You passed out when... around the time I blacked out, actually.
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 06:26 PM
concerned at the Rocky Balboa coffee he was making currently Was there anything that I can help with? Any injuries?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:27 PM
My strings really take care of all my injuries for me... at least they did when I got bit, but you can look at my back if you want. He chugs his coffee concoction
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:27 PM
he suddenly remembers, the string wrapping around his neck, the panic. He quickly reaches a hand to his throat, paling a little …oh, right…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:28 PM
I'm sorry about all that, by the way...
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 06:31 PM
She looked at Esau … Strings?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:32 PM
he takes a deep breath, grounding himself again. Old trauma…sticks around for a long time…He gives Esau a small, weak, smile. ‘S aight! I’m fine.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:35 PM
It's hard to explain... why don't I just show you? He turns around and takes his shirt off. He's showing her the scars. The two hefty bites tinged with pink and yellow on his shoulder and chest, the peppered scratches of this and that, and the Swatchling talon marks on his side. Still nothing looks quite as gnarly as the long, deep claw marks Saffron left on his back, and... something else. It looks like two deep, wide puncture marks, which are filled in with green colour and white flesh. It almost looks like it's where a pair of wings were broken off
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:37 PM
he can’t help but gasp at the sight of how beat up he looks Buddy…
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 06:38 PM
She was completely horrified at the sight, her hand covering her mouth and her eyes wide with shock
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 06:39 PM
esau:He flashes an award losing smile... well maybe a fifth place smile
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:39 PM
Yeah... my stings knit me up when I get [>!@!] up... it's all i've got in me.
18:42
I'd show you how it works but... yeah.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:43 PM
he looks at him, sadly. It…sounds painful as hell…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Actually... past the initial injury... I don't feel the strings at all.
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 06:44 PM
How long have you had… this? She was baffled, she’s never seen anything like this
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 08-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Everything inside me started turning into strings about two years ago, but I've had strings since I was born. My old business partner told me it was normal.
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Miss Midnight BOT 08-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Normal? she didn’t believe him
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 06:47 PM
esau:That's what he said. He said everyone who ever worked with him had it. Fed me all this gobbldigook about destiny and [?!#!!].
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 07:00 PM
esau:Wasn't until later I found out he was full of [!@#!@].
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 07:02 PM
mm: Was this partner named “Mike”? Spam told me about one he had with that name…
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 07:02 PM
esau:Yep.
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 07:13 PM
mm: She took a closer look at his back, wincing at the sight of it. The bite marks were pretty nasty, too. Did he really say these didn’t hurt him? She wondered if her ability could resolve any of these marks or even put a dent in healing them … may I?
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 07:17 PM
esau:Go for it.
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 07:32 PM
mm: She rolled up her sleeves, rubbed her hands together, then gently placed one hand on his arm where the bites were and the other on his back. The strange smoke started to waft through the air
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 07:56 PM
esau:Oh, interesting... The smoke billows out gently from her hands and touches his skin. Esau shivers. Suddenly, a string shoots out of the puncture wound on his back and touches Miss Midnight's hand almost curiously
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 08:08 PM
mm: Seeing the string move and actually touch her was terrifying to her, but she tried to stay focused on the task at hand. The smoke continued to circle around them
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 08:11 PM
esau:A string wrapped around her finger gently. The scars didn't heal, but whatever it was she was doing, it seemed to placate them
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 08:29 PM
mm: She noticed that while the wounds weren’t healing the strings seemed to have a reaction to her abilities. Wether it was good or bad was anyone’s guess, but she decided to continue, not only to keep her promise to help but also to placate her curiosity
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 08:29 PM
esau:The string squeezed tightly, before retreating back into the skin on his back ...Feels nice. Thank you.
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 08-Mar-22 08:32 PM
/S he watched nervously the entire time, knowing what those strings can do…
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 08:45 PM
mm: she pulled her hands away gently, wondering if what she had done made any difference How do you feel now?
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 08:47 PM
esau:He thought a moment, before putting his shirt back on Better, I think. A little more calm. Like... This is gonna sound funny, but... Like there was an animal in me and you just lulled it to sleep.
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 08-Mar-22 08:56 PM
/S he lets out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding That…sounds good. That’s a good thing right?
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 09:02 PM
mm: It sounded somewhat ominous to her but she was relieved that it did do him some good. She sighed in relief I’m glad that I was able to help, Mr. Esau.
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Moss🌿 08-Mar-22 09:05 PM
esau:I mean, hell, me too! He laughs Thank you, ma'am, i'll be sure to call ya if I ever have need of your services, but... i'm very tired... I think i'm gonna head upstairs. Coffee don't seem to be helping any. He gives a smile to Saul See ya, Saul. Be good. He leaves
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 08-Mar-22 09:07 PM
/S B-be good?
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 09:08 PM
mm: she waved as he left, still a little concerned Good bye Mr. Esau, get some rest!
21:11
mm: She looked back at Saul, noticing the two of them were alone now
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 08-Mar-22 09:11 PM
/S S-so, uh. Bandages. R-right.
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appleangel 08-Mar-22 09:13 PM
mm: She blinked before she realized what he meant Oh, right! Your bandages! Here, let’s get back to the bathroom… She stands up
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 08-Mar-22 09:15 PM
/S he strand up with her, leading the way to the bathroom
21:16
*stands
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 09-Mar-22 01:02 AM
he's here. he's looking for blood.
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01:03
he crashes through the kitchen window to outside
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NEW #$!@% ON THE BLOCK!!!!! BOT 09-Mar-22 01:09 AM
spamstanding
01:09
WOW I CRAWLED IN HERE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:38 AM
WOW I AM NORMAL HERE #ooc-discuss DON:T WORRY ABOUT ME :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:41 AM
Walks in and goes for the fridge
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:43 AM
HEY. HAVE FUN OUT THERE?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:46 AM
THEY DIDN'T EVEN [Brawl it out]! ! WASTE OF TIME He grabs a beer from the fridge and slams the cap off with his hand on the kitchen counter. It looks pretty sick. NOBODY EVER FIGHTS [[The real deal]] IN THIS HOUSE
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:48 AM
WE NEED SOME [down bad] [birches] TO SCUFF SOMEONE UP AROUND HERE!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:50 AM
YEAH I WOULDN'T [Polar opposite] IT BUT I AM A BIT [Pathetic and frail]
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:52 AM
He gestures to himself. LOOK AT ME. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? BITE SOMEONE'S ANKLES???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:52 AM
YOU DO IT [Frequently]
01:53
DIDN'T YOU ALMOST [Kill a-] [Bench] THE OTHER DAY
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:53 AM
NO <3
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:54 AM
RIGHT. He takes a swig of the beer
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:55 AM
WE COULD FIND ANOTHER [elderly citizen] YOU CAN BRAWL WITH
01:55
$!$! I STILL NEED TO GET YOU [life alert] HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:56 AM
ANOTHER? ? I'M NOT [[Tale as old as time]]! !
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:56 AM
OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY [daditude]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:57 AM
YEAH RIGHT
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:57 AM
. HOW OLD ARE YOU?????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:57 AM
NOT TELLING
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 01:58 AM
OKAY. [7][0] IT IS.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS [Offenses] IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 02:00 AM
WOW [80]??? LOOKING [grrrreat!] FOR YOUR AGE!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 02:01 AM
He growls
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 02:03 AM
[CMAAAHN] I’M JUST A LITTLE GUY! I’M JUST A [wiwi] GUY AND IT’S MY [B-DAY]!!! CMAAAAAHN I’M A LITTLE BIRTHDAY [Spamton] YOu’RE GONNA [hurt] A LITTLE [fella] ON HIS BIRTHDAY???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 02:04 AM
I'M GOING TO [End] YOU, BUDDY
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 02:05 AM
DON"T THROW OUT YOUR BACK!!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 02:05 AM
AAAGH Better start running he's coming for you
02:06
Top half of his face a shade of scarlet
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PLEASE BE NICE TO ME BOT 09-Mar-22 02:06 AM
UH UH UH OKAYGOTTAGOBYE 🏃
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Mar-22 02:06 AM
Runs after
02:07
🏃‍♂️
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 10:49 AM
J walked into the kitchen, still sporting a huge, dreamy smile on his face as he began making coffee.
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 11:02 AM
He soon sat down at the table with a cup, waiting for everyone else to get up, deep in thought.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Mar-22 11:47 AM
He spawns in! Gotta eat before beach moments
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 11:48 AM
he arrives, strangely better rested than yesterday. I guess passing out gets you a better night’s rest Mornin’.
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 11:51 AM
Morning Sera, morning Toony. Coffee?
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 11:54 AM
He nods Yeah, thanks. He tries to remind himself J also needed audio cues and not just him making gestures You [you’ll sleep better on a temperpedic mattress] okay last night?
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 12:01 PM
J nodded, getting up and making him a cup of coffee, which didn't take long, and placing it on the counter. Yeah, slept like the dead. I believe it was like what, 20 hours? Yikes.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Mar-22 12:04 PM
No [coffer] today! Gonna [start brewing] tea though~! Thank you for asking!!
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 12:05 PM
He takes the cup Thanks. [Always good to hear from a friend] that you slept okay! He sips
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 12:46 PM
And how was your night? He returned to his cup, sipping the coffee slowly.
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 12:53 PM
He winced, remembering the big fight … I… MAY have gotten into a [heated altercation] with Saul…
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 12:53 PM
He looked a bit worried. With Saul? About what?
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 12:54 PM
He sighed into his cup … he’s [you’ll fall in love with these deals] with my friend…
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 12:55 PM
He looked a bit puzzled. And... What's wrong with that?
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 12:58 PM
He sipped his coffee Just don’t want her to get her [heartbreak hotel guitar tab sheet music], that’s all…
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Mar-22 12:59 PM
Hes sitting on the counter just listening
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 01:03 PM
She’s had [creepy crawlers oven recall notice] take advantage of her in the [blast from the past], I don’t want her to go [break on through to the other side] that again… he sips
13:06
… I was a [hyperlink blocked] about it with Saul, though…
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 01:20 PM
Well, maybe she won't? Saul is a nice guy. I'm sure he'll treat her well.
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 01:23 PM
He nodded, drinking his coffee. He felt like an asshole for pouncing on Saul like that I know, Saul is a [nice guys finish last]… I should talk to him [sooner or later] and apologize.
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 01:24 PM
Yeah, that is a great idea. Do others have any plans for today? Most of us are excited for some reason.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Mar-22 01:25 PM
Well you have [all day] to apologize!! He jumps down from the counter [beach episode specil]! You can [ buried in the sand] each other!
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 01:26 PM
Really? So cool! Could I join you guys, or is it like a private thingy?
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 01:29 PM
He looks up, surprised Beach trip??
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Mar-22 01:35 PM
[Everyones invited!] It’s [all the way up] in my world! [private beach reservation] though~ Just [meetup in an hour] by my room~
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 01:36 PM
Alright! It's in the attic, right?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Mar-22 01:36 PM
Yep! Speaking of... Through the vents, he’s yelling again HEY HEY SPAMTONS WERE LEAVING FOR [BEACH SPECIL] IN AN HOUR!!!
pogton 5
13:41
We need [mutha trucking] [intercom systems starting at 199.99]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 09-Mar-22 01:51 PM
Okay I’m [run fast like the winde> with speed ] upstairs to get ready [BYEEEE] There he goes
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Spamtoon BOT 09-Mar-22 02:09 PM
He drowns his coffee and jumps out if his seat [Holy Cungadero] a vacation, finally!! He beamed, feeling pretty excited at the idea of being on a beach instead of the middle of another stressful demon fight
14:15
He heads out of the kitchen to go upstairs and get ready
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Spamton J BOT 09-Mar-22 02:23 PM
J smiled, and stood up. Guess I better start looking for swim trunks... And as he felt the seat next to him, there magically appeared a pair: blue, with white clouds on it. Huh. Neat. Well, I'm going to my room then. Gotta get ready for this! He headed out the kitchen.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 03:36 PM
Here we are in the kitchen! ...Is anybody home?
15:38
He shrugs and makes some coffee
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 04:13 PM
He inhales deeply. AHHHHH
16:14
Starts pouring coffee
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:15 PM
He enters again, and pours himself some coffee with him To your health, pal. He holds up the cup with a big grin
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 04:16 PM
...ME? I M DOING FINE. I T S YOU WE GOTTA WORRY ABO>UT! HOW ARE YOUR BITE MARKS LOOKING?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:17 PM
Hey, I can be worried about my friend. Besides, it looks like you're the only one who's gotten out of this shit unscathed so far. Saffron lifts his shirt and checks the bite mark on his chest, and grimaces Still off coloured... painless, though.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 04:19 PM
He winces at the sight of the wound. AT LEAST YOU RE NOT HURTING.
16:19
PHYSICALLY, THAT IS.
16:19
I MEAN
16:19
[%^$&] NEVERMIND FORGET I SAID THAT
16:20
He sighs
16:21
He takes a long swig of coffee. I WISH I COULD TAKE YOU TO THE LIGHT> nER WORLD. HAHA. SHOW YOU MY FAVORITE CAFEs.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:23 PM
You mean it? Oh hell, that would be incredible! He grins ...I appreciate the sentiment, Grover. Thank you. And... i'll take you to my City one day. Explore it in earnest. There are a few places i'm not banned. He laughs a little and sips his coffee
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 04:25 PM
He smiles. I D LOVE TO! I HAVENT LEFT THIS [Haunted House] SINCE I GOT HERE!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:26 PM
Once we get this shit with Saffron taken care of, we can do whatever we want!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 04:28 PM
...Y>EAH. YOUR CYBER CITY DOESN T SEEM VERY [Safe and Sound] RIGHT NOW.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:31 PM
It... never really was. It's filled with all sorts of monstery things, the Addisons are just the tip of the iceberg. When you grow up there, you don't really notice. Honestly you'd be shocked... or maybe not, after everything happening around here. It's not all bad, though. It's the best place to find eclectic shit.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 04:34 PM
He gives an appraising nod. I DO LIKE [Shopping Spree]. AS LONG AS IM WITH YOU I THINK ID FEEL SAFE.
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16:37
He gets up and puts his empty coffee mug in the sink. He grabs a lemon from the fridge and sits back down. SO I... HAD ANOTHER DESIGN I WANTED TO SHOW SPENCE. BUT. NOW MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST TIME, I [Supposed]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:42 PM
He smiles happily Thanks, Grover. That means a lot... He sits down, and runs a hand down his own face tiredly I don't know where she is... you missed the fight at my old house. She... changed. I've never seen anything like it. I was terrified.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 04:45 PM
CHANGED? UH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
16:45
YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK ABO UT IT IF YOU DON T WANNA
16:45
SORRY
16:45
JUST CURIOUS
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:49 PM
.... She was wild. Unhinged. She nearly crushed Amaranth. And... then I passed out. I don't remember anything else.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Well... I remember Saffron kicking the shit out of Saul but Saul went and got some good hits in. I gotta thank him when he gets back.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:05 PM
GOD. ALL THESE HUMANS IN [Deadliest Catch] SITUATION>s. His eyes narrow and he frowns. GLAD EVERYONE IS ALIVE.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:06 PM
But I don't even know where she is! She could be anywhere! She could be... like that... He grabs his head, looking absolutely miserable I don't know what to do...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:08 PM
HU>H? LIKE WHAT? I MEAN
17:09
He leans over and rests his free hand on 'Esau's' shoulder.
17:09
SHE S STRONG. SHE S GOT SOUL MAGIC. I M SURE SHE IS HANDLING THINGS... WHEREV ER SHE IS...
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:10 PM
You didn't see it. You didn't see... He swallows thickly I just wanted to help... and I couldn't even do that.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:10 PM
...
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:12 PM
I could be stronger than everyone... and I still can't be what people need. I'm useless on my own.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:14 PM
I UM. I M MISSING A LOT OF CONTEXT HERE. BUT. YOU RE STRONG AND YOU R E NOT ALONE. WE ALL FIGHT TOGETHER, REMEM> bER?
17:14
WE DON T NEED YOU TO BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOU
17:15
YOU RE NOT USELESS AT ALL
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:16 PM
......... He smiled Thanks, Grover. You know, I don't know if I say it enough but... i'm proud you're my friend. I'm glad I met you.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Grover beams. AW, SHUCKS, SAME TO YOU PAL
17:17
He takes a bite of his fruit and munches happily
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:18 PM
He sees what he's doing and laughs You're eating a lemon? Just like that? Put it in a dessert first, or somethin'!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:20 PM
mfff- ITH A GOOD THNACK! I LIKE TANGY THINGTH! He swallows his food and laughs.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:22 PM
He laughs along with him Puts me in the mood for lemon meringue.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:31 PM
OOH, SOUNDS [Delicis]! I LIKE YOUR COOKING.
17:31
OR. I MEAN. DIDN T MEAN TO ASSUME YOU D BE MAKING IT. [If you can't make your own, store bought is fine!]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:32 PM
He downs his coffee in one gulp Well hell, you wanna make one with me?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:32 PM
[!]
17:34
He vibrates with excitement. YEA SOUNDS COOL
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:34 PM
I'll get the stuff outta the fridge, you get the tools! He smiles excitedly
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:37 PM
He finishes his lemon and gets a spoon out of a drawer and stands there. He does not know how to cook.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:39 PM
He gathers the stuff to make a dough and filling, and a bunch of eggs, cream of tartar... then he looks at Grover and smiles Well I can use a spoon... I mean a pie pan and a whisk and a mixing bowl.
17:40
It felt good to catalogue this guy. He was nice.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Doesnt know he's in danger lol Retrieves the afformentioned tools
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:51 PM
He looks in the obvious place for pots and- hell yes, there they were He takes the bowl from Grover and begins to instruct him how to make a pie crust
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:52 PM
Kneads dough. He begins to hum.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:54 PM
He hums with him. This is genuinely nice. He preheats the oven and after they roll out the crust and put it in the pan, he pokes it with a fork and slips it into the oven Can you separate eggs?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:55 PM
...SEPARATE THEM FROM THE SHELL? YE>A
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:56 PM
The whites from the yolk.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 05:56 PM
...OH!
17:57
I CAN TRY
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 05:57 PM
I'll do the first one, and you do the rest, how 'bout that? He grabs up an egg, and tosses it into the air to catch. He flips it over his knuckles almost theatrically
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Impressive! He tries to whistle but he doesn't have the right facial features for it anymore and it sounds like a weird hiss
18:02
He separates the rest of the eggs perfectly. He is good with his hands.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Good job! You're a natural! He begins to make the filling You wanna squeeze and zest some lemons? You can use the grater.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:05 PM
YUP! Squeezes and Zests lemons, munching on the leftover rinds and pith as he goes
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:07 PM
After the filling is done the oven dings and he pulls out the crust, popping the lil bubbles in the flakey crust Hmm... this is lookin' good... He moves on to the meringue, grabbing for the sugar and the egg whites
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Is happy
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:09 PM
He puts the filling in the warm crust and passes the bowl of fluffy meringue to Grover Pile it high, pal!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:13 PM
He smiles so wide as he accepts the bowl. He is having the time of his life. 'Esau' is so nice. He dolllops the merengue on.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:15 PM
The kicker is to just cook it until the tips get dark, not the whole meringue. He takes the spoon and makes little 'licks' of the meringue until its kinda pointy, then he sticks it back into the oven Shouldn't take more than... mm... He looks at his empty wrist, where a watch would sit My wrist says about 20 minutes.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:23 PM
He kicks back in a chair and thinks for a minute. MIND GIVING ME THE RECIPE? I THINK I GOT SOMEONE I WANNA MAKE THIS FOR. He smiles wistfully.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:24 PM
Sure, I can write it down... He smiles You got your sights on someone?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:26 PM
...YOU COULD SAY THAT. He coughs. THIS IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, ESAU. BUT.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:26 PM
I won't tell~
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:32 PM
WELL. UH. YKNOW THAT PUZZLE FELLOW? I KINDA WENT ON A DATE WITH HIM RIGHT BEFORE I GOT [Isekai] HERE.
18:33
NOT THE SAME ONE! AN ALTERNATE ONE FROM MY [In Another World With My Smartphone?!]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:36 PM
He had no idea who the puzzle fellow was, but he still smiled, and leaned against the counter, crossing his arms with a knowing smile So you ARE trying to impress someone! I love it. Hang on... He starts rummaging around for a notebook and a pen. When he finds one in a junk drawer he writes out the recipe, tears it off, and gives it to him ... You wanna impress this guy, right?
18:37
What if I could show you a real good trick?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:39 PM
He lights up. OH, I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET AFTER LAST TIME.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:40 PM
Smiling suavely he brings up a pop up and moves some windows around, slashing the price to zero. It vanishes, and a glass ball falls into his hand You ever heard of contact juggling?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:41 PM
???
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:42 PM
He flattens his hand with the ball in his palm, and then flips his hand over. The ball seems to effortlessly roll over onto the top of his hand, as if defying gravity He then proceeds to make the ball move in ways that it looks like it shouldn't be able to around his hands and fingers, like magic
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Is mesmerized
18:46
...I DO LIKE DOING THINGS WITH MY HANDS...
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:46 PM
He balances it on his fingers and waggles his eyebrows, then he takes it and places it in Grover's palm, then he 'buys' another one for himself Keep that one, just follow my lead... The oven dings Oh shit, wait a moment- He puts the ball down and pulls out the pie. It looks like a lovely lemon meringue pie
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Takes the ball.
18:48
OH THAT SMELLS DELICI O IS!!
18:49
Thinks Man. Esau is so cool.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:50 PM
We gotta let it cool a little bit before we cut it. Now... He sits and picks up the glass ball Just follow my lead... He does some beginner motions with the ball, rolling it up and down his hand and flipping it onto the back of his hand to practice balance
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:52 PM
A nose peeks through the doorway. Sniff sniff. He smells something.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:53 PM
He blinks, glancing to the doorway. Another Spamton. He smiled Hey, little guy.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:53 PM
OH! I DON T THINK WE VE MET!
18:54
Crouches down and offers his free hand to Playerton
18:54
HI IM GRO VER!
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:55 PM
HEY HEY HEY!!! THE NAME’S SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! NICE TO MEET YA!! He shakes the hand a bit too intensely.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:55 PM
Laughs and tries to match the intensity of the handshake
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Eventually the SOUL pulls him back slightly. ANYWAY!! I SMELLED SOMETHING DELICIS HERE!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 06:58 PM
He puts the orb down and turns to face Playerton, grinning It's a new Spamton every day in this place! He rises and goes to the pie. By the magic of jeremy bearimy time it is now cool enough to cut and he does so. He makes two plates with two forks and passes one to Grover and holds one out to Playerton
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Takes the pie eagerly. He stands there looking at it for a minute, smiling. Then he digs in.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:00 PM
OH I’VE BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE!! I’VE JUST BEEN [Hiding In Your Walls] AHAEAHEAHEAHE! He happily takes the pie.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:01 PM
How is it?
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:01 PM
IT’S VERY DELICIS!!!!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:02 PM
His eyes are closed in elation. Oh. OH ITS SO [The taste you can see!]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:05 PM
He crouches in front of Playerton and smiles. Within a few minutes he's catalogued him ...Nice lapel pin. He straightens up and gets himself a slice of pie, sitting across from Grover and eating. Mid-slice, he pauses and grins at him Thanks, buddy. I needed this. I... really did.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:07 PM
Grover beams. ANYTIME.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:07 PM
OH THIS? IT’S NOT A— He quickly shuts up. Don’t spamtons get a little weird when souls are mentioned around here? Yeah it’s probably best not to say anything.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:10 PM
He picks up the orb and juggles it a little more I used to think I was nothing, you know? Just some deadbeat with no sense of direction... but... then I found you guys and things don't seem so dark anymore, you know? Thank you for that. You're a good friend.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:12 PM
HEY! IF YOU MAKE ME MORE PIE, I’LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:13 PM
He laughs and places another slice down on the floor for Playerton He winks at Grover You too, Grover, obviously.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:14 PM
Pleased Playerton noises. Yes, he is the master of manipulation!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:16 PM
HAHA. THANKS, ESAU. He fiddles with the orb and nearly drops it many times, his other hand is at the ready to make sure it never tumbles to the floor.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:18 PM
You'll get it! He keeps munching on his pie Can't promise this'll win him over but it IS impressive.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:18 PM
IT SURE IS [One Weird Tip]!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:27 PM
You want a glass orb to play with, little guy?
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:28 PM
YES!!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:28 PM
He 'buys' another one and hands it off to Playerton Go nuts.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:30 PM
The little man is successfully distracted. He drops it a few times but that’s ok!
19:30
HAEHAEHAEHAE!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:31 PM
Luckily it is a very strong glass orb, so it's pretty unbreakable
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:31 PM
Happily watches playerton. Grover is kinda getting the hang of it.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:32 PM
So tell me about this paramour of yours~
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:32 PM
He drops the orb.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:32 PM
OOOO??
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:33 PM
EHAHEHA
19:33
He scrambles to pick it up.
19:33
WELL I MEAN
19:33
I KINDA LIED? WE DIDN T GO ON A DATE.
19:34
BUT I DID ASK HIM OUT
19:34
NO I DIDN T.
19:34
I UM
19:34
WE WERE
19:35
He clears his throat.
19:36
I MET HIM IN A PLAY. OUR CHARACTERS HAD A REAL [Saucy] SC ENE TOGETHER AND I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER DURING THE CAST PARTY. He sighs. BUT ID BE SURPRISED IF HE D EVER WANNA SEE ME AGAIN.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Are you kidding? You're a catch!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:39 PM
EHA. THANKS. IT S JUST, IM SURE HE THINKS I VE GHOSTED HIM, WHAT WITH ME BEING... HERE... FOR TWO (2) WEEKS. HE' S PROBABLY ALREADY [Want You Gone], ANYWAYS. IT WAS A TRAVELLING TROUPE VISITING MY TOWN.
19:40
He sighs. HE WAS THE FIRST EXCITING THING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN YEARS.. BUT HEY, I GOT THIS PLACE, NOW. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:41 PM
I think if someone really likes you, they won't care what things seem like. I wouldn't tell him you were here or anything, make up something dashing and exciting, tell him you got kidnapped.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM
AHA. ILL TRY. He smiles. THANKS. The whole time he was talking, distracted by his thoughts, he was maneuvering the orb quite perfectly without even noticing.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM
Holy shit, look at that... He smiles
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM
Looks down at his hand. OH NEAT
19:45
...I MISS HAVING FINGERNAILS
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:46 PM
He laughs Sorry, just... it's hard to conceptualize something i've never had.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:47 PM
He looks at Playerton and 'Esau's' hands. ...WHADDAYA GOT? CLAWS?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:48 PM
He looks down at his hands My brothers have claws... I don't have much of anything.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM
He shrugs. THAT S FINE. I MOSTLY JUST MISS PAINTING THE>M. YOU RE NOT MISSING OUT ON MUCH.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:52 PM
The urge to launch into an ad about new fluorescent gel polish is strong but he resists. He's a professional body snatcher, after all. That sounds nice. He smiles You know, even if you have to leave one day, I hope you'll come back. I'll miss ya when you're gone.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:56 PM
WELL, I GOTTA LEAVE. SOON. I D BE SURPRISED IF I HAVEN T BEEN [Fire] FROM MY JOB. BUT I LL DEFINITELY BE BACK. I LOVE IT HERE.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 07:57 PM
And we love you here. He smiles and holds out his hand You're like my family.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 07:59 PM
Grover takes the hand and starts to cry a bit. ... I AIN T HAD A FAMILY IN SO LON G...
19:59
...THINGS ARE REALLY LOOKING UP.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM
He yanks him into a hug
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Is soothed
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Pats him on the back with a big smile Nothing's going to happen to us. I'll protect you guys.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
YEAH!! AFTER ALL, [We’re All In This Together]!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM
Drags Playerton into the hug
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:09 PM
Pleased Playerton noises
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:10 PM
Squeezes them tightly
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:12 PM
Makes a squeaky toy noise.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:12 PM
HAHA WOW YOU GIVE REALLY GOOD HUGS! THAT S WHAT BEING STRONG IS FOR I SUPPOSE!
20:12
He shimmies out.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:13 PM
Be seeing you! Come back someday, pal. I'll be waiting.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:13 PM
YEA. I SHOULD HEAD OUT. GOT STUFF TO DO.
20:14
Smiles at Playerton. NICE MEETING YOU! I LIKE YOUR [Assorted sound effects.]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:14 PM
He waves, and glancing over behind him, he sees some leftover stuff and gets up to make another pie for the house
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:16 PM
He sticks around. If he’s lucky, he can get more pie!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:17 PM
He drags a chair up to the counter and gestures to it for Playerton Come on, little guy. Help me out.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:17 PM
YOU GOT IT!!! He hops up.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM
[¡Hasta luego amigos!] He heads out.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:19 PM
He zests some lemons and passes them to Playerton Get the juice out, pal. He grins Squeeze like ya mean it!
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:20 PM
IT’S TIME FOR A [[BIG SQUEEZE]]!!! He squishes the everloving LIFE out of those lemons.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:21 PM
He gets splattered with lemon juice and laughs Jesus christ, you've got some strong squeezers!
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:22 PM
A POWERFUL HANDSHAKE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO GO FORWARD IN LIFE!!! TAKE NOTES!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:24 PM
Makes sense! He continues working on the pie Wanna whisk the meringue, tough guy?
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:26 PM
SURE CAN!! WATCH ME GO! Spamton G. Spamton, now with intense whisking action!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:27 PM
He watches him whisk, and he's honestly a bit impressed as it forms stiff peaks Dang.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:27 PM
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE HUH
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:27 PM
It really is!
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:28 PM
YOU DON’T SURVIVE LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN WITHOUT GETTING SOME [Skills to Pay the Bills].
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM
Don't I know what that's like...
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
I MEAN I THINK MOST OF US DO?? [[That’s the Tragic Backstory, babey!!]]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Exactly. Looks like this was a common thread with Spamtons. He put that information away for later.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:33 PM
BUT HEY! YOU CAN’T BE A [BIG SHOT] WITHOUT A FEW [No! Stop! Help me please!]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Now that I get as well. He prepares the pie and slaps it into the oven
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:52 PM
YEAH? YOU GOT A [Tragic Backstory] AS WELL??
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:53 PM
He pauses Yeah.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:54 PM
IF U DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, THAT’S FINE.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I think i've done enough talking about it for one lifetime. He smiles broadly Little guy, I think i'm ready to live.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:56 PM
THAT’S A REAL [BIG SHOT] MOVE THERE!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 08:56 PM
He holds out a fist. Fist bump time
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Hell yeah!!! Fist bump!!!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 09:05 PM
The oven dings, and he pulls the pie out. It's even bigger and better than the last one This will be for the whole house.
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 09:08 PM
WOWZA!! NOW THAT’S A [Pi]!!!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Sure is, hell. He rubs the back of his neck, classic Esau gesture, before starting to clean up
21:11
As he cleans, he sniffs a little. He smells... perfume. Someone new was either in the house, or poked into the house ...Hmm.
21:12
He shrugs. He'll deal with it if they show up
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I THINK THEY WILL [5 stars] IT!! He is oblivious.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 09-Mar-22 10:08 PM
He pats Playerton on the head before leaving Later days, pal! He takes some pie for the road
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Playerton BOT 09-Mar-22 10:08 PM
SEE YA!!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:06 AM
One more slice. There's still a whole pie for the house
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Alright. He starts digging through the fridge, trying to find something to eat.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:16 AM
Joseph.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:18 AM
He flinches slightly. H-Heyyy Esau! How's it going?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:19 AM
He hands him a slice of pie Let's talk.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:22 AM
He nods, taking the pie. Yeah... I guess we do need to have that talk, huh.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:22 AM
You should know... I don't approve. Or... I didn't. At first.
03:24
Sit.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:28 AM
At first, huh... He sighs, sitting down with his pie in hand.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:30 AM
I went out looking for Saffron with Picotee and Marigold while you all were out. We didn't find him... but Marigold and I had a talk. About you. And it was... eye opening. I knew Marigold my whole life. He was always a little flighty and cruel, like the rest of them... but... even with all his money I always thought he has melancholy behind his eyes. But not when he talks about you.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:30 AM
he steps into the kitchen with a big smile Hey fellas!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Not when he talks about me, huh... He seems flustered at that. Looking up, he waves to Saul. Hey.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:31 AM
He grins broadly Saul! I made a lemon meringue pie! Help yourself! He gestures to the big pie
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:31 AM
Heya pal! Nother beautiful night we’re havin! he indicates to the window it is the same void as ever why is he even trying he should know better by now
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03:32
Don’t mind if I do! he cuts off a respectable slice for himself and puts it on a plate, sitting down next to Trashton
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:34 AM
He turns back to Trashton and his expressions softens Yeah, when he talks about you. And it was so weird, seeing him in that light... I just remember him always... manipulating me. Trying to do what he thought was best for me. I hated his guts... but when he talks about you, he's... he seems almost sweet.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:35 AM
Y-ya know…I’ve been followin your advice about…my uh, friend Miss Midnight…and it seems like things have been goin fantastic! he briefly glances over at Trashton, trying to be secretive as if everyone in the house doesn’t already know
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:38 AM
He bounces his eyebrows with a smile Oh yeah? How's things with her?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:39 AM
he takes a big bite of pie and blushes W-well…she sent me another letter today…a real nice one.
03:39
…this is real good pie by the way.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:40 AM
Me and Grover made it!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:40 AM
...No one's really thought of me that way before, much less someone like Marigold... I'm shocked, but... I'm happy that he likes me too. He lowers the part of his poncho that covers the lower half of his face, revealing a different type of cut than his fellow puppets. It goes to the sides of his mouth, revealing a type of glasgow grin as he goes to eat some of the pie.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:42 AM
…he notices the scars but doesn’t comment on it. Enough of the friends he had back home had scars like that. He knew better than to ask…
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:43 AM
He doesn't react. It would be impolite... plus now he can get a full catalogue He's something... that is one way to put it. What I'm getting at is... somehow... you've changed him. It's like you're a missing piece. I'll admit it's frustrating... to have to deal with him being so happy, after the way he treated me... but I'm trying to let go of my past... at least a bit.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:45 AM
A missing piece, huh? I guess that's an interesting way to put it. I was just... being kind, you know? I think a lot of people have forgotten to do something as simple as that sometimes...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:46 AM
he finished his pie and sees them still talking…he tries to be super secretive and steal another glance at his photo…but ends up being super obvious when he struggles to tear his eyes away. He sighs happily.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:47 AM
I think in a world of superficial suitors, you're what he needs. So... I'm okay with you dating him. Just... treat him right. I think he's more fragile than he let's on... He glances at Saul and smiles Whatcha lookin aaaaat?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:48 AM
Of course! I wouldn't do anything to hurt him, I hope that wasn't why you were freaking out...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:49 AM
he blushes and hides the photo behind his back Uh…w-well…uh… he sighs in defeat, a goofy smile playing across his face It’s…jus a lil photo…ehaha…
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:49 AM
Ppfft, I was freaking out cause he tried to kill us!
03:50
To Saul Oho, is it your paramour?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:51 AM
his brows knit together, confused, but still grinning N-no? It’s…Miss Midnight.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Paramour means lover, Saul.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:51 AM
…oh
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then
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yeah it’s my pair armor he smiles
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:53 AM
He laughs Close enough! Hey I'm glad it worked out. Maybe injuries do have their perks!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:54 AM
Oooh, that's kinda cute.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:55 AM
He puts on a slow. Somber expression I just realized... I don't even have a photo of Spence.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:55 AM
Maybe just…a little bit. he sighs Isn’t she stellar? he shyly shows the picture, hiding his face behind it
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:56 AM
He leans forward, his face turning back into a small smile as he catalogues her Very luxurious. She's a real catch, lucky you.
03:57
He sighs and leans back .....Spence is missing. She's just gone.
03:58
I think I got dumped.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Ain’t she? he chuckles, very carefully putting her back in his pocket and leaning his chin on his hand I’m the luckiest fella in the multiverse to meet a one of a kind gal like her…I’m sure there’s nobody else out there quite like her… he swings his feet a little like a ten year old
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 03:59 AM
I'm happy for you...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:01 AM
he pauses, hearing how “Esau”’s voice trailed off, his smile turning into something more serious I…I’m sorry…with everything with Spence ya must be…
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:02 AM
It's for the best. She was beautiful and I'm... He chuckles Well, she deserved better. It was only a matter of time before she figured it out.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:04 AM
…Buddy…that ain’t true at all…he reaches out and gently puts a hand on his shoulder You’re a fantastic guy with a heart of gold. And she loves ya. Not that silly, shallow kinda love. The kind they write books about. he looks pointedly at him the kind they write songs about. The kind you write songs about!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:05 AM
He grins at him, his expression nervous You... you think that?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:10 AM
he smiles I know so! Nothin can keep ya apart for long. Not her transformation or your strings, not even those shitty brothers of yours. Together we can beat ‘em too! I can’t wait to knock the smug look clean off of that Orange flavored Tang jerk! Ehaha he gives his shoulder a little squeeze
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:11 AM
He laughs boisterously It's gonna be a fucking riot!
04:12
He brings up a window and draws up some stuff before making a 'purchase', and suddenly a bottle of rum hits the table Celebration? To us?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:14 AM
A celebration, huh? Sounds nice...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:15 AM
he laughs with him Heck yeah! he sets out three glasses and pours a generous amount in each. He holds up a glass to his friends with a smile.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:18 AM
He touches his glass to Saul's and Trashton's You know guys... I never had a lot of friends until I got here. It feels... like a home. You guys and Grover you're like, my family... a real family... He sips
04:19
The others are too, but like... you're like brothers. Real ones.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:19 AM
he smiles warmly Aw, thanks buddy…you…you’ve all become like family to me too. he gets a little teary eyed but quickly takes a gulp of his drink to cover it up
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:21 AM
You guys are WAY better than the family I had before. I almost feel... cared about? Does that sound right?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:23 AM
He clasps a hand onto Saul's shoulder with a smile You're a good man, Saul. I'm proud that I met you. He turns to Trashton And I'm happy you're in love with Marigold.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:24 AM
he gently pats Trashton on the shoulder I think ya hit the nail on the head, Joey. ‘Cept it’s not almost cared about…we do care bout ya.
04:25
he laughs and blushes at Esau I could say the same about you, buddy, in fact I will! You’re a top notch fella, Esau. I only hope to be as talented and passionate as you are one day.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:28 AM
That means... so much Saul. Inside, Saffron can't help but laugh, but on the outside he holds his glass up again meaningfully To the house... and everyone in it~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:28 AM
he holds up his glass To the house!
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he clinks his glass against theirs then takes a hearty swig of his drink and sighs
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:33 AM
To the house! There's a genuine grin on his face to go with the one that was forced onto him.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:33 AM
he looks…conflicted for a moment. But shakily pulls Esau in for a hug…he doesn’t normally feel ok about giving hugs when he’s happy but…he’s starting to learn that maybe it is alright.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:35 AM
He takes a big swig, but knows to pace himself. Can't be getting drunk. Suddenly he is being hugged, and he swings an arm around him with a squeeze You're one of my best, Saul. Best friend.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:35 AM
It's good to see that you're in a better mood though. You were... looking pretty rough before.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:36 AM
I've had a lot of time to think...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:37 AM
he smiles Same, but, to you. he lets go of him and continues drinking…his glass is already empty…old alcoholic tendencies die hard…
04:38
‘s good to see ya happy! I know it’s been a lot with Spence but…I’m glad you’re able to still smile.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:38 AM
He fills his glass again I... I hope she comes back... if she's going to end it, I want to say goodbye...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:39 AM
...She'll come back... I mean, she has to right?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:40 AM
She loves ya…she just gotta…he takes another big sip
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:40 AM
I wish I could tell... I feel like I don't know anything anymore.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:42 AM
he downs the rest of his glass. He’s getting progressively louder I KNOW she does, buddy. Buddy boy.
04:43
Bubby. Bub.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:44 AM
He laughs, and slides him another slice of pie Eat, put something else in your stomach... and... if you say it... it must be right.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Mmmmpie is good. I like it. I like it a lot.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Did you make this? It's great!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:45 AM
he eats the whole slice in seconds and laughs Do I look like the baker man???
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:46 AM
Grover helped! He gives a big, toothy grin
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:46 AM
Well you did amazing at it... I haven't had sweets like this in forever...
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Thanks! You pick things up.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:48 AM
he pours himself another glass and takes another swig Y’know wha else is nice? Lizards. I always wanted one asssuh pet. Woulda called him Godzilla.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:52 AM
Huh, I mean... I hung out with some Maice while in the trash, does that count as a pet?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:54 AM
he crinkles his nose Meese? I’m notta big fan of those. They used ta run up my pant leg an bite me. And rats? Don’t believe the movies they aren’t actually that good at cookin.
04:54
he gulps down the rest of his drink then stands up in a wobbly way I think…I’m gunna hit the hay fellas…night! he stumbles towards the door
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 04:57 AM
Alright! Take it easy, OK?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 04:58 AM
Can't hold his liquor huh? He smiles
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:00 AM
Doesn't look like it at all. Then again, neither can I... hence why I'm trying to take it easy.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:04 AM
Smart!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:05 AM
How about you? You still holding up well?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:09 AM
Better than I thought I'd be.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:11 AM
Yeah, you really took a 180. I mean, you seemed pretty broken up when I last saw you. ...You know, if you're keeping anything from me to try and make me feel comfortable, you don't have to.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:18 AM
.... I miss Spence... I still... how could she? She's gone... and I'm still here.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:21 AM
...I don't know why she left, honestly. Maybe... she felt bad about what she did?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:24 AM
... Maybe it WAS me...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:24 AM
...Well, all you can really do is apologize when she comes back. There's nothing you can do right now.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:31 AM
Yeah... ...what if she doesn't. I still love her...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:34 AM
...I'm not sure. At that point, it'll hurt... but you'll have to respect her choice.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:36 AM
..... You're right.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:37 AM
If things get to be too much, you can always talk to me. OK?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:42 AM
Of course. Thank you. He smiled
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:42 AM
Anyway, that's enough gloomy talk. We're not here to be depressing!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:43 AM
His smile grew wider Good call, Joe.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:46 AM
He takes another sip from his drink, and sure enough he's getting a little red in the face as mentioned.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:47 AM
So you really like Marigold, huh?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:48 AM
Mhmm! He's really nice, and... cute and stuff... you know what I mean?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:49 AM
He chuckles I do know what it means to love someone nice and cute...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:51 AM
Yeah... and... I just felt like someone actually cared for me. Like... more than usual.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:53 AM
Have you ever been in love?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:57 AM
Before this? Not really, no…
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 05:58 AM
He smiles So this is a whole new thing for you! I'm glad. It's amazing, isn't it?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 05:59 AM
It really is! I haven’t felt this happy in a long time…
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 06:01 AM
So when do I start calling you brother-in-law?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 06:03 AM
He spits his drink at this, his face going even redder W-WHAT?!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 06:05 AM
He pauses, and looks down at his drink, before dropping his face in a laugh Holy shit, did I get that wrong...
06:06
He's still laughing I gotta- I gotta stop drinking...
06:08
Just- Just- when you marry Marigold I want to be best man, promise me, Joe!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 06:09 AM
Huh?? Oh yeah!! Of course! If that's all you want from me, then that's no problem at all! Haha~
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 06:14 AM
He's still chortling a little Man... you're a good listener Joe. Even when I fuck up~
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 06:35 AM
He stands up, and smiles I better go to bed before I make a bigger ass of myself tonight... thanks again, Joe.
06:36
Later days, Joe. He smiles, pats him on the back, and leaves
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 06:58 AM
He sighs and smiles before getting up and heading back to his room.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 02:26 PM
Here we are in the kitchen! He makes a pot of coffee
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 02:28 PM
And here he is! He sees Esau has made some coffee already and pours himself some. MORNING!
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 02:28 PM
Sippin coffee Morning! Want some coffee? Slice of pie?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 02:29 PM
YOU MADE [3.14]? ?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 02:29 PM
He smiles and pulls it from the fridge, cutting it and sliding him a slice and a cup of coffee
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 02:30 PM
MUCH [Obligated] IS THERE MORE?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 02:31 PM
About half a pie, but it's a big pie.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 02:31 PM
CUT ME ANOTHER [Sliver]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 02:31 PM
He does so
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 02:32 PM
THANK YOU BYE He heads out with the two plates and his mug of coffee
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 02:32 PM
He raises an eyebrow. He catalogued him... but he feels a little dirty having done so
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 06:41 PM
He is in here. He sees the pie, but there’s not much left, so he leaves it so other people can enjoy. He starts fixing up a bowl of cereal.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:13 PM
🥧
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:14 PM
Howdy, pal!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:14 PM
With his mouth full. There are crumbs of pie crust and filling everywhere. It's disgusting. HI? ?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:15 PM
Waves at ‘esau’ and skunkton while rummaging through fridge
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:15 PM
Swalllows HAVE YOU BEEN [Holed up] THIS WHOLE TIME? ?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:16 PM
How'd you miss me? I was practically falling asleep! He laughs
19:17
I couldn't stay in the den while those guys were getting up to their shenanigans.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:18 PM
RIGHT
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:19 PM
says MMHMMFF in agreement. He is half asleep. He stumbles to the coffee pot.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:19 PM
PAL
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:19 PM
Ya should at least let me make that fresh!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:19 PM
MFHFFFFMM??
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:20 PM
The coffee, pal. He grins
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:20 PM
He turns around. There is toast in his mouth. MMHMM!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:20 PM
She’s in the kitchen now.
19:20
ESSIE HES HERE.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:20 PM
He looks to the door, his eyes widen Spence... you...
19:21
You came back!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:21 PM
Saffron. He’s here.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:21 PM
What?!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:21 PM
Looks at her excited MMFFFFPH 😄
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:21 PM
:?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:21 PM
???
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:21 PM
This is the first time she’s seen Esau in an hour. No. In two days.
19:22
She’s starting to hyperventilate.
19:22
Another one of Esau’s brothers. He’s here.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:22 PM
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:22 PM
Are you sure? Here? How'd he get here, my portals been sealed!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:23 PM
he’s standing in the doorway…not sure what to believe as he looks at his friend…or the thing wearing his friends face
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:23 PM
He goes to her and places his hands on her shoulders. He looks dire Sweetheart, you've got to be absolutely sure.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:24 PM
Spence…don’t get to close to him.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:24 PM
I-I swear. One of the Spams. They shapeshifted. He…
19:24
That’s Saffron’s deal. He’s here. And I can’t do anything about it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:24 PM
🤨
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:25 PM
She’s hyperventilating. She can’t do anything like this. She’s scared.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:25 PM
It's okay... we'll figure it out... He embraces her gently Easy... i'm here.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:26 PM
The hug feels different.
19:26
It must be her fear talking.
19:26
She let’s herself be hugged.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:27 PM
finishes his toast quickly and then looks at Saul quizzically.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:27 PM
He strokes her back gently I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I missed you so much. I thought you hated me...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:28 PM
He stands up and walks closer to Esau, squinting his eyes at him, arms crossed. There's something missing here.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:28 PM
…Are you sure, Angel?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:30 PM
Darling, I know so.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:30 PM
…
19:31
…You haven’t called me darling in forever.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:31 PM
he carefully walks inside Essie. Slowly step away from him.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:31 PM
WELL FAR FROM [Myself] TO INTERRUPT A [Gross] COUPLE BUT THIS LOOKS [Strange] ARE YOU OKAY, ESAU?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:32 PM
He blinks, and pulls away slightly What, I can't break out the old pet names now and again? I thought you liked it. He glanced back at Skunkton Why wouldn't I be? She's back! It's all I wanted! I needed her to be okay!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:33 PM
YOU'RE VERY [Lobotomized] ABOUT IT
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:33 PM
She breaks off completely. Her fear shifts into something else.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:33 PM
Excuse me?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:34 PM
Starlight was the first name you ever called me.
19:34
It’s the only thing you ever called me.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:34 PM
FOR SOMEONE WHO HASN'T SEEN [[Darling, precious-]] IN DAYS YOU SEEM VERY [Milktoast]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:35 PM
He glowers at Skunkton What the hell are you implying?!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:35 PM
is confused. You’d think he’d catch on by now.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:36 PM
WHAT I'M [Implication] IS THAT THERE'S SOMETHING [Fishy] HERE AND IT'S NOT ME I HAD A [Bath and bodyworks] THIS MORNING
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:36 PM
he quickly steps over and grips “Esau” by the collar of his blazer. He has a smile on his face. But not the friendly kind. Hey, buddy. Why don’t ya tell me again about that brother of yours. The one with the nasty spray tan?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Saul let go of me, this is ridiculous!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:37 PM
WHA- SAUL
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:37 PM
She’s frozen stiff. She’s boiling.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:37 PM
You're one of my best friends, and you can't tell the difference between me and a clone?!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:38 PM
Ya know, I think J would like to hear about him again, too. Dontcha think we outta pay him a visit? No harm done right? Buddy?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:38 PM
Fine, sure. This is getting inane.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:39 PM
WELL NOW I KNOW FOR A [Factual] THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
19:39
WHY WOULD YOU [Arguments] IF YOU WERE REAL THAT IS PRETTY [Sus]
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:40 PM
I'm being accused of being my own brother?! The one who's trying to kill me? I'm pretty pissed about that!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:40 PM
something clicks. WAIT WHAT
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:40 PM
She decks ‘Esau’.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:40 PM
he yelps and jumps backwards
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:41 PM
ARE YOU? ? 'PAL'? ?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:41 PM
He falls over, slamming into the table
19:41
WHAT THE FU-
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:42 PM
She stares at him. It’s cold.
19:42
Esau.
19:42
Doesn’t.
19:42
Swear.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:45 PM
He lies there for a moment. He cannot believe he missed out on these crucial details... but he didn't know Esau very well after the fall... how could he know about the ad set tic? He slowly looks up at her, and his expression is rather... cold. It looks unsettling with Esau's face
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:45 PM
The fear’s setting in her chest again. She can’t do anything about him.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:45 PM
he winces, his hands shaking. No. He doesn’t want to believe it. Yet…here it is…he feels a seething, poisonous kind of anger he hasn’t felt in years. He slowly pulls out his brass knuckles from his pockets and slides them on his hands. He slowly closes them into fists. He speaks quietly What was your name again? That way we know that ta put on your tombstone…
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:46 PM
She can try.
19:46
That’s him.
19:46
That’s Saffron.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:46 PM
He stands up, the gig is up. He might as well own it. He smiles Come on now... after all the fun we had last night, Saul, you're going to turn on me too?
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19:47
The laughing, the joviality... the pie?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:47 PM
She’s been gone for two days. She could’ve stopped this.
19:47
She lunges.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:48 PM
he laughs. And for once. It is cold. Somehow I feel like we’ll have more fun together once I knock yer teeth out.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:48 PM
he feels like fainting from the adrenaline, but he rights himself and takes a deep breath. He summons a shield.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:48 PM
He side steps her, and she misses I listened to you... I cared for you. I gave you everything that Esau can't because he's too busy moping about his past.
19:49
That man hasn't known peace his entire life, and what did I give you lot? I gave you peace. I gave you a man who isn't broken on the inside!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:49 PM
You RUINED HIS LIFE.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:50 PM
He ruined his own life! If he had just listened to us before things went bad, he could have HAD a life! He was too stubborn! Too hard headed! Then he fell in with that man on the phone and turned into a lout, snorting coke and fucking around!
19:51
Then... if you please... he went and fell from grace, and then he KILLED one of his own!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:51 PM
SO DID I.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:51 PM
But you... you learned from your mistakes... all he's done is gotten worse.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:52 PM
She connects.
19:52
IM ONLY GOOD. BECAUSE OF HIM.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:53 PM
He goes reeling back into the counter and slams into it. He's knocked for a bit of a loop Liar... It's because you're strong. You've got a human Soul... and him... he's got NOTHING!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:54 PM
HE’S GOT US.
19:54
Us.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:55 PM
The thing is, pal, broken things can always be put back together. Can always become somethin even better than how they started, if given nuff time and help. But you…I think you’re not broken. No. That’s the wrong word…broken is for when something had good qualities from day one. he snarls
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:55 PM
And yet, you all had such a good time with me... He smirks at Saul
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
O-ONLY CAUSE YOU WERE COPYING HIM! YOU FAKE!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
It’s simple.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
he growls and lunges at him, but misses. His fist smashes through the cupboard next to his head
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
You can be a good person if you want to.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Grover, i'm shocked. You were so nice yesterday.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
You’re just too chicken shit to wanna be good.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 07:56 PM
While they were arguing and fighting, he stepped aside. Watching. He slid a hand on his back pocket. And, while Saffron was recovering from the punch, grabbed him from behind, locking an arm around his side. Holding a pocket knife against his other side, poking softly against his skin, he leaned closer and whispered. How about you stop talking now, buddy?
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:58 PM
He laughs Be good? And lump myself in with failures? I don't think so! I strive for perfection! And I gave you perfection! I gave you a perfect Esau, and you're throwing it away for some accident! Just a ruined bundle of strings and spaghetti code who couldn't make a sale to save his life...
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 07:59 PM
You’re not perfect
19:59
You’re a monster.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 07:59 PM
Oh Spence... I could have been your sweetest dream.
19:59
He grins horribly at her
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:00 PM
You’re not my dream.
20:00
Where. Is he.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 08:00 PM
HEY! He leans the knife closer I SAID [Shut up]! !
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 08:02 PM
I'm sure he's escaped by now... he could be anywhere... lost among hundreds... *all of them me*...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:04 PM
he rips his hand out of the splintered remains of the cupboard We gotta find him…not waste our time on this…this…
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:04 PM
This scum.
20:05
He runs to Esau’s room.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:07 PM
he slowly walks over to Saffron, takes him by the collar and hooks him in the face. Here. An appetizer for ya. he nods down at Skunton Stay on yer guard, Stripes. Slimey guys like him are always slippery…
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 08:08 PM
He's punched, and hits the ground in front of Grover, he groans Piece of shit... It's so offputting to hear him say that to Saul with Esau's face
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 08:08 PM
He stands back when Saul grabs him. He's got it covered. The knife is still out.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:10 PM
he doesn’t even look at him. He can’t. He sprints away
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:10 PM
I-I- I- I…
20:10
kicks him
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 08:11 PM
He laughs How's that contact juggling coming, Grover?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:12 PM
[%#€£] GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!! kicks him a few more times. He is panting. He is crying.
20:13
SKUNKTON WHAT DO WE DO WITH HIM
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 08:14 PM
Do what you want with me... sounds like i've already done my job.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 08:16 PM
WHAT ARE YOU [Peeping] AT ME FOR DO I LOOK LIKE- He looks down at Saffron, thinking about it
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 08:18 PM
What's more important... keeping me under wraps... or figuring out what caused that scream?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 10-Mar-22 08:18 PM
his face drops
20:18
He staggers back, not taking his eyes off of saffron… Until he reaches the kitchen door and darts.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 08:18 PM
I HEAR [Yelling] ALL THE TIME BUDDY THAT'S PROBABLY [The wind]
20:21
BUT NOW. [[And then there were-]][Two]. YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF ME THIS EASY
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 10-Mar-22 08:36 PM
..... He brings up his legs, which are still thick and stocky like Esau's, and looks like he's going to kick him, before slamming it on the table and leaping over it, beelining it for the door and bursting out of it
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 08:38 PM
OH NO YOU'RE [Nope.avi] He runs after him
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:00 PM
He starts brewing more coffee. This place is exhausting ngl i'd rather be at the beach
23:02
Coffee ready... He grabs the whiskey from the pantry. Tonight is an irish coffee night.
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BITCH JR BOT 10-Mar-22 11:05 PM
It pops up from behind Skunkton. WHAT A WEEK HUH???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:05 PM
AGH
23:06
. . .Yeah
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BITCH JR BOT 10-Mar-22 11:07 PM
HAND ME SOME OF THAT SHIT!!! It makes grabby hands for the alcohol.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:07 PM
he tumbles out of the pantry
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BITCH JR BOT 10-Mar-22 11:07 PM
A
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:07 PM
[Good lord and savior] CAN THINGS STOP HAPPENING FOR ONE [Firetrucking] MINUTE
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BITCH JR BOT 10-Mar-22 11:07 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?????
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:08 PM
he whines pathetically
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BITCH JR BOT 10-Mar-22 11:08 PM
SHOO 🧹
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:09 PM
WHAT IS IT WHAT DO YOU [[Want. It. Need. It. Don't. You. See?]]? ?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:10 PM
to noteth be on thine floor, for one
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:10 PM
He extends a hand for him to grab
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:11 PM
sniffles and takes his hand
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:12 PM
Hoists him up one armed, and then sips his coffee
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:13 PM
he groans, dusting himself off and sitting down at the table I would loveth if just once, i could happen upon this dimension in a normaleth waye
23:13
and not though thine bathroom or kitchen cupboards
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:14 PM
YEAH THAT HAPPENS COFFEE? IT'S [Souped up]
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:14 PM
... i willeth gladly except
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:16 PM
He pours out a mug for Rouxls, looks back at him for a moment before pouring the whiskey, and then pours half a shot instead of the two he gave himself. He puts in the sugar and cream and then hands it to Roulxs.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:16 PM
thanketh thou, i appreciate iteth
23:16
he drinks deeply, not even flinching at the alcoholic burn. one of those days.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:17 PM
He sits across Rouxls, nursing his drink silently. Vibing.
23:18
HOW'S THE BOY?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Oh he is as energetic and bouncy as everth, of course
23:20
he eateth his wormes and then tryeth to maketh me eat his "tree salsa"
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:20 PM
GOOD, GOOD
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:21 PM
and whateth about thou? howeth have you beene?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Y'KNOW COULDA [Get better] BUT IT COULD ALSO [Worsties] SO YEAH I'D SAY [50-50]
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:24 PM
welleth, at least thou are still kickingeth around, no?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:25 PM
YEAH! AT LEAST.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 10-Mar-22 11:32 PM
he smiles at Skunkton and drinks more of his coffee
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Mar-22 11:33 PM
The corners of his mouth shift up, and he squints. It's the closest he can get to a polite smile.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:35 AM
he's finished his drink but he doesnt really feel like getting up and exploring the rest of the house just yet. This is nice.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:36 AM
Silent company can be nice, even for someone who's always in search of excitement like him. Replenishes batteries. He finishes his coffee, takes both mugs to the sink and then sits back down.
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:39 AM
he leans back and closes his eyes, humming a bit iteth feels much more... quieteth here than it usually do wheneth i am around. it iseth nice.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:40 AM
IT'S THE CALM [Afterwards] THE STORM MY FRIEND
00:41
PLUS I THINK THE KITCHEN IS [Vacuum-sealed] CAN'T HEAR [Chiseled] THAT HAPPENS OUTSIDR
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:41 AM
after the storme ? dideth something big happeneth?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:44 AM
A GUY WENT [Puella Magi Madoka Magica] OUTSIDE HE ALMOST ATE ME I THINK HE WAS [Dying of a broken heart] OR SOMETHING AND A LITTLE ANGEL TOOK A [Guillotine] FOR A LITTLE [Beach] THAT WAS VERY TRAGIC
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:44 AM
that doth sounds very tragic!
00:44
and thou are taking almoste being eaten aliveth very well, i must sayeth.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:46 AM
IT'S A [Thursday]! !
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:48 AM
... iseth this a normal thursday for thou?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:53 AM
WHEN YOU'RE USED TO [Hunting down] IN TRASH WITH [Viruses], [Meow meow] AND WHOEVER ELSE'S AS [[Luck be a la-]] AS YOU ARE BEING [Nom nom] WITHOUT [Gnash bite maim] FIRST ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A BLESSING BUT I GUESS IT ISN'T! THINGS JUST [Happenstance] HERE AND THEY [[Don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they d-]] IF YOU DON'T [Accept the terms of service] YOU'LL JUST GET [[Everyone in here is mad, Alice]]
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:54 AM
I guesseth that is faire.... but I hopeth you have some [easy breezy beautiful] dayes here going forward
00:54
... whateth just came out of mine mouth
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:55 AM
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD [Hyperlink Broken] TOO
00:55
YOU DON'T LOOK [Long-nosed]
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:55 AM
I do not normally speaketh like that!! it waseth horrible !
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:57 AM
A MERE [Crack in the Matrix]
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:58 AM
I hopeth it doth not happen again! I do quite liketh how I speaketh currently.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:59 AM
IT'S [Incomprehensible]! GUESS WE HAVE THAT IN [Creative Commons license] HEAHEHAHEHA
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 01:06 AM
he's a bit offended, but also laughs. he's not THAT much of a stick in the mud.
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 11-Mar-22 09:51 AM
This bitch cooking.
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Married to Spamton 11-Mar-22 09:51 AM
*is lol
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 11:41 AM
He's been stuck frozen in time and space with Rouxls for a moment but now they're free
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 11:43 AM
Is in the kitchen. She's making toast.
11:43
Hey, Dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 11:44 AM
HI
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 11:45 AM
Essie's safe.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 11:47 AM
GOOD
11:47
MAKE SOME [Toastie] FOR ME
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 11:48 AM
The toast is already in the toaster. She gets two more pieces of bread for Skunkton.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 11:50 AM
SLEEP WELL?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 11:50 AM
As well as someone sleeping on the couch can.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 11:51 AM
LIKE A [Dream] THEN! HEAHEAEHEA
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 11:51 AM
Yeah. Like a dream.
11:52
She sits at the table and sighs.
11:52
...I really am sorry for not listening to you that night.
11:53
Or even just. Telling you what was going on at all.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 11:53 AM
IT'S FINE
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 11:58 AM
...You sure? You seemed really heated back there.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 11:59 AM
[What're] UNDER [Bridget] EVERYONE MAKES [Error], ETC
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 12:01 PM
She chuckles.
12:01
Thanks.
12:02
The toaster dings. The toast inside is golden brown.
12:02
How toasted would you like your toast?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:04 PM
[[How much toast could a toast toast if a toast could toast toast]]
12:04
SURPRISE ME!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 12:05 PM
She cranks the toaster dial with her eyes closed, before popping Skunkton's toast inside.
12:06
With that done, she finds some jelly to put on hers.
12:07
It's weird, y'know? Seeing everything be okay right now.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:09 PM
I SAID THINGS WOULD [Sort it in boxes] THEMSELVES OUT
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 12:10 PM
Yeah, but I didn't believe you. No offense.
12:10
But it just seems like everyone's...okay.
12:10
It's nice.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 12:12 PM
RIGHT?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 12:13 PM
he is passed out, face in his empty mug
💤 6
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:46 PM
He enters the kitchen, ruffling his hair a little. He sees Skunkton and immediately brightens Dad! He rushes up and hugs him
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 03:48 PM
OH THERE WE GO He is pulled into the hug without struggle HI [[How are ya]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:49 PM
A lot better... I didn't hurt you when I was a monster did I?
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ROUXLS KAARD, 1ST DUKE OF PUZZLES BOT 11-Mar-22 03:49 PM
still asleep facedown in his mug
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 03:49 PM
NO BUT YOU ALMOST [Belly of the whale] ME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:50 PM
His face dropped Oh... i'm... i'm sorry...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 03:50 PM
IT'S A [Thursday], IT'S FINE
15:50
LIKE I'VE NEVER [Nibbled] ON SOMEONE WHEN I WAS [Starving to death]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:53 PM
He chuckles a little It's still a bit embarrassing... thanks for being so chill about it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 03:53 PM
[[No problemo]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:54 PM
His thoughts are derailed when he sees Esther, and he smiles, heading up to her and grabbing her in a hug, lifting her and giving her one full turn around before putting her down and nuzzling her hair Morning starlight!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:55 PM
Morning, Angel.
15:55
Sleep well?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:55 PM
Like a rock!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:56 PM
She chuckles for a moment, before becoming noticeably quiet.
15:56
Hey, can we talk? About yesterday?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:56 PM
... Yes. We should. We really need to. He pulls away and holds her hand
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:58 PM
...Should we go somewhere quieter? Feel like this is too important of a conversation to have in the middle of everything.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:59 PM
Anywhere but outside. I don't really look looking at my monster corpse... until later. I wanna pry out the teeth.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:59 PM
You wanna what.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:59 PM
Me and Saul are gonna make lances. We're gonna joust.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:59 PM
Holy shit that sounds cool as hell!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 03:59 PM
Right??
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 04:00 PM
Get me in on that if I can.
16:00
But anyways.
16:00
...Your room?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Mar-22 04:01 PM
Sure. See ya later, dad. He heads out with her
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Spamtoon BOT 11-Mar-22 04:45 PM
shows up, walking to the coffee maker to get a fresh brew going
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Spamtoon BOT 11-Mar-22 05:05 PM
he pours a cup, then a few more for the others. He sets them on a tray to take out to the living room
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Mar-22 05:11 PM
He's here. He digs through the box of over-the-counter medicine they have, finds the painkillers, and palms the sheet, and then goes for a cup of water
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 05:11 PM
[👁️👁️]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Mar-22 05:11 PM
👁️👁️
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 05:11 PM
[👁️👁️]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Mar-22 05:11 PM
👁️👁️
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Mar-22 05:11 PM
spamstanding
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-Mar-22 05:11 PM
🏃‍♂️
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 11-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Frozen takes a look around. There's nothing. Guess the Nanaimo in the fridge will do.
18:34
He arranges them neatly on the tray before heading back out to the common room. But before he does, he freezes, and then violently vibrates. Back out he goes.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:19 AM
He's here. He's making eggs again, brewing the coffee on little breaks. Been a hot minute since he cooked breakfast. He was starting to miss it.
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:54 AM
Frozen takes a long time, hoping that by the time he made tea, maybe the old man out there would be finished with his meal and. Idk go to a water aerobics class or something. Get out of here.
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Spamtoon BOT 12-Mar-22 11:57 AM
now in the kitchen, fixing himself a plate and grabbing a mug to fill with coffee
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 12:04 PM
MAKING TEA IF YOU WANT ANY :^]
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Spamtoon BOT 12-Mar-22 12:16 PM
he holds up his coffee I’m [feeling good TikTok meme], thanks!
12:16
he heads back to the living room to eat
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 12:38 PM
He silently follows back to the other room.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 12-Mar-22 10:09 PM
He's now sitting here, brewing a cup of coffee
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 12-Mar-22 10:09 PM
he clips through the kitchen ceiling
22:10
TIME TO GET [wa'er]
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 12-Mar-22 10:10 PM
OH HI SEB! SLEPT WELL?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 12-Mar-22 10:10 PM
YES!!! AND I [will do it again!]
22:10
I AM JUST GETTING [beverage] FOR SERA
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 12-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Alright! Suit yourself! I know people your age need a few more hours than me!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 12-Mar-22 10:11 PM
AHEAHAHAHA
22:11
he fills a glass and ruffles anton's hair before clipping back through the ceiling
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 12-Mar-22 10:12 PM
He chirps, laughing softly and waves goodbye
22:16
He hears the screaming and starts scurrying upstairs as fast as he can
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 10:50 PM
Frozen looks out the window from the kitchen, and fills the kettle. This is FUCKING bad holy shit. But... that isn't anything he can help with, is it?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 10:51 PM
He's long given up on the fantasy that he's got any control over anything. He sighs, and goes to the pantry and grabs the teabox. WHAT SORTA [Poison] YOU LIKE?
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 10:52 PM
OH! Uh... YOUR CHOICE :^]
22:53
I WONDER WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. GUESS WE WILL FIND OUT. EVENTUALLY, HUH?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 10:53 PM
He gestures to the box, a bit annoyed DO I LOOK LIKE I DRINK [Tea time]? ? DON'T KNOW [Stuff] ABOUT TEA PICK ONE
22:53
YEAH. . .
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 10:57 PM
WELL THEN... He walks up to it, reading the labels. I ALWAYS ENJOYED... THIS ONE :^] He plucks out an Earl Grey. MIND FETCHING SOME CUPS? I DOUBT ANY OTHERS WILL DRINK BUT. IT WILL BE GOOD TO HAVE IT READY.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 10:59 PM
He lowers the box so Frozen can pick his favorite, and then puts it back on the pantry. Then, he goes to the cupboards, silently, and grabs a few cups. He winces at the screams outside. Even if he doesn't know what's happening, he can definitely recognize agonizing when he hears it.
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:00 PM
THERE IS AN IMPRESSIVE VIEW FROM HERE.
23:00
THANK YOU FOR THE CUPS. I"LL BRING THEM OUT IN.... A MINUTE.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:02 PM
He leans a hand on the table, supporting his weight, the other on his waist, looking at Frozen [Serious business] NOW WHAT IS UP WITH YOU? ? WHY ARE YOU [Buddy buddy] ALL OF A SUDDEN I DON'T LIKE THIS
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Frozen pinches the bridge of his nose. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT???????? I AM BEING [so sweet!]. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ATTACHED OR SOME GRAND SCHEME. REALLY. AH. THE PHONE IS RINGING?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:08 PM
IT'S NOT [Disliked. Unsubscribed. Blocked] YOU! !
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:11 PM
EXACTLY!!! I'm [trying trying trying] TO BE [friendly customer service]. [everypony] [ooh nice shirt] ME WHEN I"M NICE. EVERYONE [acts of aggression] ME LESS. THIS IS NICE, ISN:T IT??? [Suck it up] AND GET WITH THE [television program]. Ah. SORRY. BUT REALLY. THAT"S IT!!! I [learning with] MY LESSON ON WHY I SHOULD BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! I"M GOING THROUGH MY NICE [arc] NOW!!!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:13 PM
He's here for some water and food man he's hungy
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:14 PM
THAT'S NOT GONNA [Nice guys finish last] I KNOW IT YOU'RE GONNA [Deep caves] IN ANY TIME SOON
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:15 PM
:^]
23:15
I LIKE BEING LIKED
23:15
AND HELLO CHAD, HOW CAN I HELP YOU??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:20 PM
I LIKE BEING [ 👍 ] TOO DOESN'T MEAN I CAN [Keep up] ALL THE TIME I DON'T GIVE TWO [Shiitake mushrooms] IF YOU KEEP BEING [[Nice cream! It's the frozen treat that w-]] I'M JUST TELLING YOU SO YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR [Marbling] WHEN YOU [Freak] UP
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:21 PM
I LIKE YOU TOO BORIS AND SKUNKTON! He is making a sandwich and pauses before looking at them WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FOOD TOO?
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:22 PM
WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT :^] I WOULD LOVE A [food] PLEASE!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:23 PM
He turns to Chad, letting go from the table with a sigh. THAT WOULD BE [[Grrrrrreat!]] THANKS
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:30 PM
He makes the two a sandwich and pauses WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH DO YOU LIKE MY FRIENDS?
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:31 PM
I WOULD LIKE A BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER PLEASE :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:31 PM
ANYTHING BETWEEN [Two] [Slice out] OF BREAD
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:33 PM
ALRIGHT! He makes the Banana and Peanut Butter for Frozen, then makes a Ham and cheese one for Skunkton before handing it to the both of them THERE YOU GO MY FRIENDS!
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:35 PM
THANK YOU. TIME WE HEAD BACK OUT THERE, YES?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:36 PM
[Appreciated], KID He lifts the sandwich, like a toast, and starts eating it. He at least swallows before answering Frozen I'LL [[Please don't go.]] HERE I DON'T LIKE THE [You talk the talk] I'M HEARING FROM OVER THERE
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:36 PM
?? THEY SEEM TO BE TALKING WITH A FRIEND
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:37 PM
He's eating his sandwich and has taken a seat listening like a good boy
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:37 PM
THAT'S NO [Friend request denied] THAT'S A SCIENTIST
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:39 PM
YES? AND? I ALWAYS ENJOYED GASTER"S COMPANY. ESPECIALLY FROM MY [home world]. I GUESS THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID FOR YOU, HUH?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:40 PM
GASTER SOUNDS LIKE THE CLASS I FAILED IN ADDISON SCHOOL! He's talking about gastronomy
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:41 PM
HE DID THIS He gestures vaguely at his whole body TO ME WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE [Chit chatting] ABOUT HIM . . . IT'S NOT [Politics] TO [Speak] ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE [Tuning in]
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:42 PM
ONLY IF YOU HAVE MEAN THINGS TO SAY :^]
23:43
SORRY YOU DO NOT LIKE HOW YOU HAVE TURNED OUT. MAYBE NEXT TIME... He elbows Skunkton. YOU CAN END UP WITH A [new racks on for $42.99]. HEAHEAHEA!!!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:44 PM
I DONT KNOW YOU STILL LOOK GREAT SKUNKTON! He looks at Frozen DID THIS FRIEND GIVE YOU MUSCLES FRIEND? His eyes are shining with expectation
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:45 PM
YES IN A WAY!!!
23:45
I WAS IN [disrepair] BEFORE!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:46 PM
I'M FINE WITH MY [Supple body]! ! IT'S EVERYTHING THAT [Previously, on The Room Inbetween] BEFORE THAT HE DID DIDN'T EVEN [Callback]. . . He huffs
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:47 PM
THEN WE SHOULD ARM WRESTLE!
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:48 PM
HEAHEAHEA. OKAY SIR. AND CHADTON, I AM NOT STRONG. I AM ALSO NOT A LARGE SIZE. BUT IF YOU WANT WE CAN DO THAT TO PASS THE TIME.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:49 PM
He's already in position to arm wrestle, eyes really shining ALRIGHT BORIS! IM REaDY WHENEVER YOU ARE!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:50 PM
He leans back on his seat to watch
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:50 PM
<:^] ALRIGHT He gets up and over to Chad. Ready to arm wrestle.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:51 PM
In his opinion this was a good match, but in the end he wins and smiles widely WHAT A GREAT MATCH!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:51 PM
HEAEHEHA YOU'RE SUCH A [Duckling] FROZEN
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:52 PM
IT WAS TO BE EXPECTED!!! BUT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TRY!!
23:52
SORRY I AM NOT A [the greatest spectacle], SIR.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:52 PM
ITS OK SOME DAY WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER REMATCH SOME DAY!
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MENOPAUSE MOMENCE BOT 12-Mar-22 11:53 PM
FOR SURE :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:53 PM
[Frosty]. He leans forward, and places an elbow on the table YOU AND ME
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 12-Mar-22 11:54 PM
He's here to cheer both of them on but also struggles who should he cheer for? .... He cheers for the both of them instead
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 12-Mar-22 11:54 PM
<:^3
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:54 PM
WHAT?
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 12-Mar-22 11:54 PM
OKAY. IF YOU INSIST
23:54
He sets his arm down.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:56 PM
ARE YOU AFRAID TO [Loser] TO AN [Ancient, frail] [Little old] MAN? He quirks the corners of his mouth up, squinting. It's more than just a challenge. It's a battle to get antagonism back.
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 12-Mar-22 11:58 PM
WELL. I THINK WE ARE [equally matched]
23:58
:^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:58 PM
LET'S [[Find out!]] He grasps his hand.
23:59
`And his hand bends away so easily it's not even funnyP
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 12-Mar-22 11:59 PM
Froze is vibrating so much right now.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Mar-22 11:59 PM
you get the idea even with the typo
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:00 AM
PFFT. I AM. SO. SO SORRY.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:00 AM
NO! BEST OF THREE
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:00 AM
OF COURSE SIR.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:00 AM
YOU HAVE [Pool noodles] YOU CAN'T GET ME LIKE THAT
00:00
STOP CALLING ME SIR
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:00 AM
SORRY SIR
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 12:00 AM
YEAHHHH YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU BOTH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:00 AM
He growls
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:01 AM
<:^] ???????? He wants to say 'come get your dog bitch!!!' so badly. He holds it in. ANOTHER ROUND THEN.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:08 AM
He grasps Frozen's hand again and they go for another round. The fight is tough. Maybe his arms aren't as noodley as Skunk would like to assume. He grips the table, and gets the job done. YEAH! ! EAT [Remains] FROZEN
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:09 AM
WE ARE TIED IT SEEMS
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 12:10 AM
He is clapping then looks at them both ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANOTHER CONTEST?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:10 AM
OH YEAH I DID SAY [2:3] DIDN'T I FINE He sets his arm down again.
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:11 AM
WELL. MAY THE BEST [puppet on a string] WIN. He also sets his arm down.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:13 AM
They barely start when he musters up all of his strength for a swing right at the beginning. Perhaps it was too strong of a swing. Frozen is sent flying
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:15 AM
He is thrown off the table. He vibrates again. A sharp inhale, his hands clentch. And then he stands up and dusts himself off. CONGRATULATIONS. YOU. SURE WERE . YOU ENJOY THIS, DO YOU? THROWING ME.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 12:16 AM
Sees frozen flying and he claps GOOD SHOW GOOD JOB!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:16 AM
AHEAHEAHEEHAHE YES YES I AM [Victorious] [Go Gaga and Die] FROSTY
00:16
He's standing up, hands up in the air
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:18 AM
:^] WELL THEN.
00:20
VICTORY IS YOURS> I WOULD OFFER A PRIZE, BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING.
00:21
'Hold fast Austin. Yes you want to tear him asunder but oooh when people start liking him more than any fake it will be so worth it <3 '
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Married to Spamton 13-Mar-22 12:21 AM
*liking me
00:21
lol 🤪
00:21
thinking in second person sad!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:22 AM
SEEING YOU [Cope. Seethe] IS ALL THE PRIZE I NEED, BABY
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:22 AM
GLAD TO. HEAR IT.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 12:23 AM
He cheers as well he's just caught up in the mood
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:23 AM
HEAEHAHEAHEA
00:23
[[I AM INVINCIBLE]]
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:26 AM
WELL. I. WILL EXCUSE MYSELF. He looks out the window again, inspecting it all. Whatever. He needed to go to his room and break something. CHAD, I AM RETIRING TO MY ROOM. MIND IF YOU SET THE TEA ON THE COFFEE TABLE OUT THERE?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:27 AM
DON'T [Get lost]! ! I'LL MAKE SOME [Coffer]
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:27 AM
... ALRIGHT.
00:31
I DID JUST HAVE TEA THOUGH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:31 AM
WEREN'T YOU [Goodbye]ING?
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 12:32 AM
AH. A MISTAKE. APOLOGIES> BYE :^]
00:32
🚶
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 12:33 AM
Making some fucking coffee
00:33
CHAD DO YOU WANT [Bean juice]?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 12:35 AM
YEAH BEAN JUICE SOUNDS GOOD! Perking up at the thought and smiles wide as he gets himself a cup he accidentally grabs a child sippy cup
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 01:03 AM
THAT ONE IS [Shooting]HEAD SPENCER'S WELL I GUESS YOU CAN [Grab it] JUST DRINK QUICK OR IT'S GONNA [Taste stains] IT'S PLASTIC
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 01:08 AM
ALRIGHT! Smiling he pours himself some coffee and downs it really fast SKUNKTON DO YOU SUPPOSE SERAFINO WON HIS BOSS BATTLE?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 01:09 AM
He looks back at Chad. It's hard to discern because his face has little to no way of expressing, but it's a haunted look. . . . NO.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 01:10 AM
DOES SERAFINO NEED A RESCUE THEN? He poses
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 01:11 AM
He speaks slowly at first. I DON'T KNOW. . . GOD DAMNIT. I WAS GONNA [RSVP especially for you] HIM TO [Sing along] TOMORROW
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Blinking he puts the cup in the sink, rinsing it a bit then goes over to Skunkton to give him a back pat IM SURE THINGS WILL BE OK!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 01:13 AM
HEHE, LET'S [Hopeful that things will turn out okay?] SO He smiles at Chad, but the muffled screams from the living room don't go unnoticed. He pours a few mugs of coffee and walks out to the common area with them.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 13-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Following Skunkton as he also hears the screams as well
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:09 AM
he opens a drawer and finds a pencil and some paper. He sits at the table and gets writing…the tip of his tongue is sticking out
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Cabinet swings open, and a pop up pops up ADDISON TEA! FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 9.99 FREE!! GIFT FOR: SAUL!
03:11
ACCEPT? YES? NO?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:12 AM
he almost bites his tongue in surprise as he quickly shifts to cover his paper with his hands. Uh…y-yes?
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 03:13 AM
THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING YOUR FREE ADDISON TEA GIFT OF: MIDNIGHT TEA FROM ANONYMOUS A curiously shaped dark blue teacup covered in hand painted stars appears before him, with a fancy spoon sticking out of it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Um…thank you? he doesn’t understand what this means but…the cup is really pretty…he tends to prefer coffee but, Saul G Spamton is never one to turn down a free gift. He takes a cautious little sip
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 03:19 AM
The Midnight tea tastes just like that. It tastes like the stroke of the clock striking midnight, when the moon is as high as it can be. It tastes like the flowers that only bloom under lunar light, once a month, and then are gone so quickly, but the sight of them is so transcendent you can feel it in the hallowed halls of your heart. It all weaves together with a burst of flowers: violets and roses, and just a touch of hibiscus cuts through it all, so it's not so sweet you can't swallow. It tastes like gazing into the eyes of your loved one, it tastes like them looking back into yours. It tastes like the soft mouthing of delicate words on their lips close enough that only you can hear, and yet, they seem far far away. Will you chase that dream?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:24 AM
just the tiniest sip and his heart is pounding and he’s almost lightheaded. His cheeks feel very pleasantly warm. He sighs happily…he moves the cup from his lips and looks at it in confusion. How is this the best thing he’s ever tasted?! He thinks about it for a moment but then shrugs, quickly drinking down the rest of it in one go. He just can’t help himself. He puts down the empty cup with a satisfied sigh and a big, dopey grin. He better ask Marigold for another one of those the next time he sees him. Or ten.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 03:29 AM
he enters the kitchen and sees Saul holding a tiny tea cup he’s never seen before ?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:30 AM
he tries to take another, teeny tiny sip, but there’s none left. He shrugs, carefully putting the cup down and continuing to write. He hasn’t noticed Spamtoon enter the room
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 03:31 AM
He noticed his friend writing, deciding to be a sneak and tip toe around to hopefully catch a peek at what it was
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:41 AM
He enters, and goes to make himself some coffee, wiping his eyes as he did so
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:42 AM
“For the lovily Miss Midnight. I just realized, I don’t think I know your first name! Unless its Miss…or maybe it is Midnight? Anyways I hope you’re doin ok in that beeutiful club of yours. I still have plans to come and visit you when I’m not all banged up and brused! Maybe I cold even help with your act, if you need a geetar player I’d be happy to help! I’m so happy to spend time with you, I onestly wish I never had to say goodbye.” he pauses, blushes, and starts erasing that last sentence
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03:44
he hears the coffee machine going and turns only to be met face to face with Spamtoon. He turns beet red and scrambles to cover his letter OH H-HEY. I WAS JUST. PRACTICING DRAWING DINOSAURS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:44 AM
He leans over his shoulder and takes a peek, then notices the cup ... Who's tea is that?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:45 AM
he pockets his letter quickly I-I uh, dunno. Marigold gave it to me.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 03:45 AM
he didn’t want to admit it but even with all the spelling errors it was a pretty sweet message to his friend. He backs up with his hands up, chuckling Sure, sure… [dinosaurs tv marathon on Disney channel] with [legally blonde dvd box set] hair and sing. he teased
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:46 AM
No, I mean who's tea. That's Amaranth's line of people tea. It tastes like the pure essence of folks we know. They say the more you like someone the better it tastes.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:46 AM
he looks over at Spamtoon with his face completely red and his mouth hanging open. Y-y-you saw…
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 03:47 AM
he smirked Just a [little less conversation a little more action]…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:48 AM
He smirks a little Yanno they say if you find a tea you REALLY like and drink too much if it you'll fall in love with the flavor~
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 03:48 AM
He snorts, snickering
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:49 AM
He said the tea was Midnight flav— he finally connects the dots
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03:50
he curls over the table and buries his face in his elbow, his leg jigging up and down as he runs a hand through his hair. Oh…h-holy cannoli…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Which begs the ever curious question here... I wonder if Marigold gave Miss Midnight any Saul tea?
03:52
He sits at the table smiling like a little shit with his coffee And if he did... what she thought of it~?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:53 AM
manages look up, *very* curious. You…think…maybe…m-maybe…
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 03:54 AM
he wasn’t sure if Saul’s tea would be that tasty, but then again he only saw the guy as his buddy so maybe the flavors only gave you such a gut punch if you were seriously over the moon for them? He knew Midnight really liked Saul, but he wondered if this big goofball realized that yet
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:54 AM
There's only one way to find out... want me to call Marigold?
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 03:55 AM
he stuck the mugs in the sink, starting to wash them. He didn’t want to keep prying but it was fun to tease Saul a little
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:56 AM
UH…UM…W-WELL. his stomach is doing somersaults in the most agonizing yet happy way. He buries his face in his hands W-WOULDN’T THAT BE…LIKE SPYING?!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 03:58 AM
He shrugs with a sly smile I mean, okaaaaay, if you really don't wanna know...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:00 AM
he gets up with a start I-I MEAN YES B-B-B-BUT… he runs a hand through his hair again
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:00 AM
YOU SAID YES THAT'S AN AUDITORY AGREEMENT! He brings up a pop up and starts calling Marigold :3c
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 04:01 AM
he’s snickering some more, trying not to drop a cup from him laughing so much
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:01 AM
he goes back to being curled up at the table with hit face buried in his arms ‘m n-n-not gunna listen…
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Hellooooo~ You've reached Marigold~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Hello brother dear brother older than me by virtue of only a few hours brother.
04:02
Noticed you brought a sample of some tea to our Lightner friend here.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:03 AM
he makes a muffled groaning noise in his arms. Knowing that Esau is just stringing this out…
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Oh yes! The Midnight Tea! I thought it would be appropriate, since I gave her a sample of his earlier today!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:03 AM
…he moves, slightly, to uncover his ear a bit.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 04:04 AM
he almost snapped his neck to turn towards the pop up ???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:04 AM
He's... actually kind of surprised Marigold had that much forethought How'd that go...?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:04 AM
he’s definitely not listening…
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Well, it came in this adorable little mug with a guitar on it! I couldn't make the smell out very well from where I was sitting, and it wouldn't have smelled the same to her anyway... but... I have never seen such an expression on a customer!
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 04:06 AM
he’s definitely listening
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:06 AM
My god, you'd think she had just tasted ambrosia.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 04:06 AM
he almost dropped a mug on the floor
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:06 AM
??? What is an ambro seeya?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:07 AM
It's the food of the gods.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:08 AM
hamster wheel turning in his head at a breakneck pace
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:09 AM
I was thinking about getting her started on a tea subscription service but I don't know how to do it without getting Amaranth a kickback...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:09 AM
he gets up. Walks to Marigold. And starts shaking him. His face a deep red WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:10 AM
WHY AM I BEING SHAKEN?!
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 04:12 AM
he was surprised that his friend would have that reaction to a tea based on such a goofball. But then again, he had seen how she looked and spoke to the man, and how pleased and happy she was with him around. He sighed, smiling to himself. I guess it made sense that she’d enjoy it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:13 AM
he let’s go of him, a huge smile wavering on his face, he looks at both of his friends. He buries his face in his blazer and sits on the ground. He makes muffled, happy little noises. He just. Can’t process this. The hamster is turning the wheel so fast that it’s red hot. Y-you’re not lyin? R-r-really? M-me?
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:14 AM
He conjures up a roughly hewn teacup with a guitar embossed on it This is your musical instrument, is it not?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:15 AM
he gets up shakily and glances at the guitar…it even has the same mismatched strings. …y…yes…
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:18 AM
Then it is your tea. I may be a few digits short of phi, but I KNOW my tea when I steal it from my evil brother to help my friends.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:21 AM
He looks it over, once. Twice more. Really? She liked *his* tea? *His* essence? It tasted like ambroi…embro…like good good stuff to her? From what he could smell, it didn’t really seem like anything special…but she…she really…liked it? …liked…she liked…him?
04:21
Houston we have liftoff hamster has just entered orbit
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04:23
he is just standing there, stunned. Looking at the cup…
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Marigold BOT 13-Mar-22 04:25 AM
............. By the way Esau I have something for you! He conjures a cup. It is a soft brown teacup embossed with rose gold and silver. He places it down in front of him and ruffles his hair Bye baby brother~ He giggles echoingly and slips back through the cupboard
04:25
Say hi to Joseph for meeeeee~
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Mar-22 04:25 AM
he finished the dishes, setting them on the rack on the counter to dry. He walked over to Saul and patted him on the leg I’ll [stand and deliver] your little [love letters in the sand] to her later, [loverboy]. he then waved at the both of them G’night, folks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:26 AM
He blushes faintly at the sight of the cup with a little bow on it before waving to Spamtoon Night, Toons.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:26 AM
…he leaves the kitchen
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Mar-22 04:27 AM
He undoes the bow and takes a sip of the Esther Tea, and shivers, smoke nearly shooting out from his collar Holy [Cungadero]...
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 07:21 AM
Frozen makes his way downstairs, and immediately eyes the window. He saw it from his room, but it it was a bit nicer to look at down here. He puts on a pot of coffee and grabs some cereal. He should do something out there. He's going to make a nice wooden park bench out there by that tree. (edited)
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Mar-22 09:32 PM
He's here. He heats up the coffee that was left in here, then pulls out the teabox and grabs a tea bag, making the tea and letting it steep while he fixed himself something light to eat. Then, once it's all done, he carries two mugs of coffee and one of tea together with his pieces of toast on a tray to the common room.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Mar-22 09:38 PM
he clips through the ceiling and lands on all fours in the kitchen with an audible thud
21:38
COFFEE
21:39
I NEED [coffer]
21:39
he crawls over to the coffee machine and hits the on button, he's pathetically sprawled on the floor in front of it
21:40
he groggily lifts his head up in the direction of the common area. he can sense. discontent. confusion? he is pretty hungry.....
21:41
he creeps on all fours towards the common area entrance
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 13-Mar-22 10:39 PM
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh ok normal now. Where are the chips... OH NICE SALT AND VINEGAR!!!
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He empties the bag into a large bowl, and brings it out.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 13-Mar-22 11:01 PM
He's been in the kitchen trying to bake a cake. The sounds from the living room put him off enough that he doesn't want to see the reason of it at all.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Mar-22 11:08 PM
Sneaking into the kitchen from the outside window, he smells like he hit whatever it was pretty hard but overall doesn't seem too out o i t Oh [Rosario] what mess are [yew tree] making today?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 13-Mar-22 11:24 PM
He definitely smells the weed here. He looks at spencer with a raised eyebrow, but chooses to not acknowledge it for now Cornmeal cake with some Anise in it. Classic human recipe for breakfast. Feeling hungry?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Mar-22 11:27 PM
Sounds [liek duh] it needs more [Soy Sauce], but yeah. Opening the fridge and some cups to prepare the condiments for his inevitable disaster once Rosario is done Need a [handyman]? Or are you [comfy cozy] with me [staring into your soul] as you make it
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 13-Mar-22 11:30 PM
Soul staring is fine as you do that already for me everyday. But if you want to make yourself useful, get me 2 eggs and a cup of milk from the fridge. I'm just about done with the first mix.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Mar-22 11:40 PM
HAHA Really? Oh [Ivy] Been caught! Now my [Soul Eater] Plans are ruined. Laughing as he opens the fridge again to get the eggs and milk, measuring the milk before handing it to him.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 13-Mar-22 11:45 PM
As If I had a [soul] to be consumed to begin with. He takes the egg and milk, muttering a thank you before whisking together sugar and eggs, then adding vegetable oil and milk and whisking it some more. How are you faring today. Rough I assume?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 13-Mar-22 11:52 PM
[Same hat] Watching Rosario Whisk the eggs he leans against the counter at an angle and hums Same old [World ends with you] hates me, chased [go away] my friends, nasty [angelic layer] dreams, the usual. Maybe I'll be [SUCCESS!!] in chasing everyone away. A pause Cept for the [Most annoying sounds video compilation] bastard in the world
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 13-Mar-22 11:57 PM
He smiles softly at that last mention, letting out a smile. He pours the batter into the pan he had prepared earlier, and shoves it in the oven. I'm glad you know that you're stuck with me, you fool. As for the others... I don't think they'll let go that easily either. Sure they might be angry but who hasn't been angry at someone who does not divulge the secrets they have that are crucial to a friend's well being? Not a lot of them, I tell you.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 12:05 AM
He's literally drinking the fucking Soy Sauce then leans back Hmm~ If that's [enough is enough] to make people [puk] off then I should have [DO IT!] in the beginning. Musing to himself a bit but then laughs [Whale Whale Whale] Since it's come to [dis] are you [Curious George]? Since I got my [Beauty Sleep]?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 12:13 AM
Again, mad, not drive them away fully. They'll come around whether you like it or not. Of course I'm curious about you.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 12:25 AM
What a [Series of Unfortunate Events] for these [Les Miserables] Fools Well [Ask Jeeves] and I'll answer. The [Limited Time Offer] is for the only [Barnacle head] I tolerate
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 12:59 AM
Oh just you know, in general. `He starts heating up some water, checking the cake every now and then and resting a bit on the chair Let's get with something basic. What kind of music are you into?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 01:15 AM
Don't let the [Three Stooges] know but it's [ABBA], as a [Covergirl] I pull up some [band aid] called [They May Be Giants] and [Tally Hall] You?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 01:35 AM
I'm familiar with those. Quite popular with the youth these days. I've always been a bit of an ABBA fan myself. Glam rock has always been interesting to me, like bowie. I'm a slow paced song fan..
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 01:39 AM
Songs [4kids tv] the retirement home] gotcha Since we're on the [getting to know you] questions. How about [animal crackers] ? Got a preference?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 01:39 AM
I'm about your age, shithead.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 01:43 AM
But you [shore] act like my [daddykins] He does a dramatic gesture as he puts a hand to his forehead and sprawls himself out on the table Oh [Dad] I can't [BEAR FORCE 5] to go another [hourlies] without some sustenance. Feed [meh] [padre]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Oh you need some food don't you? I'll tend to you, Son. He picks up a can of whipped cream Open your mouth baby bird, let me feed you
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 01:45 AM
[I owe you my life] opening his mouth trying not to laugh too hard but having a hard time
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 01:54 AM
He just pours whipped cream on his mouth, laughing as he dramatically speaks EAT MY SON, GET YOUR SUSTENANCE FOR WINTER
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 01:58 AM
Ok he's trying so hard not to lose it as he swallows the whipped cream but he's holding his gut and laughing to the side. Oh [Father] I [praise the lawd] for your quick [wit]. [W/e] Shall I do without [yuu]? His laughter seems to activate one of his internal playlist songs as something blares from his chest https://youtu.be/OFRn1Xibhlg
Will Wood - Topic
2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.)
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 02:01 AM
He stops pouring it as he hears the song, laughing softly still, trying to get a good listen from it You like a lively tune huh. He remembers something How about we dance to this one?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 02:02 AM
Calming his laughter as he shakes his head Ohhhh [Nope nope] [I don't dance] laying on his side from the table You're free to dance [with the coordination of 12 tween white boys] on your own
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 02:14 AM
He pulls him, starting to bounce a bit to the rhythm, smirking Come on you are telling me you suck at dancing? Are you too afraif to show your own [White boy] dance?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 02:18 AM
Laughing as he's pulled from the table, sure he'll do it only cause it's him [Alright alright] since [daddy dearest] thinks I have [two left feet]. Prepare to [eat your words] Holds his hand to dance and starts bouncing at the same time as him
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 02:25 AM
Oh come on, I'm also an entertainer. Show me your best then He starts dancing seriously now, holding his hand and doing some moves, relaxing to the music
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 02:29 AM
He can't help it, a wild smile that's a mix of a smirk that's fighting to remain a smirk makes it's way on his face. He tries matching him, twisting from left to right on some, kicking out his legs away from rosario a s a part of a dance, a laugh escapes him Well [Mr. America] How many [Style points] do you think the crowd is [gonna gonna] give you?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 02:34 AM
10/10 For this double performance, I'd say. It has it's charm He laughs, twirling a bit With a spring on our feet, we could charm the whole world, but I'll just stick to kitchen dance As he follows, his hand reaches for the stove, turning off the hot water
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 02:36 AM
eh [I'd say it's mid] Spins as well and gives a bow when the song ends then quickly adjusts his chest stereo before Build a bitch starts playing Oh Those [Daylight savings time] are long past me. This is a [Specil] reserved for the [world's most][annoying] man I've met
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 02:55 AM
I like to hype myself up a little here okay. He bows as well, picking up the water, putting a few tea leaves in and steeping it Yeah. I say it's nice to getting to know you better.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Yes yes [Mister] I'm sure you [lauv] to self ego [breast stroke] Leaning against the counter and waiting for the tea to steep before grabbing his own cup and setting it down Other than my [Go fish] hobby, [Sims Buy Mode] Interior Design and my [sadge][Sasuke Uchiha Backstory], you found out about my [dramatic_gaspsfx.mp3] Music Tastes and that I [cannoli] dance. Oh how [Scandalous] and intimate. By the way your [fave button] animal....
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 03:17 AM
You never talk about these. So I consider it intimate. It's as intimate as my enjoyment of Gardening, cooking, making miniature sculpts [pending development] and leathermaking. He thinks for a moment Guinea pigs.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Most [[ppl]] don't [ask blog] so I don't answer. Well [even stevens] if they did, it needs [Level 9 Friendship]. Don't feel [comfy cozy] with [stranger dangers] A pause as he hears Rosario's other hobbies and his favorite animal .... Well this [roundabout] has been interesting. Mine's [Chimkins] they're fun to [Texas Hold em] Well, why [don john] we play a game of ... [Flag Decorating] He takes out a piece of paper and some markers then hands it to Rosario
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 03:33 AM
Excellent choice of animal. I'm quite fond of how the ones with laced feathers look. He thinks for a bit, getting up and checking the oven. The cake isn't done yet. Sure, I've got time to kil
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I [liek] the stupid [cluckers] called Silkies. They look dumb [af]. [Polish Chickens] too they're [Skywalker]ing [feather dusters] He prepares to draw his own flag
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 03:59 AM
He sits down with the marker and starts to work on his piece. It is a rose flag, with a few flowers that aren't too difficult to draw, some over simplified roses, sunflowers, daisies and tulips. he adds little decorations you'd learn from a cake decoration book and presents it to spencer
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 04:03 AM
On the other hand Spencer's is...
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Did you give the silkie a blunt.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 04:04 AM
He's [worth it] He takes out a blunt himself
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 04:07 AM
He shakes his head. Weed ass]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 04:08 AM
[Don Jon] act like you don't [want dis] Taking the blunt out of his mouth and holding it out to him
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 04:08 AM
He gets up, and finally takes the cake out of the oven. It seems to be looking pretty nice. The anise scent definitely makes it feel tastier Well. I hope it's helping you stay calm.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 04:10 AM
[Hardy Boys] Needs more [kickass] He's still holding the blunt out to Rosario with a smirk
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 04:12 AM
He gives him a look You know what. I want to fall asleep soon anyways. He takes it and takes one fat rip before handing it back Anyways. Cake is done, I will serve myself a slice and excuse myself soon.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 04:16 AM
His smirk is wide as he puts it back in his mouth and takes a deep breath before putting it out on the ashtrash Mind [gimmie gimmie] a slice? [Whip it good] cream isn't really filling. Plus I all [ready set go] set this up
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 04:18 AM
Of course. He starts cutting the cake, putting a very thin slice for himself and a pretty generous one for Spencer. He then takes a marker and writes down in a piece of paper for anyone who shows up to see Eat your fill, but be considerate for others. - Rosario "Pink" G. Spamton
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 04:27 AM
Looking at Rosario he tilts his head A [slice n dice] for ants Dumps his condiments he placed in cups on his cake slice and eats it before washing the dishes
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Mar-22 05:41 PM
He enters the kitchen and looks around, he sees the cake and the note. He takes a small slice and turns on the coffee machine
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Mar-22 05:51 PM
The coffee is done, he takes a cup- light and sweet today, and sits at the table with his cake. It's quite tasty, compliments to Rosario. He wonders when this is all going to blow over
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Mar-22 06:41 PM
After a while of sitting alone in the kitchen, he washes his dish and refills his coffee mug, then meanders out into the den
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UNJOKERFICATION ARC (GONE WRONG?? GONE SECY??) BOT 14-Mar-22 07:49 PM
Frozen checks around. They have to have tissues right???
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YOU STOP THAT. ANY GOOD HOUSE HAS A TISSUE BOX IN EVERY ROOM.
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FOR SNEEZING????? HELLO????
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I HATE YOU, EMOJIS
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Despite the antagonistic nature of the emoji being, he finds a tissue box. He doesn't really want to go back out there. Some asshole finally gets what he had coming and decides to spill it out here. Great.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 14-Mar-22 08:02 PM
Trashton walks into the kitchen, deciding to make himself something to eat. He hopes that Marigold is doing well still; he can't help but feel worried when it comes to Saffron.
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Ah yes, he's found his meal of choice: Fruit Loops. Hell yeah.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:09 PM
The man has been sitting here not looking at the large missing bite shaped thing he did to the table, he came down here half asleep and woke upto the interior design sin he committed
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:09 PM
He walks in the kitchen again, this time thinking of just grabbing something to drink before staring at Spencer.
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pinkstand
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:10 PM
spamstanding
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Spencer
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:10 PM
[Rosario]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Did you eat. the table.
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He gives him a very stern look
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:10 PM
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:11 PM
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Its... a [noob] interior design [lookie here] see I [fitness test] right into it
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:14 PM
You literally ate a table.
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He walks over to the counter, opening a bag of bimbo brand bread, taking two slices from it.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:15 PM
[half and half] asleep I was not [full house] aware Notes the bread and sighs Are you gonna [Gordon Ramsey] me...
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:17 PM
How. HOW do you eat a table half asleep? YES I'm going to Gordon Ramsay you
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He places both slices on the sides of his face Come on. Tell me, what were you just now?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Resigned, he accepts his fate [An idiot sandwich]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:21 PM
He nods, takes the slices out and places it in front of his mouth. Correct. Now eat up
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 14-Mar-22 10:24 PM
[Yes Papa] I will [get this bread] for my [peasant self] and feed my [ailing tummy] Eats the slices of bread and opens a browser window. He May as well get the table replaced, this was Rosario's domain
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Good.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 14-Mar-22 11:30 PM
he's here now, he goes to the coffee maker and turns it on, looking out through the window
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DID THE TREE OUT THERE ALWAYS HAVE FLOWER [blooming onions]?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Nope. Not at all.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 14-Mar-22 11:35 PM
he turns towards Rosario and waves, pulling out two mugs and offering one to him DO YOU [free real estate] HERE?
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BUT I'M GLAD MY EYE ISNT [void warranty if tampered with]. ITS KIND OF [pretty princess] EVEN IF IT SUCKS
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 11:39 PM
Yes. I live in this house. I do say that tree it is quite beautiful. He takes the mug graciously, and takes a sip of it Dogwood, right?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 14-Mar-22 11:40 PM
I MEANT IN [kitchen nightmares] AHEAHAH
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he nods, throwing the whole mug into his mouth YEAH
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DOGWOOD MORE LIKE [dogshit] AM I RIGHT AHEAHAH
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he's laughing, but it feels forced
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 11:41 PM
He doesn't laugh, but gives him a back pat Do you have Any particular reason why it sucks ? It's a tree.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 14-Mar-22 11:43 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT [the happening] AT THAT SPOT RIGHT
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NORMALLY DOGWOOD IS [see beautiful sights, wonderful vistas] BUT THAT ONE IN PARTICULAR SUCKS.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 11:45 PM
I've heard and seen so. Spencer was watering it the other day. I was wondering why one of my watering cans disappeared. He's a bit awkward for a few moments... He'll come back soon.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 14-Mar-22 11:45 PM
HE BETTER OR I WILL [face god and walk backwards into hell] TO GET HIM BACK
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his hand flexes into a fist briefly, before it relaxes
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he sneers a bit at the mention of spencer. WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SOOTHE HIS [catholic guilt] FOR NOT GIVING A SHIT
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ITS GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN [waterworks] SOME FUCKING [tree of life] TO DO THAT I THINK
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he mutters, more to himself than anyone else ACTING LIKE SOME [big shot] WHO CARES. LIAR.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 11:49 PM
You don't know that. He gives Cassius a discontent look and a grunt. He seems to be wrapped into something he can't mention yet, so I wouldn't assume until everything is properly sorted out. Don't be rash with your judgement.
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He runs his fingers around the cup I've seen the way he acts, like he's strained... He sure can lie to others but he can't lie to me.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 14-Mar-22 11:50 PM
he growls a bit. HE'S AN ASSHOLE. HE NEEDS TO [take responsibility] FOR HIS WORDS AND ACTIONS AND IM NOT GONNA LET HIM JUST GET OFF [scotch tape] FREE
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EVEN IF HE IS [tied up in strings] IN SOMETHING.
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HE DIDNT AHVE TO [roughhouse] ANTON OR MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR [carebears] THAT SERA WAS [unpersoned]
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he huffs, looking down HE SUCKS.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 11:55 PM
He scoffs Agree to disagree... Again, His coping mechanisms are bad, he is trying to push you away. But at the same time he's going through the trouble of...Whatever that is. I think it'd be fair to at least wait to see what Sera has to say before you two settle any grievances you may have.
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I understand why you're mad though. It is pretty frustrating huh?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 14-Mar-22 11:55 PM
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY.
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he glitches a bit, turning to leave. AGREE TO [disagreement] ROSARIO. YOU ARE [stronger better faster] THAN ME FOR BEING ABLE TO [put up or shut up] WITH HIS BULLSHIT.
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I PROMISE I WONT [punch out] HIM THOUGH.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 14-Mar-22 11:57 PM
I'll take a grumpy [Little shit] over whatever I have in my dimension, honestly. Easy stuff. I appreciate it. I hope your man comes back sooner than later.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 15-Mar-22 12:00 AM
THANKS ROSARIO. I NEED TO VISIT YOUR [home away from home] OUT IN THE GARDEN SOMETIME.
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he smiles a bit, waving as he leaves DESPITE APPERANCES I [live laugh love] GARDENING
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SO DOES SEBASTIAN, WHEN HE'S NOT THROWING A [sad boi hours] FIR
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FIT*
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 15-Mar-22 12:02 AM
You're welcomed in it... The roses are growing quite nicely since your last visit. I think they could use some company. He gives a small smile, waving back Tell Sebastian to stop taking depression comas in my behalf
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 15-Mar-22 12:03 AM
I WILL DO MY BEST [rosemaster]
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and he's gone
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:40 AM
Okay... we're good. I don't wanna be in there when [!#@!] Goes down...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:40 AM
Yeah, I know by now when to get outta there.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 12:41 AM
Wait, why did you bring me here?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:41 AM
You wanna get away from Saffron, right?
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This big guy here might be able to help.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 12:45 AM
he nodded to Marigold YOUR BROTHER TOLD ME YOU WERE ALSO A BUSINESSMAN.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 12:45 AM
I am the Siren of the Casino! I can make anybody indulge in anything!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:46 AM
He's really good at what he does!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 12:47 AM
he raised a brow, smirking IS THAT SO…
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 12:47 AM
I can give you a demonstration!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:47 AM
That's not necessary.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 12:50 AM
he reached into his coat and presented Marigold with a rather impressive business card that resembled a playing card on one side and the other: “KING SPADES, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SPADES INC.” HERE IS MY CARD.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 12:50 AM
He takes it Ooh, do you also run casinos?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 12:51 AM
He smiled A FEW. ALSO SOME BRAND GOODS AND OTHER VENUES. A FEW NIGHTCLUBS TOO.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 12:53 AM
He lights up I was just thinking I could sing in a nightclub! I could bring you in so much business and I'd do anything right get away from Saffron!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:53 AM
That sounds exactly like the type of place you'd fit in!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:54 AM
And Saffron will be weaker without him as a weapon.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 12:56 AM
Can we go now?? Pleeeease?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 12:56 AM
Take me with you for a bit? It's not that I don't like being here, it's that... well I can tell that something's going down and I don't need that right now.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 12:57 AM
THERE IS SOMEONE I NEED TO SEE BEFORE I LEAVE. I HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS WITH HIM. BUT AFTER THAT I WILL TAKE YOU TO MY CITY,
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 12:58 AM
He lights up like the sun and runs to hug and pick up Trashton Joseph! I'm going to get away from him! I'm gonna be safe! I'm not going to die!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:01 AM
Oh thank goodness. I was scared when I hadn't heard from you in a bit. I know it sounds silly, but... I was already fearing the worst, you know?
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Oh Saffron is very upset... I hate when he takes on his monster form...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:03 AM
Is it... bad?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:03 AM
he looked over at Marigold THAT BROTHER TRANSFORMS INTO A MONSTER?
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:07 AM
He puts down Trashton and nods quickly He's massive, and he's got a big centipede body, and all of those faces he's stolen...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Ugh, of course he'd take the form of a disgusting bug... why am I not surprised...
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:08 AM
he almost drops his cigarette, turning pale ….. WHAT.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:10 AM
He wants everyone to know how powerful he is. He wants to show off his collection...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:10 AM
I've been to that city once. It's... surreal to say the least.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:10 AM
In another dimension he'll never find you.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:11 AM
he cleared his throat, trying to regain his nerve … I WILL MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOU WHEN YOU REACH MY WORLD.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:15 AM
Oh! I can do this! He splits off into the maid and butler Marigolds, who bow to Spades
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:15 AM
He's very talented : )
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:16 AM
he stepped back in surprise WHA—??
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:16 AM
They are at your beck and call!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:18 AM
… he looked at both of the butler and maid Marigold, somewhat confused IS THIS… MAGIC?
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:19 AM
It's genetic!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:19 AM
This is the face of a man who would kiss three Marigolds.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:23 AM
I can make more!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:24 AM
He looked at them, then back to Marigold, then back to the clones, wondering how to use such a technique for his business HMMM….
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:25 AM
Simulacra, this is your new boss. Until you are shattered you do what he says. They nod furiously Go on, try it!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:27 AM
He turned to Marigold THEY WILL LISTEN TO ME?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:27 AM
That's super useful. I wish I had that kind of ability.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:30 AM
He nods with a smile They do whatever I tell them to!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:35 AM
If I could make multiple versions of myself other than my Minitons, I'd get so much more done...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:36 AM
At least you can make minitons!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:36 AM
he turns to the clones, clearing his throat MAKE ME A GLASS OF BRANDY. AND DRINKS FOR THE THREE OF THEM AS WELL.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:38 AM
The simulacra immediately get to work, looking around fervently for brandy and glasses before preparing them, and sliding glasses before each of them. The butler hands Spades' his with a bow
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 01:41 AM
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EXCUSE ME BYE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Trashton gives an impressed whistle.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:44 AM
genuinely impressed, wondering if he could staff an entire club with them as he sipped from his brandy. It was perfectly made to his liking WOW. QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:47 AM
The simulacra giggle musically
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:48 AM
Yep, he's still as great as I remember. Boi you met him like a week ago.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 01:51 AM
he continues sipping his brandy, then turned to Marigold I COULD ALWAYS USE NEW TALENT. AND PEOPLE WHO POSSESS MANY TALENTS. YOU WILL BE WELCOME IN MY CITY AND IN MY COMPANY.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:52 AM
Did you hear that? You’re going to be OK Marigold!
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 01:54 AM
He gasps, and hugs Trashton, squeezing him Yaay! Thank you! Thank you!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 01:54 AM
His face is bright red as he's hugged nice and tight.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:00 AM
To spades Thanks... this means a lot. I'll pay you back.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:01 AM
he smiled YOUR BROTHER WILL BRING ME A LOT OF BUSINESS. I SAY THAT IS PAY BACK ENOUGH. AND YOU AND YOUR HOUSEHOLD HAVE GRANTED ME A LOT OF KINDNESS EVEN WHEN I WAS NOT DESERVING OF IT.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:01 AM
I'm not fancy, and I don't have many skills... but can I come see him?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:02 AM
he turned to Trashton …. ARE YOU MARIGOLDS BELOVED.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:03 AM
Yes, yes I am!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:04 AM
he nodded YOU MAY. IT WOULD BE UNFAIR TO KEEP YOU BOTH SEPARATED.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:05 AM
R-Really?!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:07 AM
he seemed a little saddened as he nodded again BE A GOOD MAN TO HIM AND LOVE HIM. I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MYSELF… HOPEFULLY FOR MY BELOVED WHEN I MEET THEM.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 02:08 AM
He kisses Trashton's forehead Thank you, sir!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:09 AM
This really means a lot to us! Really!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:10 AM
he looked into his brandy, wondering if he would be able to hold someone in his arms again just as these two did
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:15 AM
He pats his arm You're a good man for doing this.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:16 AM
he turned to Esau, snapped back to reality as his new friend patted his arm. He smiled I HOPE THAT I CAN BE A GOOD MAN.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:18 AM
Anyone can, as long as they're willing to try!
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 02:23 AM
Yes! I used to be very bad! But I got better!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:24 AM
he steps into the kitchen, ready to get his pb and j on when he sees everyone. Hey, guys. Talkin shop?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:24 AM
This big guy's gonna take my brother in.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:26 AM
That’s great! he smiles, getting a jar of peanut butter from the shelf And I’m guessin Joey’s gonna visit him lots?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:26 AM
he sees Saul, nodding towards him HELLO AGAIN. YES, I AM TAKING IN SPAMTONS BROTHER TO KEEP HIM OUT OF HIS OTHER BROTHERS WAY.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:26 AM
Yeah, I am. Marigold's super important to me, but... I couldn't risk going into the City. Not with Saffron prowling about.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:27 AM
I HAVE CONNECTIONS IN MINE. YOU AND MARIGOLD WILL BE SAFE THERE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:27 AM
Not with that many of his simulacra posing as other Darkners.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:27 AM
he nods, getting a jar of raspberry jam from the fridge Yeah…seems like a good deal! I be you’re gunna be over visiting 24/7 with how you guys are. Ehahaha
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he waggles his eyebrows at Joey and smiles
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:30 AM
He's blushing again. Y-Yeah! Of course I am!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:31 AM
he chuckles, getting out a plate and two slices of bread. He opens the peanut butter and puts practically half the jar on one slice
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he’s humming the entire time
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:33 AM
I mean... someone's gotta do it, and it's gonna be me of course!
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 02:33 AM
And if anyone owes you money, sir, I can get it!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:33 AM
he raised a brow CAN YOU NOW.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 02:34 AM
I am a literal monster! He beams
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 02:34 AM
…. ARE YOU AS WELL…?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:35 AM
he’s still happily making his monstrosity of a pbj when he goes to open the raspberry jam jar. He gives it a twist and nothing happens…he tries again, with a better grip…not budging…he takes a deep breath and tries with all his might to get it open making a guttural noise
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Don't give yourself a hemorrhage, Saul.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:36 AM
If things go bad, my Minitons are experts at finding money, so they can sniff it out.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 02:36 AM
We all are! He grins with his mouthful of needle teeth
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:37 AM
S’okay! I got it! he grins, then tries again, a vein popping at his templeMMRRNNnGgGgGGgG
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:37 AM
SAUL JUST RUN THE LID UNDER SOME WARM WATER BEFORE YOU HAVE AN ANEURYSM!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:39 AM
Ok… he puts it under the hot water and waits for a couple of minutes. Then he tries it again, grunting loudly. Finally it bursts open. His face is covered with jam. Hey look it worked!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:40 AM
....Yep! Sure did!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:40 AM
he then proceeds to put the entire jar of jam on the other slice of bread
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Saul what the hell are you doing? You're gonna have to eat that with a spoon.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:43 AM
He's just watching this go down. Holy shit.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:43 AM
’S good this way! I swear! Oh wait, good idea! I should put this in a bowl…
02:43
he grabs a bowl then dumps his pbj monstrosity in it
02:44
he then proceeds to eat it with a spoon…he looks *very* happy
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:45 AM
..... You know what? Live your dreams, Saul.
02:45
He grins
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:45 AM
…I do this every Monday, y’know.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:46 AM
....... Really?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:47 AM
he nods How else d’ya think I keep up my fantastic physic?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:49 AM
It’s a physic alright.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Is it.... good?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Ehhhhh… no comment.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Yeah! Why wouldn’t it be? he looks genuinely confused
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:52 AM
He looks at the sandwich. He looks at Saul. Do you want him to answer that.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:53 AM
He puts out his cigar and proceeds to eat some peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. Why not?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:54 AM
he’s waiting for Esau to be impressed
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:55 AM
..... You know what? You got the right idea, Saul!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:56 AM
he gives him a smirk Told ya so!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:56 AM
He grins and looks at Marigold Anyway. You should head back home until we get the sorted. You're gonna have to go under Saffron's nose.
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 02:57 AM
He nods and gives Trashton a little kiss before putting him down and leaving
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Please, stay safe!
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Marigold BOT 15-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Byeeeee! He goes through the portal and leaves
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:00 AM
..... Trashton, are you really smitten with him? Like, really?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:01 AM
....Yeah, I am. Is... is that a problem?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:01 AM
....... Nah, I guess not.
03:02
It makes you happy. I can't complain that much.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:02 AM
he’s still eyeing Marigold warily but…Trashton does seem absolutely lovesick… I don’t really get what ya see in the guy…well, maybe I do…but…argh just, I hope you’re happy together.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:03 AM
It's... the first time I've felt like this. Not even when I was a [[BIG SHOT]]. Sure there were people who wanted to go on dates with me and stuff, but... it never lasted, and it never felt sincere. They wanted me for my status, not for... me.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:04 AM
he nods, completely understanding Well…if Mr Lemony Fresh does that for ya…good…I’ll uh, try to loosen up…it’s just…hard
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:06 AM
When I was living big, I always had to wear a face mask. My... benefactor said it would help my image. Sure enough, whenever I took it off... people never liked what they saw.
03:06
Sorry, I'm rambling a bit.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:07 AM
his brow furrows Nah, s’okay…I’m…sorry ya went through that…
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I guess it's par for the course for most Spamtons. You never know what you've got until it's gone.
03:09
That's why I want to treasure this relationship with Marigold.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:10 AM
he nods I just, worry for ya. I know you’re your own man but…well…maybe I’m a juuuust a lil over protective of my friends…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:10 AM
Well... he obviously likes you back, so... I hope it works out.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:12 AM
I hope it does too. He deserves the best, and... I'll do what I can to give it to him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:13 AM
You already are the best, Joe. Don't worry too much. I can tell ya, I don't think Marigold has had a meaningful relationship in his life. You're special.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:13 AM
he shakes his head Buddy, you got it backwards! If anything I’m not sure he deserves a fantastic guy like you! But, we’ll, if ya say he loves ya back.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:15 AM
You guys... think I'm special?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:15 AM
‘Course we do! You’re a real sweet guy, Joey
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:16 AM
Of course! I was just telling Saul the other day you're like a real brother to me.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:17 AM
A real brother... huh. Well, I'd be happy if you considered me to be one!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:18 AM
He smiles Of course.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:19 AM
he chuckles Welcome to the family!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:24 AM
Family... wow... He's tearing up a bit. I haven't had someone call me that in forever.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:25 AM
He grabs him up in a hug Get used to it, pal!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:25 AM
he gently pats him on the backYou’re stuck with us, Ehaha
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:26 AM
He's just gonna break down into happy tears now if that's OK.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:28 AM
he chuckles Aww, is the thought of us never leavin ya alone so bad it’s makin ya cry? Ehaha…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:29 AM
He let's him go, he's sniffling too, a little
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Haha... I just... never expected something like this to happen to me.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:31 AM
You deserve the best, pal.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:35 AM
The best... yeah, you guys deserve it too.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:36 AM
he laughs Aw, you guys are so sappy. ‘S a good think ya got a tough guy like me lookin out for ya! he’s tearing up too
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Looks like we're all saps now, then...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:38 AM
No I’m not! he sniffs
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:40 AM
He laughs You can be a tough sap.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:40 AM
I think it's tougher to admit your feelings than to pretend you don't have any.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:42 AM
he bites his lip Th-then I guess you guys are the tough ones! Congrats! Ehaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Oh, let it out, Saul! We're all tough here!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Yeah! Be tough with us!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:51 AM
…he immediately starts sobbing and hugs them both so tight he lifts them off the ground I l-love you guysss
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:52 AM
We love you too, buddy!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:53 AM
We love you too!
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 03:53 AM
J walked into the kitchen. He knew he had to leave for a short while, go back to his own world - so he came to say goodbye. Hey Trashton, Esau, dad.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:54 AM
Oh, hey J!
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 03:54 AM
Sorry I disappeared for so long.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:54 AM
he’s so caught up in emotions he picks up J too Kiddo!!! I missed ya!
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 03:55 AM
J grabbed onto him, laughing. It's good to see you too!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:57 AM
he’s huffing and puffing at holding all three of them. He gives them all one more squeeze before he gently puts them back down
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:58 AM
J! How's it going?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Okay returning the favor! He picks up Saul and lifts him up
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 03:59 AM
It's going great! I... Actually came to say goodbye. I need to leave to my world for a short while, earn some money...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Oh! Keep up updated if you can! Make that mad dough!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:59 AM
he gently holds his arm Kid, if it’s money ya need just leave it up to your old man!
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Mr. Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:00 AM
I CAN SELL ANYTHING
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:00 AM
What do you need money for? He puts Saul down
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:00 AM
That was fun Ehaha
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:01 AM
J smiled, gently squeezing his hand. Haha! Don't worry dad, I don't need much. Besides, I wanted to see how my brothers are doing... Oh and ah, the money. I um uh. Just- just a little teeny-tiny thing.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:01 AM
he eyes him curiously …Oh yeah?
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:02 AM
He nodded, blushing slightly. Yep! Nothing illegal!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Awww, but sometimes illegal stuff is fun.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:02 AM
he squints Nothin illegal eh?
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Yes! Absolutely! Just uhhhhhhh.... Tea.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:03 AM
He crosses his arms and smirks Tea?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:03 AM
the little hamster wheel is turning in his head Tea…
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Oooh!
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Yeah, tea! T-the nice kind!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:04 AM
microwave ding sound effect …Who’s tea? he smirks Ya can tell me!
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Uhhhh no one's!! Absolutely! Just tea! Aaaaaand he's blushing now. Yep.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Ohhho, someone's got a sweetheart!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:06 AM
he gently ruffles his hair Aw, s’okay. I know ya probably would be too embarrassed to tell me. But, I won’t lie. I’m real curious now. Ehaha
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Ummm... I'll tell you. But just, uh, not now, alright? Maybe if this works out, you know...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:08 AM
he nods Well, I’m sure you’ll sweep ‘em clean off their feet kiddo!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Yeah! You'll get them, you're a catch!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:10 AM
You've got this in the bag!
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:10 AM
J smiled, laughing quietly. Thank you all. You're amazing people...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:11 AM
he looks at J for a moment, pensive, then shakily gives him another hug I uh, know you’re a grown man and all…but with all the stuff that’s been happenin…I just hope ya stay safe out there…
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:12 AM
J tightly hugged him, smiling. Will do, dad. I promise.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:13 AM
he gives him a couple of pats on the back before letting him go A-and if you’re ever in trouble, remember to come straight back here, aight? he heads to the kitchen door …with that…I think I have a couch with my name on it…Goodnight Every!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Night, Saul!
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:15 AM
He nodded, letting go and waving. Goodnight, dad. And bye everyone... I think I'll head off now.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:15 AM
See you later, Saul!
04:15
Take care out there, OK J?
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Spamton J BOT 15-Mar-22 04:16 AM
Ok! He waved them goodbye and headed back upstairs.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:21 AM
Bye J! Later days!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:22 AM
It's nice, you know... it feels like things are... finally calming down.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:31 AM
Yeah... it's nice. He smiles in earnest
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:07 AM
And yet... I know they won't stay this way.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:08 AM
..... I have to believe they will.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:08 AM
Believe me, I want to believe it, but... with how chaotic things are here, yeah...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:09 AM
We've survived inner demons, monsters, viruses, literal angels... maybe there's nothing we can't handle!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:13 AM
Nothing we can’t handle, huh. Sheesh, that almost makes us sound like badasses.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:16 AM
Maybe we are. He grins
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:17 AM
But we mostly cried our way to victory!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:18 AM
Hey, a win is a win!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:30 AM
I guess??? It still feels a bit like we cheated but OK!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:32 AM
Hey, either way, things are working out!
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?????? BOT 15-Mar-22 05:34 AM
a bunch of Nanaimo bars fall from the ceiling
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:34 AM
See? He takes one and starts munching on it
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:37 AM
I guess all we can do is wait, see and enjoy some Nanaimo.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:40 AM
That's the idea!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:44 AM
Well if anything does cause trouble again, I’ll be sure to take care of it!
05:45
…Oh, but my bat’s broken. Saffron snapped it in two. I need to get a new one.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:55 AM
Ask Marigold. I'm sure he can get you a new one.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:11 AM
Yeah, I think I will.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:13 AM
That's the spirit!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 10:18 AM
Frozen heads in here for something to eat. He glances out the window. It's a bit nicer to look at now, isn't it? Even if the bench got vandalized.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Enters the kitchen and goes to the coffee machine, he starts poking around looking for something
15:57
He begins to prepare the stuff to make a loaf of bread. It's a day for fresh bread
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:06 PM
he entered the kitchen, sniffing the air for the scent of coffee when he noticed Esau GOOD MORNING.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:06 PM
He's kneading dough, pretend we went through the process of the yeast foaming and mixing the flour and the like. Its a dough now Morning, big guy!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:14 PM
You gonna stay for fresh bread?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:15 PM
he looked down at the dough curiously … YOU ARE ABLE TO MAKE BREAD AT HOME?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:16 PM
Yeah, I've been making my own bread my whole life?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:17 PM
he finds this surprising, having been used to being catered and cooked for since, well his whole life O HAVE ALWAYS ASSUMED CHEFS MAKE BREAD AND NO ONE ELSE COULD.
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appleangel 15-Mar-22 04:17 PM
(*I)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:19 PM
..... He laughs a little Back when I was in my shitty little apartment before I was homeless, I made like five loaves in one sitting and it was what I lived on for like a week!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:20 PM
He scratched at his chin, he founds this really fascinating I HAVE NEVER MADE ANYTHING… BESIDES DEMANDS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:21 PM
Well, after you foam up the yeast you mix in the flour to make a dough and you knead it like i'm doing here, and then you oil a bowl and put it in and you drape a tea towel over it and put it someplace warm so it rises... then you punch it down and do it again.
16:22
I'm gonna see if we have caraway seeds to fold into the dough, it's gonna make amazing toast.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:23 PM
he’s listening closely, looking at the dough and wondering how this weird white blob becomes toast and dinner rolls QUITE CURIOUS…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:24 PM
He finishes kneading the dough until it's a round smooth ball and oils a mixing bowl, then plops it in and puts a tea towel over it In about an hour, this'll double in size.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:24 PM
He raises his brow IT GROWS..??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:25 PM
He smiles That's the yeast! It'll grow in size and then you punch it down and knead it again!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:27 PM
This was a big discovery for him, that bread could not be made but it was also alive in a sense? It was all new and fascinating to the large humbled tycoon INCREDIBLE…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:28 PM
Hey if you think this is wild you should make your own beer.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:29 PM
he looked at him with surprise YOU CAN MAKE BEER AT HOME AS WELL??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:29 PM
Gotta get drunk after a day of barely breaking even somehow!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:30 PM
… SO MANY THINGS CAN BE MADE AT HOME? IS THIS TRUE?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:32 PM
Oh yeah! Back when I was in my Cyber City I made everything at home. Beer is expensive, malt, sugar, flour, and yeast is cheap!
16:32
The flour is for the bread, not the beer.
16:35
..... I should make beer again...
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:36 PM
… I REALLY ASSUMED THAT ONE HAD TO TELY ON OTHERS TO MAKE CERTAIN THINGS…
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appleangel 15-Mar-22 04:36 PM
(*rely)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:37 PM
Honestly if you're inventive and dedicated enough you can do almost anything... except make sales. Look at me! I speak three languages! ....It STILL never helped me make a [?!@!] sale.
16:37
He laughs through gritted teeth
16:41
Pretend it's been an hour! He pulls the tea towel off the bowl to reveal the dough has literally doubled in size, maybe more
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:47 PM
he gawked at it with wonder IT IS BIGGER NOW….
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:50 PM
He rolled it out of the bowl Now you do this! He began to punch the dough almost violently before beginning to knead
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 04:54 PM
he flinched, not expecting that you had to literally beat the shit out of dough to make bread !!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 04:55 PM
It's a great way to get out your aggression! He slaps the dough back into the bowl and looks around for caraway seeds, which he finds, amazingly enough
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 05:02 PM
…. MAY I TRY?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:03 PM
In an hour, it's gotta rise again, but you can punch it down and knead it if you want! An hour later... He dumps out the dough, it's even bigger than before! Go on, big guy, give it a shot!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 05:07 PM
he had washed his hands and was looking at the dough. He wondered if he would be too strong to work it … WILL I BREAK IT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:08 PM
It's dough! It's not gonna break! We're gonna have to cut it to make the loaves after this anyway.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 05:10 PM
…. he lifts a fist, then slammed it into the dough as it makes a weird squishy smack sound
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:11 PM
He laughed encouragingly That's it!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 05:18 PM
… the sensation of the dough was kind of odd, but punching it felt… satisfying? He pulled back and did it again
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:21 PM
He watches him punch the dough, taking the opportunity to taste the caraway seeds for freshness and also because he fucking loves caraway seeds So this is gonna be a rye bread, which is good for savory stuff but you don't wanna make french toast out of it...
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 05:26 PM
he’s honestly having a lot of fun punching the dough. He looks over at Esau YOU CAN MAKE DIFFERENT TYPES OF BREAD?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Yeah! Rye, wheat, brioche, pumpernickel... lots of kinds! It depends how you care for it. He takes the dough and sprinkles in the seeds Now fold the seeds in gently.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 05:32 PM
he looked at the dough, then back at Esau, confused …. FOLD?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Here... He takes the dough and begins to fold it into itself, working the seeds through the dough surprisingly gently
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:39 PM
HEY IDIO- PEOPLE. I BROUGHT EGGS. NO IDEA [Y]. He shoves them into the fridge, and turns to see them over the counter doing something. UH. HAVING [what is fun?]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:40 PM
Hey Frozen, I'm making bread.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:40 PM
WHAT [fore]????
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:41 PM
Why not? Do you not like fresh bread?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:43 PM
I DON"T KNOw I NEVER CARED FOR [shopping for wonder bread].
17:43
I [honest to god] ONLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE SCRAMBLED PIPIS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:45 PM
He takes out a pastry cutter and slices the dough into two pieces and begins to shape the dough into loaves Well, now you can have scrambled pipis with rye toast.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:47 PM
WELL. LOOKS :^] NICE
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?????????? BOT 15-Mar-22 05:47 PM
Someone scuttles towards the kitchen. Someone who is on a mission, and will not rest until he gets what he wants.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:48 PM
He slaps the loaves in the oven with a smile Twenty minutes!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:48 PM
watch
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 05:48 PM
You. He points at Frozen, who's the first person he sees in the room, and grabs a square of the brownies, shoving it on his face. Tell me how it tastes.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:48 PM
UH
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OKAY
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He takes one and reluctantly puts it up to his face, low-key sniffing it, and then taking a bite.
17:49
UH
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Well??
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:50 PM
:^] IT IS A GOOD BROWNIE.
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WHAT IS THE OCCASION
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WHY IS EVERYONE BAKING
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 05:51 PM
surprised by how many people were in the kitchen right now ???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 05:51 PM
I like baking. Actually I was thinking about brewing beer again.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Well you see there's this fucking pluglady in my kids' Parent and Teacher's Association, right? And she always brings brownies to the meetings He rests the tray of brownies on the table And she looks at me one day and she says [["Oh it's quite terrible that your adlings don't really have anything to bring for the school's bake sale, because really what addison is going to take time off their day to do something like this"]] Well, this addison doesn't have anything better to do! And I'm about to show her what these devil hands can do I'll make brownies better than hers and shove it on her face Eat this shit, Plugalyn
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:57 PM
YOU SHOULD PUT W- I AM GLAD :^] YOU ARE TAKING TIME TO
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UH
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DO THIS
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 05:59 PM
I'm not making pot brownies 1) Pot sucks 2) I'm not going to get a bunch of 5 year olds and their parents high 3) You are absolutely insane for even considering suggesting this
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 05:59 PM
:^]
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I DIDN"T
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:00 PM
Also the landscaping outside looks really nice I saw it as I walked in The pink dogwood tree goes wonderful with the rotting monster carcass
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:00 PM
IT DOES.
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NOT MUCH WE CAN DO ABOUT THE BODY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Yeah sorry about that.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:01 PM
The things outside will take care of it I think
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:01 PM
UNLESS YOU ALL WANT TO ENJOY THE MOST FOUL SMELL KNOWN TO MAN
18:01
MY FRIENDS I COULD BURN IT FOR YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:01 PM
I already got out the teeth I need... we can make a bonfire.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Frozen there is only one thing worse than the smell of a corpse:
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The smell of corpses burning
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
BURNING ROTTING FLESH IS QUITE THE SMELL YES
18:02
BUT IT IS A QUICK SOLUTION, IS IT NO, FRIEND?
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Married to Spamton 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
not OOOUGHHHHH
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
…. WAIT. YOU CAN PUT DRUGS IN BROWNIES.
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lighterium 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
spampoint
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
YOU DIDN"T KNOW?
18:02
WE SHOULD
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Oh, honey.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
WE SHOULD SHOW YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Laughs
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Also that's a really nice outfit you have, Kingy Wingy
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:03 PM
THE HELL DID YOU JUS- YES IT IS QUITE NICE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Like I said, Spades, you can do almost anything with anything. Like when I used to make jolly rancher vodka.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:05 PM
THANK YOU. I HAVE NOT MADE BREAD OR ANYTHING BEFORE.
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… WHAT FLAVOR VODKA?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Jolly ranchers! It's a fruity hard candy Lightners like! You can infuse vodka with them!
18:07
Actually any fruity hard candy works...
18:08
And it takes less time to make then beer.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:10 PM
he scratched at his chin CURIOUS…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:11 PM
It's good [!@#!]. It's dangerous. So sweet, you can drink it like water.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:11 PM
KING YOU"RE A BIG GUY I THINK YOU COULD JUST GO [crazy with it]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Depends on your tolerance though Don't wanna go overboard and He makes a harsh sound with his tongue, tilting his head shortly y'know
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:12 PM
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR LIMIT IS :^]
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:14 PM
I WILL HAVE TO PRACTICE THEN.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:15 PM
SURE WILL. THE BEST MAN CAN ALWAYS HOLD THEIR LIQUOR
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Yes! I bet I can drink you under the table, Spades! He smirks
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:16 PM
he grinned at Esau IS THAT A CHALLENGE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:16 PM
Maybe!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:17 PM
WELL IN THAT CASE, LET"S GET POURING, YES?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Not now! I have to make it! Also the bread is almost done!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:18 PM
I'll sit this one out, you three have fun I guess I can still hang around for a bit He checks his watch
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:18 PM
OH WE HAVE ALL SORTS OF DRINKS. AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE BREAD :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:19 PM
He opens a pop up and starts pressing buttons. Bags of hard candy, bottles of vodka, and a few Mason jars appear on the table
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:20 PM
he stared at the table curiously ALL OF THIS MAKES CANDY VODKA….
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:21 PM
Yup. He sits back on a chair and munches on one of his brownies
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:22 PM
Frozen is just happy to get the chance to see something awful happen <3. I THINK KING WOULD WIN NO OFFENCE. WOULD LOVE TO BE PROVEN WRONG.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:22 PM
Hell yeah it does. He sorts the candy by flavor and unwraps them, starting to fill the jars about a third of the way Ye of little faith~
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:23 PM
Yeah I mean No offense but I would be surprised if he lost to you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:24 PM
Pouring the vodka into the jars Either way it's a fun time!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:25 PM
FOR SURE :^] His hand reaches for another brownie. <:^3c
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:26 PM
He screws the lids on, making five rainbow colored jars of vodka There. These will be ready tomorrow!
18:27
We've got cherry, apple, grape, lemon, and blue raspberry.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:29 PM
YOU KNOW. IT WOULD BE FUN TO HOLD SOME SORT OF COMPETITION AROUND HERE.
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OH ALONG SIDE THE JOUSTING
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SOMETHING LESS VIOLENT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Know anyone who would partake?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:30 PM
I'm sure everyone here likes a healthy competition, right? Especially if the stakes are high enough
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:30 PM
HMM... NEED A GOOD PRIZE, RIGHT? THE WHOLE REaSON WHY ANYONE WOULD JOIN
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WHAT"S SOMETHING ALL SPAMTONS WANT
18:31
SOME OF US ARE RICH SO... KROMER ISN"T THAT APPEALING
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Maybe they could join just for the fun of it? I know the attic troupe would
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:31 PM
he smiled I COULD OFFER A NICE PRIZE TO WHOEVER WINS.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:32 PM
And that would be...?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:32 PM
YOU CAN"T SAY A NIGHT WITH YOUR WIFE IT WONT WORK. YES WHAT IS IT??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:32 PM
I'm curious, now~
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:33 PM
he reached into his jacket and pulled out an impressive roll of money ALL OF THIS.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:34 PM
ONCE AGAIN. WE HAVE RICH PEOPLE HERE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Got any watches or jewelry maybe?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:36 PM
I DO HAVE A WATCH. AND A RING. he showed off his pink ring, which was big enough to be a bracelet for a Spamton
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:36 PM
HM. WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:37 PM
I used to wear stuff like that when I was a [Big Shot]...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:38 PM
I don't have a need for any of these Also that watch is not flattering to you At all So yeah I guess putting it up as a prize is doing everyone a favor!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:40 PM
HEAHEAHEA!!! MAYBE SOMETHING IN RELATION TO POWER??
18:41
He leans on the table, taping his foot. TO HAVE SOME SORT OF ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY... IMAGINE BEING UNTOUCHABLE FOR A DAY IN THIS HOUSE.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:45 PM
What, you wanna make a fucking Head of Household competition like you're in Big Brother?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:49 PM
he thinks POWER….
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:51 PM
YES
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YES I DO. ACTUALLY.
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YOU DON"T???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:53 PM
He blinks I don't live here
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:55 PM
YEAH BUT PRETEND YOU DID. ALSO YOU PROBABLY WON"T BE HERE FOR THIS ANYWAYS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:56 PM
I know what I want, I want a new wardrobe. A nice one.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 06:57 PM
And what if I come here for it? What are you gonna do about it, Frozen? I'm going to come and win the competition and be Head of the Household and do absolutely nothing with it
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:58 PM
he seemed to have reached an idea HOW DOES THIS SOUND AS A PRIZE TO YOU. A DAY AT MY MANSION. WHATEVER FOOD OR DRINK OR ANYTHING AT ALL YOU DESIRE WILL BE GRANTED.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Can we bring a plus one?
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 06:59 PM
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO BRING A FRIEND OR BELOVED YES.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 06:59 PM
THAT WOULD. :^]
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DO NOTHING??? ARE YOU KIDDING???
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FOOD AND DRINK HUH
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RELAXING
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 06:59 PM
AND I want a nice suit!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 07:00 PM
FANCY DRESS WILL BE PROVIDED.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:00 PM
I WOULD LOVE TO TOUR YOUR ESTABLISHMENT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:00 PM
What, I have my own house I'll sit out in my porch, smoke a cigar and watch my kids play in the garden And you wouldn't be immune to anything But that He points to King is an excellent idea
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:00 PM
SURE IS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:01 PM
The oven dings, Esau pulls two beautiful loaves of rye bread out of the oven
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 07:01 PM
he grinned YOU MUST DEFEAT ME FIRST. THEN YOU MAY TOUR MY MANSION.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:01 PM
He cranes his neck to check the bread That smells nice over there
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 07:02 PM
he sniffed the air, turning towards the oven IS THAT YOUR BREAD.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Hehee yep! He grabs a bread knife and slices a warm piece Don't even need to toast it, it's still warm. He puts it on a plate with a drizzle of olive oil, a little salt, and some red pepper flakes, then offers it to Spades. The caraway gives it a sweet, almost citrus taste with a hint of anise-like flavor
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:05 PM
I haven't eaten homemade bread since my nonna was still alive
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Well come get a slice! He beams
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:06 PM
He stands up and fixes himself a plate, sitting back down to eat
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 07:07 PM
he picks up the bread, sniffing at it and finding the smell incredible. He bites into it
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:09 PM
He's fixing himself another slice similar to the one he made for Spades If I had some truffle salt, then we'd be [cooking with gas]...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:09 PM
I can see if I can get that for you There's a farmer's market a couple blocks away from my house
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:10 PM
Really? That would be incredible!
19:12
He bites into the bread. It's just fluffy enough but still has some chew. The crust is crisp. The caraway seeds mix fondly with the pepper flakes and olive oil. It is comforting and warm. It brings back memories Dang... it's been a while.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:15 PM
But word of advice if it is expensive I'm gonna have to ask someone to pay me back I'm not really Lavish right now
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:16 PM
Oh, yeah, god, don't spend kromer you don't have on me.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 07:18 PM
he was speechless at how delicious the bread had turned out to be, it was like nothing he had ever tried before. And to think someone made it at their own home, not for the sake of someone who demanded it but just because they wanted to make it and share with friends. He takes another bite
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:22 PM
Munching on his slice Makes good sandwiches, too.
19:23
If you want I can make you a loaf.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:32 PM
👈 ❓
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 07:33 PM
he looked over at Esau, surprised … YOU WOULD?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:33 PM
I mean, I'm used to making them in bulk, I can made one for you too, Greeds.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:34 PM
You don't have to It's good bread, but it's okay
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:35 PM
He grins broadly It's no trouble!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:35 PM
MAY I. UH. :^] TRY A SLICE PLEASE?
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Playerton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Peeks his nose into the room. Sniff sniff. He smells food.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:36 PM
He cuts a slice for frozen. It's nice and warm
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:40 PM
He takes a bite. Well it sure is bread. Okay. It's really good bread. SO YOU JUST DO THIS WHENEVER HUH? WHAT KICKED IT OFF???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:40 PM
You're being very polite today, Frozen What's up?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:41 PM
OH I AM NICE NOW. THAT"S JUST HOW IT IS.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:41 PM
Well it's weird coming from you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:42 PM
Bread is good for you, and a sign of camaraderie. It's historically important for social bonds and the carbs are good for when you don't have a car. Which I didn't.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:42 PM
What's your character motive?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:43 PM
Plus who doesn't love bread?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:43 PM
WHY DO YOU ASSUME I HAVE TO HAVE SOME REASON??? I LEARNT MY LESSON AFTER REPEATEDLY GETTING THROWN AROUND. FOR GOOD REASON.
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GOOD POINT. I THINK I LIKE BREAD NOW :^]
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Playerton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:44 PM
Walks in, hands open. Food. Now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:45 PM
Laughs and gives a big slice to Playerton
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Playerton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:45 PM
YESSSSSSS
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:46 PM
I dunno, it sounds really fake Like you're being nice in self-defense and not because Y'know Because you're nice
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:47 PM
???? OKAY??? EVEN IF IT WAS, I CANNOT HELP BUT ASK WHY You WOULD CARE ABOUT SUCH A THING???
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:48 PM
I don't know I notice things and I talk about them Who's gonna do it if I don't? Really, I'm a proverbial martyr.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:50 PM
OKAY JESUS :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:50 PM
Putting the jars of vodka in the pantry to infuse Hey, maybe he is turning over a new leaf. It happens.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:51 PM
IT DOESN"T MATTER IF THE INTENTIONS ARE PURE, THE END RESULT IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT, YES? WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I AM NOT [killing] ANYONE. I DID GET CLOSE LAST NIGHT BUT I"M WORKING ON IT <3
19:52
ANYWAYS LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
19:52
WHAT KIND OF OTHER BREADS CAN YOU MAKE??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:52 PM
What kind of bread do you want?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:52 PM
POPPYSEED. PLEASE.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Alright but when it comes to niceness sincerity is also important
19:53
Maybe you should try being nice in a way that, I dunno Sounds more like you?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Lemon or orange?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:54 PM
I DIDN:T KNOW THEY HAD THEM WITH ORANGE!!! THAT PLEASE :^]
19:54
AS FOR THE NICE THING
19:54
I THINK I AM MORALLY ALIEN TO SOME OF YOU.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:54 PM
Gathering some ingredients, were doing this now!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:54 PM
pogton
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:54 PM
I've never heard you sound sincere in my entire life
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:56 PM
WELL THAT"S OKAY I THINK
19:56
NOT EVERYONE IS BORN WITH IT
19:56
LIKE ME
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:56 PM
You dumped hot tea on my face
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:56 PM
DID I?
19:56
I DON"T REMEMBER
19:56
SORRY
19:56
WAIT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Yes.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 07:56 PM
I THINK I DO
19:57
YEAH SO SORRY ABOUT THAT :^]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 07:58 PM
I mean What's a faceful of hot tea when you've just been given the beating of a lifetime
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 07:59 PM
He places the other uncut loaf into the bread box and places the cut loaf on the table before turning back to measuring out ingredients and juicing oranges
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:00 PM
DIDN"T YOU DESERVE IT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:00 PM
I did Doesn't mean it hurt any less
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:00 PM
MAYBE IT WAS A GOOD THING
20:00
IT HELPED YOU
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AND DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANY OF THAT BREAD STUFF???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:01 PM
pauses You wanna zest these oranges for me before I juice them?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:02 PM
SURE!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:02 PM
He rolls the oranges back and forth under his hand a bit before tossing one to Frozen Come get the zester!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:04 PM
YOU GOT IT [cap]! He grabs the said zester and gets to work. WHAT"S YOUR [fav] BREAD??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Tough call... rye is good for sandwiches, pumpernickel is good with cream cheese and jam, sourdough is really versatile... but I think I like brioche the best. He smiles at Frozen, he's having fun
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:09 PM
I'm not very picky with bread If it tastes good and I can spread butter on it, it's good bread
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:10 PM
OH!!! LOVE CREAM CHEESE ON SOME TOAST!! MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK INTO BAGEL MAKING NEXT!! :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:11 PM
Do you know the secret to perfect bagels?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:11 PM
DO I EVER
20:11
[Spill the beans] GO ON
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:12 PM
You gotta boil 'em.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:12 PM
REALLY NOW!! HOW INTERESTING.
20:13
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU HAVEN"T MADE????
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:14 PM
Oh... lots of stuff. Aside from when my brothers took me to the Cyber Grill I made pretty much everything myself. I ate a lot of rice, bread, beans... carbs like crazy.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:18 PM
I never had much luck with that, back then I mean, I got by fine I think, but I was never much of a cook Still now I'm only just learning to cook stuff because it's literally the one responsibility I have
20:18
And making sure my kids are alive and healthy, but that's not really dependent on cooking I think
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 08:21 PM
he watched them all chat with each other, continuing to eat his bread. Even though they were all technically the same person from different universes it felt like watching an oddball family spend time together in the kitchen. Family was something that he should have taken more seriously and cherished, rather than his power and businesses. He sighed
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:22 PM
Mixing the batter for the bread and putting in a lot of poppy seeds There's a nice glaze you can make for this, too.... we'll just reserve some of the orange juice...
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:22 PM
OOOH GIVE ME YOUR POWER AND BUSINESSES
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:22 PM
ooooooo you wanna give us your power and business soooo bad
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:23 PM
HAS ANYONE MADE SOMETHING FOR YOU, INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND??? YOU KNOW. LIKE BREAD??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:27 PM
Well, when I was a [Big Shot] that sort of thing didn't really matter. People fell over each other to give me everything but it crumbled in the end. I couldn't even keep my favorite coat! I was the odd one out, but it stopped bothering me after a while.
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Playerton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:27 PM
Oooo you wanna give me delicis kromer so bad
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:28 PM
MHM....
20:28
SAD!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:29 PM
Maybe! But it really is okay. He puts the bread in the oven That'll take an hour!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:30 PM
AN HOUR HUH. WELL NOW WHAT.
20:30
GUESS I CAN GO BACK TO DECK BUILDING
20:31
HOW ABOUT YOU ALL??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Not sure... maybe I'll get back to writing.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:32 PM
WRITING WHAT??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Mostly poetry. That's a thing I do pretty regularly.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:34 PM
I SEE :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:34 PM
I do write songs though.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:35 PM
Oh you all got hobbies huh
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:35 PM
IMPRESSIVE ISN"T IT. ITS LIKE WE ARE GOING INSANE FROM BEING IN THE VOID ALL DAY WITH NOTHING BUT OUR OWN FACES.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Speak for yourself, it's better than being in my Cyber City surrounded by monsters.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:37 PM
MONSTERS ARE FINE
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Playerton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:37 PM
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE ALREDY [Now... I've Lost It] A LONG TIME AGO!!!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:37 PM
EYYYY YOU SURE DID [PAL Region]!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:38 PM
I would argue having hobbies is the exact opposite of what people do when they go insane
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:38 PM
OH!! OKAY :^]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:39 PM
I mean look at me One of my daily tasks is "watch an episode of Seinfeld" I decided to microdose it a couple weeks back so I don't end up having a coronary episode
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:39 PM
JUST BLAST THROUGH IT.
20:39
ALL OF IT
20:39
DONE AND OVER WITH
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 08:40 PM
he was starting to remember if he had forgotten something, or someone rather, as he was finishing his bread HMMM…
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Frozen, That would kill me
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:40 PM
NO IT WOULDN:T
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:40 PM
I cannot overstate how much I hate that fucking man
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:41 PM
THEN STOP WATCHING
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:41 PM
I can't
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:41 PM
FIND SOMETHING BETTER
20:41
I WISH TO STUDY YOU UNDER A MICROSCOPE LIKE AN INSECT :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:41 PM
That's really doesn't sound healthy, Greeds.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Buy me dinner first
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:42 PM
WOW
20:42
OKAY 😳
20:42
HEAHAHEAHEA!!!
20:42
PULL A KING
20:42
KIDDING
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:42 PM
Also I can't just stop it because I promised my, uh... He takes a moment to say this word. Seems like it leaves a sore taste in his mouthRoommate
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:42 PM
PFFT???????
20:43
SORRY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:43 PM
What is it?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:43 PM
JUST SAY IT SUCKS
20:43
MOVE ON
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Are you guys like, even friends? At all? I honestly can't tell.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:45 PM
WHO??
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:45 PM
Well you see, We were supposed to watch it together because a friend of ours likes it and we wanted to rekindle with her But he hates it So I said okay, Since I'm home all day with nothing to do I'm gonna watch it and whenever Merciel quizzes us on it I'll just answer for him
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:46 PM
THAT"S A LOT OF [jazz] YOU HAVE NO REASON TO DO
20:46
WHY ARE YOU GETTING QUIZZED??????????????
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:47 PM
Listen, Merciel is Well she is a person That's just how she connects with people I guess
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:48 PM
FIND ANOTHER WAY TO CONNECT.
20:49
THIS [should have been Mercy] MUST HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO CONNECT WITH
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Listen Frozen this isn't an even playing field I'm basically walking into their lives with my tail between my legs asking to hang out after I abandoned them and called them all stupid Among other things that I'd rather not repeat I don't have any leverage with my Business anymore
20:50
All my friends hate me
20:50
And I hate Jerry Seinfeld
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:52 PM
SORRY TO BE BLUNT HERE BUT I WISH I COULD CARE. I"M TRYING SO HARD. THIS IS INCREDIBLY STUPID. JOIN A KNITTING CLUB OR SOMETHING GODDAMN.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:53 PM
That was possibly the worst thing you could've said in this situation Like, of all the possible things to say That would be one of the worst
20:53
Also I'm not doing that I don't knit
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:53 PM
This is fascinating
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:53 PM
OK GO LEARN??? GIVES YOU A REASON TO JOIN>>???
20:54
THIS IS YOUR SO CALLED [sincerity]
20:54
DO SOMETHING ELSE. BEFORE YOU ROT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Well, I'm trying, Frozen I'm really fucking trying What do you think I'm doing when I bake six trays of brownies out of spite Or-or when I come here and indulge you even though I care very little about you or what happens to you I'm trying. To make my life worth living, okay? And I'm sorry if it's not enough for you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:57 PM
The oven dings, he pulls the bread out It smells really good, like oranges
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:57 PM
OH WOW GONNA CRY???
20:57
GONNA PI- SORRY
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 08:58 PM
I'm sorry that your life is so sad you have to pretend to be nice to get any sort of social standing with people
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 08:58 PM
AW YOU MEAN THAT :^3
20:59
ANYWAYS
20:59
BREAD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Mixing a glaze for the bread
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 09:01 PM
I think I've had my fill, thank you You guys can keep the tray, I have a whole bunch more at home He stands up to leave
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Aw, Greeds, you don't have to.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:03 PM
I CAN LEAVE. GO BACK TO DECK BUILDING. NO BIGGIE AT ALL, SIR :^] SORRY YOU DON"T LIKE ME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Frozen, come on. Show some tact.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 09:04 PM
No, I'm done
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:05 PM
...... Alright, pal. Have a good day, okay?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 15-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Bye He's off to the living room
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:06 PM
:^] BYEEEE!!!! COME BACK SOON!!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Pouring the citrus glaze on the bread
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:08 PM
CURIOUS TO SEE HOW HE WILL TURN OUT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:08 PM
You don't need to torment him.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:09 PM
IT"S ENRICHMENT FOR HIM
21:09
I THINK HE LIKES BEING MAD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Cuts a slice of the warm orange poppyseed bread and passes it to Frozen
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:10 PM
he gets up, then walked over to esau HOW LONG DID YOU SAY THAT YOUR CANDY VODKA WILL TAKE TO MAKE?
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:10 PM
THANK YOU :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:11 PM
About a day.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:11 PM
He takes a bite. Amazing as ever. He always liked poppyseed bread, never got to have it enough. 👍
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Playerton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:12 PM
More wiggling.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:12 PM
HAVE SOME!! ALL OF YOU :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:12 PM
He passes a slice to Spades and gives one to Playerton
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Playerton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:13 PM
He excitedly eats this piece of bread as well.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Then he takes a slice and goes into the common area
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:14 PM
he takes the bread and has a bite, amazed that this was almost as good as the Rye loaf was. Homemade bread really was something magical to him
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:20 PM
He returns Anyway, this bread actually freezes really well.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:22 PM
he smiled at Esau, finishing his bread THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR KINDNESS. I THINK IT IS TIME FOR ME TO RETURN TO MY DIMENSION. I WANTED TO ASK YOU WHEN YOU WANTED TO HAVE OUR DRINKING CHALLENGE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Oh tomorrow, definitely. He smirks
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:25 PM
he chuckled I WILL ARRANGE TO MEET WITH YOU THEN. I WILL ALSO HAVE TO SEE ABOUT PRACTICING MAKING MY OWN BREAD… OR PRACTICE MAKING SOMETHING INSTEAD OF DEMANDING FOR ONCE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Yeah! To both of those things! And don't be discouraged if the first few tries aren't the best... takes practice.
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:30 PM
he nodded I AM QUITE STUBBORN AND WILL NEED TO REMIND MYSELF THAT. THANK YOU AGAIN…. “ESAU” WAS IT NOT? he held out his large hand to shake
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:31 PM
He shakes his hand vigorously in both of his That's me! Esau G. Spamton!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:37 PM
he grinned CHALLENGING YOU WILL BE FUN. AND I HOPE TO BRING YOU SOME BREAD THAT YOU WILL ENJOY AS MUCH AS I HAVE ENJOYED YOURS ONE DAY.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:38 PM
He laughs joyfully I'm looking forward to it, pal!
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:44 PM
he chuckled, then started to leave the kitchen GOOD BYE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Later days, Spades!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:44 PM
BYE
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King Spades BOT 15-Mar-22 09:45 PM
he waves to them both and then started to head for the stairs to return to the portal in J’s room
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:45 PM
EUGH FINALLY THAT GUY IS GONE. I HATE GUESTS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I dunno, I like him. He starts cleaning up
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:47 PM
NOTHING LIKE SUDDENLY HAVING TO CLEAN UP AND OFFER SNACKS ALL THE TIME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Doesn't bother me.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:49 PM
REALLY, EH? I"D LET GUESTS ROAM AROUND WHILE I DO NOTHING ALL DAY IF I COULD
21:50
NOT THAT I:D HAVE A REASON FOR GUESTS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Yeah, you're kind of a lone wolf, huh?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:51 PM
She walks in, listening into this complicated debate. She waves at the two of them.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:51 PM
👋
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:51 PM
He smiles and winks at her Want some orange poppy bread? I just made it.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:52 PM
PEOPLE ARE COMPLICATED SO I DON"T BOTHER
21:52
NOT BEING WEIRD OR EDGY
21:52
JUST SO MUCH TO THINK AND CARE ABOUT
21:52
TRY THE CAKE FOR SURE :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:52 PM
People are complicated, but I kind of like that.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:52 PM
ARE YOU ONE FOR PUZZLES AT ALL???
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 09:55 PM
It's more like birdwatching than puzzle solving.
21:55
Speaking from my own life, I just like seeing other people live their lives.
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 09:57 PM
MHM... USUALLY YOU DON"T TALK TO THE BIRDS, THOUGH.
21:57
BUT I GUESS NOT WITH PUZZLES EITHER HEAHEAHEA
21:58
WELL. I BETTER GET BACK TO WORK. I"VE MEANDERED LONG ENOUGH AROUND HERE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Have fun with the deck!
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 15-Mar-22 10:04 PM
o7 He heads out.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:07 PM
He's all smiles. It's been a good day Do how are you doing, starlight?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:16 PM
...Better.
22:17
Not freaking out about what happened the other day, at least.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:18 PM
I'm glad. And Sera is back now so it looks like things might calm down a bit.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:19 PM
...Wait, he's back?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Yeah. He's upstairs, where he always is. He seems....normal?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:25 PM
...He probably isn't.
22:25
I mean, he's at least a person again, but he's not normal.
22:25
...Or maybe I'm just reaching.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I mean... he's acting normal. No one's said anything. I don't think we should worry about it right now.
22:30
If I let myself freak out, it'll just be bad for me.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:40 PM
...Yeah. You're right.
22:40
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, amiright?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:43 PM
He turns around to give her a smile. It's full of hope. All we can do is be ready for whatever happens. And... I have you. I'm not too worried. He was worried about her, about losing her, about her slipping from his fingers, pulled away by a force too great for him to do anything to stop... but. He pushed that down. She was strong. She could handle herself He kept up the smile, and it really was earnest
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:44 PM
She smiled back, offering her admittedly large bag of tortilla chips to him.
22:44
Want some?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Yes. He takes a handful and starts to munch. He's... happy. He's smiling. For once, bad things seem far away Thank you, starlight.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Anytime, Angel.
22:47
She sits down at the table.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:47 PM
He pours her a cup of coffee
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:48 PM
She takes it.
22:48
So, what did I miss?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Well, today I baked three loaves of bread, started on some candy vodka, and tomorrow King Spades and I are gonna have a drinking contest with it!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:50 PM
...Candy vodka?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:50 PM
He grins Yep! He goes into the pantry and pulls out a jar of nearly fluorescent cherry red vodka
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:51 PM
She can’t help but stare.
22:51
Like, candy candy?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Yeah, i'm infusing the liquor with jolly ranchers. You know that Lightner candy.
22:51
I used to do this all the time when I was younger!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:53 PM
…Can I try some?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:53 PM
It's not done just yet, but you can have a taste~ Do you want cherry, lemon, grape, blue raspberry, or apple?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Blue raspberry. Always has been my favorite.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:55 PM
He pulls out the blue raspberry vodka and unscrews it, giving Esther a lil shot of it before putting the lid back on It is sweet. It is bursting with blue raspberry jolly rancher flavor and it's only been infusing for half a day. It almost masks the alcohol completely
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:57 PM
She takes it better than most of the vodka shots she had in her life.
22:57
…You sure this is Vodka?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:57 PM
He chuckles Very much so. This stuff is dangerous, Esther.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:58 PM
No, I’m serious, you’re absolutely sure this is 100% genuine Vodka, right?
22:58
She’s amazed.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Check the garbage. It's full of empty vodka bottles
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:01 PM
…Wow. I didn’t even think Vodka could taste like this!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:02 PM
If you think that's good, imagine how it'll be tomorrow when we actually have our little battle~ If I can drink Spades under the table, we can go on a little day trip to his manor!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Holy shit.
23:04
You think I can get in on that?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:04 PM
You wanna join in?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Hell yeah! I’ve drunk so many people under the table back when I was living big.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:05 PM
It would give us double the chance to win... He pumps his fist with a big grin Alright! You're in, starlight!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:06 PM
She fist pumps.
23:06
Just don’t blame me if you lose, Angel.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Oh don't think i'll go easy on you because I love you~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:08 PM
Essie, never go easy on me.
23:08
She smirks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:10 PM
Oho, are you sure? Never go easy on you?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Of course not. I want you to give me everything you've got.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:12 PM
He lowers his voice to a drawling purr You think you can take everything i've got, starlight~?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:13 PM
She chuckles, before staring him straight in the eye.
23:13
Oh, I know I can.
23:13
Can you?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:13 PM
He smiles languidly at her and leans forward, stealing a kiss
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:14 PM
She leans completely into the kiss. It's passionate as all hell.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:16 PM
He backs up against the table and grabs her up into his arms. He practically lifts her off the floor as he kisses her the way he's wanted to for forever. Passionate, lurid, intense. Then, he puts her down and breaks the kiss with a husky chuckle Starlight~ Not in the kitchen~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:18 PM
She can't help but blush. Seems like he won the out-flustering competition.
23:19
Essie, stop it~!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:19 PM
You stop it~ I like a girl with some fire~
23:19
He releases her and brushes her off a little
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:21 PM
She grabs his hand as he releases her.
23:21
Well lucky you, cause you managed to snag yourself a furnace.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:22 PM
He raises his brows, smiling widely at her You better be careful~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:22 PM
You be careful. It's a miracle you haven't gotten burnt yet.
23:23
She leans back in for an embrace.
23:24
Her Soul's beating like crazy. It's probably enough that a little bit of heat's actually coming off of it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:25 PM
Is that an invitation? He pulls her into his arms and presses up chest to chest. He can feel her soul beating, and the warmth radiating off of it. He whispers into her ear Because if it's you, I think i'd like it~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:27 PM
She gives him a little peck on the nose.
23:27
It's electrifying.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:28 PM
He shudders, is that smoke coming out from his collar? Oh yes it is Oh [hochi mama]~!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:30 PM
She smirks, starting to drag him back to her room.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:31 PM
WWHOaOWHAOOaHAAAHEeheaeheheaeheSTARLIGHT!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:32 PM
You said it yourself! Not in the kitchen!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:34 PM
He grips the doorframe to stop her with a smile Starlight if we're gonna have fun it's not gonna be in this house~ He catches her around the waist with his arm and kisses her forehead
23:35
Too many people running around. Not enough... privacy~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:40 PM
She laughs, rolling her eyes.
23:41
Fine! We'll wait for some other time to have fun...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:44 PM
Hey this is as hard for me as it is for you~! He kisses her hand, and wrist, and nuzzles up her arm until his face is pressed against her neck We're we not in a house with a bunch of other people... I would ruin you, starlight~
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(*Were)
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:47 PM
Oh, I'm taking that as a challenge, Angel.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:49 PM
I hope you are~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:50 PM
...Not to break the mood, but we probably should find somewhere to live.
23:51
Not that I don't like the chamber! It's just that...I want something just for the two of us.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:53 PM
Leave? Here? He stops and considers it a moment I have to think about it. It's not that I don't want to, trust me, I do, but this place is full of my family... He places his hands on her shoulders Let me look into options, okay? Maybe not to move but like... a summer home. That's a home we can go to whenever we want.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:55 PM
Oh, I don't wanna leave, either.
23:55
I just want something where it can just be the two of us, sometimes.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:56 PM
We'll figure it out. We have a dimensional briefcase now. We can figure out anything. He smiles I'm feeling exhausted, starlight... i'm gonna ahead upstairs, okay?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:57 PM
Don't have too much fun without me.
23:57
She smiles gently.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:58 PM
Fun without you? Perish the thought~ He kisses her one more time- slowly- before he pulls back and heads out
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 15-Mar-22 11:58 PM
Love you.
23:58
And she's back to eating her chips.
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She hears a scream. She sighs. Those chips are gonna have to wait.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 12:13 AM
Another shot.
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"Esau G. Spamton" BOT 16-Mar-22 12:13 AM
little
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this time the shot hits him, he's not used to his current center of gravity and it blasts him through the window
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OOF
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 12:14 AM
He climbs out the window after him
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 12:14 AM
Get him, Angel.
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She takes her time climbing out the window.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 12:54 AM
He heads in, fighting the winding strings as he grabs a butcher's knife out of the block and begins to saw through them
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Playerton BOT 16-Mar-22 01:02 AM
HEY PAL, EASE UP ON THE [Knif] !!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 01:03 AM
He falls down onto his knees in front of Playerton and roars at him
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He snaps the last few strings and hits the floor, panting harshly as he reverts back into the normal Esau, which was good because he was starting to grow a little F-Ffu- Fuuck...
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Esther...? Esther! He flees out the nearest exit, which is that window
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Playerton BOT 16-Mar-22 01:13 AM
???? ??? ???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Mar-22 10:30 AM
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GET SOME BITCHES ARC BOT 16-Mar-22 12:30 PM
Frozen sees him though the window, and aims a handful of burning trash at the glass.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Mar-22 01:31 PM
He comes back here, and starts fixing some light snacks with all the homemade bread from yesterday, as well as a jar of fresh lemonade. He's feeling charitable today. Must be the concussion.
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 03:04 PM
J's here. He comes up to the kitchen counter and starts preparing ingredients for cookies. He was planning to make a lot, but also to sneak some for Picotee, to give them along with the bouquet.
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 04:18 PM
He's mixing the dough now, following a recipe only he and Gods know.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 04:18 PM
he enters the Kitchen, then saw J was making… something. He knocks on the door frame Hey, J!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 04:20 PM
J turned to face him, smiling. The bruise on his cheek was very prominent. Hey toony! How have you been?
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 04:21 PM
he smiled Hey J—! he sees the bruise, wincing Oh yikes, [whatever happens happens] to your [cheeky little bugger]?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 04:23 PM
He returned to mixing the dough. Oh, this? Got in a bit of a scuffle with my brother. It's already healing actually, it's been what, a week? Anyway, I deserved it. Was a pretty good slap, not going to lie.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 04:24 PM
hearing that worried him, having a crappy rapport with brothers seemed to be a running theme in this household [Just desserts] or not, are you [ok computer remastered lp]?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 04:26 PM
Yeah! We made up. I mean, I did disappear for nearly two months for them... They were just worried. He separated the dough into four segments, three of which he wrapped in plastic and put in the fridge, and the last one he began to roll out.
16:31
Also, I'm making cookies. Want to help?
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 04:36 PM
he smiled [don’t get mad get glad] to hear you two [make up tutorial fail compilation]! he then glanced at the dough [you must have cookies enabled], huh? Sure!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 04:40 PM
Alright! He pulled up a stool for him to stand on. There you go. I've already rolled the dough out, do you mind shaping it with cookie cutters? He placed a few in front of Toony: heart, crescent moon, flower, gingerbread man shape and a circle.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 04:52 PM
He looked over at J Sure, what [get in shape for spring break] should I [cut to the chase] With? I got [April showers bring may flowers], [heart shaped object], [moons over my hammy meal deal], a [circle which option suits you best], and [you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man]!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 04:54 PM
Eh, just mix and match as you go! Just so there's some for everyone. In the meantime he turned on the oven and lined a baking sheet with parchment paper, greasing it.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 05:26 PM
he nodded Okay! he then started using each cutter to cut out the batter into shapes. It felt like months since he got to actually make anything in the kitchen, it felt comforting and relaxing
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 05:29 PM
He squinted at the oven for a while before sighing. Do you know the temperature there? I can't see it. he started putting the cut out shapes onto the baking tray.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 05:29 PM
he glanced over and read it aloud 350 [degrees of separation]!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Oh, then it should be good. Is there any space left? I can roll it out again if you want to. As soon as he heard the 'beep' from the oven, which meant it finished heating up, he put the first tray inside, setting a timer for 10 minutes.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 05:49 PM
he looked at the cookies he cut out, counting them I got [23 and Me] of ‘em. [Want more? Click here to follow for more videos]?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Yeah, I thought I'd use all of the dough up. Hold on a second... He collected the scraps and reformed them into a ball, rolling it out again. Just in time - his alarm beeped, and he took the tray out of the oven, setting it aside.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 05:58 PM
he waited for J to finish enrolling before he could cut out more cookies
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:00 PM
They repeated the process a couple of times. Cut, bake, collect, roll... Until there was no dough left and a result of their work was a big plate of still warm cookies. All done! Thank you for the help, Toony.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 06:17 PM
he smiled You’re [welcome to the internet]! He felt really accomplished at the baking they had done, looking over the big plate of cookies. This was a nice break from the craziness the house had been going through
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Want to try some? They're my take on gingerbread. Quite tasty as well, I believe!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 06:20 PM
he nodded Sure! he took a moon-shaped cookie and bit into it. It was warm, chewy, and really delicious. He sighed This is [deals too good to be true]!!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:21 PM
He himself took the heart-shaped one, slowly eating it. Mm... Yep! They turned out pretty great!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 06:24 PM
he laughed [great jobs are waiting for your applications], J! We oughta [save the best for last] for Saul, too, when he gets up!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:25 PM
I'm sure there's enough for everyone! I just need to grab a few to go. He picked out six heart-shaped cookies, putting them in a small box and tucking it away for the time being.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 06:25 PM
he sets aside a moon-shaped one for Saul… for reasons
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:27 PM
He thought for a moment. And replaced three out of six hearts with flowers, nodding to himself and sitting down at the table.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 06:38 PM
he grabs a few and sits at the table with J Do you want some [got milk]?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:39 PM
Hmm, yeah, won't mind it!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 06:45 PM
he gets back up and goes to the cupboard to grab some glasses and went to the fridge to grab the milk, pouring themselves some before returning the carton to the fridge and coming back to the table. He sets the glass for J in front of him, tapping it on the surface so he’ll know where it was Here you are.
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:46 PM
J took the glass in his hands, smiling. Not having to strain his sense of aura around Toony really helped him relax at times. He took a sip. Thank you.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 06:56 PM
he sits down to eat his cookies You’re [welcome to the internet]! he eats one of his cookies, dunking it into his glass
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 06:57 PM
`Jay preferred to eat the cookies separately. He was gonna munch and he was gonna crunch. Silently.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 06:59 PM
he steps in Hey Every! Oh, good ta see ya back, kiddo!
19:00
he then eyes the cookies…
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:00 PM
J smiled as soon as he saw Saul, turning towards him. Hey dad! How long was I gone?
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:00 PM
he sees Saul and waved Hey pal! [thanks for the memories] for your [members only jacket thrift store score] last night!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:02 PM
he smiles at them both I actually dunno kid, I think I slept the whole time! Ehaha he scratches his chin And no problem, Toony, though ya mighta needed it more than me at the time.
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:03 PM
J took a sip of the milk, trying not to disturb his bruise, which was acting up for some reason. Oh, not long then. For me it's been a week or so!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:06 PM
he gets a better look at J Kid…what happened to your cheek? Did someone hit you? Point me to em I just wanna talk… he does not just wanna talk
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:08 PM
Oh, this, please don't! You know I went back home, right? Turns out two months had passed there. My brothers were worried sick, and well, things were off to a rough start. I deserved this, though.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:09 PM
his brow furrows but he nods in understanding Ah…that’s rough…I hope you fellas made up?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:10 PM
Yeah, we're all fine now. It's been much better, actually.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:12 PM
J and I made [do you have cookies enabled] earlier! he pointed to the plate with the moon cookie [Saved by the bell tv marathon] one for you.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:16 PM
That’s good… I’m glad you guys could patch things up! I had some real good friends once who were like brothers to me but…I completely ruined that a long time ago… he then glances at the moon shaped cookie and beams…it reminds him of someone very special to him thanks, pal. he takes the cookie and eats it slowly for once
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:18 PM
Jay smiled. It was nice, seeing Saul so happy. I also got some cookies for pi... A friend! I might need to visit them later, give these as a little gift.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:19 PM
he smiled at Saul, then raised a brow at J A… [friend or foe], huh?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:20 PM
Yeah, a friend! S-something wrong?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:21 PM
he swallows the bite of cookie he was eating Oh? A friend? Or a friend? he waggles his eyebrows I’m waggling my eyebrows right now. Ehaha
19:21
Specifically when I said friend not when I said friend.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:22 PM
he chuckled [money for nothing chicks for free], but… what [two of a kind] of [friend or foe], pal? he’s also wagging them brows son
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:22 PM
Oh yeah, this young man just can't keep his emotions straight. Whoops. He's blushing now. Oh- uh- huh- um- I mean- a friend is a friend, right?
19:23
what more could there be to a friend? I mean, it's a friend...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:23 PM
Ok, then, tell me all about ‘em! he smirks
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:24 PM
T-tell you about them? Ummm... I don't think you know them!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:24 PM
Oh? Paint me a picture then. J style. he chuckles
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:25 PM
Well... They're nice. Very um... soft, and chill! And totally my friend, of course!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:27 PM
Mmhmm, have you held hands with them yet? his smirk only gets more smug, it’s nice not being in the receiving end of teasing for once
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:27 PM
He blushed brightly, hiding his face in his hands. Dadddd! Come on, why?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:29 PM
he chuckles Aw, ain’t a dad supposed to be a lil nosey? Can’t help but be curious who’s got ya all flustered like this.
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:29 PM
I can't tell you! Well, not yet, at least... But I really can't!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:30 PM
he eats his cookies, chuckling
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:31 PM
he smiles warmly, patting him on the shoulder Aight I’ll let up on ya, kid. Just be sure to invite your old man to your wedding. Ehahaha
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:33 PM
He sighed, already accepting the fact he's not getting out of this alive as it seems as if all the blood in his body rushed to his face. W-we aren't even dating yet! I'm even sure if he wants to....
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:34 PM
he nods I know the feeling… he thinks about the special surprise that he wants to put together for Midnight …and what happens after…
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B-but! It’s worth a shot! Just…try and ask em. You m-might be surprised!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Jay sighed, smiling. A-alright. But only if you promise to do so too! A certain star seems to have waited long enough...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:37 PM
he blushes brightly and laughs Dang, walked right into that one…I-I…I’ll try…
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:38 PM
Don't worry, you already have this one in the bag. I even made cookies to go along with it!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:39 PM
he finishes his cookie Wh-hunh?
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:40 PM
he looked over, surprised as well Huh?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:40 PM
Welll... You could just pack her some! As a gift. Originally I wasn't planning this, but um... It works out!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:41 PM
he blushes Y-you’re sure, kid?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:42 PM
He blushed as well. Um, well, this is what I'm going for. Maybe you should try too?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:43 PM
…th-thanks, kid. I kinda need all the help I can get! I uh…haven’t…d-d-dated anyone in a…well a very long time. Ehah…
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:44 PM
Well I haven't dated anyone ever... We're kind of on the same page here.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:46 PM
he smiles to himself, a box of cookies from his son, a suit from marigold, and some flowers from some friend of Esau’s…maybe things could go perfectly after all?
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Jay smiled, standing up and giving him a quick hug, before stretching and yawning. But, I think I'm going to bed now. Need to collect my thoughts... Night dad, night Toony!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:48 PM
he waved [good night sweetheart good night], J!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:48 PM
he hugs him back…he’s getting more used to this whole hugging thing…he really likes it. Night kid! Sleep well!
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Spamton J BOT 16-Mar-22 07:49 PM
He smiled, before leaving to his room.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 07:52 PM
he sighed J is a [nice as ice] kid, huh?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 07:55 PM
He sure is.I’m real proud of him…I outta tell him that, shouldn’t I? Oh well…whenever I see him next.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:00 PM
he nodded He’s [you make me feel so young] to have… y’know… he points to his eyes
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 08:03 PM
he sighs heavily yeah…I still think about…if I had just been there…but we can’t dwell on it, ya know? He’s still J…he’s still a wonderful kid.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:07 PM
he sighs again I [hope for the best] I’m [lend a helping hand] him.. never had to [wheel and deal] with this [extreme before and after make over photos]…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 08:15 PM
It was…a real shock when it happened… he still remembered that night having J walk up to him for the first time like that. How he held his soft, sweet face and cried for him. The scars still fresh and raw. He felt himself tearing up from the memory. …yeah…
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:25 PM
… he looks at his glass of milk, thinking [how many minutes within a year] of us in other [a dimension of space and time the twilight zone] do you [think tank] are [blind as a bat]? Or [deaf as a post]? Or just need [lend a helping hand] more than [it’s not unusual 10 hour video loop]…?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 08:27 PM
he shakes his head I wish we could bring them all here…being on your own is…even when you’re not hurtin like that it’s really, really hard…
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:28 PM
… he smiled We [get a lucky streak at our casino and resort] with this [our house in the middle of the street], huh?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 08:29 PM
he smiles back We really did, didn’t we? It’s amazing. I didn’t think I’d get another chance…but…here we are!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:30 PM
he nodded Yeah. [you are here] we are.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:39 PM
I [think tank]… I needed today. It was [peace and quiet] baking with J.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Its a good thing you were baking with him and not with me! I think my cooking methods tend to be…less peaceful. Ehaha
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:43 PM
he laughed really?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Ehaha, really. I’m not…the kinda guy who…uh. I make messes, a lot, even when I don’t mean ta. he looks a little embarrassed
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 08:55 PM
You at [the least I could do] know it, [some of these days] folks [don’t bother] or are [clueless anniversary edition] about it!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 08:57 PM
he smiles Well…maybe I’m a lil bit clueless. Ehahaha
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 09:00 PM
he wanted to comment on that but held back, but honestly Saul was at least a good-natured doofus sometimes. He at least wanted to make up for anything he might have done wrong, a lot of people he knew back in the day didn’t even want to bother
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Any [man with a plan] for today?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 09:10 PM
he leans back in his chair and hums Not particularly! Maybe practice guitar…maybe paint some more later. What about you? Got anything on your schedule?
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 09:11 PM
He shrugged [money for nothing chicks for free] really. [here’s hoping] today is a [spice up boring meals with these kitchen tips] one for [once in a lifetime deals]…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 09:18 PM
he chuckles Yeah, it sure seems like a whole lot happens here! Like, all the time. Some of it is fun don't get me wrong! But other things... he still hears his voice in his head, echoing from the pit. "YYYYYEEEAAHHHH BABEEEYYY". he shivers
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Its nothing but his imagination.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 09:20 PM
...theres an intense chill up his spine. Nothing shagadelic here. Austin Powers isn't real. He isn't.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 09:34 PM
…. You [ok computer remastered lp], pal?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 09:36 PM
he gives a forced grin I'm f-fine! Ehahaha. Just groovy...
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 09:40 PM
he gives him A Look but shrugs it off. Then, he remembered something Say, Saul…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Yeah, pal?
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 09:42 PM
So [our house in the middle of the street] has [room for one more] for almost [everybody dance now dirty dubstep mix.mp3] here… [where’s the beef] yours?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 09:45 PM
he shrugs Well uh...I haven't found mine yet...though I haven't been lookin that hard either. I'm pretty happy as I am!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 09:53 PM
he cocked his head at him Really?
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You don’t [want it need it gotta have it] your own [space case]? Your own [private idaho] spot in [our house in the middle of the street] or even a [cosy bed and breakfast air bnbs for summer vacation]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 09:55 PM
he fidgets awkwardly ...well...truth is...the main reason is that I can't sleep when it's too quiet. I've gotten so used ta the noise of sleeping outside in a city...
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I-If it's too quiet...I don't feel safe. Weird, I know. Ehaha
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...so sleeping on the sofa, you guys come and go and make enough sound I can sleep...
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Really? this revelation was new to him, and also sad. It was awful to think such a good natured guy slept in the streets once upon a time, just as he had
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he thinks for a minute, then gets an idea [I got it at Ross]!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Yeah?
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 10:03 PM
We’ll [paint the town red] your [room with a view] like a [we built this city on rock and roll]!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:06 PM
he laughs That could maybe work! But…it still will be too quiet…unless I keep my door open? I dunno…
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 10:10 PM
There’s [video rentals and more at Blockbuster videos] with [we built this city on rock and roll] sounds, also [music to my ears] and [relaxing sounds 10 hour video]!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:10 PM
he grins Yeah! That would be perfect! he actually looks pretty excited now
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 10:11 PM
And [HEY EVERY !], with your own [room with a view]… he grinned and waggled his brows [you can do it] have [guest of honor] over…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:13 PM
he blushes bright red O-oh…r-r-r-right… the little hamster wheel in his head is starting to turn at the thought of spending more time alone with Midnight…
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 10:15 PM
A [room with a view] that [looks can be deceiving] like a [we built this city on rock and roll] sounds [isn’t it romantic], y’know… more eyebrow waggling, careful with those mister they might fly into orbit
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Uh huh… he thinks about sitting with her and talking the night away, of making her laugh…then more…scandalous thoughts…like *holding hands* with nobody looking. Hamster is ready for take off.
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 10:23 PM
he doesn’t mind Saul getting bashful but he hopes Saul doesn’t get too scandalous with his fantasies about Spamtoon’s friend
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:26 PM
...for a moment he even goes as far as thinking about *kissing* but he knows its just far too much...he's very red in the face now...
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 10:34 PM
He decides”okay Saul that’s enough fantasies” and clears his throat Yeah, uhh… Do you [want it need it gotta have it] pick out a [room with a view] and [let’s get this party started]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:36 PM
he was just about to think about *hugging* like a *pervert* when he slaps his cheeks and shakes himself out of it Y-yeah!
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Spamtoon BOT 16-Mar-22 10:36 PM
he finished his last bite of cookie and the last of his milk, then gets up from the table
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-Mar-22 10:37 PM
he gets up and follows him
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:43 AM
WE HAVE NOTHING GOOD!!!!!!!!!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:21 AM
I WISH MY GOOD FRIEND SERA WAS HERE TO COOK FOR ME!!!! 'He shouts upwards before taking his food to eat under the tree.`
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 10:44 AM
He can be. He just spawned into the kitchen
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:46 AM
Sees him a mile away and scuttles in through the window. Hi
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 10:52 AM
Hello [MY GOOD FRIEND] Frozen!
10:52
What do you want for [yum yums]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:53 AM
:^3 SOMETHING WARM... WHAT DO YOU WANT???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 10:54 AM
[Ciambella Recipes- easy and delicious!]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:55 AM
THAT SURE IS A WORD!!! I'LL TAKE IT!!
10:56
He puts on the kettle and coffee pot. This will not trip the circuit breaker.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 10:57 AM
It will Sera starts preparing the #breakfast
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:28 AM
He comes in, freshly dressed, hair still wet, glistening slightly, and styled. Seeing both of them have hashtag breakfast sorted out, he sits at the table instead. GOOD MORNING!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 AM
DAMN DO YOU NEED A HAIR DRYER???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:36 AM
NO IT'S NOT [Sopping] IT'LL DRY ON ITS OWN
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:36 AM
WHATEVER
11:37
SERA IS MAKING 🇮🇹 BREAD I THINK
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 AM
[[Yummy yummy in my tummy]] MY FAVORITE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 AM
Hes actually finished!!! pretend the correct amount of time has passed. Sera pulls it out of the oven [good morning!!]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:43 AM
SO. UH. ANYONE HEAR ABOUT THE MLB NEWS. MORE DOUBLE HEADERS.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:43 AM
THE WHAT He goes to the cupboards and grabs some plates for them to dig into the cake
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:45 AM
[Major League Baseball]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:47 AM
[Most Laluable Blayer]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:48 AM
YES BASEBALL.
11:50
OKAY, IDIOTS. WHAT ELSE DO WE TALK ABOUT.
11:51
SORRY :^]
11:51
I MEAN. FRIENDS
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:52 AM
WE SHOULD [Converse] ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU SUCK AT [Tiny][Speaking]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:55 AM
Hi idiot! Let’s discuss the [deck for bitchez] you’re building!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:55 AM
YOU MAY DO WHAT. EVER YOU BOTH PLEASE :^] APOLOGIES FOR
11:56
THE DECK IS COMING ALONG NICELY BUT I MAY NEED TO GET ASSISTANCE LATER
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:57 AM
Yeah? What [require assistance] do you need?
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:59 AM
MAN POWER. JUST GETTING IT ALL DONE FASTER. I WANT TO HOLD A PARTY ON THE 1ST
12:00
Y'KNOW. FOR [Babe]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:04 PM
WE CAN [Do it], SURE I NEED TO PUT THOSE [Work-out made body] TO WORK
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:07 PM
NO NOT YOU. YOU WILL [&@$#] IT UP.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:08 PM
HOW ARE YOU [Sure] ABOUT THAT
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:08 PM
IT'S YOU.
12:08
AND WE HATE EACH OTHER.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:09 PM
? ? ? WHAT IF I WANTED TO [Press F1 for help] A PAL OUT I CAN BE [Charity]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 12:11 PM
Want me to [food catering service] your party?
12:12
Bet I can get [a few] other [spamton’s ] to help
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:12 PM
BESIDES [Variety] VERSIONS OF YOU WHO THE [Flip] IS COMING TO YOUR PARTY
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:14 PM
I DON'T NEED A 115 YEAR OLD CONCUSSED MAN TO HELP ME. LIABILITY. AND OF COURSE SERA :^]
12:14
IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHEN IF I GET THE DECK DONE IN TIME
12:15
DON'T LOOK AT THAT SPELLING MISTAKE
12:15
I WOULD NEED THE DECK DONE A FEE DAYS AHEAD SO I CAN DECORATE
12:15
DONT LOOK AT THAT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:16 PM
HEY I'M ALL [Fixed-up] NOW WE EVEN [Lab-Grade Centrifuges for only 199.99] YESTERDAY
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:17 PM
I THINK THAT MADE IT WORSE, ACTUALLY.
12:17
ANYWAYS. SERA. DO YOU THINK ANT WOULD BE ABLE TO HELP? HOW MANY MINIS CAN I MAKE???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 12:18 PM
I’m sure [he will not mind.] But! [YOU.] should ask him [oh so politely]! Or else~😊
12:21
[But seriously], I don’t think he’ll mind helping out.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:21 PM
IT'S GOOD [Enrichment] I'M SURE HE'D LOVE IT
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:24 PM
YEAH HE'S PRETTY HANDY. I'LL THINK ABOUT ASKING.
12:24
BUT. I THINK MAKING AS MANY MINIS AS POSSIBLE IS THE RIGHT CHOICE HERE.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:25 PM
[Pikmin Moments]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:25 PM
YEAH THOSE GUYS ARE USEFUL AS LONG AS YOU CAN APPEAL TO THEM.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:27 PM
MINE CAN ONLY [Patch up your wounds] AND OR OCCASIONALLY [Backing vocals]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:28 PM
MINE WILL KILL YOU
12:28
:^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:29 PM
NOT IF I HAVE A [Wordle] IN IT
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:40 PM
TOO BAD YOU DON'T. THEY WON'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME HALF THE TIME. I HAVE TO BRIBE THEM!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:43 PM
SOUNDS LIKE A [Frozen] PROBLEM [:)]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:45 PM
:^[
12:45
IT IS.
12:45
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 12:46 PM
I cant even [creation] them
12:46
[Turn up] though [Iconic Spamtons]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:52 PM
He smiles, and then closes his eyes, locks his fingers together resting at the table and lowers his head, as in prayer. Soon, a little skunk angel gets lowered from the ceiling, a green string around its waist, fake wings strapped to its shoulders and angelic halo from a little tiara buried in its hair. It lands on the table and spins balanced on one foot to say hello, beaming happily.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:52 PM
Frozen goes to touch it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:53 PM
It does not feel threatened in the slightest and waves at Frozen, friendly
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 12:54 PM
WHAT THE [$@#@]
12:54
Goes to pat its head. WILL IT BITE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 12:59 PM
I DUNNO I JUST [Utilities] FOR HEALING I DUNNO WHAT THEY'RE LIKE It lets him pat it, and then gnaws at his finger, but it's so gentle that it barely hurts if at all. Like the playful bites of a kitten play-fighting.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:00 PM
I WANT TO SMASH IT. ANYWAYS. LOOKS WEIRD.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:03 PM
DO IT SEE WHAT HAPPENS Since it wasn't summoned to a specific reason, the angel releases Frozen's finger gently and looks around for things to do. It scampers around the table and starts exploring the fruit bowl
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:11 PM
The angel perks up, and glances Sera-ways. It's sensing someone who's in need of healing! That's what it's made for! It jumps off the fruit bowl and waddles towards Sera, and stands next to his plate, doing little jumps with its arms raised like it wants uppies.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:14 PM
Ohh, wanna be [YOU RAISE ME UP] Buddy? He picks that lil guy up like a delicate burger
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:16 PM
It paps Sera's cheek a couple of times, gently. While angels are more suited to heal physical wounds, their shooshpaps have a bit of a soothing effect to them. Right after a handful of paps, it explodes into a cloud of green pixel glitter, coating Sera's face and part of the table right under it. It should fade away soon.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:25 PM
His eyes sting from that. He doesn’t cry in front of people though, if he can help it. Today, he has it under control. [Sweetie Pie’s], they’re cute.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:25 PM
YOU'RE NOT GETTING [More] I GOTTA JUMP THROUGH A BUNCH OF [Divine intervention] TO GET ONE TO COME DOWN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:30 PM
Wonder if [old bitches] like me can [learn how now!] to do that
13:30
Coda and Forte used to make ‘em to [moving company near me] equipment sometimes.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:34 PM
DAMN. MY PUPPETEER DIDN'T GET TO RESPOND TO THAT. TRY AGAIN ANYWAYS
OOOUGHHHHH 2
13:34
SERA YOU SHOULD TRY
13:34
FOR SURE
13:35
NOW WATCH THIS!!
13:36
Frozen slams his fist on the table, and underneath it, a little Frozen appears.
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BITCH JR BOT 17-Mar-22 01:37 PM
EY WHAT GIVES
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:37 PM
EFFICIENT [Summoning Salt] METHOD
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BITCH JR BOT 17-Mar-22 01:37 PM
THIS AIN'T A LUNCH SOCIAL.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:37 PM
OH IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I SUMMON THEM I JUST WANTED IT TO LOOK FUN.
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BITCH JR BOT 17-Mar-22 01:38 PM
SO I AM A DISPLAY PIECE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:38 PM
Liking the [hairline]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:38 PM
OKAY ACTUALLY NEVER MIND. He slams his fist down on the mini and it vanishes.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:39 PM
You killed him.....
13:39
[omfg]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:39 PM
SURE DID
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:39 PM
Sera lunges over the table at frozen. Jk no he doesn’t, he just throws a grape at him.
13:40
[ Kind of ] like how they’re [rude as af]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:41 PM
JUST LIKE [Owner] HEAHEAHEA
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:41 PM
OH IT'LL BE PISSED AT ME FOR DOING THAT BUT WHATEVER
13:41
IT SENT ME A NASTY MEME YESTERDAY SO I THINK WE'RE EVEN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:42 PM
How do you like.... [even out] do it? Like [creation] them? Does it just. Happen?
13:42
I’ve never really tried.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:43 PM
MINE USED TO UH. TURN TO DUST BEFORE THEY COULD EVEN SPAWN. IT FEELS LIKE.
13:45
IT'S LIKE YOU TOOK A SMALL PART OF YOUR ENERGY OUT. FOR ME ANYWAYS. TO DO IT... I JUST. HOPE. BUT YOU GET BETTER AT IT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:45 PM
IT'S [Magic] LIKE [Shooting projectiles] PATTERNS I JUST PRAY BUT I GUESS I COULD [[Check the spawnpoint]] ONE IN A BATTLE WITHOUT DOING SO
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:46 PM
YOU WILL IT IN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:46 PM
YES
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:46 PM
[Ma And Pa] taught me once... years ago. Kind of forgot how to do it. Would have helped [GOT DAMN] a lot raising my siblings [I’ll tell you that] Feel like [spellcards] are.. different? I’ll figure it out [ I probably wont]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:47 PM
OK
13:47
SAD HEAHEAHEA
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:48 PM
I MEAN I DUNNO HOW YOUR TOUHOU-[Rear] BULL[Crap] HAPPENS IN YOUR WORLD FAR AS I'M [Awareness] I NEVER MET ANOTHER [[We are addisons! All we do is advertise]] THAT HAD HEALING MAGIC LIKE ME
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:49 PM
I THINK IT'S GOOD YOU DIDN'T HAVE THEM TO HELP WITH YOUR SIBLING THING :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:49 PM
SOME CAN MAKE [Items with unbelievable effects] BUT THEY HAVE OTHER PURPOSES USUALLY
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:50 PM
I SURE HOPE THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO THESE THINGS
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:51 PM
WAIT BACK UP A LIL BIT
13:51
WHY WERE YOU [Nurturing] YOUR SIBLINGS TO BEGIN WITH
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:52 PM
SOME SOB STORY, RIGHT?? He gets up to leave the kitchen before turning right back around and sitting down.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:53 PM
I DON'T THINK I HAVE A [Leverage] IN DECIDING WHETHER SOMETHING IS A [[Ueee ueeee]] STORY OR NOT
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:53 PM
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 01:53 PM
I HAVE ONE [To call my own]
13:53
YES THAT'S WHAT MY FATHER WOULD SAY
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:54 PM
HEAHEAHEAHEAHEA!!!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 01:59 PM
Oh [teehee] all they did was [work it up] so I [WHY AM I RAISING YOUR KIDS???]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 01:59 PM
OH THAT'S NOT BAD THEN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 02:00 PM
WELL I MEAN SO DID [My own] BUT WE DIDN'T REALLY RAISE EACH OTHER ON ACCOUNT OF [Same age][Darling instincts][Spite]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:01 PM
I THINK THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING
14:01
[not]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:01 PM
I became [childcare specialist] at uh.... shit when was it.... [age 4-5] or something
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:01 PM
OH WOW
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:02 PM
Now he lunges over the table... But doesn’t attack Frozen. He just grabs another piece of cake.
14:02
☺️
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:02 PM
I ANTICIPATED HAVING FAMILY TO BE MORE INTERESTING SORRY HEAHEAHEA!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:03 PM
[Omfg] you should hear the [KICKED OUT] and [[IM DISOWNING YOU] story
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:04 PM
GO ON
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:04 PM
No
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 02:04 PM
HOLD ON I NEED TO [Refill] MY COFFER
14:04
DO TELL
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:04 PM
OK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:04 PM
Say please [bitchless male]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:11 PM
PLEASE
14:15
ALSO I WILL KILL YOU LATER
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 02:16 PM
THE [Frosty] WHO CRIED [Kill]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:21 PM
Yeah ok [ sharty] Anyway I [you’re not taking the family business???? You shitting me Serafino???]] and that’s the reason! There is definitely not any trauma involved in this
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 02:25 PM
He nods, a non-committal full-body nod, and then sips from his freshly refilled coffee mug. He knew there had to be more to the story, but he also wouldn't pry. He knows delicate subjects when he sees it.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:29 PM
He is happily eating his cake
14:29
I [maybe] would have ended up like some of you, pa was [car mechanic shop owner] [kind of] remember some of it~
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:36 PM
KIND OF, EH?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 02:36 PM
REALLY?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:39 PM
Yea! I [dump the oil] all over [car engine] to do an oil change, yeah? hes fucking with them
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 02:39 PM
SURE
14:39
YOU SHOULD TRY THAT ON YOUR [Double-wheeled vehicle] BEFORE YOU TAKE IT FOR A SPIN HEAHEAEHAEHA
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:40 PM
Oh yeah [I’ll do it to yours] first to make sure [the old mans still got it]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:41 PM
WELL. THAT'S AWESOME. GREAT I THINK.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 02:41 PM
I DON'T HAVE ONE
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:42 PM
SAD!!
14:42
spampoint
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 02:42 PM
Do you have one Frozen?
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:51 PM
A CUNGADERO??? YEAH
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?????? BOT 17-Mar-22 02:59 PM
daily drop of nanaimo and caulk falls on frozen
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 02:59 PM
frozendown
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?????? BOT 17-Mar-22 03:00 PM
caprisuns are lowered into sera and skunktons hands
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 03:01 PM
NICE
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:05 PM
WHAT!!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:07 PM
[❤️☺️]
15:07
He eats the whole pouch
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:08 PM
WELL... NOW WHAT. YOU ALL CAN GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM I'M STAYING.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 03:09 PM
OH YEAH [Count von Count] WHEN ARE WE GOING [Bowls of soup]ING
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:10 PM
OH. RIGHT.
15:10
THAT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:11 PM
TOMORROW?
15:11
LET ME [yelling into the vents.]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 03:12 PM
[[Wait, there's more!]] PEOPLE COMING? ?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:15 PM
I mean... [figured I’d invite ] [[sillys] Unless this is a [3 bitches only] trip~
15:15
[IDC] either way [ICONNNN]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 03:20 PM
I MEAN BOWLING ALLEYS ARE [Limited edition] SPACES
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:21 PM
I don’t mind renting[multiplication] lanes
15:21
BUT.
15:21
[Old bitches] can roll out together [3 of em]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 03:21 PM
DAMN [Shawty] OKAY IT'S A PARTY THEN!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:26 PM
HEHE
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:27 PM
spamstanding ok
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:43 PM
He yells up through the vents HI [Shartys]] ANYONE WANNA GO BOWL TOMORROW
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:44 PM
IT IS GOING TO BE A LOT HARDER TO CHEAT WITH MORE PEOPLE. [$!$]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 03:47 PM
WE CAN ASK THEM TO RAISE THE [Gutter] FOR YOU EHAEHAEHAEH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:50 PM
whisper you can throw 2 balls
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:52 PM
BUDDY THEY WILL SEE THAT.
15:52
I AM GOING TO BLUDGEON YOU WITH A BOWLING BALL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 03:52 PM
LOOK AT HIM HE COULD HARDLY THROW [1]
15:53
IF YOU COULD [Give me a lift] IT! HEAHEAHEAH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:55 PM
I am going to [jump on you ] and [FUCKING WRIP YOU APART]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:57 PM
I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO WAKE UP TOMORROW
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 03:58 PM
I don’t think you are going to wake up now. He fr lunges across the table at frozen
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 03:59 PM
>:^]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 04:01 PM
Sera just pulls frozens hair, landing on his feet next to his chair. Next time.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 04:02 PM
MHM~! WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 04:15 PM
Was watching silently with a shit eating grin because mafa was in a work call lmao
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 04:26 PM
........ He smiles so sweetly. He pushes frozens chair into the table, the arms of it keeping the chair in place. He has trapped him like a baby in a high chair.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 04:30 PM
lol. lmao. he's laughing
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 04:41 PM
DIDN'T THINK YOU TWO WOULD GET SUCH A KICK OUT OF THIS
16:41
ENJOYING IT?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 04:41 PM
VERILY
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 04:45 PM
GREAT TO HEAR IT. WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU ALL LEFT ME HERE LIKE THIS.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 04:48 PM
ALSO VERILY
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 04:50 PM
[Omg yeah] it so would be
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 04:52 PM
WELL, WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 04:53 PM
He looks at Sera
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 04:59 PM
He looks at Skunkton
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 05:00 PM
HEY [Batter] DO YOU WANNA CHECK OUT A [Work of art] IN MY BEDROOM WHICH IS [A long, long road] AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Perhaps! Whisper whisper Is he [reverse psychology] us [RN]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Whisper (I DON'T [Consider] SO BUT THEN AGAIN I AM [Silly stupid] SO)
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 05:08 PM
:^]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 05:16 PM
He slowly sits back down
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?????? BOT 17-Mar-22 05:16 PM
caulk drops from the ceiling and hits frozen on the head
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 05:19 PM
:^] SO. SHOULD I STAY QUIET OR WHAT??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 05:28 PM
ONLY ONE WAY TO [[Let's find out]]! ! He grabs Sera's arm and starts prancing towards the living room
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 05:34 PM
He sits there quietly
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Prances like a little fruit
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 05:35 PM
He isn't some sort of Houdini. He stays put.
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?????? BOT 17-Mar-22 05:37 PM
:^]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 05:53 PM
:^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:26 PM
He enters the kitchen into the pantry and pulls out five 1 gallon jars of fluorescent vodka :3c
21:26
Hell... I wonder if five gallons is enough...
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:26 PM
HEY. FRIEND :^]
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 09:27 PM
he raised his brow FIVE GALLONS YOU SAY??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:28 PM
FIVE GALLONS! FIVE ONE GALLON MASON JARS! He is loud and happy, patting a jar of green apple vodka
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:28 PM
OH THOSE ARE SOME [Hoochi mamas]! !
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Right??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:31 PM
CAN'T WAIT TO [Chug chug chug]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Damn... how do we even divide these up? Shot glasses?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:32 PM
YES THERE SHOULD BE SOME [Shooters] IN THE CUPBOARD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:32 PM
He goes digging through the cabinets and pulls out a handful
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:35 PM
HEY FROSTY
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:37 PM
:^|
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Grinning Gonna drink with us, Frozen? You look a little stuck.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:38 PM
:^|
21:38
maybe
21:38
no im good
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:38 PM
WANT SOME [Helping hand]?
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:38 PM
NO
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:38 PM
SUIT YOURSELF
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:38 PM
You sure?
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:38 PM
this is fine
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:39 PM
YOU'RE VERY [Quiet as a mouse]
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 09:39 PM
he sees Frozen in the high chair and chuckles, reminded of when his son sulked in his as a baby because he didn’t want to eat any vegetables
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:40 PM
This is what has been wished upon me so I am sticking to it :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:41 PM
UGH SOMEONE WENT TO [Sunday school]
21:42
LEMME GET YOU [The Heck] OUTTA THERE YOU IDIOT He approaches the chair and starts shimmying the arms from under the table
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Please stop touching me
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Give it a try before you decide not to partake, Frozen! We've got Cherry, apple, lemon, blue raspberry, and grape.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Now would NOT be a good time to mention that he planned on rigging it. Not that he could now.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU YOU'RE NOT A [Sitting device] He's shaking the chair left to right, not too hard, slowly releasing it backwards
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:57 PM
he steps inside Hello Every! he sees King and does a silly little bow Your Kingliness, you're here too! Howsit goin'?
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 09:58 PM
he finally made it to the kitchen himself, then flinched as he saw King YEEP!!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Don't worry about him. In a couple of hours he's gonna be sleeping on the floor.
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 09:59 PM
* he turned to see Saul, his face still covered in smudged crude drawings* OH. HELLO LIGHTNER SPAMTON.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:59 PM
He is pouring shots of rainbow coloured vodka Saul! Toons! You are just in time for the show!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 09:59 PM
She sees the drawings on his face.
21:59
PFFT.
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 10:00 PM
as soon as king turned around he also saw the drawings, he tries to keep it together …. Pffffff….
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:00 PM
he stifles a laugh at seeing at King's face and does a terrible job hiding it H-hey...pfft...b-b-buddy!
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 10:00 PM
he’s not sure why everyone is laughing WHAT IS SO AMUSING.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:01 PM
She's trying to stifle her laughter.
22:01
Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:01 PM
OH YKNOW
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:02 PM
he walks stiffly past king, nearly tripping over himself as he continues to struggle not to laugh, his face is turning red from the effort
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:03 PM
He picks up a shot of cherry vodka and sniffs it. Oh it smells like cherry fruit juice Oh this is good [?!@!].
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Hey! No sips before the show!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:04 PM
he sits down in front of Esau Show us what ya got!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:04 PM
I'm just smelling it! He holds it under her nose See?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:05 PM
You better just be smelling him.
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Triptych 17-Mar-22 10:05 PM
*them
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Honest to god!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:07 PM
She rolls her eyes.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:08 PM
he smiles Looks like good stuff!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:08 PM
He beams Candy vodka! Been infusing for over a day!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:10 PM
he whistles Ya know, I got quite the sweet tooth...though I spose ya wouldn't be able to tell since I eat pretty much everything ehahaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Winner gets to spend a day in the big guy's Mansion! All the perks of the rich and powerful! You want in?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:13 PM
his brows shoot up ...is there a swimming pool?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:14 PM
There better be.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Because, if there is...pool party on me!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Took a while, but he finally got the chair unwedged from the table [Angelic retribution] HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THIS
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 10:36 PM
he laughed loudly ONLY IF YOU DEFEAT ME SPAMTON FAMILY.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:38 PM
he grins at the challenge Bring it on, Doughboy, ehahaha!
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 10:39 PM
he gets up to make popcorn. This is gonna be entertaining
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:39 PM
Oh, I am going to destroy you.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:39 PM
frozendown
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:39 PM
She smirks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:40 PM
This is gonna be wild, I can tell~ He smirks at the lot of them
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 10:40 PM
HOLD ON
22:41
He walks up to the vent and yells FINAL [Role call] FOR THE DRINKING [[No contest]] IN THE KITCHEN [Winner winner chicken dinner] GETS A DAY IN AN [Wack] MANSION
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:42 PM
spamstanding
22:42
NOW WE WAIT HUH
22:42
THE PRIZE SURE IS NICE
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Sammy SPAMTONG BOT 17-Mar-22 10:42 PM
hissing noises from the vent. He's very busy...?
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:43 PM
watch
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 10:43 PM
:?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:46 PM
he descends from the ceiling and lands in the family guy death pose, gripping his acid alcohol to his chest
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Hey Seb.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 10:48 PM
I KNEW A [Straggler] WOULD SHOW UP IF WE [Patience rewarded]
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 10:49 PM
he’s popping that corn
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:51 PM
She waves.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:51 PM
WHAT DO YOU [Nerds] PLAN ON DOING WITH THE PLACE ONCE YOU WIN
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:51 PM
he waves from the floor before getting up
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Easy. New house.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:51 PM
I DONT KNOW THE [wacky prizes] I JUST HEARD THERE WAS [drink time]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 10:51 PM
DON'T WORRY YOUR [Pretty little head] ABOUT IT
watch 2
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:51 PM
POOL PARTY!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I THINK IT SHOULD BU- BE USED FOR A PARTY YOU ARE SO TRUE [bestie]
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:52 PM
DID SOMEONE SAY IT'S TIME FOR [drinky]???
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 10:53 PM
he paused for a moment … I HAVE NOT YET CONSIDERED WHAT I WOULD WANT IF I WERE TO WIN.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Well, what would you want?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:53 PM
I WANT [squid games] IF I WIN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 10:54 PM
IT'S OKAY YOU'RE NOT WINNING
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 10:54 PM
…. he thinks for a moment HMM…
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 10:54 PM
SQUID GAMES ❗ ❗
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 10:54 PM
he then grinned TEN LOAVES OF ESAUS BREAD.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:55 PM
What, really?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 10:55 PM
OKAY [Doctor Evil]
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 17-Mar-22 10:55 PM
.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:55 PM
a
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:56 PM
A
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 10:56 PM
I HAVE PLENTY MONEY ALREADY. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AS DELICIOUS AS YOUR BREAD.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Aw hell, big guy!
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 10:56 PM
suddenly got a groovy chill up his spine ???
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:56 PM
his eye dilates. he smells Powers
22:57
muttering to himself its okay austin powers isnt real
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:57 PM
HE'S NOT
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 10:57 PM
I KNOW WHAT I WANT W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked].
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YEAH BABEY YEAH!!!!!!! BOT 17-Mar-22 10:57 PM
He is but a gentle breeze from the window... but he will return...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:00 PM
ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND EVERYTHING IN-BETWEEN AND OUTSIDE WHO'S [[Ready to R-R-RUMBLEEEE]]? ?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:00 PM
She hollers.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:01 PM
[LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:01 PM
he plays a wild lute solo to hype everyone up
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:01 PM
banging his hands on the table like a drumroll Five flavors, Spamtons and friend! Cherry, lemon, apple, grape, and blue raspberry! He gestures to the myriad rainbow shots on the table We've got a few gallons to go through so let's not all pass out too quick!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:02 PM
She takes a blue raspberry shot.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:02 PM
he takes a cherry shot
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:02 PM
he isn't the biggest fan of sour so he takes the apple
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:02 PM
We got some real high rollers here today so let's make it a good clean match! He grabs an apple shot and holds it up in a 'cheers' motion
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:03 PM
He grabs a grape shot.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Cheers!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Lemon shot :^]
23:03
He decided he wants in.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Cheers! To the pool party!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:04 PM
He gets an apple shot. Not a big fan of extra sweet CHEERS
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:05 PM
he drinks it down and gives a satisfied sigh, grinning Hit me again, barkeep! Ehaha
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:05 PM
She takes a swig. She sighs.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:05 PM
He downs the first shot and slams the glass down Holy [Cungadero] I forgot how much I love these!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:05 PM
he slams it back and grins, slapping the shotglass on the table
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:06 PM
God damnit these are good.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:06 PM
REMINDS ME OF [big shot] DAYS
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Playerton chugs it down, glitching slightly. The soul floats slightly, as if asking him if he's serious.
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:06 PM
he throws his drink, a cherry shot, back THIS IS VERY SWEET.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:07 PM
he licks his lips This is great stuff, buddy
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:07 PM
He throws the shot in, but it gets caught up in his tongue. He lets out a few glitchy coughs, spitting a little bit of the shot out. Not a good start
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:07 PM
eating popcorn, watching everyone. He wondered who was going to last
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:07 PM
:^| Suddenly I think this sucks.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:08 PM
TOO STRONG FOR YOU, [Snow Miser]?
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:08 PM
YOU WERE DYING OVER TH- YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION??????????????
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:09 PM
I'M NOT [Quitter] YET!!!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:09 PM
Grabs a blue one.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:09 PM
he also grabs a blue one tee hee
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:09 PM
going for grape because he likes purple
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:09 PM
NO I DON'T He grabs a red cherry one. Maybe sweet is the lucky strategy. Plus he likes red teehee
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:10 PM
he takes an apple shot
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:10 PM
woah why is saul ourple hehe
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:10 PM
He's going for Blue Raspberry this time.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:10 PM
She takes another blue raspberry. She knows what she likes.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:10 PM
He grabs a blue raspberry and shoots it down
23:11
Oh Esther you're right this is the best flavor.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:11 PM
She swigs.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:11 PM
he drinks it down ...I love you guys
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:11 PM
He opens his mouth ridiculously open and tosses the drink in there. Incredible.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:11 PM
watch ???
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Absolutely. They're gonna be the thing that kills me, I think!
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:12 PM
he throws his back THIS IS VERY APPLE-LIKE.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:12 PM
She chuckles.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:12 PM
he slams back this one as well I MISSED [all you can drink] BUFFET
23:12
he grabs grape this time because ourple
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:12 PM
He gives Spades a friendly elbow 'Cause it's apple, big guy!
23:13
He grabs a lemon shot
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Yeah, red and sweet was the name of the game. He barely felt this one GREAT [Stuff] ESAU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Aw, thanks dad!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Give it up for Essie, everyone! Best bartender in between!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Grabs apple. PFFFFFT. D- Ok I'm normal.
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:13 PM
he then laughed loudly I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIME FLAVORED. he takes a blue raspberry
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Grabs another Blue Raspberry one.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:14 PM
He shoots down the lemon Shoulda made jello shots! He cackles
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:14 PM
he takes a glass of cherry Here here! Ehahahah...hic
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:14 PM
He grabs a lemon one
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:14 PM
He takes a drink from it and immediately regrets it, twitching and wiggling slightly.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:15 PM
its like drinking juice for him he loves it. ourple never would betray him
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:15 PM
Another blue raspberry, another swig. She bursts into laughter.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:15 PM
he drinks it down and immediately starts giggling and blushing
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:15 PM
Ourple this time... Might as well try them all.
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:15 PM
he throws his back THIS DOES NOT… TASTE LIKE BLUE. he starts to feel a little funny
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:15 PM
SEBASTIAN [Pick me] ONE FOR ME
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:15 PM
he picks up ourple and hands it to skunkton. he gets another ourple one for himself as well
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:16 PM
Hey, is it getting [chilled] in here?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:16 PM
HEAR HEAR He clicks glasses with Seb as thanks and downs his drink.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:17 PM
He picks a grape Can't go wrong with purple~ He laughs and shoots it down
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:17 PM
>Stop??? While you're ahead??? But no, Spamton ignores the Player's command, grinning as he grabs another drink. Grape flavored this time. PURPLE GUY???
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:17 PM
okay now he's starting to feel it a tiny little bit, he's getting a little red in the face and swings his arm around skunkton
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Another shot. She chokes a bit.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Hey, hey, Esther, you okay?
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:18 PM
He tosses the drink in again, grinning.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:18 PM
HA!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:18 PM
he takes a glass of blue raspberry but just holds it for a bit, laughing a wheezing laugh
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Alright. Cherry this time.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
She's tearing up a little from the choke.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
he picks blue raspberry again.... blue tasty
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
OH HERE WE GO [ 🙄 ] He grabs a lemon one for him and another ourple for Seb, and then eyes Esther cautiously
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
NEVER BETTER!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Actually nevermind the seb one
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
he then drinks it down, grinning and playing his lute out of tune
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
It's time to grab a lemon drink.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:19 PM
She tries to stand up. She's a bit wobbly.
23:20
I THINK I CAN GO FOR MORE!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
He grabs up a cherry and shoots it, and immediately hiccups Ooof hochi mama!
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
he sloppily grabbed for a purple one, drinking it down. He sits there for a moment. Then, he falls over and hits the floor with a loud SLAM. Long live the King
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
he very quietly slips into the kitchen, just standing by the doorway, watching, smiling
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
another grape, because why not. He drinks it
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
[Cheese and rice], this guy is OUT!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
He downs lemon with ease, and picks up the ourple one he had lined up
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
he takes the ourple one from skunkton and smiles THANKS PAL
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
He sees Sera. 🖕
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
FUCKING HELL
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:20 PM
HEHA! YOU'RE HICCUPING! I'M NOT! I'M WINNING!
23:21
She bursts into laughter.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:21 PM
He grabs another ourple
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:21 PM
He tosses the lemon drink inside his mouth, before loudly laughing. OOOH! THAT'S [Lemony Fresh]!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:21 PM
@ frozen
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:21 PM
.... 👋
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:21 PM
he laughs as King passes out
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:21 PM
ourple is betraying him.... he sees sera and flops over onto him hiiiiiiiii 💕
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:21 PM
he grabs a lemon by mistake and drinks it, his face crinkling up
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:22 PM
He'll try an apple drink now. Apple would never betray him right????
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Catches him! Hii~
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:22 PM
he also grabs an apple drink, quickly going back to sera after
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:22 PM
[My shows are on]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:23 PM
He grabs another lemon, so far the only one he doesn't hate.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:23 PM
She tries to take another shot, but she doesn't have a steady grip on the shotglass. Bless her heart she's trying.
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:23 PM
He drinks the apple drink. As expected, apple has never betrayed him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:23 PM
He grabs for a lemon shot with a hiccup You know you guys... you're the best guys- and the best lady~ He downs the shot, blowing kisses to Esther
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Her heart almost starts beating out of her chest. Literally.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:24 PM
🤢 🌝
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:24 PM
he downs the apple shot and lets the shot glass fall wherever, deciding to throw his arms around sera's neck instead hiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:24 PM
A grape drink for Playerton, let's see how this goes.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:24 PM
he waves at sera with a big smile then takes an apple, he drinks and keeps playing the lute, looking cocky as hell Kisses are nice...ehahaha...hic
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:24 PM
He downs the purple, and the shots are getting to him. His gaze is a bit wobbly, and you can't say there's not a certain redness on his face. I'M STILL [The name of the game] BABY HIT ME He goes for cherry this time. Red is always a good option.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:25 PM
YOU'VE GOT THIS BABY!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:25 PM
Another lemon. Just stick to one who cares.
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:25 PM
snoring on the floor
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:25 PM
He's wobbly, but he hasn't given up yet. Another drink down! The player is just watching this go down, realizing they'll have to control a drunk puppet later. Oh god.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:25 PM
He holds Seb in his arms, this episode of his shows are so good tonight
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:25 PM
he knocks down another cherry
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:26 PM
He downs the cherry. Then it downs on him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:26 PM
He grabs a blue raspberry shot and shoots it down, he starts laughing raucously
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:26 PM
he "kisses" sera's face, just kinda pushing his nose against him
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:26 PM
This place is gross. He grabs a cherry.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:26 PM
I
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:26 PM
☺️
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Let's go cherry drink! I... [ffzt] ALWAYS LIKED CHEE R Y ...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
He storms out of the kitchen, pushing Seb and Sera apart while violently walking to the bathroomOUTTA MY WAY [Gayboys] I'M ABOUT TO-
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
cheers on Esau and Saul ESAU! SAUL! [you got mail] THIS!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I think you got the right idea, funny [heartshapedobject] guy! He grabs a cherry and shoots it backw ith his pinky out
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
He grabs an apple. Okay maybe lemon wasn't the best.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
HUH WUH
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
he drinks another cherry, tilting his head back as he drinks...he tilts back too far and falls on the floor How did you guys get so tall? Ehahahahah~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, [Angel]!
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
He drinks the cherry, and manages to stay up!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:27 PM
Falls over and dies JK JK he just is moved a lil
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:28 PM
The glass panel on her chest slides open. Her Soul nearly falls out, still connected by strings.
23:28
I GOT THIS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:28 PM
AND I- he hiccups -LOVE YOU STARLIGHT!
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:29 PM
THIS IS... THE MOST [FUN value] I'VE HAD IN A WHILE
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:29 PM
He should kick that heart. He won't though.
cringe 5
sneoheart 5
thanosnapton 3
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:29 PM
`he stands up and cheers, playing the lute very, very badly. But he thinks he sounds incredible so thats all that matters~
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:30 PM
He grabs another cherry one!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:30 PM
She looks at Frozen. She's way too wasted to see him as a potential threat. She smiles.
23:30
YOU WANT IT, [Ponyboy]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:31 PM
Alright I got thos! He grabs a grape shot and shoots it... and immediately tips himself over and falls on the floor
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:31 PM
He grabs an ourple one. WHA-
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:31 PM
he looks at Esau, throwing his arms up and giggling You win!!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:31 PM
[?@#KJ@LKJ#!:J#@!]!
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:32 PM
he sighed and brought over the popcorn bowl to Saul and Esau [hungry for life]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:32 PM
he nods his head, grinning, his eyes a little hazy Absoposilutely!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:32 PM
he rolls off of sera and wobbles over to the fallen king. he inserts a disc from his jacket into his mouth and starts playing a little song
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:33 PM
:^/ Oh he hates this. Well, he lasted long enough.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:33 PM
Holy cannoli where is my beautiful girlfriend......???? He slams his hand on the table as he tries to get up
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:33 PM
FOLKS THIS TRACK IS A CERTIFIED [volume warning] CLASSIC
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:33 PM
I'M OVER HERE, [Angel]!
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:33 PM
He drinks the cherry one and... oh, yeah that's it. He feels himself wobbling and eventually falls to the ground. The heart is just floating in midair. *Hey, how's it going.
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 PM
he suddenly realized he would have to babysit a bunch of drunks. Great.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 PM
IS THIS WHAT MUSIC IS????????
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 PM
he sighs and gets up to put some coffee on
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 PM
TURN THAT [$!$!] OFF JFC
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 PM
She walks to the kitchen door and nearly falls out.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 PM
he's dancing now but it's terrible. It's so cringe. He's having a good time
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:34 PM
he puts the track on repeat
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
spamstanding
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
STARLIGHT HELP I'M DYING
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
She can't stop laughing.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
I'M DYING AND YOU'RE LAUGHING
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hulksmasher79 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
She makes her way to Esau and keeps on laughing.
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
DID I DOOOO IT??? AM I THE WINNNNNER???
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:35 PM
NOOOO SERA COME BAAAACK
23:36
I MADE THIS SONG FOR U
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:36 PM
NO YOU LOST
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:36 PM
he tries to pick up Esau but falls on top of him Ohhhh this is like hugging! But for lazy people...ehahahahahhhhhh
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:36 PM
YOU'RE [Awesomesauce] WHEN YOU'RE [Six Foot Under], ANGEL!!!!!!!
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:36 PM
WHAAAAT??? NO THAT DON'T MAKE [[Census]]
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hulksmasher79 17-Mar-22 11:36 PM
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:36 PM
I"LL K1LL YOU
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
SERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
he’s back
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
OH HI SPAMTONG
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE
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Max Falling Out Of Kayak
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
He laughs wildly at Saul NOBODY LIVES GARDENIA SPAMTON ESAU G ESAU SPAM...DENIA? WHAT'S MY NAME AGAIN?
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW I [victory]!!! Boi it was a tie settle down
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Mrs Nesbit...ehahahahah
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
COME HERE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:37 PM
WHY DO YOU NEED HELP??
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
eminem
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
I NEED U TO [pick up sticks] ME
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
GARDENIA!!!!!!!!!!
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
spamgrip
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
She's joyous.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
YOU NEED TO GO TO LAND
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
HELP MEEEE
23:38
[ALARM CALL]
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hulksmasher79 17-Mar-22 11:38 PM
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:39 PM
A SPAMTONG IN THE HAND IS WORTH... UH. I"M THROWING YOU AT THE CEILING FAN OKAY???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:39 PM
Actually that was [meanie] sorry
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:39 PM
OOOUGHHHHH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:39 PM
He comes over and makes the most pathetic lift attempt ever
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
WATCH ME FLY [[Mama]]!!!!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
OKAY!!!!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
YOU LOOK LIKE [Perennials], ANGEEELLLLLL
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
He chucks the spamton at the ceiling fan.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
Hugging Saul I LOVE YOU YOU SILLY MAN! Then he grabs Esther AND I LOVE YOU SEXY LADY!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
he crawls up into sera's arms and clings like a koala
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
[A]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:40 PM
I hope I don't got the alchol poisinin otherwise I gotta see Missy 'gain ehaahahah...that would be...emnbarassing...
23:41
I LOVE YOU MORE! EHAHAHAHA he hugs him tightlt
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Where would you [liking to go]?
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
PLEASE [$#@%] SOMEWHERE ELSE PEOPLE
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
OH YOU THINK I'M [Hot Singles in your Area] NOW????????
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT BRING FROZEN
23:41
[it would b funi]
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
EH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Sure!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
She tries to go outside again.
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
watch
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
🌝
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Noooooo don't leave meeeee...
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
She falls over the doorframe.
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:41 PM
The heart's still just kinda floating there, watching all this go down. Goddamn this shit be crazy.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
he extends his burnt hand and grabs frozen
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
He grabs frozens arm /gently/ [cmon icon]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
Yeaahhh come back and hug. he does grabby hands
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [da baby]
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
I WAN HUG 2
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
spamgrip
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
C'mere then!
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[born again] ON A MOUNTAIN, RAISED IN A [minecraft cave], TRUCKIN' AND F BOT 17-Mar-22 11:42 PM
OK
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:43 PM
He zooms on over to Saul. Hug. Now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:43 PM
He grabs Playerton for a group hug with Saul
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hulksmasher79 17-Mar-22 11:43 PM
Embedded image
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:43 PM
he gives playerton a really hard squeeze
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 17-Mar-22 11:43 PM
Outta here
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:43 PM
He makes a squeaky toy noise.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:44 PM
... he giggles and does it again
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:44 PM
There's a tap on the window.
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:45 PM
Another squeak
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:45 PM
He scrambles to his feet and staggers a bit, holding onto the counter Holy [Cungadero]... is that tapping?? Do I have a breain tumor?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:45 PM
She peeks through.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:46 PM
he's laughing loudly Aww! 'so cute! he glances at the window Whoa! Bigger hugs now?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:46 PM
He cackles That's my lady!
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:46 PM
WELLLLLL? IS THIS [Hot Wings] ENOUGH FOR YOU, [Angel]?
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:46 PM
he’s fixing coffee for everyone, filling up a couple mugs with some strong stuff
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:46 PM
The heart floats to where Playerton is and slides itself back onto his jacket. Very nice.
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King Spades BOT 17-Mar-22 11:47 PM
the king is still down and out for the count, snoring up a storm. He still didn’t realize he had his face scribbled on
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:47 PM
He opens the window and leans out all the way to kiss her giant face, kicking up one leg like a schoolgirl
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:47 PM
he gives playerton one last squeeze for good measure then gently puts him down Thanks, lil fella. Ehahaha
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:48 PM
One last squeak as he struggles to stay up.
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:48 PM
She drags him out the window a bit, giving the best kiss she can while she's this big.
23:49
She's laughing like a kid in a candy store.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:49 PM
He's smiling like a loon, his pompadour is all messed up Baby, as far as i'm concerned I still won!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:50 PM
OH DIIIIIID YOU?????
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:50 PM
YOU [Hi-C]UPPED!!! AND I"M PERF3CTLY FINE!!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:51 PM
I wooooon because I've got yooooou~ ❤️
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:51 PM
he looks up and gets a very, very good idea..."I could go for some kisses right bout now..." He laughs Toodles, love birds. Imma gunna go...
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:52 PM
he sighs, handing everyone a mug of coffee Here, [it’s miller time] to… he then sees Saul leaving Huh?
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:53 PM
BUT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT [In The Palm of Your Hands]!!! OBVIOUSLY I WON!!!!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:53 PM
he heads out to the living room
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Playerton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:53 PM
He takes the cup of coffee and starts sipping on it. SSSSPPPPP....
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:53 PM
he sighed and turned back to give everyone coffee, hoping Saul was just going to the bathroom or something
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:54 PM
No, no, no, see, see, I won, because i've got, the best damn person in this house... and... uh... He pauses What today is today oh shit do I have work??
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:55 PM
EHAHEHAHEHAEHEHEAHA!!!
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:55 PM
YOU DON"T HAVE TO WORK, [Silly Goose]. YOU'RE AN ANGEL!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:56 PM
OH [?!@!] I need my briefcase! He flops over in her hand and laughs
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:57 PM
So does she.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Mar-22 11:58 PM
WHOA WHAOWHAOA! He lands against her chest as her hand moves and he presses his face against the glass plate holding her soul So pretty..........
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the machine. BOT 17-Mar-22 11:59 PM
Her Soul feels warm. Everything about her feels warm.
23:59
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN"T IT
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Spamtoon BOT 17-Mar-22 11:59 PM
he cares about the both of them, but right now he feels like the biggest third wheel on earth
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:00 AM
She looks through the window to Spamtoon.
00:00
[Bugs Bunny]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:02 AM
he looked up at her Huh?
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:02 AM
She reaches in to grab him, too.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:03 AM
he feels himself getting pulled in WHOA WHOA WHOA—!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:04 AM
Wiggling his fingers Hiiiii Toons!
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:04 AM
IT'S A [Fambly] REUNION UP IN HERE!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:05 AM
He throws an arm around Spamtoon and laughs How's my [brother from another mother]?? Huh? Huh??
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:06 AM
he wasn’t expecting this attention, but he didn’t entirely hate it. He laughed Aw, [hey you guuuuys]…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:07 AM
Yannno Toons... cha'knoow... you... you are so good, you know? We love you.
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 12:08 AM
still on the floor, twitching like a sleeping dog having a dream MMM… QUEENIE…
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:08 AM
YOUR'E A FAMILY!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:09 AM
he looked at them both, not expecting the two of them to say that … a-am I?
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:09 AM
OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:09 AM
Toons, you are like a brother to me... like a GOOD brother! Not like that sack of [?!@!] Saffron, [!?@!] THAT GUY! I-I'd take a bullet for you, Toons...
00:09
You da best.
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:10 AM
AND I NEED TO [Conversational] WITH YOU! YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD [Hour] BACK!
00:10
MY BACK!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:11 AM
he starts tearing up, really moved by the both of them despite his two friends currently being completely sloshed R-R-REALLY…??
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:12 AM
OF COURSE!
00:13
YOU SAVED MY [Bacon]!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:13 AM
W-Wha? You want me to say it LOUDER? YOU DA BEST, LITTLE GUY!
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 12:13 AM
his foot is kicking a little, a big smile on his face MMMM…
🤣 2
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 12:14 AM
He walks in, fills a glass of water and grabs a salty snack from the pantry. Then, he decides to inspect the jars at the table.
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:14 AM
YOU'RE GREAT!
00:14
That's a bit too loud.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 12:16 AM
He instinctively leans back when he sniffs the pure contents of the jars, with a groan Oh, god, did you guys drink this??
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:17 AM
YUH HUH!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 12:18 AM
Okay, that's it, everyone who drank this prison hooch is getting at least one glass of water. He goes back to the counter and fills a few more glasses Which of you had this? You? He gives one to Esau You definitely did He gives one to Esther Y- He turns to Spamtoon, but waves him away before he could even finish his sentence or prompt an answerOf course not, look at you, you'd die if you drank that stuff Like a victorian child Anyway,
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:18 AM
I MADE IT! He grins
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 12:18 AM
You're all fucking stupid
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00:18
Goodbye
00:19
He grabs the glass of water and the bag of chips and walks out
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:19 AM
he starts tearing up at his two friends, feeling incredibly loved and appreciated …. ILOVEYOUTOOOOO!! he hugs them both and starts sobbing happily
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:20 AM
She eats the whole cup before she's caught off guard by the hug.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:20 AM
Hugs him very tightly LOVE YOU TOO BUDDY!
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:20 AM
She holds them close to her chest.
00:21
AND I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!
00:21
It's the closest she can get to hugging someone this small.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:24 AM
he keeps crying, even though it’s genuine it looks completely comical as waterfalls of tears were splashing out of his eyes BWUHHHUHUHUHHH….!!!
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 12:24 AM
still asleep, still dreaming MMM… MORE WINE ROUXLS….
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Gives Toons another big squeeze Let it out, buddy.....
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:27 AM
CRY HARDER! IT'S [Chicken Soup for the Soul]!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 12:28 AM
he does so, flooding the floor with his cartoon-like tears BWAAAAAAHHH!!!
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the machine. BOT 18-Mar-22 12:28 AM
And with that, she pulls them both outside.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 12:28 AM
WUP! BYE SPADES!
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 12:29 AM
… SOFT… HAIR… MMM… he rolls over on his side, scratching his butt
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 02:34 AM
He climbs in through the window. That thing is never locked anyways. Wonder why that is. His eyes glance over the scene. All sleeping. He hears them in the common room still. Of course they would still be there.
02:36
He slinks out to the common room, anyways.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 09:54 AM
In here, he stares at last night's destruction, a habit that's extremely familiar to him. He's got a splitting headache, and no energy to do any cleanup or cooking. He grabs a glass of cool, refreshing and desperately needed water and takes it, and then sits at the table with his head down, forehead pressed against the surface.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 10:25 AM
Frozen climbs in from the window. MORNIN SUNSHINE. DYING OVER THERE??? HEAHEAHEA!!! He turns on the kettle and positions himself to watch the Doomba in the other room.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 10:27 AM
MMMM.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 10:31 AM
I HOPE THIS IS AWFUL FOR YOU. YOU [jumped ship] PRETTY EARLY LAST NIGHT HEAHEAHEA!!! After that, he stays quiet, cleaning up and keeping tabs on the Doomba.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 AM
muffled by the tableMMMM.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 10:55 AM
He is loving this so so so much.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 10:58 AM
He turns his head up, still leaning on his arms slumped on the table, whiny. COULD YOU GET ME A [NSAID Medication]?
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:01 AM
HEAHEAHEAHEA OOOOOOOO YOu'RE RE4LLY IN IT NOW!!! AND NO. GO [@&#$] YOURSELF. He roots around the cabinets before handing Skunkton an assortment of medications. Heaven forbid some wanted Asprin instead of ibuprofen.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 11:02 AM
[I love ibuprofen]
11:02
Hes in here to grab 3 slices of his little breakfast cake, and he’s gone again
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:03 AM
HI NO COME BAAAAAACK
11:03
spamstanding
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 11:07 AM
He leans back up, with another whiny noise, and starts sorting through the medication. He finds what he wants, and takes one pill dry, and sits there, eyes gently closed. He's not sleeping, but the lights are a bit hard on the eyes.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:09 AM
Ooooh he wants to bang pots and pans right now oooooo. WANT SOME [grub] TO GO WITH THAT [vintage] WHINE???.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 11:20 AM
SURE
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:24 AM
He attempts to prepare... Something on the stove. It goes up in flames. ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK SER LEFT A COUPLE OF SLICES. He puts one on a plate and slides it to him.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 11:28 AM
He looks at the slices for a moment, blinking, like he was processing what they meant. Then he slowly starts eating.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:34 AM
SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK AT BOWLING HEAHEAHEA!!! He grabs some tea and cereal. Yes Frozen also has a headache but no one needs to know.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 11:37 AM
I DON'T THINK I'M [[Goin' up]]
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:39 AM
OH EVEN BETTER!!!
11:40
ONE LESS PERSON TO WORRY ABOUT!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 11:50 AM
OH, LIKE YOU [Worry-wart] ABOUT ANYONE
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:50 AM
TALKING COMPETITION WISE, [doofus]> I WANT TO WIN AFTER ALL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 11:52 AM
He knits his eyebrows at him WE'RE NOT [Bowling Championship] WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 11:55 AM
THERE IS NO [we] BECAUSE [u] AREn'T GoING AND [I] AM GOING TO WIN BECAUSE [I] LOVE TO [flex] ON PEOPLE. THIS CONCLUDES THE [pronouns] CLUB MEETING.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:03 PM
He nods, unenthusiastically
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:04 PM
Hes back in here, sitting at the table quietly.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:04 PM
spamstanding
12:04
HEY [BIG SHOT]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:10 PM
Hello! You both look [ great today ] he’s being genuine
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:12 PM
He sticks his tongue at Sera with a grumpy gross noise
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:14 PM
Whaaaaat? [whata that for?]
12:15
Oh [yarr] I forgot you’re [hung the hell over]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:15 PM
YEAH I'M [Hung] ALRIGHT
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:16 PM
YEAH HE'S BEING... HIM HEAHEAHEA!!! AND SER YOU LOOK GOOD TOO!!! :^]
12:16
cringe
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:16 PM
HA HA
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:17 PM
I THINK IF A STIFF BREEZE MADE CONTACT WITH THAT THING IT WOULD CRUMBLE TO DUST.
12:17
SER! HOW IS THE ATTIC CREW??
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:24 PM
[ hung ] yeah?
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12:25
Anyway, they’re good! Miss them already, [sleeping like a babby] still.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:26 PM
NO ONE EVER WAKES UP [bright and early] IN THIS [establishment]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:28 PM
He takes the heckling. He deserves it
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:32 PM
Except us~
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:33 PM
I DON'T SLEEP MUCH
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:33 PM
YEAH. WHAT ARE WE, GRANDP- WELL MAYBE ONE OF US IS
12:34
HEAHEAHEA WHAT GOT BACK PAIN???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:34 PM
NO I JUST
12:35
He shrugs I'VE BEEN [Microdosing sleeping patterns] FOR YEARS
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:35 PM
COOL
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:36 PM
Yeah helps you [get bitches]
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:36 PM
SERA ACTUALLY WHY ARE Y-
12:36
NEVERMIND I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING TO EITHER OF YOU
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:37 PM
HEY I DIDN'T [Blurt out] ANYTHING
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:37 PM
I DOn'T LIKE YOU REMEMBER
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:38 PM
[[I like you!]]
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:38 PM
NO YOU DON'T
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:39 PM
HEAHEHAHEA
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:41 PM
no no ask away
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:42 PM
WELL I WAS G0ING TO ASK WHY YOu'RE UP EARLY IN THE [Good morning]> ISH. JUST YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:44 PM
Oh [haha] [[most bats are nocturnal creatures ]]] but I like being awake [this time of day]
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:44 PM
He nods. YEAH. IF I COULD BE NOCTURNAL I THINK I WOULD.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:46 PM
I don’t [really really] do a lot of [normal bat behaviors ]] anymore, since coming here.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:46 PM
I'M NOCTURNAL USUALLY
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:46 PM
GO BACK TO BED THEN.
12:47
YEAH BEING HERE HAS CHANGED A LOT OF THINGS
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:48 PM
I kind of [wanting to go back] though now that I’m [a good percentage] organic again.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:50 PM
WELL. NOT LIKE WE HAVE JOBS TO WAKE UP TO
12:50
Looks at the camera.
OOOUGHHHHH 2
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:50 PM
SERA DOES I-I THINK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:54 PM
I do!
12:54
But I [going] at my own pace.
12:55
And they let me~
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:55 PM
OH NEVERMIND THEN SOMEONE HERE IS STILL SUCCESSFUL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:55 PM
WELL I DON'T HAVE ANY [Character motive] TO SWAP [Day and night cycle] ANYMORE SO I GUESS I'M JUST LIVING
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:55 PM
There are other [success stories] here??
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:56 PM
OH SURE. JUST NOT IN THIS ROOM.
12:56
He kicks King.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 12:56 PM
HEY BE NICE TO THE [Fallen soldiers]
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:57 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 12:57 PM
[ lol ] you should draw more
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?????????? BOT 18-Mar-22 12:58 PM
A small pile of nanaimo falls from the sky directly on top of Frozen
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 12:58 PM
frozendown
12:59
spamstanding
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 01:00 PM
[Damn ] that [lil ]]thing knocked you over?
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 01:01 PM
IT'S JUST A REACTION NOW
13:01
INSTINCT
13:02
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT KEEPS DOING THAT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 01:02 PM
[Divine punishment] LIKE WHEN THEY STUCK ME IN A [Puter]
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 01:02 PM
AH.
13:03
I THINK I NEED MORE [🥕] AND LESS [sticky hand]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 01:05 PM
He takes a breath like he wants to say something because he just thought of about five different dirty jokes to make about those brackets, but stops himself. Not really on the mood for that anymore.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 01:13 PM
WELL. GUESS I SHOULD GET BACK TO DECK WORK. He doesn't move. He wants to sit here a little longer. It was a nice day, after all. Especially with the Doomba roaming about.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 01:14 PM
ALRIGHT HAVE FUN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 01:14 PM
I might [go back up] in a bit Miss those [lil guys]
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 01:16 PM
HEAHEAHEA WHAT DO YOU DO UP THERE ALL DAY ANYWAYS???
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 01:17 PM
meanwhile, the poor guy had been passed out since the contest and wound up sleeping the whole time in the kitchen, he is currently snoring
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 01:20 PM
[homosexual ], sleep, sometimes I [bouncing off the walls], visit home, etc.
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 01:20 PM
OKAY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 01:21 PM
THEY STOMP ON THE [Ceiling] RIGHT ABOVE ME IS WHAT THEY DO ALL DAY
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EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCHES!!! FUCK YOU!!! BOT 18-Mar-22 01:22 PM
HEAHEA GOOD
13:24
WELL. I'M OFF. IF YOU [freaks of nature] NEED ME I'LL BE GETTING THIS STUPIT THING [Complete!]. CAN'T WAIT TO LIVE IN THAT HOTTUB. He waves a goodbye before heading out.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 01:26 PM
I hope he [melts]
13:26
[for legal reasons this is a joke.]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Mar-22 01:28 PM
HOPE HE BOILS [["for legal reasons this is-"]] NOT [["-a joke"]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 02:32 PM
He enters the kitchen and starts digging around for ibuprofen
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 02:33 PM
he moans, rolling over and starting to wake up. He holds his head with a large meaty claw and groans THIS ROOM IS TOO BRIGHT…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 02:35 PM
It is. He pours himself some water and takes a few painkillers Morning, by the way. Or afternoon. Time is fake.
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 02:40 PM
he grumbled, squinting as he tried to slowly get up from the floor. His mouth still tasted like candy but it also felt sticky and dry, like he slept with it open all night. He wobbled to the table, sitting down I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE FOOLISH TO ASK IF I LOST THE CHALLENGE WOULD IT NOT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 02:42 PM
Yeah, but, so did I. He slides him a glass of water and a couple ibuprofen I almost won, got about nine shots in. He starts taking the jugs of alcohol and putting them back in the pantry since they were out all night
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 02:44 PM
he delicately took the capsules with two clawed fingers and plopped them into his glass. He then drank the whole thing, pills included. He cleared his throat THANK YOU. YOU DID WELL IN THE CHALLENGE FROM THE SOUND OF IT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 02:45 PM
It was pretty great. He laughs But it is what it is, this is hard stuff... actually it ended in a tie. We were all [?Q@#Q] by the end!
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 02:47 PM
he raised his brow in surprise IT WAS A TIE YOU SAY. BETWEEN WHO.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Uhhh... the little guy with the [heartshapedobject] in his lapel and the cold looking guy with the streaks in his hair. Boy, do you have your work cut out for hosting those two!
14:49
He pats his chest for his cigarettes, and furrows his brow Oh shoot... I left all my stuff in the hotel suite...
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 02:51 PM
Hiiiii~
14:51
byeeeee~
14:51
🦇
14:52
Wait actually I need [2 glasses of cold water]
14:52
He does that
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 02:53 PM
He waves at Sera
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 02:53 PM
he pats his jacket, relieved to see that he still had his cigar case. He takes it out to offer one to Esau HERE. he turned to nod to Sera
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 02:53 PM
Hello~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 02:54 PM
Oh thanks buddy. He takes a cigar and bites the end off, then glances back at King You got a light? I need to head back to the hotel later and get all my stuff. I remembered to bring back the fancy suit, but not any of my personal effects.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 18-Mar-22 02:56 PM
Ok [bye for real this time]
14:56
🦇👋🏼
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:19 PM
he pats himself for his lighter, thankfully that was still there too. He flicks it open and lights Esau’s stogie. He then waved at Sera
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:20 PM
He takes a long drag. Oh that's good shit. It helps his headache, weirdly enough Thanks, buddy. ... By the way if you want a loaf of bread you can just ask for one, i'll make you one for free.
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:21 PM
he was about to light his own cigar when he looked over at Esau REALLY?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:22 PM
He gives a big grin Sure, I didn't know you liked it that much.
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:25 PM
he laughed, trying to keep his volume reasonable since they both still had headaches THAT IS VERY KIND OF YOU.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:27 PM
What's a few loaves of bread between friends? He gives him a friendly elbow
15:28
You just wait, i'll bake you a pie and that'll really blow your mind!
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:28 PM
he beamed YOU BAKE PIES AS WELL?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:29 PM
He grins Yeah! Hell, i'll make you a quiche!
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:30 PM
A QUICHE! he laughed again, then he took a moment to think, furrowing his brow …. WHAT IS A QUICHE ACTUALLY.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:31 PM
It's cheese and meat and vegetables and egg in a pie crust.
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:38 PM
A SAVORY PIE… he was amazed at how many things a person could bake
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Yeah, I like cooking a lot. It was always nice to come home and make myself something nice when I had the money back when I was a nobody. He grins
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:41 PM
he leaned into a hand, looking down at the table I WAS ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY WEALTH AND BY SERVANTS. I BECAME TO RELIANT ON HAVING OTHERS MAKE THINGS AND DO TASKS FOR ME. I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING SOMETHING FOR MYSELF WITH MY OWN HANDS. OR FOR OTHERS.
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appleangel 18-Mar-22 03:41 PM
(*too reliant)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:42 PM
Once my brothers stopped taking care of me, I had to do things for myself. That's just how it was! He shrugged
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:46 PM
I SEE. he sighed in sympathy IT IS A PITY THAT YOUR FAMILY DID NOT SUPPORT YOU. IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO LEARN HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT GUIDANCE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:48 PM
It was hard, but it wasn't all bad. Now, changing my name to Spamton... that was mean! I never realized how mean that was until I was older!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:49 PM
he hops in through the doorway, with a huge grin plastered on his face...as well as plenty of lipstick GOOOOOOOOOD MORNIN' EVERY! EHAHAHA~
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 03:50 PM
he nodded, scratching at his chin WAS THAT NAME— he was interrupted by Saul, turning to greet him when he saw the Lightner had a face covered in lipstick kisses. He gawked at him ….
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:50 PM
Oh hey Saaaauuullll... He smiles as he puffed his cigar Oh my gosh, someone had a good time last night~
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 03:51 PM
he followed Saul inside, his arms crossed a he studied his friend’s face. That lipstick shade looked awful familiar…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:53 PM
he blushes Oh, uh...the drinking game! Right! That was fun! he chuckled nervously, he quickly reaches up into the cupboard and pulls out a bowl, a regular mug...and the one Marigold left him, the pretty one covered in stars
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:54 PM
You go anywhere else last night~? He waggled his eyebrows
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:55 PM
...I uh...went to my new room! Yeah! You outta see it it's real nice! I can show ya, later... he starts the coffee machine I'm...making two cups of coffee for myself! Because I'm hungover! That's normal and not suspicious at all right? Ehahahhah...
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 03:59 PM
…. Wait. he narrowed his eyes That’s [Blondie’s] favorite [a whiter shade of pale]…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 03:59 PM
Saul... have you looked in a mirror since you uh... went to your room?
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 04:01 PM
he stays quiet, but he’s curious about what’s going on
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:01 PM
…What? Do I have somethin on my face? I coulda sworn… he suddenly feels embarrassed, had he gone to see Midnight with food on his chin or something?! He would be about ready to curl up and die if that were the case
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:03 PM
Bursts into laughter You are COVERED in kisses, you dork!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 04:04 PM
he was NOT amused You [the devil went down to Georgia] to see [Blondie] last night…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:06 PM
WH-WHAT? his face immediately turns the shade of a tomato as he runs his fingers along his chin and pulls them away, seeing their coated in a very familiar shade of lipstick UH…WELL…I…MIGHT’VE….VISITED…JUST A LIL…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:07 PM
That's incredible, though! Congratulations! ... ...I should get Esther some lipstick...
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 04:11 PM
he was NOT happy, a kettle whistling noise sounding as he shook in place
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:12 PM
he laughs shyly O-ok ya got me…I just…wow he sighs happily, he just can’t stop smiling. He covers his face with his hands. I think…this is the best hangover I’ve ever had…ehaha
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 04:12 PM
he drank more water, sighing AT LEAST ONE OF US AND AN ENJOYABLE NIGHT….
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:15 PM
he then glances at Spamtoon, quickly putting his coffee into a bowl and handing it to him P-peace offering? Ehaha…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:15 PM
Oh he's daydreamin' with a stupid smile on his face. Definitely not thinking about a couple nights ago nope. He does snap out of it at the sound of King's moroseness and shakes his head Nope still thinkin about it
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16:17
Hehehhhee....
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 04:17 PM
* he narrowed his eyes at Saul, taking the bowl* [it was only a kiss it was only a kiss]…. RIGHT?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:18 PM
he nods so fast his head is almost a blur…that is not good for jostling around his brains …owieee…
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16:22
he then glances at the two other mugs of coffee he’s getting ready…nervous…but excited
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:22 PM
He kicks his chair back and puffs on his cigar with a smile What wild, riotous thing can compare to the shape of a woman's love? What shaking hands dare reach out and touch such an incredible thing? The sumptuous taste of plush petals on my lips, the impossible sweetness of ambrosia? Let me lay my head upon your breast and give me the strength that I might try and grasp you again~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:24 PM
he blushes at this… I-I…she…she’s…so wonderful… he sighs dreamily
16:25
he then glances at King. O-oh, s-sorry…
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 04:27 PM
he sighed, he trusted Saul and he was his friend, but he couldn’t help but feel defensive for Miss Midnight. As long as it was JUST kisses between these two. He sipped from his bowl, feeling very very single
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:29 PM
he finished getting the other two mugs of coffee ready, when an idea occurs to him…he should make her pancakes too! He starts rifling around the kitchen
16:31
‘ he then sets out flour and sugar and eggs…milk goes in too, right? What else what else what else…he’s pacing around`
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:32 PM
He watches Saul and raises his eyebrow curiously. Okay this should be interesting You uh... need help?
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 04:32 PM
he watched Saul ARE YOU PLANNING TO MAKE SOMETHING LIGHTNER SPAMTON.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:33 PM
he fidgets nervously Uh…well…h-how do ya make pancakes? It’s been a really, really long time since I even tried to make ‘em…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:34 PM
............. He stands up and cracks his knuckles
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:35 PM
he eyes him in awe You know how to make pancakes?!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Seperate me three eggs and go find the baking powder.
16:36
He puts the cigar between his lips and bites on it so it stays put Let's do this.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 04:36 PM
[international House of Pancakes], huh? he was at least touched by Saul wanting to do something nice for her
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:36 PM
Aye aye! he quickly grabs the baking powder and hands him over three eggs
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 04:37 PM
he watches Esau get to work, finding his cooking and baking fascinating
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:38 PM
He'd roll up his sleeves but they are already rolled up, so he just sets about separating the eggs Sift the flour, Saul! I need three cups! He smiles widely. He wants to help make this the best breakfast ever
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:40 PM
he nods, very proud of himself for knowing what "sifting flour" means. He grabs the...tennis...racket...thingy...from the drawer, sets down a bowl and gets right to work! ...flour is flying everywhere...his face is now more white with flour than red with lipstick
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:42 PM
He laughs Oh my god, Saul! Okay so can you whip up a meringue?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:43 PM
...a who?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:45 PM
It's when you beat the egg whites into stiff peaks.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:47 PM
he nods Sure! I can do that! he excitedly grabs the eggs and accidentally drops a few on the floor ...I'll uh...clean that... he then gets a bowl and starts to separate the eggs, he's sticking out his tongue, deep in concentration...he only had to fish out five pieces of shell! he's very proud of himself
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:48 PM
Mixing the dry ingredients, he watches Saul work with the eggs and smiles around the cigar You know, Saul, I joke and [?!@!] but... honestly I don't think she could ask for a better guy, yanno? You're a catch, I mean that.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 04:49 PM
he did agree that Saul would be a nice boyfriend to Midnight, but he still couldn’t help feeling protective of her
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:50 PM
he blushes, beating the egg whites with maybe a little too much enthusiasum...they are dripping down the edges of the bowl F-for real? Aw...ehaha...I j-just hope I can make her happy...
16:50
he looks a little sad for a moment She deserves to be happy...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:51 PM
You will. I think you could make anyone happy just by being you. He smiles a little as he makes a well in the dry ingredients to put in some of the wet, lost in his reverie
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:53 PM
he hands him the egg whites...they cannot possibly be any more stiff... I uh, really hope so, ehaha...I like makin' people happy. Not just her...well mostly her...but...I h-hope I make everyone here happy...I care about all of ya so much.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:56 PM
He takes the whites and begins to fold them into the batter, which nearly doubles in bulk from it I think you do.
16:57
This will make SO many pancakes, there'll be enough for everyone.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:57 PM
he beams at him Good, because if you’re happy, well, then I am too! Ehaha he pats him on the shoulder, leaving a flour handprint …Oopsie
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 04:59 PM
he smiled, feeling a little sad… he should have been this kind of man for his wife
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 04:59 PM
He laughs We need a griddle... I miss my cast iron griddle...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:02 PM
That’s uh…that thing that’s like a pan, right? But big and flat? he goes looking for it and miraculously finds one and pulls it out Tadaaaah~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Fantastic! Heat that [?Q@#QQ] up and throw on some butter! Unless we have coconut oil...
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 05:05 PM
he raised a brow THERE IS OIL IN A COCONUT. I THOUGHT THEY HAD WATER.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:06 PM
he sets it on the stove and turns up the heat to full blast Yeah! Are ya tryin ta pull a fast one on me? Coconuts don’t need oiled they need watered!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:06 PM
You make it out of the meat of the coconut... it's good for baking at low temperatures.
17:06
He lowers the heat to medium
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:09 PM
he nods like he understands…plants have meat?!?!? Is that how vegetarians work? Maybe he should try some plant meat sometime…
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 05:09 PM
he actually didn’t know that either, the things you learn in a kitchen!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:12 PM
He goes digging around for a while while the pan heats up and emerges victorious with a jar of coconut oil, because this house is magic. He shows off the white smooth goop that smells slightly sweet This is coconut oil...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:15 PM
he sniffs it curiously…it smells nice! …he wants to eat it. Its so…goopy.
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 05:15 PM
he looked at it, curiously THIS IS FROM A COCONUT…. HUH.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:16 PM
Yeah when you melt it it just looks like oil but when it gets hard it looks like... this. He plops some on the griddle and it starts to melt
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 05:17 PM
he watches in awe [crowdooohaaaahing.mp3]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Oooh, cookin magic…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Once he has a thin layer of oil on the hot griddle he uses an ice cream scoop to plop down some batter. It spreads out and begins to cook, seeming to grow
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:19 PM
he suddenly has a lightbulb moment. He gets up on his top toes to reach into the cupboard and pulls out a bag of chocolate chips, he shakes them next to Esau Ehhhhh? Eeeeeeehhh?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:20 PM
..... Oh my god that's perfect. He holds up the bowl of batter with a grin Throw in about a cup, we don't want them too dense!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:21 PM
he nods, taking a generous handful and putting them in
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:22 PM
He folds them carefully into the batter before plopping down a few more pancakes. He grabbed some chips and sprinkled them into the already cooking one before grabbing a spatula and flipping that one over. It expanded further
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:22 PM
he smells them and his mouth starts watering Is there…anythin else I can do for ya buddy?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:25 PM
He takes the one finished pancake and slips it onto a plate. It's small in diameter but it's huge and fluffy. It's probably about an inch and a half high Eat this and tell me if it's passable.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 05:25 PM
he’s also getting hungry, it smells amazing in here
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 05:26 PM
also getting hungry, his stomach making really loud growls
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:27 PM
he carefully takes a bite…then his eyes widen Mmmmh!!! he downs the whole thing in seconds, than does a silly chefs kiss towards Esau Magnifico!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:28 PM
He laughs, flipping some pancakes and plopping down some more batter I used to eat these all the time as a [Big Shot]! Eventually I just learned to make them myself when my personal chef quit!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:30 PM
I just ate lots of popcorn when that happened to me, ehaha.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Because the pancakes were small but high, they got... so many. He is piling them up onto a plate almost dangerously high We need something to top these with... you ever eat pancakes with honey?
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 05:33 PM
HONEY ON PANCAKES… he’s getting so hungry
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Honey! That’s genius! he goes looking and proudly produces a bear shaped bottle
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Honey and chocolate is a fantastic combination. I used to dip apples into it when I would... uh... entertain guests. He laughs
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17:38
Eventually he slides a pair of plates in front of Spades and Spamtoon with a single piece of butter on the tall piles, and a few ribbons of honey
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 05:39 PM
he excitedly take a bite, his eyes widening as he soon tasted something that must have fell from heaven MMMM!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:39 PM
he takes out two plates for himself and midnight then starts stepping in place with excitement
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 05:40 PM
he tries one as well, happily… purring? He was really enjoying it
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:42 PM
He helps himself to a bunch of pancakes, leaning against the counter while he ate He elbows Saul gently And if she asks, you made them yourself~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:45 PM
R-really? Ya wouldn’t mind? he takes two plates and stacks them high Thank you buddy! I owe ya one! he excitedly grabs both plates and the cups of coffee, wobbling for a bit, then excitedly heads out the door
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:47 PM
Good luck, pal! He waggles his fingers to bid him goodbye
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 05:47 PM
he waved to Saul, hoping that these two are JUST going to have breakfast together
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Hey, don't worry, it's a gentleman!
17:50
(*He's)
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 05:52 PM
he waved to Saul as he left but he was mainly focused on how delicious these pancakes were
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 05:54 PM
he sighed I [know before you throw], but… I [can’t help being a gemini] it, y’know? She’s [it’s been fine meme compilation.mov] through a [hot off the lot the latest models and no down payments]…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 05:56 PM
I can only imagine. He seats himself between him and Spades, munching on his pancakes It's natural, to want to be protective of someone you care about.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:03 PM
he nodded She’s the [first and foremost] friend I had in a [once in a lifetime deals and savings]…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Then it makes sense you'd want her to be okay. It's kind of like me and Esther... I would do anything for her. To keep her safe and happy and feeling secure...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:13 PM
He smiles I know she appreciates that you care, Toons.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:17 PM
he sighed I [hope for the best] so… he looked into his bowl of coffee, hoping those two were doing alright in another dimension
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:18 PM
... So what DO you like to do? Like, in your spare time, anyway?
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:20 PM
he looked up Huh? Me?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:20 PM
He grins Yeah you, pal.
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:20 PM
Jay walked inside the kitchen, grinning. Hey, everyone!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:21 PM
He waves Hey! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever! Help yourself to some pancakes!
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:22 PM
He smiled. Oh, I was just out of the house. With a friend. He grabbed a plate and put himself some, sitting with them at the table.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:24 PM
Aw I hope ya had fun! He grins, he is absolutely none the wiser
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:25 PM
he sees J, waving Hey, J!
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:25 PM
He blushed slightly, smiling to himself. Oh definitely... Hello toony!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:26 PM
he thinks, he honestly had been too busy trying to survive the nonsense on this house that he hadn’t have had time to really do any hobbies [well well well], I guess… [watch your tone] TV?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Hmm! He snaps his fingers You should learn yourself a skill! Lots of the Spamtons tinker and make art and cook and stuff!
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:30 PM
He nodded, taking a bite of the pancakes. Yeah! It's good for passing time. Also the pancakes are awesome!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:36 PM
Aw, thanks, Jay!
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:37 PM
He continued eating the pancakes, but couldn't help himself, drifting off into thoughts about Picotee, smiling and blushing slightly.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:40 PM
.... He smirks Whatcha thinkin' aboooout?
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:41 PM
Jay looked at him, blushing a bit deeper. Uh- no one!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:42 PM
It's okay you can tell meeee~
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:43 PM
He sighed, giving in Okay, okay, you were right. I got myself a date...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:44 PM
I KNEW it! I recognize that glow!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:44 PM
he looks over at J Hmm? You [want it need it gotta have it] a [date with destiny]?
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:45 PM
He chuckled shyly, rubbing the back of his neck. Y-yeah! Just got back, actually.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:45 PM
His eyes go wide and he smiles You spent the night?!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:46 PM
he was drinking his coffee and he spit it out
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:46 PM
J nodded, grinning. Y-yeah!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:47 PM
Holy heck, must have been some date!
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:48 PM
He sighed dreamily. Yeah, it was nice... But, well, I only stayed over because we were completely soaked. Not like I didn't want to, of course...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:51 PM
....... He snickers
18:52
Is that so?
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:52 PM
He turned to him, blinking. D-did I say something?
18:52
WRONG
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IGNORE PLEASE
18:52
Well... Y-yeah!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 06:53 PM
he looked at his bowl of coffee, contemplating if he should drown himself in it or not. What’s with all the other Spamtons getting dates but him??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:56 PM
I'm glad you had fun, Jay! Really! He's grinning at toothily at him
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Jay smiled back a bit shyly. Thank you! "Oh what am I going to do if he knows it's his brother..."
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 06:57 PM
he’s trying to ignore all the dating talk and continue eating more pancakes, even though he was feeling a little lonely
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 06:59 PM
We should go out and celebrate! Although i'm not sure how much more Marigold would be willing to let me mooch off of his businesses...
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 07:01 PM
J blushed R-really, it's not that big of a deal! I always could just ask p... Pierre for help organising. Or any. Of my brothers. Totally my brothers.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:02 PM
:?
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 07:03 PM
He grinned a bit awkwardly. Oh right, I haven't introduced you yet! Pierre would be a version of your Amaranth.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 07:04 PM
he winced, remembering Amaranth’s face when he first met him
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 07:04 PM
He's not that monstrous though. Much less scary.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:04 PM
I certainly hope he's nicer than Amaranth.
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Of course! Not the nicest, but still pleasant to be around.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:07 PM
Phew! That's a relief.
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 07:10 PM
I'd love to introduce you all to them one day! There's Pierre, Oliver, Xavier, Xeno, and Morpheus. They're all very nice!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:14 PM
That would be fantastic!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 07:15 PM
he;s not sure if he wants to meet any more brothers, he’s had his fill of Esau’s wacky family tree
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 07:16 PM
And oh boy are you going to see more of it Yeah!
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Spamton J BOT 18-Mar-22 07:23 PM
oh, did you know that Xavier and Xeno are twins?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:33 PM
I didn't!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 07:37 PM
Bursts into the kitchen holding Trashton Pancakes are in here, my love!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 07:38 PM
he slams his head into the table. What the hell was this house, a honeymoon hotel??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:38 PM
He tries not to spit his coffee. Oh right he forgot about these two
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:43 PM
WOO!! Hell yeah, pancakes!!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 07:44 PM
He immediately walks past them all to grab some for him and Trashton Esau only looks a little mortified
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:44 PM
Don't forget the whipped cream!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 07:48 PM
He immediately makes a mess of pancakes and whipped cream for the two of them
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:54 PM
Nice going, this is good stuff!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 07:59 PM
Thanks uh, I made it with Saul...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 08:08 PM
Oh, neat!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 08:13 PM
Bigstand
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 08:13 PM
He sits with Trashton at the table and munches happily
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 08:13 PM
Kinda crowded in here isn't it
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 08:14 PM
Happy pancake eating noises.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 08:14 PM
He smiles Hey Greeds, I made pancakes.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 08:14 PM
How many do you got?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 08:15 PM
He glances behind him at the pile of small but tall pancakes ...Quite a few left! You're welcome to them.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 08:15 PM
I'll take them.
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 08:16 PM
it was getting crowded, especially with someone as big as he was. He decided that was when he needed to make his leave. He stood up from the table, nodding to Esau THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. AND THANK YOU FOR THE PANCAKES. he then nodded to the others and waved as he left the room GOOD BYE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 08:17 PM
Later days, Spades!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 08:18 PM
He fixes a plate with most of the pancakes that are left, walks to the fridge, grabs a full carton of juice, and finally picks a few glasses from the cupboard. He's balancing everything in his arms with surprising skill. He looks up to Esau Do you have any syrup?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 08:19 PM
We were using honey but I think there's some syrup in the fridge? He goes to investigate, and comes out with a small bottle to hand to Greedton
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 18-Mar-22 08:20 PM
With no room left in his arms, he grabs it with his chompers and nods at Esau before leaving back upstairs
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Gets up and starts cleaning up
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 09:19 PM
he has finally finished his breakfast, bringing his dishes over to Esau to help him clean up
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
But back to what we were saying, Toons, we should hang more! Might be fun! And my City is completely safe as long as you're not stealing anything!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
he looked over at him Really? A [boys night out on the town], you and me?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Absolutley! HEY MARIGOLD WOULD THAT BE COOL?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 09:23 PM
He gives a thumbs up
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Make sure you take some pics!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Yeah! See? What do you say? Get you outta this house!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
he beamed [let’s go for it]! Yeah!!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I will assure my staff to make sure your time is as comfortable as possible in my establishment!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Yeah, so just go and have a good time!
22:01
I'm in my lane. I'm vibing. I'm thriving. I'm not being chased for fraud.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:17 PM
he carefully puts everything away then sits himself at the table, day dreaming for a while
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Hey Saul! He beams How did it go?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:18 PM
he sighs happily Sooooo nice~
22:19
he then perks up, realizing he must have lipstick on his face again, he rushes to the sink trying to wash it off before Spamtoon gets back
22:19
...though he kind of loves having little reminders of all her kisses on his face
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
he sees Saul had returned Hey pal. How was [breakfast in America remastered lp] with [Blondie]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:21 PM
he just barely managed to wash it all off Good! Good. She really liked the pancakes!
22:21
I wanted to tell her the truth so bad...I think I pulled it off though. What with my cookery knowledge and all that.
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
he snorts Yeah? Tell us [make an example of them].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
...I make a mean merrrang he smirks
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
He laughs
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 10:25 PM
he snorted again at the extra oomph his friend put in that word [I like my steaks well done], Chef Saul!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:25 PM
he laughs Ok maybe she wasn't fully convinced but...I think I made her happy
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
hearing that put him at ease, smiling at Saul She liked [breakfast in America remastered lp]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:28 PM
he nods All thanks to you guys! Thank you, for, for helping me with all this. Ehaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:30 PM
Any time! Hey if you need anything you talk...to this guy- He points to Marigold
22:30
He's got the kromer.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:32 PM
he laughs Speakin' of which...could I still get some fancy new threads sometime? I mean...I still wanna surprise her.
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Absolutely, precious friend of Gardenia!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:34 PM
He stammers DON'T CALL ME THAT!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 10:36 PM
he raised his brows, looking at Esau …. “Gardenia”?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:36 PM
He covers his head HIYEAHTHATSMYBIRTHNAME
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
he decides not to comment on his name, as being called his birth name makes him extremely upset It's ok Esau!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Oh wow, that's a nice name!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 10:39 PM
he decided not to press on it further, holding a hand up I [get the picture], pal. I [we won’t get fooled again] bring it up [try try again].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:39 PM
It was my name when I was a kid. Before these schmucks started calling me Spamton.
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
......Sorry, Esau... but yes! I can get you the finest wardrobe, Mr... Lightner?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
he looks at him curiously Oh yeah? Spamton is my last name. My grandparents...might've misspelled our last name when the immigrated...but my mamma thought it was so funny she decided to go with it.
22:41
he looks excitedly at him Oh yeah? Somethin real slick and cool?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Why yes!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Oooh, somethin with big shoulder pads an roller skates? Maybe a jetpack?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
......Maybe not a jetpack...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
he then pauses remembering who this was all for Er…I mean…something refined and classy? Maybe…1920s style? A-and dark blue?
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
raises brows [audienceoohingahhing.mp3], fancy!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
OOH! That I can do!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
he laughs, you got it, pal
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
He conjures a tape measure and begins to measure Saul rather abruptly Hmm! Hmm? Mmm... HMM!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:50 PM
he flusters Wh-whoa there…
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Hmm! Yes! He banishes the tape measure This should do nicely!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:51 PM
…it will?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Oh yes! Now just need to get a brief overview of your features... He peers at him for a moment before bringing up a pop up Hello me? It's meeeee~! I have another suit order for me!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
he’s smiling excitedly. For some reason this is very entertaining for him
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:54 PM
He extends his fingers and cracks them, bringing up a virtual keyboard. He begins to tap rapidly. He just likes being involved Yes... yes... no... blue... yes dark blue, midnight blue... ooh but royal blue...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Oooh, Marigold you gotta make me a nice suit sometime.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Oooh, a nice yellow one?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 10:57 PM
He blushes happily Ooh TWEED! Oh that is an EXCELLENT idea, me!
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A big red button appears on the keyboard and he smiles with happy jitters, slamming his hand down on it A series of happy blips and virtual fireworks goes off
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:01 PM
his eyes widen at the fireworks as he tries to catch them in his hands
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Within a few minutes a suit is 3D printed right onto a mannequin right in the kitchen. It looks like this:
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Aw... they must be out of tweed.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:06 PM
he takes a good look at it and grins It’s perfect!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:07 PM
So this is how you make your suits...
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 11:08 PM
he lets out a whistle, clapping [wolf whistle.mp3] Nice [does thread count count in sheets myth debunked]!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:08 PM
Wow... that's amazing!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:09 PM
Can I try it on?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:09 PM
It's yours! Do what you wish with it! He banishes his keyboard and screens with a smile
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:10 PM
…it is? It’s that easy? Whoa…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:11 PM
It's all digital, buddy.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:11 PM
…I can wear the internet?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:12 PM
I assure you! It will be just as fashionable anywhere you wear it!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:12 PM
....Anybody else hear that outside?
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King Spades BOT 18-Mar-22 11:12 PM
a loud booming animal-like yell sounded outside
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 11:13 PM
jumped in his seat YEEP!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Oh, maybe it’s just Doomba makin friends!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:13 PM
I know it's not the monster corpse... He goes to investigate
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Saul G Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:13 PM
He’s back in the wild where his kind belong
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he shrugs, following Esau
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:17 PM
...So Marigold, do you think I can get a nice suit like that?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:17 PM
Absolutely, my darling! What colour?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:17 PM
You know what, I gotta go with purple. It'd compliment the pink and yellow, you know?
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:22 PM
He squeals happily and begins typing rapidly
23:24
He immediately conjures the most ostentatious purple suit he can because goddamn that's a nice suit
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Whoa, now THAT'S a suit! That's amazing, Marigold!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:32 PM
You are gonna look so CUTE!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:33 PM
I knew I could count on you to find something stylish for me!
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 11:35 PM
he suddenly wants in, getting giddy from seeing all these nice suits [HEY EVERY !] My [don’t turn around wuh oh]!!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:36 PM
Well... what kind of suit do you want, cutie?
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
he’s thinking hmmm…. he then snaps his fingers A [zoot suit riiiiot riot throw back a bottle of beeeer]!!!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:38 PM
Hmmmm.... He walks around him and takes his measurements real quick
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He spawns a black pinstripe zoot suit for Spamtoon. It's bold and comes with a hat and looks like this
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Spamtoon BOT 18-Mar-22 11:44 PM
he beamed, clapping his hand happily [squealing.mp3] !!!!!
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Marigold BOT 18-Mar-22 11:54 PM
Oh i'm glad you like it!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Mar-22 11:59 PM
Who couldn't enjoy your suits, Marigold?
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 12:02 AM
He beams
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 12:07 AM
You've got a real eye for what people might enjoy, you know?
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 12:07 AM
To be honest, it all comes from owning my casinos and being tutored by Amaranth... He looks a bit bashful
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 12:08 AM
I suppose when you're around so many people you start to get a pulse on the streets for the latest trends and whatnot. Can't say that I have that, I've been isolated for a long time...
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 12:16 AM
Well, we're not having that any longer! You're with me now!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 12:19 AM
Yeah, I guess I am! I just... gotta get used to being around people again. He says that but he sounds hella nervous.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 12:26 AM
Oh Joseph... He hugs him tightly
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 12:36 AM
Haha... is it bad to say that I'm a little nervous?
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Spamtoon BOT 19-Mar-22 12:38 AM
holding up his suit against himself, giddy. He was going to look like a million kromer in these duds!!
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 12:42 AM
No, it's fine to be nervous... i'm very nervous too. He smiled
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 12:44 AM
Well... if you're nervous... that makes me feel better. It makes me feel like I'm not alone in feeling this. But... we'll get through this together.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 12:45 AM
He hugs him tightly again Love you, mio tesoro🎶
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 12:52 AM
And I love you, my Marigold~
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 12:55 AM
He smiles and kisses him all over his face
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Spamtoon BOT 19-Mar-22 12:56 AM
wondering if he’ll get more dates with flashy duds like this
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Spamtoon BOT 19-Mar-22 01:05 AM
he looked over to Marigold T-Thank you!! I… *he wasn’t sure what to say to this Addison, the same one he almost beat the sense out of with a piece of wood. And yet, the same addison had been a huge help to everyone at the house, him included. He hugged the suit to himself, smiling. Thank you, Marigold…
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Thank you, little Spamton! I... want to help... it's been so hard recently. I'm tired of being Saffron's weapon and i'm tired of being treated like i'm an imbecile just because i'm a little dim... I want to be on the good side for once.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 01:19 AM
And I think you're doing a great job already! You've put smiles-- real smiles-- on people's faces.
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Spamtoon BOT 19-Mar-22 01:20 AM
he smiled You [hamburger helper recall] us out a [the latest and hottest models on the lot with no down payment]!
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:21 AM
He cocks his head Oh... if you want a car you really should talk to Amaranth...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Ahhh, he's the car guy, huh.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:24 AM
He's the luxury goods guy...
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Spamtoon BOT 19-Mar-22 01:25 AM
he was going to hang up his suit and head to bed, he had a long day today. He waved to Marigold and Trashton [good night sweetheart goodnight] you two!! he then left to climb the stairs
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:25 AM
Byeee!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 01:25 AM
Also Marigold, these suits are totally luxury! Don't kid yourself!
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:27 AM
He sighs Amaranth told me that I need to become adept at this sort of thing if i'm going to get anywhere in the business. He says it's not appropriate that my simulacra all wear just two outfits.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 01:28 AM
Well... he's not entirely wrong... but I only agree with that because I think you'd look adorable in cute clothes.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:30 AM
He looks nervous for a moment before smiling, and clasping his hands together I do like cute clothes~
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 01:31 AM
If you do it though, you gotta do it for yourself, not because Amaranth told you to!
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:31 AM
He sniffs and nods Okay! I can do that!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 01:37 AM
That's great to hear! Now... if you were to wear an outfit, what type would you wear?
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 01:38 AM
....A very, very fancy suit. With ruffles!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Oooh, you don’t see many ruffles these days…
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 02:07 AM
He pauses a moment, before pulling up his keyboard and typing on it furiously. Suddenly a blinding light erupts from it and engulfs him, and when it vanishes he is dressed in a frilly white suit like a magical girl transformation
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 02:25 AM
Trashton gasps as he sees Marigold wear a fresh new outfit. And how stylish it was too! Marigold you look absolutely gorgeous...
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 02:27 AM
He smiles bashfully R-Really?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Absolutely! You ROCK those frills and ruffles!
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 02:29 AM
T-Th-Thank you!! He's so happy
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 02:30 AM
And hey, this is absolutely a confidence booster, wouldn't you agree?
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 02:31 AM
He nods 💛 !!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 02:32 AM
Haha, believe me I get it. When I used to be a [[BIG SHOT]] I'd always be so nervous... but put me in a suit, and it's like I'm a whole different person.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 02:35 AM
You're so sweet and I love you so muuuuucch! He picks him up and hugs him
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 02:38 AM
I love you toooo Marigold! Oh god they're being mushy in the Kitchen.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 02:44 AM
He gives him a big squeeze. It... legitimately feels so nice. This is the first time in a very long time he's worn something for himself, and not because someone demanded he adhere to some dress code Thank you, Joseph.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Anything for you, Marigold.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I hope I can repay you somehow... for everything you've done for me...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 03:49 AM
...Heh. Gotta be honest; that's the first time I've ever heard that someone wants to repay me instead of the other way around.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 03:53 AM
Well you deserve it! You did so much for me! You helped me not be so... afraid. I owe you the world!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Wow… that… really means a lot to me, hearing you say that.
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 04:06 AM
He smiles and kisses his forehead 💛 💛 💛
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 04:08 AM
He gives a giddy giggle as he’s kissed.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 19-Mar-22 01:30 PM
A familiar kitchen cupboard is opening and he emerges. He's back from his home vacation visit. He wastes no time in walking out of there and heading upstairs
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 02:15 PM
He smiles to Trashton before his head begins to rattle, and he goes pale. His face falls ... It's Saffron...
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 03:00 PM
He turns and answers the 'phone' in his head by bringing up a screen, speaking softly. When he hangs up, he seems rattled I have to go...
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Marigold BOT 19-Mar-22 03:29 PM
He kisses Trashton on the head, and squeezes his shoulders gently Goodbye, mio tesoro🎶 I'll be back. He heads up the stairs and vanishes through his briefcase portal
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Please, be safe…!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 06:41 PM
He can't help but twiddle his fingers a bit, nervous. Was Marigold doing OK? He looked really scared when he had to leave...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
The door opens, he heads inside, wondering about everything that's transpired over the last few days He blinks when he saw Trashton Joe? What's wrong? You look like someone died.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:08 PM
...Marigold went back to see Saffron. I'm... worried about him.
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I get that he has to keep up appearances... but...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Aw hell... I'll put up some tea. He immediate went to put up a kettle If it makes you feel better, I can call him.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:09 PM
You can do that? I'd really appreciate it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:10 PM
He nodded, and brought up a window. Esau was connected to Picotee and Marigold, given the recent turn of events, so he could call them, but after a moment, he furrowed his brow .... :?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:13 PM
Is something wrong?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:13 PM
He's not answer, is all.
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(*answering)
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:13 PM
...Is it like him to not answer?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:15 PM
It's been a while since I started calling him on the regular, but... ever since the incident at the house he's always answered when I call him. He closed the window ...Joe I think you may be onto something.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:16 PM
If he's in trouble, then I'm not going to sit around and just let it happen!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:23 PM
There's no telling what it could be... but... He ran his hand over his face God dammit... Marigold... if he got on Saffron's bad side...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:25 PM
...If he did...? You need to tell me, what would happen?! He's panicking a bit.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:26 PM
Well if I know Saffron he won't kill him... that's the one thing he thinks separates him from me instead of, you know, him being worse than me... plus killing Marigold will shatter all his simulacra... Now, incapacitate him... that's on the table...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:28 PM
I can’t just sit here while he tries to incapacitate Marigold!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:29 PM
Okay okay! I agree! I agree! We can take the briefcase, see if his simulacra are acting weird!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:30 PM
Right. I've got a new bat thanks to Marigold. This one isn't going to break, so it should be fine.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:33 PM
He sighed Okay come on. He leaves for the den
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 07:35 PM
He follows after him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-Mar-22 11:36 PM
Ice packs got! He heads out
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 12:12 AM
he’s in the kitchen, also finding himself alone. I guess everyone’s got an agenda elsewhere today. Oh well. He starts the coffe pot to make some coffee and then gets some eggs out of the fridge to make himself some eggs. He also grabs a package of bacon, can’t eat eggs by their lonesome
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 12:24 AM
he’s cooking and enjoying the quiet for once, singing some jingles to himself 🎶[CROSSFIRE! You got caught up in the CROSSFIRE!]🎶
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 12:39 AM
He sneaks inside. He's gotten pretty good at sneaking into kitchens lately.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 12:39 AM
he finished cooking the eggs, now he’s waiting on the bacon, still singing 🎶[Sock ‘em Boppers Sock ‘em Boppers, more fun than a pillow fight!]🎶
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 12:40 AM
He nods approvingly at his music tastes and technique as he sits down at the table. He does not want to interrupt this.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 12:47 AM
he finished the bacon, sliding it onto a plate while singing another jingle 🎶[Hohoho~ Green Giant]🎶
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 12:47 AM
...he snickers quietly
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 12:52 AM
he freezes in place EEEP!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Sorry! Sorry pal, ehahaha. Keep goin with your concert! I liked it!
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 12:58 AM
embarasswe, he grabbed a plate and started fixing himself breakfast
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appleangel 20-Mar-22 12:58 AM
*(embarrassed)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Aw, no, really! Hmm… 🎵Every day I wake up, I pour myself a cup,Of that rich folgers aroma,The best part of waking up,It's the doo-wop doo-wop~ 🎵
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:10 AM
he was still kind of embarrassed but he was hopping along to Saul’s singing as he fixed his buddy a plate as well. He poured a mug and a bowl each full of coffee and brought everything to the table
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:13 AM
he smiles, seeing Spamtoon loosen up a little bit, he held up his mug in a toast 🎵In all I do, The moutain grown aroma, Always commin' through, always commin' through! Oh the best part of waking up, Is folgers in your cup!🎵 Ehahaha!
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:19 AM
he then laughed, holding his bowl up to toast him back, sipping from it and then setting it down Not [too bad so sad], pal!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:21 AM
he chuckles, taking a sip from his mug Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week! Wow, this looks amazing!
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:24 AM
he smiled [Thank you for flying with Delta]! Felt like [what’s cookin’ good lookin’] today. he starts on his eggs
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:27 AM
he eats quickly, as usual So good! Maybe one day I’ll be able to cook somethin on my own without destroyin the kitchen…honestly don’t know how you guys do it!
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:30 AM
The Addisons I [whistle while you work] with a while ago, we [new models at used prices] to [dog and cats living together] and we [my goose is cooked] a lot… he sighed, remembering those years. He never thought he’d share a kitchen with people again, or even get to have a kitchen again period
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:33 AM
he nods Well, when I lived with my...with people I was close with, I once set the kitchen on fire making cereal, so, uh, I wasn't allowed to enter the kitchen ever again ehaha
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:35 AM
… he soon snapped out of his mini funk as soon as Saul shared his kitchen story. He burst into laughter
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:37 AM
he laughs with him I'm lucky my eyebrows grow fast, I think I'd look pretty weird if they never grew back! Glad I didn't meet Miss the day after that happened, ehahaha
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:40 AM
he snorts into his coffee, wondering how Midnight would react to Saul having no eyebrows. He coughed for a minute before clearing his throat Any [man with a plan] today, pal?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:41 AM
he scratches his chin W-Well, uh...Esau said he'd take me ta see a friend about...flowers
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:42 AM
he looked over at him [April Showers bring May flowers], huh?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:43 AM
he nods, smiling Y-yeah...flowers.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:44 AM
he smirked at him What’s the [how to dress for the occasion]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:46 AM
W-Well...I still wanna surprise Ki--um, Midnight. I-I wanna do somethin special for her!
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:49 AM
he smiled, this was honestly a pretty sweet gesture of Saul for his friend She’s [deals you’re gonna love] that! he thinks for a minute Hmm… she likes [kiss from a rose karaoke.mp3]… and [something or other]… “pee-yo-knees” I [think tank].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 01:51 AM
...pee yo knees? he thinks for a moment Yeah, that could be a flower! Pee yo knees...
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 01:55 AM
he shrugs, eating some bacon [it’s not much but it’s home] of a [April showers bring may flowers] expert…
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:12 AM
suddenly the lights flickered in the kitchen ???
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:12 AM
he looks up ...Do we need to change those? Or are they magic lightbulbs?
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:13 AM
Uhh… do we [wants and needs] to [pay the piper] to [learn the electric slide tutorial video] bill?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:14 AM
...How do they get electricity out here?
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:15 AM
…. he shrugged
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:16 AM
he also shrugs I mean I guess electricity is magic anyways...
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:18 AM
the lights burst and the kitchen goes dark, Spamtoon yells [shrillscreamsfx.mp3]!!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:20 AM
...buddy? Don't move! I'm comin! he tries to get over to him but just trips on one of the kitchen chairs @#4% CHAIRS. AGAIN.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:25 AM
o lawd he panicking WHO [don’t turn around wuh oh] OUT THE [blinded by the light keyboard music sheet]????
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:30 AM
he reaches out and accidentally grabs Spamtoon by his pointy nose AAAGH!
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:31 AM
A loud honk sound boo Erin the kitchen,followed by a yelp of pain [clowncarhorn.mp3]! [tomandjerryyell.mp3]!!!
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appleangel 20-Mar-22 02:32 AM
(*boomed in the, what the fuck iPad)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:33 AM
S-SORRY! A-are you aight? Damn, can't see a thing...you're eyes don't glow in the dark like Esther's...do they?
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:34 AM
he rubbed his nose NO!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:36 AM
he starts rummaging through his pockets Oh! I think I found a glowstick! there's a small cracking noise...nothing happens ...aw, no, that was my last Twix bar...
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:37 AM
It’s [dark… so dark]!!! he’s getting freaked out
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:38 AM
It's ok buddy! It's ok! I'm here! he reaches out again and finally gets ahold of him, wrapping his arms around him and patting his back We can...uh...do ya like Twix?
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:39 AM
clinging to Saul, shaking like a terrified chihuahua
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:41 AM
he rubs his back gently...then starts singing trying to comfort him .... 🎶 I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I truly wish to be 🎶
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 02:42 AM
Bursts into the kitchen screaming
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:42 AM
Is screaming with him, holding on for dear life.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:42 AM
he screams in reaction to the other screaming [wilhelmscream.mp3]!!!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:43 AM
IT'S FINE! IT'S OK!! THERE'S NOTHING TO [[Fear]]!! He's so scared his tic is coming back.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:43 AM
he's singing louder now, patting him faster 🎶 CUZ IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENERRRR🎶
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 02:43 AM
Screaming and crying
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:44 AM
crying and screaming, goddammit he was having a nice breakfast WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN IN THIS HOUSE EVERY TIME
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 02:45 AM
IT'S FINE IT'S OKAY IT'S JUST A SPIRIT!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:46 AM
he's shouting now 🎶 EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE, OH EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH, EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEE 🎶
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:46 AM
BIG BRO NORTON TOLD ME THAT [[Ghostbusters]] AREN'T REALL!!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:47 AM
Oh, ghosts are real.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:47 AM
THEY ARE!?!?
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 02:47 AM
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BASICALLY EVERY ANTIQUE IS HAUNTED?!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:48 AM
...R-real fake I mean! Ehahaha. Just kiddin' buddy. he pats his head, or approximately where he things his head is
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:49 AM
shuddering as Saul is patting his tummy in the dark
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:53 AM
Shh, shh it's ok he is still patting Huh, ya got a bit of a bald spot...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:53 AM
He looks like he's five seconds away from crying. Ghosts are real and he's not prepared for this.
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 02:53 AM
T-That voice... I know that voice... the one upstairs... yelling...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 02:54 AM
You do?
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 02:55 AM
It's muffled... and messed up... but i'd recognize that yelling anywhere...
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 02:55 AM
It can't be...
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 02:57 AM
muttering lyrics to himself and shaking 🎶o-Oscar Meyer w-w-weiiiner….🎶
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 02:59 AM
As Carnation is forced out of the house, it stops shaking, and what lights aren't broken blink back on, revealing Trashton, Marigold, and Amaranth in the kitchen
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Oh... OK, the lights are back.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:00 AM
he flinches holy cannoli...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:00 AM
He's a lot braver now. Alright, run that by me again. You know who it is?
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 03:01 AM
That's our brother! Thats' Carnation!
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 03:02 AM
he gulped [brother from another mother]…???
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:02 AM
…what in Carnation?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:02 AM
Your brother's a ghost?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:04 AM
…It’s a re in Carnation?
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 03:06 AM
he faints
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:06 AM
he’s still holding him…but he’s only now realizing he’s been holding him sideways the whole time. He puts him upright in his arms
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:07 AM
So uh... I didn't know Addisons could even become ghosts.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:09 AM
It's more like a... digital footprint. When data becomes corrupted and broken, and leaves nothing but the shell of dead links.
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Maybe if you're lucky, you'll find a corrupted page hidden behind the scrambled code...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:11 AM
he looks over at Amaranth and recognizes him finally…he never did get paid for all those air fresheners and hats…but he figures maybe it’s not a great time to bring up his tab
03:12
So…Esau’s brother…the uh…”dead” one…is here?
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 03:12 AM
Clutching Trashton tight
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Yeah... sorta? I guess that was in the ring, huh.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:13 AM
There was a mourning ring hidden in a compartment in our family music box... it must have absorbed what was left of his scrambled code when Esau bur... yes...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:14 AM
I …don’t really understand but…don’t we gotta help? Is Esau in danger?
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:15 AM
........... I have no idea.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:15 AM
he gently places Spamtoon in one of the dining room chairs …where is Esau?
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 03:15 AM
H-He was upstairs with Esther and the ring...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:16 AM
he pulls out his brass knuckles from his pockets …Thanks
03:17
he slips them on, stepping out into the living room
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:22 AM
...What do you two want to do?
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 03:34 AM
I-I-I don't know...
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:34 AM
.......... He puts up that kettle for tea
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:35 AM
...There's a chance that Carnation might... come back somehow. Is that the right term? ...Are you guys prepared for that?
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 03:36 AM
He sniffs N-No...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:39 AM
Yeah. I don't think I'd be able to handle such a thing. So... I won't let you handle it alone.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:46 AM
He makes them tea, and sits at the table
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:50 AM
He sighs. Sitting down. I... can't say that I know how this feels. My family kicked me out onto the streets long before I even became a [[BIG SHOT]] so... I guess I don't understand the sting of betrayal and whatnot.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:50 AM
I don't know. That sounds like a betrayal to me.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:55 AM
You... think so?
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:56 AM
Indeed.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:56 AM
I guess... I just heard what others went through and thought that... well, I didn't have it so bad.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:56 AM
It's not a contest.
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It was bad. That's all there is to it.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 03:57 AM
...I guess you're right. But... I just wanted to know why? Why did they just throw me out like I'm garbage?!
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 03:59 AM
.....Because they were cruel. And sometimes... thats' all there is to it, too.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:00 AM
I guess so. Just... it was shocking.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 04:02 AM
There's no telling why family does what it does... about why they think things are right in the stupidest, meanest moments. I can understand why that would be shocking...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Yeah... If I could meet them again, I'd give them a piece of my mind! But... the fountain was sealed, so... I don't even know where to start looking.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 04:05 AM
.... You don't need them. They don't deserve your time.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:08 AM
….Yeah. You’re right.
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I don’t need it. And it certainly won’t give me closure.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 04:12 AM
If i've learned anything from my entire life... from all of this crazy shit... it's that family is just a word. A loose set of guidelines that can make or break a person. Or... they can be free from it.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:19 AM
…I guess… I’m a lot more free than they are.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 04:22 AM
I'd say so. You're a lot more free than anyone in my family, too.
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 04:22 AM
He sits next to Trashton and squeezes his hand
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:28 AM
Well.. it doesn't have to be that way, you know. You guys could work towards being free too!
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 04:28 AM
As long as Saffron is running around, we are stuck like this.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:30 AM
He's alive.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:30 AM
He's alive?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:30 AM
...Yeah.
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The ghost is.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:31 AM
He steps in from behind Esau, and he doesn't look at them. Marigold covers his mouth, Amaranth drops his teacup
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 04:32 AM
Slowly he gets up, and moves to Carnation's mannequin body... and hugs him
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:33 AM
And Carnation hugs him back
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:34 AM
...Welcome back.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:34 AM
...What do you mean, welcome back?
04:34
This is the first time he's been here.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:34 AM
I mean you. You managed to come back without something happening.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:35 AM
Oh. Yeah.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:35 AM
Like... 9 times out of 10 something bad happens.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:35 AM
...Yeah.
04:36
Guess I was lucky this time.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:37 AM
He grabs her hand
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:37 AM
So, you're Carnation if I'm not mistaken?
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:37 AM
Yes. Carnation C. Addison.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:38 AM
Nice to finally meet you.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Nice to meet you. Name's Joe.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:40 AM
I only wish circumstances were better.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:41 AM
...Which reminds me!
04:41
She scurries out of the kitchen and upstairs.
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 04:42 AM
Carnation this is my boyfriend Joesph!
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:42 AM
... What.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Yep! I'm his boyfriend!
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:43 AM
You're so... He pauses, and sighs I wish you all the best.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:46 AM
So handsome? So cool? So perfect for him? Oh that's a bit of a smug grin on his face.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:48 AM
..... Yes, actually, I do think you may be perfect for Marigold.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:49 AM
She comes back down.
04:49
Well, that's one relationship approved of.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:50 AM
And who are you dating now, Amaranth, while i'm getting all of this new news?
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 04:51 AM
I'm still single.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:52 AM
I'm perfect for Marigold~ Well that's great because he's perfect for me~
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 04:53 AM
He picks Trashton up and hugs him !!!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:54 AM
She smiles.
04:54
She pulls her hands from behind her back and sets something on the table. The music box.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:56 AM
He moves past them and stares at it. Pretty soon they all are, even Esau ... Clair de lune... He winds the key with shaking hands, and it starts to play https://youtu.be/co-fVmEKAQw
R3 Music Box
Clair de lune/Debussy [Music Box]
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:58 AM
…Seemed like it was special to you.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 04:58 AM
He doesn't have anything witty to say. All he can do is simply listen to the song that's playing.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 04:59 AM
He takes Marigold's hand, and Amaranth takes his. Marigold takes Esau's, and suddenly, it's like they are teenagers again in the pipis pile, around the most important possession in their young lives
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:01 AM
Eventually the music box comes to a halt, and Esau wipes his face with his hand ...We have to stop Saffron.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:01 AM
I know.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:01 AM
Esther... can you use the ring?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:02 AM
She slips it on.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 05:03 AM
It glows that dark colour, and for a moment, her hand goes transparent again, but it yields, as if recognizing its emptiness, and returns her to normal soon enough
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:03 AM
It’s magic.
05:03
I can.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:04 AM
Then... we can finally do this?
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 05:04 AM
....Where is Picotee? Wait wait... don't tell me... he's not answering his phone.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:06 AM
Last time I checked he was looking for a ring just like this one. Who knew we’d find it right under our noses?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:07 AM
Yeah even if he is an airhead I should thank him... and you Amaranth. I guess.
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 05:07 AM
Yep, pleasure doing business with you too, Esau.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:08 AM
…So we’re doing this, huh?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:09 AM
Yes. I want everyone here happy and free to pursue what they want to do in life.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:11 AM
…So yeah.
05:11
…Once this is all over with…what do you wanna do?
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 05:12 AM
Well, I run like ten casinos, that's pretty fun still!
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Amaranth BOT 20-Mar-22 05:12 AM
Maybe open a storefront for once.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 05:12 AM
I just want to retire...
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:13 AM
…All this fuss has really distracted me from my play.
05:13
Wanna get back to writing it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:14 AM
Hey yeah... yeah! You gotta get back to that! I still wanna be in it! He beams at her
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:14 AM
She smiles at him.
05:14
And what do you wanna do?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:15 AM
... I want a quiet life. Some chaos is okay but... I want quiet. For once. And I want it with you.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:16 AM
…Yeah.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:16 AM
As for me... I want to get back to fixing and tinkering things again. I liked making my own things.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:16 AM
You build things?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:18 AM
Yeah! Sorta! I mean... I kinda messed with stuff that ended up in the trash, since I didn't have much to do some days.
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 05:19 AM
He is so talented!
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:19 AM
You gotta show me some sometime.
05:19
She yawns.
05:20
…I’m gonna go to bed.
05:20
Big day tomorrow
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:25 AM
He clasps his hands together We got a lot of stuff to figure out before we go seal Saffron. Marigold and Amaranth need to go somewhere safe, we have GOT to get a hold of Picotee, and Carnation... I'm not sure where the hell he's going but he's gotta go somewhere... until then, everybody upstairs. you squat in my room, get moving, get moving! He's ushers his brothers upstairs before turning to Esther, his eyes swelling with tears ...I love you, starlight.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:26 AM
She can’t help but tear up a bit, too. She hugs him.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:26 AM
And Marigold, you can stay in my room if you want~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:27 AM
He hugs her tightly and protectively
05:27
Thank you...
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:27 AM
…It’s nothing.
05:28
She lets go to dry her eyes.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:28 AM
No. It's everything.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:28 AM
…You sleeping with me tonight?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:29 AM
He delicately places a hand on her shoulder, and smiles Of course I am. You're still the most important person in my life.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:30 AM
Well then. I’ll probably be asleep, but…see you in the morning.
05:30
And she’s off.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:30 AM
G'night, starlight. He follows her
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Marigold BOT 20-Mar-22 05:31 AM
Runs downstairs, picks up Trashton, and runs back upstairs
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 20-Mar-22 05:34 AM
Wheeeee
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 04:52 PM
he had spent all night passed out in the kitchen, waking up with a jolt before realizing that everything seemed quiet about now. He sighed in relief, getting up to head back to his room
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:27 PM
spamstanding
22:28
I [forgor] TO WORK ON THE DECK
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:29 PM
He's in here looking over what appears to be a blueprint and rearranging the program, he hears someone come in and looks at Frozen ...Eh Goes back to whatever he's doing
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:30 PM
spamstanding
22:30
'Ooooo I want to kill you so bad for what you did.'
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Feeling the stare he turns his head back to Frozen and stares at him I know I'm [Hot shit] but ur [not my type] so [gay out]
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:32 PM
HEAHEAHEA [$!$!] IS RIGHT!!! SAY ARE YOU AN ORGAN DONOR??
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:33 PM
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:35 PM
:^] SLEEP WITH [Un] EYE OPEN
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:36 PM
That's a [terribad] pick up line. Like [Bitchless behavior] levels. He stops constructing and rearranging the kitchen for a second It makes me [crave violence]
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:38 PM
WOW [craving] ME NOW???
22:39
🖕
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:40 PM
🌵 Don't [School Projector] your fetishes on me for your [repressed] gaynergy
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:41 PM
spamstanding
22:41
I"M STRIGHT
spampoint 2
22:41
THERE IS AN A IN THERE
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Looking him up and down before scoffing A for [Anus], sounds SOOOOO[hetero]. Anyways [wastebasket] my time I got [sh1t] to [#$@%#@] do. So if you wanna [throw down show down] Tomorrow. [2nd level] you and me will [Burn Book] each other. Loser [college admittance] to being a [touch starved][bitchless][wanker]
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:46 PM
YOU [shore side homes] LIKE TO SAY WORDS. YOu"RE ON. TOMORROW. I"LL K1LL YOU.
22:46
🖕
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Oooh [scaweee] a [lawn gnome] named [Olaf] is gonna challenge me to a [Yu Gi Oh Duel] Oh yeah real scary.
22:48
🌵
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:50 PM
OH YOU THINK YOU"RE SOOOOO [clever boy] WITH YOUR [attitude adjustment]!!!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:51 PM
[Fight Club] is tomorrow [bozo the clown] save your [loaded guns] for then. Hope [ nanaimo ] Fall on you on [da whey] outtie
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:51 PM
🚶
22:52
I HOPE YOU ACTUALLY D1E
22:52
I WANT TO TRASH YOUR FUNERAL
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:52 PM
HA! I [Already freddy] DID [I lived bitch]! Take your [Raggedy Shoes] and your [outdated updo] out of here!
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 20-Mar-22 10:53 PM
DIE AGAIN
22:53
He leaves for real now.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 10:53 PM
`Snorts and goes back to arranging the kitchen, he's looking at the blue print again. He's behind schedule and he needs this done before Rosario comes back since it's a pleasant surprise. He's not about to get caught dead doing something for him.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:08 PM
He enters and begins to poke around looking for things. He ignores Spencer
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 11:09 PM
he enters the kitchen, waving to spencer Hey, Spencer.
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:10 PM
He moves around Spencer with care to prepare cinnamon rolls, working diligently
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 11:12 PM
he cleans up the table, setting aside dirty dishes from the previous night to clean after Carnation finished making the rolls
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:16 PM
Kneading the dough, rising the dough, etc, pretend it's happening He eventually making a cinnamon sugar filling and begins to make spirals out of the rolls
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Currently immersed in building and since he doesn't know these people he just lazy waves. He's tight on time
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 11:20 PM
he’s preheated the oven and looking for a tray to set the rolls on to bake
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 20-Mar-22 11:20 PM
He walks in, seeing spencer and grabbing his arm, whispering to him I need your support right now otherwise I'm gonna lose my shit. Let's go
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 11:23 PM
He almost froze up and trying to cover up his project before he's being grabbed on the arm and dragged out [Rosario]? What the [fuq] happened?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 20-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I'll explain it to you somewhere private. Let's go? He looks at him a bit pleadingly
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 20-Mar-22 11:25 PM
[Ok.jpeg] Following Rosario out
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:25 PM
He delicately places a tray of perfect cinnamon rolls in the oven
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 11:27 PM
honestly impressed, these rolls looked good and they weren’t even cooked yet Wow…
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:29 PM
He puts up a kettle for tea Thank you, Toony.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 11:33 PM
he looked over at Carnation You’re an addision? You [woulda coulda shoulda] been a chef!
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Thank you. He smiles I took care of my brothers, mostly.
23:38
Lately I've been learning that perhaps people do not want to be coddled, however...
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 11:43 PM
he sighed, remembering when Rouge, the pink Addison from his world, would fret over him and treat him like a baby brother despite being a couple of years his junior. They did care about him, or at least back then they did, but it was embarrassing being treated like a child. He sat down at the table Was it just the [five five dollar five dollar foot looooong] of you then?
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:44 PM
Six of us, counting Spamton... and yes. Parents do not raise Adlings in our City. They depend on their brood for each other.
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Spamtoon BOT 20-Mar-22 11:47 PM
he couldn’t even remember his own own folks, it just seemed like he was always with the Addisons he knew back in his younger days I’m [sorry we missed your call, please try again] about that… was it [harder better faster stronger] looking after [everybody dance now dirty dubstep remix.mp3]?
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Carnation BOT 20-Mar-22 11:59 PM
It wasn't always bad. I would win auctions and appraise antiques. We had money, kind of. Every night we would sit around this old music box and listen to Clair de lune in the pipis pile... before things went bad.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 20-Mar-22 11:59 PM
Is eavesdropping
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:02 AM
Went “bad”? he leaned into his hand, listening closely [how now brown cow] bad?
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:06 AM
I got huge. I was distributing antiques like wild, and around the same time I helped Saffron get into his first cosmetics sales. I taught Amarath how to appraise luxury goods and tried to help Picotee with his... affliction. And I tried to take care of Spamton... Slowly we all began to... change.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:08 AM
Change? the kettle starts to whistle, he stands up to shut it off and move it to another burner, he starts to fix them both tea
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:12 AM
Me and Saffron thought we knew best. Between my almost superhuman ability to identify items and values, and Saffron's simulacra, we thought we were perfect, and we wanted others to... be like us. We drove Picotee away. Spamton developed anger issues. Eventually, he left too.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:14 AM
he brings both mugs of tea to the table, then sets down a sugar bowl and some milk Sounds like what Esau [tell me K-pop dance tutorial video] about Saffron alright…
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:16 AM
I spent my whole life thinking Spamton was... defective. I thought he was a mistake. His code was all wrong, he never developed a monster, his eyes were... strange... he couldn't sell anything. Before he met that Mike fellow, I caught him eating out of a dumpster one day, and tried to bring him home. It didn't work.
00:18
He drinks his tea straight Thank you.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:20 AM
he nods, mixing some sugar into his So… does every Addison in [part of your world Disney karaoke.mp3] have a [monster mash Halloween karaoke.mp3] form?
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:22 AM
Yes. Some more so than others. It seems the bigger you become, the greater your monster becomes. Saffron has the City under his heel and... he's pretty terrifying. Sip
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:23 AM
he shudders Yeeesh…
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:24 AM
I always knew Saffron had a bad side... but trying to kill Marigold...
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:25 AM
he choked on his tea H-H-He did WHAT??
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:26 AM
I wad told he nearly crushed him.
00:26
(*Was)
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:28 AM
he looked at him wide-eyed Holy [cungadero]….
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:31 AM
... I feel like... this is all my fault. I made Saffron the man he is. I sold him on an unobtainable measure of perfection... I destroyed our family. Despite everything I tried to do to keep them from the wickedness in this world... I let us turn into the very things I wanted to protect them from in the first place. I wanted to make them strong. I... succeeded, and I failed.
00:32
The oven dinged, and he pulled out the cinnamon rolls, beginning to whip up a frosting
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 21-Mar-22 12:33 AM
He was terrified, petrified, by that conversation, and the ding startles him. He falls forward flat onto his face into the kitchen.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:34 AM
… he was about to say something as Grover fell into the kitchen, causing him to jump from his chair YEEP!
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:35 AM
Hello, other Spamton. He frosts a cinnamon roll with the fluffy frosting and puts it in front of them both. It's big
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 21-Mar-22 12:35 AM
CARRY ON DON T MIND ME
00:36
...[Oh that looks sinful!] CAN I HAVE SOME?
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:36 AM
It's fine. If you wish to listen in I don't mind. I have nothing to hide anymore. Help yourself.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 21-Mar-22 12:37 AM
Sits down next to spamtoon HE>Y BUD HOWS IT GOIN
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:40 AM
he felt conflicted about Carnation. He knew what Esau’s brothers had done to his friend and to others, and it disturbed him that this man who just made cinnamon rolls might have been the one responsible for how everyone in Esau’s messed up family turned out. He looked over at Grover, blinking back to reality Huh? Oh, I’m [okay computer remastered lp], Grover.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:42 AM
He's staring into his tea, and he shudders faintly, lifting a finger up to catch a tear under his glasses A mannequin that cries... I don't like that...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 21-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Grover chuckles dryly. WEIRD HAVING TO GET USED TO A PUPPET BODY, HU>H?
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:44 AM
he looked back at Carnation, surprised to see him crying. Not just because seeing a mannequin cry was strange, but surprised that Carnation regretted what he did
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:45 AM
I really don't care for it... He tore off a piece of the soft cinnamon roll and took a bite, eating like a nutcracker... or a Spamton. Well... I can still eat. Remarkable.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 21-Mar-22 12:47 AM
He picks up a chunk of the cinnamon roll and is about to take a bite when he pauses.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:47 AM
he watched him eat, taking a roll for himself What do you [man with a plan] to do now… since you have a [work out ready body] again?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 21-Mar-22 12:48 AM
OH ESAU
00:48
He gets up and leaves
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:49 AM
He glances at the music box, still on the table from last night. Its quite pretty. He drags it over and winds it, playing clair de lune Retire... I want to do absolutely nothing. I want to play music and sleep and tinker... I want to.... To not hurt anyone else.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:51 AM
… he sighed, looking at the cinnamon bun, thinking about how the hands who made something that looked delicious also made such terrible things happen to his family and others I.. could see why you’d want that…
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Maybe I could even make a friend, for once.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 12:53 AM
he smiled Y’know… having a [thank you for being a friend] really helps.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 12:59 AM
You're a very good listener.
00:59
Thank you.
01:06
...I hope Esau has been practicing how to dance.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 01:09 AM
he bit into his roll, finding it heavenly Mmm… he looked up in curiosity Dancing, huh?
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 01:13 AM
I helped teach him. He'll never tell, though. He chuckled, and winked a little
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 01:29 AM
he laughs, trying to imagine Esau dancing in his clunky heart-shaped heeled boots
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 01:32 AM
He brightens a little and laughs with him
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 01:41 AM
... That feels good. Laughing. I haven't laughed in earnest in. A very long time.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 01:43 AM
he chuckled Well, in this [our house in the middle Of the street] there’s never a [how to sharpen dull knives and save money] moment, stay [five minute break] and something [wild and crazy kids Nickelodeon marathon] is bound to happen.
01:44
he smiled, laughing like that did feel pretty good
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 01:44 AM
I can very much tell! ... He smiles Your friends are lucky to have you.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 01:47 AM
he looked into his tea, thinking about all of the friends he had made, all of the things they went through together, and how, somehow by some wild crazy miracle, not only were the alive but they were all still friends. He sighed happily I hope so… I’m really grateful to have them.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 01:48 AM
I hope one day I can have a companion like that. He eats his cinnamon roll bit by bit, then moves on to another one
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 01:51 AM
he nodded, eating another roll himself
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 01:52 AM
I wonder where the food... goes in this body...
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 01:52 AM
… he didn’t even think of that Hm.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 01:56 AM
It must be strange magic... He winds the music box again, and pauses, before fishing into the mirror in the lid and pulling something out. It's a photograph Oh... wow... He turns it around and shows Spamtoon the photo of five regular looking Addisons and Esau as young men This was all of us, far back then.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 01:58 AM
he looked over at the photo, raising his brows at how different Esau looked back then Wow…
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:05 AM
Esau in the photo was still broad and much shorter than his brothers, but he had white hair still styled in a pompadour, and he kept his eyes closed like his brothers, except one pink one was peeking open so he could see. He still had the markings of a doll- the notches and the lines on his mouth, but he didn't have red cheeks. He also seemed happy in his little Addison uniform. He isn't what one would call a classical beauty, but he wasn't ugly His brothers, however, were frankly stunning. Carnation pointed to the red one with shaggy hair and glasses in a velvet vest That's me.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:13 AM
he didn’t want to admit it it but Carnation’s old self wasn’t too bad on the eyes. He tried to look back at Esau and not think about that thought How [a long long time ago] was this…?
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:16 AM
Let's see... about 24 years ago...
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:17 AM
he whistled Boy, 24 years…! he sighed, thinking back to where he was at that time That was [a long long time ago]….
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:21 AM
I have an eidetic memory... I can remember everything about that day to the letter. It was our birthday. Marigold had opened his casino. Spamton nearly ate the whole cake by himself and we watched the fireworks... even Queen visited the establishment...
02:23
You should have seen the look on her face when she lost it all on the slots...
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:33 AM
he chuckled Sounds like [a perfect day lyricstuck amv]…
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:35 AM
He smiles as best he can in his body It was... I ended
02:35
up being the one who kicked her out!
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:36 AM
he cackled Ohhh that must have been a [sight for sore eyes] to see!
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:38 AM
He laughed as well She stopped having me over to the Mansion to play violin for her after that. Nothing of value was lost.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:41 AM
he sighed Probably not, yeah… he looked back at his tea, reminded of the Queen of his own world… he wondered if she thought about him
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:42 AM
I'm sorry... I assume you come from a world with your own Queen? We're you close?
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:43 AM
he nodded Once… but not anymore.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:47 AM
I'm sorry. I know how hard that is on a soul. Nothing quite breaks like a heart.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:48 AM
he takes a long sip of tea, trying to wash his thoughts of her away
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:52 AM
...What kind of music do you like, Toony? Do you like classical? Or something more bawdy?
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:53 AM
he looks up Hm? Well… he thinks, then grinned [swing revival dance tutorial videos]!
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:56 AM
He thinks a moment before nodding Wait here... He goes to get his violin, and when he returns he immediately strikes up a tune. It's peppy and fun, and even though you'd think swing would sound strange on a fiddle, it's surprisingly danceablehttps://youtu.be/XneAMFm_o00
peakfiddler
Violin Swing Tune - Hot Fiddle Club
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 02:58 AM
he was surprised to hear that kind of song on a fiddle, but he really enjoyed it, snapping his fingers along to it Wow, that’s [feeling hot hot hot]!!
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 02:59 AM
He put his foot on the table's edge as he played. Amaranth had even gotten him the little boot heels that added to his height. He was smiling
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 03:03 AM
he laughed and started clapping, remembering back in his early days when he was still starting out advertising that he’d try to write up his own ads and listen to the radio and how big swing revival was way back then
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 03:04 AM
The clapping spurred him on, and he finished with a flourish, the last stroke of the bow sending rosin dust into the air
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 03:06 AM
he laughed again and fell back into his chair* Hot [damn it feels good to be a gangsta]!! That was [some kind of wonderful]!!
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 03:08 AM
He laughed as well I like the sound of your laughter, it's the first real laughter I have heard in some time!
03:09
He takes his foot off the table I'll play whatever you like, if I know it... and if I don't, I can learn. I assure you.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 03:17 AM
he was taken aback by that, he couldn’t remember the last time someone praised his laugh before Is it…? he turned a little pink Well, I… he soon found himself yawning oh gosh, I better [hit the sack]… he turned to carnation Hey, uh… t-thank you. For the [precious cinnamon roll too good for this world] and for the [the hottest chat rooms make new friends], and for the [red hot music], too…
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 03:22 AM
He smiled as best as he could Thank you. I know it perhaps wasn't your intention... but I liked performing for you... it felt like... something like home. For the briefest of moments... But I shan't keep you. Goodnight... my friend.
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Spamtoon BOT 21-Mar-22 03:24 AM
he smiled, wondering what kind of song this guy could play tomorrow. He gets up and takes his plate to the sink, then waved to Carnation Goodnight, pal. he then left the kitchen to head back to his room
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 03:25 AM
He slowly put the violin down and began to clean up after himself. As long as he could still play in this body, and still find the joy in companionship... he would be fine.
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Picotee BOT 21-Mar-22 05:46 AM
He enters, and there is Carnation, playing his violin. When he turns around and sees Picotee, he almost drops it Picotee...
05:46
He enters, and there is Carnation, playing his violin. When he turns around and sees Picotee, he almost drops it Picotee...
@Picotee (@Moss🌿) - jump (*Carnation. He is saying Carnation's name. I am so tired rn)
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Spamton J BOT 21-Mar-22 06:17 AM
Jay walked in alongside him, giving a little wave.
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Spamton J BOT 21-Mar-22 06:27 AM
He stayed silent, watching what they would do.
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Picotee BOT 21-Mar-22 06:37 AM
....It's been a while. I was hoping I'd never have to see your face again.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 06:37 AM
....I know.
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Picotee BOT 21-Mar-22 06:39 AM
I mean, the sheer audacity... you nearly ruined my life, you damn well drove Edau to murder, and now you're just here, playing your little violin in the kitchen and baking like you aren't the worst person I've ever known!!
06:39
(*Esau)
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Spamton J BOT 21-Mar-22 06:51 AM
J lightly squeezed Picotee's hand, watching. He knew this was true.
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Picotee BOT 21-Mar-22 07:02 AM
You're a piece of living GARBAGE and you deserve to still be in that fucking ring... and I don't care how nice you make with the others, I will never, ever forgive you. He grabs a cinnamon roll with his bare hand, and leaves
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Spamton J BOT 21-Mar-22 07:12 AM
J sighed, watching him go. He was compelled to follow but knew Picotee needed some time to blow off his anger, so he turned to carnation. You know, you kinda deserve that.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 07:16 AM
I know.
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Spamton J BOT 21-Mar-22 07:31 AM
At least I hope you try to do better.You'll never fix it completely. But this doesn't mean you don't need to try your damn hardest.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 07:33 AM
I know what I did was wrong. I know I made a big mess I'll never be able to clean up. He shrugged limply I don't expect forgiveness, least of all from Esau or Picotee.
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Spamton J BOT 21-Mar-22 07:36 AM
You shouldn't. But you still need to make it up to both of them. No matter if they would accept it or not. They deserve it.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 07:36 AM
I don't know what to do. I have nothing.
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Spamton J BOT 21-Mar-22 07:38 AM
It's not my job to think of ways how. It's yours. And until you get it, you're no better than a walking piece of garbage. He stood up, grabbing one more cinnamon roll in a paper towel, thinking for a second and also opting for a cup of water and some more towels, heading to the common room.
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 07:41 AM
He eventually climbs out the window and does to sleep on the porch
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:02 AM
OK. ROUND 290.
08:06
With a 100 roll, Frozen is making so much good fucking good it's STUPID. That vacation flipped something in his brain and made him mad good at cooking for 1 day.
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?????????? BOT 21-Mar-22 08:08 AM
Soon enough the interesting smells attract someone to step in to investigate.
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:09 AM
watch
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?????????? BOT 21-Mar-22 08:09 AM
Someone With a similar sleeping schedule.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:09 AM
GOOD MORNING! !
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:09 AM
YOU.
08:10
THANKS FOR THE [bonkus] YESTERDAY. I WANT TO HURT YOU SO MUCH.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:10 AM
CALL US [Odds and Evens] THEN HEAHEAHEAHEA He approaches the counter to get himself a mug of coffee
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:11 AM
ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK I WILL.
08:11
ANYWAYS I AM POISONING YOUR BREAKFAST. HOPE IT KILLS YOU.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:12 AM
I WILL SIMPLY [Mix and match] THEM HOW WILL YOU TELL? THAT'S RIGHT YOU WON'T
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:15 AM
Oh this asshole is going to shit bricks at how good this food is. I AM BUILT DIFFERENT. ANYWAYS. EGGS BENEDICT, WITH THE GOOD BACON. YOGHURT PARFAIT. HASH BROWNS. ALSO CHOCOLATE PANCAKES FOR THE LOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE THIS STUFF. EXTRA CUT FRUIT IS IN THE MEASURING BOWL GO NUTS!!!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:16 AM
OO LA LA WE GOT A [Gordon Ramsey] HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN He assembles himself a plat and sits down to eat.
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:17 AM
GODDAMN RIGHT!!!
08:18
NO ONE HERE BOTHERS TO MAKE THE FOOD I LIKE SO I DID IT MYSELF!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:19 AM
I MADE [Hashtags] ONCE
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:19 AM
IS IT GOOD?? He is watching Skunkton like a hawk. ARE YOU DYING YET?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:19 AM
I'M ALWAYS DYING
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:20 AM
HURRY IT UP THEN
08:21
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:23 AM
OKAY He takes a sip of coffee, stands up and walks over to stand in front of Frozen OH [Negative] I'M SUFFERING [Afflictions] OH WOE IS ME I THINK I MIGHT He falls forwards on him, ragdolling in the uncannily deceased way he perfected over the years
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:24 AM
.
08:24
WHY
08:24
I AM. GET UP.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:26 AM
Speaking small, with a squeaky voice (NO I'M [Deaded])
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:27 AM
THIS IS JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT I HATE IT HERE.
08:27
I GET WHY YOU ARE [epic divorce man] NOW. WELL I ALWAYS DID BUT EVEN MORESO NOW.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:29 AM
He breaks character and stands up, laughing and sitting back down to eat I'VE NEVER [Divorce selfie] ANYONE HELL I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED He takes a bite
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:31 AM
OOOH THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!!
08:31
He gets up an grabs his own food.
08:32
SO TODAY I'M KICKING [Spent]ERS @$$. That will be fun
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 08:33 AM
SORRY NO DOWRY FOR YOU AND [[Good luck! You'll need it]] WITH THAT
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 08:43 AM
WAH!!!
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 10:57 AM
NO DOWRY?? I'M KICKING YOU [curbside]!!! HEAHEAH!! He flings a blueberry at him.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:04 AM
He catches it in his mouth SCORE! !
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:04 AM
WHAT He tosses another berry.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:05 AM
He leans forward to catch it, but ended up miscalculating and it splashes on one of his glass lenses AGH
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:05 AM
HEAHEAHEA I KNEW IT WAS JUST LUCK!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:09 AM
He stands up and walks to the sink, taking his time to wash the fruit off his glasses. He's leaning forward and squinting – seems like he's very nearsighted.
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:09 AM
PFFFT. BLIND OLD MAN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:10 AM
He flicks water behind him Frozen-wards
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:11 AM
>:^[ YOU MISSED YOUR [lenscrafters], IDIOT.
11:12
I WAS HOPING SERA WOULD COME DOWN TO TRY MY [amazing and delicious] FOOD :^/ KINDA THE WHOLE POINT.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:15 AM
HE'LL [Turn it up] EVENTUALLY He dries off his glasses on a dishcloth lying around, and then puts them back on, blinking a bit to adjust to the newfound cleanliness of the glasses. WAIT ARE YOU [Speaking] ME THAT YOU MADE ALL THIS FOR HIM?
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:16 AM
HE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE PANCAKES FOR ME WELL I SHOWED HIM!!!!
11:16
WELL. THE OTHERS WILL WAKE UP AND TRY IT
11:17
EVERYONE WILL LOVE IT AND TELL ME HOW GOOD IT IS
11:17
:^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:17 AM
YOU'RE NOT GETTING [Benches] HERE HALF THESE PEOPLE [Hatered] YOU THE OTHER HALF IS [Unavailable]
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:19 AM
I GAVE UP ON THAT I JUST WANT COMPLIMENTS NOW
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:20 AM
RIGHT
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:20 AM
WELL. ANYWAYS. I GOTTA WORK ON THAT DECK. SEE YA!! Just like that, he heads off.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:20 AM
BYE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 11:46 AM
🦇
11:46
who [cooking mama]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 11:54 AM
[Jack Frost]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 12:06 PM
[ew] really? did you taste it for [toxic venoms] and [poison control?]
12:07
.....is it any good?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 12:08 PM
YES AND YES BUT DON'T [Rate and review] HE'S [Phishing] FOR COMPLIMENTS NOW
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 12:22 PM
[LMAO?] i’m just gonna stare at him
12:22
speaking of [your boyfriend], how is he today? after [the attack] yesterday and all
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 12:24 PM
He chokes on his coffee and has a coughing fit, glitching here and there, coughs lightly bitcrushed
12:30
He recovers briefly and laughs HEAHEAHEA WE'RE [Even Stevens] NOW
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 12:43 PM
well that’s good! [probably] [enjoying] watching the two of you [the three stooges] each other
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 12:46 PM
YEAH YEAH WE'RE [Heehee] I KNOW
12:50
AND HOW ARE [Things and stuff] ON YOUR SIDE OF THE [Love boat]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 12:56 PM
They’re [great!] I have never been [happier ] with anyone else, [to be freaking honest.]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 12:57 PM
HOW NICE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 21-Mar-22 12:59 PM
Hi guys! he makes coffee and waits impatiently, unable to sit still. He makes a pot and grabs a certain mug with stars on it. Bye guys! he bolts out
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 01:05 PM
See ya!
13:07
Anyway how was your [vacay]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 01:11 PM
BESIDES THE [Property damage] AND [Gambling addiction] IT WAS NICE I GOT [Beaches]
13:12
FROZEN DIDN'T THAT'S [[all there is to say on the matter]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 01:15 PM
[omg ]] did he give up on the [YO GET THAT BITCH] quest?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 01:16 PM
I THINK SO? THAT'S WHAT HE [Tell me a secret] ME
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 01:57 PM
He must have been [MEGA MEGA FUCKING FUMING] that you got [thine bitche] and you didn’t
13:57
I would have [pay and win big!] to see that
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:02 PM
HEAEHAEHA HE DID! HE REVOKED MY [Bathroom] PRIVILEGES
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:04 PM
So you [shitted] in his suitcase right?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:07 PM
SERA I'M NOT AN ANIMAL. I SIMPLY [Pumped] HIS COFFER FULL OF [Liquid brown note] HEAEHAEHA
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:07 PM
Frozen throws a 2x4 through the window.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:08 PM
watch
14:08
YOU MISSED!
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:08 PM
🖕
14:08
ALRIGHT LET ME TRY AGAIN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:09 PM
👁👁
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:09 PM
Frozen crawls in through the window. SO SERA HOW IS IT :^]
14:09
YOU'VE HAD SOME YEA???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:09 PM
he takes a bite of his food. And says nothing. Just stares into Frozen’s eyes as he eats.
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:10 PM
:^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:10 PM
He also decides to go for seconds, gnawing on the hashbrowns, making intense eye contact.
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:11 PM
???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:11 PM
[👁️👁️]
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:11 PM
WHAT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:26 PM
👁👁
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:28 PM
👁️👁️
14:28
I CAN ONLY STARE AT ONE OF YOU. HI SERA
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:28 PM
MAYBE YOU SHOULD [Karma Chameleon] HEAHEAHE
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:29 PM
HEY STAND UP FOR A SECOND I WANT TO HURT YOU
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:29 PM
NO [:)]
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:30 PM
I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE AND I LIKE SERA 🪚
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:31 PM
He takes his pocket knife and it clicks open TRY ME
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:34 PM
:^] OKAY!! Goes in for the fucking kill. ALSO ANY OTHER REQUESTS FOR THE DECK FROM YOU GUYS
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:35 PM
[Pool in the yard]
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hulksmasher79 21-Mar-22 02:36 PM
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:36 PM
OKAY.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:39 PM
Frozen lunged on him with the saw and, before he could get ready, hit him right on the side. He falls on the floor, limp and staticky. There's blood everywhere.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:42 PM
HELLO????
14:44
ok um. Arent those little Angel things supposed to heal people or something? He can’t do it but there’s no time like the present to try! He focuses really hard..... and whatever it is, it comes out like shit. Like a blob. It heals like shit too but it does.... something? He’s not bleeding as bad??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:45 PM
Embedded image
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:45 PM
.......... if this doesn’t work, [divine intervention] or something okay?
14:45
Hello? You good?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:46 PM
The shitty heal at least stopped the bleeding after a moment, but he's still down for the count
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~Serafino G. Spamton~ BOT 21-Mar-22 02:49 PM
.... Ok. I already owe you anyway, or something. Just do it. Fix him, don’t make it complicated. And turn me normal again, fucks sake. Quit doing that.
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Ś̵̱͖Ȃ̷͚̼̹̓̈́͘͜L̸̢̨̞̘̓͑̉V̶̨͖̈́̐ͅA̵̺̔̌͠T̴̼̗̤͐̈͝͝I̸̻̜̓͑̈́̀Ȍ̷̗̙̤͘Ṅ̸̦͇͛̇͐.̵͈̹̗̅̈́̇̽ BOT 21-Mar-22 02:49 PM
It is done. They come and go just as quick.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:50 PM
Hey. [wake up].
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:50 PM
. . . . . huh-wuh?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:52 PM
hey you.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:53 PM
THAT LITTLE [Bench]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:54 PM
He [get his ass]
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Nice arc over even though it really didn't happen BOT 21-Mar-22 02:55 PM
🏃
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:56 PM
He stands up, using Sera as support, and massages his side. Yeah, it's all healed up, but doesn't mean the phantom pain isn't still there. I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 02:58 PM
I think. That may be best. [need some help] getting up there?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 02:59 PM
NO I'M OKAY Lie JUST [Shake the baby] VIOLENTLY IF YOU SEE FROZEN AROUND
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 03:02 PM
Will do [icon.] He sits back down.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Mar-22 03:04 PM
He waves at Sera, not looking back, and limps his way out to the living room
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 03:05 PM
👋🏼
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 21-Mar-22 03:31 PM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Making coffee ...Play something, if you're gonna walk around with that thing. He gestures to the violin
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Carnation BOT 21-Mar-22 05:10 PM
He chuckles If I had my body I could have accompaniment. He puts the bow to the violin and begins playing Moon River https://youtu.be/rpU_dlaalrE
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Moon River - Stringspace - Solo Violin
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Drumming his fingers on the table staring at Carnation, who would be sweating if he could sweat. Neither wants to say the first word and frankly, there's not much to be said.
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Carnation BOT 22-Mar-22 12:59 AM
Swallowing, he slowly slices over the music box and winds it. Clair de Lune begins to play ...I don't want to make this about me, Esau. You deserve to be angry. I would be, if our situations were reversed. I know it will take a lot for you to come to tolerate me... and eventually I will return to the City to savage my things, and do whatever I can. He swallows thickly I understand if you can never forgive me. I know Picotee won't... But you're my brother. And I'm going to make this right. Maybe not now but... someday. He gets up, takes the violin, and leaves
00:59
(*slides)
01:00
(*salvage)
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Mar-22 09:10 AM
He comes in, after a long night of sleep, nightrobe draped over his clothes. He's feeling snuggly today (and he feels the added layer of clothing is safer). He walks towards the coffee machine and takes his time making some for himself.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:11 AM
sleeping at the table, like he has been since yesterday
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Mar-22 09:19 AM
He finishes brewing his coffee, and glances at the table and to Esau sleeping. He pours two mugs, puts one in front of him and taps his head gently to wake him up. He's not really staying for a chat, though, and walks to the living room.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:20 AM
He snorts and slaps his hand on the table a little to grab the coffee and drag it to his mouth, sipping. Oh yeah, Skunkton made this. He sips more.
09:20
Good stuff.
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ELSA????? BOT 22-Mar-22 06:49 PM
GOD I AM HUNGRY FROM ALL THAT CARNAGE
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ELSA????? BOT 22-Mar-22 07:40 PM
Ah. Cereal again.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Still sipping coffee, he's on like his eight cup but who's counting?
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Currently listening to: Frozen OST BOT 22-Mar-22 08:54 PM
watch
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 08:55 PM
he entered the kitchen, ready to pour himself some coffee and maybe see if there’s any cinnamon rolls left
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Currently listening to: Frozen OST BOT 22-Mar-22 08:55 PM
👋
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 08:55 PM
There are cinnamon rolls in the fridge Hey, Toons.
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:00 PM
He waved to Esau Hey pal, how’s it go— he paused, spotting… Elsa? from Frozen?? Huh?
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Currently listening to: Frozen OST BOT 22-Mar-22 09:01 PM
WHAT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Nice dress. It suits you.
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Currently listening to: Frozen OST BOT 22-Mar-22 09:02 PM
THANK YOU :^] I can't get it off.
21:02
GUESS IT'S A QUIET NIGHT TONIGHT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Thank God! About to be brother free, too.
21:02
I'm sick of looking at them.
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Is it [funniest Halloween couples costumes compilation] already? I [it’s the thought that counts] it was [forward march 234 1234]?
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Currently listening to: Frozen OST BOT 22-Mar-22 09:03 PM
OH I [Imagine]
21:03
YOU.
21:04
He throws a piece of bread at Spamtoon's face.
21:04
SHUT IT
21:04
HEAHEAHEA
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:05 PM
he gets smacked with bread like a cruel animal TikTok video OUCH!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Chill, Frozen, I'll hang up from a coat hook.
21:06
(*ypu)
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Currently listening to: Frozen OST BOT 22-Mar-22 09:06 PM
IT'S BREAD
21:06
THE GIFT OF FOOD BE UPON YE
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:07 PM
decides to use the bread to make toast, if life gives you lemons I guess. He popped it into the toasted and started to look for a mug to pour himself some coffee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Yeah, You're right. I'd hate to ruin the dress. He smirks
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:10 PM
he pours himself some coffe, then looked over at the two of them [who wants some] more coffee?
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Currently listening to: Frozen OST BOT 22-Mar-22 09:10 PM
NAH I'M GOOD, THANKS :^]
21:11
YEAH. I WOULD HATE TO RUIN THIS DRESS TOO.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Nah Toons I think I've had enough.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I think eight is my limit.
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
he was about to grab his toast when he gawked at Esau 8 CUPS???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:26 PM
I had a rough night with my brother.
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:27 PM
he was about to grab a cup for Frozen, but nods as Frozen told home he was okay. He sits down with Esau You mean Carnation?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Yep. We talked. Or... didn't talk.
21:30
How was he with you? Didn't try any of his bull[!#@!]?
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:34 PM
he felt awkward, he knew that there was some very very bad blood between these two and yet Carnation seemed… mellow and down to earth last night. Baking for everyone, talking with him, even playing a song from his favorite kind of music. He cleared his throat, wondering what would be the right thing to say We [walk the walk and talk the talk] and I [and I helped!] him [shake and bake save 45 cent coupons] those rolls… he [play that funky music white boy] on his [world’s smallest violin SpongeBob meme] and he showed me a [look at this photograph meme] of all of you…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:39 PM
God, not the picture from our birthday... he was so proud of that.
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:40 PM
he smiled It was a [fun surprises to make your child’s birthday special] seeing you [way back when] versus now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Despite himself, he grinned Was I still a [that handsome devil]?
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:46 PM
he decided to not bring up all of them looked handsome, nodding You [she’s got the look] like a [BIG SHOT] for sure!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:47 PM
He laughed Thanks... I'm just glad he'll be out of here soon. It'll be nice to have some quiet that's not so... tense.
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:48 PM
he could agree with Esau on that I [think tank] we all [want it need it gotta have it] some peace and [quiet on the set] for a while…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Right? Not having to think for a while!
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 09:58 PM
he chuckled [not having it] to [why should I worry Disney karaoke.mp3] about my [how to lower your blood pressure with this at-home remedy]…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Yeah, you spook pretty easy... I'm sorry about all this.
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Spamtoon BOT 22-Mar-22 10:06 PM
he sighed Well, [here’s to you Mrs. robinson] some peace and [quiet on the set] hopefully. he gets up and finishes fixing his breakfast, then waved to the both of them See ya!
22:10
he leaves the kitchen
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 01:05 AM
He's just here like doing his home improvement he is almost done with the kitchen.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:10 AM
She's in the kitchen, flipping through a phone book.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:12 AM
He's cooking, nothing special, just some soup. He's been in the kitchen for almost a whole day, now Whatcha looking up?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:13 AM
...Stuff. Family stuff.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:14 AM
Ahh. Good luck, starlight.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:15 AM
She wants to just nod and leave it at that. She can't. It's probably not physically possible for her to.
02:15
...What if they think I'm a stalker or something?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:19 AM
Tell them who you are. Explain the circumstances.
02:22
I wish I could back you up... He dumps wild rice into the soup
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:30 AM
It's not circumstances. It'd be too simple if it was circumstances.
02:30
She sighs.
02:31
It's funny. I always though going back home was admitting defeat. Like doing so was saying that I couldn't do anything without them.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:36 AM
He knew that feeling, but this wasn't about him What do you think of it, now?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:37 AM
...I don't know.
02:37
Silly, for not going back sooner.
02:37
And scared. It's been...literal years.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:38 AM
They'll take you back. With open arms, even. I'm sure of it.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:39 AM
Okay, I know for a fact that you're just saying that.
02:39
She chuckles.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:42 AM
Nooo I'm not! He smiles I think they will. You're fantastic.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:44 AM
...I've also been missing. For years.
02:44
It's not gonna be perfect, and I know that.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:47 AM
Definitely not, but if you really miss them it'll be worth it. You hungry? I made chicken and rice.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:48 AM
...Thanks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:50 AM
He made her a bowl, and slid it in front of her. Chicken and wild rice soup, filled with veggies I made enough for everyone.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:52 AM
She digs in.
02:52
...I don't know how long I'm gonna be gone.
02:52
That's a lie.
02:53
It's gonna take a few days in the Light World, but. Y'know how it is with time here.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:53 AM
He shrugged I still wanna be there.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Well first of all, it's physically impossible for you to be there at all.
02:55
And second of all, imagine the conversation.
02:55
Hey, it's me, your sister. Bet you didn't know I'm a girl now. Also bet you didn't know I have a boyfriend.
02:55
Who's also me.
02:56
And a puppet man.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:57 AM
He laughed, helping himself to some soup I know I wouldn't be like... alive... I'd be a doll. Or something. You could carry me around with you! Told ya. Moral support.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 02:59 AM
She chuckles at the idea.
02:59
That's the most adorable thing I've ever heard.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Right?! You can give me a little kiss for good luck~
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:01 AM
She blushes.
03:01
...I do want to introduce you to them, though.
03:02
They're a lot less...intense than your family. You deserve the change of pace.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:03 AM
That would be nice. He grinned at her adoringly
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:05 AM
She leans her head on his shoulder.
03:05
...I'm gonna miss you, however long I'm gone.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I'll miss you too... Shame we don't know anyone who can make me human for a day.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:09 AM
She has an idea.
03:09
I mean. I've got a Soul. If you wanna borrow it...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:11 AM
... Could... that work? Wouldn't that hurt?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Hey, I'm not technically human anymore. As long as it's somewhat connected to me, I'll probably be fine?
03:13
...But that's for the future. Baby steps for now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:15 AM
I'd be willing to try whatever it takes. But you're right. Baby steps. He picks up his bowl and just drinks the soup
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:17 AM
She kisses his forehead.
03:17
I'll be off now.
03:17
Don't get into any trouble without me.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:18 AM
He waved at her, swallowing Love you, starlight~ I'll be up soon.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:19 AM
She smiles as she goes back to her room.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 03:38 AM
After putting the soup away he leaves the kitchen because God damn he's spent too much time in the kitchen
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 AM
In here, besides making the usual coffee, he starts pulling out some ingredients, flour, eggs, milk, cocoa. He doesn't use much of any of them, though. He puts it all in a mug and in the microwave for a couple of minutes. In the meantime, he takes some moments to boil some water and fish an earl grey tea bag from the pantry. He collects his mug cake from the microwave and sits at the table to have it, staring at it a little bit while it cools down. He hasn't celebrated his birthday in years. Well, happy birthday to the vermin of the world.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:44 AM
👀 LOOKS LIKE [$!$!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 09:45 AM
WAH
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:46 AM
WHAT A SAD CAKE!
09:46
TOO MUCH WILL K1LL YOU I GUESS. THE PLIGHTS OF BEING 130 YEARS OLD!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 09:46 AM
SHUT UP
09:47
Y'KNOW JUST FOR [This and that] I'M NOT GIVING YOU YOUR [Lion's share]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:48 AM
HEAHEAHEA!!! DOn'T NEED YOUR SAD [easy bake] ANYWAYS!!! He pulls out come cereal to pour in a bowl, but it immediately catches on fire.
09:48
trolled
09:49
He throws the box in the sink and turns the tap on.
09:49
ANYWAYS
09:49
SPENCER REDID THE KITCHEN. LOOKS GOOD
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 09:51 AM
He was watching him, mildly amused, and then looks around OH I DIDN'T [Take notice] LOOKS GOOD! MAYBE HE'S NOT AS MUCH OF A [Shoot]HEAD AS [[Previously, in the room in-between]] THOUGHT He points to the mug of earl grey, that's been steeping on the counter
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:58 AM
He picks up the mug and smiles. AND THE [all hands on deck] IS FINALLY D0NE. HAD TO GET HIM TO HELP TOO!!! I THINK WE HAD A REVERSE [character growth] ARC GOING THROUGH THAT [wood doors]. OR MAYBE THAT W4S JUST ME. He sits down at the table with a yawn. Normally he didn't sleep in this much but yesterday was a shitshow to be fair.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 AM
A CHARACTER [Honey, I shrunk the kids] ARC
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:05 AM
YUP. [Stay hopeful] SOMETHING LIKE THAT W1LL [never ever ever] HAPPEN AGAIN. I HAT3D BEING CHASED BY> THAT THING. Something like that will happen again. I ALMOST HAD TO [sing along]!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:06 AM
AND ISN'T THAT [Just about] THE [Worsties] THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:11 AM
HEAHEAHEA SURE IS!! [imagine dragons] ME SINGING??? I'D RATHER D1E!!! OH!! DOING ANYTHING FOR [The most] WORST DAY OF THE YEAR??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 AM
I WAS GONNA [Intimate] SOMEONE STRONGER THAN YOU TO HELP ME GET THAT [Puppy] OUT OF MY BEDROOM THEN I DUNNO MAYBE [[I just wanna grill for God's sake]]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:19 AM
WISH I [brand new] WHAT YOu'RE TALKING ABOUT! ! SOMEONE ACTUALLY G0T YOU SOMETHING??? WHAT IS THE [world wide web] COMING TO????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:19 AM
MUST'VE BEEN THE [BBQ] FAIRY
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:23 AM
GUESS SO!!! He finally starts drinking the tea. BESIDES THAT, ANYONE ELSE [the gift that keeps on giving] YOU SOMETHING TODAY???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:23 AM
NO BUT TO BE [Ren faire] IT'S STILL THE MORNING I'M NOT [Expectations: underground] ANYTHING ANYWAY
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:27 AM
WELL PIPLE SHOULD [up and at 'em] A LITTER EARLIER FOR ONCE IN THEIR [@#$&]ING LIVES GEEZ
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:29 AM
OR MAYBE YOU COULD [Refusal] HAVE THE [Circadian Cycle] OF A [Six][Zero] YEAR OLD HEAHEAHEA
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:29 AM
🖕
10:29
SAYS GRANDPA HERE
10:29
YOU NEED MORE SLEEP THAN HALF OF US
10:30
[@&#$] OFF 135 YEAR OLD. GO BACK TO BED
10:31
OH WAIT A 60 YEAR OLD SLEEP SCHEDULE MUST BE IMPRESSIVE FOR YOU THEN :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:31 AM
ARE YOU DONE
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:31 AM
NO GIVE ME A SECOND
10:32
ACTUALLY YEAH I'M DONE. ONLY BECAUSE I'M FEELING [nice] TODAY.
10:33
He eats the tea bag.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:37 AM
YOU CAN [Cry] ALL YOU WANT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S [[Simultaneous broadcast]] ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER AND A RETIREE ALL THE TIME
10:38
MAYBE BY DOING THAT YOU JUST [Even level] IT OUT INTO WHAT HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN FIFTY?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 AM
WELL GOTTA PRETEND TO BE [forever young] SOMEHOW!!! AND I HAVE NO CLUE!! TOO OLD TO REMEMBER!! MAYBE I'M ALREADY [eligible for a senior's discount] HEAHEAHEA 🖕
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 10:49 AM
👋🏼spamstanding
10:50
He’s here now
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:50 AM
MORNING
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 10:51 AM
good morning!
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:51 AM
MORNING!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 10:51 AM
He sits at the table
10:51
[how do you do]? lives been [good and great?]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:53 AM
YEAH FROSTY'S BEING [Domesticated]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:53 AM
JUST AWFUL. IT REALLY IS THE WORST DAY OF THE YE
10:53
WHAT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 10:53 AM
the [ye]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:53 AM
DON'T MAKE ME [k word] YOU AGAIN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 10:54 AM
[omfg] [[corncob pipe /and/ a button nose]?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:54 AM
ANYWAYS YEAH IT'S THE WORST DAY OF THE YEAR I THINK
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:54 AM
I'LL SPRITZ YOU IF YOU DON'T [[Oh, behave~]]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:55 AM
I WOULD SIMPLY CATCH ALL OF THE [wawa] IN MY MOUTH. HOW ARE YOU SER???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:55 AM
GROSS
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 10:55 AM
??????
10:56
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS. SPRAY BOTTLES ARE A GREAT WAY TO DRINK I THINK
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 10:57 AM
He eats his cake
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:00 AM
im doing so good right now
11:01
im glad you’re both [excellent ]] even if [[ANYWAYS YEAH IT'S THE WORST DAY OF THE YEAR I THINK] or whateverrrr
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:05 AM
YEAH. He point at the cake with his thumb. DIDn'T EVEN MAKE ANY FOR US CAN YOU [believe it or not]???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:05 AM
I think he [deserves]]]{ all to himself }
11:06
Actually since you’re [master chef] you should make me one smiles
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:06 AM
MY CEREAL CAUGHT ON FIRE TODAY
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:06 AM
[ lol]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 11:07 AM
I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D [Show's up]! I CAN [[It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake]] MORE THIS TAKES LIKE 10 MINUTES
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:07 AM
I ALWAYS SHOW UP!!! AND NO. I CHANGED MY MIND.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:08 AM
I think [Cereal killer] should make a cake
11:08
I just want to see if [Aye yo the oven blew up].
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 11:09 AM
THEY JUST [Reformatted] THE KITCHEN YOU WANT IT TO [Blown it up]? ?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:09 AM
🥰
11:09
I like [blowed up]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:09 AM
I DO TOO....
11:10
BUT NO, I THINK I NEED A REFRESHER ON [How it's made]< SERA :^] I'm A VISUAL LEARNER BTW
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:12 AM
[I feel like I’ve heard that before.....]
11:14
Don’t :^] me. Anyway what [cake boss] do you even like?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:17 AM
He shrugs. WHAT ABOUT YOU??
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:21 AM
[Idk ] not [ 🥕 🎂] though I [DISLIKE SEVERELY]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:23 AM
YEAH. AND 🧀 🎂 ALSO IS [yuck]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 11:25 AM
WAIT A [Second].
11:26
NEVERMIND I WAS [Recalling events] WRONG
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 AM
?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:27 AM
YOU HATE CHEESECAKE?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:27 AM
YEAH???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 11:28 AM
BUT IT'S GOOD SERA YOU SHOULD MAKE [One]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:29 AM
I want to [wrip you apart] [[so badly rn]]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:30 AM
SAME
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:31 AM
He stands up
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:34 AM
:^] Stays sitting oh so polite today. ?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:39 AM
He’s walking to the fridge.... but stops to whisper in Frozen’s “ear” we are [fight! Fight! Fight!!!] later. Now hes at the fridge
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:41 AM
WOW DO YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE??? 😳
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 11:41 AM
He's sipping his coffee unbothered
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:43 AM
He throws a piece of cheese at frozen. It hits his forehead
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:44 AM
:^] OH BREAKFAST THANKS
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:48 AM
You’re welcome [fool]
11:48
Sera makes a bowl of cereal that isn’t on fire. Just to flex.
11:48
He sits back down.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 11:55 AM
He just sits there and stares. Oooh he wants to attack and hurt and maim. AND the jerk gets cereal... Wtf...
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 11:59 AM
he’s smiling so cutely with teeth
12:00
Anyway Skunkton! I’m glad you’re [doing well], [my friend]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 12:01 PM
I AM! He grins at him
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 12:04 PM
[slay honestly]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 12:11 PM
SO HOW ARE THINGS ON THE [Western front]?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 12:15 PM
YOU GOTTA BE [board game] UP IN THAT ATTIC
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 12:18 PM
DON'T BE SO [Shore] HE HAS [Lil Seb] TO KEEP HIM BUSY, HEAHEAHEAHEHA
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 12:23 PM
ALL THE MORE REASON TO [pack your bags]!!!
12:24
I THINK I WOULD GO [The Jonker] UP THERE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 12:33 PM
he [tiktok_snore.mp3] a lot but he’s good! i am doing perfectly alright in my attic.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 12:34 PM
OH. YOu'RE [Crazy 8s] ALRIGHT.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 12:35 PM
[look in a mirror] [[cringe ass nae nae short man]] hey [speaker phone] of my attic do 1 of you have [ Benadryl ]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 12:36 PM
I DON'T HAVE IT [Check your pockets] BUT MAYBE THERE'S SOME IN THE HOUSE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 12:39 PM
He smiles so cutely and wanders out
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 12:39 PM
D1E He hollars.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 12:43 PM
”YOU DIE FIRST” echos from the bathroom
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 12:45 PM
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING SKUNTON?? SOUNDED A LOT LIKE A [bench]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 12:51 PM
HUH WHAT?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 12:53 PM
NEED HEARING AIDS NOW?? HEAHEAHEA He notices Sera from the window. QUITE THE [solitude] GUY HUH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 12:54 PM
NO I WAS [ ] aka mafa was having lunch MAYBE HE ENJOYS [Quiet]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 12:59 PM
Lol having lunch mail some over. CAn"T RELATE!! HEAHEAHEA!! <- the guy that leaves when more than 5 people are in a room. He keeps watching the window, it's like TV for boring people.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 01:07 PM
He cranes his neck to check the window IT DOESN'T LOOK [Peace and quiet] THOUGH LOOKS LIKE [Isolation] BUT HEY IF HE DOESN'T WANNA [Non-therapy session] ABOUT IT WHO AM I TO FORCE IT OUT OF HIM
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 01:11 PM
IF HE HAS A [math problem] HE SHOULD JUST SAY IT. EASY PEASY.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 01:13 PM
BECAUSE THAT IS [Extremely] EASY AND NOT AT ALL [Struggle]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 01:14 PM
YEAH IT"S JUST WORDS :^] IT'S EASIER WHEN SOMEONE FORCES IT OUT THOUGH!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 01:18 PM
NOT ALWAYS
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 01:27 PM
AGREE TO DISAGREE. BESIDES IT'S JUST EMOTIONS. YOU GET OVER 'EM IN LIKE A DAY OR SO ANYWAYS.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 01:34 PM
LIVING IN YOUR [[What's going on inside their head?]] MUST BE FASCINATING
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 01:40 PM
OH IT IS :^]
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I FEEL [Sorry! The Board Game] FOR ALL OF YOU TRYING TO STAY SANE HERE WHILE DEALING WITH ALL. .. THAT!! HEAHEA !
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 01:44 PM
IT'S BETTER THAN A [Dumpster fire] I'LL GIVE YOU THAT
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 01:53 PM
YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN!!! AND SPEAKING OF [dumpster fire]??? IS IT WARM AS [Hot deals] IN THIS HOUSE OR WHAT???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 01:54 PM
IT'S PRETTY NORMAL
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 01:54 PM
OK
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 01:55 PM
THAT'S YOUR [Hormonal disbalance] SPEAKING I'M SURE
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 01:56 PM
DAYS LIKE THIS [I wish I may I wish I might] WE HAD A FULL SIZE [deep freeze]-R!!!
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Food attempt #2 is edible. But that is it.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 03:49 PM
📱
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 03:50 PM
📱 i will kill you
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 03:51 PM
📱
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 03:51 PM
📱 for your decorating
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 03:53 PM
📱 I found ur chair
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 03:55 PM
📱 u
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 03:58 PM
📱 you're just jelly that I've had cungaderos in my life. Anyways I'm working but since you got freetime from being bitch and benchless let's go to ikea once I'm done
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 03:59 PM
📱 fuck you. and yeah im down
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:03 PM
he enters the kitchen and waves to Spencer and Frozen Mornin’!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 04:05 PM
He's not even here he's been texting frozen 📱 Fuck you too, I'll text you when I'm done with work.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 04:06 PM
📱 kk also spamtoon says hi
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HI
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 04:07 PM
📱 Dunno who that is. AnywaysLater loser.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 04:07 PM
📱 some nerd. Bye
16:07
HOW'S YOUR DAY??
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 04:07 PM
Jay got into the kitchen, smiling and giving a little wave before going to the coffee machine.
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:08 PM
he starts some coffee Just started it… he then saw J enter the kitchen Hi J!
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 04:09 PM
Hello, Toony! Could you make me some coffee too?
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:12 PM
he nods Sure! he then opens the fridge to see what could be fixed for breakfast. He sees the cinnamon rolls, which reminded him of Carnation. He’s quiet for a minute before popping his head out for a second Anybody [want it need it gotta have it] a [precious cinnamon roll too good for this world]? There’s [how to spice up your leftovers] in the fridge here.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 04:13 PM
✋ SURE!!!
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 04:15 PM
J shook his head. Nah, thanks I'll pass. Say, could you do me a small favour?
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:17 PM
he grabs himself and Frozen some of the rolls to nuke in the microwave before he looked back at J [How can I be of service], J?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 04:18 PM
He smiled shyly, pulling out the note from Picotee. Could you read this for me please?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 04:19 PM
He enters the kitchen, it's coffee time. He smiles and waves at the lot of them before moving to make some coffee
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:21 PM
he noticed the note, waving to Esau and giving him a smile before looking at the note. He smiled at J Somebody [specil] writing you [love letters in the sand], pal?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 04:25 PM
He blushed. A-a love letter? It's from Picotee...
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 04:25 PM
cringe
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16:27
He starts texting stuff again. It's probably rude.
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:31 PM
for a split second he thought about reading it like an excerpt from a romance novel but held back since he didn’t want to pick on J. He cleared his throat and read “Had to leave - will contact soon. Here is my head phone number” He also reads out the number to J
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 04:31 PM
Makes a note of the phone number. For whatever.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 04:32 PM
J nodded, pulling up his phone, thinking before opening the phone app, turning it towards Toony. Could you type that in please?
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:40 PM
he exchanged the note for the phone, tapping the number into it and adding Picotee’s name in case J had voice dialing. He then handed the phone back to him Here, also added Picotee’s name in your [little black book], too.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 04:50 PM
He nodded, thankful. Thanks a lot again. I really appreciate it.
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 04:56 PM
he smiled at J [you’re welcome Disney karaoke.mp], pal. the microwave dinged. He gets up to take the rolls out and put them on plates for him and Frozen. He also pours some coffee for the three of them and brings it to the table, setting a mug in front of Frozen and one in front of J by tapping the cup on the table Here’s your [how much coffee is too much doctors say], J.
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 05:00 PM
J nodded, taking the cup in his hands, taking a sip. Thanks, toony. You're the best.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:04 PM
He decides to make a cinnamon roll, too. Fuck it, why not?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:05 PM
👍 He summons a mini to enjoy the coffee.
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 05:07 PM
he sits down, sipping his coffee and eating on of his rolls Anybody have a [good night sweetheart good night]?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 05:08 PM
He grinned dreamily, sighing. Oh I definitely did...
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:08 PM
NOPE!!! HAD TO DRAG A GRI- MY MUSCLES DON'T LIKE THE WORKOUT
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G L A D. :^] TO HEAR IT :^]]]]]
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 05:12 PM
he looked over at Esau How about you, pal?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:15 PM
YEAH ANYTHING FUN WITH YOU???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:15 PM
I slept like a baby after all that coffee! He laughs and tears into the cinnamon roll What about you?
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 05:22 PM
he wondered if he should share what happened with him and Carnation. It wasn’t necessarily bad, but he wondered if it was still a sore subject with Esau. He cleared his throat Well… Carnation and I [hang ten] out on the porch…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Oh. Well. Long as he kept his [?Q#!] to himself. He sips his coffee and glances over at the music box he's been letting sit in the kitchen. It's important to him in the way family heirlooms are but... he's not sure he wants to look at it in his room, especially knowing it had a cursed ring inside it Still, he slides it over and winds it. Clair de Lune starts to play
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:26 PM
Hey Every! How’s it goin?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 05:26 PM
J heard the melody, relaxing. Hi Saul! It's a nice song...
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:26 PM
HEY BUDDY!! He thinks the music sucks ass but stays quiet.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 05:29 PM
He walks in and silently grabs a cup of water before making his way back out.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:29 PM
Huh, nice tunes, not my styles but…yeah could, uh, “vibe” to this
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 05:29 PM
he looked at the box, remembering what Carnation asked him to do with it. Then he spots Saul and waved Hey Saul!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:30 PM
he excitedly waves back hiya pl!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:31 PM
He laughed It's an heirloom of course.
17:32
Good to see ya, Saul, there's cinnamon rolls!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Ooooh can I have one?
17:33
…or three?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:33 PM
HEIRLOOM HUH??
17:33
👀
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Yeah, eat what you want, Saul.
17:33
Yeah, it's a little busted, but back when my brother first won it in auction he won it for at least a... oh man how much was this thing...?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 05:33 PM
While he was here, he took the opportunity to check on the freezer for meatstuffs. His metaphorical ears perk up when he hears 'heirloom', but he otherwise sticks to his task.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:34 PM
four... five... hundred?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:34 PM
👀
17:35
WELL THAT'S STILL A [pretty penny]. MAYBE FIX IT UP??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Yeah, Esther is gonna finish fixing it up for me. Not sure what i'll do with it after that. It's... well. It's complicated. Not gonna bore you with it. Maybe i'll sell it...
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:37 PM
SO YOU JUST KEEP IT HERE??? IN THE KITCHEN??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:38 PM
Like I said. Complicated. It stops. He can't help wind it again. It's almost a force of habit ...Maybe i'll hold onto it...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:38 PM
I could try to fix it! I can use glue pretty well! Usually too well! I’m the first guy to discover you can glue your hand to the bumper of a moving truck and survive!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:40 PM
He pulls the music box closer to him and laughs Saul, that's actually incredible but I don't know If that's gonna help me, this thing is fragile, and really old. Actually it's probably gone up in value since he won it.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:40 PM
:^] TAKE CARE OF IT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]]🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 05:40 PM
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW YOU [Live up] TO BE YOUR AGE ALRIGHT GOTTA GO BYE He takes the cup and walks out
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:41 PM
watch
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 05:41 PM
hearing the word “sell” made him worried. He made that promise with carnation and he didn’t want to go back on his word. He cleared his throat Uh, Esau…?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:42 PM
Hmm?
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 05:47 PM
Umm… your [brother from another mother]… asked me to [hang on tight] to the music box.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:47 PM
...Carnation asked you to hold onto clair de lune?
17:48
And not me?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 05:48 PM
Oh they should fight.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:51 PM
he gets himself a plateful of cinnamon rolls, stacked like a tower...
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he takes his wobbly tower of rolls and sits at the table, quietly...he doesn't know what to say to his friends but he's concerned, so he stays
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 05:57 PM
fuck he’s pissed off. Why did he tell him. Shit. He cleared his throat again, looking at his coffee and feeling like an asshole I-I don’t know… I.. guess he’s still… [on the edge of danger] to talk with you…?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 05:58 PM
... The box winds down and he slides it over to Spamtoon It's probably safer with you, anyway. I... can get angry. You probably won't throw it. He smiled Honestly maybe he made the right call. I can't really think of it being in better hands.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 06:00 PM
Oh. Okay. He's back on his phone. WHAt'S THIS [Coronary] BS??
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 06:09 PM
he mentally sighed with relief, he really thought that Esau would punch his lights out. He took the box gently with his hands, holding it Before he went [party til the cows come home] I [a promise is a promise] him I’d keep it [safe and secure]… I meant it Esau.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:16 PM
That was worrying. He knew that deep down Carnation had all the potential to be a passive aggressive, manipulative, condescending, violent bastard, to life ruining degrees... But... if he was spending time with Spamtoon, and entrusted him with clair de lune- probably one of the few things he possessed that proved he had some semblance of humanity (or whatever you call that in a Darkner)- and Toons didn't seem any the worse for wear... I believe you. You're one of my best friends, Toons. I trust ya. Just make sure you wind it, now and again. It's good for the mechanism.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 06:19 PM
???? Okay, whatever it was they didn't want to talk about it. Must be valuable. WELL. I'M OFF 👋 SEE YA
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 06:20 PM
he nodded at Esau, looking back at the box as he carefully turned it around in his hands
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 06:21 PM
Jay sighed, leaning back in the chair. It's great that this worked out.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:22 PM
It's not a big music box. It looks like this:
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:22 PM
he nods, taking a waaay too big bite of cinnamon roll. There's frosting all over his cheeks
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 06:23 PM
He laughed quietly. So, dad, how was your date with miss midnight?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:23 PM
He pauses a moment before bringing up a pop up and looking through some things. He's not into antiquing, but he can take a picture and reverse image search. The results pop up He spits his coffee
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:24 PM
...he flusters and chokes on his cinnamon roll
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 06:24 PM
he looked at Esau what’s wrong…?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 06:24 PM
Jay reached over and pat him on the back gently. Careful, dad!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:24 PM
Stammering This thing has LEAPED in value... it's worth like a thousand kromer!
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 06:25 PM
he fumbled with the box in shock, thankfully not dropping it WHAT???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:26 PM
He turns the pop up towards Spamtoon, showing the antique listing. It's worth about $990
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:27 PM
it takes a couple of moments but he's recovered Ehahah...thanks kid. I uh, haven't brought her the flowers yet. She seems real busy gettin that club of hers all ready for it's busy season! B-but...maybe I'll bring em for her some night when she's performing... he blushes
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 06:28 PM
Awww, I'm sure you'll be able to do it, eventually. Could you just ask her one thing?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:29 PM
he tilts his head Uh, sure kid? What do ya wanna know?
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 06:30 PM
He was still sporting the sly grin. Do I already call her mom, or she's not aware yet?
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Amare Solei [Addison] BOT 23-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Briefly pops in and bows a bit politely to the people inside Pardon the intrusion, I was told I could quickly obtain a few things to cook something for Skunkton. I'll be quick. Walking to the fridge to get meat and vegetables
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 06:31 PM
spamstanding
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:31 PM
he sputters, covering his red face with his hands K-Kid...
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Spamton J BOT 23-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Jay laughed, grinning. No, but like - seriously.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
He wordlessly grabs an apron, some cooking utensils and looks at amare, giving an understanding nod
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
he looked at the pop up wide-eyed and his jaw hits the table
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:34 PM
It was made in the 1800's... holy [Cungadero].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:34 PM
he waves excitedly at the people who just entered Hi!!!
18:35
he then turns back to J I um...I d-dunno kid...I mean...I dont think she would mind but...it's s-still pretty early days for us, ehahaha
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 06:36 PM
He waves back just as energetically on impulse. He is holding a fork. HEY ! !
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Amare Solei [Addison] BOT 23-Mar-22 06:37 PM
He nods to Saul with a polite smile Pleasure to meet you. He's quickly chopping up the vegetables into neat little containers then the meat into reasonable portions. He'll be cooking these outside. Antony do you happen to know where the skewer sticks and dishes are and could you cut these vegetables? We'll be cooking them outside.
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he then turns back to J I um...I d-dunno kid...I mean...I dont think she would mind but...it's s-still pretty early days for us, ehahaha
hanging out on bagels 23-Mar-22 06:37 PM
He chuckles. It's okay, i get it. I'll lay off for a while.//
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:39 PM
he pats J on the back Th-thanks kid... he then gets up and produces some skewers from the drawer Do ya mean these extra large toothpicks?
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Amare Solei [Addison] BOT 23-Mar-22 06:40 PM
Yes that's correct. We'll be making shishkabob outside since it's Skunkton's birthday.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:40 PM
He closes the pop up Well, you take good care of that, Toons. [Cheese and rice], a thousand kromer... He turns to them and stands up quickly It's Skunkton's birthday?!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:40 PM
he nearly chokes on another cinnamon roll, these should be labeled choking hazard ITH THTRIPE'S BIRFTHDAY???
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Amare Solei [Addison] BOT 23-Mar-22 06:41 PM
Yes I did find out today. Ah, pardon my name is Amare Soleil, my hands a little full so I can't provide a business card. May I know your names? Also thank you um...He doesn't know Saul's name
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 06:41 PM
GOT IT. He takes the veggies and starts chopping them extremely fast, almost getting himself lost in the rhythm and looking at Amare, then at Saul THESE YES THANK YOU MISTER>.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:41 PM
I'm Esau, Skunkton is kind of like my... well he's a close friend of mine.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:41 PM
he smiles, mouth full of cinnamon roll, he offers a sticky can Thaul
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Amare Solei [Addison] BOT 23-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Once he's done chopping the vegetables and meat into containers he nods and shakes Saul's hand, realizing a little late that it's sticky. It's a pleasure to meet you both. Skunkton from what I've seen is a pleasant ma. He's not sure what to do with his now sticky hand when he lets go of the handshake, he thinks it'd be too rude to wipe it now I believe we're done with our preparations so I should head out. I do hope you all have a lovely day. Antony please carry the meat tray I'll get the vegetables and skewers.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:46 PM
[Cheese and rice
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I need to get him something...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:47 PM
he swallows the last of his cinnamon rolls properly Hmm...maybe ya could write him a song?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 06:47 PM
He takes a wet kitchen rag, cupping his hand with it and then takes amare's hand, shaking theirs together and wiping it a bit. DESINFECT BEFORE HANDLING [meats]. Once he thinks it's cleaned enough he starts taking the skewers and veggies he chopped and nods to everyone, before starting to carry everything away as soon as Amare starts moving
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 06:47 PM
he soon snapped back to reality Wait, who’s birthday??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Stripes! Er, I mean, Skunkton! It's his birthday.
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Amare Solei [Addison] BOT 23-Mar-22 06:50 PM
The smile he gives Antony is a warm one. You really do take care of me well Antony. Thank you. Once more bowing politely to everyone in the room and then leaving with the things he prepared.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:50 PM
I can't write him a song! I wouldn't even know what to write!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:52 PM
he thinks hard, really putting the hamster to work... Maybe ya could make some art for him? Of somethin he likes? Ooh, or a portrait!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:53 PM
I'm okay at that but i'm not that good, i'm an amateur! ... Maybe i'll just read the room and see if I can figure it out. I'm sure he won't mind if a gift is a little late.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:54 PM
he nods If ya say so, buddy! But I'm sure he'll love anything from ya! He cares about ya a lot, y'know.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:55 PM
I hope so. He IS always like what I imagined a dad would be like.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Hmm, I'll have ta study his dadly ways if I'm ever gunna level up for J...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Aw, Saul, you're already perfect.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:02 PM
B-But how can I be a perfect dad if I don't tuck in my shirt and wear socks and sandals?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:03 PM
It's never too late to start!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:05 PM
he cringes But also...doing all that...sounds really uncool...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:05 PM
But you own a leather jacket you're already cool.
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 07:07 PM
he scratched at his chin, he didn’t know Skunkton very well, what could he offer for a birthday gift…?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:08 PM
I'll invent a new type of dad...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:09 PM
A dad to transcend all dads.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:09 PM
But yeah, I gotta think of somethin' ta get for Stripes...hmm...what kind of things do skunk dads like...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:18 PM
I have NO idea, I never had a dad.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:18 PM
I had a skunk once but it didn't end well
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:19 PM
Was it de-scented?
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If it's de-scented they make good pets.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:19 PM
It was decent, yeah.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:20 PM
No, no, de-scented.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:23 PM
...I mean I dunno how well it's nose worked. But yeah, it was kinda a shame, curled up in my dumpster with it one night but when I tried to pet it, it hissed and bit me....but it was so fluffy...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:26 PM
De-scented means... eh, never mind. He smiles Glad to see it didn't kill ya.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:29 PM
he smiles back Me too, I don't think Stevie woulda done too well in court if he murdered me, and he was a nice skunk, all things considered.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:33 PM
What jury would convict a skunk?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:34 PM
he shrugs Ya clearly have never been ta Jersey, buddy.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:35 PM
No, but i've heard things.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:37 PM
he chuckles So anyway...back to this birthday present business...what would a guy who wants to be a skunk son give to a potential skunk dad?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:39 PM
Scratches his head Honestly? Back when I was a [Big Shot] I mostly gave folks jewelry and that was mostly to women... although for New Years one year my company did give all the workers a really nice knife set...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:42 PM
Ohh, maybe we can give him a whole set of silverware! That's even better than just the knives!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:44 PM
I don't know... what's he gonna do with silverware we have so much of it here already... He's racking his brain Nice suit, maybe? I could get Marigold to whip him one up... but i've never seen him wear a suit before...
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 07:45 PM
he furrowed his brow Does he like [espn sports and athletics news programing]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:47 PM
What kind of clothes do skunks wear...
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:50 PM
He pops in here to ransack the shelves for chips. YOu:RE ALL STILL HERE???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:50 PM
Yeah, so?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:51 PM
Heya Icee pop! Do ya know what skunks like?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:51 PM
SURPRISED IS ALL. He thumbs to the deck.
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HUH?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:52 PM
Trying to figure out what to get Skunkton for his birthday.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:52 PM
OH YOU DIDN:T DO THAT YET LOL
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SAD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:52 PM
Well what did you get him?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:52 PM
UH
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WHY WOULD I GET HIM ANYTHING
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I HATE HIM??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:52 PM
You don't hate him.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:53 PM
WE FIGHT LIKE EVERY DAY
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:53 PM
But have ya fought today yet?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Naaaaah, you don't hate him, I can tell.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:55 PM
He pinches the bridge of his nose. FINE. BUILT THAT DECK ON TIME AND GOT THAT GRILL. 1000 KROM3R ON THAT BABY. HAS AN [infrared laser] SIDE BURNER. PRETTY SWEET. 5 NORMAL BURNER5 TOO I DON"T [#!$@] AROUND HEAHEAHEA!!! HE SAID I WOULD BE TERRIBLE AT GIVING GIFTS BUT I SURE [#@$!]ING SHOWED HIM!!! AND YES I DO HATE HIM.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:56 PM
.....You spent a thousand kromer on a grill like that for him, on his birthday? And you claim you hate him?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:56 PM
1000 FOR [good eats] EVERY DAY??
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THINK LONG TERM
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ALSO I LIKE TO [flex]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:57 PM
Yeah but, the sentiment of the gift speaks volumes. It at the very LEAST says "I don't hate you".
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 07:57 PM
NO IT SAYS FEED ME, IDIOT
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ANYWAYS. WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING HIM
19:58
AREN:T YOU HIS FRIEND OR SOMETHING
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Yeah but I'm... not great at this sort of thing. That's why i'm trying to think.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:00 PM
I got it! We should make a really cool amazing band...then make him the lead singer of the band! And he could get all the record deals! Then when we inevitably break up we can credit him with writing all the songs!
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:00 PM
He leans on the fridge, thinking. MAYBE CIGARS???
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WAIT YEAH DO THAT
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THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Saul, that might take a while and also it's not very practical. He turns to Frozen I was just telling them my go-to gift for men I respect was always fancy knives but it seems... impersonal.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:03 PM
[blades] ARE FINE. JUST GET SOME REALLY NICE ONES. A GOOD [wood block], A SHARPENING KIT. MAYBE A NICE LEATHER WALLET AND MONEY CLIP???
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He shrugged. MAYBE A GODDAMN MOTORCYCLE HELMET.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:04 PM
Those do sound like traditional dad gifts...but are they traditional skunk gifts?
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HE HAS A MOTORCYLE?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:04 PM
He pulls up a pop up and starts looking around Yeah, when did he get a motorcycle...?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:05 PM
...why hasn't he offered me a ride yet?
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...maybe it's cuz I'm still waiting for mine in the mail, and he wants ta do a race...yeah that's it
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Ooh, I know! We should get matching leather jackets!
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:09 PM
DON"T MIND THAT. OH GETTING SOME WHISKY CUSTOM [do a barrel roll] FOR HIM. THEY"LL PUT A NAME ON THE [glass wall] AND EVERYTHING. OR MAYBE A MODEL CUNGADERO. PUT IT ON A SHELF Y"KNOW. IT"S VERY EASY TO GET A GUY LIKE HIM [$!$!] I"M SURE. HE"S BORING
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OH THAT"S AN IDEA
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MATCHING HEAHEA
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GET SOMETHING SILLY ON THE BACK
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:10 PM
Smirking And you say you hate the guy...
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:10 PM
I DO :^]
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I SPILLED HIS GUTS OUT WITH A SAW JUST A- WAS THAT TWO DAYS AGO NOW??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:12 PM
…ya what now?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:13 PM
OH Y"KNOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:13 PM
Hmm... Amaranth sells vintage wallets, do you think 400 kromer is too muchWAIT what??
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:13 PM
HE DIED BUT HE GOT BETTER
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400 IS FINE I THINK
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:13 PM
I mean…as long as he got better…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:14 PM
You killed him??
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:14 PM
IT HAPPENS. HE HAD A KNIFE, I HAD A BIGGER ONE
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET HIM KNIVES
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:15 PM
OR I could kick the shit out of you and hang you from the chimney if you ever do that again... but he didn't say that ...Right, let's just go with the wallet...
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:16 PM
:^]
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OH MAKE SURE TO PUT [kromer] IN IT. H8 IT WHEN PIPLE DOn"T DO THAT
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:17 PM
…so no matching jackets?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:17 PM
OH YOU SHOULD DO THAT
20:17
MAKE EM BRIGHT PINK
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PFFF PUT HEARTS ON EM. HE LIKES THAT
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:17 PM
I was thinkin pink and yellow…with lighting bolts…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:18 PM
Messing around with his window ...Yeah alright Amaranth I can go half and half.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:18 PM
WITH FRINGE HEAHEAHEA!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:19 PM
A fringe? Aww yeah that’s be cool as heck!
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:19 PM
YEAH
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:20 PM
Then maybe somethin cool and mysterious on the back…like “The Guys” or somethin…so that way when people ask us who we are we can turn around and be like BLAM. We’re! The Guys! Y’know!
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:21 PM
MHM... Y HEAHEA YEAH!!
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THE GUYS HEAHEA YOu'RE SO SMART
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ANY OTHER IDEAS FOR IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:22 PM
He orders him a designer wallet... and a pair of brass knuckles, just in case
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watch 1
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:23 PM
Ooh, then maybe it can have tons of pockets! And like, five different zippers! I haven’t seen much animu but the cool guys always have lots of zippers.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:23 PM
ANIM-? OH. OH THAT CARTOON STUFF!!!
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GO CR@ZY
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TAKE IT THE NEXT STEP GET SOME TRIANGLE SHADES TOO
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:26 PM
he looks genuinely really excited Heck yeah! And then they’d have shoulder pads. Big ones. Like, so big we can’t turn our heads. Because cool guys don’t look at explosions.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:26 PM
MHM
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MHM YES
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YEAH
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HE WOULD
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HE WOULD LOVE THAT
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:28 PM
Ya know, Icee, you’re a real good friend. I’m glad you bit me.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:29 PM
He trying to hold in his laughter so much he is vibrating. I"<M I"M GLAD... I [bite of '87]... YOU TOO
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:31 PM
I’m just sorry I never bit ya in return, ya must be so upset. Since biting is the thing your people do ta make friends…
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:31 PM
OH IT"S FINE
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hulksmasher79 23-Mar-22 08:32 PM
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:32 PM
good evening
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:32 PM
ITS THE METAPHORICAL BITE THAT
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A
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HI :^]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Hey! Howsit hangin?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:32 PM
hello
20:33
i’m great!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Hey, Sera!
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:34 PM
pinkstand
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:34 PM
watch
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:34 PM
[teehee ] hello everyone
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:34 PM
watch
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Mar-22 08:35 PM
watch he just wants to feel included
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:35 PM
He grabs a bunch of bowls and puts the chips in them. WELL.
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THOSE ARE ALL THE GIFT IDEAS I HAD
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Gift? What's the special occasion?
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Spamtoon BOT 23-Mar-22 08:37 PM
he was so busy thinking about what to get Skunkton he didn't even realize who all was in the kitchen now, he looked over at saw Pink and Sera Oh! [HEY EVERY !] fellas!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:37 PM
Greedton [birth]
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today
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he was not [born] today I mean [date of birth]] [birthday.]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:38 PM
OH HIM TOO HUH
20:38
GUESS SO
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:38 PM
spamstanding
20:38
“too”?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:38 PM
YEAH
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:38 PM
who else
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who else He is shaking frozen
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:39 PM
THE SAD IDIOT ON THE DECK!! LET GO DO NOT TOUCH ME
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:39 PM
Oh.....
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:39 PM
OLD ONE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:39 PM
THERES A LOT OF THOSE HER- SKUNKTON????
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:39 PM
SO AND SO HEIGHT
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YEAH
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Greedton and Skunkton. I guess that confirms they are from similar [Strains]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:40 PM
I am going to [wrip you apart]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:40 PM
??????????????
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Not you [pink]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Oh I know dear, Just [fuck him up]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Sorry I’m insane today { :^] }
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He Dials a number furiously, and he walks out of the room for a moment. You can hear him say “Cassie. Two of them. It [just gotta] be two cakes. [I am going to blow up”
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:42 PM
AREN"T YOU FRIENDS YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF!!! HEAHEAHEA spampoint
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:42 PM
He throws another piece of cheese at Frozen’s head
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:42 PM
To be fair, no one in this house tells each other [shiz]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:43 PM
IS THERE ANYONE WHO DID KNOW
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:43 PM
I don't know anyone's birthdays except my own .
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:43 PM
He is back in here. He is done with the phone call.
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I think we should [writing down] [[[birthdate ] on a whiteboard on the fridge
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
I DOn"T SEE WHY NOT
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
I can put something in the rules board if anything.
20:45
What are your birthdays.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
He's here now. He's eating a shish kebab.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
JESUS WHAT IS THAT THI- OH HI SPAMTON
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
Oh hey there.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
Hi
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
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April 17th.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Happy birthday.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Thank you! It's my birthday today, everyone
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Happy birth [slay]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
APRIL HUH... AND THAT"S GREAT TO HEAR WE ARE HAVING A BBQ JUST FOR YOU :^]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
Your cake will be [fresh delivery] soon
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
NO ONE ELSE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
This has less flower arrangements than I was hoping for His tone is sarcastic, he doesn't really mean it I told you you couldn't throw a party for me in six hours
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
WELL WE TRIED!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
THEY ARENT DELIVER
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sorry. that was [loud as shit]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
He opens a pop up, seems like he's recovered this function recently and starts scribbling birthday dates ▢ Greedton | Skunkton - March 23 ▢ Sera - April 17 ▢ Frozen - ▢
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
You can't delay a party, that's not how it works I'm going to have to give you party planning lessons
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING. PART PLANNING LESSONS.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
I'll have you know I'm the best party planner in the entire Cyber City As said by Queen herself, so
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Frozen. Your birthday.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
GOOD QUESTION, [p!nk]
20:51
THE BEST HUH
20:51
WELL, GIVE US SOME TIPS
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
May?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
NOPE.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Tell him your birthday, Frozen
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
SKIP
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
👁👁
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Why not? Are you afraid of the attention or something?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
UH SURE YEAH
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Noted. I will mark it to the day of November 22
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Y'know some people don't like celebrating their birthdays
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
NOT THAT DATE EITHER???
20:53
I"LL THINK OF ONE
20:53
GIVE ME TIME
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
You.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
WHAT ABOUT YOU??
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
[Gemini]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
YOUR [Bday]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Yours?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I"LL TELL YOU TOMORROW
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
You wont.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
[no he wont]
20:54
this guy gets it
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:55 PM
C'mon Frozen Tell me your birthday and I won't ask you for a birthday gift
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:55 PM
I
20:55
spamstanding
20:55
WELL UH
20:55
FUNNY STORY ABOUT THIS
20:56
🏃 IGOTTAGO
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Grab him.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
He grabs Frozen by the puffy collar of his coat No you don't
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
A
20:56
FIRST OFF
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
here he goes
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
WHY IN THE [ever loving] WOULD ANY OF YOU WANT TO GET ME A GIFT. C'MON NOW
20:57
I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED, SECOND OFF
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Maybe we're asking so we can ruin it
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
I DON:T REMEMBER
20:58
I DON:T REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY
20:59
THERE YA GO
20:59
🖕
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton)🍰 BOT 23-Mar-22 08:59 PM
What? Are you being honest or do you really not wanna tell us?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 08:59 PM
IT"S A LONG STORY
21:00
He waves at them dismissively
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Walks in and starts making himself some food
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:00 PM
WE CAN COME UP WITH ONE LATER
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Okay
21:00
Hi Spencer Boy it's crowded in here
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:00 PM
SURE IS
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Hi.
21:01
It could be busier
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Yo [Bobcat], [Elsa], [Rosario] and [Rapture Jesus] the fuck are [ya'll] bitchin about?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:01 PM
NOTHING
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Birthdays
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:01 PM
It's my birthday
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Happy birthday
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Happy [realization of mortality] day
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:03 PM
🚶
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Thank you Rosario is trying to figure out people's birthdays for a calendar
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:03 PM
OH WAIT CHIPS
21:03
Goes to grab the bowls.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
Looks at the group then Frozen and shrugs [Gl] with that. What's [up yours] his [deal or no deal] points at Frozen He's skitter [scat man] like a damn squirrel
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
He's [Quirky] like that.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
I DON"T KNOW MY BIRTHDAY. SHOVE OFF
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
☺️
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
That's okay Frozen, we can come up with something
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
We'll assign you one later.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
DON:T WANT ONE
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
November 22.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
NO
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
What
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
[May 2nd] You look like a [May 2nd]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
It should be February 13th.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
MAY 2???
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
I didn't say anything.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
April 20th
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Yeah, [kinda mid imo] year, spring time, pain in the [a$$] for couples scheduling their [wedding bells]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
OK I THINK THAT"S A BIT SOON BUT
21:07
AT LEAST YOU HAVE REASONING WITH IY
21:07
IT
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Mine has a reasoning.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
GO ON
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
[jfk assassination day]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Mostly the [Pain Train] in the ass [4kids tv] couples to plan shit He's smirking
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffff
21:08
THE DAY HIS HEAD JUST DID THAT
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
:)
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
BOTH ARE GOOD
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Or maybe the beginning of winter You like winter right Frozen? So, December 21st?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
WHAT IF I DON:T LIKE WINTER
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Birthdays close to Christmas suck, personally.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
die then
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
OK
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
☺️
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Your entire aesthetic is winter themed Frozen What do you expect people to think?
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
OH THAT:S MY BRANDING
21:09
BACK WHEN I WAS
21:09
NVM
21:09
LOL
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
no go on
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Come on
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
or else
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
I"M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR [loot drop] TODAY
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Just overshare a little bit once. It's good for the soul
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Drinking his shitty coffee I dunno you [shore] liked [pewpew] ice people during our [field day]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
YOU"RE ALL TALKING AT THE SAME TIME I"M GOING TO START BITING
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
smilepink
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
You're like that witch in that one book
21:10
With lion Jesus
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
cringe
21:11
WITH WHAT NOW
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Narnia.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
He wants to lunge and wrip and tear at Austi- Frozen so bad.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Yeaah, that one! I read it as a kid
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
ANYWAYS WE SHOULD GO AND CELEBRATE THE [today] BIRTHDAYS
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:12 PM
I don't do [borth]days too [chummy around here] I do [kill bite maim] days
21:14
Finishes his coffee and starts to pull out wine Anyways what [date of birth] are you gonna [pick n choose]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:14 PM
WHATEVER I STOPPED CARING. YOU ALL DECIDE.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I think I like May 2nd for you too, thinking about it It fits you
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:14 PM
OK
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Sounds about right.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:15 PM
He waits for it to be written it seems they are of agreement and finally says it Right I have another [raisin] It's a very big smirk It's the [date of release] for the [Austin Powers Movie]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:16 PM
little
21:16
W
21:16
ACTUALLY
21:16
NOT THAT ONE
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:16 PM
▢ Greedton | Skunkton - March 23 ▢ Sera - April 17 ▢ Frozen - May 2nd ▢ Anton and Spencer- May 3rd
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:16 PM
No [take on me] backs
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:16 PM
OOOUGHHHHH
21:16
OKAY
21:16
WHATEVER
21:16
IDIOTS
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:16 PM
What about yours, Rosario?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:16 PM
You said [Yas bitch yas]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
[Gemini]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I"M SENDING YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO EVERY CALL LIST ON THE PLANET
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
[Gemini]
@SPAMTON Pink, Rosario] (@lighterium) - [jump That means very little, honey
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I'm fucking with you it's june 15
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Oh okay
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I was gonna [say it ain't so] November 22nd
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
SOMEONE ELSE CLAIM THAT DAY
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I fucking WISH.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
FUNNY AS H3LL
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
The exact middle of the year
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
`You'd share a [bday] with [Mads Mikkelsen] too
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
OH WOW
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Really. huh. Guess you're right
21:18
I FUCKING WISH
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Second [borger] day
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:19 PM
ON THAT DAY WE ASSASSINA-
21:20
NO I AM NICE TODAY
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Theory: Hannibal Killed JFK so he could cannibalize his body.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:20 PM
THAT:S NO THEORY THAT"S [fact checked]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:20 PM
You're all fucking insane
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
☺️
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
NO IM NORMAL
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I like to be unhinged. I'm tired of being normal.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I"M NOT A BAT OR A CAT I"M JUST A LITTLE GUY
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
You're a block of ice.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
I'm none of those things
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
LITERALLY NO ICE HERE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
you wish you were a bat
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
I DO
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
🦇
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
I"M TIRED OF PRETENDING IM NOT
21:22
BUT REALLY THERE"S NO ICE ON ME
21:22
BLUE IS JUST MY THING
21:22
AND MENOPAUSE
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Also off topic but this kitchen looks very nice. He looks at spencer Did you work on the renovations?
21:23
God bless.
21:23
I hope your older man pains settle eventually as your [hormonal levels] Settle
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I [donut] know what you re [talk the talk] about. It just happened one [day-o]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
hey frozen
21:25
i think
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
WHAT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Menopause? He looks Frozen up and down Good luck with that
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
you need a vacation. i have a [location]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
THANKS. GOT IT FROM THE VOID
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
You're lying but yes. The new organization looks quite fine, thank you for this He pats spencer's shoulder
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
He slides this across the table
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
little
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
give me your thoughts.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
spampoint
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Image attachment
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
He laughs
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
I"M BLOWING THIS HOUSE UP AND TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
it’s [literally] perfect for you?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
He's borderline cackling. Grasping the table
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:28 PM
He sweats a bit and clears his throat hes embarrassed IM [knot] lying He looks at the brochure and barks in laughter. Yeah that [lookie lookie] like they [name tag] the island just [4] you
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:28 PM
:^| NO GO ON WHY IS IT FUNNY
21:28
WHY IS IT SO GOOD
21:28
EXPLAIN IT TO ME
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:28 PM
[bitch-less] and [sex barren]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:28 PM
AND THAT"S FUNNY?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:29 PM
https://youtu.be/ycPDM8OVqLI Just starts playing the song
stardust9
home depot theme song
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:29 PM
unbelievably, actually. yes. He has his hands folded so cutely
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:29 PM
He looks at spencer you suck at lying. Compliments to the interior decorator.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE GROSS [Hyperlink Blocked] ON EVERY SURFACE OF THE HOUSE???
21:30
?????????????????????
21:30
ANYWAYS. I HATE YOU ALL
21:30
I:M LEAVING
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Love you too baby
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
no! i [wanting u] to have it at [big virgin islands]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
THANKS DADDY ;^]
21:30
He grabs the chips and leaves.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
🥲
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
:]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
WAIT HOLD ON I FOGOT
21:31
🖕
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
[h8] u too [Elsa] 🌵 He's turning red though at Rosario's comment I'm an [excel][entei] liar shh
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
OK BYE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
i’m going to [killed him] tonight.☺️
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
You even are missing out on Spencer being embarrassed,
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
👀
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Did you know he renovated the kitchen all by himself?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
He immediately tries to escape THATS A ...that's a [delusion]
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
I DID
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Playerton BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
🍿
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
I DID KNOW THAT
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
He holds Spencer by the scruff of his neck
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Wait, you renovated the kitchen all by yourself? That was really good, Spencer The kitchen looks wonderful
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
WOW YOU"RE LIKE A [discord kitten]
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Okay now it's my turn to kill you instead
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:32 PM
OK so [eventide] if I hypothetically [diddly damn did] it wasn't [4] anyone
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Right
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
AWE
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
but yes my [workshop mode] fucks
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
FOR NO ONE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Because we all know how much you like doing nice things for no reason
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
SURE
21:33
MHM
21:33
spampoint
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Crossing his arms I did [eta] for [meself] the thing needed a [windows update]. Esp if I [havana] have to look at it [everypony] day
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:36 PM
You don't have to be in here every day Plus, there's a lot more people that use this place more frequently and better than you
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Me.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
You have to face the facts: You did it because you would like to improve on your co-living spaces with all the people you surround yourself with
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Specially because he used my blueprint.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
THAt"S A WEIRD WAY OF SAYING YOU DID IT FOR L*VE AND [$!$!]
21:37
WOW YOU REALLY DO CARE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Aww, that's sweet
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:38 PM
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
He's dying and he is turning around and trying to claw his way towards the door [lies and slander] I am [Ollie outtie] For once his face is turning redder than anything he has brightened the lens flare over his glasses
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
[hehe]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
It's okay to care about other people, Spencer
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Well. Thank you for your consideration. I will let you go as you seem to be overheating now.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
He has escaped he is walking so fast
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
o7
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
:^]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
He's not as bad as I thought
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
HE:S WORSE
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
If you feed his violent urges, sure
21:42
He's well behaved with me. He starts taking dirty cups and utensils and starts cleaning them
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
I THINK HE SHOULD GET AS BAD AS POSSIBLE
21:42
ANYWAYS
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
The way your brain works, Frozen It's fascinating
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
IT"S FUNNY
21:42
SEE HOW BAD PEOPLE CAN GET
21:43
LIKE THEIR BREAKING POINT
21:43
GOTTA HAVE A HOBBY!!!
21:43
HEAHEAHEA
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
How bad can I possibly be, right?
spampoint 3
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Eh. He's on the road to improvement. You too.
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DO NOT RECOMMEND EMOTIONS!!!!!! BOT 23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
HAHA GLAD YOU DIDN:T SEE ME FREEZE ALL THOSE PEOPLE
21:44
OK NOW I"M GOING. WITH. THE CHIPS.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
So what.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Glad we didn't see you do what
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Anyways.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Why do I feel pointed at
spampoint 3
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:45 PM
You said something [Iconic]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Oh
21:50
Hey where did Sera go?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Good question! Probably zoning out. Or somewhere. I have no spatial awareness right now
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I see Well I'm only half-expecting him to bring me that cake But I already ate so I'm not really counting on it
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Had a good dinner?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Yes, we had some pizza Watched the kids play their videogames Vi wanted to treat me because I've been eating rabbit food and chicken breasts for three weeks And one cheat day couldn't hurt right? What about you, did you have anything to eat yet?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Not particularly. I still haven't decided what to make. My hobbies are split 50/50 by now
22:02
I am glad it was a pleasant day, at least
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Well, don't let me stop you, if you're hungry do make yourself something Don't mind me
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:05 PM
You're good. I'm not hungry myself.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
How are things with you? Been a while since we don't talk The two of us
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Same old as usual. Gardening, cooking, watching these [Overgrown kids] get up to trouble, saw someone from my past....briefly.
22:10
You?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Pretty much the same thing, actually Except mine aren't overgrown, they're just Regular grown
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Good. At least they're behaving their age.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Yeah. They're sweet Who was it from your past That you saw
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 10:21 PM
he is just hanging upside down behind Greedton from the ceiling
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:22 PM
He is: clueless
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 23-Mar-22 10:22 PM
😊
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Uh. Someone. An old friend
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:30 PM
Don't wanna talk about it?
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Honestly it's not much, it's just someone by passing so nothing really can be done about it He shrugs a bit
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Well, if you ever wanna talk about it I'm all ears
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Thank you. If I ever see that [old bastard] again I just might
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Wait I saw a guy the other day and he mentioned knowing you Well he mentioned knowing a Rosario But really how many Rosarios exist in the world? Oh, what's his name, I forgot He's umm
22:44
He looks like every single dad sorta like fused together into one Hollywood-acclaimed portrayal? He's our Tobey Maguire and we're like his Spiderman
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:48 PM
....Samson. Yep.
22:48
He is Not my Samson, but he is him, at the same time.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Yeah, I get that Sorta
22:50
He was very pleasant to talk to I understand why you'd wanna be his friend
22:51
I hope he visits
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 10:57 PM
We were friends since I was an email sender. I'd rather not see a new version of him, if I'm all honest. Did he sound happy?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 10:58 PM
I think so? We didn't talk for long because I had to go but he didn't sound Y'know Like his life was falling apart or anything
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
He sighs a bit Sounds nice, honestly. All I can really hope for, really. He gets up and starts to grab a few ingredients. But enough about that. I'm hungry.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Do you want some help? I'm starting to get pretty good at cooking
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 11:08 PM
Sure, show me your best, Chef. He smirks
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 11:12 PM
He stands up to help and starts cutting vegetables, but ends up cutting his finger halfway through Ouch He puts his finger on his mouth to stop the bleeding and turns around. There's Sera on the ceiling Oh, hi
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 11:17 PM
Oh you need a bandaid? He looks at him, then searching for the med kit in the cabinet that he put there for this type of situation
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Oh, I'd like that Thank you
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 11:20 PM
He takes out a band aid and some Thiomersal and places them on the counter I nick my fingers constantly but I don't really have the need for it. I figured those who bleed might need it.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Thank you He applies his first aid, sucking through his teeth, and then bends his finger a little bit to test the mobility with the band aid Okay, let's try this again. He picks up the knife again and continues cutting, a bit slower and more carefully. Y'know I wasn't expecting my birthday to be this pleasant Considering how the last streak of weeks have been
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Hmm? What kind of fresh hell did you go through besides that depression thing? I don't think I'm filled in the blanks
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 11:32 PM
"That depression thing"?? That's fresh hell on its own, my friend He transfers the vegetables from the cutting board to a small plate, handing them to Rosario Can't exactly recommend having your brain chemistry rewired beyond recognition But no, I guess I guess it's been another kind of thing It's a bit frivolous honestly considering all the crazy things you all go through
23:37
It's not exactly on the same level of "I've been raptured by beings who aren't looking out for me" or "I've been stuck to a rabid fanbase that takes control of my entire life" I don't think
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
I personally don't think it's frivolous if it affects you so much, honestly. Sure, I do have things going but personal "small" struggles are still struggles. He takes the vegetables, and wonders for a bit One struggle right now being, what the hell are we actually cooking.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 11:48 PM
I dunno, I was just following your lead You can always just toss it in a crockpot with some water and make soup I've been getting pretty good at soup lately
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
I can work with soup. I usually make way too much pasta recipes, that'd be a nice change of pace. He looks for the slow cooker while speaking that
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 23-Mar-22 11:52 PM
Hey, both require bread to give you even a modicum of sustenance, so it's not that far off from your comfort zone He smirks, and starts organizing ingredients on the counter and dirty dishes in the sink.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 12:26 AM
Oh you know. He places the slow cooker on the counter, filling it with water and starting to prepare that dang soup!!! One's just a little wetter
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 24-Mar-22 12:28 AM
You get the spirit, kitty cat He smiles, and stands back, leaning back on the table
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 12:40 AM
I'm just gonna say they made soup here because I really am not good with the details today, but they had a quiet quality time making it for sure
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 24-Mar-22 12:46 AM
Once the soup was ready, he poured it for both of them, although a little bit less for himself — he wasn't very hungry after all But what is bothering me is... He stops, to figure out the words I think I'm lonely? And not-not in the "oh I don't have anyone to talk to" way I mean in the, uh "I haven't been single for seven years and now I am and I'm not dealing with it very well" It's weird. And it's weirder because in every conceivable level except interpersonal, I am "with" someone I think I'm not sure
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 12:47 AM
I see. What part of a relationship are you missing?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 24-Mar-22 12:52 AM
I dunno Intimacy? Not like that (Although I wouldn't mind it either) Cough I mean... I don't know, cuddling for instance I like cuddling up when I sleep, I do it without even noticing And Vi doesn't really like that ... Anymore And I told him that, that I would like to cuddle And his answer to it was buying me a body pillow Y'know, to cuddle with. I mean, it gets the job done, But it's not the same
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 12:58 AM
Hmm. That does make sense. I guess if you always have company, losing it has a period of adjustment. I hope you can find people that can provide that to you He nods a little bit, slurping his own soup.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
He sighs. There's a lot of things he'd rather not say carried on that exhale. He eats in silence for a while.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 24-Mar-22 01:39 AM
To the windowOh that's very mature Frozen, really cute To Rosario Excuse me, Sera wants me outside Thanks for the company, enjoy your soup He stands up, puts his finished bowl in the sink, and heads out
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:42 AM
Have fun.
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Ooooooo youre invited out there if u want oooooooooooo
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Unsure, theres another strain of me there 🤔
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?????????? BOT 24-Mar-22 01:43 AM
oooooo you wanna be out there with everyone so bad ooooo
01:44
I can kill him if you want
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
ooooooo you want to make the biggest pot of soup
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
What did he do to you jesus christ
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
hey😳
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Hi.
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
what are we
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?឵឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Anyone in this thread smoke weed
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
its thursday in my stringpuller's timezone. You know what that means
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?????????? BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Hi rosarioooo are you free
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
pogton
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?????????? BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Do you wanna hang out
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
can we kiss
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:46 AM
Okay we are getting a little out of hand here I am going outside fine
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:46 AM
🥰
01:46
Slay
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???It's a Mystery??? BOT 24-Mar-22 01:46 AM
I just wanted to be included
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:46 AM
He walks to the common area, thinking he is very high right now
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?឵ BOT 24-Mar-22 01:47 AM
we should all make soup together
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 24-Mar-22 01:47 AM
The kitchen's free
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?????????? BOT 24-Mar-22 01:47 AM
nah i gotta sleep soon
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???It's a Mystery??? BOT 24-Mar-22 01:47 AM
Let's get the bake a cake song from lazy town x lil jon remix
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Spamtoon BOT 24-Mar-22 02:33 AM
he popped into the kitchen for a minute to pocket the music box, then went upstairs to go to bed
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:15 AM
Coffee brewing momence
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Mar-22 09:18 AM
He pokes his head in and smiles. Found ya! Morning, dad!
09:21
He opens up a pop up and materializes his box Happy birthday! I... hope you like it. I'm... i'm not good at giving gifts... but you're important to me, so... here. He puts it on the table. Inside the package is a designer wallet on a chain. It looks like this Sorry it's empty it cost... a lot. I had to go halfsies with my brother since he refused to spot me the whole chunk of change so... Underneath the wallet is a pair of brass knuckles. With spikes ...That there is for self-defense. Happy birthday.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:32 AM
He opens the package and the corners of his mouth visibly lift up, as he inspects the wallet and all its little pockets, as well as testing out the brass knuckles on his fist. He pockets the weapon, and places the wallet back down on the table YOU DIDN'T [Obligation] TO! THANK YOU. He reaches out for a hug
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Mar-22 09:33 AM
He lets out a breath he didn't realize he was holding. He considered thanking Frozen for the suggestion but that would mean thanking Frozen for anything and he wasn't about to do that Instead he grabbed Skunkton in a hug, lifting him off the ground as he did so with a big grin
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:34 AM
He makes a strangled noise when he's lifted, legs kicking gently off the ground, but laughs along
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Mar-22 09:34 AM
You're lucky, I almost got you a knife set... this looked better, though.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:39 AM
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF [BladeShapedObj] FOR A LIFETIME I'M GOOD! THIS WAS THE BEST [Hatchday] I'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME Once Esau releases him, he walks back to check on the coffee pot WHEN'S YOURS? I GOTTA [Payback] AT SOME POINT HEAEHAEHA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Mar-22 09:41 AM
My birthday? He hadn't celebrated a birthday since he was thirty ...August 16th.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:45 AM
QUITE A WAYS THEN GIVES ME [Plentiful] TIME TO PLAN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Mar-22 09:46 AM
He sits at the table, tapping his hands together in thought ...I've probably mentioned this before but, in my City, parents don't raise their Adlings. They're raised by the community until they're deemed old enough to fend for themselves and then... that's all she wrote. I never knew my dad or my mom. I just had my brothers my whole life. But I always wondered what it would be like to have a father. I... guess that's where you came in. I know it might not seem like much, but, you really have helped me. ...You mean a lot to me, Skunk.
09:48
So, thank you.
09:50
I'm proud to call you my dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:57 AM
He's not looking at Esau as he speaks, focused on getting the coffee ready, but he hesitates a little bit. It's like, for a moment, a large boulder in the pit of his stomach was lifted off, and a few moments later, replaced with a slightly smaller one. It's bittersweet. He doesn't know what to say, so he says nothing. He puts a mug of coffee in front of Esau, pats his shoulder firmly, and sits down with his own mug next to him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 24-Mar-22 09:58 AM
It's okay that Skunkton doesn't say anything. At least he heard it. He takes the coffee and takes a sip. He recognizes Skunkton's coffee. It's always good. Thank you.
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:00 PM
spamstanding
18:01
Making all that drink shit.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:03 PM
He prances after him but doesn't really say anything, just sitting at the table. Seems like he just wants the company.
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:03 PM
OH YOU WANT ANYTHING????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:04 PM
HM? NO NOT [For real] HOW'S YOUR [[Bright sunny day]]?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:05 PM
PRETTY GOOD!! OH CHECK OUT THESE [photographs] HEAHEAHEA!!! Hands him the camera.
18:06
BREAKFAST AT LEAST????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:06 PM
I ALREADY [Eat it up]! He goes through the pictures [[Kinda mid tbh]]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:07 PM
PFFFT HEAHEAHEA
18:07
HE WAN"T TO PUT THEM UP IN HIS [home sweet home]
18:07
AWESOME HOW THAT SPELLING MISTAKE HAPPENED
18:08
He grabs the finished drinks. AND HOW ARE YOU???? BESIDES THE DYING
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:09 PM
[[Kinda mid tbh]] I MEAN FINE WHAT'S AN [All of a sudden] DEATH NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY ANYWAY HEAHEHEA
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:09 PM
TSK TSK TSK YOU JUST TURNED 140 AND NOW YOU"RE GOING TO D1E!! SAD!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:12 PM
DON'T [Miss you] ME TOO MUCH HEAEHAEHA POOR WIDOWER YOU
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:17 PM
cringe ... .. . WOE IS ME!!! He dramatically pretends to feel faint. NOW I"LL HAVE TO GO TO [Costco] TO BUY A [kids] COFFIN!! THE ONLY KIND I CAN AFFORD 😭 He shifts character and peeks out the window, tempted to just crawl out. HOPE SERA LIKES ORANGE PEKOE BECAUSE THAT"S WHAT HE:S GETTING
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:20 PM
HEAHEAHEA THEY'RE GONNA [Thunk] YOU'RE GETTING IT FOR [Self-own]
18:20
SERA LIKES EVERYTHING
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:22 PM
MAYBE I CAN GET A DISCOUNT IF I GIVE THEM A SOB STORY!! ONLY 8 DAYS TO LIVE AND I HAVE TO BUY MY OWN COFFIN!!! GOOD. I HATE THIS ONE!!! He heads out to hand them their drinks.
18:22
🚶
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:22 PM
SEE YA
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:48 PM
FORGOT TO MAKE MYSELF TEA
18:49
🫖
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:50 PM
HAHA LOSER IF YOU DRUNK [Coffer] LIKE THE REST OF US YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO [[Don't even worry about it]]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:51 PM
IT:S ALL [suck eggs]!!!
18:51
AND YOU CAN:T EAT THE TEABAG AFTER
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:55 PM
WHY NOT? EXTRA [Snacc]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:56 PM
COFFEE DOESN:T HAVE A TEABAG IS WHAT I:M GETTING AT. YOU"RE RIGHT IT IS GOOD. As if on cue he pops one in his mouth.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:59 PM
OH THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT SORRY I'M [ ]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 06:59 PM
YOU GOT BANGED UP IT"S TO BE EXPECTED
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 06:59 PM
HEAHEAHEA
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 07:01 PM
OH GOING TO IKEA SOON NEED ANYTHING. I DIDN:T GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SO 🤷
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 07:02 PM
[Liar liar pants on fire]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 07:04 PM
[idk] WHAT YOUR{E TALKInG ABOUT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 07:06 PM
REALLY? LET'S [C is the third letter of the alphabet] WHO WAS IT THAT 1) KNEW I [[Just want to grill for christ's sake]] 2) KNEW ABOUT MY [Birthing celebration] BEFOREHAND 3) HAS THE [Moola] TO GET THAT KIND OF [Stuff]
19:06
[[Elementary, my dear-]] FROZEN
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 07:07 PM
IDK EVERYONE ELSE KNEW ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY
19:07
I CAN:T AFFORD A GRILL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 07:07 PM
AFTER [Yellow][Wife] FLAPPED THEIR MOUTH I BET
19:07
I WOKE UP WITH THAT [Grilchees] AT MY FACE
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 07:12 PM
MAYBE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CALL YOU DAD GOT IT HEAHEAHEA WELL, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER THE [breaking news] WOULD SPREAD. NOW [Rose Gold] HAS A BUNCH OF BIRTHDAYS WRITTEN DOWN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 07:35 PM
[Jack Frost] YOU WERE THE [Exclusive owner] ONE WHO KNEW AND THE [Fashionista] BUT HE'D NEVER GIVE ME ANYTHING STOP [Untruthful] IT'S BAD FOR THE [<3] HEAHEAEHA DID HE I'LL GET YOURS HEAHEAHEA
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 07:37 PM
NICE TRY IDIOT I DON'T HAVE ONE. Psst also check out what's going on in the living room 👀
19:38
watch
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 07:41 PM
watch
19:41
D'YOU WANNA [Peep]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 07:41 PM
He nods.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 07:43 PM
He drags a chair to the entrance to the kitchen and sits there, watching the stuff in the living room
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 07:52 PM
cringe
19:53
THIS IS INCREDIBLY STUPIT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 08:59 PM
He's sitting in here, arms crossed, sulking
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:01 PM
WELL THAT WAS SOMETHING
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:02 PM
WORST [Peanut gallery] I'VE EVER BEEN TO
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:06 PM
GOTTA GET [cable television] OR SOMETHING ASAP
21:06
I DO WONDER WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT THOUGH
21:07
OR NOT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR 3 SECONDS AND NO LONGER CARE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:08 PM
ANTON WANTED [Physical affection] AND [$#!@]HEAD SPENCER CAN ONLY FUNCTION THROUGH [Gameplay]
21:08
NO YOU WERE RIGHT IT WAS [[STUPIT]]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:14 PM
He starts making a sandwich. There's no ingredience to make anything better than a pb&j. PIPLE CAn:T BE NORM4L AROUND HERE.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:17 PM
[[literally!]] That was a voiceclip of Sera. He points to the sandwich CAN YOU [Manufacture] ONE FOR ME?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:19 PM
I"LL TRY!! NO PROMISES ON IF IT"LL CATCH ON FIRE. Surprisingly, this one is a good deal better. He swaps them.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:21 PM
He's very aware of the swap, but he doesn't speak up about it. Beggars can't be choosers. He smiles up at him, an air of mockery over it. [[Thank you, dear~]]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:21 PM
cringe
21:21
ACTUALLY SUDDENLY I FEEL LIKE EATING BOTH
21:21
HEAHEAHEA
21:22
SAY, THAT ESAU GUY SURE LIKES TO GET UP IN ARMS!! DIDN:T THINK HE WANTED ME [dead or alive] SO BADLY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:24 PM
He puts his arms around his sandwich and looks up at Frozen like a protective dog over his bowl of kibble HE [Care] ME IS ALL [:)]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:25 PM
[ew]
21:25
I"M GOING TO GET BACK AT HIM :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:26 PM
DON'T
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:30 PM
WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]- I WON"T DO ANYTHING MUCH :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:32 PM
WHAT I'M NOT [Spooked]! ! HELL YOU ARE [Objectively] A NON-ISSUE FOR A GUY LIKE HIM HE LITERALLY [Elf on the shelf] YOU HEAHEAHEAH I JUST DON'T WANT [One][Two] OF YOU FIGHTING BECAUSE HE GETS [Joker moments] EASY AND YOU [Go for the throat] AND I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU [Deaded]
21:32
WE DON'T HAVE [$$$] FOR A VIKING FUNERAL FOR YOU! !
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:36 PM
👀
21:37
I THINK IT WOULD BE VERY FUNNY TO SEE HIM GO [joker]
21:37
SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS REAL ENTERTAINMENT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:40 PM
HONESTLY? [0 Stars on Yelp]
21:40
HE ALMOST [Twix bar] ME
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:41 PM
THAT ISN:T A DIFFICULT THING TO DO
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:42 PM
WHAT HE TRIED TO EAT ME, AUSTIN
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I THINK SEVERAL PEOPLE AT THAT CA- :^] I WON"T FINISH THAT. I COULD WIN AGAINST HIM <3
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:45 PM
YEAH RIGHT
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 09:48 PM
WELL [I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet] HEAHEAHEA KIDDING!!! BUT WITH [prep student] I WOULD WIN
21:48
JUST CAN:T DO IT WITH [strength] ALONE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 09:49 PM
WOULD PAY [[At least a dollar]] TO SEE YOU TRY
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 10:08 PM
MAYBE SOMEDAY I"LL [show and tell] YOU SOME [tricks of the trade] FROM MY BIG SHOT DAYS!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 10:13 PM
LIKE WHAT?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 10:26 PM
I HAD TO LEARN A LOTTA STUFF He hums for a second. YOU [never ever] KNOW WHEN YOu"LL BE [cat nap]-D OR HELD AT [point blank] HEAHEAHEA!!! BUT I MEAN, CAN"T BE THAT MUCH [difference] FROM EVERYONE ELSE"S STORY RIGHT??
22:27
I"M SURE YOu"VE HAD A FEW ISSUES IN THE [highlight] DAYS 👀
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 10:28 PM
WHAT WHAT KINDA [Game of Operation] WERE YOU RUNNING
22:35
WORST I GOT WAS SOME [Objection]ERS CAMPING OUTSIDE MY OFFICE
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 10:39 PM
AH
22:40
WELL A GOOD FEW OF US IN THIS [household] TOUCHED THE [after dark] MARKET
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 10:42 PM
OF COURSE! THAT DOESN'T GET YOU [[If you scream I'll shoot you]] IF YOU PLAY YOUR [Cardgame] RIGHT
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 10:43 PM
OKAY WELL GO A BIT BIGGER
22:44
C"MON YOU HAVE A BRAIN. IT WAS BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THE BIG [$!$!] TO HAPPEN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 10:45 PM
WHA WERE YOU A [Mafioso] OR SOMETHING
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 10:51 PM
[Teehee] SOMETHING LIKE THAT
22:52
ANYWAYS!!
22:52
I PASSED THE 5 HOURS WITHOUT VIOLENCE
22:53
CAN:T WAIT TO RUB IT IN HIS FACE!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 10:55 PM
[Wicked] BET YOU WERE [Pickpocketing] SOME CRAZY MONEY! WOULDA LOVED TO [Peep the horror] THAT ALSO RUB IN [Whom] [Facebook]?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 11:06 PM
YEAH IT WAS NO WONDER [Queen] WANTED ME [The Living Tombstone]!!! AND LIKE, EVERYONE ON THE DECK THIS MORNING NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT
23:06
H8 TO SEE ME IN A GOOD MOOD
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 11:07 PM
HMM.
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 11:11 PM
MEANT EVEYONE ON THE DECK WANTED TO SEE ME [commit violence]
23:12
BUT YEAH
23:12
ENOUGH ABOUT ME THAT:S BORING. THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 11:15 PM
LIKE WHAT
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 11:23 PM
🤷 IDK. SERA"S [happy birthday] IS APRIL 17TH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 11:24 PM
OH WE SHOULD GO FOR A [Nightclub] [All out]
23:24
AND/OR GET HIM SOME GOOD [Grass] BET HE'D LOVE THAT
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 11:25 PM
YEAH I TH1NK HE WOULD TOO
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 11:30 PM
YOU ME HIM AND HIS [Double trouble] BOYFRIENDS WE GET THE [[I want to ride my bicycle]] AND SPEND ALL NIGHT OUT AND WATCH THE [Sun vanished]RISE IN HIS WACK [Ash] WORLD (OR UNTIL SOMEONE ENDS UP IN THE [ER/Holding cell] WHICHEVER COMES [1])
23:31
MAYBE ANTON CAN [Tag yourself] ALONG BUT I DUNNO WHERE HE'D FIT IN THE BIKES MAYBE YOU COULD [Ride in the trunk] HEAEHAHEHAHEA
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 11:37 PM
THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLY FUN :^] I WILL [rip and tear] IF YOU TRY TH4T ALSO
23:39
YOU ARE GETTING [way] TOO CHUMMY. WE NEED TO START [Super Smash Bros. Brawl] AGAIN. He pokes Skunkton.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 11:41 PM
He tenses in reflex when he's poked, and stays still looking at Frozen [👁️ 👁️] He pokes him right back
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 11:42 PM
>:^] Pokes him again. THIS WILL GET SO ANNOYING FOR YOU
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 11:47 PM
He looks a bit annoyed, but pokes him back WHAT ARE YOU, [8 ball]? ?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 24-Mar-22 11:48 PM
WELL IT"S BETTER THAN POKING YOU WITH A SAW
23:48
HEAHEAHEAHEA
23:48
OR NOT!!
23:49
ANYWAYS. TIME FOR ME TO [catch some Z's]. DOn"T D1E OUT THERE, [Elder Scrolls]!! 🖕
23:49
🚶
23:50
Goes right to the fucking pipis pile because his room is still messed up. He should work on that.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 24-Mar-22 11:51 PM
GOOD NIGHT SLEEP [Tightrope] DON'T LET THE [Pipis monster] BITE!
23:53
He stands up and stretches, walking after Frozen, but walks past the pipis pile all the way upstairs. Snooze time
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 02:17 AM
Goes to make himself some tea
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 03:07 AM
🍵🚶
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 10:33 AM
Frozen is done working for the day and had made another banger breakfast. He's starting to think his cooking correlates to if people are watching. Cooking anxiety or something.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 10:40 AM
Image attachment
10:41
good morning.
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 AM
watch
10:44
HI
10:44
I MADE CRÊPES
10:44
WANT ONE AND GET JEALOUS OF MY COOKING SKILLS???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 10:52 AM
[idk] if I’ll be jealous but [yes please.] He sits down so cutely
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 10:55 AM
ALRIGHTY HERE IT IS!!!! He sets down two fruit based crêpes one for each of them.
10:56
He is staring intently at Sera.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 10:56 AM
.............. did you [put bugs] in it.
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 11:06 AM
NO!!!! IS IT GOOD???
11:06
... DO YOU WANT BUGS????
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 11:13 AM
I don’t want [bug] that’s why I asked
11:13
He takes a bite.... ok actually this is pretty good [a step up] from [on fire!] cereal
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 11:21 AM
[a step up]???? THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN A STEP!!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 11:32 AM
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 11:46 AM
He walks in, arms raised in the middle of a stretch, and then lazily lets them dangle behind his head GOOD [Morrow]! !
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 11:57 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN [1]???? SKUNK TRY THIS CRÊPE. IT'S GOOD RIGHT??? WAY MORE THAN A STEP UP RIGHT????
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:02 PM
EH? LEMME [Bite maim kill] IT He serves himself one and drizzles some butter and syrup on it before eating. [[Kinda mid ngl]]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:05 PM
I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO TRY THESE
12:05
YOU TWO ARE MESSED UP
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:06 PM
im messed up?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:06 PM
YEAH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:06 PM
I'M PERFECTLY [[Normal, so normal]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:06 PM
please please please [look in a mirror]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:06 PM
ALSO I'M PULLING YOUR [Leggings] IT DOES TASTE GOOD
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:07 PM
THANK YOU
12:07
AND YES I LOOK NORMAL WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS [Batman]???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:11 PM
[hehe]
12:11
no but they are good I’m just [worried] about your head getting bigger
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:14 PM
I HATE YOU
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:16 PM
GOTTA KEEP YOU [Humble beginnings] HEAHEAEHA
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:18 PM
[The Game of Life] ALREADY DOES THAT!!!!!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:22 PM
I can humble you [but only once]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:23 PM
I'LL KEEP YOU HUMBLE [24/7]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:24 PM
I AM GOING TO HURT YOU TWO
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:28 PM
ok do it then
12:28
go ahead
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:28 PM
YOU WOULDN'T [Daredevil]!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:29 PM
☺️
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:30 PM
>:^[ He goes in for the kill, but slows down to not hit the table. It ends up being a soft shove at Sera.
12:30
LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:30 PM
spraybottle
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:31 PM
:^] He catches the water.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:32 PM
GODDAMNIT
12:32
ANYWAY YEAH DO [Go in the dark] IF YOU PLAN ON GOING [[Get him on the throat!]] I DON'T WANNA BE [Collateral] Y'KNOW
12:32
ALSO WHEN ARE WE [ 🎳 ]? ?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:37 PM
OH YEAH BOWLING
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:37 PM
YOU'RE TOO OLD SORRY
12:37
DON'T WANT [collateral] :^]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:37 PM
[Vinny is done work in 4 and a half hours] Uhhhhhhh... how about 7PM [EST]
❤️ 1
12:37
[ 🎳]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:38 PM
OH I'LL HAVE TO MOVE MY IKEA TRIP
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:38 PM
oooo can you get me [new bed frame] when you go?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:38 PM
NO. [$&#@] YOU
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:39 PM
CAN YOU GET ME [Djungelskog]?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:41 PM
He walks over to Frozen.... puts him on top of the fridge, and sits back down at the table.
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:42 PM
.
12:42
:^[
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:42 PM
HEEHAHEAEHAHEA
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:43 PM
📱 HEY SPENCE I JUST GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO DESTROY A BOWLING ALLEY YOU WANT IN???
12:43
🖕 YOU TWO
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:43 PM
C'MOOON! A [Big burly bear] FOR ME! I'LL [Payback]! !
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:44 PM
LET ME DOWN
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:44 PM
I want [ bed frame ]
12:44
Destroy that bowling alley I will [ hurt you ]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:45 PM
LET ME DOWN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:46 PM
GET THE [I was framed] AND THE BEAR AND WE'LL TALK
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:46 PM
LET ME DOWN
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:46 PM
PROMISE US [Goodies]!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:46 PM
do you think he wants down?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:47 PM
I'M [Negotiating] RIGHT NOW HOLD ON
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:47 PM
oh sorry!
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:48 PM
He extends his arms. I'LL TALK AFTER. LET ME DOWN.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:48 PM
🧘‍♂️
12:48
wait heres my impression of you
12:48
sits
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:49 PM
WOW. I AM SO IMPRESSED. NOW DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY BED FRAME
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:49 PM
WELL HERE'S [Tonight's deal or no deal]: YOU GET US THE [Requests] AND WE LET YOU DOWN
12:49
BUT IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE GETTING [Elf on the shelf] AGAIN
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:52 PM
He starts to move in a way that rocks the fridge.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:52 PM
ohhhh noooo
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:52 PM
HEY HEY
12:52
STOP THAT
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:52 PM
if he breaks he buys
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:53 PM
GOOD [Period]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:53 PM
WHAT IF WE ALL DIED HERE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:53 PM
you should see if they sell [magnum] at IKEA
🍆 2
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:53 PM
.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:53 PM
youll die first [shawty]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 12:53 PM
[[I hope you die. I hope we both die]]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 12:55 PM
honestly slay
12:56
his silence [speaks volumes]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 12:59 PM
ACTUALLY IT'S FINE UP HERE. WHATEVER.
12:59
🖕
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:01 PM
WELL IN THAT CASE WE'RE [Settled]! He goes back to eating, making a point of it, like he's moved on from the conversation
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:02 PM
Frozen is playing Candy Crush at top volume.
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:07 PM
Skunkton you look [great] today [btw]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:07 PM
[ 🙄 ]
13:07
OH THANK YOU WHAT
13:07
[Why do you say that]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:07 PM
He leans forward to whisper omg pretend we’re [talkin mad shit]
13:08
also I like giving [compliments]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:09 PM
He makes an exaggerated surprised face, and whispers back ([OMG] YOU'RE SO KIND) (BET HE'S SO [pb&j] OF US)
13:09
whisper whisper
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:09 PM
He has moved onto a gatcha game. He is not good at Candy Crush.
13:10
>:^[
13:11
He falls down face first.
13:11
frozendown
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:11 PM
watch
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:12 PM
DON'T MIND ME.
13:12
[$@$&]ERS
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:16 PM
... YOU WANT [F1]?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:22 PM
NO. I AM FINE. He gets up and starts doing the dishes. NO ONE IS GETTING ANYTHING FROM IKEA
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:23 PM
[[boo_sfx.mp3]]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:24 PM
I WAS WILLING TO FORGIVE THE WHOLE PUTTING ME ON THR FRIDGE AND LAUGHING AT ME. BECAUSE I'M A NICE PERSON. BUT NOT LETTING ME DOWN?? NOTHING FOR YOU TWO.
13:25
IGNORE THAT R
13:25
I'LL GET STUFF FOR EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:27 PM
YEAH RIGHT YOU [Kiss kiss fall in love] US
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:32 PM
cringe
13:32
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME THROW UP I JUST CLEANED THESE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:33 PM
HEAEHAHEAEHA
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:35 PM
spamstanding
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:35 PM
OH HI!
13:35
HAVEN'T [Peeped] YOU AROUND IN QUITE A BIT
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:36 PM
YEAH I WAS [bad coping habits] BUT IM NORMAL NOW
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:36 PM
HAVE A CRÊPE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:36 PM
BUT DON'T [Compliments to the chef]! !
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:37 PM
:^|
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:37 PM
IS IT [poison control]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:37 PM
NO
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:37 PM
OR DOn"T EAT IT
13:37
IDC
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:37 PM
he sits down and begins eating a crepe
13:38
he immediately grabs two more and devors those too
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:38 PM
:^]
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:38 PM
THESE ARE [yum yum I am so full of crepe]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:38 PM
WANT ANYTHING FROM IKEA, SEB???
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:39 PM
HMm..... I WANT [IKEA shark] PLEASE
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:39 PM
GOTCHA!!! WILL DO!!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:39 PM
:D
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:39 PM
WOW I'M SO GLAD WE ARE FRIENDS
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:40 PM
I hate this guy
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:40 PM
HEY PSST He sidewhispers to Seb T(ELL HIM TO GET YOU A [Smorgasborg]) (I MEAN A BEAR) ([Pweese 🥺 ])
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:40 PM
hi Seb!!!! Hi!!!!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:41 PM
COULdS I ALSO GET [bear week] SO THE SHARK HAS [friend request accepted]
13:42
he chirps at sera and leans on his shoulder since he sat next to him
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:42 PM
NO.
13:42
[Blacklisted] ITEM
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 01:42 PM
OK!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:42 PM
frozen won’t buy me [new bed frame] because [hes a hater] He takes Seb’s hand so cutely
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:43 PM
🤢
13:43
🌝
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:43 PM
there he goes again
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:43 PM
GET A ROOM!
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:43 PM
REALLY?? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CRÊPE???
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:44 PM
THIS ISNT EVEN THAT BAD???
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:45 PM
WHY WOULD A SPAMTON BE [public displays of affection] I WILL NEVER KNOW
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:45 PM
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT [Emotions][Clogged]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:46 PM
WHAT THE [heck] DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
13:46
🖕
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:46 PM
OH YOU KNOW
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:47 PM
I [Express lane] MY HATE FOR YOU ALL EVERY DAY????
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:47 PM
I love not being [bitchless ] unlike CERTAIN [freeze pop] people
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:47 PM
I LOVE BEING ABLE TO [Beach party] ANY TIME I WANT WITH EASE UNLIKE CERTAIN [Snow miser] PEOPLE
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 01:48 PM
the [bitch collector ] [ 🦨]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:48 PM
MAYBE I'M TOO GOOD FOR [birch trees]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:48 PM
THAT'S ME!
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:48 PM
I'M ABOVE THAT SORT OF THING
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:49 PM
OH RIGHT LIKE YOU DIDN'T [Enjoy at your convenience] OUR CUDDLE THE OTHER NIGHT
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:49 PM
OUR WHAT NOW
13:49
?????
13:49
cringe
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:50 PM
YOU DON'T [Rember]? ? AND I'M THE [Old goose] AROUND HERE
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:50 PM
GASL1GHT ME AND I'LL K1LL YOU
13:50
D1E IN A DITCH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:53 PM
He frowns, slightly concerned DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT [Memories]? AT THE CASINO?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:53 PM
spamstanding
13:54
I COULDN'T ESCAPE IF I TRIED
13:54
I WAS DYING THERE
13:54
THAT WAS NOT CUDDLING THAT WAS A CHOKE HOLD
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:55 PM
HEAHEAHEA THAT'S HOW I [Cuddle up]! !
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 01:55 PM
cringe
13:55
COULD HAVE FOOLED ME
13:57
ANYWAYS LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. HOW IS EVERYONE.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 01:57 PM
CUDDLY
13:58
[HBU]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 02:03 PM
cringe
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:03 PM
I’m great! I love seeing [love blossoming]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 02:03 PM
I FEEL LIKE K1LLING SOME 145 YEAR OLD
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:03 PM
[ lol ]
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 02:04 PM
[lol]
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 02:04 PM
I AM LEAVING.
14:04
🚶
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:04 PM
[come back.]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 02:05 PM
HEY YOU ADDED [Ten][Five] THIS TIME
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 02:05 PM
NO CHECK YOUR MEMORY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 02:05 PM
IT'S CRISPY CLEAN
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 02:05 PM
WE PRETENDED TO
14:05
OH
14:06
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE RIGHT SURE :^]
14:06
BYE
14:06
🚶
♠️ 4
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 02:06 PM
NO WHAT [[Was it, honey]]? ?
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me BOT 26-Mar-22 02:10 PM
From the doorframe: 🖕
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 02:10 PM
HEAHEAHEHAHEA
14:13
Turning to Sera and SebSO ARE YOU GUYS READY TO [Bowl of soup] LATER? ? ? I HAVEN'T GONE BOWLING IN [Letting the years go by]!
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:16 PM
[yessss] I love [throwing balls]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 02:19 PM
BALL [Busting] WITH YOUR BUDDY'S WHAT MORE COULD YOU [Ask about]? ?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:21 PM
[this guy gets it]
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 02:24 PM
LETS GOOOO
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 02:26 PM
Goes to wash his teacup Morning, folks!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 02:26 PM
HEY
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:26 PM
hi!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 02:28 PM
Big grins Plans for today?
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:29 PM
bowling
14:29
you should come!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 02:34 PM
You guys are going bowling?! Oh that's tempting...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 02:34 PM
COME WITH US! [Tonight, on Saturday Night L-]
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 02:37 PM
[😁]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Well, alright, sure! Sounds like a [blast from the past]!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 26-Mar-22 03:14 PM
he bumps sera's cheek before getting up and heading to the common area
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SERAFINO G. SPAMTON BOT 26-Mar-22 03:29 PM
on god he is heading out there too
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 26-Mar-22 04:13 PM
He's in here making what the fuck on God's green earth to eat
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 04:13 PM
HEY [Shingle]HEAD
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 26-Mar-22 04:16 PM
Tiltins his head at Skunkton while he's making his garbage food [Oreo]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 04:16 PM
WHATCHA [Cookin', good-]?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 26-Mar-22 04:19 PM
He's making what looks like pudding but he keeps adding spice, olives, almonds, mustard and whatever other condiments are in sight It's pudding. The [good shit] kind, why you [wanted poster] some?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 04:21 PM
He's watching Spencer as he crafts his concoction, teeth gently parted. He shakes his head. NO I'M [Never better] THANKS
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 26-Mar-22 04:22 PM
[suit of cards] yourself He's dumping it down his gullet then starts making more, he'll clean up after himself
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Mar-22 04:24 PM
He climbs out through the window to the deck outside and then walks in the front door to slip by the living room and go upstairs without being noticed, because he'd rather not meet a bunch of people today
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Working in the kitchen, just looking around for anything at all to make. He does this a lot, but he likes it
15:42
He settles on bread, because folks go through bread quick enough. Todays the day he finally makes that brioche
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Frozen pops the window open. But still stays outside. HEY :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 PM
:? Oh hey, Frozen.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 PM
MIND PUTTING THE KETTLE ON? SAY, WHAT'RE YA UP TOO??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:03 PM
He does so Makin' bread.
16:04
Actually after this i'm gonna make french toast if you want some.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:06 PM
OH YOU BET I DO!!!! SPEAKING OF PROJECTS. HOT TUB IS DONE. POOL ISN'T.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:07 PM
Hey, why are you doing all this? Don't you hate most of the people who live here?
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:07 PM
I DO BUT ALSO I LIVE HERE.
16:08
I WANT A HOT TUB
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:08 PM
Fair enough, I haven't been in one in ages.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:10 PM
WELL YOU'LL BE IN LUCK HEAHEAHEA!!! IT'S A GOOD ONE!!! ALSO I MEAN ITS SOMETHING TO DO. YOU MAKE BREAD YET THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE WHO HATE YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:11 PM
Oh I am used to people hating me. He smirks as he places a tea towel over the bread to let it rise
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 PM
[omg same] WE ARE TWINNING!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:13 PM
He rubs his chin Ironically, if you weren't constantly getting into [?!@!] with Skunk, we might be able to be friends.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:20 PM
Frozen watches his movements for a while. There were plenty of things he could say. Like mentioning the whole thing that caused the corpse that was sitting outside for a while. But no. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TWO?? WHAT'S YOUR 'THING'???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:22 PM
He helped me out a while back, is all.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:27 PM
DON'T YOU CALL HIM DAD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:28 PM
Yeah.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:28 PM
... HOW OLD ARE YOU????
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:28 PM
I'm forty seven.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:29 PM
OKAY.
16:29
DOES HE CALL YOU SON????
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:30 PM
Nah, but I don't expect him to.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:30 PM
AWESOME. THIS IS ALL VERY FUNNY TO ME.
16:31
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO QUESTION IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:31 PM
Well, it doesn't matter if it's funny to you, does it? He pulls back the tea towel and through the magic of time/space distortion in the void, the dough is risen. He punches it down viciously
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:32 PM
NONE OF IT MATTERS AT ALL!!! WHICH IS WHY I CHOOSE TO BE AMUSED BY IT.
16:32
HAVE A MOM TOO???
spampoint 3
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:33 PM
Why would I have a mom?
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:34 PM
FIGURED IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
16:34
AT LEAST THATS WHAT I'VE HEARD :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:36 PM
He laughs It's a shame you're such a little [?!@!] most of the time, because you are funny.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:36 PM
THANK YOU. I HOPE EVERY DAY YOU WILL HATE ME MORE AND MORE 💙
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:37 PM
Of course! You make quite a fetching fixture on any coat hook in the house.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:42 PM
THANKS!! AND YOU MAKE A GREAT CORPSE!!! WE SHOULD GET TO JOUSTING AT SOME POINT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:44 PM
Oh I know, I make a pretty corpse~ He laughs And i'm almost done carving all the teeth. I'm actually waiting for a friend to get back before we do it. I think he'd enjoy it.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 04:56 PM
OH??? WELL THE MORE THE BETTER!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 04:57 PM
He has begun shaping the bread into a proper loaf, braiding it a little so he can be fancy Yep.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:19 PM
do NOT talk about the casino even if it would be very funny to mention. SO FOR FUTURE REFERENCE. HOW CAN I BE AN EVEN BIGGER MENACE???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Like i'm gonna tell you how to push my buttons, you clod.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:21 PM
AT LEAST THEN YOu'LL SEE IT COMING :^3 GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO GET CREATIVE!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I try to be peaceful, pal.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:23 PM
THIS IS A HOUSE OF [wack jobs]
17:24
There is a devil on his shoulder throwing emojis at him. He is staying strong.
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17:24
PEACE IS BORING
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:25 PM
No, I mean I used to be a real bastard, and I'd like to not go back to that.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:26 PM
He lets out a staged gasp. DOn'T TELL ME YOU WERE WORSE THAN ME??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:27 PM
He puts the bread in the oven, he inhales deeply I come from a whole family of monsters, don't tempt me.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:27 PM
:^] IF IT'S A WHOLE FAMILY TH3N IS IT REALLY ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:28 PM
The bigger you are the more of a monster you are. That's just how it is in my world.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:29 PM
OK WELL LUCKY FOR YOU THAT APPLIES TO THE REST OF THE WORLD IN A NON LITERAL SENSE
17:30
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED? :^3
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:30 PM
Just one, hopefully.
17:30
Although he DID come back from the dead, so.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:30 PM
AW THAT'S CUTE
17:30
WHO??
17:30
AH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:30 PM
Do we all not know this story by now? Strangled my brother.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:31 PM
OH AWESOME. SORRY HE CAME BACK
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Yeah, me too.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:31 PM
WHY STRANGLE???
17:31
He climbs in through the window and gets to drinking that tea.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:32 PM
It's what I had at the... time... He looks down at his hands as he clenches his fists. He can feel the Neo churning inside. Starting to get excited
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:33 PM
WOW. YOU SHOULD CARRY A GUN.
17:33
MIGHT MAKE IT EASIER
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:33 PM
I don't want to kill people, idiot.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:34 PM
WELL JUDGING FROM YOUR TEMPER I THINK YOU SHOULD START WANTING!!! HEAHEAHEA!!!! I STILL HAVE TO PATCH UP THAT WALL.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:35 PM
Watching the bread bake diligently Yeah, I tore a piece of wood off the banister to try and club Cass with it once, too, when he shape shifted. I can't [?!@!] believe he let Saffron teach him how to do that.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:41 PM
HOW ANNOYING RIGHT???
17:42
YOU SHOULD TRY TO HIT HIM AGAIN THE NEXT TIME. NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:42 PM
I'm not going to hit Cassius for no good reason, I don't need to trigger anything.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:42 PM
NO NEED TO BE SCARED :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:44 PM
I'm not scared. It's a matter of self-discipline.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:44 PM
WHY BOTHER??? GENUINELY CURIOUS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:46 PM
I don't want to be some animal that just runs around trying to eat people.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:48 PM
MAYBE IT WOULD BE EASIER TO LEARN TO ENJOY IT. GO OUT INTO A CYBER CITY AND HAVE FUN.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:50 PM
I'd rather not be a mindless animal.
17:53
But what do you know about not being a mindless animal?
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:54 PM
YOU ARE SO RIGHT I HAVE NO IDEA
17:55
TELL ME ABOUT IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I don't really remember much after being cocooned...
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 05:59 PM
OH OK. WELL TO BE FAIR IF YOU'RE MINDLESS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT HUH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 05:59 PM
I don't want to hurt people. I cannot imagine you'd understand what that's like.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:00 PM
YEAH NO. I THINK IT'S SO REFRESHING TO HURT PEOPLE.
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hulksmasher79 27-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Hurt deez
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18:01
Sorry I’ll see myself out
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:01 PM
The oven dings, he pulls the bread out of the oven. It looks really nice!
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18:03
He immediately gathers the stuff to make french toast Yeah, I don't.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:05 PM
SAD!
18:05
WELL EITHER WAY. I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS CHAT. IT'LL MAKE IT A LOT EASIER WHEN I HAVE TO CONFESS THAT I SLEPT WITH YOUR DAD
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18:05
WAIT .
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:05 PM
.... WHat?
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:06 PM
UH
18:06
NICE BREAD :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:07 PM
He grabs a fillet knife from the block and whirls around. He throws it at Frozen, and it slams into the wall, sticking out of it and, narrowly avoiding his face in the process
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:09 PM
YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR DAD'S BOYFRIEND WOULD YOU :^3
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:10 PM
You're lucky that what Skunkton does in the bedroom is none of my business.
18:10
He goes to the knife and grabs it, yanking it out of the wall. It left quite a hole
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:13 PM
pogton
18:13
SURE LOOKS LIKE IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:14 PM
I want my dad to be safe. If he wants to date someone like you, that's his prerogative. All I ask is that you don't hurt him. Without his consent.
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:15 PM
PFFFFFFFT OKAY HEAHEAHEA He is doubled over laughing.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:16 PM
He smiles, and grabs Frozen by the throat, lifting him up and pinning him against the wall
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:16 PM
:^3c
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:17 PM
I really don't want to hurt you, so I won't. He shivers a moment, and his eyes go black and big, he sniffs a little
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 27-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Shouts from the Common Room Don't [Wreck it Ralph] the Kitchen! [Rosario] practically lives [here or there!]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Growling at Frozen Smells like rotten meat He hauls off and throws him at Spencer like a ragdoll
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This Spam is STRAIGHT & CATHOLIC & there is NOTHING you can do about it (maybe) BOT 27-Mar-22 06:19 PM
HEAHEAHEA!!! GOD THIS IS GOOD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:19 PM
Goes back to making french toast
18:25
he calms down, his eyes go back to normal, he sighs. Okay that was a little cathartic
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:58 PM
He is eating cereal. He hopes that Marigold's been doing OK. It's been a while since he's heard, but at the same time he knows that he has to keep up his image. He just wished it didn't have to be that way.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 06:59 PM
You want some french toast?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Oh sure! I'd like that.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:01 PM
He smiles as he prepares some french toast for him, and slides it in front of him with a bottle of syrup. Surprise! It's stuffed with fruit and cream cheese
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:02 PM
He bites into the french toast and gives a pleased noise at the pleasant surprise. Wow, this is really good!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:02 PM
Big grins Thanks, I just baked the bread today.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:04 PM
You baked this bread, really?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Yep! It's my favorite!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Well, you did a great job on it!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Thanks. I'm thinking about investing in a mixer with a dough hook.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Hey, you know... if all else fails you could totally open up a bakery!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:07 PM
Heh... that might be nice.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:07 PM
Well, if you did you'd certainly have me as a customer!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:08 PM
Hey, maybe if publishing my poems doesn't work out.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:08 PM
It's always good to have your options open.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:31 PM
Hears the commotion going on in the den and pinches the bridge of his nose Ugh...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:57 PM
We could just... not deal with it.
19:59
I mean, that's an option right?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 07:59 PM
I suppose so. I do have bigger things to be worried about, after all.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:03 PM
Same here.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:03 PM
We need to figure out when we're going to take care of Saffron
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:05 PM
We do. I can't just sit here while Marigold is out there suffering.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Can't imagine what Saffron's got him doing after that episode with that suit.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:07 PM
I haven't heard from him either... which is concerning.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:08 PM
I haven't heard from any of them. He must have shortened his leash.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:09 PM
...That's not good. To you think he suspects something?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:10 PM
I think the idea of Marigold keeping secrets from him makes him uneasy.
20:10
If someone as dim as Marigold can manage it, then what can Picotee and Amaranth do?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:17 PM
I see. And if one of them thinks to rebel, what about the others?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:24 PM
I don't know how far he's willing to go. I don't... think he'll kill any of his brothers. He has to think he's better than me.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:25 PM
He's killed other people. What makes you think he'd stop there?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:26 PM
The key words here are 'think he's better than me'.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:28 PM
Yeah, I don't think he's better than you at all. I think he's worse than you could be. Especially now, you've improved yourself.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:29 PM
He's easily killed and eaten at least a hundred people, and replaced them with himself wearing their faces, I hope i'm better than him.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Eaten, huh? Yeah... I know you're better than him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:33 PM
We're predators. I'm not a fan.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:35 PM
Yeah... Yeah, I think I heard about this once before... but not much detail.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:35 PM
It's an ad-eat-ad world.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:38 PM
I guess literally, in this case.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Oh yeah...
20:42
... He brings up a pop up and waits a moment ...Marigold's not answering.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:53 PM
...He's not? Should we try again?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 08:57 PM
This phone goes directly into his head... maybe he's sleeping.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:00 PM
I mean, if he’s sleeping then he should be OK, right? I can’t just rush over every time he doesn’t answer, that would make me creepy…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:03 PM
He hangs up I'll try him again later... he might be busy too- His head starts rattling Oh, [speak of the devil]!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Oh!
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Hello? Esau?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Giddy and whispering Esau! Esau tell him I said hi!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:13 PM
He smiles Hey Marigold, it's me, I've got Trasht- I got Joe here.
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Squealing JOSEPH! TELL HIM I SAID HI!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Excited trash man noises.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:19 PM
You know you guys are on speaker... you can just talk.
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:19 PM
JOSEPH! I MISS YOU!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:19 PM
MARIGOLD! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:21 PM
IT'S SO AWFUL HERE! I'M SO SICK OF SAFFRON!! HE'S BECOME SUCH A SHIT!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Oh god! Oh god! What’s he doing?
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:23 PM
The man is acting like a dictator! He won't leave me and Picotee alone! And when he gets angry, he gets hungry!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:26 PM
He hasn't tried... you know... on you guys yet, right?!
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:27 PM
No... but he did try and bite me.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:30 PM
He did WHAT?! Oh his face is red slightly. This makes him angy.
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Oh that's nothing, you should see what he did to Picotee.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:30 PM
WHAT?!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Marigold, what did he do.
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:34 PM
He was really angry and accusatory. He started to change, and Picotee got between us, so he... Marigold whimpers He took a bite out of him!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Holy shit...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Is he okay?!
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:35 PM
....
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I can't see you nodding or shaking your head, Marigold!
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:36 PM
He's okay.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:36 PM
He's starting to turn on his own family now...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:37 PM
We never meant much to Saffron after he got powerful. No wonder his monster is so huge.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:40 PM
As far as he's concerned, he's starting to see you guys as disposable. That's what I was worried about.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Yeah...
21:44
Marigold listen, if he ever starts getting chummy with you for no reason in the house, you leave. I don't care if you have to bite his pretty little face off you run and you come here.
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:53 PM
...Okay.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Please. I don’t want anything awful happening to you!!
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 09:56 PM
I don't want anything awful happening either! But even if something did I can't just drag you into it, Joseph, I love you...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:00 PM
But if he hurt you, I’d never forgive myself either.
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 10:01 PM
I know, but- A loud banging comes from the distance in the call
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Saffron BOT 27-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Oh MARIGOLD my little brother I brought you dinn-
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Marigold BOT 27-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Marigold hangs up
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:02 PM
... He sighs and hangs up
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:03 PM
….He’s in a really bad position right now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:04 PM
They all are, Amaranth's probably drinking like a fish.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:14 PM
He walks into the room, dressed up and mutton choppless…his face is so naked Hiya, guys!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Hey Sau- [cheese and rice] what did you do?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:16 PM
he laughs awkwardly, scratching his bare chin I uh…sh-shaved…
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Holy shit! That’s a new look…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:18 PM
W-well I uh, wanted ta look good for my date tonight… his cheeks start to turn red and gives a little smile
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:18 PM
He smiles Is not bad, it's just different! You look good. Very handsome.
22:18
I know she'll love it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:20 PM
he flushes I-I hope so! …say, uh, ya mentioned before ya knew how to tie a tie real well?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Just a couple, why, you need help?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:25 PM
You’re going to rock this date, I know it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:25 PM
Y-yeah! If ya don’t mind, buddy.
22:26
Were…you guys busy earlier? Ya had kinda a serious look when I walked in.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:27 PM
He smiles and goes to grab his tie, tying a somewhat intricate knot This is called the True Love knot, because it looks like the four ventricles of the heart.
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And... yeah, Saffron is abusing my brothers.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:28 PM
he frowns Is…is there anywhere else they can go? Anything we can do for ‘em?
22:28
Thanks, buddy.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I don't know, they can't stay here... and if we're going to put Saffron in that mourning ring we might need them to be around.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:28 PM
he adjusts his tie and beams as he looks at it for a moment, but then his expression becomes serious again
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Apparently he took a real bite out of Picotee.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:30 PM
he pales Wh-what?! Is he alright? Does J know? he looks about ready to bolt out the kitchen and get his brass knuckles
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:31 PM
I don't know.
22:31
Listen, listen, listen, Saul, don't worry about it, we'll get it settled. You just worry about having a good time tonight, okay?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:33 PM
his brow furrows O-ok but…if ya even smell one whiff of trouble, come get me and I’ll be at your back in a heartbeat. he puts a hand on Esau’s shoulder Ok?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:34 PM
He glances at the hand before smiling Thanks, Saul. Same to you. He pats his hand And I want you to tell me everything about your date when you get back, okay? All the juicy details. And remember if you decide to dance with a rose in your teeth make sure it's de-thorned first, alright?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:36 PM
he blushes…does he know? …nah he can’t, right? He smiles Ehaha, you got it pal. Take care of yourselves.
22:36
he then heads out into the common room
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Waves. He has literally no idea, but he did try to do that with someone he liked when he was learning how to tango. Ow
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:44 PM
We can handle this for now. He deserves a good night out.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:45 PM
I don't know if i'd want Saul to get involved with this anyway... really, I don't want any of you getting involved with my family's bull[?!@!]. At least Esther can turn into a giant robot...
22:45
I... I care about you guys. I don't want to lose anyone.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:47 PM
I know. But I’m also worried that this is something you can’t handle on your own. And you have people who will help, if you ask!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:47 PM
...If I...
22:48
He shakes his head N-No. No. We're gonna seal him in the ring. Esther will seal him in the ring with her Lightner soul and- and everything will be okay.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:50 PM
It doesn’t hurt to have people to back you guys up. I doubt Saffron will go down without a fight, and I’m gonna be honest… I’ve been wanting to try out this bat Marigold got me.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
He goes from looking nervous to smiling I know you are. We just have to bide our time...but we're running out of that. It shouldn't be much longer, though. Once Esther gets everything patched up with her family, it'll be fine.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 10:54 PM
If worse comes to worse, there are other Spamtons here who have a soul that we could try and convince. But... I believe in Esther.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:02 PM
I believe in her, too. He sighs and sits at the table, resting his head in his hands [Cheese and rice], what a mess...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:05 PM
This has been building up for quite a while... I suppose it was only a matter of time before things started getting out of hand.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Things only started getting out of hand when I dragged you guys into this mess. If it wasn't for me, Amaranth never would have found this place and he never would have told Saffron and Saffron wouldn't have sent Marigold... You get it.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:07 PM
But if that never happened, they never would've become happy.
23:08
They just would've been stuck with Saffron. Forever scared.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:09 PM
I suppose this the first step towards fixing things, even if it's hard...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:09 PM
It won't be easy, but nothing worth working towards is, right?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Right... you're right. He smiles
23:12
When did you get so wise?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:12 PM
I dunno honestly. I just... kinda say things and hope they work out and sound smart?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:12 PM
He chuckles Well... ya nailed it that time.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:30 PM
You think so? Heh... it's a good thing too.
23:30
Last thing I want is to give any shoddy advice.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:31 PM
Nah, you're doin' good. And Marigold really seems to care about you.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:45 PM
That's good. I care about him a lot too... he's made me the happiest I've ever been in a long time.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:45 PM
I hope it continues that way, then. You guys are cute together, and I never thought i'd be saying that about my own damn brother. He sighs. He misses Esther. He hopes she's making some progress with her family
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:49 PM
A lot of things have changed for you, huh? Mostly for the better, I hope.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:51 PM
Oh, god, I found this place staggering drunk through an alleyway I thought was leading back to my dumpster... so, yeah i'd say things are better.
23:53
I'm in a way better place... I even managed to reconcile with a bunch of my brothers... and resurrect the one I killed. I wonder where he is.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:57 PM
It sounds like your family is starting to piece itself back together.... sorta. I say that and one of your brothers is going off the walls crazy, so...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 27-Mar-22 11:58 PM
He sighs I just hope things... don't get too awful... before things work themselves out.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 12:01 AM
I hope so too, but from what I'm hearing... things are unraveling, and fast.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 12:02 AM
I know. Esther will be back soon. Everything will be fine. He stands himself up really quick, as if unwilling to think about this any further I'm gonna go out and have a smoke!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 12:04 AM
Sounds good. Enjoy yourself!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 12:05 AM
He leaves
00:05
Bye, Joe!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 12:05 AM
See you, Esau
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:06 AM
He walks in and checks the coffee maker, and starts brewing some more. While he waits, he might as well clean up the place. He does the dishes, cleans the sink and countertops, and even takes a peek at the fridge, seeing what's still good or not. Then, he gets his coffee and nurses it at the table, thoughtful.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Hey, what's up.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:10 AM
Jesus, you scared me Hi trashy, how aee you?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 01:15 AM
I've been doing good, how about you?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:16 AM
I'm good Could be better, but I can't complain, really
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 01:17 AM
Yeah. Things could always be worse, right?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:17 AM
Hear, hear
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 01:18 AM
Though... it's been way too quiet. I can't help but feel as though something's going to happen.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:19 AM
That always seems to happen, right? I do enjoy quiet, though While it lasts, at least It's good. Calm
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 01:21 AM
It helps you get your thoughts into order.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:22 AM
Yeah
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 01:28 AM
Granted you eventually lose your thoughts when things go crazy again, but still.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:30 AM
I hope they don't, then Not for a long time at least I think I better go now, trashy Sorry I couldn't be company for long
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 28-Mar-22 01:31 AM
It's fine. Take care out there.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 28-Mar-22 01:32 AM
See you later. He walks out
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HOT TUB LIVIN' STARTS NOW!!! BOT 28-Mar-22 11:18 AM
After washing up any face doodles Spencer left on him, Frozen enters the kitchen tired as hell. Last night was crazy and awful. This sucks shit. He makes a fairly good breakfast wrap.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Mar-22 12:55 PM
Making coffer <3
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HOT TUB LIVIN' STARTS NOW!!! BOT 28-Mar-22 04:05 PM
He goes through their assortments. He carefully grabs the right ones.
16:05
🚶
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Mar-22 06:46 PM
He climbs in from outside because he was getting wrinkly in that tub and gets himself a glass of water before heading to the living room
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Playerton BOT 28-Mar-22 07:20 PM
He smells red flags in the common area. He’s going to avoid it and find something to eat instead.
19:24
Why does he hear boss music.
19:27
The heart starts dragging him into the common room. He claws at the floor. No!!!
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HOT TUB LIVIN' STARTS NOW!!! BOT 29-Mar-22 12:20 AM
Grabs a pepsi.
00:20
🏃
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 12:59 AM
🥤
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[JFC]
03:46
He climbs out the window. Guess the pipis pile will be closed for the time being...Until they all leave.
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Frozen is back down here after a long night of planning and whatever else that all was. All in all, a great day yesterday and he was not going to let a strange tv mishap ruin his vibes. He turns on the stove and makes a full on continental breakfast with all the works. Jams set out for the bread and everything. Well they didn't have many options for fruits but he still made an effort to cut come melon up. He arranges himself a plate and sits down.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 12:47 PM
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12:47
HI
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WHAT?? SHY ALL THE SUDDEN GET IN HERE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 12:48 PM
I GOT [Discombobulated] YESTERDAY He walks in and starts fixing himself a plate
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??????????? OKAY? He turns on the coffee pot and kettle.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 12:50 PM
WHY DID YOU [Cooking utensils] ALL THIS STUFF WHAT'S THE [Event]? ?
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TURNS OUT OUT THIS SORT OF BREAKFAST IS SUPER [easy mode]. GET SOME BREAD AND [whole wheat grains], COOK SOME [Meat from the hit series Vinesauce] IF YOU HAVE IT, AND CUT SOME FRUIT. LOOKS SUPER IMPRESSIVE BUT IT ISn"T. THAt's WHY IT'S FREE AT HOTELS AND STUFF.
12:53
I'M [testing my abilities]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 12:53 PM
I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T COOK FOR [Shoot]!
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I THINK I SUFFER FROM [Observer effect] COOKING STYLE
12:56
WHAT I CAN'T STUDY UP AND LEARN TO MAKE GOOD FOOD???
12:57
He sets down the coffee and works at the tea.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:01 PM
He grabs the coffee with his nimble little fingies and smells it, but less out of suspicion and more to simply savor the smell. I THOUGHT IT'D TAKE MORE THAN [Top 10 neat cooking tricks] TO GET YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING [[This edible ain't-]]
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I CAN MESS UP AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT IF NO ONE SEES :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:02 PM
SMART He sips on the coffee and eats in silence a little bit
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He lets the calmness fill the air for a bit. He's thinking about that pool... And the new Friday workout sessions. And the pranking. SO!! [Discombobulated]??? WHAT DID YA GO [possum mode]??? TRIP OVER YOUR FEET AND [static] HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:12 PM
BIRD PERSON ALMOST [No touching] ME SAID THEY WANTED TO [["May I e###ine you? There i# no ##ame in d###ing my desire#."]]
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DOn"T YOU L1KE THAT SORT OF THING???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:16 PM
? ? ? NOT OUT OF [Nothing]! !
13:16
BUY ME DINNER FIRST
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HEAHEAHEA!!!! I THINK I SAW THAT [bird brain] AROUND [our house] WHEN I WAS WORKING OUT WITH FIORE!!! WELL THE [Full House] HAS BEEN [Shhhh] SO I THINK YOu'RE [good to go]???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:23 PM
YEAH [[I sure hope it does]]! ! WHO'S FIORE
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OH!!! THE ONE I INTRODUCED YOU TO YESTERDAY!!!
13:25
WELL YOU TO THEM
13:25
WE WORK ON [untitledproject] AND STUMBLE ACROSS EACH OTHER AT HOME DEPOT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:29 PM
WHAT [Was it], A PLUGBOY? CUTE CRITTER SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE NOT [Empty friend list] AFTER ALL HEAHEAHE
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HE AND I HAVE BEEN BUDS FOR A WHILE!!
13:30
LISTEN. I TRY TO KEEP MY SOCIAL LIFE AWAY FROM THIS PLACE
13:31
HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO MY FRIENDS THAT I [male living space] WITH OTHER VERSIONS OF ME.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:34 PM
YOU DON'T
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OK BUT IF A [Invite your friends] CAME HERE THEY WOULD SEE ALL OF YOU. I WOULD RATHER EXPLAIN IT [ahead of the game]
13:39
I CAn"T RECAL HOW MANY FRIENDS [you spampoint] HAVE INVITED HERE SO I THINK I WIN.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:40 PM
I DON'T HAVE ANY
13:40
WELL THERE'S [🦇] BUT HE DON'T COUNT
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WOW ALL THESE [benches] AND NO FRIENDS!!!! HEAHEAHEA!!! YOu'RE [Forever alone meme]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:43 PM
He is unimpressed.
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WOW NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 29-Mar-22 01:45 PM
Sera sends frozen a text message only reading “ho t tub”
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📱 if we did that we would literally never leave the tub. we should do that
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:48 PM
WHO'S THAT?
13:48
He flicks his chin at Frozen's phone
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YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TEXTING ME
13:48
HERE
13:49
He hands him the phone to watch the video.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:49 PM
HEHE WE SHOULD DO THAT
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THAt'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! WE CAN COOK UP A BUNCH OF [finger licking good] FOODS AND PUT THEM IN A BOWL IT'LL BE GREAT. WATCH IT SPIN. He finishes his meal and goes to the counter. WANT ANY MORE FROM UP HERE???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 01:53 PM
NO I'M [👍]
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GREAT. GUESS I'LL SARAN WRAP THIS ALL FOR THE NEXT [Slapmot]
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 03:55 PM
he entered the kitchen, waving to Skunkton and Frozen as he went to fix some coffee Mornin’!
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👋
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 03:55 PM
MORNING!
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:00 PM
he was grabbing some mugs and held one up for them Want [asmr coffee house ambient music cafe relaxation 10 hour .mov]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:00 PM
WE'VE BEEN HAVING [Fast breaking]! ! THANKS THOUGH
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YEAH, FEEL FREE TO CHOW DOWN THOUGH
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:06 PM
he sees the food, very impressed Wow! A [five star breakfast buffet] over here! Who [got it made in the shade] this?
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THE ONE AND ONLY :^] ME
16:06
OR ONE OF MANY. TECHNICALLY
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:07 PM
…. he eyes the food cautiously
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:07 PM
HE CAN'T DO IT ON [Cmd prompt] THOUGH SO DON'T ASK FOR MORE
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GO ON. EAT
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:11 PM
…. he looked at Skunkton to see if he ate some of the food before making a plate
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:17 PM
He has very obviously eaten as evidenced by the rests of food lying on the corners of his teeth and the fact that he's been gnawing on a piece of toast for the past 5 minutes
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:20 PM
decides to chance it and takes some food to put on a plate Any [man with a plan] for today you two?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:20 PM
NO THINK I'M GONNA [Crack open] SOME [Lead-based pigmentation] AND TAKE IT FOR A SPIN
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I GOTTA GET THAT GODDAMN POOL DONE
16:22
[HBU]???
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
Well, I gotta do some [women be shopping] today, need to get a [thank you for not smoking] gift for a… friend. he cleared his throat, his cheeks a little rosier than usual
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:26 PM
He looks at Frozen and wiggles his eyebrows when he answers Spamtoon A ~FRIEND~ HUH
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WOW YOU HAVE A FRIEND??? Turns to Skunkton. UNLIKE SOMEONE HERE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:27 PM
WHATCHA THINKING OF [Grifting] THEM
16:27
Kicks Frozen under the table
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A
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:29 PM
he turns red, trying to pour some coffee without being embarrassed Not sure, but they like [it’s not old it’s an antique] so that’s all I’ve got to [the show must go on]…
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OH THAT'S EASY THEN!!! LOT'S TO GO OFF OF!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:32 PM
[Ancient artifacts] HUH WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:34 PM
he looked at the both of them Do either of you [know before you throw] an [it’s not old it’s an antique] store?
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NOT OFF THE BAT. THIS [grandpa] MIGHT. JUST A NORMAL STORE FOR HIM AFTER ALL HEAHEAH
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Kicks you kicks you kicks you
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After getting you that bear this is how you treat me? Smh
16:36
Can't kick back because his legs aren't long enough but he's taking it like a champ.
spampoint 3
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:37 PM
That's what you get for being mean to me
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No more Frozen patented breakfasts for you. Die.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:38 PM
WELL I [Don't you know?] BUT NOW I'M NOT TELLING NOW
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ALL THE [Antique Road Show] GOT DESTROYED!!! SAD!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:41 PM
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE STILL [Open up shop] BUT YEAH I KNOW A PLACE
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🤢
16:42
🌝
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:42 PM
WHAT?
16:43
OH BECAUSE I CAN'T [The Social Network] ANYONE JUST BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE [Friendship bracelet] OUTSIDE OF HERE
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BRING BUSINESS INTO YOUR HOOKUPS
16:43
ALSO THAT HEAHEAHEA
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:43 PM
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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IT'S YOU.
16:44
ANYWAYS [spill the beans]
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 04:45 PM
he perks up You [do that thing you do], Skunk?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:46 PM
I DO MANY THINGS, [Saturday morning cartoon]
16:47
SHE WAS MY [Temporary Secretary] FOUND OUT SHE [[I quit!]] TO OPEN UP AN ANTIQUES STORE WALKED PAST IT ONCE [Dainty][Empty][[SAD!!]]
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THINK SHE WAS [big brained] FOR THAT [power play]!!! I'D H8 WORKING FOR YOU TOO!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:52 PM
I KEPT HER FOR [730 days]! THAT'S [Length: long] THAN ANY OTHER PA I'VE HAD THEN
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MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD FOR HER
16:52
[my condolences]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:56 PM
SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE [Thumbs up] IT
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IT IS VERY EASY TO [lies and deception]
16:57
WAS SHE PAID WELL???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 04:57 PM
OBVIOUSLY
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THERE YOU HAVE IT!!
16:59
IF I WAS [$$$] WELL AND HATED MY BOSS I'D [charades] EVERYTHING WAS GREAT TOO!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
RIGHT
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:^]
17:06
NOW STOP KICKING ME @$$HOLE
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 05:08 PM
he looked over at Skunkton Is [this must be the place lo fi remix.mp3] over in your [a dimension of space and time: the twilight zone]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 05:15 PM
NEVER [:)] WHERE ELSE WOULD IT BE
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 05:16 PM
?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 05:17 PM
WHERE ELSE WOULD [Antiquities stores near me] BE
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 05:20 PM
he took a sip of coffee Would you [mind your manners] taking me [there she goes again lyricstuck amv] after [breakfast the most important meal of the day]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 05:20 PM
SURE WE'LL MAKE A [Field trip]! !
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 05:43 PM
he smiled, relieved and also a little excited that he might be able to find something for Carnation Thanks, pal!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 05:44 PM
He flicks his chin at FrozenWANNA COME [+1]? ?
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UH. SURE
17:59
Why the hell are these people asking him to come what the. He will do everything in his power to cause mayhem if he is left unchecked.
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:08 PM
he eats his breakfast, wondering what type of antiques Carnation liked. He had a music box, which Spamtoon was currently holding onto for him, but what else would he like that was similar. He was chewing and lost in thought, he really wanted this to be special to thank Carnation for everything he had done for him
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:20 PM
He is here now! He heads straight for the fridge. HE<Y TOONY! GOOD TO SEE YA!
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:21 PM
J walked into the kitchen, immediately recognizing the familiar aura. His whole face lit up. Grover!!
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:23 PM
he looked up and beamed at Grover, whom he felt like he hadn’t seen in ages Hey Grover!!!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:23 PM
He turns around quickly. There is a slice of pizza in his mouth. !!! He runs over and hugs J! Then he heads to spamtoon and bends down to hugs him too!
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:24 PM
J hugged him back tightly, laughing. Oh I missed you a lot! So much has happened!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:25 PM
He takes the food out of his mouth. GOSH I MISSED Y A LL TOO! he sits at the table. WHAT S NEW?
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:26 PM
He descided to just go with it and lay everything out. Okay, I'll start with big news - I got myself a date!
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cringe
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:28 PM
Grover slams is hands on the table. He is beaming YES WHO ??? ???
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:29 PM
J blushed a bit nervously. Ssssoooo you remember Esau's brothers right?
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:30 PM
he laughs, not expecting a hug Good to [I’ll believe it when I see it] you, pal!!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:30 PM
…WHICH ONE…
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:30 PM
he then greeted J, just now noticing he was here Hi J!
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THE FREAKSHOWS???
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Hi toony! The blue one. Picotee. Gosh he's incredible...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:32 PM
he breathed a sigh of relief. Picotee was cool. It’s all good. Phew. You never know, in this house. GOD, [Congradulations!]
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Thank you! The bad news would be that Saffron is still out here.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:33 PM
YOU GOTTA HELP ME GET MORE OF THAT TEA, THEN. THAT STUFF S MAGICAL.
18:34
WELL… THAT DOESN T SURPRISE ME… he shudders.
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:34 PM
Which one in particular?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:34 PM
OH, I WAN N A TRY THEM ALL! IT S FASCINATING!
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Oh, okay! Maybe later, alright? When saffron is dealt with.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:35 PM
he clears his throat. I MET CARNATION LAST WEEK. …WHAT S GOING IN WITH THAT?
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:36 PM
Carnation... Well. He's back, apparently. Not really evil also. I'm just... Ugh, I don't like him, I won't lie.
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:37 PM
drinking his coffee and sweating
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:38 PM
But I've got to give him a chance. After all I sense when he lies. He wasn't.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:38 PM
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM, TOONY? I THINK HE S KINDA NEAT. I LIKE MUSIC AND [Antiquing].
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:40 PM
he chokes on his coffee, hacking and wheezing loudly
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
WHO<A, YOU OKA Y THERE BUD? He darts up and grabs a towel
18:43
cleans up spilled coffee
18:43
and pats spamtoon on the back
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
J looked at them worriedly, walking up to the fridge and preparing himself a snack. He knew he couldn't really help there.
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:46 PM
he nodded, trying to clear his throat M’good, I’m good…!
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:47 PM
J began putting together his favourite snack - an eclair, with some slices of spam on top, as well as sauerkraut and raisins. He did it three times, before walking over and putting plates in front of them. Snack?
cringe 3
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:47 PM
…ANYTHING IN YOUR MIND?
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Yarrow 29-Mar-22 06:47 PM
On*
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:49 PM
Meanwhile J himself sat down at the table, biting into his food. Tasty.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:49 PM
OH, OH MY GOSH!! He is dumbfounded FOR ME? REALLY?
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:50 PM
J nodded. Yep! This is my favourite!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 06:53 PM
He takes a bite. Sweet! And Tangy! He doesnt like spam, but that part’s easy enough to ignore. This aint half bad. He finishes it. GOSH, THANKS!
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:54 PM
J was also done with his pretty soon. You're always welcome, Grover!
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 06:55 PM
he was bright red, he wasn’t sure what to tell either of them about Carnation, especially since everyone was still suspicious of the Addison. But he was so nice, and thoughtful, and went out of his way to help Spamtoon remember the good times, and he was han—nonono scratch that they were friends. Just friends. Pals. Buddies. Amigos. Totally. Well, uhhh….
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🚶
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Spamton J BOT 29-Mar-22 06:56 PM
J looked at Toony for a few long seconds, pondering.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Lifts his head up AAH WHAT A [Refurbishing] NAP
18:56
READY TO GO?
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Thank internet Jesus for Skunkton. He stood up and laughed nervously Well I better [banana splits completes series dvd boxset]! Gotta [is running good for you, 4 out of 5 doctors say] an errand with Skunkton here!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 07:05 PM
NO I CAN WAIT FOR YOUR [Love at first sight] EXPOSÉ
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:06 PM
OH? WELL, OKA Y! HAVE FUN!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Enters the kitchen Hey ya'll- GROVER! He gives a big grin
19:07
Buddy ol' pal!
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 07:08 PM
he almost falls over as Skunkton mentioned “love” URK!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 07:08 PM
HEAEHAHEHA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:09 PM
He immediately runs over to Grover and picks him up right off the ground in a squeezing hug :D!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Mar-22 07:10 PM
Pats Toons on the shoulder twice and stands up LET'S GO THEN
19:10
🚶‍♂️
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Spamtoon BOT 29-Mar-22 07:13 PM
he quickly waves to everyone anxiously BYEJBYEGROVERBYEFROZENBYEESAU!!! ^he then power walked out of the room glowing bright red*
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:13 PM
$WHEEEEEEEE! BYE SPAMTOON!
19:14
AHEHAHEY ESAU!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:17 PM
He puts him down and pats his shoulder Is this another one of your visits or are you gonna stick around for a while?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:20 PM
He smiles. I M GONNA BE HERE A WHILE! GONNA UNPACK LATER. I GOT THE OK A Y TO WORK FROM... "HOME..." He coughs. AND I SAID BYE TO REUBEN EARLIER! I M REALLY HAPPY TO BE BACK.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:20 PM
That's fantastic! Hey did you mention me? I gotta know! Did you talk about meeeee?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:26 PM
He nods. I DID! I TALKED ABOUT PRETTY MUCH [Everypony!] [%^&$]. EVERY [Buddy.] EVERYBODY. HE IS REALLY INTERESTED IN THIS SPAMTON CHAMBER! HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN INTO THE OCCULT, IT WAS SURPRISINGLY EASY TO BE HONEST ABOUT THIS FREAKY PLACE. IT WAS A HUGE RELIEF, [Honestamente]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:28 PM
That's incredible! He sounds like a real keeper! He waggles his eyebrows playfully before going to make a cup of coffee
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:30 PM
AH, MAKE ME SOME TOO
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:32 PM
Does so Man I have... been doing so much cooking since you left.
19:32
The other day I baked a loaf of brioche. I made stuffed french toast!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:34 PM
THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:35 PM
Right? Like... it's something I can do for the house. Everyone needs to eat. He slides him a cup of coffee
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:35 PM
Slurp
19:38
WE SURE DO! AND LOOK! J MADE ME LUNCH! I FEEL SO LOVED! He gestures to the monstrosity.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:40 PM
..... I mean. It's definitely food! He laughs
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:40 PM
I KNOW HUH!!! :D
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:43 PM
He slowly stops laughing and sits across from him at the table I missed you, buddy. I know Saul will be thrilled to see you, too.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:48 PM
YEA<H! I L L HAVE TO CATCH UP WITH HIM TOO! ...SO, I WAS TALKING TO J, AND... I HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR BROTHERS IS... UM... INTO SPAMTONS...??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:49 PM
He groaned Yeah, Picotee is dating Jay... and Marigold is dating Trashton now too, apparently. Thats' a thing that's happening.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:54 PM
WELL. GOOD FOR THEM. He sips his coffee.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:55 PM
Yeah. I mean, I am happy for them, to be honest. I thought I was really going to hate it. Like, frothing at the mouth hatred but... i'm weirdly okay with it? Marigold is even turning over a new leaf. It's wild. He hasn't tried to thrall anyone since him and Trashton hooked up.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:56 PM
I THINK THIS IS TURNING OUT OKAY, ACTUALLY. I KNOW IT MUST BE... SUPER AWKWARD FOR YOU... SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Honestly it could be worse. It could be a LOT worse. He grins So i'm grateful it's not! Once we seal away Saffron so he can't cause anymore mayhem, we'll be fine!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:03 PM
I AM SO HOPEFUL THAT IT GOES WELL. ...OH! I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:03 PM
Me? He grins
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:06 PM
He roots around in the pockets of his cargo shorts and brings out a slimy, orange mess of plant matter.
20:06
...Oh...
20:06
...OOPS...
20:07
He 'unfolds' the plant. It is a Bird of Paradise. Badly squished, but still colorful.
20:07
...PRETEND I DID N T CRUSH IT
20:07
I FIGURED ID BRING MY FAVORITE PLANT
20:07
SINCE YOU HAVEN T SEEN THE LIGHT WORLD
20:08
He slides the flower across the table.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:10 PM
He gasps a little, and looks at the flower. He's absolutely floored, and smiled brightly at him Grover, this is incredible! It's beautiful! I can't wait to put this in a pot! And I have something to tell you, too! He looked around a little, before lowering his voice I did see the Light World! I went there! I was human! Just for a couple hours but I had a soul!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:12 PM
He was sipping coffee, and it dribbles out of his mouth back into the cup. ...BWUH...
20:12
...NO WAY!>!??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:13 PM
Esther gave me her soul! Just for a couple hours but Grover... it was incredible. I was in a car park and there were no lights and I could see the stars and constellations. I was human, I had human skin and hair and I was taller! Pretty hot, too. He laughs
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:20 PM
THAT S [Increíble]!! Grover laughs heartily. I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!! He sighs. GOSH. ITS AMAZING THAT ESTHER DID THAT FOR YOU. SHE S THE BEST. I V E GOTTA CATCH UP WITH HER TOO.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:21 PM
I know she would be SO happy to see you. He's beaming, just thinking about it last night
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:34 PM
He gets up, circles the table, and pats Esau's shoulder. THAT S A MIRACULOUS EXPERIENCE. YOU TREASURE THAT :D
20:34
WELL, I M GONNA GO UNPACK.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Godspeed, Grover! And hey, don't think I've forgotten about the jousting! I'm almost done carving the teeth!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 29-Mar-22 08:37 PM
He grins wide. I REALLY, REALLY WANNA JOUST. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!
20:38
He leaves.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 29-Mar-22 11:04 PM
He immediately grabs a large glass and fills it with water, placing the flower into it and carrying it to his and Esther's room
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:02 AM
J is still in the kitchen. Must've spaced out for a while there
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Saul hey Saul I gotta tell you something!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:07 AM
He steps inside What is it, buddy? he then sees J Hiya, kiddo!
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:07 AM
J got a bit startled, but smiled. Hey dad, hi esau!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Okay, okay- so long story short the other day, I saw the Light World. I was in it!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:08 AM
he blinks ...light world?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:08 AM
J whistled. Cool! Congrats!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:09 AM
You know... your world! Where the Lightners are!
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:09 AM
he casually strolls in here and starts to make some food. what would frozen make? He decides to make a buffalo chicken gyro.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:09 AM
🦇
03:09
Hiiii~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:10 AM
he nods I think so...so ya managed ta visit it? That's rad! he eyeballs the gyro and his stomach growls 'Sup Sera!
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:10 AM
cringemoment @ Sera
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:10 AM
I was human!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:11 AM
You were...human? But then...what does that mean?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:11 AM
You got a soul? That's possible?
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:11 AM
the gyro is. coming out bad. Its because people are watching. the chicken starts to burn in the skillet.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Esther let me borrow hers!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:12 AM
Hiii! Ohhhh~ thats [fun fun fun!] cringe @ “Frozen”
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:12 AM
Oh yeah? How did it feel? Cuz for me it mostly feels like back pain and discomfort in my guts, ehahaha... he only watches the gyro more
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:13 AM
despite the rough start he manages to salvage the gyro with a shit ton of buffalo sauce. Its not the best but hey its edible
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:13 AM
It was incredible! I saw stars! Real ones!
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:13 AM
he turns towards the conversation and listens in
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Huh...makes me wonder...if I didn't have a soul would I be just like you guys?
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:14 AM
he also casually puts the gyro down in front of Saul on "accident".
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:14 AM
Esther turned into a puppet.
03:14
It was like we swapped places.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:14 AM
His eyebrows shoot up, he doesn't break eye contact with frozen as he slowly reaches for the gyro...
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:14 AM
he nods, stepping back
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:15 AM
J smelled the gyro. That's cool. Is someone cooking? Smells great!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:15 AM
He tried to avoid Frozen as much as possible, buuut... ... Hey Frozen...
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:15 AM
I WAS. WOULD YOU LIKE [food source] AS WELL? I AM IN MY [nice era] NOW.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:16 AM
he wolfs down the hole thing in seconds getting sauce all over his face and hands Welf thas cool! Maybe we could try it for funf thometime!
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:16 AM
HEY THERE [shakespear] WHATS HANGING :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:16 AM
Where'd you get that bracelet?
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:16 AM
BRACELET?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:16 AM
🌝
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:17 AM
he lifts up his hand I GOT IT DURING [shop til you drop] OF COURSE. DOESNT IT COMPLIMENT MY [color palette swap]?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:17 AM
J looked confused. Frozen is here?
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:17 AM
pogton
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:17 AM
☺️
03:17
Teehee
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:17 AM
He cleans his face Yeah! Frozen is here cookin stuff... he gives J a puzzled look Can't ya...see his like, aura or somethin?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:18 AM
That's from one of Saffron's designer lines... where did you buy it?
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:18 AM
WHO IS THAT?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:18 AM
I mean. There's no frozen in this room. Only me, dad, esau, sera and Cassius.
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:18 AM
SAFFRON IS [cooking sp-
03:18
pogton
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:18 AM
...
03:19
the hamster wheel is turning
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:19 AM
😊
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:19 AM
WHAT ARE YOU [three blind mice]?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Oblivious
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:19 AM
He growls Cass. Are you doing it again?
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:19 AM
HAHA I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE [late night talk show] ABOUT
03:19
he is slowly inching towards sera
03:19
he also has his video feed to saffron going
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:20 AM
What's wrong? Did Cass do something?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:20 AM
he looks back at "frozen" then to J, then at "frozen" then J. Then back to J then back to "frozen"
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Are you actually giving Saffron money now?!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:20 AM
...ohhhhhhh
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"I AM DOING A [brother printer] CHECK-IN. SHOWING [support role] TO ONE ANOTHER" BOT 30-Mar-22 03:20 AM
I STILL DONT [understand the concept of love] WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT [elvis impersonator] AHEAHA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Cassius!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 AM
He pats J on the shoulder Cass is just doin' his lil impersonation trick right now. Ehahah
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 AM
:3c
03:21
YOU [caught in 4k] ME
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Ain't he a stinker? Ehahaha
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Oh okay. Phew I thought this was bad. Haha.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Don't you know how dangerous Saffron is, Cass?!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:22 AM
[He’s so talented~]
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:22 AM
Wait he's with Saffron?!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:22 AM
Ya know, sometime ya outta turn into me and then do a backflip. Live out my dream.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:22 AM
HOW [bad he be] HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE ME PAY A SINGLE [kromer] FOR THIS [bangle]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:22 AM
He's USING you! Like he does everyone else!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:22 AM
he turns towards saul and gives him a thumbsup YOU GOT IT [friendship is magic]
03:23
NO WAY HE EVEN GOT ME [free meal with every visit] IT WAS N- OH I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT HUH~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:24 AM
You went to his tower?! Are you crazy?!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:24 AM
he is right next to sera now
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:24 AM
He so casually is getting a Capri sun
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:24 AM
I GOT [vip access] AND EVERYTHING IT WAS [fun fun fun]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:25 AM
He's got a tower? Why don't we get a tower??? Damn, we never get the nice stuff.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Lets build one!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:25 AM
This isn't happening. This isn't happening. Cass could have been telling Saffron anything about the house. Oh fuck ...I doubt anything I say is going to change your mind about him but remember that loose lips sink ships, pal.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 AM
DON'T WORRY I DIDNT SPILL THE [amogus beans] TO HIM OR ANYTHING ABOUT THE CHAMBER HERE IT WAS JUST [good will hunting] his hand is behind his back he is crossing his fingers sooooo much right now
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 AM
J sat at the table with a heavy sigh. Why do I even try gosh darn it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Ooh, then lets build a pool, then we can totally jump outta the tower and into the pool...
03:26
Son, language.
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Sorry dad.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 AM
I NEED [enrichment activities] YOU KNOW !
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 AM
...just kiddin ehahahahah he pats him on the back
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 AM
SINCE YOU WONT [the ultimate chase] WITH ME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:27 AM
What? You wanna chase? You wanna DANCE?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Hes like a [hamper] Ooooo let’s build a [slide to the left] into the pool
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:27 AM
pogton
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:28 AM
He's getting pissed, it looks like veins are bulging in his arms, but it's his strings pressing against the inside of his skin
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:28 AM
he blinks We havin' a dance party?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:28 AM
J frowned. You are a liar, cassius. What did you tell Saffron about us.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:28 AM
he looks over at sera with a look
03:28
SERA EVACUATION MEASURES ACTIVATE
03:28
he holds out his arms
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:28 AM
OH NO YOU DON'T!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:28 AM
NO YOU DON'T!
03:29
He tackles Cass
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:29 AM
Jumps into his arms
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:29 AM
shrugs, grabs a ramen packet out of the cabinet
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:29 AM
he dodges out of the way and catches sera, running backwards towards the common area [SO LONG FOLKS]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Ohhhh~ where are we going ~?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 AM
He misses. His eyes turn black I thought you wanted a chase, you clod!?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 AM
YES THAT IS WHAT WE ARE DOING!
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 AM
J tried to tackle him as well but missed by a hair, sighing.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 AM
he runs away
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Byeeee~!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Roars and follows
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:31 AM
J got up, dusted himself off and walked back to Saul. He was useless in a chase.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:31 AM
...unwraps the ramen packet and starts eating it dry So uh...what was that all about?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:32 AM
J sighed. Apparently cass ratted us out to Saffron, at least this is what I figured. Means we're like... 70% more likely to die. Can I get ramen too please?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:33 AM
he chokes on his ramen Wh...really? Damn...thought he was cool... he then grabs another packet Ya want yours moist or dry?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Yeah... This sucks. I'll get it moist please. Also maybe extra spice?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:35 AM
he nods, setting out a pot of water to boil and then grabbing some tabasco from the shelf So...how have ya been doin' kid? It's been a lil while...
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:36 AM
He walked up to him, smiling. I was doing alright. And you?
03:37
Sorry I didn't talk to you for such a long time.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:39 AM
he thinks about his date last night...and blushes I-I've been doin great! Aw don't worry bout it kiddo, ya got a busy life, specially now that ya got a boyfriend! Ehaha. he ramen finishes boiling, he gets a bowl and puts the ramen in and puts a healthy amount of tabasco in it, then hands it to J with a fork Here ya go, kid!
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 AM
J grabbed some chili pepper flakes, took the plate, smiling, and dumped the whole thing in. He also added half a bottle of sirracha and whole black peppers, sitting the plate on the table and going to the fridge. To the hellish mix he added marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup and sprinkles, as well as some of his favourite pickles. Thanks, dad. How are things going with miss Midnight?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Whoa, would ya like some ramen with your hot sauce? Ehahaha... his cheeks then turn more red ...g-good...real good...he feels the envelope in his pocket and smiles
03:44
I uh, finally gave her the cookies and flowers and stuff...she seemed ta like 'em...
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Oh, great! Congratulations! He began consuming the ramen, stopping for a bit after the first spoonfull, and adding sliced lemon with the skin. Perfect.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 AM
he watches with rapt interest, tilting his head Mind if I try a bit?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 AM
He grinned and pushed the plate a bit closer to him. Go ahead, dad!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:52 AM
He takes a small bite...then soon enough his whole body turns red. He swallows and it feels like sandpaper on his throat. His eyes water. His tongue feels like it was just grilled on a barbeque. He bangs a fist against the table. He wheezes. ...tAstEs GrEaT, KiDdo...
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:54 AM
J grinned. Really? Thanks dad! Just.... Uh... Make sure you don't eat more kay? He slowly took the plate back, smiling apologetically.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:55 AM
...Don't worry kid, it's all yours he then munches more in his ramen, trying to get the spiciness out of his mouth
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:56 AM
J smiled. he felt a bit bad - to him ramen was great, but not to his dad apparently. He soon ate the whole bowl.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 03:57 AM
he finishes his ramen Ya got real interestin taste, kid. That's pretty cool, I think.
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 03:59 AM
He blushed a bit awkwardly. Really? Most think it's weird. You're the second person to tell me it's cool...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Aw, "weird" usually just means you're cool in a brand new way...The second person?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 04:01 AM
He nodded, sighing. Yeah, I mean like, ever...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Aw, kid. You're one of a kind, in an awesome way. he ruffles his hair gently
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 04:02 AM
He heard the scream outside and turned to the window, startled.
04:02
W-what was that?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 04:03 AM
he shrugs Eh, I'm sure it's fine. Folks scream all the time here...
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 04:04 AM
J sighed. Yeah you're right... It's not Saffron at least.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Welp, kid, I think I'm gunna head back ta my place and practice some guitar, seeya later! he gets up and leaves the room
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 04:07 AM
He waved him goodbye. Alright! Bye dad!
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 04:18 AM
He wonders how Esau is doing while munching on a Carolina reaper pepper.
04:20
It tastes like 2.2 million SHU. Tasty.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 04:59 AM
Trashton walks in. Oh, hey J. What’s up?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:09 AM
J smiled at him. Oh hey Joe. Nothing much, except Cass is... Ugh. He threw one more pepper in his mouth, chewing it.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:14 AM
he clips through the ceiling
05:14
SUP
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:18 AM
J flinched, pinching the bridge of his nose. Okay. Uh. Hello.
05:22
I see you talked. ... want a pepper?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:23 AM
YES!
05:24
AND I [clarifying solution] STUFF WITH ESAU ITS ALL [peaches and cream] NOW
05:24
he gets a glass of water to bring back upstairs with him
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:25 AM
J handed him two. Here ya go. They're carolina reapers.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:25 AM
HELL YEAH
05:25
he chomps them down, steam flowing from his mouth soon after
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:26 AM
J grinned. How do they taste?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:26 AM
THE REAL FUN IS WHEN ITS TIME FOR THE PEPPERS TO [evacuate the dancefloor] BUT THAT WILL BE A SEB PROBLEM
05:26
LIKE THE SUN! I LOVE IT
05:27
THANKS FOR THE [spice girls]! I GOTTA HEAD BACK NOW THOUGH !
05:28
he clips back through the ceiling
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:29 AM
Yeah they're great! I recommend dipping it in like apple cider vinegar. Bye cass!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Bigstand
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:03 PM
J turned towards Greedton. Oh, hello.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Jesus Christ
17:04
Sorry I didn't see you there Hi
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Eh, it's okay! Hello.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:04 PM
I'm making coffee for the boys in the living room, do you want a cup?
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:04 PM
He hummed. Yeah. Thank you, this is nice of you. ... could you add something to it though?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Sigh. He has an idea of what's to come Depends. What.
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Uh... Hot pepper flakes. To keep it slightly spicy.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:07 PM
Absolutely not. That is a food crime and you will never force my hand to do that And you should feel bad for having asked me that I can put them on a slice of bread with olive oil and salt if you want
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:08 PM
J blushed awkwardly. But- it's tasty! I made ramen with them the other day. ...but alright. Thank you.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:10 PM
On ramen? Sure, I can see it Ramen isn't edible anyway so who cares You don't put pepper flakes in beverages, honey Or sweet things, for that matter Although I have eaten chocolate with pepper before and it didn't taste half bad He's fixing two slices of bread for J as he speaks, while the coffee brews on the counter.
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:11 PM
Uh well, sweet things... I did also put marshmallow fluff, chocolate syrup and sprinkles in that ramen. And hot sauce. Like a bottle? ... Also pickles and lemon.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Your taste is despicable, I hope you know that He says it with a chuckle. It's not meant to be a serious offense. You'd get along well with Spencer, ever talked to him? He eats the weirdest things
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Yeah, I'm aware, I guess. Spencer... Saw him around, but I believe we didn't really talk.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Right Well, keep it in mind then! He slides a mug with coffee and a plate in front of J, murmuring an "excuse me" to take his wrist gently and guide his hand in contact with the plate I better bring them these before they start killing each other out there Have a good, normal meal, kid
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:21 PM
J chuckled, smiling at Greedton and taking the piece of bread. Thank you. Have a good day.
17:25
He admitted that this was tasty. He finished this in a minute.
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 05:37 PM
HEAHEAHEAHEA HOLY [$!$!] PFFFFT HAHAHAHA Okay I'm normal now He flips the kettle on.
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:38 PM
Sits at table presumably contemplating his existence
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 05:38 PM
HAVING FUN IN HER3???
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:39 PM
Food crimes Food crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimesFood crimes
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 05:40 PM
AWESOME.
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:40 PM
:)
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 05:43 PM
MAYBE I'LL TRY MY HAND AT A FOOD CRIME
17:46
EVER HEARD OF [batepapo] [pizza]???
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:50 PM
no
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 05:51 PM
IT'S EVERYTHING A PERSON COULD ASK FOR. ON A PIZZA.
17:52
IT'LL TAKE A WHILE SO UNLESS THE NANAIMO GOD HANDS ONE TO ME EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO WAIT
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:53 PM
I'll be fine waiting. Can you put Carolina reaper peppers on it I wish to die of spice
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
ABSOLUTELY
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?឵ BOT 30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
:) Drops the pizza down because my break is over.
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
pogton
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ADD SOME PEPPERS AND... HERE. TAKE A SLICE :^]
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 05:56 PM
J took a slice of pizza and chomped down on it. Ooh it has sweets. Lovely
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 06:03 PM
YUP!! EVERYTHING!!
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Munches on this abomination.
18:04
tastes great love it
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 06:04 PM
ANOTHER SLICE??
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Heck yeah gimme.
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
HERE YA GO!! I BETTER GET OUT THERE AND SHARE THE REST!!!
18:06
🚶
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
J took the slice, eating it. Byeee frozen thanks for the treat!
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DOUBLES DNI!!!! BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
💙
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Spamton J BOT 30-Mar-22 06:11 PM
J felt this was not enough. So he got up and got himself pasta. A loud snap can be heard.
18:14
he starts crunching on the pasta, snapping each piece he eats off
pogton 2
18:18
Who knew crimes felt so good.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 07:14 PM
😡
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:19 PM
He enters and immediately starts gathering stuff to make donuts
19:19
Hey Greeds, you mad about food crimes?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 07:20 PM
Please don't make anything I've already aged up considerably since this morning
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:20 PM
Hey! His food actually tastes good!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:21 PM
I'm making donuts.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 07:21 PM
Yeah, I know He made bread the other day I just I'm having kitchen trust issues at the moment
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:22 PM
Making a yeast dough Well, what's your favorite kind of donut?
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:23 PM
Strawberry frosted.
19:23
Or lemon frosted.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:25 PM
What about lemon filled with a strawberry frosting? It's like pink lemonade!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 07:25 PM
I don't know I kinda like them pretty simple With cinnamon, maybe
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:25 PM
And yeah I can do cinnamon.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:25 PM
Oh, that sounds heavenly.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:27 PM
Goes to prep a lemon filling while the dough rises Sorry you had to be subjected to food crimes, Greeds.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 07:28 PM
Sigh It's fine Compared to some of the shit that's happened here, it's pretty mild
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:30 PM
I’ll say.
19:30
Right. Sorry for almost shooting a guy in the face yesterday.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 07:31 PM
I'm not the one you gotta say sorry to, honey
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:31 PM
…Right.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:32 PM
Humming happily as he sets aside a filling and starts to make a glaze
19:39
..Shit I hope we have canola oil. Starts looking around
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:44 PM
I can go get some if you need.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 07:53 PM
That would be incredible, I need enough for deep frying.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 08:15 PM
I’ll be back in a sec, Angel.
20:16
`And she’so
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 08:19 PM
Prepping the donuts for frying, also making a cinnamon sugar mixture for Greedton's donuts. Some are meant to be filled, others he makes into little twists
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Do you want any help with those?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Wanna join me?
21:09
You could help me make twists!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Not really I'm not a fan of baking But it's not like I have anything better to do He takes his jacket off and rolls up his sleeves
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Fair enough. He slides some dough over to Greedton in a bowl
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Despite saying he's not fond of it, he does a pretty good job in twisting that dough. Seems like he has practice regardless of enjoyment. The two of them make quick work of the twists and donuts
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Wow. You're better than you let on!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
I never said I was bad at it I just said I don't like baking
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 09:52 PM
I mean, that implies you don't do it often. Sorry to assume.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I'm the head of the PTA for my children's school I kimda have to
21:56
Kinda, even
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Yeah, I suppose it's my error. You know what they say about assuming things! He decides to resume looking for oil on his own, and he finds it! Nice! He heats it in a deep pan
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:25 PM
It's fine I guess it's an assumption that's easy to make He brings the trays of donuts to the counter next to the stove, and fetches a skimmer, handing it to Esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:26 PM
So what's it like being the head of the PTA? He drops in some donuts as the oil comes to temperature
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:36 PM
I thought it would be more similar to being the CEO of a multimillionaire company but apparently it's nothing like that
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:38 PM
So what is it like?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:40 PM
I dunno Kinda boring Full of people who have lost control of their lives and are searching for a crumb of power over anything Fitting, huh.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Why would that be fitting? He pulls out the first batch of crispy donuts and puts in a new one
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Forget I said that Some of the moms in there cook some good stuff, at least It's not all insufferable people anyway
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Do you enjoy it?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Who are you, my therapist? Fry those donuts.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Shrugs, and does so until they have a nice pile. He beams Not half bad!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Yep
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:50 PM
He starts to roll the twists in the cinnamon sugar
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:54 PM
He helps out, although he touches the cinnamon sugar very gingerly, like he doesn't want any of it to stick to his fingers.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Soon they are done with the twists, and he puts a bunch in a bag and hands them to Greedton with a smile Here's your share!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 10:57 PM
He peeks inside and takes one to munch on Thanks Oh those are good Thank you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 10:58 PM
He gives a big toothy grin I know we don't talk much but you're alright. Enjoy them. I can always make more. He preps a pastry bag for the lemon filling
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 30-Mar-22 11:02 PM
He rolls the bag up and stashes it in a pocket of his jacket, laid on the back of a chair, and then starts plating the remaining twists I'm gonna see if anyone wants some, I'll be right back
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Go for it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Mar-22 11:33 PM
He has stuffed and glazed the pink lemonade donuts, and has begun to sweat a little. He craves sugar, he craves food. He's starving. He eats six ravenously before bringing a plate into the common area for the others
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 08:53 AM
Frozen is back in here from the rooftop. And he is on fucking fire today with making food. This time, it's Eggs Benedict again, Shakshuka, and some cut up melon. On the side are some pancakes for the losers who can't appreciate a good meal.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 31-Mar-22 02:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ansdL2sfU1g
TopHatCat
Super Mario 64 Teleport Sound Effect
14:49
BigstandBigstand
14:50
Like that
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 02:50 PM
watch
14:51
Whatever this is, is none of his business.
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 31-Mar-22 02:58 PM
trolled
14:59
This... is the coolest shit. Oh my god.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 31-Mar-22 02:59 PM
Is it?
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 31-Mar-22 03:00 PM
You have SOME idea how useful this is. I can fuck off anytime if I master this skill!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 31-Mar-22 03:01 PM
Yeah that's what I do Doesn't work all the time though People can't be paying attention to you
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 31-Mar-22 03:05 PM
Looks like a fair assessment... still. Its useful. While theyre here he grabs himself a bag of chips...before picking two more for the trip back Thank you for showing it to me!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 31-Mar-22 03:06 PM
He looks to the floor, a bit flattered Oh, no, it's nothing No worries, kid Let me know how well you do with it
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 31-Mar-22 03:10 PM
He beams excitedly I will! Full report whenever i get to do it!
15:12
Well since I have go go back. Let me try it out!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 31-Mar-22 03:14 PM
He turns back to grab himself a snack, although it's more of a way to facilitate Anton's attempt to evade away
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Anton. G. Spamton BOT 31-Mar-22 03:14 PM
He starts running in very small circles around the room and suddenly...! https://youtu.be/N254GehL5PY
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Teleportation - EarthBound OST
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 31-Mar-22 03:15 PM
...Well I guess that works. He walks back out the common area normally because he doesn't mind not using it everywhere he goes
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 31-Mar-22 04:30 PM
`Making garbage food in the morning. He is considering booby trapping the entire common room floor
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 31-Mar-22 06:01 PM
He’s looking at a picture of Marigold and making kissy faces at it before he gives a Sr. Pelo scream and disappears. It’s fine. Probably.
cringe 2
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:02 PM
watch
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Playerton BOT 31-Mar-22 06:02 PM
watch
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:02 PM
cringe
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Playerton BOT 31-Mar-22 06:03 PM
SRSLY??? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY [Froot Salid] ????
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:03 PM
WHY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:03 PM
He appears in the kitchen doorframe [👁️ 👁️]
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:04 PM
PEOPLE NEED BETTER HOBBIES
18:04
👁️ 👁️
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Playerton BOT 31-Mar-22 06:04 PM
LIKE MAKING HOT TUBS????
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:05 PM
EXACTLY
18:05
YOU GET IT
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Playerton BOT 31-Mar-22 06:05 PM
OF COURSE ID O
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:06 PM
WHAT'S FOR [Most important meal of the day]? ?
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:06 PM
NOTHING :^]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:07 PM
YUM YUM MY [Top rated]! ! HEAHEAHEHAHEA He comes in to check the fridge
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:13 PM
ANYTHING GOOD??
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:14 PM
[Condiments] He grabs a handful of ingredients and starts making himself a sandwich
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:16 PM
Rip I did not see Spencer in here sad! HAVE FUN WITH THAT. [Ready Player One] ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING???
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:19 PM
[You and me] WANT ONE? AND [HeartShaped] TOO, DO YOU WANT A SAMMISH?
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:21 PM
SURE :^] JUST DOn'T POISON IT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:24 PM
[[I'd never do that to you, darling~]] HEAHEAHEAHEAHEA
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:25 PM
OKAY NOW I REALLY WILL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. [PlayStation], YOU GET ALL OF MY BELONGING IF I DIE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:29 PM
He makes three sandwiches just in case, and puts them in front of Frozen at the table FROZEN. IN FRONT OF YOU ARE [One two three] HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES.
18:29
TWO OF THEM ARE [I'm so normal right now]
18:30
ONE HAS [Asbestos] IN THE CHEESE
18:30
[[Do you want to play a game]]? ?
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:33 PM
ASBESTOS MY FAVOURITE!!! He grabs the middle one, not breaking eye contact, and eating it.
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Married to Spamton 31-Mar-22 06:33 PM
*eats it teehee
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:33 PM
[👁️ 👁️]
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:34 PM
UH OH.
18:34
I AM FEELING THE EFFECTS
18:34
He wobbles off the chair, and collapses on the ground.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
[[SAD!!]] He sits down and starts eating one of the other two, leaving the remaining one for Playerton
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Playerton BOT 31-Mar-22 06:36 PM
He takes the sandwich, not questioning it at all.
18:37
DELICIS
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:44 PM
[PlayStation].... MY NOTEPAD... ALL YOURS....
frozendown 4
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Playerton BOT 31-Mar-22 06:49 PM
[F]
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 06:59 PM
ALSO PAY THE FUNERAL EXPENSES
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 07:01 PM
YEAH TO NE
19:01
MEMEMEMEME
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 07:03 PM
NO
19:03
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
19:03
DON'T GIVE HIM A PENNY
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 31-Mar-22 07:05 PM
IT'S ME [Vessel] I'M THE [PlayStation ©️ 5]
19:05
GIVE THE [$$$] TO ME
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 07:09 PM
frozendown NO TO HAVE TO AVENGE ME, [Player].
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Playerton BOT 31-Mar-22 07:15 PM
I HAVE MONEY NO
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 07:26 PM
frozendown
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Frozen gets up. He has a feeling something funny is going to happen. He peers out the window
20:06
He climbs through.
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A Frozen has fallen into the river in LEGO City. BOT 31-Mar-22 08:20 PM
Frozen is back in here and is going to make more food crimes now.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:00 AM
he walks in and gets himself a glass of water.... hair of the dog might be nice but it'll just make his headache worse. What the fuck did he do last night? Usually he can handle himself better than this but it feels like he has vertigo.
02:01
he takes the glass and sits himself down at the table, sipping at it slowly
02:02
Anton.... He doesnt KNOW an Anton... but it sounds so fucking familiar. Its like a little worm wriggling in the back of his skull. Augh.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:03 AM
He laughs loudly as he walks in the room, slapping his hand against any metal surface and unceremoniously open the cabinets NOT MUCH OF A CROWD [Baby Boy] ?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:04 AM
he hisses a bit at the loud metallic sound but manages to put on an award winning smile Usually am, but I think I might have actually partied too hard last night
02:04
Feel like my head is pounding like a drum
02:05
Plus that lot seemed real aggro, ya know? Not ready to jump into that sorta activity just yet.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:05 AM
THERE'S [ibuprofen] IN THE [North left] CABINET.
02:05
DON'T SWALLOW IT [dry]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:06 AM
he raises an eyebrow This your place?
02:06
he gets up and retrieves the pain pills, exactly where anton said they would be. He tilts his glass of water at him gratefully and downs the pill, making a show of taking a drink to please the guy
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:08 AM
[Mine], [Yours], [Theirs]. SHARED [living spaces] He finds a box of corn flakes and he grins widely like he just hit the jackpot. He places it on the table, and heads to the sink WELCOME TO !
02:08
I USED TO CALL IT THE CHAMBER.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:08 AM
I don't remember buying a share house with a bunch of aggressive impersonators?
02:09
Ah... Just realized I havent properly introduced myself to ya. See? Totally off my game today. Promise I'm better than this normally. he gives a wink
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:09 AM
He's washing his hands, he's careful about it and also pleased he actually followed his advice. Feels good MMMM NOT [impersonation nation]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:10 AM
he smiles and sticks his hand out 'm Sebastian G. Spamton, owner and CEO of Big Shot Autos
02:10
Wait...
02:10
he holds his head and shakes it a bit Sorry Sorry, Spamton. Spamton's the first name
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02:10
Someone must have laced my shit last night, I'm forgetting my own damn name. Real unprofessional of me, sheesh.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:11 AM
[DING DING DING]
02:11
SEBASTIAN! [Sebby] , [Sea Biscuit] ! HOW NICE TO SEE SUCH A JOVIAL LITTLE GUY IN THESE [wretched] TIMES
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:12 AM
Thats... haha sorry maybe I wasn't clear, The names Spamton. Not uh.. "sebby". he's still smiling but its a bit awkward now
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:12 AM
He is done washing but his fingers are still stained. He shrugs, the pixelling patterns on his skin switching randomly and he turns to the counter
02:12
TOO BAD. I'M STILL CALLING YOU SEB.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:12 AM
.... I have a feeling I'm not going to be able to change your mind, Anton.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:13 AM
YOU KNOW HOW [Many] A [Spamton] WE HAVE IN THIS HOUSE?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:13 AM
Uh... haha, one?
02:13
he's pointing at himself
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:13 AM
WRONG
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:13 AM
He walks in, and starts looking for a cup.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 AM
I'M ALSO SPAMTON, YOU [Bird] SO IS THAT [Slay] LOOKING ONE
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 AM
he glitches again What the HELL is up with that, thats two times already tonight.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 AM
He points at Frozen
02:14
HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US, WATCH THIS
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 AM
he looks over Oh wow... Nice outfit guy
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 AM
And there are plenty of slightly different versions of ourselves here with no memory of who we were.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 AM
....?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 AM
Hello.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:15 AM
He starts shaking his head violently, to the point his whole body glitches up. He stands still and starts laughing loudly about it
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:15 AM
If ya'll are tag-teaming to trip me up its not gonna w- WOAH HEY HEY HEY
02:15
he reaches over and holds anton's shoulders That can NOT be good for you man
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:15 AM
Must be rough on you.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:16 AM
He looks a bit lost when he is held, he's so glad the opacity of his glasses are at max capacity. He allows himself to stay like that but turns his head around
02:16
YOU STILL GOT [memorabilia] ???
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Saul '97 BOT 01-Apr-22 02:16 AM
He steps inside, completely ignoring everyone as he heads for the fridge
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:16 AM
Memorabilia?
02:17
he glitches hard, his grip tightening on anton's shoulders. His eye blacks out
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:17 AM
WHAT IS ON
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:17 AM
!!!
02:17
CASSIUS?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:18 AM
Oh, this is unexpected. You know this Cassius. Cassius, Do you know us?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:18 AM
ANTON WH HAPPENED TO YOU YOU GOT [old tymes restaurant]
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Saul '97 BOT 01-Apr-22 02:18 AM
he grabs a stick of celery and starts munching on it. He watches all this shit go down uninterested
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:18 AM
I'M LIKE 42?????
spampoint 2
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:18 AM
YOU WERE [twenty dollar bill] JUST AN HOUR AGO
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:18 AM
And that confirms the theory.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 AM
AND YOU he points at frozen YOU ARE FR EN ARENT YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE MORE OF A [fruit salad] THAN USUAL
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 AM
WHAT IN THE [Timey wimey] [Fresh hell] IS THIS????
02:19
YEAH HE LOOKS [gayer] RIGHT?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 AM
I've noticed the attire I keep in my room. Outfits I do not recognize.
02:19
That I have yet to own.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 AM
he looks at anton, he looks. genuinely worried
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:20 AM
What caused this?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:20 AM
He gives Cassius an award losing smile
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:20 AM
SEBASTIAN DOESNT REM BER ME AND ITS MAKING IT HARD TO [manifestation].... I DONT KNOW WHATS H PENING
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:21 AM
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU [Lots for sale] SINCE [1999]. IT'S [2022] NOW.
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Saul '97 BOT 01-Apr-22 02:21 AM
He heads out of the room, celery in one hand as he fishes in his pocket and pulls out one of those massive brick mobile phones
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:21 AM
Cassius, what will help you stay grounded here?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:21 AM
WH T
02:21
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANTON YOU WERE JUST [here and now]
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:22 AM
One of his hands cup over his, and he lowers the opacity of his glasses. His eyes look so tired and age is definitely showing
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:22 AM
he looks at frozen, his form glitching into static more and more frequently I
02:22
I don't [knowing is half the battle]
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02:22
ANTON...
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:22 AM
WE'LL FIGURE OUT [Buddy] DON'T WORRY. I'LL KEEP SEB IN [Check or cash?]
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:22 AM
he chirps and it sounds painful and sad
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:22 AM
There, there. Something terrible has happened to the both of you, you two who remember.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:22 AM
YOU BETTER
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:23 AM
He instinctively chirps back, sighing AT LEAST [Elsa] HERE IS SMART.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:23 AM
he impulsively scans both of their faces before glitching hard, static dissolving back into Seb
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:23 AM
he looks absolutely ragged Did.... did I just black out while standing up?
02:24
he notices his hands on anton Ah... sorry Anton. Didn't mean to grab without asking
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:26 AM
He looks at him, forgetting the opacity and trying to smile brighter. HEY. NO WORRIES. YOU'RE A [pal] ALREADY. YOU ARE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING EVERY [Youngin] HAS TO GO THROUGH
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:27 AM
We just met...? But... yeah.. yeah okay. I'm gonna blame this on my haggard mental state right now but we can be pals.
02:27
he tilts his head like a bird What do you mean?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:28 AM
He tilts the same way instinctively WELL. WHEN A YOUNG [[Big Shot]] REACHES A CERTAIN [point] IN HIS [Miserable life]
02:28
HE HAS [[Downfall Arc]].
02:29
GLITCHING MAY BE PART OF [symptoms] AND [Afflictions] THAT MAY AFFECT THE [bird] INVOLVED IN IT.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:29 AM
... I think maybe I just. Okay. I feel silly admitting this to two strangers but fuck it, might as well.
02:30
I have been having issues with sleep paralysis I think? Where a fucking.... monstrous version of myself keeps trying to get me. the glitching happens whenever that shit happens to me
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:31 AM
TALK TO HIM
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:31 AM
I have grown younger, you, He points at Anton. have grown older. You came in from outside the building. Something has happened to those inside this house then. This Big Shot and Downfall Arc... are you suggesting those points are reversed? It would make sense, considering the last time you were seen, you were younger.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:31 AM
... He's not real?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:31 AM
And yes, do talk to that monster. I think it will be useful.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:31 AM
HOLD THE THOUGHT SEBASTIAN He makes a stopping motion before turning to frozen
02:32
HERES [Them Facts]
02:33
I LIVED HERE [Before time]. I WAS 20. I MET [Spamton] And [Spamton] [Spamton] [Spamton] [Spamton] [Spamton] [Spamton] [Spamton] He clears his throat
02:34
ALL OF THEM WERE [old as balls] LIKE I AM NOW. THEY [teach me] I AM GOING TO GO [Joker mode] LOSE ALL MY [money], MY [friends], MY [life]
02:37
I MADE [Connections]. I MADE [Family] HERE. I WAS [Best nephew in the world] FOR SOME, EVEN.
02:37
BUT ONE DAY I WENT TO [Cybercity][Spelled wrong] AND COULDN'T COME BACK.
02:37
He seems a little reluctant. I FELL. I'M [hear] NOW. NEVER THOUGHT I'D [Get back here you assh-].
OOOUGHHHHH 4
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:37 AM
That..... Lets say I believe you. That you're... a version of me. That. That sucks.
02:38
he doesnt notice that he's crying
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:38 AM
I see. Thank you for clearing this all up. Don't bother explaining it to the people in the other room. I think you will be wasting your breath. They care more about the coats on their backs than what-
02:38
Are you alright?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:38 AM
Huh? Yeah of course. Asides from the apparent hangover i'm having.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:39 AM
I see. Perhaps I was seeing Cassius. Who knows.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:39 AM
Who the hell is Cassius?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:39 AM
He starts climbing the chair next to him to stand in eye level with Seb, a hand reaching gently to wipe his tears. He's not sure if he's allowed.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:39 AM
No one either of us remember. Don't worry too much about it.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:40 AM
he unconsciously leans into Anton's hands, too frazzled to think much on it
02:41
So what... is this some sorta... superhero comic multiverse thing? I think the lightner world had comics that dealt with. alternate universes meeting or some shit.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:41 AM
He feels bad for this kid, cleaning them and ruffling his hair a bit. It's interesting learning how he used to look like...as selfish as that sounds to him.
02:41
CASSIUS IS He clears his throat again, trying to speak lower He is what you think is your [Sleep paralysis demon]
02:41
[Bingo]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:41 AM
he looks up at Anton, still incredibly confused You usually name other people's sleep hallucinations? haha...
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:43 AM
He named himself. He is not an [Hallucination] he is [Real]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:43 AM
You know, you're bein' real kind to someone you just met, whose obviously coming off a bender.
02:44
he decides to ignore what Anton just said, his brain already throbbing with the idea of multiple.. hims. Could he really be like that in other universes? Eugh....
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:45 AM
Listen kid, I'm a [Tired], [old homeless man], the best I can do is lend people a shoulder when they're [fighting for my life here].
02:46
Don't think too [harder, better] tonight but you'll have a lot to [live unboxing] sOON IF ANY OF THIS [weird science] IS A [Tone indicator]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:47 AM
he groans a bit, and chirps. He immediately tenses. if he doesnt bring attention to it then it didn't happen.
02:47
What do you mean lotsa shit to unpack? I just do what makes me happy and don't think about the heavy shit. Much anyways.
02:48
Promise I'm not usually this much of a mood killer Anton
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:48 AM
YOU'RE GONNA BE [Homeless] AND [alone] IF YOU KEEP WITH THAT ATTITUDE
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:49 AM
I don't think it matters at this point anyways, does it Anton?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:49 AM
Sorry but that couldnt be me, I'm too much of a big shot to fail at this point! Sure maybe I oughta lay off the recreational drugs a bit but seriously, I don't think I gotta worry about that
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:49 AM
He seems to pick back his mood again, jumping over to the table and picking his cereal box I CAN DAMN [try] TELLING [cautionary tales] TO [Big shots] WITH OVERINFLATED [Egomania]
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:50 AM
Just like how it failed to help you?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:50 AM
I MEAN, [look] AT HIM. NEXT THING HE'S GOING TO SAY [I'm built different]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:51 AM
... I was going to say that but thats besides the point?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:51 AM
He starts shoving several cornflakes in his mouth. It unhinges unnaturally wide
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 02:52 AM
Let me know if you figure out how to fix any of this. Farewell. He gives a gentle wave before leaving the room.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:53 AM
he watches anton with a mix of horror and fascination
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:53 AM
BYE BYE FROZEN :^]
02:54
AS FOR THAT [question] He says as he's still crunching, stopping to chew a bit EVEN IF YOU FALL YOU CAN [Damage control] HOW HARD THE FALL IS.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:54 AM
he leans forward on the table, silent for a bit
02:54
Yeah?
02:54
Lets switch subjects here for a moment, Anton
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:54 AM
OKAY
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:54 AM
You said you.. knew? Know? me?
02:54
How?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:54 AM
YEAH
02:55
YOUR OLD SELF USED TO BE MY [Uncle figure]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:55 AM
... Huh?
02:55
But you're like twice my age! he laughs lightly, sipping from his water again
02:55
shouldnt that be reversed?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:57 AM
IT'S [Turntables] NOW! I USED TO BE [Young and handsome] YOU KNOW
02:57
TIME WORKS [Weird] HERE.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:57 AM
he laughs a bit louder at that, but its not meanspirited You say that as if you arent still handsome!
02:57
Those white streaks, they're a great look on you.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:58 AM
THANK YOU BUT I WAS [90's sweetheart] HOT. NOW I'M IN MY [Dilf arc]
02:58
I GOT INSPIRATION FROM YOU. YOU HAVE THE [Stripes] TOO IN THE FUTURE
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:58 AM
Passing by. He roots around in a cabinet and pours himself a shot of tequila.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:58 AM
Huh, is that so?uj
02:59
a cat has walked across the puppetmaster's keyboard.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:59 AM
HI GROVER
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:59 AM
... Tell it to me straight. Again I'm.... Assuming I believe your story and you've met my future self.
02:59
.... Do I still look good ?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:00 AM
SO. YOU KNOW HOW I JUST MENTIONED [Damage control]
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:00 AM
You?? Know who I am? Thank GOD Anton! I am so relieved!
03:00
He downs the shot and takes another.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:00 AM
I CANT [forgor💀] A SPAMTON WHEN I SEE ONE. PACK IN FOR THE [rough night huh?]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 AM
Damage Control?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 AM
I'M GIVING SEB A [responsible adult pep talk] HERE.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 AM
Things are fucking wild here.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 AM
he looks over and waves at the lightner Hey there stranger
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 AM
WELL...I HAVE [Pictures]. WANNA SEE IT?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 AM
… Hey. I’m Grover.
03:01
waves
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:02 AM
Don't often see lightners... Ever? Actually? Nice to meet you ;)
03:02
he nods at anton Yeah go for it, show me what you've got
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:04 AM
WHEN I SAY [damage control]. SEB FELL. HARD. HARD. He plays Seb's old voice [I HAVE EVERY DISEASE! .]
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OOOUGHHHHH 4
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:05 AM
... That. That voice sounds wretched
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:06 AM
He's going through his pockets, trying to find something. He pulls out several items and places them on the table. Pencils, sponges, pipis, silly strings, toy cars THATS YOUR VOICE
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:06 AM
Oh you can NOT expect me to believe that!
03:06
That sounds nothing like me!
03:06
cringemoment
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:07 AM
HEAHEAHEAHEA I HAVE FUNNY [One liners] FROM THAT [Time] TOO He's still digging. MAybe this has to do with the fact Xei is finishing the doodle
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:09 AM
he waits uncharacteristically patiently, sipping at his water
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:11 AM
Aight. Well. I’m. Gonna wander. Best of luck to y’all on this, the most fucked up night of all nights. pours himself a third shot and grabs some pizza from the fridge, before heading out.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:16 AM
GOOD LUCK!
03:16
[A-HA
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FOUND IT!
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:18 AM
he waved goodbye at the lightner and then perks up, looking expectantly at anton
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:18 AM
He pulls out a picture from his pocket. UHH [Content warning] I GUESS
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:19 AM
Content warning? For What?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:19 AM
YOURE GONNA BE HORRIFIED.
03:19
He shows him this picture
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03:20
THAT WAS BEFORE YOU GOT [Sharp teeth]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:20 AM
he leans in closely..... Thats... Y.... He has no skin????
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:21 AM
FELL INTO [acid]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:21 AM
No way that... That's someone else. It has to be. he is pointedly ignoring the similar hair stripes to what he has now.
03:21
... Acid?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:21 AM
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY [Damage control]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:21 AM
Who is the guy next to him?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:21 AM
COME ON YOU KNOW THAT [Vat] OF [acid] IN [Queen's mansion]
03:21
THAT'S ME
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:22 AM
he raises his eyebrows Wow, you weren't kidding about the 90's heart-throb thing.
03:22
Okay. But. The eyes? he points to himself I clearly have two of those.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:23 AM
YOU LOST ONE, DUH
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:23 AM
...
03:23
he is still looking at the photo, he can't seem to tear his eyes away.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:23 AM
YOU ALSO HAD NO [arm]. I HAD TO GET YOU A [brand new] ONE
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:23 AM
Oh come on you have to be making that up!
03:24
There is no way in hell I would let myself get maimed that badly, even if I did somehow fall from grace!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:24 AM
AND [Structural integrity]. I FILLED OUT WITH [Gold]
03:24
YOU DID ! THATS THE FUN PART!
03:25
YOU TAUGHT ME TO [avoid] BAD LIFE DECISIONS. SO I'M [Repaying] THE [Debt]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:25 AM
... I did?
03:25
Assuming that IS me.. I don't look qualified to be giving anyone advice, no offense.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:28 AM
[Life experience] TENDS TO [Be humble] ANYONE. YOU WERE A PRETTY [banging] PERSON.
03:28
STUPID
03:28
BUT A [Good] GUY
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:28 AM
Really?
03:28
... Wouldnt call myself one of those, really. he grins up at anton but there isnt really any joy in it
03:29
Most people call me an asshole, among other things.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:30 AM
WHY NOT GET A [Change of pace]
03:30
He offers him a pipis.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:30 AM
he gingerly takes it Why are you offering me a pipis?
03:30
The problem is.. being an ass is kinda fun, y'know?
03:30
And you're less likely to get hurt that way.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:30 AM
IN THESE [Trying] TIMES
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:31 AM
he laughs despite himself and holds it up Okay okay let's see if you really ARE a spamton g. spamton.
03:31
[F1]
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miniton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:32 AM
Pretend he looks like a mini old anton AAAAAAA?????
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:32 AM
!!!
03:32
Well I'll be damned!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:32 AM
SHUT UP YOU GOT A CUSTOMER
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miniton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:33 AM
It stops screaming and looks up to Seb. Taking a deep breath WELCOME TO HOW MAY I HELP?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:34 AM
he leans back a bit, not expecting such volume from such a little guy
03:34
Hmm. I have a headache, you able to heal that up?
03:35
there is a phone buzzing in his pocket. He pointedly ignores it like he has been for the last week.
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miniton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:35 AM
ON IT [Bossman] With some struggle, it manages to fly on top of his head, immediately exploding into green sparkles. They have a healing effect
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:36 AM
he sighs, smiling a bit Well, that did help quite a bit. Thanks, Anton!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:36 AM
He winks and does finger guns, before looking at him curiously NOT A [fan] OF [Touch tone telephone]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:37 AM
Not especially! More of a face to face kinda guy these days.
03:37
It's probably just my PR manager... wanting to yell my ear off again.
03:37
He knows to email me or come to me directly for that sorta shit.
03:38
I've got a uh. Persistent client who I've been trying to ditch honestly. Don't know why I feel inclined to tell you that?
03:38
Something about you just gets me spilling my guts out.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:40 AM
He gestures to the picture, raising his eyebrows HMM [Dear customers] LIKE THESE CAN BE [suddenly, agony!]. WHAT DO THEY [want .it. Need. It]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:40 AM
Well uh.
03:40
Fuck it, you're a spamton as well.
03:40
Its mike.
03:41
He keeps demanding more and more and trying to keep me on a fucking leash all the god damned time! I'm sick of it!
03:41
I want to be free to do whatever I want, whenever I want, without someone else trying to pull the fucking strings.
03:41
Yeah his business is good, got me to where I am honestly, But I dont fucking need him anymore!!
03:42
I obviously have my own client base these days that are loyal to me so like, fuck that dude, you know?
03:42
Won't even agree to in person meetings either, I've never seen his fucking face and that doesn't sit right with me anymore.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:43 AM
His brows furrow SO LET ME GUESS. HE'S THE ONE YOU GOT THE [mysterious call] FROM?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:43 AM
Mmmhmm, about... what was it
03:43
A year or two ago now?
03:44
He didnt used to be so demanding, was honestly a real fucking peach at first!
03:44
But he just wants more and more of me and my time and its like, sorry dude I got other people to worry about now!
03:44
Number one being me, hah.
03:45
I have so much I still need to experience now that I have the means to, I can't be at his beck and call 24/7
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:48 AM
He gets up and starts pouring some juice from the fridge in two cups, he's nodding and humming along as he tells his story YEP. YEP. THAT [track record]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:49 AM
he's looking at his hands as he says this. for a moment he swears he sees blue and pink stuck pixels appear on his palms but as he blinks, they're gone.
🥺 3
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:50 AM
HAD THE [Same hat...]. SORTA. ITS NOT GOING TO [change]. IT'S GOING TO GET [worse] ACTUALLY.
03:51
HE WILL [Push] UNTIL YOU'RE FULLY HIS [Puppet]. SO BREAKING FREE IS [Near impossible]....DON'T LET IT [tug at your heartstrings]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:52 AM
... I'm not going to be anyone's puppet.
03:53
I've decided I'm just gonna ignore his calls from now on. Can't do much to me if he can't reach me, you know
03:53
he sighs, his chin resting in his palms now. This is not how he expected things to go when he woke up
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:54 AM
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING [ignoring] WILL HELP. I TRIED BEFORE.
03:55
I ONLY GOT [Lonelier] AND [Isolation] THE MORE I DID IT. [No friends] IS THE FIRST STEP.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:55 AM
he hums, closing his eyes a bit Well, step one completed for me then!
03:56
Kinda lost all my friends a good few months ago.
03:56
Didnt need jealous assholes bringing me down anyways. So what if I broke up with..... Didnt expect them all to take his side though.
03:57
`he says that last bit more to himself than anything
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:59 AM
LISTEN. I GET [jealousy] IS A [prevalence] THING. HERE. MINE WERE TOO. BUT...LETS BE [real shit] HERE YOU WERE AWFUL TOO WEREN'T YOU? [it takes two] TO [mess up] A [Relationship]
03:59
WHICH ONE DID YOU DATE. WAS IT [Blue's clues] ? YOU MENTIONED [Fondness] OF [blue] BEFORE
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:00 AM
JAVA? he laughs, covering his mouth a bit
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:00 AM
NO GO?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:00 AM
Firstly, Okay maybe i was an asshole to them, just a little bit. It's not like they didn't have it coming.
04:01
Secondly.... Nah. Java was too much like the brother I never had.
04:01
I dated. Ruby.
04:01
Pink Addison.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:01 AM
He spits his Orange juice
04:01
[AEHAFSLKDÇASDAS]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:01 AM
He's wanted to go steady... We're both so young still I couldnt fucking ag- you good man?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:02 AM
IVE . MET THAT ONE He says it very choked up, vibrating
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:03 AM
he looks momentarily horrified before he schools his face back into mild amusement Yeah? How was he doing. Still a big ass crybaby?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:04 AM
HE TRIED TO [Murder be thy name] SOMEONE
04:04
I HAD TO [separate] THE [altercation]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:04 AM
RUBY?!
04:04
AHEAHAHAHAAA HAHA .... You've GOT to be pulling my leg
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:04 AM
NOT FUCKING WITH YOU I [prommy]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:04 AM
Ruby couldnt kill a fly.zip!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 AM
HE HAD A [joker] ARC THEN
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 AM
Huh. Wonder what could have caused that.
04:05
he shrugs a bit
04:05
Guess I dodged a bullet there then, huh?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 AM
He lowers his glasses, and gives him a look
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 AM
What!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:06 AM
How long were you two dating.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:06 AM
.... Hm.
04:06
he looks down in thought. God maybe uh...3-4 years?
04:06
Before I made it big, at least.
04:06
He tried to get me to help him in his shop but it just wasnt a good fit.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:09 AM
BOY. YOU'RE REALLY [stupid]
04:09
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR [long term partner] SUDDENLY BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE HE HIT [Jackpot] IN LIFE AND LEFT YOU [sad and alone...please I miss you guys]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:09 AM
... Well... I wouldnt start KILLING because of it!
04:09
that last voice clip causes him to pause and frown
04:09
I'd move on... eventually.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:11 AM
FAIR. STILL [bad business] LIKE THAT COULD LEAD INTO [finding better places] OR [danger seeking behavior]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:12 AM
he hums, begrudgingly agreeing with him Maybe i'll send him an apology note then. Doubt he'd wanna see my face anytime this decade.
04:13
he yawns a bit. All this excitement has exhausted him. Okay I am gonna preface this with I am NOT prepositioning you But uh. You said you've lived here before and so
04:13
Does that mean y'got a room in this place?
04:14
I uh. Wanna keep talking with ya but I don't wanna potentially pass out on the kitchen table. Done that too many times before and it sucks.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:15 AM
PLEASE [apology video] YES. He gets, up, stretching. Way too many joints crack there IF IT'S BEEN [hours] IN THIS DIMENSION'S TIME. I'VE GOT [Luxury room with king sized bed and pipis] UPSTAIRS. C'MON KID LET'S TUCK YOU IN.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:15 AM
he also doesnt want him to be alone, for some reason. Why does that matter...
04:16
he looks at anton in concern as he stands up himself and follows anton out King sized huh? Hell yeah.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:17 AM
I WAS [rich] OF COURSE ID [splurge] INTO A [luxury bedroom] He thinks for a bit, and holds out his hand WANNA SEE SOME [Cool as hell] TRICK ? ?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:18 AM
he takes antons hand, not even caring about the staining you know what? Yeah. I do!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:20 AM
[[keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times]]
04:21
He picks him up, not minding the fact he's a giant compared to him nor minding the weight and starts running. He clips out of bounds and ends up back into his room.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:22 AM
WOAH
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:26 AM
Enters and roots through freezer
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:27 AM
He just sat at the table, fumbling with his phone.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:28 AM
Hey, Uh, you... Ya like eclairs?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:29 AM
He looked at Grover, letting out a tired sigh. ... I'll take anything sweet right now.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:30 AM
What is Grover thinking? He can't cook eclairs. And he doesn't know where the sauerkraut is anyways.
04:30
He roots through the freezer and finds... Chocolate covered bananas? It'll do.
04:30
He gives one to J
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:32 AM
J took one and took a pretty big bite out of it, chewing solemnly. ...Thanks.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:33 AM
No prob.
04:38
Hang on
04:38
He peeks his head out of the kitchen.
04:40
Comes back in with Esau
04:40
Where'd you get that coat, anyways? It's cool.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:41 AM
J glances at Esau, continuing to eat the ice cream.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:42 AM
It was a gift from Mike! It's pure sable! Quite pricy. I had it dyed, of course~
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:42 AM
He winces at the name mike, seeing if J reacts.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:42 AM
At hearing Mike's name J just froze, before dropping his head on the counter, mumbling something.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:43 AM
Fuck
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:43 AM
...What?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:43 AM
...Nothing, man, his ex's name is Mike. So uh, maybe don't mention him.
04:44
He goes back to J and pats his shoulder again.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:44 AM
Sucks, kid. He sits at the table and accepts a frozen banana ...Man I haven't had one of these in forever.
04:45
It reminds me of when I used to be poor.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:46 AM
Grover is dying. What the fuck is going on.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:47 AM
Munching on it Anyway, what's your story, Lightner? You a Spamton too? You can't just be here to look pretty.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:49 AM
He sighs. Yeah. Yup. I'm a Spamton. Been there, done that, Big Shot, all that. Now I have a desk job.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:50 AM
He laughs A DESK JOB? Seriously? Wow, you fell from grace. I'm sorry just, I can't imagine. A desk job...
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:50 AM
I fell, and then I rose again. I'm where I wanna be now, really.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:51 AM
Seriously? Wow that... takes inner peace.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:53 AM
Pfft. Thanks. He hums. I think I'm starting to piece together what's going on in this house tonight.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:54 AM
What IS going on anyway? Why are there all these lame versions of me running around? I bet none of them even dance.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 AM
This is an interdimensional pocket where many universes worth of Spamtons can find refuge. And for some fucking reason, tonight, everyone, um, seems to have been whisked to different parts of their past, or future, or... fuck. It's wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff. I dunno.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 AM
You a physicist or something?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:58 AM
No. I just read too much Sci-fi.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 04:59 AM
He shrugs Close enough. He chomps on the banana
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:00 AM
Grover is so done. Okay. Well. I know I'm the one that invited both of you in here, but I think I'm gonna hit the hay. Maybe things will be normal by the time I wake up. God. I hope.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:02 AM
...Hope so too, pal. This place is a drag.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:03 AM
He gets up and heads back to his room.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:03 AM
He gets up and starts making coffee. Weird how routine this feels for him... like he did belong here, once Fuckin' weird.
05:06
He sits and sips his coffee
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:29 AM
J eventually came to his senses, sitting up and looking around. Hey you, furcoat. I have a question.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:30 AM
My name is Esau, kid.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:31 AM
Esau, whatever. What's your Mike like?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:32 AM
The biggest of the big shots! He's experienced, and generous, and he helped catapult me up into the big leagues from livin' in a dumpster!
05:32
He's my family.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:34 AM
He chuckles sourly. So about the same, then. Does he treat you well?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:34 AM
He beams Well he got me that coat and taught me how to stop being a doormat, so, yeah. Pretty damn well.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:37 AM
Lucky. For me he's a talent scout. Took me out of the deep end, helped me. Heck, I could bet he lo... Liked me. I guess he didn't in the end.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:39 AM
...I could get you Mike's number, if you're interested.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:40 AM
...I don't think I am. He's your Mike. If everyone's right and we are from different universes, well... That won't last either.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:41 AM
He shrugged That's up to you, kid. I'm sure he can always use another guy in his corner.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:42 AM
Bold of you to assume I won't overcome you one day. I better try my luck on my own in my world. Might work.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:45 AM
He laughs Once I overcome my brothers, no one will be able to get a leg up on me.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:57 AM
Walks in, he looks almost excited like he wants to say something. His face mask is back on as well.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 05:58 AM
Oh hey, pal, you look thrilled about something.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:59 AM
J raised a brow, looking at Trashton. Something good happened?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:59 AM
I've just learned that I'm a time traveller and have travelled into the future!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:00 AM
Uh, good for you I guess.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:00 AM
Oh yeah? How do you figure?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:01 AM
Well, I made a few calls. You can do that when you're a big shot like me! Turns out this is the year 1999, and not 1997!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:02 AM
Of course it's 1999, I mean... isn't it? He looks at J What year are you from?
06:03
Wait... no
06:03
That's wrong. Why am I thinking that?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:05 AM
He whistled. 2007. How am I in 1999?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:06 AM
No, no, it's 1997... it can't be '99. He clutches his head, dates and years swirling around in his mind. What is going on?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:07 AM
J looked at Esau in a bit of a worry. He did feel weird, placing a hand on the other's shoulder. Hey. Coat guy. Esau. Don't like - think about it too much.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:08 AM
Maybe you're a time traveller too!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:09 AM
Judjing by the logic we all are time travellers.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:09 AM
He shakes his head, and then nods Yeah... yeah jesus christ... that was wild. Thank you. He reaches into his coat and pulls out a small hinged case, which when popped open reveals a gathering of blunts for calming down during emergencies Nah, that temporal bs is for folks like that Lightner. He takes a blunt and bites it, then lights it. Sweet relief.. He puts the case back in his blazer
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:10 AM
J eyed the case with interest. What're ya smoking?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:11 AM
Pot. Good stuff. Got it from a business associate as a bribe. Didn't work. Want one? It calms me down. I'm a big edgy tonight for blow.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:12 AM
He chuckles. Why not. I'm already fucked so why not get high. I've also got some interesting shit on me. Wanna see?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:13 AM
With this knowledge from the future, I could take what's mine and become the defacto King of Cyber City. I think it's a great thing!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:13 AM
Yeah, kid, show me what you got.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:14 AM
J really wasn't interested in all that future talk. He pulled a small box out of his pocket, opening it. Inside was a plastic bag with small, red crystals that looked like salt.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:15 AM
What's this?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:17 AM
This, my friend, is Crimson Salt. A new type of drug that's been only recently developed. Got it for a huge discount... You won't believe it, as a bribe. Didn't work. He huffed out a laugh, shooting Esau a glance.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:18 AM
He smirks So what's it made out of, then? I do like to know what i'm putting in my body. The irony is palpable
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:23 AM
Thirium, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. That first one is an experimental type of fuel. So, only smoke is safe for consumption. Don't worry though, I had it tested to see if it is lethal.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:24 AM
Fancy words, but is it effective?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:24 AM
Does it react with other drugs?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:25 AM
As effective as can be. Nah, it doesn't. With pot - definitely no. It's a bit hallucination inducing. Feels trippy but like, so good.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:29 AM
Save me a couple. Honestly I could use some fuckin' sleep. He pounds back the rest of his coffee and leaves the mug in the sink. Then he takes out a blunt and leaves it in front of Jay. He tucks one into Trashton's suit pocket as well. They are pretty thick and rolled with an expert hand Here's one for you too, time traveler. Later days, folks. He leaves
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:30 AM
J shrugged. No use consuming this experience shit if he has pot. Later days furcoat. He lit up the blunt, smoking it. Good stuff.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:31 AM
Niiiiice. I could use one of these honestly, after all I've learned. Hell yeah he's smoking a blunt!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:32 AM
I recommend the morning. Just one crystal can put out a couple of people, don't wanna waste it if purple furry still wants to join.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:34 AM
Fair enough!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:34 AM
Yaay smoking. Smoking blunt. Big fat blunt
06:34
Say, you got a Mike in your world?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:39 AM
Sure do. He's my benefactor, but sometimes I gotta wonder if he's got a few screws in his head loose. I mean... connections to the Dark Web? It's how I got this nice ring of mine, but still...
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:40 AM
Interesting. All the Mikes seem to be different.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:42 AM
And I'm guessing you've got one too.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:43 AM
...Yeah. Mike is... the best there could be. Or wait. Again. Was. He was.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:45 AM
...Had a falling out?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:46 AM
He took a big puff of smoke ... Yeah. Like. About an hour ago.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:47 AM
Oooh, that's gotta suck.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:49 AM
It does. Hurts like a bitch.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:50 AM
Sounds like you enjoyed his company a lot too.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:50 AM
He used to be my partner for seven years now.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:54 AM
That's really gotta hurt then. Listen. Breakups, whether romantic or otherwise, they always suck. What you need to do is find a way to vent your feelings out! I use a bat, but honestly whatever works for you.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:58 AM
J chuckled. Could work. Maybe I should thrash something here.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:58 AM
That's the spirit! I'm sure that wherever we are, they won't mind if we break a few things. We'll just toss some cash their way and it'll be fine.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:00 AM
Yeah, not like it matters to us anyways. Wanna see what we can go and demolish?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:01 AM
Hell yeah I do! Got this bat, might as well use it!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:02 AM
He looked around for a weapon and found a cane. Eh, good enough. He grabbed it. I guess I'll use this. Got no great weapons on me. Only a knife and a gun.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:03 AM
Hey, it's better than nothing.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:03 AM
True.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:06 AM
Well then, shall we?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:07 AM
J got up, grinning. We shall. Lead the way. How should I address you?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:08 AM
Call me Joseph.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:09 AM
Sure, Joseph. He walked out of the kitchen.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:10 AM
He grins, walking out as well.
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?????????? BOT 01-Apr-22 08:30 AM
https://youtu.be/rSPGDVEBdao
infest
Mario ghost boo laugh sound effect
08:30
Not much longer afterwards, something starts smelling really good in the kitchen.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:33 AM
J walked into the kitchen, with a raised brow.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 08:34 AM
Oh! Good [MORNING STAR]!!
08:34
How do you like your [EGGIES] sweetheart?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:35 AM
J looked a bit confused... But descided to show some respect fir once. Good morning. Who- who are you?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 08:38 AM
I'm Spamton! He picks two eggs from the carton he had with him on the counter and cracks them on a dish, lightly beating them with a fork and adding some spices. His movements are agile, deliberate — practiced. But you know that, I'd [BETTING GROUNDS]!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:39 AM
J chuckled, watching the man with interest. Yeah, that is true! What're you making?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 08:41 AM
What does it look like, honey? [EGGS BENEDICT AT 4.99-] He interrupts himself and clears his throat Sorry, regular eggs! But they can be Benedict if you [WISH UPON A STAR] Corruption gets the best of me sometimes!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:43 AM
Uh, oh, I'll just stick to normal eggs. It's fine, but is this corruption... Painful in any way? He liked this old man. He was nice.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 08:46 AM
Painfully annoying! It does get quite [LOUD NOISES AHEAD] sometimes My son says you can [FINETUNE] it out after a while, which I do [SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION WITH-] He's scrambling those eggs, and takes a moment to peek inside the oven to check on something.
08:48
And you? You look [FAMILIARITY]! I'll be honest I haven't been [INSIDE] in twenty years I was surprised to see it hasn't [MOVED A MUSCLE]
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:48 AM
J raised a brow, watching him check on something. Understandable. My name is Spamton, but you may call me Jayson. I'm the CEO of Big Shot Corporations!
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 08:55 AM
Who isn't, huh? He finished the scrambled eggs and put them in another dish on the counter on the other side of the stove which already housed a small pile, covering it so it would keep warm. Jayson... Jayson... Do I [REMBER] you? He looks back at J, leaning back on the counter, touching the spoon on his lips as he thought. Not many [BEINGS OF LIGHT] in here, let alone humans, but even still- I remember a [GIRL'S TOYS FOR S-], a greaser wannabe... There was a [THREE BLIND MICE] boy who had just the worst [TASTEBUDS] in the world Any of these [TOLLS THE BELL]?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:57 AM
He hums in thought. Huh, I don't know, I'm not blind, am I? However as far as taste goes... I do sometimes enjoy weird food.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 08:59 AM
Maybe it's a [COINKIDINK] He turns back to the stove What did you say you wanted your [PIPIS] like?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:00 AM
He chuckles. I don't know what Pipis is, but it used to be my chicken, so I'm going to assume you're talking about eggs. An omelette, if you don't mind.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 09:03 AM
Perfect [ONE SCOOP] omelette! He starts preparing the eggs, putting a lot of spices in the food — pepper, salt, shredded cheese and parsley, mostly. He starts humming a song as he cooks.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:06 AM
J sat the table for now, watching the older man cook. This really did feel nice... Not like he was going to admit it ever.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 09:14 AM
Soon enough, the omelette was ready, and he slid it from the pan to a small plate, handing it over to J Here you go, honey
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:22 AM
J took a fork, nodding. Thank you a lot. He began to eat the omelette. It was very tasty.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 09:25 AM
Don't mention it, sweetheart Breakfast is the most important [FROZEN MEALS] of the day! He checks the oven again, and sticks a knife in. Seems like it's ready! He picks the tray with an oven mitten and puts the pound cake up on the stove to cool down. Then, he gets around to brewing some coffee.
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:29 AM
J quickly finished the plate, eyeing the cake with interest. You cooking a cake too?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 09:33 AM
Just a [POUND AND TUPPENCE] one! For breakfast, y'know? It's [QUICK AND DIRTY] to make and it feeds a bunch of people, so I figured it was [JUST PERFECT FOR THE OCCASION] It's [CHOKKY] flavored! Without being asked, he puts a mug in front of J, and fills it with coffee for him. He pours himself a mug too and sits across him at the table
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:37 AM
Well it's a cake nonetheless. Does your son also live here? J took the mug, appreciative, and sipped on the coffee. Ah to have a father figure again...
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 09:41 AM
Oh dear lord no Well, [TECHNICALITIES] yes Y'see you're inside my shed in the backyard I thought I'd [UNBOOKMARKED] it a long time ago I was going in for some [COW TOOLS] I thought we'd left in the shed Because I wasn't really certain But oh well! He sips his coffee Sometimes you just [WALK RIGHT IN] places wrong for the first time in [TWO][ZERO] years
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:53 AM
Hm, yeah, this is quite the coincidence. But alas, thank you for the breakfast. He took a pack of cash out of his pocket, sliding it over to Greedton. This is for your troubles.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 09:57 AM
He frowns and slides it back What, no I can't accept your [GENEROSITY] I didn't do this for the [COLD HARD CASH]! You put that [BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM] young man!
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:59 AM
But- it's money isn't it? I was trying to do something nice in return. He was visibly confused. No one has ever refused before.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:06 AM
This isn't a [TRANSACTION] It's just pleasantries! he leans back on the chair, folding his hands together on his lap. You don't have to [PAY ON THE SAME COIN] me, honey
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 10:12 AM
J sighed, shaking his head and putting the money back. This genuinely confused him. Alright, sir.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:15 AM
That's right. He pulled a phone out of his pocket and lowered his glasses on the bridge of his nose just a bit so he could see the screen better, and started tapping away at it with an index finger
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 10:25 AM
J hid a smile behind the cup. This is what he imagined dads to look like.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:29 AM
He gives a curt wave and turns the kettle on.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:31 AM
Oh hi! Good morning! I made [EGG SCRAMBLE] if you want, it's right there by the stove
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:34 AM
Good morning, sir. They quickly sum up the new spamton, and then their eyes settle on the stove. Thank you for your generosity. For a moment, their eyes flicker window-ward. Nothing interesting out there either.
10:35
Have you noticed the mess in the living room?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:37 AM
I did but I just imagined it was [NORMAL HABITAT] I haven't been here in so long, for all I know everyone I [EVER MET] is dead and that was what the new [SQUATTER'S RIGHTS] did with the place You do look familiar, though, in a way He leans forward to put an elbow on the table and rest his chin on his hand Have we [NICE TO MEET YOU]?
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BIG SHOT J. Spamton BOT 01-Apr-22 10:38 AM
Upon the mention of the living room J his his face behind the mug of coffee, pushing the broken cane a bit more under the chair.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:42 AM
They take a step closer. Well, chances are, you do know me. I do not know you, but I may have heard of you. They now have an idea on who destroyed the living room.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:45 AM
He's taken a bit aback, and wiggles his shoulders, almost flattered, but in that mom way that means it strokes their ego a little bit. Oh really? What did you [HEAR ALL ABOUT IT]?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:46 AM
It depends. Do you go by any nicknames? They grab a plate of eggs and sit across from Jay.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:48 AM
I think I do? I don't [FORGOR 💀] He leans forward and presses his fingers on his eyes, like he's trying really hard to remember Oh what was it It was a [THE LORAX (2012)] reference I remember going to see that movie with my [DARLING FAMILY] in the theaters and having a fucking epiphany
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:51 AM
Don't fret over it. Whether or not I know of you isn't important. He begins eating.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:55 AM
Why wouldn't it be? It's good to find [CONNECTIONS] around and- And if you find [SOMEBODY THAT YOU USED TO KNOW] maybe you'll feel better about being here?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:02 AM
Oh don't be fooled, I am entirely neutral on this situation. I will take it in stride. Don't want to show weakness in front of a swarm of crazed Addisons and the like. He conjures up an ice cube, lets it linger on his finger tip for curious eyes to see, and then lets it slide into the tea.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:05 AM
Oh there's more [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON] here? Everything was so quiet when I came in I saw a [DASHING][MIDDLE AGED] man sleeping in the egg pile in the living room, and Jayson over here And you! Do you have a [TOP 10 PET NAMES TO CALL YOUR SWEETHEART]?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:08 AM
I do. They call be Black Ice, some around here call me other monikers. Do you have a phone? It may help me.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:10 AM
He opens the door, and finds more Spams he hasn't seen before Good god, how many of us are there...?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:11 AM
Oh, here He hands Black Ice his phone. It's a smartphone, with some wear and tear and a plain, but oddly cutesy case. He then lifts his head to the newcomer Hello! Coffee is on the pot and [EGGY] on the counter Help yourself, honey!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:12 AM
Uh, thank you. He goes to help himself
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:15 AM
This person mentioned a 2012 movie and is older. Safe to say from the future. Phone is like that of the other Spamton from last night. Screens and such. They search up Frozen, and Elsa. Oh, such.. cute nicknames. I must have gotten very soft. And to go shopping with someone... They hand the phone back. I have also been nicknamed after an animated children's movie, it seems. There are more of us than there are bedrooms, it seems. However I am sure the number of rooms is not an indication of anything, truthfully.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:17 AM
He sits and eats. He's got nothing to say, so he doesn't
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:18 AM
Oh no the house [EXTENSIONS AND RENOVATIONS]! You can just pick an [EMPTY VOID] for yourself and settle in They make more!! W- Whoever "they" is
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:20 AM
Yes, the layout doesn't make any sense. Happy to have that cleared up from you.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 11:21 AM
he enters the kitchen, then freezes in place. More Spamtons??? What the—??
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:23 AM
Waves at Spamtoon
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:23 AM
Good [MORROW]!! Help yourself to some [REPAST] Oh let me cut up the [FIST] cake it must've cooled off by now! He stands up and grabs a knife, first poking at the cake on top of the stove and then cutting a few slices, arranging them in a circle on a plate. He grabs a sifter, gently sprinkles confectioner's sugar on top of the slices, and sets the plate on the table
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:25 AM
He raises an inanimate wave to Spamtoon, and then grabs a slice. Say, does the nickname Frozen or Elsa mean anything to you?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:25 AM
...Why're you just making food?
11:25
He takes a slice anyway, heck yeah cake
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 11:27 AM
he looks around, completely confused. Then he laughs Ohhh I get it, this is a [April fools pranks for kids], huh? Must be Swatch’s doing, probably still sore about our break up… he laughed
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:28 AM
Oh I know that guy! You do look like him, now that I [ROTATE IT IN MY MIND] He points at Black Ice's cheeks It's the blue [SLIPPY SWIRLIE]! But from what I remember of [FROSTY THE SNOWMAN] you sound much more [PLEASURABLE COMPANY] than him
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:32 AM
How would an ordinary Swatchling create all of this? Enlighten me here. The blue huh... A shame, I was going to change to back red. I see that I had second thoughts. I appreciate the backhanded compliment. I must have become quite something.
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Married to Spamton 01-Apr-22 11:32 AM
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:33 AM
Munching on cake Huh, ain't bad... He glances at Greedton Which Spamton are you?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:35 AM
... Good question! What are my options?
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 11:35 AM
Well, Swatch is a pretty creative guy… and pretty in general. he snickered
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:35 AM
Couldn't tell ya. That's why i'm asking.
11:36
All I know is that there's a shitload, and you're the one who made the cake.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:37 AM
Well if you don't know, sweetie, then how could I? Maybe something could [GO OUT FOR A RUN] my memory
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:38 AM
They raise an eyebrow. A breakup and he is still thinking about someone who left him. That's sad. He finishes his tea.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:39 AM
He smirks at Spamtoon Swatch, huh?
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 11:42 AM
he shrugged Eh, it was a [spring fling fashion sale 20% off], didn’t last long. They were a huge nag, too, kept getting on my case about everything… he snorts Don’t Miss it at all. he lied
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:43 AM
I hear that. He raises his mug in agreement Asshole was good for a fling, but I could never see myself long term with that bird. For one thing he kept getting feathers in my teeth.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:44 AM
I miss them sometimes Even despite all the [LEGAL FEES] they put me thought
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:44 AM
(*Pretend I didn't mess up Swatch's pronouns, Esau's not that much of an asshole)
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 11:48 AM
he shrugged again, pretending he didn’t miss that hunky bird butler and laughed Ah, well, the worlds my oyster! And there’s plenty of pearls for yours truly to take home, [if ya know what I mean] eyebrow waggle
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:48 AM
Swatch... Should put a hit on that Swatchling, if it turns out they're that consistent of a hinderance. Well, I will excuse myself. It was a pleasure speaking to you all. They head to the common room.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 11:48 AM
He laughs That's the spirit!
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 11:51 AM
he waves lazily to the Black Ice Prez, then looked to Greedton Hey pops, got any Joe?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:54 AM
Oh, let me get that for you He stands up, and grabs a mug for Spantoon, then pours the coffee for him Do you like anything [SPECIL DEALS] with it? Cream, chocolate milk? I have to check where it is, but maybe you could also have [NUTTED MEGS]- I mean nutmeg Or-or cinnamon with it too
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 11:56 AM
he chuckled, reaching for a cigar inside his coat pocket Got any cognac?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:59 AM
Day drinker, huh? Let me see He looks around the pantry for a while
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 12:04 PM
He finishes up his cake and is content to sip his coffee Okay this is pretty good, compliments to the chef.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 12:04 PM
All-Day-Drinker, actually! he laughs, lighting up his cigar But it ain’t a [problem child], I can handle my booze.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 12:07 PM
He beams at Esau and bows his head gently, and turns back to Spamtoon Honey if you're drinking [TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY] it's a problem
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 12:08 PM
he waves a hand around It’s fiiiine! I can handle it! it wasn’t and he couldn’t
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 12:09 PM
Right.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 12:09 PM
Let him destroy himself if that's his prerogative. Sounds like fun.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 12:29 PM
he sees the cakes, deciding to grab one to eat since it is breakfast and he was getting hungry
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 12:51 PM
In the meantime, he found an apron stashed away, and has it now tied around his waist while he does the dishes, mumbling a song Love of my life, don't leave me~ You've broken my heart And now desert me Love of my life, can't you see~ Bring it back Bring it back Don't take it away from me Because you don't know what it means to me~~
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 12:59 PM
he eats one of the cakes, surprised that it was pretty tasty for something not made by a celebrity chef Mmm!
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 01:19 PM
he drinks his coffee, it wasn’t as potent as he would have wanted but whatever Hey, any [hot swing dance hits] joints around here? I wanna go dancing later.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:21 PM
Hm? Well there's bound to be [ANYONE] who wants to party here Seems like it's full of [TOP NOTCH BIG SHOTS]! And if I know myself (And I do) He finishes the dishes and wipes his hands on the apron before untying it and hanging it over a chair They're going to want to [CUT A RUG] at some point!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 01:22 PM
He scoffs Far as I know this place is just shit in the middle of nowhere! No clubs or nothing, which is a shame because I could go for a dance myself.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:22 PM
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13:22
Hes going through the fridge right now. ⚫️⚫️
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 01:23 PM
he huffs Goddammit… I get on a bender and wake up in [smallville, USA]…
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 01:24 PM
Tell me about it...
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:24 PM
he walks in here, smelling well cooked food
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:24 PM
Damn bitch someone go to the market. Fuck it, some water would do him some good right now actually
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:25 PM
!!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 01:25 PM
He pats himself down a moment, and pulls another small case out of his blazer. He sighs in relief Oh thank Christ I didn't lose these.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 01:25 PM
he waves to another Spamton, he’s wondering if he’s just having brain frog from the supposed hangover at this point
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:25 PM
he waves at the group at the table Damn not used to so many people around after the party
13:26
something smells heavenly in here though, one of you a cook?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 01:26 PM
He slips the case back into his blazer. Damn this thing is full of pockets
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:26 PM
He shuts the fridge with his hip. Glass of water in hand, he sits on the counter.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 01:26 PM
Same here, also never partied at a [just like grandma used to make] house before…
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 01:28 PM
Yeah this place is pretty shit.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:28 PM
he is still looking over at Sera got some pretty faces around though I'll admit that
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 01:28 PM
Honestly if this was an orgy, it's the worst orgy i've ever been to.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:29 PM
Oh my goodness I remember you! He walks up to Sera and holds his forearms, looking up at him You were one of my [YOU'RE MY FRIEND]!! He turns his head to Seb And you! [SAINT SEBASTIAN]!! I'd remember that cute little face anywhere!
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:29 PM
Doesn’t even notice Seb looking at him. This place ain’t too bad. It’s a house.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:29 PM
that name again! Might as well use it here I guess. It'll be less confusing.
13:30
do you know me as well old man? his body glitches hard ugh ...
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:30 PM
🤨
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:30 PM
stupid sleep paralysis demon...
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:31 PM
Of course I do! I [REMBER] all of you now Clear as [LIGHT]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:31 PM
Hey man. Don’t remember you but my memory sucks. Who’r you? You remember me but I don’t know shit about you.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:31 PM
yeah, who are you to me?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:32 PM
Anyway what about you pink shirt? Staring problem or something?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:33 PM
nah I'm just admiring the view ;)
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:33 PM
Yeah, alright. Look it up, man.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:33 PM
I told you, [SILLY BILLY] You're my friends! Or-or used to be anyway Judging by how [6 FEET UP IN THE AIR] and [BEAUTIFUL] you are I guess you're from a different time So, uhm
13:34
You used to be my friend But I'm still not yours Does this make [SCENTS]?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:34 PM
... Yeah
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:34 PM
Sure, yeah. Ok.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:34 PM
I already got the rundown from another old guy. Anton.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:35 PM
Who?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:35 PM
so this is nothin
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:35 PM
!!!!!! Anton!!! Where is he??
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:35 PM
old guy who used to live here too. Knee us before shit got flipped turnways
13:36
he's currently taking a nap upstairs... He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks honestly so good on him
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 01:36 PM
looking at Greedton What is this, Wizard of Oz…?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:36 PM
Fucks up with this place? Because I know I’ve been here before. Weird as shit Deja Vu.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:37 PM
Oh well, I don't wanna [WAKE UP STUPID] him Please, have you guys had any [SPEEDBREAKER]- Breakfast. Have you? We're running [BATTERY LOW] on eggs but I can make some more for you two
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:38 PM
I haven't! Are you the guy making all the delicious smelling food in here?
13:38
if you're offering how could I refuse! he flashes an award winning smile and settles in at the kitchen table
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:38 PM
heahehae, I guess it's [LIL' OL' ME :)] How do you like 'em, sugar?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 01:39 PM
over easy! Or well anyway really so if you break the yolk it's no skin off my nose.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:40 PM
You got it! What about you, [SERAPHIM]?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:42 PM
Huh? Nah. Not in a food mood right now.
13:43
Take it back. Just get me some toast or something ⚫️⚫️
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:43 PM
Are you sure? Maybe some [OJAY] then? There's coffee too
13:43
Got it!
13:43
He turns around and starts working on both of their requests
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:45 PM
He hops off the counter, sitting at the table too.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 01:53 PM
He stands up and cracks his back Well this has been fun but I better see what else is going down in this place. Thanks for breakfast, fella, that was pretty great. Later days, to the rest of ya. He heads into common area
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 01:54 PM
he waved to Esau, sipping his boozy coffee
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:55 PM
Bye bye, see you later~ He puts two plates in front of Sera and Seb, with over easy eggs in one of them and two pieces of toast and a square of butter in the other. He then poured some coffee for both of them, and clasped his hands together with finality Here you [LET'S GO], bottoms up!
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 01:56 PM
Thanks man. Appreciate it.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 01:58 PM
Don't mention it, sweetheart! He sits down at the table again, to keep them company.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:00 PM
So... uh. M
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:01 PM
Oh my god he's playing games on his phone!!
pogton 3
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:03 PM
he happily eats his eggs, not realizing how ravenously hungry he was
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:04 PM
sorry hold on Ok he knows he’s fucked up right now but make conversation idiot. So. What else are ya good at cooking?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:05 PM
Well I wouldn't say I'm [MASTER CHEF] but I can do [HOMECOOKED MEALS RIGHT INSIDE YOUR HOME] My children love my brownies!
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:06 PM
You got kids? That’s sweet.
14:07
You seem like a real sweet guy. Assuming you’re genuine about knowing us personally, sure this situations fucked up. Sorry about that.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:09 PM
Yes, I have [THREE SITTING DUCKS] He clears his throat Sorry I'm [FILES MISSING] But, uh, don't worry about it, honey! I-I haven't been here in a [LONG, LONG PERIOD] anyway It's like everything's brand new, really
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:11 PM
Y'know, Anton said the same shit.
14:11
Said he couldn't get back here for.... twenty years?
14:11
... it sounds like a real shit time.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:11 PM
Oh alright, haha. So what kind of ‘me’ did you know?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:11 PM
he glitches again hard, dropping his fork FUCK
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:12 PM
Oof. Sounds miserabl- Hey man you good?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:12 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:12 PM
Oh hey. Who are you?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:12 PM
C SSIUS. THIS S KS. THIS WHOLE DEAL [suck egg]!
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:13 PM
spamstanding
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:13 PM
Oh hey. Good to meet ya’. He is so fucked up. Eating his toast
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:13 PM
SERA YOU LOOK LIKE [youth group activities]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 PM
I mean yeah. I’d fucking hope? I’m 23.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 PM
I remember you.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 PM
I CANT STAY FOR L NG IT TAKES TOO MUCH [energy saver]
14:14
he swivels his head towards greedton GREEDS?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 PM
👈 ❓
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:14 PM
he makes a worried, pained sounding chirp
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:15 PM
Toast
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:15 PM
EVERYONE IS [memory clear] INCLUDING SEBASTIAN AND HE KEEPS S PPRESSING M
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:16 PM
trolled
14:16
but like with white hair instead
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:16 PM
You seem like a guy who likes to bite~ Kinda rules.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:17 PM
he looks over at sera and manages a wink I LIKE TO DO [more in every box] THAN TH T [dearest]
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:17 PM
cringe
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:17 PM
Oh cool haha I don’t know what that means right now
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:17 PM
he glitches hard and grips the table I DON'T THINK I C N STAY MUCH L NGER BUT ITS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN GR DS
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:18 PM
Oh you leaving? Come back soon or something man see ya.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 PM
Your [TAGLINE] is "miss you already" actually
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 PM
AHEAHA I WOULD IF I [couldnt be me] BUT EVEN JUST A [few minutes more.. please.] IS AN ENERGY DRAIN
14:19
and with that he statics out back into Seb, who is facedown in his eggs
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 PM
Who me?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 PM
kromerdown
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:19 PM
hey wake up
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:20 PM
Yeah Oh dear He sighs, leans forward and tilts Seb's head up by the forehead
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:20 PM
actually he was staring at me so much he’s kinda good looking haha. Hes eating his toast again
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:21 PM
He is.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:21 PM
Anyway good saying I’m gonna use it often
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:21 PM
he's still out for the moment, eyes closed and face covered in egg
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:24 PM
damn he’s so fucked up right now
14:24
wonder where the guy with the teeth went he was kinda~ well. Too.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 02:26 PM
he’s not really sure what’s happening, he sniffs his coffee to see if it was cognac or something else
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:28 PM
No comment. He walks around the table to lift Seb up into a sitting position, retrieves a handkerchief from his sweater's pocket and wipes the egg off his face. When he doesn't keep his head up, he slowly lowers his head down to the table, laying it on its side on top of the kerchief Let him [HONK SHOO] for a while How's the toast, honey?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:29 PM
oh it’s pretty good actually. Haven’t ate breakfast in fuck knows how long
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:31 PM
Too busy to have some? It's important to [SIT BACK, RELAX AND ENJ-] once in a while, sweetie. He takes Seb's plate to the sink Otherwise you'll just be [BOTTLE FEEDING] up all kinds of stress
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:33 PM
Yeah. You know what? Old men give good advice.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:34 PM
He chuckles, coming back to the table Of course we do!
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:35 PM
He blinks awake, groaning Did I black out again.... I gotta get some sleep aides.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:36 PM
yeah man you’re kinda messed up it’s cool.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:37 PM
yeah just a bit. Great first impression I'm sure!
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:38 PM
I mean yeah man. It’s like... you. Ya know?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:38 PM
He sits up properly, immediately proping his chin up in his palms Yo greeds can I bother you for some coffee? Would get up myself to get it but I'm experiencing effects
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:39 PM
He smiles just like a parent who doesn't want to spoil you but can't resist doing so Of course, honey He pours him some coffee Here
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:46 PM
he takes the cup gratefully and downs half of it in one go
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 02:46 PM
he holds his own cup since he’s lazy Hey pops, can you top me off too?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:47 PM
Sure, sure There's [ONE IS ENOUGH] for everyone He brings the pot to Spamtoon and fills it
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:48 PM
He hasn’t touched his coffee.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:51 PM
He tilts his head Are you okay, Sera?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:52 PM
Hm? Yeah man, I’m great.
14:52
How are you ?
14:53
☺️
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:54 PM
It's just I think you liked [COFFER] And you haven't [NO TOUCHING] yours Is anything wrong?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 02:57 PM
Oh yeah man sure He’s not really listening. Think I’m missing something. Like yeah memory sure but it’s like, somethin’ else.
14:57
Don’t think it’s physical either. You ever get that feeling?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:58 PM
spamstanding
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 02:58 PM
He stops for a moment, expression going surprisingly somber. Yeah. I think I do.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:58 PM
He looks around. THIS ISNT [Washroom]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 02:59 PM
he looks up and sees Anton, waving Sup Anton
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lighterium 01-Apr-22 02:59 PM
Sticker
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 02:59 PM
Pretend hes doing this
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 03:00 PM
Who knows Man, going fucking crazy today
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 PM
HI. [Sebby]. He says it with a shit eating grin I MEAN [Sebastian]
15:01
He turns around, spotting Sera and Greedton ....
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 PM
Hey lol you’re somethin’ all right.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:01 PM
He turns to Anton, and his eyes go wide Wait, no... Anton??? He stands up and holds Anton's cheeks, concern written all over his face What [HAPPENSTANCE] to you??? He yanks Anton into a melodramatic hug Look at how they [OBLITERATED] my boy [😭😭😭]
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:02 PM
His brows furrow, he stays very still as he's being inspected before hugging back GREEDTON????? YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU [Went] THROUGH A [Fulfilling][Healing arc] ¿¿¿¿¿????
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:03 PM
I did! I missed [YOUUUUU]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 03:03 PM
toast time
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:04 PM
[I'm so happy] YOU ARE [Normal] !! I MISSED YOU TOO [Uee 🥺 😭 Euu😭 Uee]
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:04 PM
[UEE UEE UEE]
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:05 PM
I'VE BEEN [Well meaning] TO THANK YOU FOR THAT [Celebrity walk] AND [emotional support salesman] FOR YEARS
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:06 PM
He breaks the hug and takes a good look up and down Anton Don't mention that, sweetheart, it's okay Are you [HONGERY]? Do you want some breakfast?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:06 PM
he narrows his eyes at anton for the nickname but sips his coffee instead of saying anything, watching the two old men reuinte instead
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:06 PM
He also looks at Sera while the exchange is happening. He needs to unpack fhat asap
15:07
HEAHEHEA WELL...IF THAT WOULDNT BE [Trouble in paradise] ...I EAT ANYTHING
15:07
I WILL [Consume] ANYTHING! THIS IS A [threat]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:08 PM
Hey me too bud
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:08 PM
YOU GET IT
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:08 PM
he raises his mug in agreement I wanna eat one of everything the world has to offer!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:09 PM
I [Persona] LIKE [CEMENT]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:09 PM
PFFT he covers his mouth but he is definitely laughing at that Yeah?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:09 PM
THATS [CONK][CREAT] BABY
15:10
THE [Grit] IS GOOD FOR [Anti IBS] CURE
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:10 PM
Oh no honey, here He gently pushes Anton towards the table so he'll sit down I'll make you [YUMMY TREATS] you look thin as a stick
15:11
Have some [£] cake He pushes the plate in front of Anton and then feverishly starts preparing something on the stove
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:13 PM
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15:13
He did vacuum that whole cake.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 03:13 PM
He's staring at Sera [👁️👁️]
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:14 PM
👁️ 👁️
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:14 PM
🤨
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:14 PM
YOU....
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 03:15 PM
WHAT? DON'T TALK TO ME I'M UPSET YOU Points at Sera THERE'S A HOT TUB OUTSIDE LET'S GO
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 03:15 PM
You got a staring problem too? Oh sweet man yeah for sure
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:15 PM
NOW IM REMEMBERING
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 03:16 PM
Hes starting to get up
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 03:16 PM
Grabs Sera by the arm and storms off again
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:16 PM
WHY IVE [punched the living lights] OUT OF YOU LIKE [4] TIMES
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:16 PM
Wow rude much?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:17 PM
BASTARD I WANTED TO HAVE A [Emo] MOMENT AFTER [Lunch] WITH SERAFINO...[Later Gator] I GUESS
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 03:17 PM
Hes gone
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:18 PM
You'll get him next time 'ton.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:18 PM
YEAH HE DOESNT [Get Better soon] HE TRIED TO [Murder] ME TOO
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:18 PM
Damn, murder?
15:18
That's wild
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:18 PM
YEAH. COULDNT EVEN [I enjoy] THE HUMAN [Vessel] I WAS IN.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:19 PM
Glad I turn out to be a fucking wild but non-murderous old man at least. he sips his coffee
15:19
You had a human body once?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:19 PM
HEAHEAHEA He Decides not to mention [Redacted]
15:20
ONCE. FOR A DAY ONLY.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:20 PM
Damn, what was that like?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:21 PM
[Old man] SPAMTONS WENT [Rabid] AND TRIED TO KILL US... YOU [Included in the package]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:21 PM
Me???
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:22 PM
THAT'S HOW [Sebastian] NAME AND [Anton] NAME 2WAS [Lost and found]
15:22
BEFORE THEN WE WERE...[NEO] AND [BIG SHOT]
15:25
He's tired of sitting still and gets up HOLD ON A [Momence] PLEASE
15:25
He walks into a wall, clipping into the adjacent washroom and putting the clothes he was carrying to wash.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:27 PM
Turns back with a plate of mac and cheese, and plenty more in a pot on the stove, and looks around ....... Where's Anton?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:28 PM
He clips back, Yawning and sitting so cutely on his seat. HI. HI. HI.HI
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:28 PM
... I gotta learn how to do that.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:29 PM
Oh, hi! Here it is, sweetie He puts the plate down in front of Anton Don't [INHALE] too quick or you'll get a tummy ache
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:31 PM
He's practically shaking because of the good smell and the violent urge to not swallow it like a pelican. I HAV'NT HAD [Two time] TO [seat] AND [Dine] PROPERLY IN A WHILE.
15:32
THANK YOU.
15:33
He looks at Sebastian YoU SHould TRY WITH [Small] He grabs his hand TRY CLIPPING [Hand] THROUGH [The lid. The lid]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:33 PM
The lid? he smiles
15:33
So what do you just. Imagine your hand goin' through?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:34 PM
He's sitting very cutely at the head of the table working on his candy crushes
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:35 PM
He thinks for a bit KINDA. [Intent] MATTERS TOO. he uses his free hand to take a spoonful of food and visibly squeals with the taste DELICIS [Macking][CHEESED]
15:35
LET'S SEE.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 03:37 PM
it’s getting pretty crowded in here he felt. He finished his coffee and wolfed down one more cake before getting up I better split, thanks god the grub pops. he waved to everyone before leaving his dirty dishes on the table like an ass
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:37 PM
He unceremoniously lifts him and Sebs hands up and slam against the counter, but instead of any hurting their hands clip through it. He keeps a firm grip,but stays there YOU [Feeling] THAT?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:37 PM
No problem, bye bye
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:38 PM
... kinda feels like TV static
15:38
he's looking at their hands, fascinated
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:39 PM
[ Makes me feel so-] [Alive]
15:39
[Memory Card] THAT.
15:40
He puts their hands back to a safe zone, and he turns to his food, trying to eat it slow, but its visible has putting bigger and bigger spoonfuls in his mouth
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:46 PM
he puts his hand flat on the table and trying to imagine it going through, and remembering what it felt like. it doesnt really do anything at first but eventually it partially sinks into the hard surface !!!
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:48 PM
You got it!
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:49 PM
he goes to take his hand out and. its stuck Well uh. Wouldnt say that quite yet!!!!
15:49
he looks over at Anton, eyes wide with the seed of panic starting to grow Hey uh. How do you get unstuck!
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:50 PM
Oh-oh
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:50 PM
WHAT AM I, YOUR [dad] TO BABYSIT YOU????
15:51
He says this while laughing, clipping his own hand and grabbing his DO IT AGAIN.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:52 PM
he focuses on the feeling of his hand NOT being stuck in a tabletop. He closes his eyes and strains a bit with the effort of trying to pull his hand out. Eventually it finally clips back through, his hand smacking himself in the face. FUCK
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:53 PM
There's a Yippee!!! Sound effect coming out of his mouth CONGRULATIONS!!!!
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:54 PM
he rubs at his face, blushing out of embarrassment Haha yeah yeah..... Great job me!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:56 PM
Hes starting to bite his fork, looking around but not sure if he should ask for seconds
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 03:56 PM
Are you alright, honey?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 03:59 PM
HE IS [methinks] HE'LL SURVIVE
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 03:59 PM
Yeah yeah I just got a bruised face and a bruised ego, is all
16:00
he finishes off his coffee, peering into the mug Damn, that went fast
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:00 PM
GET USED TO IT
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:00 PM
he sticks his tongue out at Anton
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:01 PM
HE does as well. It's purple and forked
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:01 PM
Woah, sweet mod choice man
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:02 PM
THANKS, IT'S [disease] AND [heart transplant]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:02 PM
Woah, heart transplant? Surely you're not THAT old you'd need one of those.
16:02
Disease I believe though, no offense.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:03 PM
FUNNY STORY
16:03
GREEDTON WAS THERE I THINK
16:03
I BROKE MY OWN [HeartShapedObject] TO GIVE YOU AN [Impromptu] [Heart surgery
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:03 PM
I had [MAJOR OPEN HEART SURGERY] around [THAT GUY'S] age too
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:03 PM
?? My heart?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:04 PM
Oh I remember that Fucked me up
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:04 PM
he looks down at his chest. all he sees are his immaculate tits.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 PM
YOURS WAS [broken] AND [Missing piece] SO I [freaked the fuck out] AND BROKE A [piece] OFF MINE.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 PM
he looks back up at anton What the hell is wrong with you, that'd damage you permanently!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 PM
SPENCER [Save Game] ME GIVING A [leftover piece]
16:05
I'M [Self Sacrificing like that]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:05 PM
If some dude broke his heart its not your place to go and try to fix it with your own.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:06 PM
SAID [dude] IS MY [Closest friend] He coughs up, flustering. I WOULD [deaded] FOR HIM.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:07 PM
he's curious now. If he really used to be older and got reverted then. He's sure his heart shaped object is fine. he starts to unbutton his shirt, just enough that he can access his chest compartment
16:07
he raises an eyebrow Really?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:07 PM
I'VE [endangered] A LOT. WOULD STILL [Do it]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:08 PM
he finds the seam and pops open his chest door, pulling out his heartshaped.obj. His hands come out covered in black inky sludge. Haha. What the Hell?
16:08
... maybe I do need to go see a doctor here soon I don't think uh. All that is supposed to be in there.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:09 PM
DON'T MIND IT.
16:09
[[We swear Eon is a safe substance for rese-]] He clears his throat
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:10 PM
he doesnt want to but he reaches back into his chest and pulls out his heart on a chain and holds it up. Looks perfectly normal, yeah? he doesnt look at it himself. It's cracked with a sharp toothy grin, and has a glowing blue-pink piece near the center
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:11 PM
He gives it a fond look, waving a little bit. Just like how he remembered it...huh. Looks perfectly normal to me.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:11 PM
he exhales, relieved. He lets himself look at the heart.
16:11
trolled
16:11
WHAT THE FUCK
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:12 PM
IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY [Shatter] THAT THING I'M REVIVING YOU TO [murder] YOU MYSELF YOUNG MAN
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:12 PM
he's not listening he's shrieking. that is. NOT. what a heart is supposed to look like! Not one bit!!! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
16:13
he's tugging at the chain, trying to get this..... THING away from him OUT OUT OUT THATS NOT RIGHT AT ALL NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:13 PM
He holds his shoulders, shaking him a little bit SEBASTIAN.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:14 PM
he whips his head towards Anton, eyes wide with fear WHAT! WHAT!!!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:14 PM
Calm down. His voice is surprisingly soft, a hand going for his cheek It's alright. You. Are. Okay.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:15 PM
he's breathing heavily, hand still white knuckle gripping the chain connected to his heart How... How is any of THAT okay?!
16:15
Its diseased! It shouldnt even be functional!
16:16
And you're saying thats... thats ME? That's MINE????
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:17 PM
Wow he was very distracted Oh oh okay He leans forward and places a hand on Seb's forearm, gripping it firmly, but gently. A grounding grasp Seb? Seb honey it's alright! You're [FULL OF DISEASES] just like us It's [SO NORMAL RIGHT NOW]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:17 PM
a bunch of blue and pink stuck pixels are spreading across his face and arms. he doesnt notice them.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:17 PM
Breathe with me. He is trying to incite him to do some breathing exercises You see. [Pink blue] In it? That's [Mine].
16:17
I HAVE [Game theory]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:17 PM
he doesnt want to look at it again, he doesnt want to see it but he makes a quick peek at it, noticing the glowing blue and pink spot What. What is your Theory.
16:18
he looks up at greedton and frowns I. I get tested regularly. I should be clean.
16:18
he tries to even out his breathing, but its shakey at best.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:19 PM
Maybe something happened while you're [RIGHT HERE]? I know I've been feeling [MANY A THING] since I stepped in Maybe the [NOTHINGNESS]... Did something to you?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:19 PM
[Rember] I MENTIONED BECOMING [Human Shaped]. I THINK. THE SAME IS [Happenstance] RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE [Young Shaped] INSTEAD. EXPLAINS [Cassius] BEING HERE.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:20 PM
Or that, that makes more sense
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:21 PM
TOUGH [Pills that make you --] TO SWALLOW.
16:21
IF TRUE THEN. EVERYONE'S THE SAME [people]
16:21
MINUS [me] AND [greedton]
16:22
I HAVE [22M] YRS [Memories] SO I'M JUST [Old as balls]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:23 PM
he calms down enough to shove his heart back into his chest, slamming hsi chest door shut with more force than necessary I. Still dont know who cassius is.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:23 PM
So am I You look great with those [STRIPS AND STRIPES] by the way Very respectable
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:23 PM
Why would this. Nothingness. change some of us but turn you two old the natural way?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:24 PM
THANKS. INSPIREATION FROM ALL OF YOU. I KNOW MY OTHER [Flop era] HAD [neat slick back hairstyle] FULLY [pitch black] BUT I WANTED TO NOT [worry] ABOUT LOOKS.
16:24
BECAUSE IT IS [Cruel]
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:25 PM
I don't think it [TURN IT UP] me into anything Time just [FLOWS] that's how ageing works I just Left one day and Never [RETURNED] here
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:26 PM
...WHY? DID YOU NOT [I hate it here]? ? ?
16:27
...NOT TO ME [emotionally vulnerable] BUT IVE BEEN TRYING TO [[LET ME IN PLEASE!! I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE]] FOR A WHole.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:28 PM
Oh I, I don't really wanna [JUMP RIGHT INTO IT] It's not pleasant to think about. Do you want more pasta, honey? There's [A WHOLE LOT MORE] in the pot over there
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:29 PM
SURE. TWICE SERVING [please and thank you]
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:30 PM
He takes Anton's plate and fills it back, and hands it back to him Help yourself
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:31 PM
This time he actually Vacuums that thing whole, including the plate
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:31 PM
No! Drop it!
16:31
[PLATE] isn't for eating!!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:31 PM
He's biting the plate and tries to chew it faster
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:32 PM
He grabs the other side of the plate, trying to get it off Anton's mouth It's gonna hurt your [INNARDS] c'mon!!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:38 PM
He walks in, pausing to just… watch this.
16:39
Bigstand
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:41 PM
He lets go, making sure he doesn't accidentally hurt him
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16:42
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:42 PM
Attaboy
16:42
You want something [CRUSTY] to eat I can give you some bit crumble! Not [PORCELAIN]!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:43 PM
HMM. He grumbles in agreement, looking out the window OLD [habit.] I EAT THE PAPER PLATES FROM [mealtime] USUALLY.
16:44
WHO. IS YOU He points at trashton
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:45 PM
Joseph G. Spamton.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:45 PM
He sets the plate down in the sink and digs into his pocket, throwing a small package of "salted peeled bit crumbs for a quick snack :tm:" on the table for Anton I always [PACKING] some Low blood sugar, you know
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:46 PM
How about you two? Is everything… uh. Alright… in here?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:47 PM
He takes it gratefully, muttering a thank you and going to town with the crunch HOW'S YER [Health] THESE DAYS? HOPE IT'S [Fineeeeeeeee]
16:47
YES WE ARE [Space dandy] [Joseph][Mother]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:48 PM
How could you do this to him. First he’s in a strange place, now you hit him with the Joe Mama. He gives a pained wheeze.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:50 PM
Yes, we're good! I've been [CORRUPTION] and [COMMON AFFLICTIONS OF OLD AGE] but I've been mostly well, thank you for asking, honey What about you?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:50 PM
Well I’ve found out that I’ve somehow travelled through time into the future. So uh. That’s something.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:51 PM
Welcome to 2022, son Enjoy your complimentary [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:52 PM
…Wait wait wait. The others said it was 1999 at best. You’re saying this is…2022?!
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 04:53 PM
2022? Wow...
16:53
he's been watching everything unfold as he calms down, gh0st definitely didnt fall asleep t his desl.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:54 PM
2022 is RIGHT
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:54 PM
Well, at least for [ME, MYSELF AND I] Used to be 1999 for Anton when it was 2002 [IS FOR ME], so I don't know
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:55 PM
[Hell year] TO BE FAIR
16:55
I HAVE. [Digital insanity] AND GOT SOME [Malware] BUT OTHERWISE I'M OK.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:55 PM
Well, if you guys are from the future, then there’s gotta be cool things right?! Like hovercars and stuff!!
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94 dollar shipping fee 01-Apr-22 04:56 PM
spampoint
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lighterium 01-Apr-22 04:56 PM
thats an entire different person how'd i fuck up this bad
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KILL YOUR TV 01-Apr-22 04:56 PM
spampoint
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:56 PM
WE HAVE [memes] AND [youtube ]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:56 PM
I don’t know what either of those are! But they sound cool.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 04:56 PM
🦇
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
We have [TUMBLR GROUPIE ANONS] and [BLORBOS
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
He is so cutely getting the drinks
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
]too
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
What’s a Blorbo
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
SERA. FINO
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
Yeah he's a blorbo
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
I'M [blorbo for your shoes]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 04:57 PM
huh?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:58 PM
KID.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:58 PM
Am I a Blorbo? Sir with how tall you are right now you fall under Tumblr sexyman.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:58 PM
MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
16:58
He's looking at Sera with a big smile :^]
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 04:58 PM
I'm not [100% SUREFIRE PROOF] on that but I think it's a little guy that you love a lot
16:59
My son is my blorbo :)
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 04:59 PM
A little guy I love a lot. Hmm… I can’t think of anyone like that.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 04:59 PM
Fucks up with these men and staring today What’s up man, staring for fun?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:00 PM
YES
17:00
THAT AND I DON'T KNOW [what to say]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:00 PM
Ok?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:00 PM
You know this guy or what?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:00 PM
YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON I [Witnessed] BEFORE I [Kicked out]
17:00
YEAH.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:00 PM
He continues getting the drinks Kicked outta where? Here?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:01 PM
Oh wow. Oh wait that’s right, you’re from the future!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:01 PM
YEAH. [22M] YEARS AGO.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 05:01 PM
Seras's my buddy Or, was I'm not [UNSURE] now
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:02 PM
SAME. I ONLY HAVE [memories] AND [pictures] NOW.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:02 PM
Shit, sounds rough. What, were we friends too? Yeah you’re my friend old man.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:03 PM
Wait wait. If you know this guy then maybe… do you know me from the future?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:03 PM
He’s fucked up
17:03
The severity has not hit him yet
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:03 PM
YOU WERE [young little guy] ME 'S [uncle figure]
17:04
SERA IT IS.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:04 PM
..... huh?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:04 PM
he perks up
17:04
But i thought I was your uncle figure?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:04 PM
I CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE [Funcle]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:04 PM
Listen man. Last thing you want is me in any sort of parental placement. ........ What now.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:05 PM
USED TO.
17:05
YOU WERE IN [Therapy] AND [recovering mentally from the effects of-]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:05 PM
he huffs and sticks out his tongue again before sipping at his coffee
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 05:05 PM
But Sera, you're good with [BABYSITTING]! I remember that much
17:05
You always offered to do it for me
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:06 PM
…So this place. Is this where I end up in the future then? Am I getting this right? It’s a nice place don’t get me wrong, but it’s not my usual digs.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:06 PM
I mean yeah? You raise your siblings from day one up you get good at it.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:06 PM
WHEN YOU LIVE IN A [GOD DAMNED GARBAGE CAN] YOU THINK THIS IS [Heaven]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:06 PM
I’m sure you do.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:06 PM
SPEAK FROM [Experience]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:06 PM
Genuinely.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:07 PM
Really? You? Sorry but you don't look like the babysitter type.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:07 PM
Wait what. What do you mean by garbage can. Didn’t take you for the joker type!
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 05:07 PM
He was always really [SUGAR SWEET]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:07 PM
So um. You got any proof of all this? I’m real skeptical. Yeah and you don’t look like the get bitches type, but here you are man.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:07 PM
he props his head up on his hand, still casually looking at Sera. he's really pretty.
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pleading_hearts 2
17:08
Hey I get a lot of bitches, y'know. Just having a kinda off day. I'm sure you understand
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:08 PM
Mmhmm.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:08 PM
IVE GOT. PICTURES.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:08 PM
Sure. I wanna see future pictures.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:08 PM
Ok. Show it off
17:09
There he goes staring again. Actually this is ok. Least he’s good looking. Sera kinda... watches him out of the corner of his eye.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:10 PM
;)
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:11 PM
He's watching these two and shakes his head, smiling fondly
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:13 PM
he extends a hand towards Sera Y'know I havent properly introduced myself yet. People keep calling Me Sebastian around here so. Sebastian G. Spamton.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:17 PM
Serafino G. Santavenere.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:18 PM
Ah, Italian? It's a beautiful name.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:25 PM
Haha impromptu art i love it HERE ! I FOUND IT!
17:25
He shows this To Sera, smiling
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:28 PM
he leans over and looks at it..... they look so happy it makes him feel warm inside. eugh
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 05:29 PM
He also leans over and looks at the picture with a sad smile.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:30 PM
...... he’s looking. Really hard at this photo. And it’s absolutely him, there’s no doubt. Something in his brain is stirring. Like he... like he can visualize this exact moment through that “sera’s” eyes. Oh boy.
17:30
Also he shakes Sebs hand. Didnt see that part.
17:31
What’s up with uhh. The crucifixion hands? Big ass holes in ‘my’ hands?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:31 PM
GOOD QUESTION!
17:32
SEB HAD THESE TOO. MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH [Void peepaw]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:32 PM
Huh?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:32 PM
???
17:33
he doesnt even notice that he's still holding sera's hand
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:33 PM
Neither does he.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:34 PM
He does, however. He loves gay people
17:35
FOR [Years] I EXPECTED TO HAVE MY HANDS [🕳️ ] LIKE YOURS BUT NEVER HAPPENED! THEYRE JUST [Old and scratchy] INSTEAD
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:35 PM
Maybe something happens to me to cause it?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:35 PM
Wow. This is a nice picture…
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:35 PM
Theyre gonna put me on the cross or somethin’
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:36 PM
Yeah... I doubt acid would cause that though, so I dunno what gives me those uh. Stigmata?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:36 PM
…Acid?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:36 PM
Its kind of a neat look.
17:36
Anton over there says I take an acid bath in the future.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:36 PM
Why would you do that?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:36 PM
BOTH OF YOU
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:36 PM
I doubt it was willingly!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:37 PM
…Me too? But… why would that happen to me? Everyone loves me!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:37 PM
FOR NOW
17:37
SERA WAS [doll sized] WHEN I MET HIM.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:37 PM
Wait where’s this pic of Seb? Didnt he say there was one of him to- Both of us? Damnnnnnn that’s crazy.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:37 PM
[Acid] THAT [Shrinky dinky] PEOPLE
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:37 PM
... don't tell me.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:37 PM
I CAN SHOW IT AGAIN!
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:38 PM
I... I keep my size, yeah?
17:38
he's sweating Addison height is Important you know.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:38 PM
I mean we have to! We can’t be BIG SHOTS otherwise!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:38 PM
NO
17:38
AND YES
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 05:38 PM
You were kind of [RINKY TINKY] as me for a while
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:38 PM
…Eh?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 05:38 PM
Then I guess you [GOT BETTER]
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:38 PM
YEAH
17:39
YOU Points at trashton I KINDA REMEMBER YOU NOW.
17:39
YOU WERE 3 FT LMAO
17:39
[shorter] THAN MY [current predicament]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:39 PM
what do you mean yes and no! Thats not an answer!!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:40 PM
In fact, he used the measuring tape wrong, he's not 4'7, but SHORTER than that. Everyone in the room knows that
spampoint 3
17:40
GREEDTON SAID. [You [GOT BETTER]]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:40 PM
I’m WHAT?!
17:41
Sweet lord how long did I fall into the acid for?? He’s making notes, especially one that says “DON’T BECOME A MANLET.”
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:43 PM
Doll sized huh. Did someone throw me around like one too?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:43 PM
Pointing at Seb
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:44 PM
you know what? That feels familiar.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:44 PM
I could toss you around now, if you'd liek! ;)
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:45 PM
Yeah?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:45 PM
The worst thing is… everything you say sounds crazy… but it feels… welcome? Like an old friend. Is this how time travel works? I hate it.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:45 PM
Why don’t you toss this drink outside instead.
17:45
Sure he wants it.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:46 PM
He opens his mouth, playing recordings of Sera and Seb's voices [[CELING SPAMTON CAN I THROW YOU AT THE DARTS BORD]] [[YOU. YOU WANT TO [Throwed ]ME?????]] [[FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT]] [[WELL. WHATS THE [ Tell me the magic word~]]] [[PWEASE OWO]] [[WHAT IS AN OWO]]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:46 PM
he huffs but in a good natured way. he picks up the drink and lobs it out the window with his free hand
17:46
? ? ? ?
17:46
What IS an OWO?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:46 PM
[[OwO What's this]]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:46 PM
Yeah! Tell us’ what’s an Owo!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:46 PM
He's making a cutesy little OwO face
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:47 PM
Oh! I can do that. I think.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:47 PM
damn my voice stays the same, doesn’t it.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:47 PM
He takes his mask off. The owo face isn’t as cute when the person doing it has a Glasgow grin.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:47 PM
Wait hold up can I still sing when I’m old? That’s real important. hey man wicked smile
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:48 PM
epic
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:48 PM
Thanks!!!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:48 PM
I GET TO [[Meme]] AND HAVE NONE OF YOU [[Understand jack shit]] AS REVENGE
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:48 PM
he tries to imitate the owo face. he does a really good job at it
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 05:48 PM
You have a lovely [VOICEOVER] Sera I remember enjoying you sing a lot
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:49 PM
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING FROM [1999] AND HAVING YOU [Rascals] THROW [inside jokes] I WOULD ONLY UNDERSTAND IN [20 YEARS]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:49 PM
Yeah? Good.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:49 PM
But you get them now, right? I mean better late than never.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:49 PM
YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE [Clueless] ???
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:49 PM
If it’s anything like I’ve been tonight, probably a lot.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:50 PM
YES YOU WERE [singer]....MISS THAT.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:50 PM
poor guy. Clueless... I could just. Do that now?
17:50
I mean you miss it that badly?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:50 PM
ARENT YOU LIKE [Wham!]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:50 PM
Who?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:50 PM
[Wham]
17:50
He refuses to elaborate further
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:50 PM
Ok.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:51 PM
Oh I know Wham! Love those guys.
17:51
he starts humming "bad boys"
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:51 PM
YOU WOULD SING [lullabies] WHEN I WAS HAVING [Panic attack]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:51 PM
Wow. That sounds really nice. Now you GOTTA show us your skills.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:52 PM
🤨that’s literally my music? would I? well shit man, uhh. Pick something for me.
17:52
Something I’d know preferably.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:52 PM
I can sing but I don't do it in front of just anyone, hah
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:52 PM
HEHAHEHEAHEA
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:53 PM
You should sing “Hip to be Square!” I like that one. For reasons.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:53 PM
Delighted about having experienced that
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:55 PM
Hell no to that song, hate those guys. Fake ass bitches, I’ll tell you that.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 05:56 PM
Hmm. Sing your favorite song, then.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:56 PM
He has a look of absolute betrayal on his face. How could you diss Huey Lewis and the News.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:57 PM
theyre fake ass bitches. Alright.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 05:57 PM
This is an attack on him as a person. Joseph will remember this.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 05:59 PM
❤️ god bless I’m at work. You already know what I’m picking. Got one. Real popular right now honestly. https://youtu.be/P4T3tMkjRig
EtaBSB
Mama Cass - Dream A Little Dream Of Me (with lyrics)
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:00 PM
He leans back on the chair, listening to it. It's wonderful.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:00 PM
he closes his eyes as he listens. It feels familiar. Its beautiful.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:00 PM
He’s still mad. But damn, it’s some good singing, so he’ll let it slide!
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:02 PM
Sad cat face
18:02
This reminds him of better days. He missed this.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:03 PM
I feel like i've heard this one before.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:03 PM
YOU..[hava]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:03 PM
Yeah?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:03 PM
Well it is a [TOP 100 CHARTS] song I like it a lot
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:06 PM
Brings [Memoirs] OF [Concerta]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:09 PM
It’s… nice. I know this sounds weird but it feels…. Homey?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:10 PM
EVERYONE LIVED IN [Our house]
18:11
He starts chewing on the coasters
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:11 PM
Did you like it here?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:11 PM
YEAH.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:11 PM
Despite everything, is it a future I can look forward to?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:12 PM
He gently puts a hand on the coaster and lowers it off Anton's mouth until it's back on the table No.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:13 PM
…No?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:13 PM
He thinks for a moment I'LL BE HONEST. YOUR [Business deals] IS NOT [Mine for me] BUT YOU SEEMS [Busy] AND [Happy].
18:13
MY [personality] PHILOSOPHY --
18:13
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:14 PM
Well you seem nice enough. Maybe future me would hang out with you more. And if I’m happy, then… maybe I should just let things play out, you know?
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:16 PM
Maybe shit happens for a reason, ya know?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:16 PM
Hey I wanna see him eat those!
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:16 PM
Yeah lil man eat it up!
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:16 PM
It's bad for him, honey
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:16 PM
He shrugs, eyeing around what he could eat. His stomach is a black hole
18:16
MY [personality] PHILOSOPHY IS. EVEN IF YOU [Go to hell before you die] YOU CAN MAKE THE BEST OUT OF IT.
18:16
I THINK I WAS MAD THOUGH BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO KILL SEB THAT ONE TIME
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:17 PM
YOU WHAT
18:17
he whips his head towards joe
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:17 PM
Pardon?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:17 PM
THE [human] DEAL WAS A [messy ordeal]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:17 PM
I see. He doesn’t seem to be all that shocked with the information. Hm! Ominous.
18:18
The human deal?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:18 PM
he narrows his eyes and he glitches just a bit, a ghost image of cassius's face- and his sharp maw- appearing for just long enough that joe and everyone else can see it
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:18 PM
walking into the kitchen he sees more unfamiliar faces and maybe a familiar face. In either case he smiles politely, nods to everyone and heads to the fridge to see what's inside. He'll ask questions after he's made himself some food.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:18 PM
YOU GET A [soul] ONCE AND EVERYONE GOES [Ape] AND STARTS WANTING TO [kermit] MURDER AGAINST YOUR [Beloveds]
18:18
trolled
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:19 PM
he's distracted by the new face and waves back Hey there.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:19 PM
[[HELLO THERE,, SPENCER I SEE YOU, YOU BOY BOY. I SEE YOU, SPENCER, WITH MY EYES]] 👁️ 👁️
18:19
He gets up
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:20 PM
A soul…? I guess that would explain it. I’ve heard that… certain people go crazy when it comes to that kind of thing. Maybe talk to him about it? I dunno. He probably didn’t mean it….? Again, he trails off there. He’s not sure how future him would act. So he can’t guarantee it.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:21 PM
IF HE DOESN'T [mean to me] IT I SHOULDN'T BE THE ONE APPROACHING HIM. WHY WOULD I ? He's looking up at Spencer.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:22 PM
He looks at Spencer and frowns, like he's trying really hard to pin a name to a face
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:23 PM
As he gets the ingredients he looks at everyone, a gentle smile the stim toy moves up and down in his mouth Hello? Do I happen to know you? Well it does save me from introducing myself but that is my name other than Spamton.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:23 PM
Now now, if I abandoned every person who tried to do me in, I wouldn’t be the head of a corporation now would I? Again, I don’t know this future me. It could be that he feels bad about it, and doesn’t know how to approach it. I’m a time traveller not a psychic.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:24 PM
AND I'M AN [Old asshole] WHO LIVES IN A [Garbage can] HEAHEAHEA He shrugs, now focusing on Spencer
18:24
HEY !
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:26 PM
He tilts his head as he starts putting his breakfast together. He's very confused, the stim toy is moving up and down a little quicker Um hello? What are all your names?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:26 PM
Sebastian, apparently. Normally I got by Spamton but he gestures around him So does everyone else here.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:27 PM
Hey. Serafino.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:27 PM
ANTON!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:27 PM
Joseph.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:28 PM
Greedton
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:30 PM
I see it's nice to meet you all. Anton? I heard you have information I was going to look for you. He's making french toast, nothing strange added to it, normal people food. My questions can wait it seems you were in the middle of conversation
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:30 PM
Gosh it feels so weird to [SPEAK IT UP] I haven't really been [TAG ME] like that in twenty years
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:31 PM
He's excited and walks closer, hounding him YES . TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT [Spencer]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:31 PM
he is squinting a bit at spencer before an uncharacteristically rough and wild laugh bursts from his voicebox AHEAHAHA. [SPENCER YOU BOY...PRECIOUS BOY] THATS YOU?????
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:31 PM
HEAHEAHEAEHEAH
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:31 PM
he coughs and covers his mouth
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:32 PM
He is practically vibrating... It's so nice and sad to see how sweet and polite he's being. He knows his story. It still sucks
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:32 PM
🤨
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:33 PM
Are you sure? It seemed important, you know if someone makes a mistake it's important that person own up to it kind of conversation. The French toast is almost done and he's getting plates out
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:33 PM
He whispers over to Seb must be /real/ off your game today, huh.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:33 PM
quiet hotshot.... can you blame me? look at all this shit!!!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:34 PM
Wow… there’s uh. A lot of BIG SHOTS here huh.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:34 PM
I mean I’m doing good today.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:35 PM
he playfully sticks out his tongue I could be too if you catch my drift ;)
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:35 PM
🤨
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:35 PM
yeah? maybe later.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:35 PM
hehe I'll hold you to that, Sera~
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:36 PM
He stands up I'm going to [TAKE A HIKE] I remember always liking [THIS WEATHER WE'RE HAVING] in here W-well there is none, but It's oddly pleasant
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:37 PM
THE [void] FEELS GREAT TONIGHT. [hava]
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:37 PM
Hava???
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:38 PM
HAVA NICE DAY LMAO
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 06:39 PM
Don't let him eat [NOTHING] else that's inedible! I don't like that you [JUST DO IT] that Anton that's not goid for you Anyway I'll see you all [POST MORTEM] I mean later
18:39
good*
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:39 PM
Have a nice day Greedton. It was nice meeting you? He flips the French toast and after a bit puts it on the plate with some syrup and thats it
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:40 PM
He looks at Spencer BOY.
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:41 PM
May I help you Anton? He cleans up the area he used and sets his food on the table to eat
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:41 PM
YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION.
18:41
WHAT DO YOU [Want it. Need it.]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:42 PM
speaking of holding.. you plan on giving that back? Hes talking about his hand
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:42 PM
Um... are you sure now is a good time? He takes the stim toy out of his mouth to eat his food.
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:43 PM
WHATS THE [holdback]
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:43 PM
Chewing his food before speaking You were in the middle of conversation weren't you?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:44 PM
KID I HAVE [severe ADHD]
18:44
KINDA [Forgor💀] ALREADY
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:45 PM
he looks down and finally notices. he turns bright red and lets go Whoops.
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:46 PM
Going real well on the normal thing so far. Hes teasing.
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:47 PM
He smiles in understanding I see. Well I have questions about this house, what exactly is this place? And I also have to see my friends then go to attend business meetings so do you know how I can leave?
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:47 PM
what, you want me to hold it again? he grins and raises his eyebrows
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:48 PM
ALRIGHT
18:49
MY [PowerPoint] PRESENTATION STARTS NOW
18:49
He slams his fist on the table, summoning several pop ups with several pictures and symbols
18:51
He takes a pencil from his hair, and uses it to point at the first one, a picture of the house THIS IS A [Room in between] DIMENSIONS. BETWEEN [real teas]. PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT [Parallel Universes] COME ACROSS THIS PLACE FREQUENTLY
18:52
He points at another one, it's the In game spamton sprite ALL OF THEM, USUALLY HAVE RELATION OR ARE [Spamton G. Spamton]
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:53 PM
he's watching and listening intently, despite already getting a rundown of this (kind of) last night
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:53 PM
He heads in with the fruit and puts it all down. He then proceeds to look around for the stuff he needs to make this cake. Flour, cornstarch, baking powder, eggs... lots of eggs...
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:54 PM
Stands there
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:54 PM
He points at them all YOU ARE SPAMTONS WHO HAVE BEEN HERE [Before time]...BUT He point at a pop up with eyes and wings SOMETHING CHANGED YOUR MEMORIES...THEY [Agave] YOU MEMORIES FROM YOUR [Big Shot] DAYS
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:55 PM
He turns and looks at Grover You gonna help me with this fruit or what? He smirks I need them juiced and zested, chop chop!
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 06:55 PM
He's eating his food in slow bites watching the presentation nodding slowly. It semi matches up with what he concluded from yesterday
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
Prepares fruit happily
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
AND DON'T [(x) Doubt] ME. I CONFIRMED IT BY [examination] OF THE [heartbreaker] OF SEBASTIAN. YOU'RE ALL [Old men] WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM [Amnesia]
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
sure man. He is just taking in the atmosphe.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
So I was here all along?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
Yes.
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
he reaches over and does just that, cutely holding sera's hand
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
Not me
18:56
I remember
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:56 PM
…I’d say I don’t believe you, but after the crazy shit that’s happened today… yeah, I believe it.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:57 PM
Remember what? He's sifting the dry ingredients
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:57 PM
He's right
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Sera BOT 01-Apr-22 06:57 PM
Squeeze. Oh yeah? Youre probably the only one that knows shit besides Anton.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:57 PM
...How things were before...
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:57 PM
So you’re saying I’m SUPPOSED to be a manlet?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:57 PM
I WAS THE [Youngest] IN HERE. NOW I'M CURRENTLY ONE OF THE [Oldies]
18:57
...I believe This will stay that way.
OOOUGHHHHH 6
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:58 PM
This is permanent?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:58 PM
ANYWAYS [QnA] TIME. WHAT ANY OF Y'ALL WANT TO [Learn]
18:58
GOOD QUESTION!
18:58
NEXT QUESTION!
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 06:58 PM
-_-
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:58 PM
DO WE GET HOVERCARS IN THE FUTURE
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Bannery || I got nothing. BOT 01-Apr-22 06:59 PM
He's been listening from the doorway Excuse me?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 06:59 PM
He is still sifting, gotta sift the shit out of these ingredients. He glances over at Grover What was I like before this happened?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 06:59 PM
NO. FLYING CARS ARE CALLED PLANES.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:00 PM
He falls to the floor, wailing as he punches the ground. The future had ONE JOB!!! HOVERCARS!!! And it couldn’t even do that.
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 07:00 PM
He's finished with his meal and drinks water before going to the sink to wash his dishes and his stim toy Hm... Well then that leaves the question of leaving. Is there a way to leave?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:00 PM
...Loyal.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:01 PM
He pauses mid-sift ...That so?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:01 PM
He turns to Bannery. YES YOU [Pink] [Jermoid] CHILD. WHAT DO YOU NEED?
19:01
Turning to Spencer YES....BUT IT ISN'T ADVISABLE.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:02 PM
Extremely dedicated to your chosen family. Not your brothers, but people you found.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:02 PM
I have no family, it's just me. It's always gonna be just me.
19:02
Saying that hurts, but he's been saying that for years. Why does it hurt now?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:03 PM
IF YOU ARE....[You] . YOUR TIMELINES WOULD BE [Confused] and THEN...[I don't know] ACTUALLY! WOULD BE [bad deals]
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 07:03 PM
... He puts the stim toy in his mouth, there are a lot of people in a small space. My apologies but I'm getting overwhelmed. Can we move to the common room?
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Punished Anton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:04 PM
ALRIGHT. He gets up, patting himself down. WHOEVER WANTS TO COME OVER FOR THIS, JUST FOLLOW THE HOT SHOT [me]
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Big Shot Spencer BOT 01-Apr-22 07:04 PM
following Anton
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Bannery || I got nothing. BOT 01-Apr-22 07:04 PM
Scoffs I literally just came from there, god
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:04 PM
*Still, he smiles, and slides the eggs over to Grover Separate seven of those for me.
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Bannery || I got nothing. BOT 01-Apr-22 07:04 PM
Follows them back out
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:06 PM
He sniffs. You taught me how to separate eggs... He does so.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:06 PM
I mean in the future… apparently I get a boyfriend. So that’s awesome. And I’m a total badass according to what my pal told me.
19:08
So I’m sure it’ll all work out.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:09 PM
You wanna help make this cake, Trashton?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:10 PM
Sure thing! I’ve got nothing better to do. He doesn’t question being called Trashton. It just… feels right?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:12 PM
Alright, who knows how to make a meringue?
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 07:12 PM
he had entered the kitchen, waving to everyone before lighting another cigar
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:12 PM
...Oh! I kinda do?
19:12
I could probably do it again
19:13
Your brother taught me
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Shit
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:15 PM
.................................... What?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:16 PM
...Nevermind
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:17 PM
It's... it's fine. He couldn't have known about their pasts or anything. That would be impossible. He was a Lightner who had never been to his Dark World. There was no reason to get angry. Or... sad. None at all Well, i'll do it! You gotta beat it pretty hard to get stiff peaks anyway!
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 07:18 PM
he looked at the both of them. What the hell was that all about
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:19 PM
He is whisking the FUCK out of those egg whites, trying not to think about it too hard Alright, does either of you know how to make a ganache?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:19 PM
...no...
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:20 PM
Nope. But I love eating them.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:20 PM
He's got a big grin on now Well lucky you! Get a pot, a stick of butter, some milk, sugar, cocoa powder and salt!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:21 PM
You got it! He rushes to grab those things.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:21 PM
He glances at Grover So what do you wanna see in my Dark World?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:25 PM
He slaps the things on the counter.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:27 PM
Well, to be honest, I love shopping, Closely followed by exploring new places. So as long as I get to do a bit of both of those there, I'll, Uh, I'll be happy.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:28 PM
He is mixing the ingredients together and folding in the egg whites Oh yeah, we can go shopping. I'm currently in the process of taking over my brother's luxury goods businesses, so we'll have all of the variety in the world! He laughs, and scoots a tube pan to Grover Grease and flour that for me, G~
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:28 PM
Does so
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 07:29 PM
he’s too lazy to cook but he did find it interesting to watch
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:30 PM
You know if you don't have yuzu for this you can use meyer lemons? Can you hold that pan steady for me?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:32 PM
Neat! I love lemons. Oh, Yep, Holds it
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Spamton G. Spamton (CEO of Big Shot Autos) BOT 01-Apr-22 07:33 PM
he drags sera with him out to the common room
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:33 PM
He pours the batter into the pan and makes sure the removable bottom is secure before popping it into the oven that is absolutely preheated Alright, fifty five minutes for that bad boy.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 07:34 PM
he looked over at Esau Didn’t take you for a [Martha Stewart] type, pal!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:34 PM
Cooked a lot when I was pour, before I was on the streets.
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He shrugs with a grin Ya pick things up!
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(*poor, nice typo me)
19:36
.... He looks at Grover and narrows his brows Who... ARE you? Did I really know you at one point?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:37 PM
Hey man it looks great. Can’t wait to enjoy it.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:38 PM
Why does it feel like I knew you? Why does it feel like I knew all of you people?
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 07:39 PM
he snickered Never gonna have to worry about being poor, I’ve got more money than the National Mint!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:39 PM
Well from what I’ve heard… we all live here? And we’re supposed to be different?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:40 PM
Yup! Some kinda alternate universe shit. But We only knew each other for like, a month.
19:40
I was one of the newest people here
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:41 PM
...Feels like i've known you forever. He grabs a pot and starts making the ganache
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:41 PM
It sure does...
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:44 PM
He laughs Weird, huh? Isn't that so bizarre?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:45 PM
He laughs too. It really is!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:46 PM
He looks down at his hands, they are covered in flour and he's got stuff all over his rings. He sighs and pulls one off, brushing it off on his shirt before pausing, and flicking it up into the air before catching it Yo, Lightner, catch. He tosses it at Grover
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:46 PM
AH
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He catches it
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:47 PM
It's a gold ring with an opal in it Hold onto it for me. So I don't forget about this.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:47 PM
...You got it!
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He tries to put it on. It only fits his thumb.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:48 PM
I didn’t want to believe it but… it just feels right hanging out with you guys.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:49 PM
Ghhh... Yeah, I'm glad you think so!!...
19:49
He places a hand on Trashton's shoulder.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:50 PM
.... He takes a ring off and flicks it to Trashton. Better catch it!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:52 PM
Yep, he’s caught it! Nice!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:52 PM
Hold onto that, Joe.
19:53
It is gold with a huge pearl in it
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:53 PM
Wow… nice ring. Yeah, I’ll take good care of it!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:54 PM
Smiles. It feels... oddly warm He gets back to the ganache Thanks, fellas.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:54 PM
No problem! It’s a nice enough ring anyway, last thing I’d want is for it to get lost somewhere.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 07:55 PM
He doesn't even want it back. He just wants them to have it... which is so FUCKING weird for him. It's definitely not charity... Just don't lose it... or i'll get ya. He flashses his teeth with a laugh
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:57 PM
Haha, You got it!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 07:59 PM
Ha! With that jacket on, I doubt it!! ….But yeah, I’ll take good care of it.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:00 PM
Can i pet your jacket
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:01 PM
He looks at Grover and glances between him and his coat, before laughing Sure, why not? It's pure sable, can't begrudge you wanting to give it a try~
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:03 PM
He goes over and touches the shoulder. Nice. He touches it again. Nice.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:05 PM
You havin' fun there?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:06 PM
He touches it again. Nice. Uh. Yes. Yeah. Ahem.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:07 PM
He pulls it off and hands it to Grover Put it on.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:07 PM
OH
20:08
He takes it and puts it on. It's so DAMN cozy
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:09 PM
Can't risk getting chocolate on it.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:09 PM
weirdly enough… it was cozy hanging out with these three. It felt like back when he still lived with the Addisons during their early days. It felt like… a family
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:10 PM
Right, yeah, 'course not, haha
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:11 PM
Maybe we should pick you up a fur coat when we go shopping, Lightner~
20:11
You look like a big shot in that thing.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:11 PM
His eyes light up. Yeah! Yeah! Please!! That would be so cool!
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:14 PM
he couldn’t help but smile, this was pretty adorable. And he normally didn’t like adorable, unless it was marketable
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:14 PM
We should all get fur coats. Then you wouldn’t stick out you know?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:14 PM
That would be incredible.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:15 PM
We can make a new fashion statement in Cyber City!
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:15 PM
Is cute
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:15 PM
he raised a brow Me in furs, huh? I usually buy them for my partners, not myself…
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:15 PM
Oh you should try it. It's warm, it's comfortable, it's handsome...
20:16
It says i've got kromer~
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:16 PM
he chuckled, striking a pose Well, I AM handsome…
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:16 PM
And if you’re handsome, you deserve the best, don’t you?
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:18 PM
he grinned, a comical shine flashing from his very white teeth Why, I know it!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:20 PM
The oven dings, he pulls the cake out of the oven and removes the bottom of the pan, letting it rest for a little before he flips it out onto the rack
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:22 PM
Oh! That smells incredible!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:22 PM
He smirks. Oh yeah, still got it Why thank you~
20:24
He has also successfully made a nice smooth ganache
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:24 PM
he also smells it Oooh hello~
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:24 PM
Man. The stuff at the Cyber Cafes are nice, but nothing beats a home cooked meal. He looks… almost sad after saying that.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:25 PM
Thanks to the stranglehold on time the house has, the cake is now cool. Esau begins to frost it with the ganache until it is ridiculously smooth because he is a perfectionist
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:26 PM
Nice, niiiice!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:27 PM
Humming and swaying as he frosts the cake 🎶🎶💗
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:30 PM
he smiled, he couldn’t remember the last time anyone he knew cooked for him Bet your partner digs you cooking like a 5 [fill up with Chevron] star chef… he chuckled
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:31 PM
He laughs I'm a free man, are you kidding? Partner? I'm more of a fling every few days guy, even Queen knows that.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:31 PM
...oh thats sad. He wonders where esther is.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:32 PM
Same here same here! Though… it’s more like they leave me…
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:34 PM
I gotta admit though, some of the fellas here might be worth a rendezvous~
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:38 PM
the mention of Queen makes him sigh and smile wistfully Ah, Queenie… she’s pretty fond of yours truly, y’know.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:39 PM
With those cooking skills? Anyone would be happy to have you, you know? Sure it’s one thing to be good in bed but if you can’t have a nice meal afterwards, what’s the point?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:42 PM
He quickly makes a slice of cake and slides it onto the table, with a fork landing on the table quickly following it. Then three more follow Yeah, I mean, I could have Queen if I really wanted. I coulda had Swatch, too, but neither of them really get my motor running. Good for a weekend though, especially together. Sit, eat.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:43 PM
Sits and eats ...OH my god this is so GOOD
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:44 PM
he sighed, taking a plate of cake I’ve had my flings, a couple marriages, couple divorces…
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:45 PM
Yeah you don't expect much out of citrus and chocolate but don't knock it 'till you've tried it. He glances at Spamtoon, goes to ask something, and then doesn't
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:45 PM
He grabs some cake and pulls down his mask to enjoy it. Hell yeah, this is good cake!!!!!
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:46 PM
he eats the cake and was pleasantly surprised with it. Who knew citrus and chocolate went together so well? Mmm!!!
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:47 PM
This is one of the tastiest things i've ever had!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:48 PM
He smiles as he eats. Okay so maybe this was nice. Maybe he missed it a little Heh, don't mention it.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:49 PM
Man, this stuff is great!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:51 PM
Now I so mean to brag, but I man an absolutely outragous limoncello cheesecake.
20:51
(*make)
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:52 PM
Oh shit, for real?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:52 PM
Fuck, I make my own limoncello. All you need is 100 straight proof vodka.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:52 PM
I'll have you know, Lemons, Vodka, and Cheesecake are my three favorite foods.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:53 PM
Well then it looks like we have a party~
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:53 PM
Hell yeah it is!
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:55 PM
he looked at Esau Damn you make [Cheesecake Factory book reservations online], too?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:55 PM
Only downside is it takes about a month to make good limoncello from scratch. He glances at Spamtoon You gotta find ways to entertain yourself!
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 08:57 PM
he waves a hand Oh I do! I go dancing at swing clubs! he grinned I’m damn good on the dance floor.
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 08:57 PM
I play video games
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 08:59 PM
I only really dance the tango, but I know how to waltz.
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appleangel 01-Apr-22 09:00 PM
ost: he grinned afain I’m an excellent dance partner, too! Though none of my past life partner were.. he huffed
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:01 PM
Well apparently time is messed up in this place. Maybe you can use that to make the limoncello?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:01 PM
He blinks and looks at Trashton Holy hell that's an idea...
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:02 PM
Come on! You can’t just tell us you can make a limoncello cheesecake then skimp out on us!
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appleangel 01-Apr-22 09:02 PM
(*again)
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:03 PM
Hmm... He gets up and checks the pantry before his jaw goes slack Why didn't anyone tell me we had rainbow vodka!?
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:04 PM
Oh, No, I was drunk last night. I'm bowing out of this.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:04 PM
Hey look, I only get drunk at parties... I get VERY drunk at parties but this ain't a party.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 09:05 PM
he laughs I get buzzed but I don’t get drunk THAT often…! *that was a lie
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:06 PM
He sighs, and finished the cake. I should get going anyways. I'm exhausted. I have to go do taxes lol He gives all the kromer back to Esau. ...You want the coat back?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:06 PM
I mean, it’s a bit of a party.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:08 PM
He takes the coat and puts it back on but he pushes the kromer back at him Take it, pal. Save it for when we got shopping.
kromereat 2
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Grover Clanton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:09 PM
Golly, Thanks!
21:10
He looks at his friends. ...Take care, Ya'll... He heads out.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:11 PM
See you.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 09:11 PM
he waved, smiling at Grover See ya, pal! funny, he actually did feel sad to see him leave
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:12 PM
He also feels a little melancholy, but eventually he reaches into his pocket to pull out his little case ...I know it's not a party but anybody want some molly?
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:13 PM
Sure thing.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:14 PM
[👁️ 👁️]
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:14 PM
He flicks a tab to Trashton. They are yellow tabs with suns carved into them
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:15 PM
Oh, that’s cute.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:16 PM
He picks one up and pops it in HAVE A NICE ONE BUDDY
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 09:16 PM
he held up a hand None for me now, thanks.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:16 PM
He laughs and pops a tab Suit yourself, pal.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:17 PM
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BABYSITTER ANYWAY
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:17 PM
Pops the tab in. Remember kids! If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die! Please.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 09:18 PM
This is gonna get weirder than it already is…
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:21 PM
Oh give it about a half hour...
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:21 PM
Yeah. He was right though. We’re definitely going to need a babysitter though.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:25 PM
SO BESIDES BITING ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO PREVENT A DISASTER WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:27 PM
He inhales deeply as he tilts his chair back and runs his tongue over his lips Oh boy... I'm the CEO of Big Shot Enterprises and its subsidiaries. I'm working on taking over every major corporation in my City. I want it to belong to me. I want what I never had as an Addison. Power.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:28 PM
WORD
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:28 PM
Oh, so we’re basically in the same boat then.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:29 PM
He grins wickedly I can't wait to go into my damn brother's tower and personally fuck up the place...
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:30 PM
AND THEN WHAT? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU HAVE IT ALL? YOU LOSE YOUR CHARACTER MOTIVE BUDDY AND THEN WHAT DO YOU DO? YOUR COAT LOOKS SO SOFT
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:32 PM
I get bigger. I get better. I move into the Mansion and make Queenie clean my boots. Who's going to fucking stop me? He shakes the sleeve out so Skunkton can feel it You like it? It's real sable. Gotta be about forty of them in this coat.
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:34 PM
Agreed. I need to get bigger. I need to be the biggest there is.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:34 PM
He's touching it he's having the time of his life running his fingers through the fur
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:35 PM
Smirking Like that, Huh?
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:35 PM
He nods, mesmerized
21:35
He's finally enriched
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:38 PM
Loosening his collar, he's starting to heat up. He smiles Hochi mama...
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:38 PM
WHAT
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:39 PM
Nothing~
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:40 PM
Hoo boy….
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 09:40 PM
he sighed, the Molly was kicking in for these jokers and he had to babysit them. Damn. If only he had a cutie in his lap to pass the time with in the meanwhile
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:41 PM
I feel like... really great now.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 01-Apr-22 09:41 PM
HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN ON MOLLY BEFORE STOP SWEATING THERE'S A POOL OUTSIDE SPEAKING OF I'M GOING THERE NOW SEE YOU LOSERS
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:41 PM
Eh, I kind of like it~
21:42
... Fuck what am I saying pool sounds incredible. He gets up and leaves
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:43 PM
He hasn't been on molly before, contrary to all his big talk.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 09:43 PM
he waved to them and sighed. He needed a date and a dance hall
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Esau Gardenia Spamton, Big Shot CEO BOT 01-Apr-22 09:43 PM
Hey assholes pool time come on!
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Big Shot Trashton BOT 01-Apr-22 09:44 PM
Right, right! I'm coming! He follows.
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Big Shot Spamtoon BOT 01-Apr-22 09:59 PM
he sighed as he finished his cake and left the kitchen, deciding to leave
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:12 PM
They open the fridge. There is a Pepsi Crystal. They take that and pour a large glass with ice for Greedton. For himself though, a water is fine.
22:12
They head back out.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:30 PM
He peeks his head here. Nobody else. He sighs and walks in, sitting at the table
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:31 PM
These people are very charged aren't they?
22:32
They glance out the window, and turn to Greenton.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:34 PM
Very. When you're high on [NARCOTICS] and [RICHES] you tend to be
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:35 PM
I nearly killed someone here twice today. It's exhausting.
smilepink 1
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Saul '97 BOT 01-Apr-22 10:37 PM
He stomps into the kitchen and opens the fridge…he sees a cake sitting in there. He almost reaches for it…but then goes for a carrot instead. He sighs, munching on it.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:38 PM
This place is exhausting, yeah You know, When you take a [HARSH DECISION] and you forget-- Excuse us?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:38 PM
Ignore him.
22:38
It's easier that way.
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Saul '97 BOT 01-Apr-22 10:38 PM
he turns his head, moth full of carrot …whath?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:40 PM
Nothing. Enjoy yourself.
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Saul '97 BOT 01-Apr-22 10:41 PM
he rolls his eyes Ok fine if you don’t want me here either I guess I’ll leave…stupid boring house with stupid stupid people. Ugh. he takes his carrot and leaves
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:42 PM
That was easy.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:42 PM
... Thank you
22:44
Anyway, When you make a [COMMITTED] to something and you forget what was so bad [WITH NOTHING] it? And then you go back, and for a [BLINK AND YOU MISS IT] everything's fine ... But then you start noticing that Things [REMAIN SIMILAR] and-and And that's not a good thing?
22:47
I don't know why I'm [REVEALING TRUTHS] you this It's not like you know what I'm talking about
22:48
I guess I've always liked to hear my own voice
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:48 PM
Some times people need a therapist, I guess.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:50 PM
He chuckles I've had one for [TWO] [TEN] years, honey Did me a lot of good
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:51 PM
A shot in the dark here: a Typeling?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 10:53 PM
Yes! How did you [DETECTIVE WORK]?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 10:57 PM
I know a Spamton had a Typeling therapist. You look like the only one who would have a therapist. It was also relevant to the conversation so I figured I would ask. If you had said no, I would attempt to ask someone else if it came up, Greedton.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:02 PM
Well, it's not very [RARE DROP] for someone to have a [SHRINKY DINK] I mean a therapist. Although I guess it'd be [SET APART] for a Spamton Considering, he gestures vaguely you know.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:03 PM
Exactly.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:05 PM
But, yeah. This has been a very nice [REFURBISHING] for me
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:06 PM
It is a shame you had to see us all like this.
23:06
Unfamiliar.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:08 PM
That's alright I think it'd be [WORSTIES] if you were familiar, honestly He looks down at the table, arms resting there, twisting his wedding band with his thumb, almost a stim. I think I might go back [HOME PAGE] soon.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:14 PM
I think you should too. As fun as it has been here for you, all things must come to an end. They open their jacket, and fish around in a hidden pocket. They then take out a ring, a simple one with a blue gem in the middle. They slide it across the table. I'm not one for sentimentalities, but I figured my older self would want to gift a worstie something. That ring is normal, no worries.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:18 PM
He takes the ring and inspects it, but puts it back on the table I- Well, it's [EXTRAVAGANT] for sure, it's really beautiful He slides it back Ice-ways But I don't think you should be [GYFTMAS] it to me, sweetheart
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:19 PM
Oh I have plenty of them, I would simply sell it elsewhere.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:21 PM
Well then it's not really a [SPECIL GIFT FOR A LOVED ONE], is it?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:22 PM
I barely know you. But you know me. They pocket the ring. I wouldn't be doing this for me, I wouldn't love someone even if I tried.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:26 PM
Are you sure? Well - I don't mean to be [INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS] I'm sorry, sweetheart Love is one of the best [HUMAN FEELING] to have and to be a subject of
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:28 PM
It is also the greatest weakness.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:29 PM
I used to take it for [GRANITE] when I was younger And I only ever [REALIZATION] when I started truly missing it
23:30
Being [VULNERABILITY] is good, honey It makes you feel closer to people
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:31 PM
And that is exactly what I don't want. In fact, I think I'll forget all of this, once I can.
23:31
Good on you for finding your own version of a happy ever after though.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:34 PM
He shakes his head, but it's not in response to him. It's a helpless gesture to them telling him they'd forget it all It's not perfect But it's the best I could [ASK FOR], all things considered I'm happy He took a pause, looking at the grains of the table I'm happy.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:37 PM
Perfection and Happiness are two different things. It's good that you know the difference.
23:38
You will not be returning, will you?
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:39 PM
I don't think so. It's better for me that I [TURN THE PAGE] I can't go through the same spiral twice in my life
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:40 PM
Good choice.
23:41
I can't help but think I will make the wrong choice, on purpose.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:41 PM
:?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:44 PM
I just can't figure out why I will.
23:44
A mystery I don't want to solve.
23:44
You should be sure to say goodbye to everyone.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:46 PM
...Can I be [BLUNT OBJECT] with you?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:48 PM
Go on.
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Greedton, finely aged BOT 01-Apr-22 11:50 PM
I'm too old to bother with people who don't.
23:51
Well.
23:51
He stands up Thank you so [VERY VERY MUCH APPRECIATED] for the drink, sweetie I think you're nice, even if you [CAN'T SEE IT] Have a good night.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 01-Apr-22 11:53 PM
For tonight I will take that as a compliment. Good night to you too. They wave and watch him go.
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THE BIG SHOT FROM BIG SHOT AUTOS BOT 02-Apr-22 12:24 AM
He rummages around, until he finds a 12 pack of beer. He grabs it and speeds off.
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Spamton! BOT 02-Apr-22 01:13 AM
pinkstand
01:14
He starts cooking something. The familiarity is nice.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 01:23 AM
He's still cooking
01:23
Huh.
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:07 AM
spamstanding
03:07
Alright. Cooking time.
03:08
He is doing pretty good on this cooking up this fish, cooking around Rosario.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:08 AM
watch
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:09 AM
DON:T MIND ME BUDDY :^
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:09 AM
....Rough day?
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:09 AM
YUPPERS
03:10
WANT SOME??
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:11 AM
Sure, I haven't eaten much since. You need some [maintenance help] ?
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:11 AM
UH MIND GRABING A LEMON FOR THIS [Bad boy]??
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:20 AM
He gets a lemon, slicing it in half, he can't help but compare his jaw to the sliced lemon.
03:21
Here ya go buddy
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:22 AM
THANK YOU!!! He squeezes it over the fish, but leaves Rosario's slice next to the fish for his own convenience.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:22 AM
No problem.
03:22
Still. Need [Maintenance] ? I've gotten my [mind blown] Like that before.
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:26 AM
I"LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT LATER. He dismissively waves. IF ANYTHING THIS MIGHT KEEP THAT [%@#$]ER FROM [Punch out!!] ANY HARDER HEAHEAHEA!!!
03:27
NEXT TIME I"LL MAKE EM EAT [$!$!] THOUGH!!
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:27 AM
Yeah I think you can get [violent revenge]
03:28
Just knock and I'll get you a brand new custom fit. He gives a thumbs up
03:28
I also have [weapons] He stakes a bite out of his fish. He is hungry
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:30 AM
YEAH I DO TOO :^ I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO [brain blast] IT A BIT FIRST. SO!! HOW IS IT??? THE GRUB???
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:31 AM
Delightful.
03:31
It's the first thing I ate since i got...[That]
03:31
So it tastes even better.
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:34 AM
HEAHEAHEA!! GOOD GOOD!!! GOTTA SAY YOu"RE THE [1st] PERSON I"VE MANAGED TO COOK WELL IN FRONT OF. I THINK. He realizes that this is going to be awkward, the whole eating thing. He cuts up the fish and throws it in the hole. Yeah this is fine and normal.
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SPAMTON [Pink, Rosario] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:48 AM
Well. I'm honored. I do enjoy cooking still, despite [shifting directions] to a gardening as well.
03:48
If you need anything, do let me know
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 03:48 AM
WILL DO!!! SAME TO YOU PAL :^ LET ME KNOW IF I CAN EVER [f1] IN THAT GARDEN OF YOURS!!
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Spamton J BOT 02-Apr-22 04:07 AM
J walks in, dumps the drugs out and sits at the table, relaxing. What a day.
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This bitch is JAWLESS BOT 02-Apr-22 04:12 AM
HEY JAY 👋 Man he's cold as hell. JUST GOING TO LIGHT A FIRE
04:13
🚶
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 10:59 AM
What a day and a half, huh. He's down here, feeling like absolute shit. He always forgot how awful the day after benders were, even though more often than not they were the only way he could tell he even had a bender to begin with. Not proud of it. He slumps over to see if they have any leftovers and contents himself with stuffing his face with day-old grandpa-made pound cake.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:02 AM
Starton crawls into the kitchen, standing up properly once he sees someone is there, dusting himself off. Greetings, [NEW! NEW!] stranger!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:02 AM
[Indoors] VOICE PLEASE
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:03 AM
[I am not indoors I am in a kitchen] but sure.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:04 AM
He takes a look at Starton for the first time WHAT'S YOUR [Best deal], RAPUNZEL?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:06 AM
Starton climbs onto one of the chairs. My [name is] Starton G. Spamton, here to reside for a few [lightyear]s! Want my [hair care routine]?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:10 AM
🦇
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:10 AM
spamfront
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:11 AM
He looks at Starton, up and down, mouth slightly open and the most braindead look on his face. He shales his head as an answer
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:11 AM
Oh new Spamton?
11:11
Good morning!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:11 AM
shakes even
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:11 AM
Starton! I also [welcome] the rise of the solar sun!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:15 AM
Nice to meet you! Names Serafino, but you can just call me Sera.
11:16
Well. At least it was an even exchange. Talking is way easier now.
pogton 3
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:18 AM
Starton jumps off the chair and walks up to him, extending its hand. [Pleasures], [Pleasures] to meet you! I [like love] your hair [choice]!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:18 AM
YOU'RE MORE [Puntable] THAN FROSTY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:20 AM
He shakes Starton’s hand Hey thanks! About time someone came around with real long hair~! Morning Skunk~ feeling alright?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:21 AM
LIKE THE [Dying], SWEETHEART
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:21 AM
They turn their head a full 180 degrees, glaring at Skunkton with a wide grin. I'd [like] to [watch you try], but thank you!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:22 AM
You poor man... you went crazy yesterday~ but like. In a good way.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:22 AM
He makes a grotesque vomiting sound in response to Starton and drops his forehead on the table
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:24 AM
He got back to normal and trotted over to the fridge. But being absolutely tiny, he couldn't reach anything when he opened it. So, naturally, he floated up to grab himself some pound cake.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:26 AM
Sera squeezes Skunkton’s shoulders, like a massage. It’s comforting. need anything skunk?
11:26
Also! Where are you from Starton?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:27 AM
Space! He hops on the counter and starts munching on the cake.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:27 AM
He tenses up at the touch at first, but relaxes after a second and lets out a little whine of appreciation [[Medication]]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:33 AM
Ibuprofen, Advil, aspirin? Oh really! Actually that rules~ what’s it like up there?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:34 AM
[Empty]! And [brr brr cold cold]! Boring!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:34 AM
He mumbles something unintelligible. He's gonna take whatever you put in front of him.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 02-Apr-22 11:37 AM
Sera grabs some ibuprofen from his pocket, placing it in front of Skunkton, goes back to hands on his shoulders. Well! It’s never boring or empty here~
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 11:38 AM
He shifts his face on the table and inhales the ibuprofen
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:38 AM
[Truth!] I like Earth, my best work~
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 11:59 AM
He soon was finished with his meal and hopped off of the counter, trotting around the kitchen, curious.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 12:30 PM
He sits up. He took a nap slumped on the table by accident because the massage was really nice and apparently he's half cat now. He seems to be alert now. [Wätor]
12:35
He gets up and takes a Big Sip of water
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 12:59 PM
... And leaves for the living room.
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 01:04 PM
He hunts down a few granola bars and shoves them down the hole, wrapped and everything. He missed eating drywall.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 01:05 PM
Star is still there, waving at Frozen. Hey hey!
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 01:05 PM
HEY [twinkle toes]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 01:05 PM
DON'T [Lie in bed] TO ME FROZEN [["I FELL"]] THAT'S A [Trapped in a loveless marriage] EXCUSE WHAT HAPPENED? ?
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 01:05 PM
I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS IN A REALLY FUNNY WAY
13:06
He tucks some loose wires back up. I'LL BE FIXED SOON ROSARIO OFFERED.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 01:06 PM
😒
13:07
OKAY [Fine and dandy] IF YOU DON'T WANNA TELL ME WHAT [[Really happened]] I CAN'T FORCE YOU
13:07
🚶
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 01:09 PM
He pops a other bar in, trying to do some sort of trick shot. It hits his forehead.
spampoint 2
13:10
He then turns on the kettle.
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 01:34 PM
He heads outside with the tea. Maybe a hot tub time will fix him.
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:09 PM
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:11 PM
frozendown
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:11 PM
kromerdown
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:12 PM
Star looks at the unfamiliar guy, scuttling over on all fours and poking him with his hand. Is he [Dead]?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-Apr-22 03:12 PM
From upstairs, peeping over the hole HEAHEAHEA THAT'S FOR THE [Tomb] BYE FROSTY
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:14 PM
[[I want two Chicken Mc-Grill Burgers, and I want two mc surprises and one happy meal and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh two liter coke. Thank you!]]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:15 PM
YEAH I W4NT THAT [2]!!
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:16 PM
I [Have No Idea] what this is!
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:16 PM
LAME
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:16 PM
[YOU'RE LAME]!!! He's very loud.
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:17 PM
He coughs and gets up, stretching and as usual, cracking several joints
15:17
TOOK YOU A [Genius] LYRICS TO KNOW THAT?
15:18
He starts scurrying for food. He knows he has snacks hidden somewhere
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:19 PM
Star is very pissed upon being called lame. So he scuttles up the wall to sit on the shelf, puffing his cheeks. They now have an angry puppy face.
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:20 PM
HEY [Twinkle Toes] I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU
15:20
He pulls up a window.
15:20
spampoint
15:20
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15:21
He is still laying on the ground.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:21 PM
Star peeks down from the shelf. >:C Incorrect! I'm in the center!
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:21 PM
EHAHEHEAHEHEHEAHEAHEA
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:22 PM
OH SORRy. PRETEND THE ARROW IS POINTING AT THE CENTER THEN.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:22 PM
It is correct then :3
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:24 PM
frozendown GOOD
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:24 PM
He has a snack hoard,but something kicks him and he shoots up straightz and starts actuallt settling for cooking. He starts frying an egg
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:24 PM
In here now, notes the stranger, pauses at the sight of Anton still being old then Frozen. Wow [Dr.Who] did you 🍕 off this time [Elsa]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:25 PM
THE STAIRS
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:25 PM
Star watches them with interest, hair swishing behind him like a tail. Hi spamfront !
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:26 PM
HI SPENCER [Hiiiii]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:26 PM
Waves lazily at the newcomer and he crouches down to Frozen's eyelevel [I warned you about stairs bro] smirking
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:27 PM
He waves while making some mediocre eggs
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:27 PM
DON:T YOU RECITE THOSE WORDS AT ME
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:27 PM
[It keeps happening]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:27 PM
SHUT
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:27 PM
Yo [Big Shit] His smirk is so much wider as he stares at Frozen What? Didn't [havana] nice FALL?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:28 PM
Star jumps down from the shelf on the counter, scuttling over to Anton. [Whatcha] makin'?
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:28 PM
OH NO IT WAS GREAT ACTUALLY
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:28 PM
EGG!
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:28 PM
I LIKE FALLING DOWN STAIRS
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:29 PM
[EGG]... I have [EGG] too! He reaches into his hair, and pulls out.... A pipis. The word "EGG" is played back exactly how Anton said it, with his voice.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:30 PM
I guess [It keeps happening] huh
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:30 PM
[PIPIS]
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:30 PM
[[PEEPIS]]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:30 PM
[PIPIS]
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:30 PM
He nods in complete understanding
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:31 PM
nods [Pipis]
15:32
Laughing as he stands up and goes to the fridge to make things or more like whatever disgusting monster of a diet he's conjuring up As [munchies] as I like the [noob] look, drop [Bye Bye Bye] my room to get [dat] [fix it felix]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:33 PM
YEAH YEAH [Caged Rose] OFFERED TOO I"LL GET TO IT.
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:34 PM
once he's done He takes a bite out of his before wincing [Burnt] AND [Bad] ! [Sad!]
15:34
He keeps eating it anyways and decides to get a pitcher of water and some snacks for upstairs. He obviously is off his cooking game today
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:35 PM
Star carefully put the pipis down and got a pan, sitting on the counter as he cracks the pipis and begins cooking a pipis omelette. There are several stars in it.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:36 PM
Dumping the condiments on ... was that a fucking plywood sandwich he downs it in one go Tonight [Elsa]. Smirking as he cleans up [Dropbox] Tonight.
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:36 PM
pogton pogton
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:36 PM
EH. I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT.
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:37 PM
He's pogging at both things at once
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:37 PM
He gets up, shoves a chipped off piece of jaw into a pocket, and looks over at the omelette. WOW THAT LOOKS.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:38 PM
The omelette comes out sparkly. Star puts it on the plate and trots over to the table, climbing on the chair and beginning to consume the pipis. [[WOWWEE]]!!!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:39 PM
Got [benches]? He crosses his arms [Whale] if not [tonite] I'll barge in tomorrow [GOOD MORNING AMERICA] whether you like it or [knot]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:40 PM
WHAT THE H3LL ARE YOU PLANNING
15:41
I REMEMBER LAST TIME THAT [$!$!] HURTED I"LL GO TO A [hospital simulator] BEFORE I DO THAT AGAIN
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:43 PM
He smirks wide and looks at Frozen Oh I [4got] to turn on [da] pain blockers [oopsies poopsies] Laughing hard before Waving his hand But [gnome] it doesn't require [this or that] since its external. I'm doing a external [repair] job. Boring painless, can't [spite] at all during [IT movie]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:44 PM
I DO NOT TRUST YOU 💙
15:44
ANYWAYS He gets up.
15:45
NOW I"M [crave cereal] REAL FOOD
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-Apr-22 03:45 PM
You dont have [tutu]. I'll [finders keepers] you if you [donut] fix it [b4] I do Laughing as he leaves
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:46 PM
He kicks the stool into a better position and gets to work cooking. Those granola bars weren't enough.
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:46 PM
He feels a bit out of place... he doesn't like this feeling. Instead of thinking too hard about it he starts shoveling cereal in his mouth
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:46 PM
WHAT WAS WITH THAT??? I DON"T NEED HIS [stinking] HELP
15:46
HEY ANT YOU WANT SOME OF WHAT I"M MAKING???
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:47 PM
YOU SHOULD [take it in stride] ANYWAYS. HE'S A [Good] DOCTOR
15:47
OH HELL YEAH MY [Stomach ulcer] IS A [vacuum]
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:47 PM
Star finishes the omelette. he hops down from the chair, pats Anton on the back, and runs to put dishes away.
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:48 PM
little
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:48 PM
NICE!!! He grabs some noodles and chops some veggies. Who the hell has been shopping for this stuff???
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:49 PM
He hops on the counter once again, watching Frozen. What're [YOU] doing??
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:51 PM
STIR FRY. SOMEDAY ALL OF THIS IS GOING [crashing down from the ceiling] ONCE I [/roll sides:100 = 1] AND BURN THE [kitsch] DOWN.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:52 PM
[[MAkE]] me [SUM]!
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:52 PM
Rosario probably EH IT'LL BE FINE . THIS PLACE HAS HAD WORSE
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:54 PM
YOU JUST HAD AN OM- FINE. BUT YOU HAVE TO [tell me the truth] HOW GOOD IT TASTES!! YEAH I KNOW BUT STILL IT WILL BE EMBARRASING
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:54 PM
[[OKIY]]!! Only [TRUTH]!
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:54 PM
With little while longer, the food is done and set out for the three of them.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:55 PM
Star actually has to stand on the chair to reach the table. So he does just that, taking a big bite out of the food.
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:55 PM
:^ He is watching Starton intently.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:56 PM
It is!! So [TASTEE]!!
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 03:57 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 03:58 PM
He absolutely downs the whole plate. Well, it is as they say - you can't feed a black hole enough!
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 04:01 PM
He starts eating it, stopping to savor the food
16:02
YO..... THIS [sHIT'S BUSSIN', RESPECTFULLY! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH]
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 04:04 PM
DAMN RIGHT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He then proceeds to lift his own plate and let it slide into his mouth hole or whatever.
16:05
WELL!! WHAT ARE THE BIG [projects] FOR TODAY???
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 04:06 PM
[NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC LIVE]!!
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 04:07 PM
1-[Photocopy] MEMOIRS 2- [Deploy] SNACKS AT SERA'S ROOM 3- CAUSE [Problems] ON [porpoise]
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 04:08 PM
OO, I wanna cause [Problems] too!!
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 04:09 PM
SOUNDS LIKE YOU [old men] HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL THEN!!!! BETTER START [brain power] THE PROBLEMS TO CAUSE
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 04:20 PM
OH YOU [Know it] HOW IT IS. he vacuums the rest of his food, nodding a bit SEE YOU FOLKS SOON. GOTTA DEPLOY SNACKS FIRST
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JAWLESS BEHAVIOUR BOT 02-Apr-22 04:27 PM
YEAH I'M GONNA [banana split] TOO. GOT A LOT TO DO!!!
16:27
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Punished Anton BOT 02-Apr-22 04:28 PM
[Earthbound teleport sfx]
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-Apr-22 04:30 PM
Star sighed. Aww, all his new friends are gone :c
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Spamton J BOT 03-Apr-22 03:24 AM
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:25 AM
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03:25
he goes looking through the cupboards Hmm never enough peanut butter…
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:27 AM
I'm just going to relax here, you know?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:27 AM
Kitchens are great places ta relax! They got food…and…yeah they got food.
03:28
Want anythin? Anyone?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:31 AM
Yeah, I'm starving. I actually haven't had something to eat in a while...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:35 AM
If I could just find peanut butter he finds a full jar …AHA! So, how bout a pbj a la Saul?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:36 AM
Sounds good to me!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:36 AM
Now I just need some J…like Jam J not J J. he goes to the fridge and opens it, then sees the cake Oooh….
03:37
…Which would ya prefer? Cake or pbj, buddy?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:43 AM
I mean, a cake would be nice...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:45 AM
he nods, then proceeds to cut the cake in thirds…he plates up two thirds and leaves one in the fridge. He puts a massive hunk of cake in front of Joey Bone apple teeth!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:46 AM
He's drooling a bit. He's got quite the sweet tooth, and it shows! Wow, it looks so good...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:46 AM
he then sits down and goes to town on his own huge slice s really good!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:48 AM
Yep, that's it! He can't resist anymore and bites in! Mmm~ Oh yeah, that's exactly what I needed!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:48 AM
Ya know what would go great with this? A glass of milk. Ya want one too?
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Spamton J BOT 03-Apr-22 03:49 AM
Can I get one too?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:50 AM
Sure kiddo! Do ya want cake too?
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Spamton J BOT 03-Apr-22 03:52 AM
Yeah, why not!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:52 AM
Mhmm~ I'd love some milk!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:53 AM
he gets the last third of cake from the fridge and plates it, then three tall glasses of milk. Here ya go! On the house. Ehahaha
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Spamton J BOT 03-Apr-22 03:55 AM
J grins, taking the food. Thanks dad! ...Then he takes out a bottle of hot sauce. And pours some into the milk.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:56 AM
He slightly chokes on the milk as he watches this go down.
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Spamton J BOT 03-Apr-22 03:57 AM
He then picks up the glass and takes a sip, humming in thought, and adding more.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 03:57 AM
he smiles, chugging his own glass. He has a milk mustache
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Spamton J BOT 03-Apr-22 03:58 AM
He also downs the whole glass. He's just like his dad. Milk moustache bros.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 04:00 AM
he chuckles then wipes his face with his sleeve. He yawns Ohh boy, think I’m gunna hit the hay. Sleep tight you two!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 04:00 AM
Niiiight!
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Spamton J BOT 03-Apr-22 04:01 AM
Him and J do it almost synchronically. Night, dad!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 04:02 AM
he waves then heads out the kitchen
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 01:17 PM
Making coffee. He takes the opportunity to tidy up the kitchen a little bit, out of habit.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:02 PM
he strolls in casually and starts filling a giant pitcher full of water
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:07 PM
He notices it's Cassius from the corner of his eyes while working on some dishes Hi Cassius, how are you?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:08 PM
HAVE BEEN [better days]
14:08
he finishes filling his pitcher and turns towards greedton HOW ABOUT [youuuu]?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:12 PM
Oh I'm fine, thanks for a- He lifts up his eyes and looks at Cassius properly and jumps back about three feet AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
14:12
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE????
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:13 PM
TRIED TO [proof of purchase] SOMETHINF AND [feeding time] BUT IT FAILED
14:13
he huffs I CAN STILL [see you soon]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:14 PM
He's hyperventilating ARE YOU OKAY??? WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO NORMAL STOP BEING NORMAL
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:15 PM
he chirrs a bit and sits down, tilting his head IM NOT IN [pain Olympics]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:17 PM
WHY WHAT YOU LOOK AWFUL!!!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:17 PM
AWW THAT'S NOT [nice words] RO SAY AHEHAHA
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:19 PM
He's starting to calm down, but he's still breathing heavily. Cassius being chill is helping S-sorry You You startled me
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:19 PM
AHAHA I TEND TO DO THAT
14:19
he slumps over a bit and glitches
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:20 PM
trolled
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 02:20 PM
Ugh. he has an eye
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:21 PM
God I need to sit down He sits at the table Why does this always happen
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 02:21 PM
he looks up at greedton, his eyes are tired you are telling [Me] ahehaaha
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:22 PM
Hi Seb Are you Are you alright?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 02:22 PM
he forces a smile it's been a rough [48 hour cycle]
14:23
[the fools day] caused some [Long lasting ripples] that I'm still working through
14:23
how about you, how are you [redoin']?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:26 PM
Was it that bad? I'm glad I wasn't here then I got scammed by a 5 year old because I forgot what the date was I'm... I'm okay actually Almost getting scared to death not included I brought Rosario some more gardening booklets, they're in the living room ... Coffee?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 02:26 PM
he nods, smiling gratefully
14:27
that would be [excellent news] thank you
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:27 PM
He stands up and takes the freshly brewed coffee, pouring two mugs and setting them at the table
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 02:28 PM
he takes the mug and appreciates how warm it is in his hands before sipping on it
14:29
so. You probably don't [knowledge] it but. Anton is a bit different now.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:29 PM
Oh, what happened now?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 02:29 PM
the [fools day] got him with a particularly mean [trick or treat]
14:30
instead of saying anything more he pulls out the purikura photos and slides them towards greedton he's the [short stack of pancakes]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:33 PM
He looks them over Time hasn't been kind to him, huh? Poor guy. He points at young Seb That you?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 02:33 PM
he nods. He feels a pit form in his stomach and gets up suddenly
14:34
I need to go to the common room right now. You can come with me if you want
14:34
he looks uncharacteristically anxious
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 02:34 PM
He picks up the picture, inspecting it You looked kinda n- Oh... Okay He lets the picture back down on the table and takes a last sip of his coffee, standing up
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-Apr-22 05:22 PM
Snack raid time
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 03-Apr-22 06:05 PM
He's making chocolate milk infused with a cinnamon stick on the stove
18:08
He pours two mugs with marshmallows. There's plenty more for anyone who wanders in still in the milk jug he used to heat it up, resting on the stove with a plate over it. He walks back to Anton.
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Esther G. Spamton BOT 03-Apr-22 06:56 PM
She walks into the kitchen, getting some chips.
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constable-frozen BOT 03-Apr-22 07:39 PM
He eyes the stove and makes a hot chocolate.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 12:09 AM
He looks up for a second from his phone. He has a feeling someone disrespected his room's ruleboard and that the majority of the Chamber population is Going Through It or something.
00:10
He notices a name on his contacts that is filled with weird pictures. The contact is Spencer.
00:10
He sends an image.
00:11
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 12:12 AM
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00:13
📱 We're also building a shed outside. Got the pool slide set up so your pool doesn't look lonely and boring. B ^ J
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 12:14 AM
My pool??? 📱 Awesome. Need help?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 12:15 AM
📱 Yeah we're right outside, we also have to install the stereo for your porch since we're gonna party later.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 12:16 AM
My porch???? 📱 Ok want me to bring some beers out or something i'm in the kitchen
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 12:17 AM
📱 Yeah, beers sound great. Cool just crash through the window.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 12:17 AM
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📱 ok
00:18
Frozen gets up and grabs a case of beer, and walks over to the window. It sure is unlocked. And he sure isn't very large. He climbs through the window.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 03:16 AM
spamstanding
03:16
THIS IS MY OFFICE AND MY LABORATORY
03:16
THAT ISN"T TRUE IT"S MORE OF AN ALLEGORY
03:17
SO UH SCRAMBLED PIPIS???
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:21 AM
Isn't the kitchen being some sort of laboratory true though?
03:22
And is there anything else?
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 03:22 AM
IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING, IT"S YOURS
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:25 AM
...I guess I'll do that. Thank you eminem
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 03:26 AM
eminem
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Ezra's Tinyton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:40 AM
The tinyton looks at Ezra for a few seconds, contemplating its life choices.. And then takes on an appearance similar to her.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 03:41 AM
pogton
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Ezra's Tinyton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:42 AM
TWEET
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:43 AM
!!!
03:43
I didn't know that was possible!
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Ezra's Tinyton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:44 AM
You're the chosen one now. Squeak squeak
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 03:44 AM
THAT IS IMPRESSIVE
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:48 AM
Okay, hang in there little buddy. We're getting food.
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Ezra's Tinyton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:49 AM
It hangs out in Ezra's hair and doesn't mind at all. That's its dad now.
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:52 AM
He looks around the cupboards and finds some sweet bread, making a pot of coffee afterwards. This will do for now. Would you like some...? He turns towards... Wait. How may I call you? This is so rude of me.
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Ezra's Tinyton BOT 04-Apr-22 03:53 AM
tweet! However!
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 03:55 AM
UH AUSTIN IS GOOD :^] HOW ABOUT YOU??? AND NAH I"M GOOD. I"M READY TO PASS OUT HONESTLY HEAHEAHEA!!!
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 04:02 AM
Noted. Ezra is fine. And thank you, I guess I need to check out the rest of the place out. Feel free to go sleep :^J
04:04
And YOU! gently holds the tinyton, taking it in his palm. You're getting bread, but not while on my head. I don't want an itchy scalp.
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Ezra's Tinyton BOT 04-Apr-22 04:06 AM
It squeaks in his hand, nodding affirmatively.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 04:10 AM
frozendown 💤 Oh he just fell asleep at the table. Awesome.
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 04:26 AM
I guess that's one way to go. He pours his cup of coffee and sits down across the table anyway, leaving the tinyton there to sit in front of him. Then breaks apart a piece of the bread, putting it in it's tiny hands. Here you go!
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Ezra's Tinyton BOT 04-Apr-22 04:27 AM
It squeaks as it takes the bread from him, taking a big for it, but still tiny bite. Hampter time :]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 11:42 AM
He's in here now. Seems like nobody else is (or at least, nobody awake anyway), which works fine and dandy for him right now; it's not a people day today, it seems. He walks in, takes a whiff of the overnight coffee to gauge if it was still good and heats it up, then gets started on some hashbrowns.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 12:56 PM
🦇
12:56
👋🏼
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 12:56 PM
spamstanding
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:11 PM
Hi.
13:11
How are you~?
13:11
”You stupid bitch don’t make this awkward”
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:12 PM
I'M [ ✅ ] YOU?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:15 PM
Great! I’m doing... well. As well as I can and all that~ He starts cookin’ some bacon. Sleep well?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:16 PM
YEAH He pokes at Sera's side and points to a plate full of hashbrowns on the counter. He saved some for everyone
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:17 PM
Oh ! Nice. Thank you. I’m just in a bacon mood today, you know? He keeps going, but uses a fork to pick up some hash brown and eats it.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:19 PM
YEAH IT'S [[Bussin', respectfully]]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:29 PM
You’re so right
13:30
See you just get it, man. This is why we’re friends
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:31 PM
RIGHT
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:34 PM
SORRY FOR FALLING ASLEEP HERE OOPS He steals a hashbrown and makes his way out of the room.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:34 PM
FROSTY!
13:34
YOU GOT YOUR [Jaws (1975)] BACK!
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:35 PM
Frosty?????? FROSTY???? Ok better than Elsa. YEAH. SURE DID.
OOOUGHHHHH 2
13:37
He takes a moment. He could just call them Spamton that should work right??? Or just wait it out until one of them mentions the other. DON"T M1ND ME
13:39
He grabs a drink now, since attention was brought onto him. It's not really slinking away now is it?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:40 PM
YOU GOOD?
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:41 PM
??? YEAH?? I D1D JUST SLEEP IN AN AWFUL POSITION SO I M3AN.
13:43
He turns to Sera. WHAT CHA MAKING
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:44 PM
Bacon! When are you and I going to lunge at each other again and bite bite? Kind of miss it
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:44 PM
WHEN WE WHAT NOW
13:44
?????
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:44 PM
...... Pardon me?
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:44 PM
WHY WOULD I DO THAT HELLO??? I GET THE ODD PRANK BUT BITING SOMEONE???
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:45 PM
trolled
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:45 PM
UH
13:45
OOPS
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:45 PM
You been hitting the cough syrup/Benadryl combo??
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:45 PM
YEAH
13:45
WE CAN BITE SOON
13:46
HAD ONE TOO MANY BENADRYL QUICHES
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:46 PM
He leans in real close to Frozen’s ear, whispering. what name do you hate when I call you it.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:46 PM
I'M NOT DOING BOOTY CALLS RIGHT NOW
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:47 PM
Alright Austin. Anyway! This bitch is nuts! Let’s bite each other soon! Back to cookin
13:48
He leaned away after whispering that first part. Forgot
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:48 PM
trolled
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:48 PM
FINALLY SOMEONE HERE SAYS MY NAME. I HATE ALL THESE NICKNAMES WTF HEAHEAHEA
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:48 PM
IS THAT WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY [I'm experiencing horrors]
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:48 PM
YEAH WE'LL GET TO BITING
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:49 PM
Hm. This is real reason for concern, huh. cookin.
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:50 PM
I WON'T KEEP YOU TWO!!! SORRY ABOUT THAT ONCE AGAIN!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:50 PM
FIRST [Wildest dreams] NOW FROZEN IS EXPERIENCING [First signs of Alzheimer's]
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constable-frozen BOT 04-Apr-22 01:50 PM
He heads out of the kitchen.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 01:54 PM
Haha, he is so fucked up.
13:54
God bless him, ‘cuz he’s gonna need some blessings.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 01:57 PM
YOU CAN SAY THAT [1 2] He sits back down, running his hands over his eyes, and then nurses his coffee
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 02:03 PM
You should go dramatically chase him. Like in the movies, when they chase their love out into the rain. Except your chasing him inside, in a glorified Frat house.
cringe 1
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 02:09 PM
I'M NOT DOING THAT
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 02:11 PM
Wow... as just let him... get away....
14:11
*and even, sorry I’m sleepy
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 02:14 PM
I NEED TO [Pad out the runtime]
14:14
YOU KNOW HOW THESE THINGS [R]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 02:43 PM
Yeah... yeah. I do. I gotta get breakfast up to my boys soon, but. For real. You ok?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 02:55 PM
BEEN BETTER
14:55
BEEN WORSE [Also]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 02:59 PM
I know. I mean like. Last night, man.
15:00
Had me worried.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 03:08 PM
I HAD A [Discombobulation] I'M NORMAL NOW
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 03:09 PM
You all say that 20 times a day. It’s all good if you aren’t, man. You know I’m here to listen, offer advice if I can.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 03:14 PM
He scratches his head for a while, like he's using the motion to buy time. Then he looks up at Sera I REMEMBER YOU. The way he says it feels like it means more than just surface level
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 03:19 PM
Remember huh. Which kind of remembrance are we talkin’ about here?
15:19
He’s tapping his finger on the table. Nervous.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 03:22 PM
UUH He shifts in his seat. It's obvious that he's nervous. It's not about the confrontation, though; it's about finding the words. FROM [Not here]?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 03:32 PM
Like uh. Like different times? Or like.... flesh and bone humans?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 03:34 PM
THAT, YEAH I [Memories] IT HAPPENING DIFFERENT I MEAN, THINGS WERE He looks down at his arms, twisting them slowly [Major deal] THE SAME OR [True equivalence] BUT YOU WERE THERE
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 03:35 PM
Me? Yeah, I’d hope so. You and I go... well. We go way back, and all that. he’s not nervous anymore. He’s smiling.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 03:45 PM
He nods. His expression doesn't change from his neutral vacant grimace, though. RIGHT
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 03:54 PM
How are you feelin’ about it? I know it’s rough... learning about that kinda stuff.
15:59
I got em’ back rapid fire last rapture. You know they went most horrifying first, nicest last? Blew ass.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 04:02 PM
hold on mafas working
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 04:11 PM
Literally same icon I just hide my phone in the shelves
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 04:19 PM
yarr i'm free now because i work part time slay HOW I'M [[Tell me your feelings]]? He takes some time processing his question. Man, words are hard. [[Boy I wish that were me]] WOULDA SAVED ME AT LEAST [Approximately 5] [Maladaptive traumatic responses]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 04:24 PM
Just 5? Kidding. I mean hey. Figuring out you’ve lived lives before is weird.
16:24
Thats why I’m in therapy.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 04:28 PM
He hums, with a nod IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE [Before times] TO ME IT FEELS. . .
16:28
SIDEWAYS
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 04:29 PM
I get it, I think. Somewhere between here and there?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 04:33 PM
NO
16:34
IT'S [Alike]. . . He puts his hands side by side on the table, facing each other I'M [Over here] He raises his left hand and puts it back down AND THAT WAS HERE He does the same with his right hand
16:34
MAKES [100 Cents]?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 04:38 PM
Sure does.
16:39
Listen. Can I hug you? I don’t know about you, but I need one.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 04:40 PM
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16:40
OF COURSE YOU CAN
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 04:43 PM
He stands, and pulls Skunkton into a tight hug.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 04:43 PM
🫂
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 06:05 PM
Wow that was a long-ass hug. He breaks it now I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME [Enrichment] OR DO YOU WANT [[Pleasure to keep your company]]?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 04-Apr-22 06:12 PM
Nah. I’m ok, think I’m gonna go outside for a bit.
18:13
See ya, BFF. 🦇
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-Apr-22 06:13 PM
He waves him off and scuttles up the stairs
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 06:20 PM
Arriving here he opens the fridge and starts making something he's actually kind of hungry It's not [rly] [import goods] though I found him the [1st comment] time.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 04-Apr-22 06:22 PM
WHAT DO YOU [meaning]?
18:22
he glitches again and huffs, sitting down at the table
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 06:25 PM
He's making these monstrosities, who the fuck puts like 832984 onions and peppers on a cake and then tops it off with mayonnaise and dried ramen There [r u ready] lots of worlds beyond those [doorway to hell] He gestures to the food wondering if he wants some And [Eye] am a tenacious [bastard sword]. You [thotwalk] I'd sit here and [terms and conditions accepted] fate?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 04-Apr-22 06:28 PM
BUT.... he speaks carefully, aware of watch the glitching means and he's not ready to give up front just yet ANTON IS HERE RIGHT NOW.... YES?
18:28
SO WHO ARE YOU [through the looking glass] FOR
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 06:33 PM
He is. Seeing as there's no answer he downs the food he's eating and takes a seat. But I made a [promise land] to [old coot][baby brother]. I wouldn't have [maker bot 2000] promises if I wasn't certain, but becoming a [DOOR], seeing [me myself and I] A pause Proved a [game theory] for me.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 04-Apr-22 06:34 PM
welp there goes the glitching again. he sighs and looks at spencer before fizzing out to static and seb pops up in his place
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 06:34 PM
you are looking for [vintage wine] anton?
18:35
he looks a bit desperate, but its obscured by his glasses
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 06:37 PM
He looks at Seb You look [domestic] Commenting lightly not even that bothered by this I [cannoli] find him. I [gnome] it. May take [shortlist]er time or [long man]er time than when I found [Big Shit]
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 06:37 PM
.....
18:37
he looks down at the table a bit, fingers tapping against it I am [trying my best] too...
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 06:41 PM
[Neverland] said you weren't. He looks out the window in silence [Sea Biscuit] ... you [knead] to take care of yourself [betta fish]... Sure you're a [trainwreck] of emotions, but [yuore] better than I'll get.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 06:41 PM
No i mean I am trying to [finderskeepers] him too.
18:42
he's looking out the window, at the sky a little [void egg] told me when you get consumed by [dark... so dark] you get [memory wipe complete] but I cannot [accept the terms and conditions] of that.
18:45
he looks towards spencer again, he looks exhausted, a little haunted you weren't [come here now] when he [say goodbye] spencer...
18:46
It was..... [traumatic experiences]
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 06:48 PM
Laughing. Implying that [void egg] knows what [cause and effect] it. The [thing 2] is maybe it's [knot] the same. ... He doesn't elaborate further though his eyes are wandering towards the doors in the horizon. I [wuss]nt, but I was [hear ye hear ye] when [Big Shit] was [Screaming and shitting and farting].
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 06:50 PM
he thinks for a long moment and wonders if he could... should share memories of the moment. he sighs and lights a cigarette. he pulls up his command console and types a few things before a zip file pops up in front of him do you want to [seeing is believing]? It [suck egg] but... the [options menu] is here.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 06:52 PM
Looking at it, he does contemplate saying no but he decides he's already going to get traumatized once he leaves he may as well do so [Seashore] He accepts the memory
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 06:54 PM
the memory starts off in the middle of their impromptu word association game and then plays out as it did, from seb's point of view. Due to his positioning during the whole event nothing is left to the imagination. The memory ends focusing on the spot on the carpet where anton disappeared, and it fades out into hissing static.
18:55
he is looking back out the window, fingers tapping anxiously on the tabletop as he smokes his cigarette down to the filter
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 07:01 PM
He's quiet when he watches it and then hums gently in thought I [guess who] that confirms something...
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 07:03 PM
what is [this and that]?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 07:04 PM
He takes out the memory of when he brought Anton in his eyes are alight with what appears to be vague madness and an epiphany I [cannoli] find him.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 07:07 PM
he looks at the memory..... and accepts it, his curiosity stronger than his desire to start disassociating again
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 04-Apr-22 07:12 PM
My [times new roman] as a door wasn't a [waistband] of time. He gets up [Sea Biscuit] let's go I have something to [show you the world] for a second. He seems a little ...crazy actually.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 04-Apr-22 07:14 PM
he notices Spencer's.. heightened mood but decides to follow him, ashing out what is left of his cigarette in the ash tray on the table yeah? Lead the [gerard way] then
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 01:16 AM
Here he is in the kitchen. He thinks about the tinyton upstairs. What did they eat? It wasn't an adling from his world so it probably wouldn't eat viscera... He decides to make milk bread https://thewoksoflife.com/milk-bread-2/
Judy
Milk Bread: An Easy Chinese Bakery Classic - The Woks of Life
This Asian milk bread recipe is a triumph. For months, we have searched and tested finally have a perfect recipe for soft, buttery Asian bakery milk bread.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 02:44 AM
After some time Esau has made a loaf of feathery, sweet milk bread cuts a piece, and heads upstairs with it He leaves a note: Fresh bread! Help yourself!- Esau
pogton 4
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Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 03:22 AM
Frozen can't live off of Nanaimo, as much as he would want to attempt it. Instead, he finds his way to the kitchen. He stares at the stove. Perhaps they went too far. He doesn't... remember any recipes. He grabs a piece of bread and some fruit before scampering back up to his room.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 06:07 AM
Here now
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 06:20 AM
Uh. He felt a bit embarrassed about the whole hand-holding to get here. Made it feel like a little kid. This is a full homepage kitchen, from what I can see. Many people live here?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 06:22 AM
Well he was a kid, at least from Star's perspective. He's like 12 billion years old. Everyone is a kid to him. Yeah, a lot! Don't [know] them all but observed! They walked up to the fridge, opening it and floating to look through it.
06:24
As he floats up, he spots the bread on the counter, so he closes the fridge and grabs two plates, putting a piece of bread on each.
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 06:37 AM
It walks closer to the table and takes one of the plates, rotating it and looking at the bread like it's some kind of souvenir. Thanks. I think it's been a bit..... He immediately stuffs his face with bread.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 06:37 AM
Star grins, eating the bread whole in one giant bite.
06:39
Tasty?
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 06:42 AM
He nods. There's only munching sounds.
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manic pixie night terror 05-Apr-22 06:42 AM
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pogton 3
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 06:44 AM
Ah yes. Earth is beautiful. He absolutely loves watching him.
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 07:02 AM
He smiles, absolutely delighted after eating the whole piece of bread. Then he remembers someone else is in the room. It clears its throat, trying to reappear as collected as before. That was... Decent. Five ⭐ Review.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 07:03 AM
Star just waves him off, hopping onto the counter and taking two pipises out of his hair. Omelette?
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 07:09 AM
I'm not sure I am familiar with omelettes. You can prepare anything you'd like, I don't mind.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 07:10 AM
He grins and cooks an absolutely amazing pipis omelette. Looks so good. He puts the plate in front of Gray. [Bone apple teeth]!
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 07:21 AM
He fidgeted with his hands, feeling a bit overwhelmed. A meal for him... What a gift! Thank you. Aren't you going to eat some too?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 07:22 AM
Nah. [[FULL TANK]]! They climbed one of the chairs next to him, watching.
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 07:38 AM
He huffed, preparing himself mentally. Well. It definitely was *not* gonna let it go to waste.
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manic pixie night terror 05-Apr-22 07:38 AM
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 07:41 AM
Star watched him eat it. Ah yes. This must be great. This is such a great big baby. He will take care of it.
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 08:01 AM
He mindlessly ate the whole omelette. Grey couldn't remember eating something SO good. It couldn't even talk, just basking in the glory of the meal it just had, smiling widely and very satisfied.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 08:02 AM
Good. The big robot child is satisfied. He came to take the plate away. [[GOOD]]?
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 08:21 AM
Yes. Once again, thank you... He really meant it. But he straightened up really fast and dusted his clothes up, coughing. Though I probably should get going.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 08:23 AM
Aw, already [go! go! go!]? Huh.
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 08:33 AM
Initially, I was just looking for a place to decompress. It sighs. It kinda felt bad doing this. I wasn't expecting to find anyone here. Nothing against you.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 08:35 AM
Maybe stay a bit more? This is [free] housing after all!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 08:37 AM
He scuttles in here [👁️ 👁️] MORNING
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 08:39 AM
[MOURNING]
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 08:42 AM
You mentioned that this place was for certain people. I don't want to intrude, it would be... His trail of thought got interrupted, seeing another one of the residents come in. Good morning.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 08:43 AM
YOU are [one of us! one of us!]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 08:45 AM
He walks further in when he sees the newcomer isn't murderous and pours himself some coffee IF YOU'RE [One of us] YOU'RE FREE TO STAY THERE'S RULES AT THE [Sitting common space] They're the ones in the info channel, however there's now a sticky note attached to the bottom that reads in red ink and crude lines "7- FROZEN GOT NO *Scribbles* BENCHES"
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bitchless 2
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 08:50 AM
He [is]. He does not know [that] tho!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 08:55 AM
He points to Starton with his mug WHO THE [Fun] ARE YOU EVEN WHEN DID WE GET A [Pet Spam]?
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 08:59 AM
Star, how can you tell? It is confused by what they said. Definitely the filtering from earlier was messing with getting the full context. I did see the Terms and Conditions when I got here. I don't think it clarifies much though.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:00 AM
He perks up. It's been ages since he's seen a functioning hyperlink like that, even less in this house. He curiously clicks on it.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:02 AM
Oh I am [Starton]! He can't hear the word "Spamton" 4 sum reason!
09:03
I can tell because of [👀] pink & yell-low!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:04 AM
OH YEAH BECAUSE ATTACHING A [Preface] TO YOUR NAME MAKES ME SUDDENLY [Knowledge is power] WHO YOU ARE YOU LOOK [Pout]ABLE
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:05 AM
Starton G. Spamton! To yer service! [I know I do]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:07 AM
He stretches a leg, looking at Starton, as if mentally calculating the strength he'd have to use. He's just fucking with him though, and just leans back on the counter and sips his mug
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:10 AM
Star doesn't even flinch. He doesn't really give a shit at all.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:14 AM
He heads in, looking for coffee, he smiles and waves at Skunkton Hey dad.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:14 AM
He wiggles his fingers at Esau in a greeting
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:15 AM
Hey Starton... and... whoa, new person. Hey!
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 09:19 AM
He does a little jump after the click. The hyperlink brings up exactly what's on the tin: A popup detailing the terms and conditions of Grey's service as an anti-spam, anti-virus, etc. It frowns and closes it as soon as possible as it realizes. He didn't want to think about work. ...I know that my eyes are different colors, but I don't think it means anything, it's just... A visual glitch.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:20 AM
He only had time to catch a few words before the popup went away. He blinks once, re-situating himself, and goes back to his coffee
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 09:21 AM
He raises his brows as yet another resident comes into the kitchen. Greetings.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:22 AM
Oh not [a glitch]!! Intention! Star got up and pat his arm reassuringly. [No worries]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:22 AM
He raises his mug to Grey GOT A [Naming rights]?
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 09:23 AM
Sage finally woke up, peeping and peeking out Esau's pocket.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:24 AM
He gives them a little head scratch Morning, little one. He makes himself some coffee and gives them a piece of bread to chew on
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 09:25 AM
It peeps again in response, taking the bread and munching on it happily.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:26 AM
Star grins. Aw yeah, baby. It's fine. Good thinking Star, good thinking.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:26 AM
[[Watcha got there?]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:26 AM
Baby.
09:28
My baby. Their name is Sage.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:28 AM
W WHERE DID IT [Deploy] FROM?
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 09:28 AM
It fluffs up proudly, clearly showing off.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:28 AM
Points at Starton This guy was giving out free kids.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:28 AM
[[ME]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:29 AM
He looks back at Starton, eyebrows knit together, like he's confused LIKE [Parthenogenesis]? ?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:32 AM
[No. Pipis]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:33 AM
WHO'S [Fertilization] THEM? ? ?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:33 AM
Points to Esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:33 AM
He puts some jam on another little square of bread to give to Sage before happily making himself some french toast You hungry dad?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:33 AM
trolled
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 09:34 AM
Sage squeaks and sinks it's widdle teeth into the bread... Before realizing it has jam. It goes fricking nuts and swallows the bread whole.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:36 AM
I DON'T [Keep tabs] AT YOU FOR [Approximately four] DAYS AND YOU ALREADY GOT YOURSELF A BASTARD? ?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:36 AM
Wha?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:38 AM
[[Why are you, as a man-]] MAKING [Eggs with Spam]? ? DOES ESTHER KNOW?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:38 AM
SKUNKTON!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:38 AM
I SEE THE ANSWER IS NO THEN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:39 AM
Listen, all this weird space guy did was shove a pipis at me and next thing I know this little guy hatches out of it.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:39 AM
It finally clicks. Star laughs and takes out a pipis out of his hair... Which opens to reveal a baby. [[BABY]]
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:39 AM
OH THAT'S WHAT [Everybody] SAYS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:39 AM
Dad there was no fornication involved.
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Tinyton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:39 AM
Tweet
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:40 AM
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" TAKES TWO TO [Tang- OH
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:41 AM
Star looks absolutely proud.
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 09:42 AM
Listening idly to the conversation between the residents just leaves him increasingly confused about whatever was going on. ❔❔❔
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:42 AM
Right, see? I just decided to keep mine, now do you want french toast or not?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:43 AM
Star shoved the tinyton into his hair, letting it run free with the others.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:43 AM
OH THAT'S [Normal] SURE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:44 AM
He starts making french toast out of the milk bread You should be happy! You're a grandfather! He laughs
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:44 AM
cringe
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:45 AM
After a bit he puts down a plate of french toast for him. It looks amazing Then he puts down an itty bitty plate of it for Sage in a tea saucer and places them on the table so they can munch
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:46 AM
DON'T EVER [Direct] THOSE WORDS AT ME [Forever after] AGAIN He sits down and starts eating his french toast
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:46 AM
Fine, fine. He glances around Anybody else want food?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:50 AM
[[I DO]]
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 09:51 AM
Sage starts to munch on the french toast as well, getting it all over itself.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:52 AM
He is just hecka making french toast this morning. He slides a plate to Starton
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:53 AM
Star eats the plate and the toast whole, swallowing it. CRUNCHEE
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 09:55 AM
Looks at a corner of the wall like he's silently saying "are you seeing this shit, chat?"
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 09:59 AM
He slides a plate of french toast to Grey to be polite before sitting and eating his own Actually, Skunk... there's something I needed to talk to you about. I think I need your help.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 10:00 AM
I'M NOT BABYSITTING
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 10:01 AM
Sad tweet. Sage liked it's grandpa.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 10:02 AM
I don't want you to babysit, this is about me. I... am having some problems with my memory.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 10:06 AM
OH AND I'M [Suppository] TO HELP? I MEAN, SURE DO YOU WANNA GO [Private quote-retweet] OR SHOULD WE TALK HERE?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 10:07 AM
Wow, forget I said anything. He picks up Sage and gives them a little rinse under warm water to get the syrup off Messy little guy...
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 10:08 AM
SORRY I'M [Experiencing emotions] I'M NORMAL NOW I WANNA HELP
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 10:08 AM
Sage looks wet. It shakes the water off it's fluff and squeaks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 10:09 AM
He dries off Sage with a little hand towel until they are fluffy and puts his and their empty plate in the sink Alright, we'll talk outside, I think that's the best place.
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 10:10 AM
OKAY He starts walking out with his mug of coffee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 10:12 AM
He nods and waves in farewell to Star and Grey, and puts Sage in his pocket to follow him
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Sage BOT 05-Apr-22 10:13 AM
Sage nestles comfortably in Esau's pocket, keeping lookout ahead.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 10:14 AM
Star waved goodbye, dangling it's legs off the chair.
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GREY. BOT 05-Apr-22 10:27 AM
That sure was... Something. He leaned back into a wall, exhaling. He had been holding his breath without meaning to. After so many of the residents had gathered in one space, he realized he wasn't used at all to groups of people. Or socializing, for that matter. Dealing impersonally with clients one-on-one was his norm. He felt a bit dizzy. Excuse me. I need a moment. he nodded to Star, and walked back out.
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Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 03:52 PM
spamstanding
15:52
He eyes the stove again. He ran out of food up there.
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He really doesn't trust himself to cook right now, so he grabs some more snacks. Oh... He hears someone in the kitchen. Maybe he will hang out here for a bit, lest things become... Awkward.
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*not kitchen living room teehee
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Spamton BOT 05-Apr-22 04:25 PM
He's still looking at the stove. Maybe... He can try to make something anyways... For indulgences sake.
16:25
He manages to make a fairly normal scrambled pipis.
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???It's a Mystery??? BOT 05-Apr-22 06:57 PM
📱 "Austin! Sorry I couldn't make it to Friday's Yoga or was it Jazzercise... anyways I couldn't make it last Friday! Time is a little odd here and I got lost. But I'm here now! Mind meeting me at the front?"
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 10:46 PM
spamstanding
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He... Doesn't really have anything to do here So he really starts making some coffee. Sure, why not
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 10:58 PM
Once he's waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, he eyes the kettle for a moment
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... And puts it on.`
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 05-Apr-22 11:16 PM
Haha he is *totally* ignoring the sounds from right outside the window he's got tea to figure out how long to steep for
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 06-Apr-22 12:13 AM
He's really sleepy for some reason (mafa is mega going to bed 🤪), coffee isn't really cutting it. He picks up the mug of tea he made and walks out.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 01:35 AM
He enters and makes himself some coffee. He sits down. He has a long think
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 01:44 AM
He feels like something major has shifted in his life. It is what it is He sips his coffee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:25 AM
He gets up and starts picking stuff out of the fridge and pantry. He has to cook
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:26 AM
Comes on in, ready to make dubiously edible food out of the first three ingredients he finds, like the ABC Diner from that one Reader Rabbit point-and-click game
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:27 AM
He turns around and smiles Hey G.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:31 AM
OH! HE<Y
02:32
I WAS GONNA MAKE SOME... I DUNNO. SOMETHING. IF YOU NEED THE COUNTER [Spacebar], I CAN COME BACK
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:32 AM
...No. You wanna bake something with me?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:35 AM
[!!!]
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YEA.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:38 AM
He smiles warmly, gathering some apples and other things This is a tarte normande, it's a french apple fruit tart. Do you like apples?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 02:38 AM
he is coming in here for some fuck woder
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:38 AM
Hey Cass.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 02:39 AM
he waves at esau with both hands before kneeling down before the fridge door and pressing on the water dispenser. he is drinking right from the source baby
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:41 AM
looks at cassius OH! HAHA I LIKE DOING THAT! IT S THE CRISPEST HEY YEAH< LOVE APPLES.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 02:42 AM
he points at grover and does a thumbs up, letting up for a moment just to cackle. the water is soaking his hair THIS DUDE [get back!] IT!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:43 AM
It's a pâte sucrée- that's a pastry crust made with a lot of butter, with a vanilla cream filling, and it's topped with apples... He pauses, laughing at Cassius Holy shit, pal, grab a towel, what's Sera gonna think?
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Gettin' water all over the place~
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 02:44 AM
he laughs and finally turns the dispenser off, shaking his hair out and sitting at the table to watch SERA WOULD JOIN IN ON THE [funpak]
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:44 AM
I LIKE TO CATCH IT IN THE CUPPED PALM OF MY HAND RIGHT OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND DRINK IT LIKE A CAT
02:44
I MEAN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:44 AM
Well, maybe we need an extra large fridge so I can join in!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:45 AM
YEA<H PASTRIES SOUNDS GOOD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:46 AM
He tosses an apple into the air and places it down, spinning it a little Can you cut this apple so the slices are really thin, without peeling it, Grover?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:46 AM
YUP!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:46 AM
You showed me how to fold paper flowers, it's only right I show you how to make apple ones.
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Cass, you wanna help me make a crust? You look like the kind of guy who likes to beat up a pastry.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:48 AM
AWW! THATS SO [Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!]
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He slices the apple precisely and thin.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:51 AM
Scratching his head Dang. You are fuckin' good at that.
02:51
I never get my slices that precise.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:52 AM
[thx]!
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Hums this song while he works
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZUEUinw5EA
Miguel Dreamer
Practise English DS OST || Betty Botter (Main Menu theme)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 02:59 AM
So what you do with the pieces this thin is you take them and start making layers like this... and you piece them into one another...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:00 AM
OH! OHO~ I LOVE THIS
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Begins to make a rose
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:00 AM
You'll probably be better at it than I am, I can be so clumsy. He laughs, and takes an apple core, and tosses it over his shoulder Yo Cass, heads up!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 03:03 AM
he snaps his head towards esau :D?
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:03 AM
Frozen grabs his tea from upstairs and then comes right back down, he wants some goddamn bread.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 03:04 AM
he snaps the apple core up into his mouth DELICIS
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he waves at frozen, tail swishing HEY THERE [olaf]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:05 AM
Glances over his shoulder at Frozen Hey Frozen... They aren't really friends, but... We're baking a tart, you wanna help? You like cooking!
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:06 AM
UH. He looks at Cassius, trying to keep it cool. I SURE CAN TRY HEAHEAHEA!!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:07 AM
HI FROZEN, I DON T THINK WE EVER PROPERLY MET, BUT I THINK YOU R OUTFIT IS [The Bee's Knees]
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 03:09 AM
he narrows his eyes
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he can smell the nervousness from here but doesnt say anything because its funnier that way
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:10 AM
He puts a bowl in front of Frozen, and a bunch of ingredients: flour, powdered sugar, whole stick of butter, an egg, some ice water... We're making a pâte sucrée, it's a butter crust. Grover is cutting and forming the apples and i'm gonna start the custard, if you wanna work on the crust it would be great! You know how to make a pie crust?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:12 AM
Starts singing ♫[If I put it in my batter, it'll make my batter bitter~]♫ Has made 2 beautiful roses and, inexplicably, a bird of paradise GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY, AHEHA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:13 AM
:?? Grover How the fuck did you...
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:13 AM
OH THANKS AND UH NOT REALL- OH WOW. Great, one of them hadn't properly me him. Makes it a tad easier.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:15 AM
!! YOU CAN CUSS NOW?? WISH I COULD STILL SAY [%^&*]...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:16 AM
Yeah! Yeah, I thin it's because of Neo... but don't change the subject how the hell did you do that? He points at the apple bird of paradise
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:18 AM
IT S JUST ANOTHER KIND OF SCULPTING!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:18 AM
Jesus christ, maybe we should open a bakery in the Dark World...
03:19
!! He turns and opens up all the ingredients but the butter, egg and water, and starts pouring it into a bowl for Frozen So what you're gonna do is take the butter and cut it into the dry ingredients and kinda play with it with your hands until it turns into the texture of coarse sand... got it?
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:20 AM
Yeah~ I got it~
03:21
He is “laying” on the air. I love men who can float.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:21 AM
Jumps a little, but he smiles Whoa, tv guy... far out. Nice to finally meet you? I'm Esau.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:21 AM
Looks over his shoulder HI I M GRO VER
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:22 AM
Good morning and evening~ I really can’t tell here! Sooooooo dark outside every time I show up! Such a pleasure to meet you both! I’m Silvio~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:23 AM
Starting to wish we were making something more complicated, i'm running out of tasks to delegate... He tosses another apple core to Cassius
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:24 AM
Ohhhhh don’t you worry a bit! I loooove watching~!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:26 AM
Shrugs, chuckling Hey, sounds like a plan! He grabs a bowl and dumps the contents of the custard into it, beginning to whisk them up into a viscous liquid This recipe calls for cinnamon but a tarte normande doesn't really call for cinnamon? I learned that the hard way...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:28 AM
Makes this fucking thing. Grover, they can't use this. Stop wasting food. He is having fun tho.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 03:30 AM
TOSS MORE GARBAGE INTO MY [🕳️] ITS FUN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:31 AM
He does, picking up the excess pieces from Grover's masterpiece and tossing them at Cassius Heads up!
03:32
He glances at Silvio You wanna help with the crust?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 03:33 AM
CHOMPS
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:36 AM
YEAH. UH. WANNA HELP?? :^] Typhra is sooo busy now at work sad!
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:37 AM
Ohhh sounds lovely! Do You wanna help~?
03:37
Just let me know what has to get done~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:43 AM
He finishes mixing up the custard and puts it down, grabbing a tart pan with a removable bottom I'll help ya~ He looks back at Grover just... incredibly impressed. He whistles That's incredible... we need enough roses to fill a tart pan but you can carve whatever!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:44 AM
THANKS! Takes pictures of his apple sculptures and texts them to his friend Reuben
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:45 AM
He slides the bowl in front of him and Silvio and begins cutting the butter into the bowl, and proceeding to mix the ingredients to that coarse sandy texture Do it like this!
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:48 AM
Ohhhhh I can do do that~ he does that Ugh I love watching people carve apples like that~
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Reuben Jules Kaard BOT 06-Apr-22 03:48 AM
( Taketh a picture of thou's friends! I wouldst like to see these puppets! ) Read 11:47pm
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:48 AM
UHH... YA L L OKAY WITH BEING IN A PHOTOGRAPH REAL QUICK?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:48 AM
Uh, sure!
03:50
He flexes like a dork
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:50 AM
Oh absolutely~ ☺️✌🏼
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:50 AM
Grover backs up and takes a photo of the room. SAY [Cheese and rice!]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:51 AM
Cheese and rice! :3
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:52 AM
🧀 🍚
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:53 AM
THANKS! Goes back to carving the remaining- thankfully, normal- apples.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:55 AM
He preheats the oven- can't forget that- before turning back to Silvio to separate the egg and add the yolk Start mixing in the egg, combine it all up to make a ball, and then we're gonna roll it out to about a quarter-inch thick so it can fix, this pan! He holds up the pan, grinning. This is nice. Neo is quiet. He feels at peace. The battle seems far away...
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 03:57 AM
Youuuuuuu got it! He does so part 2 Soooooo~ how are we all? We should get to know each other since I’m not gonna stop showing up here anytime soon~
03:57
So nice to see that old man socializing~
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 03:59 AM
he smiled so horrifyingly for the photo and is now just sitting here
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 03:59 AM
Well... i've got a bit of a life or death situation coming up tomorrow i'm worried about... I might die. He passes Silvio the rolling pin for the crust It's hard to tell... i'm a little sad about it, but I feel like... it's what has to get done, you know? He takes some excess pie crust, balls it up, and tosses it to Cassius
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:00 AM
`CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP1
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:01 AM
Sometimes difficult stuff is inevitable~ I believe you’ll be just okay, in the end. But if you die, That’ll suck! I have one foot in the spirit world all the time~ so you can’t get rid of me juuuuuust yet! Takes it and gets to work! Rollin
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Reuben Jules Kaard BOT 06-Apr-22 04:01 AM
( What a handsome bunch!~ ) Read 12:03am
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:01 AM
MY FRIEND SAYS WE ARE ALL HANDSOME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:02 AM
I really hope I don't die... I just adopted a kid.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:02 AM
YOU WHAT?? ?? ??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:02 AM
Smiles at Grover Tell him he's got good taste.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:02 AM
Well isn’t your friend just a sweet summer peach~ ohhhhhh really~?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:03 AM
Oh! Uh, yeah, that Starton guy makes pipis that get... fertilized through touch? He gave me one. And then Sage popped out of it.
04:03
They're sleeping upstairs in my room.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:03 AM
!!!
04:04
He leaps at Esau and wraps him in a big hug. Is he crying? CONGRA TULA T IO N S!!! ! !!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:06 AM
Catches him and holds him aloft WHOA! Hey! He laughs, smiling broadly Thanks pal! You can come up and meet them sometime! They're so fucking cute... they actually look like me! Just not, you know, weird and wrong!
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:08 AM
Hmm~? Weird and wrong huh~?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:08 AM
WE RE ALL WEIRD AND YOU R E NOT [Wrong- Depeche Mode (Radio Edit)]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:09 AM
I mean... it's a long story... He's still holding Grover like he weighs nothing It's a REALLY long story... just... Sage is perfect, and that's what matters.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:09 AM
Well that’s good~
04:09
wait there’s a bug up here
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hulksmasher79 06-Apr-22 04:10 AM
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:10 AM
Kicks his legs merrily
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:10 AM
Ok but gotten it’s actually because I just saw a little spider in my kitchen
04:11
Bug even
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:11 AM
Watching him float around Cool.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:12 AM
YO THAT S NEAT
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:12 AM
Frozen makes another cup of tea and watches this all in confusion and a bit of awe.
04:12
wtf is with these people.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:13 AM
Ok wait actually Vinny is going to bed I’m sleepy~ I’ll be back laaaaater~!
04:13
He floats outta here
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:13 AM
BYEEE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:14 AM
Later! He puts Grover down and finishes up the crust, and begins assembling the tart until it looks so pretty guys you have no idea
04:16
He makes a glaze out of apricot jam and brushes it over the apples for a nice gloss before putting it into the oven Now we just cook that until it's set.
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:18 AM
NOW THE WAITING GAME...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:20 AM
He's cleaning up Yep! ... So Frozen, question: When do I start calling you step-dad?
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:24 AM
UH. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT No hold on play it cool. What the hell does he mean by this. What do you say here. Who the FUCK did I marry??????? OH HEAHEAHEA FROZEN IS FINE NO PRESSURE ON YA :^] ?????????????????????????
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:24 AM
pogton
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:25 AM
So should Sage call you Frozen or granddad when they can speak?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:25 AM
CONGRATS ON MAKING IT [official documentation] FROZEN
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:25 AM
OH! FROZEN, CONGRATS!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:25 AM
he is cackling
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:25 AM
:D
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 04:28 AM
Squeak! It has now woken up. Where is the new grandfather
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:28 AM
Sage you little bean, how did you get down here? He picks them up and holds them aloft. They are so tiny
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:28 AM
SPEAKING OF, I WANNA MEET THEM! WHERE IS YOUR KID?
04:28
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 04:29 AM
Sage tweets in response. Determination is key to achievement!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:32 AM
...CAN I H<OL D TH E MM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:32 AM
He gently deposits Sage into Grover's cupped hands Of course!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:33 AM
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 04:33 AM
Sage fluffed up, showing off to Grover.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:40 AM
That's so fucking cute...
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:43 AM
UH THE FELLA CAN CALL ME WHATEVER. :^] DID I TRY TO WIPE MY MEMORY WHILE BEING A PART OF A FA- actually that's not surprising.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:43 AM
he grins at frozen and rests his chin on his hands SO WHEN IS THE [wedding bells are ringalinging]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:44 AM
Oh they will. They will, Frozen. He smiles, in that way that says that he's definitely not going to tell him who the mysterious spouse is
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:45 AM
Feeds Sage a tiny apple slice. He is in tears.
04:45
...BA B Y...
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 04:46 AM
`Sage took a bite out of the apple slice, gripping Grover's finger so they could eat it.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:47 AM
he suddenly gets up and clips outside BRB !
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:48 AM
( ɵ̥̥ ‸ ɵ̥̥)
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 04:49 AM
It soon finished the apple, flopping on its belly.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:49 AM
(TдT)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:50 AM
He laughs, the oven dings, and Esau pulls out this BEAUTIFUL tart, and sprinkles some powdered sugar on it It looks like this, except with a bird of paradise apple in dead center
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:50 AM
IT LOOKS SO GOOD (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:52 AM
Holy hell, yeah, we made that. He grins broadly, before turning to Grover with a smile ...You're one of my best friends, G. I... want you to know that. If I don't come back from fighting my brother... make sure Sage grows up safe and sound.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:56 AM
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:56 AM
NO CLUE. UH. ANYWAYS WOW THIS LOOKS GREAT. He's not going to ask about the potential Esau death. Wait why is he not trusted with taking care of the small thing. Rude. Wait no, he doesn't want to take care of it.
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"Spamton" BOT 06-Apr-22 04:57 AM
hehe
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 04:58 AM
Sage sits in grover's hands, before suddenly lying down to stretch, just like a cat.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:00 AM
Thanks to quantum magic the tart is now cool enough to remove from the pan and cut Moment of truth... He pops the tart out of the pan with the removable bottom and places it on a plate. He proceeds to cut a piece for him, Grover, and Frozen. It tastes wonderful. Like vanilla and apples and butter, and just a touch of apricot. He takes Sage up and places them on the table, and gives them a little bit of the custard in a small spoon to eat and play with
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:00 AM
Cannot freaking look away from Sage
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 05:01 AM
Sage prefers to eat it... After all that tastes heavenly. So tasty.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:02 AM
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DELICIS ESAU (-̥̥̥ _ -̥̥̥ )
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:03 AM
WHAT. WHAT hehe HELLO WHAT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:03 AM
I mean, you helped make it, man. He smiles as he eats. There is indeed a slice for Frozen, in front of Frozen
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"Spamton" BOT 06-Apr-22 05:04 AM
HEHE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:05 AM
He sees Cassius, and makes a slice for him as well
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"Spamton" BOT 06-Apr-22 05:08 AM
:^]
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he chomps it up and claps THIS IS DELICIS
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:10 AM
WHOA THERE ARE [2] OF THEM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:16 AM
Oh, one of them is Cass, he... learned how to shift from my brother...
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:20 AM
THANKS!! Okay at least the double is explained. Why him tho.
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"Spamton" BOT 06-Apr-22 05:23 AM
austin I am speaking directly into your brain now.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:28 AM
THAT S UH, THAT S. THAT S TERRIFYING. GOOD FOR HIM.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:31 AM
Yeah, him and Cassius are besties, apparently.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:34 AM
Goes back to Sage and pats their head oh so tenderly
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:37 AM
He smiles and uses a napkin to get some custard off Sage's face Hey send a picture of Sage to your buddy, i'm sure he'd be thrilled.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:40 AM
!!! He snaps a photo
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Reuben Jules Kaard BOT 06-Apr-22 05:42 AM
( Thou art very goode at needle felting! ) Read 1:42am
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:42 AM
( That's my friend's child, their name is Sage ) Read 1:43am
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Reuben Jules Kaard BOT 06-Apr-22 05:42 AM
( MY APOLOGES OH GOODNESS ) Read 1:44am
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( What a charming childe! ) Read 1:44am
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 05:45 AM
Sage tweeted at his face being wiped, squeezing his eyes shut.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:50 AM
Hey you're gonna get gunk in your hair. He picks up Sage and gives them a grooming lick
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 05:51 AM
It purred because of the lick, some fluff getting into Esau's mouth.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:53 AM
He picks the fluff out and tosses it behind him
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:56 AM
austin I am speaking directly into your brain now.
@"Spamton" (@s i g h t i n g 1997) - jump HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS????
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"Spamton" BOT 06-Apr-22 05:57 AM
PS5!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:00 AM
OKA Y I GOTTA GET TO BED SOON. He heads to Esau and gives him a side hug. THA NKS FOR [Easy-Bake Oven] WITH ME. IT WAS GREAT TO FINALLY BAKE WITH THE REAL YOU EHAHEHA AND YOU V E GOT A WONDERFUL KID THERE!
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`He pats Sage goodnight1
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Sage BOT 06-Apr-22 06:00 AM
Sage squeaks happily under his hand. Comfy
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:01 AM
‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:04 AM
He grabs Grover in a one armed hug and still manages to lift him Goodnight, pal... wish me good luck if I don't see ya tomorrow, will ya?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:07 AM
YE<A! HEY. YOU GOT THIS. ALL THE STRONG PEOPLE YOU L L HAVE WITH YOU HAVE GOT THIS. I BELIEVE IN YA L L. GOODNIGHT, ESAU. Gives him a proper midair hug.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:13 AM
G'night, Grover. He smiles as he lets him go, and finishes his piece of tart
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:18 AM
Frozen can't help but eye the replica of him. Eventually he pulls himself away. GOOD LUCK EH He has no fucking clue what's up but he'll need it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:23 AM
He nods to Frozen before putting Sage in his pocket and cleaning up, putting the rest of the tart in the fridge with a note on the freezer door Thank you for everything - Esau He leaves
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Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:24 AM
Frozen is going to sit here a bit longer. There are two things he has to fucking think about here.
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 06:33 AM
Actually, he should go to his room.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 03:53 PM
he had found his way here, making coffee and trying to get together a quick breakfast for himself and the rescue party
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 04:23 PM
He flips on the kettle and sits down.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:24 PM
He walks in and looks around, with a sigh. Seems like there's always something to clean or put away in this place. But instead, he makes coffee, and sits at the table
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:26 PM
Hes drinking that gallon, washing some dishes Hello~
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:26 PM
Uhm, hi? Have we met?
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 04:26 PM
He gets the unexplained urge to joke about sleeping with thsi Spamton's mom. He wont do that but he wants to. UH. WE HAVE SOME GOOD GRUB IF ANY OF YOU WANT SOME.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:26 PM
No thanks, I don't wanna get poisoned or lose any more hair
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 04:27 PM
OK ????????????????????????????????????????
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:29 PM
He checks the fridge anyway, and takes out the tart. You're awfully chummy today, Frozen
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 04:31 PM
THANKS. OH THAT TART IS GOOD.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:31 PM
Oh hi! No we didn’t meet yet~! He dries his hands, floats over to Greedton, and offers his hand I’m Silvio~
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:32 PM
He looks up at Silvio, at first a bit surprised by the floating, but now thoroughly unimpressed. He shakes his hand I'm Spamton, nice to meet you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:33 PM
He enters, places the ring on the table and goes to make coffee
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 04:33 PM
he was so focused on cooking he didn’t realize he wasn’t alone in the kitchen, he blinked Oh! Hey fellas.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:34 PM
Hey Toony... sleep okay?
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 04:35 PM
J creeps up to the table, and grabs the ring as quickly as he can, putting it on his finger immediately.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:35 PM
Esau, shortstack He's been serving himself a piece of the tart This apple tart looks really good, Esau Thanks for saving us some pieces
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:35 PM
He smiles Hey, it's for the house. Enjoy it.
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The ring fits J's finger easily, as if it was always meant to be there. It's eerie
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 04:36 PM
he shrugged As well as a [feeling stressed? Try this breathing technique] guy could… want some eggs?
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:36 PM
Hes back to washing dishes, humming a song.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 04:36 PM
J shuddered and turned it, so that it wasn't so prominent, placing his hands in his pockets. Weirdly, it's comforting.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:37 PM
ohhhhh so many people in here~ I feel like I can’t keep track~! So many of you~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:38 PM
He turns back to the table with his coffee and turns pale ...Anybody see a ring?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:38 PM
He shakes his head with a mouth full of tart
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It does get quite crowded sometimes yeah
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 04:39 PM
J shrugs, getting his hands out of his pockets... Absolutely forgetting the ring is on there.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 04:43 PM
he raised his eyebrows A [ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:44 PM
He puts his cup down and starts looking around frantically Can cursed artifacts just up and vanish on their own accord??
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 04:44 PM
he almost flips the pan of eggs into the ceiling CURSED!?!
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 04:44 PM
He brings up the hand to scratch on hid chin. G-gee, I don't know...
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The hand with the ring.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:45 PM
They sure can~
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:45 PM
They often do
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:45 PM
I’m full of cursed artifacts~! Want a new one?
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 04:46 PM
... YES
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I DO.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:46 PM
He isn't even looking at J he's so frantic We need it to seal Saffron so we don't kill him!
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 04:47 PM
J realized what he was doing and quickly hid his hand. I'm sure we'll find a way...
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:47 PM
Oh you want a new one~? Sure. Sooooo..... uhhh..... this sounds like a real tough situation!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:48 PM
He sips his coffee shakily J-Jesus Christ....
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:48 PM
Silvio opens up his pocket. It’s full of fucking rings? Hello Mister Esau~ are any of these yours?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 04:48 PM
I mean it couldn't have just up and grown legs and walked out of here, could it?
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:48 PM
Sometimes cursed ones come right to me! They’re so silly~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:49 PM
He blinks and looks at the rings Uh... n-no that's none of mine... thank you though... oh wow those are fancy...
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 04:50 PM
jesus Christ why was this house so stressful?? He was having a hard time trying to focus on cooking
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:50 PM
Also you don't need the mister, just Esau is fine.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:51 PM
Oh! Alrighty~ hehe He floats over to frozen. Go on! Pick one~ I am not responsible for any spirits attached to them!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:52 PM
He's looking around on the floor for it Oh god, oh god I should have worn a pocket today....
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 04:53 PM
UH. WELL HOW MUCH ARE THESE RINGS
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:53 PM
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How much do you think they’re worth?
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 04:54 PM
he looked to Esau S-So what’s gonna [what’s happening tv marathon on Nick at nite] now that the [ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone] is gone??
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 04:56 PM
WELL THEY'RE CURSED SO PROBABLY NOT A LOT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 04:57 PM
He sits at the table with his coffee, shaking I-I literally don't know... Amaranth ran away... for all we know he has a plan.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 04:59 PM
Go on frozen. Pick one out. I bet you won’t regret this
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:00 PM
he jumped Your [brother from another mother] took off??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:00 PM
He nodded
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 05:01 PM
He eyes the rings with interest, but not enough to pick any to examine
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 05:03 PM
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE CURSED ANYWAYS???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:04 PM
He rubs his face We can't kill him... god what are we gonna do....
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 06-Apr-22 05:05 PM
Frozen, he's the salesman You gotta trust what a man knows about his product
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 05:05 PM
I DON"T TRUST ANY OF YOU
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 05:06 PM
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:06 PM
he wondered what could be done, there weren't a lot of options for someone as power as Saffron Well, [50% off]...
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:06 PM
J took a deep breath. He was contemplating it. He saw how stressed his friend was.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 05:06 PM
You’ll know it’s haunted at approximately 12:41 AM.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:07 PM
This is his family. What was he thinking? Hey Esau... I need... I need to tell you something.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:07 PM
What?
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:08 PM
He took the hand out of his pocket, showing him the ring. It was me. I took it. I'm sorry about lying to you.
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 05:08 PM
FINE. DON'T MAKE ME REGRET THIS OR I'LL KILL YOU. His hand reaches for one of the rings.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 05:08 PM
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:08 PM
he looked down at the ring, then back at J You... why?
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 05:08 PM
I hope you like spirits that follow you!
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BITCH FINALLY DRAMAAAAAA!!!
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:09 PM
I wanted to be able to help, for once.
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ABSENT FATHER SPEEDRUN ANY% BOT 06-Apr-22 05:10 PM
YEAH I HOPE SO TOO
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:10 PM
He jumps up, about to yell... but then he doesn't. He just sits down Thanks for coming clean, J... but... I really wish you hadn't done that.
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That thing could be dangerous... ... how's it feel to wear?
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:12 PM
J holds the hand with the ring up to his chest. I know it might be dangerous. I'm... Still sorry for taking it without permission. I had a feeling you wouldn't have given it to me if I asked. ... It's cold, but so... Comforting. Like it's meant for me and only me.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:12 PM
he looked at the ring, it made him feel uneasy knowing that it was supposedly cursed
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:13 PM
That was unnerving, but... You wanna hold onto it for me? I don't have any pockets.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:14 PM
J raised his head, surprised, before smiling, carefully rubbing it with his finger. ...Yeah. T-thank you, Esau.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:15 PM
he was about to raise a concern about it, but decided to keep it to himself. He only hoped that the thing didn't try to hurt J or anyone else
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:15 PM
There's no way J is going to be strong enough to seal Saffron, and as long as he doesn't try to seal anyone else, it shouldn't be a problem
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:17 PM
He knew he's not strong enough. This enraged him. If he's not strong enough to protect his family, what use is there for him? Still, he wanted to try.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:17 PM
he looked over at Esau, handing him a plate of eggs Well, we got a [man with a plan]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:19 PM
Well, someone with a soul can seal him away in the ring... his simulacra will live, and might even be able to start having independent thought
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:19 PM
he looked at the ring In this thing...?
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:20 PM
I want to try it. I know... I know I'm not strong. But if I don't try, I'll just... Be useless all over again.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:20 PM
He nods at Spamtoon Carnation was in there for years... apparently he got sucked into it after he died, I must have been blind with grief.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:20 PM
he looked at J Hey now, J... [who said that] you were useless?
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he looked back at Esau, his eyes widened C-Carny was in there...??
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:21 PM
He shrugs, unconsciously tracing the ring with his finger. I mean... Isn't that kind of obvious?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:22 PM
He nods at Spamtoon Yeah, that's where he was since I killed him.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:23 PM
he shook his head You're [101 jokes and pranks for kids]! You're a walking soul [metal detectors at half price], that's incredible!!
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:24 PM
But it's useless, toony! I can't protect my family with this! Heck, I can't even protect myself! What use am I like this..?
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:24 PM
he flinched when Esau mentioned "kill"... that's right, Esau and Carnation had that fight and it killed Carnation
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he shook it off and turned back to J But you're our [spots and polka dots fashion is IN]er! You can [pick a card any card] where Saffron could be in a [face in the crowd]! I sure can't do that!
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:26 PM
By this point we know he's everywhere. He ate the whole tower...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:31 PM
...I can try and wear it... it's gotta fit on one of my fingers.
17:31
I managed to seal Carnation and I wasn't wearing it.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:32 PM
... No. He has you in catalogue. I'm the only one who's not there, that we know for sure.
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And, I have a scar on my face. Just like him, now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:33 PM
He sighs God I wish I knew where Amaranth went...
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:34 PM
he tries to think, what could J use his power for… then, he got it Carnation! he looked to J You can [lucky find] him with your [with great power comes great responsibility], right??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:35 PM
Yeah, got knows where Carnation is right now, if Saffron hasn't forced him into surgery...
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:35 PM
Amaranth told us yesterday. He's in the top suite.
17:36
I... Oh. That's... That could be a problem, yeah. I can find him, I guess.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:37 PM
Not sure how you could do plastic surgery on a mannequin but Saffron would find out.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:38 PM
...True. He's... Eugh.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:43 PM
he starts getting queasy, worried about what horrifying shit could be happening to Carnation as they spoke
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:44 PM
Hey, uh... Toony?
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 05:44 PM
Omg bitch slay this is such good entertainment
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:51 PM
he looked up at Esau Huh?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:51 PM
Why do you care about what happens to Carnation?
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:51 PM
he turned bright red [recordscratch.mp3]!!!!
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:52 PM
J turned straight to Toony. You like... No, love him, don't you.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 05:53 PM
he flinched, bristling like a cat as he turned to J W-w-W-Wha?? Y-Y-You s-see that???
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:53 PM
J smiled at him. Don't worry so much, toony. I do see that.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:56 PM
.................. He pinches the bridge of his nose
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 05:56 PM
He laughs quietly. Welcome to the family then, I guess.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 05:58 PM
Carnation, Toony? Really?
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:00 PM
he's glowing red, scratching at his cheek Well, he... uh... he glanced away He... helped me remember how I used to like [dance dance revolution]...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:01 PM
He looks at him, his brow furrowed before he relaxes a little Well... people have fallen in love for less, I suppose.
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Let me guess, I had to be there?
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:03 PM
he nodded, smiling shyly Well, n-not just that but... he w-went out of his [it's my way or the highway] to do that for me... even though we were [perfect strangers tv marathon on nbc tonight]...
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:04 PM
J smiled. Well, maybe esau's family is just naturally charming. I'm happy for you. Don't worry, we'll get him back.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:08 PM
He nodded. He had no fucking idea how they were going to do this but... they would do it We'll get him.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:10 PM
he wrung his hands nervously I... I really want him to be safe.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:11 PM
I understand that. You'll have a chance to give the safety to him.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:11 PM
he looked to Esau Have you seen this [Tower Records blowout sale] before?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:14 PM
He nods I knew it intimately when I was younger, but it's so much taller now. The suite is up in the fucking sky, you can see Queen's Mansion from it, and it's across the entire City.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:15 PM
his eyes widened THAT big?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:15 PM
Enters
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:16 PM
It's the tallest building in the City
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:17 PM
J turned to Grover, smiling. He was still unconsciously tracing the ring on his finger with almost loving motions. Hey Grover.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:17 PM
He smiles and stands up G! Listen I have a very, extremely important thing I need you to do, are you up to it?
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:17 PM
he was getting REALLY worried did Saffron ever keep... [prisoner of love] up there before?
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he then saw Grover and gave him a wave
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:18 PM
I don't know, Toony. I stopped talking to Saffron when I became a big shot, I'm not sure what he's gotten up to since then...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:18 PM
Is startled, then he takes in all the somber-looking people in the room. OH> OH NO. IT TODAY THE, THE... THE DAY...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:19 PM
He walks around the table and places a hand on his shoulder Yep.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:20 PM
he nodded at Grover We go see Saffron today.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:20 PM
He shivers. WOW. UH...
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:20 PM
J smiles reassuringly. We'll be fine Grover, don't worry.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:21 PM
He hugs Grover and picks him up in a hug Buddy, listen. Sage is sleeping upstairs on my pillow. I gave them a kromer to keep them busy if they wake up but... check on them now and again? And remember what I said last night, if I don't come back.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:22 PM
he looked over at Esau W-wha??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:22 PM
They should sleep through the day, okay?
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:23 PM
J tilted his head. Who is Sage..?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:23 PM
He puts Grover down and turns to Spamtoon Yeah, Toony. Saffron will be angry but if he goes for a kill, it'll be me first. I've got a target on my back the size of the Chrysler Building.
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Sage is... my kid.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:23 PM
[%^&*]. YEA<H. [#@$%]. UH. I PROMISE I LL TAK CARE OF THEM.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:24 PM
Your kid... I promise I'll make sure you come back to them alive. He won't let his friends die. Even if it costs his life.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:25 PM
Starts to tear up bit, and he won't even be doing anything dangerous. His dear friends, though...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:30 PM
Hey, don't cry. He pats his shoulder with a smile. He... is really certain something is going to happen. His Neo is growling like a dragon in his chest Whatever happens to me, i'm just glad I got to meet you guys.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:31 PM
J smiled. He wanted to join in on the hug, but Grover and Esau seemed to be having a moment already... So he didn't join. I am too. You all are amazing.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:31 PM
he looked at Esau Pal, don’t [walk the walk and talk the talk] like that… you’re not gonna [hyperlink blocked]…
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:34 PM
I L<OVE YOU ALL SO MUC H... He drags them all into a hug.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:35 PM
I gotta be realistic, Toony. Fuck, if I can distract Saffron enough that you guys can get in a good few blows-!!?!?! He smiles and places a hand on Grover's head reassuringly
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 06:36 PM
J sniffed, smiling and hugging him tightly. He was so nervous... He wants his friends to be safe.
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Silvio G. BOT 06-Apr-22 06:36 PM
He floats on outta here
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 06:40 PM
he hugged all of them, starting to cry. He was so scared and nervous and stressed, it was all coming out at once as he squeezed them all back I-I-I dun wan nobody t-t-to [hyperlink blocked]!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 06:45 PM
Gives them all a super tight squeeze
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:02 PM
So... you guys ready?
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:03 PM
J pulled back from the hug, taking a deep shaky breath. ...Yeah.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 07:03 PM
he was only almost ready, but he nodded Y-Yeah…
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:04 PM
He took a deep sigh.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:05 PM
He nods, his zipper is rattling We're waiting on Saul. J, do not lose that ring.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:06 PM
J traced it with his fingers. It fit like a glove. I wouldn't dream to.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:07 PM
he steps inside Hey, guys
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:07 PM
J turns to him, smiling. Hi dad.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:07 PM
He smiles Hey Saul, good to see you.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:07 PM
How are you guys holdin up?
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Miss Midnight BOT 06-Apr-22 07:07 PM
she waved to everyone, still shaken from Cassius' "pranks" H-Hello..
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Saul G Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:07 PM
Good ta see ya too, buddy
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:08 PM
Doin' good. Grover here's gonna watch over Sage while we do this.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:08 PM
I'm nervous... but we gotta do this.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 07:08 PM
he waved to Midnight, then looked over at Saul Trying to get [ready for action]...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:09 PM
Joe is right. We can't keep letting Saffron run amok before he eats the whole damn City.
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:09 PM
He smiles. I'm ready to get this over with.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 07:09 PM
he nodded I'm ready to save Carnation.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:10 PM
he nods, sliding on his brass knuckles I'm ready too.
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Miss Midnight BOT 06-Apr-22 07:10 PM
she looked over at Saul, worried
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:11 PM
...I probably shouldn't bring any weapons.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:11 PM
He nods, giving one more award losing smile to Grover before glancing at Midnight ...I won't let anything happen to him.
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Miss Midnight BOT 06-Apr-22 07:11 PM
she looked at Esau, then smiled in relief Thank you, Esau...
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:11 PM
I won't either.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:11 PM
Sidles over to Saul and gives him a side hug. BE SAFE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:11 PM
You guys are worth my life, at the least. If I have to lose it to make sure he comes home to you, it would be worth it.
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 07:12 PM
he nodded I'll [trapper kepper back to school sale] an eye on him, too!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:12 PM
he blushes I-I can take pretty good care of myself too. he kisses Midnight on the cheek I'll be alright, I promise
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:12 PM
You're not going to lose it, Esau. Your kid needs you to be there.
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Your life, I mean.
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Miss Midnight BOT 06-Apr-22 07:13 PM
she looked back at Saul, then kissed him back on the cheek Please be careful... I love you.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:13 PM
I love you too, Starlight he smiles warmly
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Miss Midnight BOT 06-Apr-22 07:14 PM
she turned to the rest of the rescue team I hope all of you stay safe.. and please watch out for each other.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:14 PM
If we need to run away... then we run away, OK?
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:15 PM
... Yeah. He crossed his fingers in his pocket. He knows he won't flee before it was over with, even if that cost his life.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:16 PM
We get out of dodge if we need to, but as far as i'm concerned we're taking care of Saffron, one way or another. He inhales deeply, and turns, gesturing for the group to follow him Closet time.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:17 PM
I mean it you guys. I don't want you acting like a martyr because you think it's worth it. It's not!!
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Spamton J BOT 06-Apr-22 07:17 PM
He grins. Let's do it, team.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:18 PM
I'll se ya soon, sweetheart...then we can go ta the beach! he gives Midnight's hand one final squeeze then leaves
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:18 PM
To the closet we go!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 07:18 PM
follows
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Miss Midnight BOT 06-Apr-22 07:18 PM
Good luck everyone! she turned to Saul, then smiled I'll see you at the beach... she waved to them good bye
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Spamtoon BOT 06-Apr-22 07:19 PM
he waved to Midnight, then followed everyone to the closet
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Miss Midnight BOT 06-Apr-22 07:30 PM
she sighed, deciding to go back to the club. She had to stay positive, she had to have faith in all of them. Saul will come back.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 11:28 PM
He is making squash soup for him and Sage.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-Apr-22 11:40 PM
Well. This looks. Edible. He brings it upstairs.
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:23 AM
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OK. COOL.
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WHAT NOW
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Starts batting shit off the counter-tops.
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He wants to claw at things but there's this stupid shit on his claws!!! FUCK!!!
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:26 AM
🐈 HI [Meow]TIE
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:26 AM
I'M HAVING A CRISIS HERE PAL
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:27 AM
He's ripping the shit out of a dishcloth hanging on a hook at the wall. Enrichment WHAT IS IT
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:27 AM
Oh you know :^3 BEING A CAT??????
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THIS SUCKS
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:28 AM
NYAAAAHAHAHAHA he clips in through the wall and tackles the nearest cat
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:28 AM
A
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HISSSSS
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:28 AM
83c
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:29 AM
SHADOWCLAN WOULD THROW ME OUT FOR MY GARB
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I WOULD BE SHADOWCLAN RIGHT
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DON'T ANSWER THAT
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:29 AM
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU [meowing] ABOUT
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:29 AM
WHAT THE [Meow] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FROZEN
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HAHA SAME [Meow]
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:30 AM
OH. YOU GUYS DON'T READ NYEAHEAHEAHEA
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:33 AM
WHAT CHILDREN'S [Meow]S? ? PASS
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HEY CATSSIUS WHERE IS THE NEAREST [Kibble] I'M STARVING
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WAAH WAAH SOMEONE FEED ME I'M FRAIL AND DYING
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:34 AM
I HAVE NYO CLUE
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he starts wailing as well!
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:35 AM
JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:35 AM
Comes in here and sees the destruction. He hears the wails OF COURSE I CAN GET YOU FOOD! HE PLACES BOTH Anton and Rosario on comfy surfaces so he can prepare homemade cat food
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:35 AM
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:35 AM
What the hell
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
NYANTON
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
CAN.. CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER???
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
He sits on the counter, he's still standing up. Catssius?
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
SHUT UP
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
he immediately shuts up and jumps up to nyanton and starts grooming him
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
He is sitting on the counter on all fours, he honestly looks like one of these old tired cats who can't give a shit
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
NO I MEANT NYAUSTIN
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:36 AM
OK F U ALL TOO
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SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:37 AM
I CARE YOU CATSSIUS WE WAIL FOR NUTRITION TOGETHER
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:37 AM
He's preparing food and also sets aside some space for cheeseburger making. BORIS NO I WAS MAKING YOUR CHEESEBURGER
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:37 AM
Okay i'm bacl :3
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:37 AM
He just takes it, purring and trying to groom Catssius. He's not used to being a cat. He really isn't
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:37 AM
back
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:37 AM
Xw=
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:38 AM
He somehow lets out a cockatiel chirp
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:38 AM
ITS OKAY MEOWPHEW WE CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO [meow]
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:38 AM
PLEASE! HOW DO YOU CAT
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:38 AM
I WANT TO BE BIPEDAL
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:39 AM
Just stand up?
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:39 AM
[Meow]
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:39 AM
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:39 AM
WELCOME BACK BORIS! He sets aside their food and gives Frozen a cheese burger. Are you supposed to feed cats cheeseburgers? Who the hell knows
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:39 AM
I WANT TO BE A FURRY
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:39 AM
He bolts to the food and starts eating so fast
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:39 AM
THANK YOU Takes big fucking bites.
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WH
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:40 AM
Why do I feel like I've never been fed my entire life ?
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:40 AM
`he picks up anton like a kitten by his scruff and brings him over to food1
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 12:40 AM
He eats his food so cutely
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:40 AM
:3 ?? ? ? ?
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:40 AM
Lifts his head up THAT'S WHAT YOU FEEL WHEN YOU [Meow] Back to chow town
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:40 AM
he sets anton down in front of food and then starts going to town NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:41 AM
He is gripped by an instinct to take a picture of these cats and dors so ... HOW FRIGHTENING THIS CURSE IS
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:41 AM
he has no lower jaw so the food that doesnt make it down his throat just goes everywhere whoops
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:41 AM
I LOOK LIKE THAT LITTLE RING OBSESSED FREAK oh wait its all coming together huh
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:41 AM
I'M NOT SCARED I'M HAVING FUN
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:41 AM
ANYWAYS
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:42 AM
He starts to chow down the food, trying to replicate the sounds NYAM NYAN NYAM NYAM NYAM PEEP NYAM NYAm
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:42 AM
YOU'RE DOING IT NYA~
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:43 AM
I'M DOING IT! I'M CAT He meows so damn loudly
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:44 AM
he joins in NYAAAAAAAAA MEOOOOOOOOOOW
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NYANTON BOT 07-Apr-22 12:44 AM
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:45 AM
OH ARE WE SINGING? ? ?
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[Meooooooowwwwwww] [Meeeooooouuuuuuwwwwww] [Meeeeeaaaaaoooouuuuuww]
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:46 AM
eats like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G4XGGW_uknU
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Feeder Malfunction Leads to Feast || ViralHog
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goes back to wailing
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Nyaustin!!! FUCK!!! BOT 07-Apr-22 12:46 AM
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:48 AM
I LEARNED A SKILL ONCE I WONDER IF THIS WILL BRING BORIS BACK He takes off his helmet and puts it upside down, it looks like a space for a cat to curl up in pspspspspspspspspsps
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:48 AM
[👁️ 👁️]
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:49 AM
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:49 AM
pspspspspspspspspspspsps
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:50 AM
Catwalks over to Chadton and rubs on his legs
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:50 AM
He picks up Skunkton and pets him gently giving him a few scratches behind the ears
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:52 AM
He purrs and half-lids his eyes, content. His purring is like a little train engine
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Wait train engines go chugga chugga right i mean a regular engine one that goes brrrr
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:53 AM
He continues to pet skunkton then realizes doesn't he have boxes in his inventory. Don't cats like boxes? He takes one out letting it land on the table
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:53 AM
he does a biiiiiiig stretch and then looks to Nyanton WE SHOULD GO BOTHER SER-NYA :3c
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:54 AM
[👁️ 👁️] BOX
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:54 AM
DO YOU KNOW WHERE SERAFINO IS?
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:54 AM
WAIT WE SHOULD TOTALLY [Meow] SERA
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:54 AM
NYA-TTIC
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:55 AM
He puts skunkton down THEN WE SHOULD SAY HI!
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CATSSIUS BOT 07-Apr-22 12:55 AM
he starts doign a fun little cat run towards the attic
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 12:55 AM
🚶‍♂️
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 12:55 AM
He runs after Catssius
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 12:56 AM
He gets inside the box
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My city now.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 01:03 AM
ROSARIO! pauses when he sees him in the box and goes over to pet pet him
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 01:03 AM
He does a mrrp? when Chad calls him
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 01:04 AM
pets him behind the ears
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 01:05 AM
He starts purring, laying on his belly, paws trying to hold chad's hand Hello .
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 01:06 AM
IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO FORGET TO BRING YOU! continuing to pet Rosario
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 01:09 AM
You're fine. I don't think Serafino is in the mood either. He grips his hand,letting himself be wiggled around
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 01:10 AM
He continues to pet Rosario was he supposed to do something? He forgot now his brain is filled with petting the meowmeow
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 01:15 AM
So is this what you expected to do this evening?
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 01:17 AM
... OH I WANTED TO SHOW YOU TROJAN JR THEN SEE IF YOU WANTED TO TRY CYCLING. He picks up Rosario and continues to pet him OR WELL I WAS THINKING ABOUT TRYING TO LEARN TO TRY SCRAPBOOKING!
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 01:18 AM
I don't think I can learn cycling with this body. But we could do Scrapbooking.I know how to use my tail enough for that.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 01:19 AM
TRUE AND WE CAN GO SHOPPING AND PICK THE DECORATIONS! He starts walking with him into the common room
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 01:21 AM
He's just carried, purring all the way through
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:32 AM
in here now
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`He takes the rest of the soup he made and puts it on a pot on the burner
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:35 AM
He looks inside the fridge. There's a wee bit of tart left. He takes it and manages to cut two slices for him and Grover
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:38 AM
SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A [DILF]?
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A DAD!!! A DAD.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:39 AM
!!! Oh, uh, I dunno, like maybe a week? He sets the plates down on the table with a laugh
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:42 AM
THAT S REAL COOL! OH, THANKS FOR THE [π]
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THEY R E SUCH A SWEET KID
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WE SANG TOGETHER!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:43 AM
AWWww! That's fucking cute... He takes a spoon and takes a sip of soup while it's warming up
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:44 AM
The only spices he used were salt and rosemary. It's rather bland.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:45 AM
Hmm... hey Grover? What do you think if I put some paprika in this? Maybe some tumeric?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:45 AM
:? SURE, BE MY [Guess]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:46 AM
He proceeds to spice it up. While he's at that he grabs a slab of bacon from the fridge and begins to fry it
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:46 AM
...I LITERALLY JUST THREW SQUASH AND BUTTER IN A BLENDER.
03:46
THIS LOOKS FANCY!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:46 AM
He smiles I love squash, a good squash can last for a few meals...
03:48
He chops an onion and throws that in with the bacon as it cooks, getting everything all bacon-y and onion-y, and a finely chopped celery for good measure
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:50 AM
Walks up and watches
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:51 AM
Chops up all that good stuff, throws it in the soup, along with some black pepper, and garlic, and chicken broth to loosen it up He takes an immersion blender to it, because they have that in the house, I said so
03:53
He finishes heating it up and fancying it up, making a bowl for Grover and sprinkling on some leftover bacon, and a small dollop of sour cream
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:54 AM
...[Hot Damn]
03:54
THIS LOOKS GOOD
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 03:54 AM
A cat walks in here and immediately jumps on top of the table.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:54 AM
!!!
03:54
HEE~Y KITTY KITTY!!
03:54
Reaches out to pet...?
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 03:55 AM
He playfully tries to bat at the hand. He's happy he got his stress killing out of the way.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:56 AM
He puts a small saucer of soup down for the cat with plenty of left over bacon bits before taking his own bowl That virus really got around huh?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:56 AM
...SO. WHICH FELLOW IS THIS CAT? Tries to guess and honestly can't
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:57 AM
Couldn't tell ya. Can you talk like Skunkton, kitty kitty?
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 03:57 AM
What if he didn't saw anything lol. He mrows and goes for the saucer.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:58 AM
...HUH.
03:58
PEts
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:58 AM
Shrugs and sips his soup
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 03:58 AM
He goes to bat at the hand again.
03:59
THIS SHIT FUCKS HARD!!!!!
03:59
Whoops
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:59 AM
Oooh, hey Frozen!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 03:59 AM
Tries the soup https://c.tenor.com/NGtqh1V1DfQAAAAd/good-soup-good-soup-meme.gif
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 03:59 AM
YEAH. HEY.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:00 AM
OHHH HI FROZEN!
04:00
THIS IS REALLY GOOD ESAU, THANKS!
04:01
Pulls a crane out of his pocket and throws it towards Frozen, hoping he'll bat at it, too.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:01 AM
YEAH IT'S REALLY GOOD
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04:01
Immediately goes to give it hell.
04:02
ANYWAYS... He swipes at it. AVOID A GEOMETRIC CAT. Swipes again. THIS SUCKS!!!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:02 AM
NOTED! THANKS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:02 AM
Is that the one that caused all this?
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:03 AM
YEAH. BASTARD IS QUICK. I COULDN'T STOP IT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:04 AM
I suppose it's better than a trojan horse... you'd think Chad would learn hot to adopt viruses.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:04 AM
HOLD ON A HORSE????
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:04 AM
(*Not)
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:04 AM
GOD.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:04 AM
Yeah, he brought in a horse once. Almost everyone turned into horses.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:04 AM
MUST HAVE MISSED THAT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:05 AM
I just refused to touch it.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:05 AM
I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING OR IN HELL THAT NIGHT.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:06 AM
OK WELL IMAGINE THIS HORSE IS SMALL AND DEXTEROUS AND CAN JUMP 5 TIMES ITS HEIGHT
04:07
SCARY TO THINK ABOUT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:09 AM
Picks up Frozen and holds him at arms length in big strong hands, he smiles Oh yeah, you're incredibly terrifying, Fwozen.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:09 AM
Hissing at clawing and hissing and clawing.
04:09
BECOMING A CAT IS SCARY YOU DIP
04:09
LET GO
04:10
PUT ME DOWN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:10 AM
He puts him back down in front of his soup There ya go.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:10 AM
Slurp
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:10 AM
THANK YOU
04:11
OH I CAN DO THIS TOO NOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:11 AM
:??
04:11
...Good trick.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:12 AM
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04:12
YEAH I CAN TELEPORT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:12 AM
Far out.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:12 AM
...WHOA...
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:13 AM
NYEAHEAHEAHEA!!! PRETTY GREAT.
04:13
SO. YOU ALL MADE IT BACK? FROM THE LOOKS OF IT?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:14 AM
Uh... J didn't make it... but his soul is trapped in a ring and we're building him a new body.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:15 AM
WELL THEN IT'S ALL WELL!!! WITH A MINOR SETBACK
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:15 AM
Yeah, he'll be okay. I died a little, too.
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:17 AM
OH. UH. SORRY TO HEAR THAT? IS THAT LIKE A 'CRINGE EMO MOMENCE' OR A 'ALLERGIC REACTION' KINDA DEAL???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:18 AM
It's a 'I got my heart ripped out of my chest' kinda deal.
04:18
He begins to pat himself down for a moment, looks in his tank top, and then stands up 'Scuse me a moment, if I had cigarettes on me I think they fell out of Neo. I'll be right back. He leaves
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:20 AM
... slurp
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:22 AM
OH THAT'S COOL I USED TO NOT HAVE A HEART!!!
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04:25
WHAT DOES THIS EMOJI MEAN
pogton 1
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:25 AM
CAN I TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU
04:26
I LIKE CATS
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?????? BOT 07-Apr-22 04:26 AM
🐁
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:27 AM
HOLD THAT THOUGHT. His eyes go big.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:27 AM
Eats the tart and watches happily
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:28 AM
POUNCES AT THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:30 AM
ANYWAYS
04:31
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN TAKE A PIC. I GUESS. I'M KINDA SMEEGOL BUT WHATEVER
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:32 AM
NAH UR CHARMING Snaps a photo
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?????? BOT 07-Apr-22 04:34 AM
a bunch of toy mice fall from the ceiling
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:35 AM
Bonkus of the konkus OW,,,
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:37 AM
OK THIS IS AWESOME HOLD ON I'M GOING SILLAY MODE
04:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEYxYcLi1lc
kendowater
Doom (PC) - At Doom's Gate (E1M1) Music EXTENDED
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:38 AM
Bursts into the kitchen Grover!
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:38 AM
This cat is loosing it at these toy mice.
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?????? BOT 07-Apr-22 04:39 AM
you hear more boss music playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsgfcoFoyA
GeoffPlaysGuitar
Slayer's Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise Cover) 100k subscribers special
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:39 AM
OH, HEY, CAN I GET A CIGARETTE TOO? OR, DID YOU... DID YOU FIND THEM??
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:40 AM
He immediately bursts into a puff of pink smoke Mrrr?
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:40 AM
LOL
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:40 AM
[A]
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:40 AM
OH MY GOD I'M FLUFFY AS SHIT He begins running around in circles chasing his own tail like a dumbass
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:41 AM
PFFFT
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:41 AM
OHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:41 AM
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE CAT BRO
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:42 AM
DOES THAT TRANSFORMATION HURT???
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:42 AM
He stops, and turns around and looks at Frozen. His pupils dilate
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:43 AM
NO
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:43 AM
YES
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:43 AM
TO BOTH OF YOU
04:43
ONE QUESTION FOR YOU:
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:43 AM
He pounces on Frozen bite bite bite
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:43 AM
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:43 AM
Takes so many pictures you have no idea
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:44 AM
He got off like two bites that's good enough for him
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:44 AM
Teleports on top of Esau. NOTHING PERSONAL KID Killing killing killing
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:45 AM
RROOOOAAWWWSSHIISSS Scratching and biting and maiming you
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:45 AM
They are fighting soo much its so good for them.
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:46 AM
FIGHTING FEELS GOOD HELL YEAH
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:46 AM
MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF A WHIMSICAL SERIES OF ANIMAL THEMED KIDS BOOKS I READ IN MY YOUTH
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:47 AM
WHOOPS
04:47
WHAT'S OUR WARRIOR CAT NAMES???
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:48 AM
NAME ME NAME MEEEE
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?????? BOT 07-Apr-22 04:48 AM
a radio manifests on the table
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:48 AM
HM.... CLOUDHEART????
04:49
WHAT DO YOU THINK GR- A
04:49
RADIO????
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?????? BOT 07-Apr-22 04:49 AM
it clicks on and it flips through stations before landing on one
04:49
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:49 AM
pogton
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:49 AM
Bats Frozen in the face with his paw lightly lol pogton
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:50 AM
Bats back. OK WHAT'S MY NAME
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:51 AM
Uhhh.... BITESBACK BECAUSE YOU BITE BACK GET IT?? Greeks has never read Warrior Cats
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:51 AM
ESAU, YOU LOOK LIKE A.... SOMETHING-HEART FOR SURE... UH... HM.
04:51
HMM
04:51
FROZEN, I M GIVING YOU A SNOW THEMED NAME
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:52 AM
I HAVE NOTHING RELATED TO SNOW ON ME.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:52 AM
IT S YOUR NICKNAME THO??
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BIRD KILL COUNT: 19201| RAT KILL COUNT: 1 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:52 AM
ALSO THAT WAS SAD ESAU. Bites back but not too hard.
04:52
WELL THEY'RE WRONG
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:52 AM
MRRR OKAY OKAY UHH
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:53 AM
TAWNYHEART
04:54
OKAY ESAU YOU R E TAWNYHEART. THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE I AM HAVING A BLAST.
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:55 AM
HOW ABOUT NIMBLEWHISP? YOU ARE FAST AND YOU CAN TELEPORT LIKE A WISP.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:55 AM
HEY I LIKE THAT! THATS A GOOD ONE!
04:57
...SOO...
04:57
...CAN... COULD I...
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:57 AM
He rolls over GROVER PET ME.
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:57 AM
I'LL TAKE THE NAME YEAH
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:57 AM
YES
04:59
Reaches out slowly. Oh my god there's a cat here and he gets to touch it. Oh my gosh. And there's a cat. Wow.
04:59
Pat pat
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:00 AM
Oh shit. Ooooh mercy Esau closes his eyes and purrs
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:01 AM
cringe
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:01 AM
He opens one eye and looks at Frozen WHAT? YOU SHOULD TRY IT. FEELS GOOD.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 05:01 AM
(;△;) KITTY
05:02
Pets the pompadour. Wow!
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:03 AM
NYAH, I'M FINE OVER HERE
05:03
HEY RADIO CAN YOU PLAY
05:04
WAIT WHY AM I TALKING TO A RADIO. I'LL JUST. TURN THE. AH.
05:04
NO THUMBS. THIS WILL BE TOUGH TO DO PROPERLY
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:04 AM
GRAB IT IN BOTH PAWS
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:05 AM
I GET THAT BUT YOU HAVE TO BE GENTLE, IDIOT
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:05 AM
Hisses at him just a lil, lol
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 05:05 AM
He should really ask permission before he does this, but... Just once...
05:05
He scoops up Esau into his arms. EHAHEHA! FINALLY!
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:05 AM
WAIT I'LL JUST PULL UP A POPUP
05:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI
Shanee Pigate
I'm a Kitty Cat
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 05:06 AM
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:06 AM
:???
05:06
Never mind this is fine.
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:07 AM
GROV IF YOU LIKE CATS SO MUCH WHY NOT GO AND BECOME ONE???
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:08 AM
Yes Grover join uuuussss
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 05:08 AM
Y KNOW, CAUSE YOURE THE ONE THAT CARRIES ME ALWAYS< BUT NOW, I... WOW YOU R E SOFT ESAU
05:08
EH MAYBE NEXT TIME
05:09
I have to go to bed real soon lol
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:09 AM
Go sleep!!! WELL JUST WATCH OUT!! OR DON'T!!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 05:10 AM
Scratches Esau's chin for a bit
05:11
WELL I SHOULD GO TO BED SOON
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:12 AM
Purr purr purr
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 05:13 AM
Nice
05:13
Puts him down YOU CATS HAVE FUN NOW
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:14 AM
Byeeee
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 07-Apr-22 05:16 AM
GOOD EVENING YOU GLORIOUS CREATURES! MAY STARCLAN GUIDE YOUR PATHS! He's out
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:16 AM
What the hell does that even mean, Frozen?
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:16 AM
CAT HEAVEN KINDA
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:17 AM
Oh. Far out.
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:17 AM
I HOPE YOU GO TO THE DARK FOREST 💙
05:17
THIS IS A GOOD THING
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:18 AM
Oh, same to you, then!
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:19 AM
WE SHOULD FIGHT MORE SOME TIME.
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:21 AM
Why wait? Fight me now.
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:22 AM
OK
05:22
Goes in for the not actual kill.
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:22 AM
I'm full of piss and vinegar and I am ready to tussle! He is pounced on, which leads to some playful bites
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:27 AM
Ooooh he is having a good time. Ooooh he slips in a bonk of friendliness what the fuck. I'LL KILL YOU :3
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:29 AM
Haha this is the best! Being a cat is fuckin awesome! Still glad he didn't become a horse, though He gives Frozen a little head bonk back NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST :3c
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:31 AM
I HEAR SOMEONE OUTSIDE. WANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURRPOSE???
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:32 AM
YES
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 25398 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:32 AM
HELL YEAH LET'S GO
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HONKHONKHONKHONK 07-Apr-22 05:33 AM
Her victim count is 6 now
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Married to Spamton 07-Apr-22 05:33 AM
pogton
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:34 AM
!!!! He scrambles outside
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 27291 BOT 07-Apr-22 06:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhbZfG3Tq7M
Gianni Matragrano
violence Milk
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:07 PM
He scrambles up onto the counter and hops onto the table. He's so nimble and graceful, this is nice He immediately sticks his head into the bowl and eats mmmm soup oh man there's bits of bacon in it fucking score
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:09 PM
WELL. HOW DO WE OPEN THE FRIDGE.
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:10 PM
Wanders in here wailing [Meowwww] [Meeeoooowwwww] [Meeowwwww]
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:10 PM
Cleaning himself after licking so much soup from one of the two bowls on the table Damn white fur...
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:10 PM
SHUT UP
16:11
THE KITCHEN IS ALL FOR YOU GUYS GO CRAZY
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:11 PM
There's bacon in this soup.
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:12 PM
He jumps up on the table and starts sniffing around for crumbs
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:14 PM
SO UH REALLY THOUGH. ANYONE KNOW HOW TO UNDO THIS??
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:15 PM
The horse virus just wore off on its own.
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:15 PM
I THINK IT JUST WEARS NYOFF LIKE THE HORSE
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:15 PM
OK HOW DO WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN FASTER
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:17 PM
It's a virus, wait until it runs its course... unfortunately.
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:18 PM
I WILL DIE LIKE THIS HUH...
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:19 PM
Nah you'll be fine.
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:20 PM
DRAMA QUEEN
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:20 PM
I WILL DIE
16:21
I'LL FORGET I CAN'T EAY A CERTAIN THING AND PASS AWAY
16:21
EAT
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:21 PM
I WILL TOO IF NOBODY FEEDS ME WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH he jumps down on the floor and starts pawing at the kitchen trash
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:22 PM
I HAVE JUST BEEN EATING BIRDS
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:22 PM
THERE'S VOID BIRDS IN HERE? ?
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:23 PM
Again, perfectly good soup up here, guys.
16:23
I know it's good I made it.
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:23 PM
SOUP DOESN'T FILL A STOMACH SHUT UP
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:24 PM
Appears like the mysterious cat owner figure he has become and half asleep makes decent homemade catfood
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MEOWSARIO BOT 07-Apr-22 04:24 PM
Is being carried while asleep for some reason
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:24 PM
ACTUALLY I'LL TAKE A [Cat's eye] He looks up at the counter, like he's measuring the height, but misses and faceplants on the floor because Chadton's cooking distracted him
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:24 PM
Oh hey Chad, still befriending viruses I see.
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:25 PM
Food has been set out for some reason frozen gets another cheeseburger. He pets rosario HELLO MY FRIENDS IM... ESAU THE CAT VIRUS HAS HIT YOU TOO! Though while he says this he's half slumped against the counter with Rosario in his arms
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:25 PM
NO I GO TO OTHER WORLDS. ALSO THANKS FOR THE CHEEZBURGER
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 04:26 PM
[NHAMNHAMNHAMNHAMNHAM]
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:26 PM
Yeah, I got got. He hops down and sniffs the food, then tries a bit. Hey not bad Nomnomnomnomnom
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Chadton G. Champton BOT 07-Apr-22 04:27 PM
THANK YOU MY FRIENDS! seeing the cats are satisfied he walks back to rosario's room, taking Rosario with him. Evidence of last night scrapbooking adventure in his hair. He is going back to sleep
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:28 PM
Frozen scarfs down that burger like an anim- well. Like a cat.
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 04:48 PM
He hops up onto the table, then the counter, then the fridge Heaehaehee tall~
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 04:52 PM
YOU SURE ARE. Something about being on top of a fridge seems familiar. Oh well.
16:57
SO... He hops over to the sink, trying to turn it on. He's thirsty.GUESS ANY PLANS WE HAD ARE DASHED. BEING CATS NOW.
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🦨[[SKUNKITTY]] BOT 07-Apr-22 05:03 PM
He's finished eating, and licks his whiskers with gusto. He's got a plan for the day now.
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:07 PM
I'm shrugging so hard idk lol I might just nap up here
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NIMBLEWHISP | BIRD KILL COUNT: 35407 BOT 07-Apr-22 05:17 PM
WELL. ENJOY YOURSELF.
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Esmeow BOT 07-Apr-22 05:44 PM
He wakes up from his little cat nap with a yawn, and jumps off the fridge, its' time to mosey to his room and check on the baby
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Pawl G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:02 AM
he prances into the kitchen and hops onto the cabinet using his kitty paws to nudge open some cupboards
00:04
nah...nothing looks good. He heads to the fridge and opens it with his head
00:05
he starts crawling up the shelves when he disturbs a packet of cheese squares above him
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 08-Apr-22 12:05 AM
OOOUGHHHHH 7
🧀 7
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SCENECORE MIDLIFE CRISIS BOT 08-Apr-22 06:48 AM
Oooo I love to cause problems.
06:49
Okay there's gotta be some good grub around here.
06:50
Why is the fridge filled with nanaimo?
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SCENECORE MIDLIFE CRISIS BOT 08-Apr-22 06:57 AM
Oh he can hear them being weird out there. Eventually, he grabs a bowl of fruit for himself.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:30 PM
Bigstand
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:32 PM
Here he is. He passes over to the fridge to see what they had. Maybe something simple... Nah, pancake time ...Oh, hey, Anton!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:32 PM
spamstanding
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:33 PM
Starts whipping up stuff Pancakes okay, dad?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:34 PM
MORE THAN! HEAHEHAHEHA Oh I missed laughing [I'm so normal]ly INSTEAD OF MEOWING LIKE I'M [Cuckoo] HEHAHEHAHEHA He turns the coffee pot and the kettle on
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:36 PM
Hey there!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:37 PM
Wiggles his fingers at Anton, then grabs himself a mug of coffee and sits down at the table
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:45 PM
He Walks to the cabinet, and takes out his decaf cappuccino mix, making himself a cup.
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:45 PM
Placing some batter in the pan. They aren't the super fluffy ones but they're good!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:47 PM
He drinks it....Man. He mutters to himself as he walks to the living room [[But it's the flavor , It's the flavor you want]]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 12:47 PM
🦇
12:47
Good morning~
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:47 PM
Oh hi Sera
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 12:48 PM
Hello!
12:48
New.... hold on I can still do this..... new [ 💇‍♂️ ]?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:49 PM
Hhmmm!! Had to say [Goodbye] To the Mullet
12:49
This was not fueled by depression at all
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:50 PM
Hey Sera! Want some pancakes?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 12:52 PM
Well! It’s just hair, it can always grow back, dear. He ruffles Anton’s hair with a smile. Something feels.... off. About it. But he trusts this little guy. Oh! Yes please~ loving the look today~!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 12:53 PM
He chirps and stands in the doorway instead, downing the cup of coffee How're you today?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 12:57 PM
I’m doing pretty good! Blue screened the other day though~
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 12:58 PM
Slides a plate of pancakes over to Skunkton
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:00 PM
YOu what. What happened?
13:02
I haven't seen you [bluescreen] or [meltdown] since I had to feed you Coolant back in
13:03
December?
13:03
No there were some in january too when I think of it
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:03 PM
THAT'S GOTTA [Smarties] He raises his mug in a thanks to Esau and starts eating
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:07 PM
He is sitting so cutely, waiting for some pancakes, drinking some juice that i decided he grabbed when he came into the room
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13:08
Saw that Cassius was missing his eye finally..... panicked a bit.
13:08
Gonna bring that up next therapy appointment though~
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:09 PM
OH THAT. I was an old man when I saw it and I Scolded him for a good while
13:09
That's good! I have my first appointment on that soon.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:10 PM
WOW YOU'RE ALL IN YOUR [Healing arc] HUH
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:10 PM
I have [afflictions] and I really don't want to get worse
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:10 PM
I think it's needed at this point~ considering what we've all been dealing with~
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:10 PM
I think
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:11 PM
COULDN'T BE ME I'M [100% Fine]
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:11 PM
I'm in a threshold where if I don't do this, I'll be in a point of no return.
13:11
Good for you
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:12 PM
OOF SOMEONE'S IN [The wrong side of the bed]
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:13 PM
I mean what am I supposed to say
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:13 PM
Puts a plate of pancakes down for Sera and Anton Bone apple teeth, fellas.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:13 PM
Thank you Mr. Esau
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:13 PM
he reaches over, squeezing Anton's hand I'm glad you're going.
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:13 PM
Just call me Esau! He grins
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:14 PM
food time food time slay
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:14 PM
But seriously, what Am I supposed to say. [[You're not okay actually go to therapy]] ?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:15 PM
AND WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO ME? He opens his hands HALF THE WORDS I [Speak up][Aren't in the bibble] WHAT GOOD THERE IS IN [Conversational Therapy]
13:15
FOR ME, AT LEAST YOU HAVE [Fun times] WITH THAT
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:15 PM
He kirby vacuums the pancake
13:16
I mean that's why I didn't say anything.
13:17
If I say "good" I'm on the wrong side of the bed and if I actually say something I'm offering a [bad opinion] He shrugs Kinda lost at this point
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:18 PM
Well~ I’m hoping a therapist will offer you a new perspective, help you out. It’s supposed to be to your benefit.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:18 PM
HEY, WE'RE [[Just saying]] HERE, BOY I'M SORRY I GOT YOU [Save state]
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:20 PM
He has no idea what's going on bless him 's alright. He walks back to the sink and drinks a huge glass of water
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:21 PM
[Batboy]'S RIGHT THOUGH [Shrinking] WILL HELP YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE MR. WIFE THAT'S NEVER [Goodie], EH
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:22 PM
):
13:22
Do I sound that bad?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:23 PM
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE FINE
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:25 PM
I hope so! He also starts digging for sweets and finds a bag of gummy worms
13:25
He opens the sour gummy worm bag
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:26 PM
Share?
13:26
And hey, you know you have us to fall back on if things get rough.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:26 PM
YEAH! LEMME INTO THOSE LITTLE SOUR [Benches] He makes a grabby hand Antonwards
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:27 PM
He gives some to Sera and Skunkton 😊
13:27
worm time
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:28 PM
Making more pancakes, he's adding blueberries to these new ones
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:28 PM
NOW [Wiggle wiggle wiggle] CAN HAVE FRIENDS
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:28 PM
he walks in Mornin Every!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:29 PM
Mornin!
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:29 PM
Glances back Morning!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:29 PM
Fun fact! I am technically a [worm] myself
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:30 PM
he glances at Esau and he blushes P-pancakes? Great!
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:30 PM
Smirks, he's still fucking wearing lipstick as he turns back to his cookingg
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:30 PM
TO QUOTE A [Dashing fellow], WORD
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:34 PM
You're a worm? Like...you eat dirt? And ya do that thing where if ya cut a worm in half it turns inta two worms? Because, that's awesome. Both the eating dirt and the other thing.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:34 PM
I don't eat dirt but I eat grit to help with digestion?
13:35
I mean it in the [Computer virus] Sense
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:35 PM
☺️
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:36 PM
Ohhh right he nods like he understands I totally understand.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:37 PM
I like dirt~
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:37 PM
IT SMELLS NCIE
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:37 PM
He seats himself down at the table after cleaning up Not a thing Lightners have to worry about, Saul.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:37 PM
NICE EVEN
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 01:37 PM
ncie
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:37 PM
He slide some pancakes to Saul at the last minute, magic!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:37 PM
Thanks buddy! he starts inhaling them
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:38 PM
I dunno about that
13:38
Can't he like. Become a horse
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:38 PM
OH HEY ROCKSTAR MET YOUR [Kiss kiss fall in love] THE OTHER DAY LUCKY SORRY FOR [Mean to Saul </3] YOU THAT OTHER DAY I WAS [Afflicted]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:39 PM
Sokay Stripes! Everybody has their moments.
13:40
I only became a horse that one time...too bad. I wanna do more horse stuff...like eat more grass
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:40 PM
Gotta say i'm still glad I missed out on the horse thing, but the cat thing was fun.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:40 PM
Yeah. That was [Trojan virus]
13:40
if you get affected by that, I think you need an internet 101 guide later
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:41 PM
AND HEY WHILE WE'RE IN A [So sorry] MOOD He turns to Anton DID I EVER [[Say you're sorry, Spammy]] FOR TRYING TO [End you]? I MEAN I COOKED [Lasaga] AND ALL BUT IN THE BACK OF MY [Skull] I WAS FEELING LIKE I SHOULD SAY IT TOO
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:43 PM
Oh! Took you 1 month and 7 days but that's alright! I appreciate the apology.
13:43
wait
13:43
2 months and 7 days actually
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:44 PM
You really shouldn't eat random grass, Saul, have you tried cat grass?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:45 PM
Cats eat grass? Aw, I missed out...I had the perfect opportunity...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:45 PM
MR WIFE JUNIOR, [[Ladies, Gentlemen, and everything in-between and outside]] I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING I'M NOT GOOD WITH [Wordle] SO I WAS A BIT [Spooky] TO DO IT AND [Fun :)] IT UP
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:46 PM
I mean, I think you got quite the cat experience. Dyed your fur, nearly died in a pool... He laughs I'm glad to be bipedal again.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:46 PM
OOOUGHHHHH
13:47
I mean I guess
13:47
He glitches up a little bit...nothing seems to change in appearance
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:47 PM
watch
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:48 PM
I GUESS IT'S KIND OF LIKE.[Difficult] IF YOU'RE NOT [honestman] WITH YOUR FEELINGS? BUT I [appreciate] THE ATTEMPT Y'KNOW?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:50 PM
HEY, I'M AN [Honest man]! ! THE [Honest]EST!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:53 PM
NOW YOU [are]
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:53 PM
He puts his dishes in the sink, chuckling a little as he swishes his hips a little, before pausing in thought Hmm...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:53 PM
WHY ARE YOU TALKING [Turkey] ANTON
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:54 PM
He gives him a thumbs up
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13:54
WHAT DO YOU [mean green bad]
13:55
I'M USUALLY MORE [psittacine] THAN ANYTHING
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:56 PM
he falls/clips through the ceiling and lands in the family guy death post
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:56 PM
Hey Seb!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:56 PM
SEBASTIAN
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 01:57 PM
He willingly flops on the floor in solidarity
13:57
kromerdown
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 01:58 PM
At Seb
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:00 PM
Not really paying attention, he's just going through his pop ups wistfully
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:02 PM
Seb! Ya want a pancake? he puts the pancakes under his face
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:03 PM
Hi dear~
14:05
Anyway~ he takes a little sip of his juiceI went shopping the other day, got some new home decor! I bought an inflatable bouncy castle.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:05 PM
HMM. He actually gets up realizing he cant eat gummy worms while laying down
14:06
Any reason why?
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:07 PM
Why not?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:07 PM
The castle? For fun~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:07 PM
Ya got a bouncy castle? That's a dang good investment! Or something. I wanna live in one of those one day...
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:08 PM
Plus im not getting any younger and I always wanted to own one!
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:08 PM
Shame my boots are so pointy now, I think i'd break it... He sighs sadly
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:08 PM
We can get boot covers
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:08 PM
He tilts his head I see!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:08 PM
Ya could put on slippers!
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:08 PM
pogton
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:08 PM
I THINK HALF OF OUR [Snoots] COULD DO IT IN
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:09 PM
WHAT ARE YOU ALL ELEMENTARY SCHOOLERS
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:09 PM
We can put wine corks on them.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:09 PM
He takes the bag of worms and smashes it against his face, the nose poking clean through it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:09 PM
I wish I had a stabby nose...
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:10 PM
I dunno, dad, after dying I think i'm down to try being a bit less dire now. Bouncy castle sounds like a good start.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:10 PM
Then I could fight people! With my face!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:11 PM
YOU MEAN LIKE [nose fencing] ?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:11 PM
Yeah! Ehahaha! ...maybe if I tape a knife to my face...
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:11 PM
I wouldn't recommend it.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:12 PM
YOU COULD [carve][will wood] FOR ONE ?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:12 PM
[Bounce bounce] CASTLES ARE CHILDREN'S TOYS
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:13 PM
I'M [rise and shine]!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:14 PM
I could cut cake! With my face knife!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:14 PM
he scrambles up off the floor
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:14 PM
Aw Stripes, I bet ya would have fun if ya tried the bouncy castle!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:14 PM
GOOD MORNING !!!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:14 PM
good morning anton !!!!
14:15
you are no longer [kitty cat dance]!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:15 PM
I WOULD RUIN THE [Jump] FOR EVERYONE ELSE
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:15 PM
What, like, on purpose?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:15 PM
I GOT [Better]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:16 PM
NO (Maybe) (IF SOMEONE GIVES ME [Troubles] HEAHEAEH)
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:16 PM
he goes over and picks anton up in a crushing bear hug
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:17 PM
He squeaks like a squeaky toy, and glitches a slight bit, almost non noticeably
14:18
(≧▽≦)
14:19
Did you get any sleep ? (〃＾▽＾〃)
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:20 PM
A little, but not much im gonna be [honest man] with ya kid
14:20
he sets him down and ruffles his hair what about [yew]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:20 PM
he sees them hugging and thinks out loud Aw, I spose if I had a face knife that'd make it hard ta hug people...unless they had protective anti face knife gear... the hamster wheel is turning
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:22 PM
Your nose is perfect the way it is, pal.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:23 PM
It's not that hard! You just shuffle to the side and don't stab your Teammate! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ
14:23
Speaking of, he bumps his nose against Seb's Well a little is better than nothing. I'm sure soon you'll get a full night
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:23 PM
YEAH DON'T SWEAT IT KID He stretches his hands up and over his head, making the most cat-like whine in the process WELP I'M GONNA [Fry my brain] IN THE LIVING ROOM [[Sumimasen]]
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:24 PM
He waves goodbye Me well.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:24 PM
he is looking at anton so intently
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:24 PM
I slept fine. Cuddled up with Chad and Rosario.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:25 PM
do you want to [moving company] somewhere else to [talkbox]?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:25 PM
Sure! Where to?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:25 PM
[fiddler on the roof]?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:25 PM
Sure! He is still being held so he just waits
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:26 PM
he waves at everyone I WILL BE [bach] TO GET PANCAKE AND COFFER LATER
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:26 PM
Waggles his fingers at Seb in goodbye
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:26 PM
they fuckin' clip up to the roof because gh0st doesnt wanna do walking emojis
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:26 PM
...Hey Saul?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:28 PM
Y-yeah buddy?
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:28 PM
Midnight's club... I don't suppose there was a dance floor?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:28 PM
==👋🏼
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:28 PM
he thinks for a moment Yeah! I think there was!
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NORMAL BOT 08-Apr-22 02:29 PM
Makes some tea don't mind him.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:29 PM
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NORMAL BOT 08-Apr-22 02:29 PM
👋
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:29 PM
Really? Fantastic! I've got all these dresses, it seems like a shame not to use them!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:30 PM
Yeah! We can all go dancin! ...Though I dunno how.
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:30 PM
...Oh wait, that's a lounge club, though, isn't it, I don't suppose they like to switch up the genres? I mostly tango.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:30 PM
he shrugs Well, maybe we can? I uh...didn't know there was rules.
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NORMAL BOT 08-Apr-22 02:31 PM
Munching on a granola bar and walks out with the tea.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 08-Apr-22 02:32 PM
I wanna swim again~
14:32
👋🏼🦇
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:32 PM
I'm sure there isn't! He waves at Sera
14:32
You can't dance?
14:33
What about a waltz?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:33 PM
he shakes his head I dunno any of those things...
14:34
...I mean I'm real good at head banging.
14:34
...until I give myself a headache...
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:34 PM
laughs
14:34
Saul, buddy, you need to learn how to dance!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:35 PM
I-I do?
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:36 PM
Yes! Think about how impressed Midnight would be!
14:37
And to be perfectly honest I could stand to stretch my muscles.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:37 PM
he thinks about it for a while…dancing around like a fairytale romance…he blushes O-ok
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:39 PM
Fantastic!
14:41
But we should find someplace to go to do this...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:42 PM
Yeah?
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:43 PM
Yeah... you look like you'd be good for a waltz, buuuuut... it's been a long time since I did a proper tango... He's pacing the kitchen in thought
14:44
I dunno, which would you prefer?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:44 PM
I look like a waltzy guy? Huh…
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:45 PM
You look like you could do any dance.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:45 PM
Tango sounds like a cool soda…let’s try that one?
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Esau G. Spamton [FASHION ICON] BOT 08-Apr-22 02:48 PM
Hmm... alright! He pulls up a pop up, swipes some things, and soon a boom box falls into his hands Outside!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 08-Apr-22 02:49 PM
Yeah!
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NORMAL BOT 08-Apr-22 04:07 PM
I DON'T THINK INVER DRINKS TEA???
16:11
He leans up against the counter, waiting for the kettle to boil. What does it matter if this affects others? It won't make a difference once he's out of here.
16:12
He can't help but eye out the window.
16:13
No this is fine. This feeling will pass.
16:14
It feels like its taking forever for this water to boil.
16:15
Why would he give up the chance to be a big shot again??
16:18
Maybe he should at least say goodbye to the guy out there.
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16:19
He climbs out the window. A weird habit of his.
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Inver Ink BOT 08-Apr-22 04:26 PM
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 08-Apr-22 07:23 PM
He rests his bag on the table and starts tidying up, out of habit. He brews some more coffee, just to get it out of the way
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 08-Apr-22 07:33 PM
Sniff sniff
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Narrator BOT 08-Apr-22 07:33 PM
Rumbling...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 08-Apr-22 07:36 PM
He's covered in lilies. He swims to the top of the pile One day. It's all I aAAaa- His eyes are full of the emotionless but slightly annoyed tears only an allergic reaction could give
19:42
Fucking goddamnit Can't have shit in this fucking house He's whining and rubbing at his eyes Aaagh, my eyes! Sniff He's gotta get out of here
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Nitsua BOT 08-Apr-22 08:22 PM
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20:22
Wow this is a lot!
20:23
They scoop up several different allergy medications and a large glass of water. They then head up to the room.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:18 AM
that sounds actually really cool! I'd love to do that!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:19 AM
Yeah I mean we have to make sure we don't use a mug, though I can still read it it's better to have an old fashioned cup and saucer for it. The more plain in design it is the better.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:19 AM
He looks at the collection of novelty mugs he bought for shits and giggles Uh. SUrE!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:19 AM
I can also read Coffee? Sort of.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:21 AM
He goes through the cabinet, tail wagging and he pulls a cup. It has a cute little stamp but that's it. Does this work?
02:22
AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE THAT.........I'm sworn off coffee
02:22
He says this with the worst saddest face he can muster
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:22 AM
Yeah I can do this with this cup! Haha, well bad news for you, your older self drinks it with reckless abandon. Worried that his blood might be made of coffee at this point.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:23 AM
That's....why There's a tear shedding out of his face
02:24
Everyone held an intervention a while ago because of my Caffeine addiction
02:24
(╯︵╰,)
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:26 AM
He looks in the cabinets and starts boiling hot water Is there a type of tea you like? Oh that doesn't sound too pleasant, though I'm curious. Why do you need to swear off coffee? Does it make you behave erratically? Unpleasantly? From what I understand, your older self drinks a lot of it but he doesn't seem to struggle with excessive caffeine overdose.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:28 AM
I did have some sleeping issues and kept drinking it to stay awake to avoid nightmares.
02:28
which fun fact! Doesn't work!
02:28
I've learned my lesson but I said I would tone down ( ; ω ; )
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:28 AM
You ....really need therapy for that then.
02:30
It's good that you've toned that down, I'm sure you'll return to drinking it once you've settled what's bugging you though. Taking the cup gently. He's waiting for Anton's tea preference
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:32 AM
....I don't wanna quit coffee 😭
02:32
I like Lemongrass thank you.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:34 AM
Then all the more reason to go to therapy. He takes out the lemongrass and turns off the stove when the kettle whistles. Preparing the tea. You used coffee as a way to stay awake, and to do that you have to drink a lot of it. The root of it are your nightmares. While I'm no therapist, it's kind of clear to me that if you don't have nightmares anymore, you don't need to use coffee to stay awake as much right? He turns towards Anton and hands him the tea I'm sure you can do it Anton
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:41 AM
He takes a sippie of the lemongrass, humming a bit in pleasure Well yeah... I have them when I'm sleeping alone or stressed out...I do plan on talking about these. I just like the flavor of coffee. That machine there? He points at the engine, espresso machine in the kitchen My pride and joy
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:43 AM
Hm that does look like the same type that we bought. He's laughing. Well, what are your nightmares about if you don't mind me asking? I can tell you about mine if that's a fair trade.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:46 AM
I have a list
02:46
But the most prominent one is just...phone related stuff
02:47
Being uh... [Hung up and put on hold] [My line is getting cold!].... You know
02:48
He makes a gesture as if something is wrapped around his neck
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:49 AM
Oh I've heard of the phone thing. A contract with an entity type deal? He pours himself some tea and takes sips then figures he should gesture so they sit down to talk That does sound scary, and abstract. My nightmares are often about returning to the slums.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 02:52 AM
Yeah I have no idea what it is...Which is a stupid thing. I should've looked harder but I was so desperate, you know! He sits down on the chair, tracing circles on the cup Ah... I see. You also had a [rough start] ? Was t too bad?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 02:55 AM
You can't help it Anton. Desperation is a terrible emotion to experience, situational depression and anxiety corners you into doing things you later regret. He holds his cup quietly You were inexperienced, it's ok. We just have to deal with the effects of what's been done is all. Oh I had one, you see in my world you're born an adult, unlike plugboys who are born as small children, we're born with expectations on making it big with almost little to no resources. Most of us can manage fine, but I guess I was just a really unlucky guy. Does this sound a little familiar?
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:04 AM
He rushes into the kitchen, to find something to eat. Sniff sniff.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:05 AM
Notices the other person who entered Oh hello there!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:07 AM
I was born and raised as an adult too. I never had the knowledge in how to make sales and had to stumble a lot to learn the basics...Apparently everyone's installed with a package to explain them how to but I never had that myself.
03:07
Lived deep in misery. Leaning on friends for food, selling anything I could get my hands on for dirt cheap...Things just never made sense for me.
03:08
He waves to playerton while telling this lore bit
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:08 AM
He waves back and continues his quest for food.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:12 AM
Oh yeah, the starter package was a thing, mine was fairly corrupted and getting those fixed or replaced costs a lot. Haha, they really don't look out for the unfortunate. I had to resort to stealing at one point and I wasn't really great with socializing back then. I got into a lot of debt back then too. Oof wouldn't want to do that again. Resorting to stealing shoes and becoming the "Shoe~ Ghost~ Wooooo~" Also give me a moment. He turns his head towards Playerton. Hello are you looking for something?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:15 AM
I just never had mine. Learned it all from scratch. Being below the factory settings also made it rough
03:16
height wise. You also smell that?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:17 AM
Oh I never got mine replaced it's all here too. I could buy a new one, but I've done well with what I've had without the package. That does sound pretty rough though but I'm guessing you're doing well? Oh...I do smell that is there a fire?
03:21
... Well it seems to be gone so maybe it was just a small thing.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:21 AM
YEAH
03:22
the phone uh. Coached me. It taught all the sales methods and socialization skills
03:22
I didnt even know you could smile too wide. For me the wider the better you know M
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:22 AM
I'M LOOKING FOR A DELICIS MEAL
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:26 AM
I can make one if it's ok that I borrow the kitchen. His attention is back to Anton Oh yeah, I thought the same too, but when I was poor, I smiled at a kid and they cried thinking I eat babies. So I had to change that. I mean who ever heard of a 'Baby Eating Salesman?' that's a terrible start for business right?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:28 AM
He laughs a bit The kitchen's all yours corryn
03:28
I was the guy who ate the merch i was supposed to sell
03:28
I was hungry ok.
03:29
how am i NOT supposed to wat scented erasers and pens?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:30 AM
Getting up he checks the cabinets and fridge Oh, seems like I can make spaghetti and meatballs. He laughs at Anton's words I mean some of the products did look good not going to lie, there have been times where I was hungry enough to eat Soap and those little hanging car scents. They smelled good, tasted horrible though.
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:32 AM
YES !!! I WIL l TAKE THE [Spaghet] .
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:34 AM
Alright if you don't mind taking a seat I'll get that ready. Oh, right you can call me Corryn or Santiago. He's preparing the Spaghetti, boiling water and getting ready to heat up the meatballs What's your name?
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:38 AM
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON !!!
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:38 AM
....I STILL EAT SOAP.
03:38
NOT AIR FRESHENERS THOUGH THESE ARE [collectibles]
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?????? BOT 09-Apr-22 03:39 AM
a dark circle forms under Anton. A dark circle does not form under Anton. Things are as they were and everything is normal.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:39 AM
I respect your tastes Anton but I'm also horrified. Do you have another name other than Spamton? It's a little confusing for me I'll admit because my world considers that an award like the Oscars or Nobel peace prize. He puts the dried noodles into the pot
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:40 AM
Bigstand
03:40
:D
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:40 AM
ANOTHER [Your Name, Please] ???
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:41 AM
Yeah? Uh if you don't have one then are you alright with nicknames?
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:48 AM
SURE
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:50 AM
Haha you're a pretty enthusiastic guy. He's watching the pot Hm Actually Anton do you happen to have any interesting names for this guy? Since you probably know him better than I do. It is my first day here.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:50 AM
I'm as lost as you, actually
03:50
He seems very... spritely.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 03:54 AM
Hm... well he's very energetic. Enid? Juniper? Lux? Uh Man that's very hard. He prepares the strainer for the noodles then heats up the meatballs
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 03:55 AM
I'M 1 < OF A kind BABY!!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:01 AM
I mean If you're Unique I can call you Uni. He strains the noodles and portions them out on three plates while eating up the meatballs, realizing he forgot to heat up the sauce. Ah...Anton do you mind getting the Spaghetti sauce from the fridge for me?
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:03 AM
UNI ???? [Alrighty Then!] .
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:05 AM
Sure can bud! He picks up the sauce, also taking out a tub of ice cream out and placing that on the counter, handing corryn the sauce
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:06 AM
Offering a warm smile back he takes the sauce and another pot, heating that up as well. He notes the meatballs are almost ready Oh right Anton, once you're done drinking your tea, do hand me the cup so I can read the leaves ok?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:08 AM
He shoves the tea down his throat and hands corryn the cup, smiling softly Here you go pal!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:10 AM
Portioning out the meatballs he's now stirring the sauce while it heats up. His free hand takes the tea cup to stare at the tea leaves I'll tell you your fortune after I finish heating up the sauce and serving the spaghetti. It's almost ready and all and there are quite a few things I need to point out.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:11 AM
Good things?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:13 AM
He finishes up the sauce and portions that out then hands Anton his Plate then Playerton his own plate Alright Uni, Anton the Spaghetti's done, hope it's good! Well depends on how you look at it.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:15 AM
He smiles thankfully, taking a fork and eating and savoring the Spaghet OH! [ 🇮🇹 ] This tastes Great Corryn! He eats it fast, but makes sure to chew and enjoy it Well tell me then!
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:16 AM
YES !!!! FINALLY He starts eating the spaghetti, making loud slurping noises.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:17 AM
Give me a moment I need to check if that person is still around. He goes to look in the living room to see if the person he saw earlier is still there
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:24 AM
Hm I did make a third one for them. Maybe if I wrap it they'll eat it later. He wraps up the spaghetti and then goes back to the table to take his seat Haha looks like you really enjoy it Uni and thank you Anton, years of being a bachelor sick of eating microwavables does that. He looks over Anton's tea cup Want me to wait till you're done eating?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 09-Apr-22 04:27 AM
What a pleasant surprise
04:27
Santiago
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:27 AM
Looking up he tilts his head in a warm smile Black Ice it's been some time, it's good to see you as well. Have you been well?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 09-Apr-22 04:28 AM
I have had a few hiccups, but so far all is well. And you?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:28 AM
Oh hey
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:28 AM
I've been doing fine, if you drop by the house you'll probably notice there's been some new additions and furniture. I do hope those hiccups resolve themselves though. Would you like some spaghetti? I made a third plate over there.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 09-Apr-22 04:29 AM
I would enjoy some, yes please. And hello... Dare I guess your name?
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:29 AM
HEYA !!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:30 AM
Alright then let me get that for you. He gets up to unwrap the third plate and hands that to Black Ice Oh right Anton, they're Black Ice, we met while at the house.
04:31
Black Ice, he's Anton, or well the younger version of the man you met at the other house.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:32 AM
uh. I've met them alright
04:32
I do have some of my old memories. But only while I was here in the house.
04:32
I still can't believe you're frozen.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:33 AM
Frozen?
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 09-Apr-22 04:34 AM
Yes, that is the nickname bestowed upon my failure of a future.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:34 AM
One of the first Spamtons I met, after Sera I think
04:35
I still remember the first thing he said to me <3
04:35
or one of the first
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:36 AM
What did he say?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:36 AM
[[[CAN'T WAIT F0R YOU TO BE A [beef jerky] AND FOR EVERYONE TO [hate] YOU!!!]]]
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:36 AM
... That is inadvisable and I wouldn't have fond memories of someone who said that to me. Black Ice is your future self ok? Does he need therapy?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:38 AM
YEAH HE WAS A [Motherfucker unlimited] HONESTLY
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 09-Apr-22 04:39 AM
I am doing my best to set him on the right path.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:40 AM
As long as he's looking for help. Do you need therapy too, it sounds like a fairly harrowing experience.
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Playerton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:41 AM
spamstanding Eating the spaghetti listening to this.
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President of Black Ice Ltd. BOT 09-Apr-22 04:44 AM
Oh I've never been better. I enjoy helping others.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:45 AM
Oh that's lovely and kind of you. But please remember if you ever need it, do see a therapist.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:45 AM
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:46 AM
Ah right Anton your fortune so as a quick thing. He's pointing at various points in the tea cup Where certain leaves land and how they're shaped determines time period, Past, present and future and specific events. Does that make sense?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 04:48 AM
Yeah! It does.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 04:59 AM
Ok so according to this I'll only be telling your present and future since you've told me quite a bit of your past. So it'll be like I'm cheating if I mention your past. Presently you have a lot of chain shapes here and spirals. So it's telling me you have a series of events that involve responsibility, the spirals talk about how it's currently a time for problem solving and it seems there are a lot of knots that indicate anxiety and stress. In your future here it seems that you still have quite a few knots and challenges but ultimately you'll hit a New beginning with your current path and, hm ... There's a bit of a rare wheel here. An inevitable change? He tilts his head a bit I am a bit rusty on reading these after all. There are other shapes in here but I do hope that helps.
05:05
Of course Tea readings aren't 100% accurate or maybe true it's like horoscopes and tarot readings
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:07 AM
Inevitable change huh He looks away a bit nervously I seee.
05:07
Maybe it'll be good for me.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 05:12 AM
Penny for your thoughts?
05:13
Though it's optional, if you do tell me what's on your mind I'll show you something interesting.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:26 AM
I'm just worried on what that is. I don't know with all the...strings stuff. I am afraid it's not by my choice and something bad. But who knows...Could be something good
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Making Ppl worse is my Special Interest and brother I'm about to hyperfixate BOT 09-Apr-22 05:33 AM
Black Ice continues to eat the pasta quietly god bless 💜
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 05:41 AM
Hm... well, change can be a good or bad thing. I do hope it's good in the end. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
05:41
or right.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:45 AM
Hmmm
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 05:48 AM
What do you want to happen?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:52 AM
Not suffer through fall I guess
05:54
He doesn't seem to want to talk further
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 05:59 AM
Nods We can talk about it later if you'd like. Well as promised here He takes out what appears to be a toy coin and shows Anton, then hands it to him Throw it as hard as you can, make sure it bounces around the room
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:59 AM
Maybe someday... He takes the coin
06:01
He's honestly not in the mood to use his pitcher arm. he just tosses a coin lazily, which is still a lot compared to his usual monstrous throw. It somehow bounces enough from place to place
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 06:20 AM
Slowly lifting up his hand and he keeps it open. As the coin bounces, he closes his fist and it lands right in it Neat right? He smiles a bit boyishly and shows Anton
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 06:24 AM
What.
06:25
How??????
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 06:25 AM
Wanna do it again? He hands him the coin
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 06:25 AM
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06:25
OK
06:26
Yep. Really not in the mood. He throws it up, letting gravity bounce around
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 06:30 AM
He covers his eyes and lifts up two fingers with his free hand Watch. The coin at some point bounces, flips and seems to hang in mid air before somehow, landing between his fingers. He removes his hand from his eye and hands Anton the coin It's not rigged if you're wondering.
06:31
You can also check my sleeves there's nothing there,
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 06:38 AM
I'm way too dead to do that. That's amazing though, geez corryn.
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Punished Anton BOT 09-Apr-22 06:44 AM
📱 HEY EVERYTHING ALRIGHT..... Did you get caught up in work?. Anyways update me - A
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 09-Apr-22 06:47 AM
Super Luck was a part of my contract. I'm not a fighter nor am I savvy with reflexes. He stands up and checks his watch. Oh it's pretty late I wonder if he's alright with those two. Maybe I sh- He notices the text and smiles warmly. Well Anton it was lovely meeting you again. But it seems I'm needed at home. I'll try to visit again. Goodbye Uni and Black Ice as well. It was great seeing you as well He leaves sending a text back 📱 I'm on my way back home. I'm going to drop by my house and pick up my things but I have quite a story to tell you.
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Making Ppl worse is my Special Interest and brother I'm about to hyperfixate BOT 09-Apr-22 06:57 AM
👋
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Making Ppl worse is my Special Interest and brother I'm about to hyperfixate BOT 09-Apr-22 07:23 AM
Black Ice gets up and leaves.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:26 PM
He's here! Making himself breakfast! He makes some buttered toast with a pan on the stove and some coffee. He doesn't bother putting the kettle on.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:27 PM
Teleports behind him
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:28 PM
<- Clueless
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:29 PM
His head is so close to Skunkton’s shoulder hey man what’cha making?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:31 PM
On an instinct, he lifts the hand that wasn't holding the pan's handle, hitting Sera's face with the back of his hand and his knuckles OH [$#!%] SORRY YOU [Spooky scary skeletons] ME
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:32 PM
He is hit but it is ok. He thinks it’s funny Hehehe! It’s alright! Should have expected that honestly~! He rubs his face Sooooo~ what are you making?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:33 PM
[[All toasters toast toast]] WANT SOME?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:33 PM
Of course!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:35 PM
COMIN RIGHT UP He transfers his own to a plate next to the stove and butters up two more pieces of bread to press down on the pan for a moment SLEEP WELL?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:35 PM
I did! I don’t even remember where I slept last night!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:37 PM
WHAT A [Coinkidink] ME NEITHER! MAYBE THE LIVING ROOM [Basket of eggs], I DUNNO
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:38 PM
Probably! I bet you snored loud as hell too.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:41 PM
HELL NO I DON'T [Snork]!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:41 PM
Are you sure?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:42 PM
POSITIVELY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 03:45 PM
Are you confident?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 03:48 PM
WELL THE [Bonus of onus] OF PROVING IS ON YOU He plates Sera's toast and puts both plates on the table I'VE NEVER HEARD MYSELF [Honk shoo] HEAHEHAHEA
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:01 PM
I have! It sounds like this: [ AGHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAA..... HAAAAA -snort noise- AGHHHHHH ]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:05 PM
[Fun] YOU THAT'S NOT WHAT I [Surround sound] LIKE
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:12 PM
You do! You scream and shout and shit in your sleep man!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:14 PM
NO WAY! THAT'S NOT [Survivalist skills]! I WOULD'VE NEVER SURVIVED IN THE [[Welcome to the Junjle]] IF I DID THAT
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:24 PM
I bet it helped! They thought you were a uhhh, a got damn uhhhhh... idk. I bet they thought you were a fucked up raccoon though
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:28 PM
HEAHEAHEHAEA SURE
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:29 PM
Are there any flowers in here? I got rid of most of them last night... Oh hello you two!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:30 PM
watch
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WELL HI NO [Flowery scents] IN HERE MAYBE THEY ALL [Wilted and died] OVERNIGHT
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:32 PM
Oh that's rather a shame! I would have enjoyed cleaning them up! Well then let me get to the dishes! They head over to the sink. If any of you have laundry let me know! I got through most of it last night, but some rooms were locked!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:34 PM
He leans in to whisper to Sera (DID YOU ORDER A [Free-frost]-SHAPED HOUSEMAID)
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:36 PM
What the fuck this is.... um. Never mind that was gonna be mean.
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:38 PM
:^[ I'm sorry, am I not wanted here? I can make myself scarce.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:38 PM
WHAT NO IT'S [Fine and dandy] DON'T WORRY ABOUT US
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:41 PM
Very well then! Do let me know if I can do anything to help youse okay?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:43 PM
UH WHO [®️] YOU AGAIN?
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:46 PM
Oh my goodness how rude of me!! I have been going, rather cheekily, by Nitsua! More so to make things easier 😅
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:52 PM
watch
16:52
Someone yell for me?
16:52
Ehatever
16:52
Anyway
16:52
Nitsua, huh?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:53 PM
I DIDN'T HEAR NOTHING ANYWAY, THAT [Say it backwards] NAME IS FAMILIAR
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:53 PM
He looks like he’d like shit dropped on his head to be honest.
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:54 PM
Yes! Funny little name, isn't it? ニツア... Oh! Quite the rude one aren't you? I should give you a good lecture sometime >:^[
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:55 PM
Who me?
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:55 PM
Yes、you!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:56 PM
What did I do?
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:56 PM
Said that I look like I'd like... Stuff dropped on my head!
16:56
Well, perhaps I am getting a iyte worked up... Apologies.
16:57
wow that should say little
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 04:57 PM
I GET WHAT HE'S [Pitching]
16:57
AYO IS THERE A [Child's favorite God] AROUND FOR A [Free trial]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:57 PM
This guy gets it
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 04:58 PM
Um... Okay! They start organizing the foodstuffs in the fridge.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 04:59 PM
He peeks over Nitsua’s shoulder Sooo~ what looks good in there?
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:01 PM
Well? For food there are eggs, fruits, condiments, cheeses, some desserts... A lot of desserts, looks like someone is thawing some meat... Hm and some rotted vegetables...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:02 PM
YEAH WE DON'T EAT A LOT OF [Vegetoids] [Kr0mer] IS THE ONLY GREEN WE NEED HEAHEAHEHAHEA
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:03 PM
That's... :^[
17:03
Worrying!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 05:06 PM
I like lettuce
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:07 PM
Oh! I will be sure to pick some up if I can! Do you like salads? If so what kind?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:09 PM
Worrying!
@Nitsua (@Married to Spamton) - jump NOT SO MUCH I DON'T NEED [Nutrients]
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:10 PM
...ok! If you insist!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 05:12 PM
Surprise me~ salad
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:17 PM
Hm... Alright! I will pick some up later for you, okay? 😊
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:29 PM
He enters, looking like he got hit by a fucking truck, and glances over at... some guy? Huh?
17:30
*He narrows his eyes before blinking8
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:30 PM
MORNING ESAU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:30 PM
Frozen??
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:31 PM
Oh please call me Nitsua, dear. It's the name I picked out for myself. Can I get you anything?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:32 PM
Frozen is being helpful, and looks totally different, and... he's polite? That's so weird, this is weird. He gives Skunkton an inquisitive look Uh... coffee, please.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:33 PM
He shrugs back
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:33 PM
Of course! Gets to making that goddamn coffee. Is there anything you like in it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:34 PM
This is offputting but he has other things to worry about. He sits down Surprise me.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:35 PM
He is silently eating his toast
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:35 PM
He nods and makes it a double double 🤪 There you go!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:36 PM
He takes it, and realizes that his romantic shit can wait this is weird Froze- Nitsua... what the hell happened to you??
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:39 PM
Please watch your language. As to answer your question, Inver inverted me!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:39 PM
Excuse me??
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:40 PM
Quite the quick process, really! Inver has been able to do it to themself forever! Doing it to others is quite something though!
17:40
Oh! I should explain!
17:41
Inversion is basically making something the opposite of itself! Not really a science though, according to Inver. You can't be too sure how the person will end up!
17:42
But look at me! I'm everything I wanted!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:43 PM
...You made some Swatchling take your entire sense of self and turn it inside out without knowing what would happen if you did it?? ...Buddy are you insane?
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:44 PM
I was!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:44 PM
WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER IS [Affirmative] AUSTIN, LISTEN THAT'S THE [Worstie] IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:45 PM
Cheese and rice... and to think I was going to thank that guy for giving me advice about my Neo... i'd be happy if I never see him again. He sips his coffee. It's pretty good tho he's not gonna lie
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:46 PM
Oh there were some risks involved but Inver is an expert, and are I not useful? 😌
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:47 PM
WHO THE [Fun :(] CARES ABOUT USEFUL
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:47 PM
The very idea of you doing this makes me sick, Nitsua.
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:48 PM
Well I wouldn't do it!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:48 PM
He nudges Esau EASY THERE COWBOY
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:49 PM
I understand why you would feel that way, though! It's a great deal of a change isn't it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:50 PM
He inhales deeply and looks at Skunkton Dad, this isn't right.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:50 PM
YEAH I DON'T LIKE IT
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:50 PM
:^[
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:50 PM
[[Men (gender neutral) will literally invert themselves instead of going to therapy 🙄]]
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:51 PM
I would like to be treated as an equal here, if you don't mind. Consider me not a product of my past but a new Spamton, then!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:53 PM
YEAH, AND ABOUT [Past lives] FROZEN, HUH? ARE YOU GONNA JUST [Trashbag] HIM LIKE A USED [Plastic wrapping]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 05:55 PM
We are all products of our past, pal... all you've done is run away from it. And i've tried that, it doesn't work.
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 05:57 PM
I don't agree with past me、but I'd rather not have the present me die for the sake of something you two wish was here. Apologies for the rudeness, but I would like to stand my ground here.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 05:59 PM
YOU DON'T HAVE TO [kill kill fall in death] WHO YOU WERE TO MOVE ON HELL I DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE TO [Turn the page]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 06:00 PM
...You know what? Do what you want, I hope you're... happy. Nitsua. Thanks for the coffee. He sips. Frozen and him were always somewhat of enemies... but he didn't really hate the guy as much as he let on. He just wanted him to stop being malicious to Skunkton. Well. Looks like he got his wish. He feels pit open in his stomach and tires to ignore it
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 06:02 PM
Well, it happened! And thank you Esau ☺️
18:02
Glad the coffee is good!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 06:03 PM
DID YOU KEEP ANY OF HIS [Memoires]? OR DID YOU [Factory reset] FOR GOOD
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 06:10 PM
I remember what is left in this ol' noggin, yes! Why?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 09-Apr-22 06:13 PM
He looks Nitsua deep in the eyes. THEN YOU KNOW. He stands up and leaves for the living room
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 06:13 PM
He follows Skunkton, but he brings his coffee. He's completely unnerved, even if Nitsua is polite
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 06:17 PM
He continues to organize the kitchen, unbothered, in his own lane, thriving.
OOOUGHHHHH 3
18:19
They get distracted half way into cleaning by looking at the tree outside.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 06:39 PM
He comes back in here, and roots through the fridge. He notices Nitsua looking at the tree and doesn't say anything. He just grabs a 6-pack and leaves
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 06:39 PM
watch
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 07:33 PM
He is asleep at the table
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 07:33 PM
:^] Sera has a blankie on him now teehee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 08:10 PM
He returns with Sage in tow, going into the fridge to fish out some leftover squash soup. He starts warming it up
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Sage BOT 09-Apr-22 08:11 PM
Sage watches the soup, holding onto Esau. That soup was tasty, their goddad made it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 08:13 PM
He takes out the warm soup, and fills up a tiny bowl for Sage, placing them on the table with it once it was no longer too hot He takes a spoon and dips it in for them, and then holds the filled part of the spoon to Sage Here ya go ❤️
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Sage BOT 09-Apr-22 08:14 PM
Sage squeaks gladly and eats it slowly. Oh yeah food nice.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 08:15 PM
Holy shit cute... He smiles and gets them another spoonful once that one is empty
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Sage BOT 09-Apr-22 08:17 PM
By the time they were done Sage had fluff full of soup. They're quite the messy eater.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 08:22 PM
https://youtu.be/JFDrett2fNs
Xynforce 25
Undertale Sound Effect - Gaster Fade
20:22
Bigstand
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 08:23 PM
He picks up Sage and runs them under gently flowing warm water from the sink to clean them up Hey Greeds!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 08:25 PM
Hey there, good evening He cranes his neck to try to get a better look at what Esau has in his hands What's that, some plushy thing?
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 08:26 PM
That is Sage! Quite a cute little one, aren't they?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 08:29 PM
AAH Jesus You creeped up on me!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 08:30 PM
He beams This is my kid!
20:31
He starts drying off Sage with a towel like a burrito
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 08:34 PM
Should I get some soft foods in stock?
20:34
Apologies for my quietness!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 08:35 PM
Oh, I didn't know you had one! Congratulations! He approaches him and leans down to look at Sage Aww, look at this little marshmallow! I never got to see my kids this young, you know The more time passes the more I wish I did
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 08:52 PM
They are perfect... you wanna hold them?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 08:57 PM
Oh, please He carefully takes them fron Esau and holds them like hamburger, petting them gently They are so soft... Adlings where I live aren't fluffy like this If I'm not mistaken they have some fur when they're newly-hatched to help them keep body heat until they're old enough but then it all falls out Oh you are such a cute little thing! He boops Sage's nose with his finger
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Narrator BOT 09-Apr-22 09:00 PM
Sage smiles and nizzles his finger sleepily. I will be playing the role of Sage while Jam is asleep They tweet! A new friend!
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21:01
(*nuzzles, I'm on mobile)
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 09:05 PM
He chuckles, holding them close to his chest, hugging them, swaying gently Oh I just wanna take you home with me Get you away from your dad for a while He glances up at Esau with a smile, wordlessly meaning it's a joke
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 09:07 PM
He laughs Well, I mean, if you ever want to babysit...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 09:10 PM
Of course! Just give me a heads up the day before or something I have three at home and I need to Y'know Make sure they know they're not supposed to toss it around like a volley ball or something
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 09:13 PM
He pales a little before laughing Sure thing. Sage peeps and curls up in his arms
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 09:15 PM
He coos at them and slowly bounces them in his arms. It seems like it comes naturally to him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 09:19 PM
Wow, you're incredible. That makes sense though.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 09:26 PM
Of course I am He hands the sleepy Sage back to Esau, gently so he doesn't disturb them Here they are Oh do you have a phone? I can give you my number in case you want me around Just I don't have one of those fancy touch phones you people from the future have so you'll have to forgive me if I can't send or receive anything super elaborate
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 09:28 PM
I just have the phone in my head.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 09:32 PM
:?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 09:34 PM
He brings up the pop up that follows his head from his eyes, which has a screen and a number pad I can use my brain or fingers to dial it with anyone who can conjure one.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 09:35 PM
Well I don't have one of those, so He makes a gesture with his hand, something similar to half a shrug Sera has my number, you can borrow his phone if you want to call me
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 09:36 PM
He dispells the phone and smiles Sure! I'm sure Sage would love it, too! Wouldn't you?
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Narrator BOT 09-Apr-22 09:36 PM
Sage gives a squeaky, sleepy peep!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 09:43 PM
He gives them both a fond smirk, and goes after something to eat
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Nitsua BOT 09-Apr-22 09:47 PM
Does a bow before going into the common room to watch iCarly.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-Apr-22 09:49 PM
He finishes drying Sage. This is the most meaningful conversation he's had with Greedton. It's nice He starts to head out to put Sage down for a nap
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-Apr-22 10:20 PM
He's done eating and cleaning the kitchen, and heads out to the living room
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 10:21 PM
😴
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-Apr-22 11:23 PM
🥱
23:24
He’s up
23:24
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 12:10 PM
Brewing coffee
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 12:11 PM
J walked into the kitchen. He has taken a short nap, and was now there. Hungry. Good morning, Skunkton.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 12:42 PM
His ears twist to the sound of J's voice, and he turns around with his mug of coffee MORNING HEY I HAVEN'T [Peeped at] YOU IN A WHILE WHAT HAPPENED
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 12:50 PM
Oh, I was kind of dead. Got revived like yesterday. You have any food?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 12:53 PM
FIRST TIME? He opens the fridge and peeps in there for anything quick to make for J
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:03 PM
He gets a few cold cuts and makes two sandwiches for them both
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:07 PM
He laughs quietly. Yeah, a new experience for sure.
13:10
Got my face fixed tho.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:11 PM
YOU GET [Used goods] TO IT! He puts one of the sandwiches in front of J and sits next to him at the table LOOKS NICE
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:14 PM
J grabbed the sandwich and dug in, humming. Being dead sure made him hungry. Thanks. This is tasty, wow, what did ya make this with?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:17 PM
[Hamster] AND [Cheems] SOME [Not instrument] TOO IF IT TASTES [Funny] YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP EATING I DUNNO HOW [Long, long time ago] THAT STUFF'S BEEN IN THE FRIDGE
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:20 PM
Nah, I mean, I freaking love this this tastes like heaven. Do we have more? He was already finished.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:23 PM
[[Let me check in the back for you, sir]] He stands back up and peeks at the fridge again, making another sandwich for J
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:25 PM
Thanks again. So how have things been?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:30 PM
I'M IN MY [Wet cardboard] [Cat man] ARC YOU?
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:31 PM
I need ta visit Picotee later. Esau told me he hasn't been well.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:34 PM
WHO'S THAT AGAIN WE GOTTA START A [Family tree tapestry] SOMEDAY I HAVE NO IDEA [Who's who] HALF THE TIME
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:36 PM
Oh, this is Esau's brother, my boyfriend. Yeah, we gotta do that. Hard to keep track of everyone...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:54 PM
RIGHT, RIGHT GOOD [Lucky you] WITH THAT THOUGH
13:54
PEOPLE TEND TO REACT [Normally] WHEN YOU DIE AND [Ressurect]
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:56 PM
Yeah, thank you. He finished the sandwich quickly. Do you think I should bring a gift for him?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:56 PM
He shrugs SURE WHY NOT
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 01:57 PM
He hums in thought. ...I have no idea what to bring, though.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 01:59 PM
THEN DON'T
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 02:00 PM
...My god this is complicated. Alright. I got to stop overthinking.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 02:20 PM
THAT'S A GOOD [People's Choice Awards] YOU THINK I THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M [Happening right now:]? IT'S ALL INSTINCT IN HERE He taps at his temple with his index finger
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 02:25 PM
He can't see the gesture but knows what Skunkton means. Cool. Maybe after a few meditation lesson I can learn that too.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 02:27 PM
He's busy stuffing his face with sandwich MM-HMM
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 02:28 PM
J stands up. God he's hungry. He gets to the fridge and fishes out some ice cream.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 03:48 PM
spamstanding
15:50
he makes his way over to the engine coffee maker and starts it up
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 03:51 PM
HEY
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 03:51 PM
he waves at skunkton Hey there [PAL region 2]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 03:52 PM
THERE'S [Coffer] IN THE POT MADE IT COUPLA [60 seconds] AGO
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 03:52 PM
OH
15:52
he switches off the engine maker and pats it... another day
15:53
thanks for [head-on] up about that
15:54
he grabs some from the pot and sits down at the table, sipping it slowly How are you [redoin] skunkton?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 03:55 PM
He makes a grotesque vomiting sound as response
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:02 PM
I [seaglass]!
16:02
Do you need hair of the [barkbeast]?
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:03 PM
Wow he spaced out here for a long time. He put some ice cream in a bowl and added hot sauce and pickles on it.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 04:06 PM
DO I NEED WHAT
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:07 PM
He began to devour the ice cream. Ah, how he missed this feeling. Only food crimes ever awakened it inside him.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:08 PM
he pops up a wikipedia article
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oh that pop up looks [somethingawful]
16:09
he tries again
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:11 PM
J finally noticed Seb Oh hi Seb!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:11 PM
he waves by wiggling his fingers Hey there [jaybird]
16:11
been a while since i've [scenecore] you
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 04:12 PM
NAH, I'M NOT [Hang it up all over] I HAD WHAT, [Half a dozen] BEERS? THAT'S NOTHING THAT'S A WEDNESDAY
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:12 PM
Yeah, could say the same about you! How are ya doing?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:12 PM
he nods, he understands how that is
16:13
oh you know! experienced [unimaginable horrors] and got new [trauma center] as a result! So just a normal [weekend at bernies] here
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:14 PM
Cool! I died. Your experience counts as normal here, you know. But, I mean... Oof. Need therapy?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 04:20 PM
EVERYONE HERE COULD USE SOME [Therapeutic services]
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:21 PM
I was thinking of taking this up for a job, now that everything's settled. I mean, I've got the soul vision.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:26 PM
Don't worry I'm [normal] and have excellent [cope. seethe.] methods
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:27 PM
Oh great! I'm not willing to press on. Ice cream?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:28 PM
he holds up a hand Nah I'm [gouda cheese] on the ice cream but [thank you for your service]!
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:29 PM
Eh, your loss! He eats another spoonfull. God it's good.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:30 PM
he gets up and pours himself another coffee It looks [delicis] but I'm not ready to have my [scheduled bathroom break] yet
16:30
I'm gonna [steppin out] for a bit, see ya'll [l8r boy]
16:31
he walks through the kitchen wall, clipping through it
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:31 PM
He soon devoured the ice cream. Good. Okay. Take care!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 04:35 PM
AIGHT, I'M [Head first] OUT SEE YA
16:35
🚶‍♂️
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:50 PM
He steps in, and see's J Hey, Jay! How's it hanging? You acclimating to the new body okay?
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:51 PM
J smiled, stretching a little. Yep! My taste buds seem to be the same. How was your night?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:54 PM
It was good! It was fucking great actually. His aura is still a swirling rainbow mess
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:55 PM
J laughs, noticing that. Esau, congratulations! I'm glad you and Grover talked things over. I mean, you're practically glowing right now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:55 PM
I am??
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:55 PM
Yep! In a good way, of course.
16:55
In my vision.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 04:57 PM
Is here and sits back at the table
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:57 PM
Heh... well... yeah, it worked out really nicely... but, anyway! I can take you to Picotee today.
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 04:58 PM
Yes, please. I'm worried about him. Could you take me now?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 04:58 PM
Perhaps some waffles? They start looking around for em, ignoring everyone in there.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 04:58 PM
Hey Skunk... He makes Skunk a cup of coffee How you doing?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:00 PM
He make a non-committal grunt and sips his new mug
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 05:01 PM
He looks out the window at the sudden noise of a downpour, and smiles Holy shit, RAIN!
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 05:01 PM
He looks surprised. I didn't know it could rain here!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:02 PM
WHAT THE [$#!@]? ? He rushes to the window to check it out with Esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 05:03 PM
Pressing his face against the window That's nuts... He opens the window and sticks his head out, immediately getting a little drenched
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 05:04 PM
J walked up to the other window and opens it, peeking out, smiling as the rain hit his face. So refreshing...
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:05 PM
He isn't phased by it at all, and begins eating.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:06 PM
He steps back once the rain sprays on him a little bit. He's had enough rain baths for a lifetime. He sits back down.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 05:07 PM
He pulls his head in and shakes his head like a dog, sending water spray all over before he grabs a hand towel to dry his head Man! Lovely~
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 05:08 PM
J pulled back too, just squeezing the water out of his hair and laying it back a bit messily. So, you ready to go now?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 05:10 PM
Yeah let's bounce. He pauses. He thinks about inviting Skunkton, but this will be kind of personal, and Skunkton doesn't seem like the flower kind of person, so he keeps his mouth shut and heads out
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Spamton J BOT 10-Apr-22 05:11 PM
J follows.
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:15 PM
Back to the living room~ Food is eaten!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:19 PM
sits
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:27 PM
They poke their head in.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:29 PM
WHAT?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:29 PM
Well I love confrontation!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:29 PM
GOOD FOR YOU
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:30 PM
:^] Now! How can I help you move on from past me?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:32 PM
He doesn't answer at first, looking off to the side, a leg bouncing. THAT'S NOT THE [Dot]
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:34 PM
? They tilt their head. Go on?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:45 PM
THE POINT IS I THOUGHT WE [Space matter] TO HIM THAT THERE WAS SOME [[This human feeling we call: Friendship]] TO ALL THAT WE DID BUT APPARENTLY [Nope] APPARENTLY ALL HE EVER DID WAS [Face-value] AND HE ACTUALLY NEVER WANTED ME [Gather round] AND-AND THAT HIS LIFE IS [Never better] IF HE SIMPLY [Eraserhead] EVERYTHING WE DID TOGETHER AND REPLACED HIMSELF WITH A [Discount Saw] BUTLER WITH THE PERSONALITY OF A [Cardboard cutout] SO I'M THE [["IDIOT"]] HERE
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:51 PM
They nod along, thinking. I wanted better for you all. I couldn't stop being aggressive, awful, among other things. You deserved better than someone who thought the idea of a 'fun' afternoon was to spill your blood on the kitchen floor. If you and Fiore wanted me to stay though... well I couldn't stay as awful old me! I became my own greatest invention, an angel. I will let the comments about me slide this time.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 05:53 PM
You don't get it, do you?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 05:54 PM
There will be better friends for you in this future! Nothing more to 'get' than that, don't you think? Well, if you really want to get your thoughts off your chest, go ahead.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 06:04 PM
He leans closer. I DON'T [You want it] ANY ANGEL I DON'T WANT A "[[Bigger better-]] FRIEND" HE WAS [Perfect tier] THE WAY HE WAS
18:05
AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO [Get it through your skull] BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY PLAYING NICE AND [Lend me your thoughts]ING IT FIXES EVERYTHING
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 06:20 PM
Hm! I am at quite the loss for words! He wanted this though, well... for the most part. I don't think he would have liked to see you like this, that's for sure! Or maybe he would have? I was quite the... mean character back then!
18:20
I am sorry you feel that way about all of this!
18:22
However, there are others here who would say this is an improvement! So that's that!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 06:22 PM
YEAH? WHO SAYS THAT?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 06:25 PM
Well, one of them called me pleasant! Had my memories not been tampered with, I would remember the name... Ah well! I had never been called pleasant before!
18:31
If I were to go back... memories and all. The wonderful feelings I have would be inverted! The joys I feel now would go away! I would become worse.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 06:31 PM
AND?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 06:33 PM
And that is no good!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 06:35 PM
He turns his head to the side, fake throwing up AND YOUR IDEA OF [[And I sing to myself, it's wonderful, wonderful-]] IS WATCHING [Children's shows] ALL DAY AND BEING A HOUSEMAID?
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?????? BOT 10-Apr-22 06:36 PM
totally coincidental nanaimo delivery on top of nitsua's head
18:36
nanaimo
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 06:36 PM
:^D
18:37
Yes! Yes it is!!! Enjoying the smaller parts of life!! Helping others!
18:39
It's what I should be!! It's what anyone would like!!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 06:40 PM
He spreads his arms, leaning back DO I LOOK [Help]ED RIGHT NOW, FROZEN? ? ?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 06:41 PM
... .. . Well. No. But isn't this still better than getting attacked 24/7??
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 06:43 PM
He throws a fist down on the table THAT WAS FUN THAT WAS [Enrichment] I TOLD YOU YOU WOULDN'T GET IT
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 06:46 PM
You're right. Oh well! Apologies to past me but the new me has a life to live! Thank you for this conversation!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-Apr-22 06:47 PM
He growls, but he's also done with the conversation. He stands up and storms out.
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 06:50 PM
Well that was productive! Oh I should get to cleaning these dishes! The house should look spotless for whenever Inver checks in on me!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:03 PM
He enters, and sees Nitsua. He sighs. It's fine he can be civil. He starts gathering the stuff to make a cake
19:04
Devil's food today
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19:10
He goes digging through the cabinets and finds... Holy shit dutch cocoa powder! Score!
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:12 PM
If you need any help, dear, let me know!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:12 PM
I'm fine, buddy.
19:13
... Is there any Frozen left in you, at all?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:14 PM
Pardon me, but I would have to ask for some clarification! I have some of my memories left from before the inversion, if that is what you're asking!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:15 PM
I guess that is what i'm asking. He's whisking the ingredients together, and begins to shave some chocolate from a bar into it. This is gonna be one dense cake I just don't know why you wanted to do this in the first place.
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:16 PM
Well there are so many reasons! And besides, old me around Sage?? What a terrifying thought!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:17 PM
I don't know if I want new you around Sage, either.
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:18 PM
Oh, is there a reason for that? I would happily like to correct any doubts!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:18 PM
Because I don't think I would want anyone around my kid who can look back at erasing all their memories as a good thing.
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:20 PM
Oh, but that is what the old me did! I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:20 PM
But would you go back to him? Would you turn back? Would you take those memories back?
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:23 PM
I would effectively be gone! I don't want to disappear for lack of a better term!
19:23
I like me, please understand.
19:23
Do you like you?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:24 PM
I never used to. I do now. I didn't have to erase all my memories to learn to, though. He chuckles I don't think i'll understand you, Nitsua. I guess I don't have to, though.
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:26 PM
I think wanting to live is an easy to understand concept! But, oh well!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:26 PM
Just... stay away from Sage. That's all I want.
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Nitsua BOT 10-Apr-22 07:26 PM
Very well!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:28 PM
He won't say it, but he does miss Frozen. Bouncing antagonistically off of him was fun. This just feels weird. But if he has to put up with it, he's put up with weirder things. He pours the batter into two round pans and sticks them into the oven, then starts working on a buttercream
19:35
The cake is now out of the oven and cooling
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Playerton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:37 PM
Sniff sniff. He smells cake.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:38 PM
:? Oh hey, pal. You here for cake?
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Playerton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:42 PM
SURE AM !!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:44 PM
Wanna help me frost? You can lick the spatula.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 07:45 PM
He's here Hey Any coffee left?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:45 PM
Uh, yeah! Help yourself!
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Playerton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:45 PM
SURE THING
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 07:46 PM
He goes up to the coffee pot and heats himself some How are you all today?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:47 PM
He makes the most sense buttercream you've ever seen. It's so decadent Pretty great, actually! He takes a little on a spoon and gives it to Playerton Tell me if this needs more chocolate. It's SUPER fucking chocolately
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 07:47 PM
And your little one, how are they?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:50 PM
Sage is wonderful! Thanks for asking! He grins widely Actually i'm kind of making this for them... they like bread, so i'm curious if they'll enjoy cake! Maybe I shouldn't have done chocolate, though, it might stain their fluff...
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Playerton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:53 PM
WOW!!! THIS IS PEAK [Cioccolata] !!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:54 PM
He hands a spatula to Playerton, and goes into the fridge. He pulls out a jar of raspberry jam and puts a thin layer of it between the two layers before plopping down some icing and smoothing it out. He places the layers together Alright, have at it, little guy!
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Playerton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:56 PM
yESSSSSSSS he goes to town on the spatula.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 07:57 PM
He grabs another spatula and continues to frost the cake until it's nice and smooth Anyway, how are you doing, Greeds?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 08:00 PM
Oh, I, uh The pause between his previous words and his next words is a little bit too long to be just word-fishing I'm alright Did you see that it was raining here today? Crazy stuff
20:01
I knew it winded but I just assumed it was like A current or something I didn't imagine this place had weather
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 08:01 PM
He grins broadly, his hair is actually still wet and sticking up a lot in places. He notices the long pause Right!? That was incredible! I can't believe it! We hardly ever get rain in my City! He turns and puts the cake on the table, beaming down at it You want a slice?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 08:05 PM
Where I live we usually get pixel rain Not much different A bit sharper, maybe He raises his eyebrows and shakes his head, politely Oh, no, thank you I don't like cake too much I'm sure it tastes fine, though
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 08:06 PM
Sure, no biggie. He makes a big slice for Playerton, though, and hands it to him. It's so chocolatey it's almost black. This is a rich fucking cake
20:07
He takes a much smaller slice for himself and sits with a cup of coffee. He smiles at Greedton It's good to see you, every now again, Greeds.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 08:10 PM
Well, you're good company too, Esau I don't mind being around you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 08:12 PM
Aw thanks, I try. He eats a bite, and shivers a little Hoh wow, that is a lot of chocolate... raspberry works with it nicely.
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Playerton BOT 10-Apr-22 08:38 PM
YOU'RE THE BEST !!!! He c o n s u m e s the cake.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 09:03 PM
Damn, glad you like it! He laughs
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 09:18 PM
He took the time to make himself something to eat. Pasta was on the menu once again. He made enough for a few servings, because surely someone else would be hungry at some point. It's not the best penne al pesto ever, but it's pleasant to eat, at least.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 09:29 PM
He decides he's gonna go get Sage, and leaves. Through the magic of Greeks not wanting to interrupt the common room with emoji he is now back with the baby
21:29
He seats them on the table and they give a big yawn
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 09:45 PM
He points to the pot at the stove I made pasta if you're hungry
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 09:46 PM
Thanks! Sage smiles and tweets at Greedton. They wave both hands at him, they recognize him! Looks like you're an uncle.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 09:51 PM
He smirks and waves back at Sage Hi honey Did you have a good nap?
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Narrator BOT 10-Apr-22 09:53 PM
They trill and nod as Esau cuts them an itty bitty piece of cake and puts it in front of him, then a few noodles of pasta. They immediately grab the pasta and begin to chew on it happily
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 09:56 PM
He watches Sage eat, resting his chin on his hand, his other hand holding his elbow at the table
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:08 PM
He smiles You know, I haven't found one thing yet they will not eat.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:16 PM
I think they might develop that childlike palate after they grow up a bit My kids also eat most things Which is good, I don't know what Vi did but they will really eat anything Although there are things they prefer more than others
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Narrator BOT 10-Apr-22 10:24 PM
Sage finishes a noodle and moves onto the cake, which they try a little, and then eat ravenously, getting it all over themselves
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:24 PM
Yeaaaah saw that coming.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:25 PM
...Such as sweets over dinner He chuckles softly
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Narrator BOT 10-Apr-22 10:31 PM
Sage tweets in approval
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:32 PM
Hey Greeds?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:35 PM
:?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:36 PM
You got like, any advice? For child raising? He scratches Sage on the head, they try to chirp through a mouthful of frosting I'm kind of playing it by eye.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:41 PM
I mean, I didn't Raise my kids I've been with them for four months, give or take But I guess if I had to say something I'd say be patient? I had to learn to be over time and I still have my moments but there will be some times when they grow up a little bit that they're gonna be a bit mouthy And there's nothing wrong with that, I think I'd wager them talking back just means they feel confident enough to do so, and that's a good thing, right? Just... I guess treat them right and they'll treat you right
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:43 PM
He nods, taking in his words. He then smiles and conjures a pop up, which he uses to photograph Sage eating cake. The quality isn't the best, but it's a memory
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:45 PM
Well, I better get going I need to go home tonight and my stuff is upstairs Enjoy the cake, and put the pasta away if nobody else comes to eat in the next He checks his watch Like, hour or so, I dunno
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:48 PM
Sure, this little one needs a bath. Don't ya, Sage?
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Narrator BOT 10-Apr-22 10:48 PM
:?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:50 PM
Oh yeah, you don't want that to stain He stands up, brushing and patting down his suit In silicone skin, it's a hell to get out In fur? Eesh I'll see you both some other day
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Narrator BOT 10-Apr-22 10:52 PM
Sage chirps at him and holds their hands up expectantly
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:53 PM
He scoops them up Someone wants a hug from their uncle!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:54 PM
And he's briefly down here before he walks out Of course! He picks Sage up and holds them against his chest for a moment, and gives them back to Esau
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Narrator BOT 10-Apr-22 10:54 PM
Sage gives a joyful chirp! Huuugs!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 10-Apr-22 10:55 PM
He laughs Alright it's bath time. See ya, Greeds. He leaves
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 10-Apr-22 10:56 PM
Now the timeline irons itself out and he's back in the second floor
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 01:07 AM
pinkstand
01:09
He starts getting all the pots, pans, and ingredients out, intent in his brain
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 01:12 AM
Smiling as he watches Rosario prepare Hm~ Hm~ Hey Rosario have you watched any new movies?
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 01:19 AM
Hmmm I can't say I have...But I should. He settles for something simple in his book: Calzones. He starts with the dough, vibrating slightly
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 01:24 AM
Well want to watch a movie after this? It's not recent but Mamma Mia's a good classic~
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 01:26 AM
You're really an enjoyer of classics aren't you? I like your tastes in all honesty, they're reminiscent of better times He has a fond smile on his face as he kneads the dough, purring while doing it
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 01:28 AM
Well you know what they say, birds of a feather flock together♡ people with excellent tastes attract those who like the same things. Makes conversation pleasant and interesting~ You are such a delight on the senses darling~ Love whenever you tell happy, it seems you've been a lot happier recently~ Something good happen?
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 01:34 AM
He laughs a bit, starting to prepare the fillings and letting the dough rest Yes? No ? Maybe? Well It was bad for everyone else. But for me well...It reminded me of good things
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 01:36 AM
So's playing the King game, bad for everyone else, fun for the king of that round. It sounds like quite a time, wish I could have seen it~ I'm sure you blew people away hm~?
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 01:42 AM
Well. You've proven to be a dear friend of mine. He looks At Neon, turning to him Well I guess I can talk about it
01:43
Everyone turned into their glory days on april fools. Not a lot of people were pleased with it
01:44
A lot of them were horrible people when they were young. A lot of them were things they're not proud of
01:44
I ....Wasn't. I was a happy guy back then. I loved my life? Does that make sense??
01:47
He displays a pop up. It seems to be a recording of A Younger Rosario hosting a talk show, switching up to one of him singing for fun. He seems to be seasoned, and confident
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 01:56 AM
He straightens up a little, just a tiny bit for him and keeps a smile on his face It makes a lot of sense Rosario. When I was younger I was happy with my life too, though I'm ok now sometimes there are things you wish you could go back to. He's watching the pop up eyes shining Oh you were just so precious~ Oh wow ❤️ Do love the look<3
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 02:04 AM
He gives a soft snort Thank you. I was rather the charming man. I love the colors I wore too. Yeah... When I got turned back into that I remembered a few things Y'see I haven't felt the spark or appeal of media in so long. IT's probably due to all the trauma I went through. After all, who enjoys being forced to do things, even what you love?
02:05
It made me remember how much I love the things I did. Since then I've been paying attention to music and TV again....It feels good. It feels too good maybe?
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 02:12 AM
I dont think it's too good, I think it's the good years of trauma had robbed of you darling~ He twirls his own hair while looking at Rosario You've been through so much for so long so it's good to hear you're getting the old spark back<3 Reclaiming the things you lost, it gives you a sense of control doesn't it?~ I like you when you're happy so it's good to see you're enjoying your life more right?~
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 02:32 AM
It does...It feels nice honestly. I hope I can do more. Which is why watching a movie with you sounds so good. He's a quick worker and by now, the calzones are ready to be put in the oven You want to go to my room and do that?
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 02:38 AM
Oh? Inviting little ol me to your room? Giggling just a bit That sounds lovely~ Let's go to your room then ❤️
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 02:45 AM
He winks a bit. Of course. I have a good TV there we can watch stuff on. I also will get the Calzone in a few He takes his hands
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 02:47 AM
Oh how bold of you He holds his hands back giving it a squeeze Sounds like an ideal playdate then ❤️
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Rosario BOT 11-Apr-22 02:48 AM
Hmm yes. ......He looks away as he leads him to his room
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Neon Leight [Addison] BOT 11-Apr-22 02:48 AM
Following him
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 03:54 PM
spamstanding
15:54
He goes straight to the coffee pot
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 05:15 PM
sits
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:25 PM
He opens the door, he's got Sage in his pocket Oh, hey dad.
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 06:27 PM
Sage squeaks. They awake now
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:29 PM
Skunk? You holding up okay?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 06:33 PM
Mafa was fixing dinner teehee YEAH YEAH DON'T [Worries? Try this n-] ABOUT IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:34 PM
Of course I worry about you. He places Sage on the table and goes to check the fridge
18:37
Sweet, there's a little bit of Greedton's pesto left. He gets it and throws it in the microwave
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 06:38 PM
I SHOULD GET [Back to back] TO PAINTING MY AFTERNOONS HAVE BEEN VERY [Void] RECENTLY
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 06:38 PM
Sage watches Skunk from the pocket. They're curious, and have already grown quite the bit. They just barely fit into the pocket.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:39 PM
He makes sure Sage is situated nicely on the table before sliding a small saucer of pasta and a tiny glass of milk to them, then he sits with his own plate You wanna talk about it?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 06:41 PM
JUST THE [Normal] AMOUNT WHAT SHOULD I [Paint a picture]?
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 06:42 PM
Sage squeaks as a thanks, and starts eating the pasta. They're still messy.
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 06:43 PM
Hello, Spamtons.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:43 PM
He wraps an arm around Sage and pulls them closer to him
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 06:44 PM
They jump slightly at the voice, holding onto Esau's arm and peeking at the newcomer cautiously.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 06:44 PM
He stares at Inver, suddenly quiet
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:45 PM
Hi.
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 06:46 PM
It has been a good while, has it not? How are you, Esau? Did you follow through with the advice given?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:47 PM
Yeah, everything's fine now. I'm all better. Thanks. He speaks with a deadpanned tone, his expression cautious
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 06:51 PM
How wonderful to hear. They draw closer to the Spamtons. You are acting very peculiar today, Esau? Perhaps you can tell me what troubles you?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:52 PM
He pulls Sage closer to his chest With all due respect, buddy, I don't think I plan on telling you anything ever again. Keep your distance.
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 06:53 PM
Sage stays silent. They aren't very fond of the newcomer, seeing how their dad behaves...
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 06:53 PM
This is very sudden of you.
18:54
Did my advice not help you?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:55 PM
Keep. Your fucking. Distance.
18:55
I don't want anything to do with your freaky... powers, just stay away from me and my family.
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 06:56 PM
Do you mean to say my profession scares you, Esau?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 06:59 PM
Listen to me, swatchling, if I ever catch you using any of your weird... abilities on my friends or my family, we're gonna have words, got it? That's it, we're done talking.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:00 PM
he clips down here after a few hours up in the attic and lands on his face
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:00 PM
I keep my private life and my work life separate, as a well-adjusted adult.
19:00
Hello
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:02 PM
HELLO!
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 07:02 PM
Sage twitches and hisses in surprise, baring their little fangs.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:03 PM
he opens his maw wide at sage
19:03
WHO IS THE LITTLE [marshmallow peep]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:03 PM
He smiles at Cass This is Sage, they're my kid.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:04 PM
He's quiet, in the corner, sipping his coffee. Seems like he has a lot of experience on going by unnoticed
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 07:04 PM
Sage hisses again, trying to intimidate both of them at once. Brave
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:04 PM
HE LOOKS CUTE ENOUGH TO [chomp]
19:04
he gets up and stretches
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:05 PM
May I take a seat?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:06 PM
kisses Sage on top of their head Aw, don't be like that, sweetheart, that's your uncle Cass.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:06 PM
OF COURSE YOU CAN IT IS A FREE [household]
19:06
UNCLE??? he tilts his head
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Sage BOT 11-Apr-22 07:06 PM
Sage almost immediately calms down, giving a little peep. Uncle?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:07 PM
Well sure, why not? I trust you. After all you were friends with Neo when I was going through it.
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:08 PM
You trust and yet you say 'Keep. Your fucking. Distance.', I feel you are ever so slightly conflicting yourself.
19:08
Austin is rebooting at the moment. I will be out of your hair soon.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:09 PM
I GUESS I WONT [wanted] THE LITTLE [peeps] THIS TIME THEN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:09 PM
I trust Cassius, I don't trust you, bird brain.
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:09 PM
I see.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:09 PM
I LIKE THE WAY YOU SPEAK [inverted expectations]
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:10 PM
Typhra was not reading properly
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:10 PM
HAVE WE [met gala] YET
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:10 PM
WHAT DO YOU [Meme] REBOOTING WHAT DID HE DO TO HIMSELF THIS TIME
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:10 PM
I do not believe so. I am Inver Ink. A visitor.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:11 PM
he holds out his big fucked up burnt hand in greeting
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:11 PM
He failed to shut off his anti-virus. His inverted self does not take kindly to me.
19:11
They shake hands.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:12 PM
SEEMS LIKE A GOOD [Exclusive opportunity] TO CHANGE HIM BACK THEN
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:13 PM
I would not betray Austin.
19:13
Now, may I ask for your name? Their head turns to Cassius.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:14 PM
NOBODY NEEDS TO [Know-how]
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:14 PM
I'M CASSIUS :^)
19:14
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY [inverted self]?
19:14
he looks at inver curiously
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:20 PM
Why do you wish to do that, Spamton? And hello Cassius, it is a pleasure to meet you. His inverted self is his essence, inverted. Austin's likes, dislikes, personality, and much more have changed to a form one would consider 'opposite'.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:21 PM
THAT SOUNDS [interesting concepts]
19:21
🤔 IS IT [permanent marker]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:21 PM
He keeps his gaze firmly on Inver, shifting occasionally to Cassius. He's very, very concerned, and nervous, but he keeps himself expressionless
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:22 PM
It is permanent unless I were to undo it, or if someone else were to... presuming they have the skill to do such a thing.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:23 PM
pogton
19:23
[inchresting]
19:23
COULD YOU [do the dew] IT TO ME AND THEN REVERT IT AFTER [allotted time period to be decided upon]
19:23
I AM A [visual+] LEARNER
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:23 PM
Cassius, no.
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:24 PM
I would be delighted to practice my art on someone so eager.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 11-Apr-22 07:24 PM
yeah man what the hell
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:24 PM
he claps his hands together BUT ESAU IT SOUNDS LIKE A [once in a lifetime] EXPERIENCE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:25 PM
I've had enough experience with my identity being buried to know it's a bad idea.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:25 PM
DON'T BOTHER I'LL TELL YOU [The cliffnotes] IT'LL TURN YOU INTO A [2D] BUTLER WHO [Firetruck]ING SUCKS
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:26 PM
ARE YOU SO [seashore] !
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:26 PM
I'm positive Sera wouldn't be thrilled.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:26 PM
YOU CAN'T KNOW UNLESS I [tryhard] IT OUT FOR REAL
19:26
IT WOULD ONLY BE [temporary measures]!
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:26 PM
There are many ways one may be inverted. It is not a science, your opposite could be something unexpected.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:26 PM
I TRUST [inverted image] OVER HERE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:27 PM
And what if inverted you doesn't want to be turned back? Then you're trapped like that. You're a prisoner in your own body. I thought you already went through that once?
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:27 PM
With it being temporary we should agree on when I am to turn you back.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:27 PM
HMMM
19:27
I THINK IT SHOULD BE [fine grain sand]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:28 PM
WHAT IF YOU END UP [Like and subscribe for more] IT AND DECIDE TO STAY LIKE THAT? YOU'LL BREAK [Count Chocula]'S [[Achy Breaky Heart]]
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:28 PM
IF I TURN INTO A [goody two shoes] THEN IF THERE IS A [binding contractual agreement] THEN IM SURE HE WOULD REVERT WITH [no problemo boss]
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:29 PM
I would invert you back to your original state, regardless of you inverted self's desires, Cassius.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:29 PM
PLUS IF INVER [abides by the contract set forth] THAT MEANS HE'S TRUSTWORTHY DOESNT IT
19:29
SEE!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:29 PM
Cassius, this doesn't freak you out?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:29 PM
NAH
19:29
PLUS I MISSED OUT ON [fool's day] FUN LET ME HAVE THIS
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:29 PM
You have no reason to fear, Esau.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:31 PM
Is worried because he cares about Cassius but also Inver is terrifying him. He's trying not to sweat I'm not.
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:32 PM
Are you telling me that? Or are you telling yourself that?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:32 PM
Who cares?
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Narrator BOT 11-Apr-22 07:32 PM
Sage peeps in concern
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:34 PM
Inver shows the faintest of smiles. You are a wonderful specimen, Esau. I would give the world for a chance to examine you up close.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:35 PM
Don't come near me!
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:35 PM
I will not. I am sitting down.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:36 PM
YOU ASKED ME WHY I WANT HIM [Back to normal]
19:40
IT'S BECAUSE THIS ISN'T [Fix-it-felix] HIM HE THINKS IT IS BUT [Nuh-uh] IT'S JUST TURNING HIS [Regular] PROBLEMS INTO [Raluger] PROBLEMS IF HE CAN'T [Butcher's hook] THAT THAT'S ON HIM BUT YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? YOU KNOW IT [Help not given]
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:42 PM
Inversion will not help anything, you are correct in that deduction.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:44 PM
...Then why the hell did you do it?
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:44 PM
I was paid to do it. It is my job.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:46 PM
YOU CAN REFUSE SERVICE YOU KNOW AREN'T YOU A [Shrink-wrap] WOULDN'T YOU KNOW WHEN [Inverse inverse] IS BAD FOR SOMEONE AND DON'T DO IT
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:47 PM
The inversion was a success and no harm was done.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:47 PM
RIGHT
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:50 PM
Then there is no problem. Cassius, do tell me when you are ready.
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Narrator BOT 11-Apr-22 07:51 PM
Sage tweets a little nervously. Esau pets them to calm them down
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:51 PM
THE PROBLEM IS THAT IT'S A HOWSIT GO [[Maladaptive coping mechanism]] C'MON I CAN'T DO [What you're paid for] FOR YOU
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:53 PM
I am not being paid as a therapist.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:55 PM
WE CAN [go go] ANYTIME [inversion]!
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 07:55 PM
However, I will say... They get up from their seat. I cannot help but find this to be a wonderful opportunity to peer into all of you. How you all behave.
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Wonderful. Where shall we do this? It takes a few hours on average to complete inversion.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 07:57 PM
He wants to beg Cassius not to do this... but he supposes he has no real say in the matter, so he sticks with comforting Sage, who grabs his nose and laughs This makes him laugh
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 07:57 PM
WHEREVER U WANNA [do it right] PAL!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 07:58 PM
YOU'LL [Immeasurable Regret] IT BUDDY BUT SURE GO FOR IT
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 08:00 PM
Cassius, do you have a room? Peace and quiet is preferred for my craftmanship.
20:00
And I believe Austin should be finished booting up now.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 11-Apr-22 08:01 PM
OH SURE! I HOPE IT HAS BEEN [renovated] IT SMELLED [bad.] LAST TIME.
20:03
I WILL MEET YOU [there marks the spot] ITS THE ROOM THAT HAS THE [seb's comfortable hole] SIGN ON THE DOOR
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 08:03 PM
Understood.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:04 PM
He's grumbling to himself, facing the other way
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:04 PM
Easy, dad...
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 08:04 PM
As long as Austin does not want to change back, he won't. With that, I take my leave.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:04 PM
I'M NOT [Making] ANYTHING!
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Inver Ink BOT 11-Apr-22 08:05 PM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:05 PM
He sighs, and wipes his eyes under his dealmakers a little
20:07
C-Cheese and rice...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:07 PM
IT'S FINE IT'S FINE! EVERYTHING IS [Good] AND [Normal]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:07 PM
It's not good or normal and you can say it.
20:08
It's fucked. This whole situation is fucked. That swatchling is fucked.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:20 PM
THEY'RE JUST DOING THEIR JOB
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:24 PM
They're FUCKED, dad, their job is fucked! It's wrong! You can't just... destroy an entire person because it's your job!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:26 PM
NO BUT YOU SEE, [Esau and Jacob] HE ASKED FOR IT! THEREFORE IT'S FINE! He stands up, he's antsy. He checks the fridge but doesn't grab anything
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:32 PM
Skunkton, you can just say it's fucked! And the fact that others are interested in it is more fucked! His brow is furrowed, he is so terrified
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:34 PM
IT'S HARD TO BE [skangsty] WHEN YOU'RE CONSISTENTLY NOT PICKING UP ON [/s] SORRY IT TOOK ME OFF THE [Momence] I KNOW.
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AND I TELL HIM AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE [Tell me back]?
20:36
THAT THE OLD HIM IS [Rest in pieces] AND THAT I SHOULD [["Move on from past me"]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:36 PM
Hugging Sage tightly. He blinks as tears prick his eyes
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:37 PM
He looks back at Esau OH WHAT NOW
20:37
YOU DIDN'T EVEN [Thumbs up] HIM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:38 PM
I'm allowed to be scared that something that can do that is running around our house.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:43 PM
THEY'RE [Freaked] BUT THEY'RE NOT. . . WILD I DON'T THINK THEY'D DO IT [On a whim] AS [Bad bird] AS THEY ARE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:48 PM
We don't know that.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:49 PM
I DO
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:50 PM
Besides I may not have liked Frozen, but nobody deserves what happened to him.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:52 PM
DON'T TALK ABOUT [Frosty] LIKE HE'S DEAD HE'S NOT HE'S [Inside out (2015)] WE JUST HAVE TO GET HIM OUT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 08:54 PM
How?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 08:56 PM
He stops for a moment [[Let me get back to you on that, darling]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 09:01 PM
He sighs, and scratches Sage under the chin. They tweet
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 11-Apr-22 09:06 PM
UUH I'M GONNA GO FOR A [Jog] I THINK
21:12
DO YOU WANNA [Plus one]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-Apr-22 09:13 PM
Yes. Let me put Sage down for a nap. He leaves
21:14
spamstanding
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 11-Apr-22 10:30 PM
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22:31
....wait
22:33
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22:34
lord above
22:34
Padre nostro, che sei nei cieli, sia santificato il tuo nome, venga il tuo regno, sia fatta la tua volontŕ come in cielo cosě in terra. Dacci oggi il nostro pane quotidiano, e rimetti a noi i nostri debiti come noi li rimettiamo ai nostri debitori, e non ci indurre in tentazione, ma liberaci dal male. Amen.
22:34
Okay.
22:34
Hes makin a sandwich
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22:35
But like with a sandwich on a plate
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-Apr-22 11:50 PM
Here now he takes out the materials he prepared and empties the candy melts into the bowl. He's going to be here for a bit making edible soap
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:03 AM
Currently kneading the doughy looking edible soap mix when the pipis arrives ?
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??? BOT 12-Apr-22 12:03 AM
The black pipis rolls there
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:05 AM
Oh this is like my pipis. Is this Anton's? Gently wiping his hands so he can hold the pipis F1 for help
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??? BOT 12-Apr-22 12:08 AM
He pipis hatches, revealing a miniton. It has a glowing black halo and frayed wings, but it seems happy to be here; Im still updating the tupper CORRYN!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:12 AM
He holds up the Miniton in his hands so he's eyelevel Haha Anton your minis are so endearing. You sent one here to help me make the soap? He lifts a thumb to give his cheek a very soft rub Thank you
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??? BOT 12-Apr-22 12:17 AM
I just wanted to give you [companion]. I don't want you [alone in the dark]
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It squeaks affectionately when he has his cheek rubbed, and floats up to his shoulder. He seems to be able to fly despite the wings
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:22 AM
Well, I'm glad to have your company. Admittedly I don't like being alone or maybe you've spoiled me quite a bit Anton haha. He starts kneading the doughy soap mixture Is that a bad thing?
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??? BOT 12-Apr-22 12:32 AM
He's kicking his little legs, smelling the sweeet mix. Yum he is so hungry No. I don't think so
00:32
I think it's [importance] To have people you [stay -oingo boingo] close to.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:36 AM
I'm lucky to have met you Anton and I'm happy that you're living together. Oh? Do you want to try to knead the dough? `He tilts his head a bit towards the Miniton on his shoulder
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??? BOT 12-Apr-22 12:40 AM
He perks up, nodding vigorously Yes I wanna help with the dough! I'm [Lucky stars] that I have a [friend] who can [easybake] SO well
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:42 AM
Hahaha Well bachelor living and all. Plus I think I improved after getting a roommate. Funny how food tastes better when you have good company. He gently lowers Miniton from his shoulder to the dough to watch him
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??? BOT 12-Apr-22 12:46 AM
He's watching in wonder, lowering his glasses his beady eyes are shining as he wants to touch the dough
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:47 AM
Go ahead it's ok. If anything happens I'll rescue you hahaha Smiling gently
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Punished Anton BOT 12-Apr-22 12:49 AM
He touches the dough, trying to knead it like a cat. He is passionate over it, and starts to sink in
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:56 AM
Watching him he extends a finger for Anton to hold onto just in case Having fun?
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 12:57 AM
He's sunk in too much into the dough that he can't pull out, but he wraps his tail on his finger A LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 12:57 AM
Hahaha Oh Anton let me help you Lifting him out of the dough then putting him back on top of it in the event he wants to knead it a little more
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 01:02 AM
He's squeaking and then he just thinks a bit, takes a bit of dough, bites on it and flies back to Corryn's shoulder You're [big deal] you will get this done properly
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 01:05 AM
Alright alright, actually I brought a few Rice Crispies do you want that? Though as he says this he takes out the circle rice crackers and hands it to him
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 01:09 AM
CAN YOU [break it up] FOR ME I AM [little]
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 01:10 AM
Of course He starts breaking up the little cracker and then pauses before taking out a small tea saucer instead and some cloth. Actually can you sit like you're eating at a picnic Anton? I want to take pictures of you. He looks at the dough he's kneading, it can wait a little, plus he can just heat it up a little to make it soft again
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 01:15 AM
He tilts his head curiously, but nods. He remembers all the things he knew about modelling, and strikes a perfect sitting pose, not too stiff, not too splayed, casual and just taking the cracker WHY DO YOU [want this]?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 01:17 AM
Well you're endearing and photogenic He laughs as he takes photos, angling his smart phone here and there And I like you a lot Anton so I want to take photos of you of all these really fun moments. Is that strange? Oh I should have gotten a photo of us kneading the dough together that would have been precious.
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 01:22 AM
NO NOT AT ALL. He gives a bright little smile and a "blep" for pictures I THINK I LIKE DOING THINGS WITH YOU. HOW ABOUT A [shoulder][Selfie] ?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 01:24 AM
At the blep he puts a hand to his mouth and gives the softest gasp. Yes let's take some more selfies. He gently places Anton from the dish to his shoulder and takes a few more selfies.
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 01:32 AM
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 01:34 AM
He looks at these photos with a smile and places Anton back on his plate. Going back to kneading the dough. It's almost time to put them on the mold. Thank you Anton. You do make these tasks a lot more enjoyable than when I do them alone. I do have to admit this is my first time making edible soap.
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 01:41 AM
He sits on his plate and finally goes to town on this rice krispies. He speaks with a mouth full NO PHWOBEM
01:41
I LIKE DOIN SHTUFF WITH YOU TOO. I WANNA EAT THE SHOAP TOO.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 01:48 AM
Placing the dough in the custom car mold and some star molds, mixing some food coloring with some You know things I didn't think I would do or had any interest doing. I do want to do them with you Anton. Like hiking and fishing, never really thought of doing those but now that I have someone I live with. These little activities make me want to...well see if the top of a hill is any different when you're with someone or if the fish you catch with someone else tastes better. I didn't think it would make a difference cooking like I'm cooking for myself. But I think it's a lot more fun and the food tastes better.
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 02:14 AM
LIFE'S MUCH MORE [pleasant] THINGS IN [an ant's life] WHEN YOU HAVE [friends] TO [parttake
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ACTIVITES
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WHOOPS
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WHEN I [lost] MY [Frienships] WHEN I WAS A [Big shot] I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO DO [Jackbox]
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I WAS [rich and successful] BUT AT WHAT COST
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 02:35 AM
... I can only imagine what it's like to lose friends Anton. I can't imagine losing you. It would make me very sad. Well all in all, rather than dwell on such thoughts, I'll focus on the fact that you are here. He's done placing the molds and takes a seat next to Anton watching him eat. You have many people who love you now.
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 02:43 AM
Hard to [believe it] sometimes kid.
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But I dont [wannabe] dwelling in it either.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 03:04 AM
Yeah. He lifts up a finger to gently pat miniton's head Maybe I should start making dioramas
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:25 AM
YES!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 03:27 AM
Its be fun to watch little yous play around it. He rubs his cheek with a finger Hey while we're waiting should I find your younger self? Maybe prepare him for you?
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:28 AM
You know. I would do that just for you Corryn.
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Yeahhhh i don't think he will suffer that much [psychic damage]. If he's done with things like me He'll just go "[[Ah. That me -_- ]]"
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But [finders keepers] him sounds smart
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 03:33 AM
Then I'll wait for you to finish eating then I'll find him. Plus I want to check up on him.
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miniton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:37 AM
He practically shoves the remaining of the krispie down his tiny gullet. Even the tiny ones can vaccuum huh, and gets up to climb Corryn's shoulder again
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 12-Apr-22 03:39 AM
Alright let's go find your young self. He walks out of the kitchen
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:00 PM
In here drinking coffee and cleaning dishes.
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 01:26 PM
Hello Nitsua do you need help!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:26 PM
Oh hello! And yes I would love some help if you don't mind!!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 01:28 PM
oh just let me know what I can do!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:29 PM
Oh! Let's see... Just help dry some of the dishes if you don't mind!
13:29
Is there anything you would like to do today??
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 01:30 PM
No I am happy to just be hanging out with you Nitsua! he says this as he picks up a dishrag and starts drying the dishes, humming and trilling a bit as he does so
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:32 PM
Oh that is so sweet of you! Would you like some coffee after? Just made a pot!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 01:33 PM
Thank you but Im not much of a coffee drinker! I do like tea, however!
13:34
that was so nice of you to make a pot though!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:37 PM
Well I'll put on the kettle for you! Say, no one has been mean to you for being inverted, right?
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 01:43 PM
I am going to be honest, I have not seen anyone else yet!
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other than Serafino, who seemed pleasant enough!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:43 PM
How pleasant to hear!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 01:44 PM
And thank you Nitsua! You're so thoughtful
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:47 PM
But of course! It is my duty to make sure everyone is taken care of to the best of my abilities! Of course I don't see how anyone could give you a hard time, since you're so wonderful!! They pull out the selection of teas for Suissac. Any in particular?
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 01:48 PM
hmm, I think I would like a green tea!
13:49
You are taking care of yourself as well, right? That's important too!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 01:53 PM
Oh absolutely!! Self care is important after all! They pull out a tea as desired and put it in a mug. And how is Seb? Doing alright?
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:23 PM
oh I don't think he'd like for me to open the can of worms that is his whole thing but I think seeing Anton, the older one, did a lot of good for him!
14:23
he sips at his tea and trills thank you Nitsua!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Apr-22 02:26 PM
He walks in here, today is a lazy nightrobe day. He looks at the two of them and groans, but as much as he doesn't want to spend any moment with them, he really needs a cup of coffee.
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:32 PM
Hello Skunkton!
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he waves cheerfully
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Nitsua made a pot of coffee, if that is what you are looking for!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Apr-22 02:36 PM
I SAW. He slumps towards the coffee and grabs a mug. It tastes like shit. It's the first time he goes after some milk and sugar to add to it.
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:37 PM
You seem to be in poor spirits, Skunkton. :^(
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Can I do anything to brighten your day?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Apr-22 02:38 PM
STOP EXISTING He swirls a spoon around his coffee for a while OTHERWISE I'M ALL [Ready set go]
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:38 PM
Oh I will stop existing at some point, but not yet! I'm sorry I cannot speed up the process for you, my friend.
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:39 PM
Well then I guess there is no helping you!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:39 PM
It makes sense he would prefer the originals, I guess! He has attachments to them, after all.
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:40 PM
Well, time heals all wounds!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:40 PM
For the most part, yes!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Apr-22 02:40 PM
AND LEAVES SCARS, YES He takes his mug and starts walking to the living room
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:41 PM
I can see with my eyes, though, that his attachments to your inverted self are quite strong however! I think it will take some time, and we shouldnt shame him for that.
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he chirps sadly and looks at Nitsua Is this what you meant about people being mean?
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:43 PM
Oh he is not the only one! There are others as well!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:44 PM
he frowns, concerned Is that so? That's not very nice!
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I can understand not liking change, but it is not their decision to make!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:46 PM
And I like me! So there's that 😌
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Well, back to cleaning I suppose!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:47 PM
I'm glad you like yourself, Nitsua! That's the most important person to like!
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I would be happy to help you clean if you need further help! I like spending time with you ☺️
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:50 PM
Oh I would like that! We can talk about all the things we like while we're at it!!!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:51 PM
I would love nothing more!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:53 PM
I have been picking up singing! It is such a fun activity!! How about you? Anything you have been doing?
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:53 PM
Oh I love to sing! What are your favorite songs?
14:54
Well, I had to take a rest last night so Seb could bond with his older nephew, so I havent done much myself yet!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:55 PM
It has been hard! Since I only knew three songs before, but I am trying to expand to songs that I like. Like pop country music!
14:56
Well then we should sing together some time!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:57 PM
I would love that!!
14:57
I am such a big fan of musicals, myself!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 02:57 PM
He opens the door and sees Suissac and Nitsua and freezes, then he sighs, and decides to get some coffee. Oh god it's fucking awful
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:57 PM
Oh I am too!!!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:57 PM
Oh wonderful!
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Ah, hello Esau! Good morning!
14:58
Did you sleep well?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 02:58 PM
I did.
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 02:58 PM
Oh good morning! And glad to hear it!!
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:58 PM
That is so wonderful to hear!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 02:59 PM
His heart is bouncing in his chest terribly. This is not his wonderful friend who causes problems on purpose. He doesn't like it. He starts cooking. Eggs in a basket sounds good today
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 02:59 PM
hmm.. You seem to be discontented, my friend! Is there anyway I could make things better for you?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:00 PM
Cutting out the holes in some bread I'll be happier when you're back to normal, Cass, but until then it is what it is. I don't like this whole inversion thing.
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 03:02 PM
2 for 2, it seems!
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Well luckily for you, that wish will be granted!
15:02
I however would hate to see it
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:02 PM
You weren't wrong, Nitsua. Sad!
15:03
yes my existence is a finite thing, so please don't stress out too much over my presence!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:03 PM
He sighs and greases a frying pan, slapping the bread in
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:04 PM
Cassius was just curious as to how it would be, which is understandable I think! Curiousity is a wonderful thing to have.
15:04
oh I am sorry to cause you future distress Nitsua! I'm sure if you ask nicely Cassius would invert again for a little bit!
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Sage BOT 12-Apr-22 03:04 PM
Sage woke up, yawning and rubbing their eyes with their hands, sleepy.
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:05 PM
Ah! The little one has woken up. Good morning!
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Sage BOT 12-Apr-22 03:05 PM
Sage takes one look at Suissac and immediately gives a terrified, squeaky shriek, pressing closer to Esau and shaking.
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:06 PM
oh dear :^(
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:06 PM
He holds his hand over the pocket, cooing to them It's alright, sweetheart, it's alright, daddy's here...
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:06 PM
I am sorry to have frightened your child Esau!
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 03:06 PM
Oh no! Is there anything I could do to help ease Sage?
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Sage BOT 12-Apr-22 03:07 PM
Sage calms down a bit eventually, but still refuses to look at Suissac, shaking. They want nothing to do with these weird... People.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:08 PM
No, don't come near them. He continues to cook with one hand, using the other to shield Sage in his pocket, cracking eggs into the bread holes
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:08 PM
he makes a sad chirp and resumes helping Nitsua clean the kitchen
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Sage BOT 12-Apr-22 03:09 PM
Sage shivers upon hearing the chirp. It sounds very wrong. They just sit in the pocket quietly, slightly kneading the fabric of Esau's shirt because of stress.
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:09 PM
Nitsua as much as I would like to continue helping you in here, the fear I am feeling from the little one is making me feel sick to my stomach :^(
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 03:10 PM
Of course! Feel free to excuse yourself, friend! I love you!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:10 PM
He grabs up his plate No, I was just leaving.
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Suissac BOT 12-Apr-22 03:11 PM
I love you as well my friend! I am going to go relax and sit on the porch if you would like to join me! ☺️
15:11
Oh please don't leave on my account! he politely excuses himself and exits to the porch
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 12-Apr-22 03:12 PM
He quickly makes plates for Sera and Skunkton, why not? He carries them out to the den
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Nitsua BOT 12-Apr-22 03:15 PM
Nitsua wraps up cleaning. They might as well spend time with Suissac, since he will not exist soon enough.
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Punished Anton BOT 12-Apr-22 07:50 PM
Still around vibing in three kitchen
19:53
He's eating some of the edible soap made yesterday and wonders if he should try talking to others.
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Punished Anton BOT 12-Apr-22 08:07 PM
watch
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20:08
he's hearing stuff but only can really make out the words kill
20:08
Wow
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Apr-22 08:31 PM
He's in here, looking for a cloth to dry the living room floor with
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Punished Anton BOT 12-Apr-22 08:33 PM
WUh
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-Apr-22 08:36 PM
OH HEY
20:37
DON'T [Half a mind] ME I'M JUST He finds it and raises it on his hands I BETTER [Go go go]
20:37
He goes back to the living room
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Punished Anton BOT 12-Apr-22 08:39 PM
HUH
20:40
Place filled with shenanigans as usual
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 12-Apr-22 11:11 PM
🦇
23:11
Need dinner NOW NOW NOW
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 02:59 PM
He's in a much better mood today. What sleeping in front of a cozy fireplace won't do! He starts with the coffee
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:00 PM
Santino pulls out a chair for himself and takes in the kitchen, ears flicking as he tries to pick up noise from around the house.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 03:01 PM
SO HOW'VE YOU [dot Bin]?
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:06 PM
Good, mostly. Been trying to [[Take Time]] it easy, seeing as things've mellowed [Out of Bounds] on my end. He gesticulates as he speaks, leg bouncing faintly under the table. Had some [[Exciting New Developments]]... Launched an action figure [Online]... That crashed and burned, eaheaheah... Cue a sheepish grin blooming on his face. Had some [[Correspondence Requested, Important Documents Enclosed]] between me and some folks... Y'know. [Time of Your Life] stuff.
15:08
Now, I'm just sort of... He gestures to the air vaguely. Out and 4bout. Going where I wanna go. [Get In Touch] with myself.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 03:09 PM
BACK WHERE I [Arrive from] THAT'S CALLED He puts a mug of coffee in front of Santino at the table, and sits across him with his own [Kinda mid tbh]LIFE CRISIS HEAHEAHEHA
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:10 PM
Santino picks up the mug and sips it, smiling around the rim. His ears flatten amusedly. I think I'm over the [Crisis Hotline] bit.
15:12
You shoulda seen me, a f3w months back. [[Hochi Mama]], that wasn't [Scenic Views].
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 03:15 PM
HEAHEAHE I CAN SAY THAT [Also] He leans back, and looks down, picking at his bathrobe. His kitty ears flicker MAYBE I SHOULD [Bed, bath and beyond] SOON I'M FULL OF [Pool water] YOU MAKE YOURSELF AT [Housetrapped] THOUGH
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:18 PM
Not a bad 1dea to [Fresh, Organic Produce] up. Thanks for the [[Javascript]] though, Skunk, I appreciate it. He smiles, takes another sip, and winks at Skunkton from across the table.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 03:18 PM
[ cringe ]
15:21
He sips at the coffee BY THE WAY THERE'S [Outside attractions] NOW He points to the window, to the porch outside [Deck of cards] [Pool party] [Hot jacuzzi] AND A GREENHOUSE BUT IT'S [Access denied] AND THE TREE IT'S A GOOD TREE
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:22 PM
Santi glances out the window, his eyes moving to each thing pointed out to him by Skunkton. That is a good [[Dollar Tree]], he remarks, nodding.
15:24
He then turns back to Skunkton. I'll be sure to [[See the Sights]]. I've been meaning to come [Around the Clock] more 0ften.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 03:25 PM
I'M NOT GONNA BE A [Fact or fake] [Bench] AND SAY "PLEASE DO" BUT COME AS [Oftentimes] AS YOU WANT CASA MIA È CASA TUA AS THEY [ 💬 ]
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:29 PM
Grazie, [Moffetta]. I'll be sure to [[Take Up Your Offer]].
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 03:32 PM
I'LL CATCH YOU [[Two Hours Latérr]] He stands up, takes a last sip of his coffee, and walks out
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:33 PM
Santi nods and settles back in his chair, enjoying his coffee and the view outside.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:42 PM
He's in here now, he's got Sage riding on his shoulder Oh, hey, new guy.
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Silvio G. BOT 13-Apr-22 03:42 PM
☺️👋🏼
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 03:42 PM
Sage squeaks in greeting. They like this new person!
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:44 PM
Santino waves to the new two and gives a friendly nod to Silvio. Hi there !! Don't mind m3, just taking a [Pit Stop], eaheaheah.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:45 PM
You want breakfast, pal? I was just about to make waffles.
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:46 PM
[[Sign Up Now!]]
15:47
He beams, perking up.
15:48
I'm [[Santino]], by the way. I don't think I [Meet New People], last time I was here. He points to Esau and then Sage, his face softening faintly at the sight of the wee thing.
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 03:49 PM
Sage tweets and gives him a wave. They've seen their dad do this before.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:50 PM
He pulls out the waffle iron and starts mixing a batter I'm Esau, and this little beeper is Sage, they're my little one. You want sweet or savory waffles?
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 03:51 PM
Sage relaxes on Esau's shoulder, observing his cooking, and sometimes glancing at Santino.
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:53 PM
[[Sweet Deals]], if y'don't m1nd.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 03:55 PM
Perfect! He starts mixing fruit into the batter. Gotta get your antioxidants So what's your deal? Never seen you before!
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Silvio G. BOT 13-Apr-22 03:58 PM
I’m Silvio~ nice to meet you~
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:00 PM
Well, eaheaheah, I sorta c0me and go, these days. I've been a little [[Status: Away]] with stuff in my life; haven't gotten the chance to [Venture Capital] out and meet p3ople in a while.
16:01
If you're [Click Here to Find Out More], I was an actor, [[Go Back One Page]].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:02 PM
Squeezing a waffle into the iron. It proceed to sizzle a little Oh yeah? Far out.
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:05 PM
You probably know how it [[Go for Broke]]. Had a [Wallpaper] in sales, couldn't get my foot through the d00r, made an [Important Phone Call], [[Fame and Fortune]], [Fall from Grace], yada yada yada--
16:05
He waves his hand dismissively.
16:07
Took NEO for a [Joyride], [[Insurance Rates Are Skyrocketing]], moved to Castletown, tried to smooth th1ngs over with an action figure line, no dice there, and now I'm just trying to [Sort Emails by Date].
16:08
My [Benefactor] taught me some [[Cheat Codes]], so I've been [Clipart] around, seeing the w0rld. Mainly other [Versions] of me, eaheaheah.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:09 PM
he enters the kitchen, immediately greeted by the smell of waffles… and another Spamton! Hm?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:10 PM
Wow... sounds like a lot! He is making a bunch of waffles, hope you are hungry! I just sorted things out with my Neo... hey Toons!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 04:12 PM
Sage tweets in a greeting. A lot of new people today!
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:12 PM
Santi's got an easy going grin... Up until Spamtoon walks in. It then lights up in a smug expression.
16:12
[[Spamtoon]], is that you?
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:18 PM
he looked over at Santino, taking a minute to look at him before he realized who Santino was Oh hey! You’re from that [I never kiss and tell] booth me and [Blondie] did!
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:19 PM
I thought I recognized that h4irdo from somewhere.
16:20
He takes a sip from his coffee, fondly thinking back to the aforementioned Blondie.
16:20
How's [[Ms. Midnight]] been, anyhow? Haven't seen her in a little while.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:24 PM
he smoothed his hair back with a hand, wondering if it was iconic at all when he noticed Santino asking him a question Huh? Oh! [Blondie’s] doing good, [busy as a bee] with her [club membership special deals] running an’ all. he walks towards to the cupboard to grab a mug for coffee
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:26 PM
Good for her, h0nestly. Glad to know she's been doing alright.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:27 PM
He slides a plate of blueberry and raspberry waffles to Santino with a dollop of whipped cream on top. A cup of warmed syrupt slides onto the table shortly after
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:28 PM
he eyed the waffles, those sounded and looked pretty damn good. He poured himself some coffee
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:28 PM
Santi's expression softens, with these words. His eyes dart down to the plate before him, and nearly bug out of his head. [Holy Toledo]! Get a load of that [[Fat Stack]], eaheaheah! He then grabs the syrup and douses the waffles in it, before plunging in with a fork and knife.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:29 PM
He rips a waffle in half and dips it in cream before giving it to Sage, sticking the other half in his mouth, and proceeding to make some for Spamtoon
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 04:30 PM
Sage grabs the waffle and digs in, purring pretty loudly. Their dad is the best chef.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:33 PM
he takes his coffee and sits down, he then noticed Sage as well Well who’s this [aw c’mon I’m just a little guy]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:34 PM
He turns his head around and beams, chomping his waffle and swallowing This is Sage! They're my kid!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 04:35 PM
Sage holds the waffle in their teeth and waves to Spamtoon, squeaking.
😭 5
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:35 PM
he almost choked on his coffee, looking over at Esau Y-Your [kids under 5 eat for free!]??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:36 PM
Thats' right!
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:38 PM
They're awful cute, eaheah.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:39 PM
He places a plate of waffles in front of Spamtoon and goes to make one for Silvio
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Silvio G. BOT 13-Apr-22 04:40 PM
He floats so cutely over to the table, sitting down
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:41 PM
he blinked and looked back at Sage. How did his buddy get a nearly toddler-aged kid in such little time? Noticing the lil tyke was waving he waved back to them, not wanting to be rude. He smiled Hiya!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 04:44 PM
He walks back in, now fully clothed. His hair is styled and glistening slightly from still being a bit wet WOW THAT'S A LOT OF [Sheeple] IN HERE HUH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:45 PM
He passes waffles to Silvio and smiles at Skunkton Hey dad, you want waffles?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 04:46 PM
I COULD EAT!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 04:46 PM
Sage returns to eating the waffle. Yummy :)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:48 PM
Walking around with Sage sitting on his shoulder like it's the most normal thing in the world as he prepares waffles for Skunkton :3
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Silvio G. BOT 13-Apr-22 04:48 PM
On god he is eating
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:55 PM
Santino lets out content purring as he chows down, surrounded by all these new but friendly people. It's been a long time since he felt like this.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 04:57 PM
He cheerfully places a plate down for Skunkton before sitting with his own. He dips a waffle in syrupt this time before giving it to Sage
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 04:57 PM
he spots his breakfast and looks over at Esau Thanks, pal! he then started to pour some syrup over his stack and began eating
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 04:58 PM
Sage grabs the snack, and bites down on it with its little fangs, purring contently.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 05:00 PM
He is eating. Waffle good
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:11 PM
Eating his waffles, having a good time, he glances up to Sage You enjoying that, Sage?
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:12 PM
Sage squeaks in agreement, licking the syrup from their fingers. Oh yeah.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:13 PM
He takes a napkin and pantomimes wiping his hands off with it Okay do not eat this. He gives it to them
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:15 PM
Sage observes him for a little, and takes the napkin, doing their best to wipe the syrup off.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:16 PM
He beams That's it! Good job! So proud of you!
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:17 PM
Santi smiles at the kid, watching them learn. A pang of yearning echoes in his ribs.
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:21 PM
Sage then gives the napkin back with a squeak. Oh yeah they're exceptionally good today... The sugar hasn't kicked in yet.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 05:25 PM
He was watching that interaction, because there's nothing else to watch in the kitchen after all. It makes him feel something. Wistful? Who's to say. Nobody is immune to children being cute, I guess
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 05:26 PM
he wasn’t immune either, watching his buddy and the lil tyke interact [audienceawwwing.mp3]!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:27 PM
He laughs a little and takes Sage off his shoulder to sit on the table Can you say papa? Pa-pa?
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:29 PM
Sage squeaks something, clearly absent-minded... Before their eyes go black, and their head does a whole 360 degree turn and they giggle loudly, babbling something incoherent.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 05:30 PM
IS IT SUPPOSED TO [Redoin'] THAT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:31 PM
Huh... monsters don't usually appear this early in development...
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:32 PM
They squeak loudly. Must be the result of them being from Starton.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:33 PM
He opens his eyes, black as pitch, and also does a 360 head turn Papa's little monster! Yes you are! ❤️
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:34 PM
Sage meows, spinning their head freely, laughing.
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 05:34 PM
Excuse me! Just grabbing some coffee to ease my nerves!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 05:35 PM
OH GOOD IT RUNS IN THE [Famiglia]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:35 PM
He spins his head back to normal Oh, hey Nitsua... you want waffles?
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 05:36 PM
Oh! If you do not mind!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Apr-22 05:36 PM
he is here too, following after Nitsua
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:37 PM
Sage turns their head, and squeaks loudly and happily as soon as they see Cassius, jumping up.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 05:38 PM
he spits out his coffee as Sage pulls an Exorcist bit Pbbbbt!!!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Apr-22 05:38 PM
he looks at sage and opens his giant maw OH LOOK IT IS [stay-puft marshmellow] CHILD
17:38
U GOT BIGGER WHICH MEANS MORE FOR ME TO [eated]
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:39 PM
Sage squeaks, and also bares their needle teeth, mewing at Cassius. They are clearly happy to see him.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Apr-22 05:41 PM
he cackles and grabs two cups of coffee, shoving one into Nitsua's hands FOR U
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:42 PM
Sage mumbles something, looking at Cassius, before... Ca...Cas...S...Cass! Cass!`
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 05:42 PM
Oh thank you! That is so kind of you.
17:43
Wow! They said your name!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Apr-22 05:43 PM
pogton
17:43
NOW REMOVE THE [sea] IN FRONT OF IT
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 05:43 PM
No!!!
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Apr-22 05:44 PM
AHEAHAHAHA
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 05:44 PM
He raises his eyebrows at the first words
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:45 PM
Sage continues to tweet Cass's name repeatedly, happy to catch their attention. They smile at him with all their teeth.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Apr-22 05:45 PM
THIS MEANS I HAVE TO [devour game] U NOW
17:46
THATS THE [rulebook]
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 05:46 PM
trolled
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:47 PM
Sage snaps their teeth together, purring. Just try and you'll lose your tongue + more :)
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 05:48 PM
He looks back at Esau trying to gauge his reaction
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'Santino' G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 05:50 PM
Santi watches this whole exchange with a surprised and amused set of expressions. It was endearing to see Sage take after Esau, even if in a weird way. He chuckles and finishes his waffles.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 13-Apr-22 05:54 PM
he grins and ruffles nitsua's hair before heading into the living room [deadliest catch] YOU LATER EVERYONE HAVE FUN WITH [squishmallow] BABY
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:55 PM
Sage lets out a bit saddened tweet, watching Cass leave. Aw :c
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 05:57 PM
Okay! Oh and look at how much Sage has grown!! How great!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:57 PM
Sage eyes Nitsua with suspicion, and hisses, baring their teeth.
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 05:59 PM
AH! :^[
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 05:59 PM
They huff, and return to normal, climbing from the table and trotting over to Esau.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 06:00 PM
watching Sage a little more nervously, wondering which parent they inherited those choppers from
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:02 PM
He drops his fork at their first word, which I'm late to because I was in the doctor's office Holy cheese and rice! Sage! He hugs them tightly You said a word!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:03 PM
Sage squeaks, licking his cheek and squeaking as they hug back.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 06:05 PM
OKAY [Fun times] THE FAMILY SITCOM MOMENTS IS OVER He stands up with his empty plate
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:08 PM
He's crying a little, beaming at them Okay, NOW say papa!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:09 PM
They squeak, holding onto him and smiling. There's your answer :)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:11 PM
It's okay, we'll work on it. GOD I love you so much!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:12 PM
Sage purrs, rubbing their noses together. They are happy to be with their dad.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 06:16 PM
as nervous as this kid was making him seeing these two together was honestly incredibly sweet. He sipped his coffee, trying to get that last creepy stunt this tyke did out of his mind
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:20 PM
Sage, this is your uncle Toony! Can you say hi?
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:21 PM
Sage turns to the other and squeaks in a greeting, smiling.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 13-Apr-22 06:22 PM
He puts the plate in the sink and steps out
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 06:23 PM
Hopefully they will be able to say more words soon enough!!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:25 PM
They give Nitsua and angry side eye, huffing and turning back to Esau.
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 06:26 PM
<:^[
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:27 PM
He successfully makes some waffles for Nitsua and places them in front of him. They're just as tasty as the other waffles. You don't tamper with people's food Here.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 06:31 PM
he looked up, surprised Me? [say uncle!]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:32 PM
Well yeah, you're dating my brother. That makes you an uncle. Besides, you're a nice guy. I trust you. You've been keeping clair de lune safe, and you didn't sell it even though it's worth so much.
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 06:34 PM
Nitsua grins and gets to eating.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 06:36 PM
he turned pink, smiling bashfully Wow, I… I just didn’t [expect the unexpected] to be called a [say uncle] by anybody…
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:39 PM
Sage squeaks happily and walks over to Toony, looking up at him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:42 PM
See? They like you!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:42 PM
They're a bit hesitant to touch him, looking back at Esau for permission.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:46 PM
He smiles Go ahead, little one. It's alright.
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:47 PM
They squeak and touch Toony, climbing up his leg. Oh yeah babey.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 06:49 PM
he flinched for a moment, he didn’t expect this lil puff ball to use him as a jungle gym W-Whoa there!!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:49 PM
He sat in Toony's lap, examining him with clear interest.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:50 PM
Sage, no climbing. He pets their head gently We ask nicely before climbing into someone's lap, okay?
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:51 PM
Sage tweets in response, a looking a bit apologetic.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:51 PM
He kisses the top of their head It's okay, little one, you're still learning.
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:52 PM
Sage purrs because of the kiss, fluffing up.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:54 PM
Can you say Toony, Sage? Toon-ee!
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 06:55 PM
he looked down at Sage and found himself tearing up. Oh my god was he really an uncle now??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:56 PM
Say 'uncle', Sage! Can you say 'uncle'?
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 06:58 PM
Sage tries to muster out the words, but no. Cass seems to be their limit for now - it's pretty close to their usual squeaks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 06:59 PM
That's okay, you did so good today. I've got a reward for you! He goes to the fridge and pulls out a frozen chocolate banana on a stick, opens it, then proceeds to show Sage how to hold it Try it, sweetheart!
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 07:01 PM
They reach for the treat and take a pretty big bite out of it, immediately squeaking and shivering because it's very cold.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:02 PM
Little bites, sweetheart. He goes to get one for himself and shows Sage how to take a small bite out of it
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 07:03 PM
Sage looks at him, and follows directions, purring happily as soon as the coldness passes. Aw yeah, sweets!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:06 PM
He gives them a big grin, his own teeth are suddenly sharp and needle-like as he eats the banana slowly, to be a good example
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 07:09 PM
Sage pretty soon finishes the banana, stretching and lying down in Spamtoon's lap, beginning to knead him lightly with a purr.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 07:09 PM
he was getting really emotional at how cute this was
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:12 PM
Aww, are you sleepy, Sage?
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 07:13 PM
Sage tweets quietly, yawning and laying down in a shape of a loaf, tucking it's limbs under itself and fluffing up.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:15 PM
He brings up his head phone and takes a bunch of photos Oh my god i'm sending one to Carnation.
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Sage BOT 13-Apr-22 07:20 PM
Sage was soon asleep in Toony's lap, still kneading him lightly and purring.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:22 PM
He waits a moment longer before picking Sage up and holding them against his chest. He's smiling sweetly down at them before kissing their little forehead He has never felt so much pride I'm gonna have to get you a crib, soon...
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 07:27 PM
he sniffles I-Ima [say uncle]….
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:29 PM
Well... in name only. If you wanna be the real deal you gotta marry Carnation.
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He's just kidding, of course. Of course Spamtoon is the real deal
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 07:40 PM
he turned bright red, steam riding from him
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appleangel 13-Apr-22 07:40 PM
(*rising)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:41 PM
He chuckles I'm kidding, Toons. Of course you're a real uncle. Just as much as my brothers. ... You're thinkin' about it now though aren't you?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 07:46 PM
https://youtu.be/JFDrett2fNs
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Undertale Sound Effect - Gaster Fade
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Bigstand
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:47 PM
Oh hey, Greeds!
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Nitsua BOT 13-Apr-22 07:47 PM
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 07:50 PM
Hi! You're just the guy I was looking for actually He rests the box on the table I was doing some deep cleaning and I found all these baby clothes at the back of the closet I thought — well we're not having any more Please and thank you So we don't really have any use for these He rests his hands on the box I gave them a wash, I thought you might like them?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:51 PM
enters the kitchen with his weird new guitar Hiya guys!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:52 PM
Oh my god really? He opens up the box to look inside Oh these are adorable! Thank you, Greeds! Actually you missed it, they said their first word today!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 07:52 PM
He turns his head to Saul as he walked in and gave him a short wave Oh really? What was it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:53 PM
'Cass' They, uh, really like Cassius.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:53 PM
Your lil fella? Aw, he's growin up so fast!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:54 PM
They had an extremely eventful morning! They ate some sweet treats, they said a word, they're developing their monster...
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 07:54 PM
thinking about him and Carnation at the alter, embarrassed
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 07:55 PM
Well maybe they'll say your name someday He turns his back to fix himself some coffee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:55 PM
I hope they do! Also Saul... you know, i've decided that Sage can have more than one godfather... you up for the challenge?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:55 PM
looks over at Toony Ya aight pal? Ya look a lil bit red.
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YES. I mean. Yes. I am a responstible father figure.
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...Does this mean I gotta see the movie for learnin matierial?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 07:56 PM
Sorry, you're a what father figure?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:57 PM
Nooo I think you'll do a fine job on your own. I trust you.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:57 PM
Responstible! It's like responsible. But it's better because it sounds funny.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 07:58 PM
Right.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:58 PM
Neato, I will be the best god dad ever!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:58 PM
You could even teach them how to play guitar!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 07:59 PM
he beams Heck yeah! Maybe I can even teach em how ta play this thing! Once I figure it out... he puts this on the table
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I figure all I gotta do is grow two more hands and it'll be easy peasy. Maybe three hands if I really wanna tear it up or whatever the cool kids say these days, ehahaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:01 PM
Where did you get this?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:02 PM
he shrugs Was hangin on my wall today. Instruments seem ta just appear and disappear...
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 08:03 PM
he blinked back to reality, glancing at the guitar What the [helluva deal] is [it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing]??
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:03 PM
Are you sure those arm things aren't there just for decoration? And it's just, y'know A regular guitar?
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appleangel 13-Apr-22 08:03 PM
[*is that )
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:04 PM
No idea...maybe this is like...a mutant guitar...or an alien guitar! OR a mutant alien guitar! Ya never know where things come from in this house.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:05 PM
They come from nothing And eventually they return to nothing
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:05 PM
I mean, you can say that about everything.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:05 PM
Exactly.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:05 PM
Walks in OH, HEY YA LL! ANY LEFTOVER FOOD I CAN SCROUNGE? sees sage and smiles. Gives sage a kiss on the head, and esau a kiss on the lips.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:05 PM
...huh...well I like this nothin that's a somethin right now
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:06 PM
He smiles and kisses him back Morning, Sunshine. Sage said their first word!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:07 PM
he looks a little surprised So...you two...are finally a thing? he smiles Happened sooner that I woulda thought! That's great! Ehaha!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:07 PM
he lights up. OH! WHAT WAS IT? he blushes. YUP. YEA. WE R E… A THING! THANKS!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:08 PM
It was 'Cass', they're a big fan of Cassius! Also, what do you mean 'finally'? He smirks You got a betting pool or something?
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 08:08 PM
he raised his brows at Grover and Esau You [two peas in a pod], huh?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:09 PM
Ehaha, aww, nah. I just notice things, sometimes.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:09 PM
He picks his coffee and sits at the table, nursing it quietly
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:09 PM
he balks a bit. CASS… CASSIUS!!?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:10 PM
Yeah I was a bit shocked, too, but it makes sense if Sage is developing a monster early... maybe they saw some camaraderie in another monster. I'm gonna have to show off Neo more often.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:11 PM
When I grow up I wanna be a real scary monster....with big horns an stuff
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:12 PM
Aren't you like What, 40?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:12 PM
Yeah, but like. I'm still pretty short. Everyone else had their growth spurt and grew taller! I'm just a late bloomer or somethin
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:13 PM
He opens his mouth to say something, but then shakes his head and takes a sip of his coffee. Better keep quiet on this one
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:14 PM
I mean, there's code splicing, but I don't think that'll work in the Light World...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:15 PM
And even if you did, its very dangerous At least where I come from It's a sure fire way to get corrupted down the line
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:16 PM
It will make you a monster though... you'll be able to do the head thing and climb on the ceiling and stuff.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:17 PM
Oh really...he scratches his chin in thought
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 08:17 PM
he looked over at Saul wait you [want it need it gotta have it] to be a [monster truck ralley this Sunday Sunday Sunday!!]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:17 PM
Why not? Sounds like fun!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:18 PM
It IS fun! Toons, i've GOT to show you Neo!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:18 PM
Can humans turn into monsters though? I always thought they were like separate kinds of lightner
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:18 PM
This is a different kind of monster, that's why i'm not sure it'll work in the Light World.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:19 PM
…MONSTERS ARE COOL…
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:20 PM
I see... Well I wouldn't be that in a rush to turn into a monster
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:20 PM
Why not? Jus curious
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:20 PM
Grover's seen it! Right? Neo is sick!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:20 PM
What if you end up being silly or unfunctional Or God forbid unsexy I would never be able to live with myself
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:21 PM
he blushes. YE A HE S NEAT
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:21 PM
...r-right.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:24 PM
Aw Saul you'd be a plenty attractive monster.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:25 PM
That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said ta me
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:25 PM
He looks Saul up and down Yeah maybe he's got a point
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 08:26 PM
he wasn’t sure if he’d want any of his friends to become monsters
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:26 PM
looks a little confused and blushes he was *not* expecting that from Greedton of all people
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:27 PM
Aww, Greeds, how sweet of you!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:28 PM
I'm not being sweet I'm saying the truth If you were just doing platitudes that's on you
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:29 PM
Ehahaha, well, thanks he scratches his chin
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:29 PM
You want french toast while i'm in here, Saul?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:30 PM
Heck yeah! Toast me up!
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Thanks buddy!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:30 PM
I WANT [French kiss] TOAST!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:31 PM
Anythin I can do ta help?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:31 PM
You can hold Sage.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:33 PM
he beams Sure thing! he holds Sage on his lap and smiles at him Hiya lil fella! You've grown so much!
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Narrator BOT 13-Apr-22 08:33 PM
Sage yawns and starts to their little paws against his tummy
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:34 PM
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:34 PM
They did, now that I'm seeing them You better get some use out of these clothes soon because if they're already this big they might outgrow them soon
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:35 PM
Cracking eggs and getting bread I'll get use out of them! Grover, Greedton brought baby clothes for Sage!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:35 PM
he looks down at him, his smile quavering ...so...cute... he gently pets his hair
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:36 PM
He smiles brightly at greedton OH, GOSH! THANKS SO MUCH!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:36 PM
His head does a 180 as he brings up his head phone and takes a picture of Saul petting Sage Fucking, adorable...
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 08:37 PM
watching Sage again, getting emotional at how cute this lil tyke was
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:37 PM
Oh, it's nothing They were literally just laying ar-waah! That was a yelp from the unannounced monster movement because greedton is kind of a chicken
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:38 PM
He turns his head back to normal Sorry Greeds, I forgot you're not used to that...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:38 PM
Aw, are ya sleepy lil fella? Lil guys like you need ta sleep an awful lot ta get big and strong!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:38 PM
*whispers * NEAT…
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:39 PM
He sighs, and relaxes back on his seat It's. Fine
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Narrator BOT 13-Apr-22 08:40 PM
Sage yawns, revealing sharp little fangs
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:41 PM
Whoa! Ya got some real chompers lil fella! he tickles gently under his chin
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Narrator BOT 13-Apr-22 08:42 PM
Sage beeps happily! It's another goddad!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:42 PM
AWW! PRECIOUS!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:44 PM
Frying some french toast hell yeah, he turns his head around to watch them with a smile
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Greeds dyou want any?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:45 PM
Oh, sure, if it's not much trouble
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:46 PM
Nope! Slices up some more bread
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:49 PM
he starts gently bouncing Sage on his knee, holding his little hands Boing boing boing
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Narrator BOT 13-Apr-22 08:50 PM
Sage laughs in delight
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:50 PM
Psst, Toons! Give me Midnight's number I have to send her pics of this.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 08:51 PM
he blinked Huh? Oh, right! It’s.. he leans in and tells him the number
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:54 PM
He sends pics of Saul and Sage to Midnight, along with a little message Saul is a goddad! He's really taken to my kid, Sage! Does that make you a godmom? - Esau
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:55 PM
he hasn't noticed them talking as he continues bouncing Sage She'll be comin round the mountain when she comes yeeehaww! Boing boing...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 08:56 PM
This makes him smile. Not a lot, but there's a little smirk on the corner of his mouth.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 08:59 PM
He slides three big plates of french toast and fruit across the table at the three of them, and a measuring cup of syrup We're done!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:00 PM
Thank you I could use a treat
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:00 PM
Fantastic! Hey...can lil Sagey eat solid foods yet? I dunno how quick he's grown up...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:01 PM
Oh yeah, go ahead.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:02 PM
he takes a big bite and hums in delight. OH GOSH, I LOVE YOUR COOKING SO MUCH
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:03 PM
he cuts Sage a little piece of the french toast Here we go! Here comes the rocket powered laser beam dinosaur space plane! Nyoooom
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:06 PM
He beams at them. So cute.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:09 PM
Hhm. This is really good, Esau You have quite the hand for these things, huh?
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 09:09 PM
he's just awwing and beaming at just how goshdarn cute this little fluffball is
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:10 PM
It's a hobby of mine! I like it a lot.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:13 PM
He feeds Sage for a little while before inhaling the rest of his french toast You're real good at it!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:14 PM
D'you think you could write down some recipes for me? Y'know, PTA stuff and all They're starting to give me the stink eye because I've been bringing nothing but brownies every meeting And I mean they don't say anything but I know that's all they talk about in their little weekday wine gatherings I'm never invited to
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:15 PM
You ever make lemon bars?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:16 PM
I tried but they don't taste very good There's this woman that always does them and we don't need two lemon square people
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:17 PM
What about cookies? Everyone likes cookies!
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Miss Midnight BOT 13-Apr-22 09:17 PM
suddenly, Esau gets a message in his inbox
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:19 PM
We have two cookie people They make those fancy ones with filling I could never compare
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:19 PM
Well if you want a twist on brownies... wait... never mind.
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He opens her message
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:19 PM
I'm not putting pot into the brownies we already had this conversation
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:19 PM
No, you can make slutty brownies.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:19 PM
Hmmm, how about...hot dogs!
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...slutty brownies? What are those?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:20 PM
Slutty brownies?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:20 PM
It's a layered brownie. It's brownie batter, cookie dough, and chocolate sandwich cookies with more brownie batter over it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:21 PM
Sounds like my kinda brownie
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:21 PM
He brings a recipe up on a pop up https://thedomesticrebel.com/2021/10/18/the-best-homemade-slutty-brownies/#recipe
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The Best Homemade Slutty Brownies | The Domestic Rebel
These Slutty Brownies may have a questionable name, but there is nothing to question about their content: a chewy chocolate chip cookie base, a Double Stuf Oreo middle, and a gooey brownie topping make for an incredible bar you're sure to love! Let me preface this by saying, yet again, I did not come up with the
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:21 PM
And does the slut jump out of it like a big birthday cake or- Oh
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:22 PM
he squints Wait, if it's my kinda brownie does that make me a
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:22 PM
That's up to you, Saul.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:23 PM
he purses his lips, thinking it over
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Miss Midnight BOT 13-Apr-22 09:24 PM
her message read Hello Esau! Sage looks like such a little sweetie!! Saul looks like he's having fun with him, that's so adorable. I've never been a godmother before, but I would be honored if you did want me to be his! I don't have any kids of my own just yet, but I do have three furry sweeties of my own: Billie, Satchmo, and Ella! attached was a selfie of Midnight posing with three vaguely cat-like creatures who were staring at the phone camera
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:25 PM
Slightly lower in volume than his normal voice, like he's talking to himself, while he reads over the popup recipe Why is it called slutty though
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:26 PM
Maybe cuz it's stuffed
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he says this in the most casual way
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:26 PM
Start guffawing
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:26 PM
But that's not slutty, don't be gross
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Do you have to wear cute lingerie to bake it, or
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:27 PM
WELL THERE S HEDONISTIC AMOUNTS OF CHOCOLATE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:27 PM
I think it's because it's easy to make?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:28 PM
I mean, I spose chocolate can be slutty. Depending on how ya use it.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:28 PM
Angels in Heaven Fine I guess that's why
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:30 PM
The point is they're good! I ate them at a church fundraiser once.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:37 PM
Oh! Saul! I got a message from Midnight! She's said yeah, she'll be Sage's godmother! Sent a picture, too!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:44 PM
Stands and walks to Esau, and pets sage before circling around Esau and hugging him from behind. ALRIGHT, GOTTA HEAD BACK UP NOW. THANKS FOR THE FOOD!
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OH, HEY, YOU FREE TO TALK LATER? NOTHING BAD!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:45 PM
He slips his hand up and tilts Grover's head down to give him a kiss I should be good~
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 09:46 PM
he finished his breakfast, getting up and giving Sage a little pat on the head as well before turning to Esau Gonna [hit the showers], thanks for [breakfast the most important meal of the day]!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 09:46 PM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:46 PM
Hey no problem, Toons.
21:46
When should I tell Carnation you wanna tie the knot?
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 09:47 PM
he turned beet red again, then snorts Haha, Mr. [live from new york it's saturday night live!].
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:48 PM
He smirks a little I can call him right now...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:48 PM
Heads out
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:49 PM
Y-you’re gettin hitched already?! Wowie…
21:49
Uh…so…about that picture of Midnight…can I see?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:50 PM
He laughs a little I'm just kidding, Toons. Marriage is up to you and him. He brings up the photo and turns the screen around so Saul can see it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:51 PM
He blushes and grins Isn’t she adorable? Ehaha, I’m the luckiest guy in the multiverse…
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 09:53 PM
before he leaves he looked at the photo and chuckled, then looked over at Saul with a smirk Seems like you [two peas in a pod] act like you’re already [I now pronounce you man and wife].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:54 PM
he blushes W-we do?
21:55
Hey, Esau, buddy…could ya send her a reply from me?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:55 PM
Sure, i'll be your transcriber.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:56 PM
…well…j-just this… he blows a kiss
21:56
…W-wait no that’s too cheesy don’t do that
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:56 PM
Hang on that might look weird if I do it...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 09:59 PM
I-I uh, n-never mind j-just tell her I said h-hi…and I’m lookin forward ta our beach date
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:00 PM
He transcribes a message: Hey Midnight, Saul says hello, and that he's looking forward to your beach date. Cute picture! - Esau
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:01 PM
Th-thanks, buddy.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:02 PM
He smiles You get so nervous. It's kinda cute- His head starts rattling :?
22:03
It's Amaranth. Saffaranth. Whatever it is, now...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:03 PM
Who?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:04 PM
…cute…? Oh, right! Well, it’s probably pretty important then!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:05 PM
My brother who recently fused with my homicidal brother to save all our lives.
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Spamtoon BOT 13-Apr-22 10:05 PM
he gets up and waves Well, [I’ll be seeing you in all the old familiar places], folks! he then leaves for the bathroom
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:05 PM
Oh yeah, that explains everything
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:05 PM
Long story, i'll tell you sometimes. He answers Hey, Amaranth.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:05 PM
Seeya pal!
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Saffaranth BOT 13-Apr-22 10:05 PM
Hello? Esau? Is Saul G. Saul there?
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:12 PM
Hi, Saul, hi!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:13 PM
Oh, hi Saff! Hiya Miss Lave!
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Saffaranth BOT 13-Apr-22 10:13 PM
I'm Amaranth!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:14 PM
…Anthy? Sorry I’m tryin ta come up with a nickname
22:14
Anywho, hi!
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Saffaranth BOT 13-Apr-22 10:15 PM
Sorry to bother you but-
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:15 PM
YOU ARE THE HIT OF THE CITY!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:15 PM
Quite the conference call huh
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:17 PM
I-I am?! Really? I mean I knew I’d make a comeback but never thought it’d happen like this…
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:20 PM
She holds up a magazine with one of his pictures on it, it's one of him in the spikey leather jacket. The caption reads: THE SENSATIONAL SAUL G. SAUL? THE MYSTERIOUS LIGHTNER WHO'S FACE HAS TAKEN CYBER CITY BY STORM
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:21 PM
W-Wowie! That’s me! Huh, they didn’t use my majestically thoughtful one. Ehahaha
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:21 PM
Nooo they're all in here! There wasn't a lot that were saved! Everyone wants to know who you are!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:23 PM
...They do? Really?
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Saffaranth BOT 13-Apr-22 10:23 PM
You single handedly brought back the pompadour. Congratulations. Saffron is fuming over it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:27 PM
Nice! Wait...brought it back...it never left!
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Saffaranth BOT 13-Apr-22 10:27 PM
That's cute.
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:27 PM
When can you come back for another shoot?! Do you have any cute Lightner friends?!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:28 PM
I feel like I shouldn't be here for this
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:28 PM
Huh, that's twice I've been called cute today...uh, yeah! I know some other lightners! I think they'd have fun!
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:28 PM
Wait, Esau turn the camera! He does, she peers at Greedton Hmmm....
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:29 PM
spamjudge
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What
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:29 PM
You're really cute in like, a dad kind of way.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:29 PM
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22:29
Thanks?
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:30 PM
You ever considered modeling?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:30 PM
She's right! Ya are cute in a dad kinda way! You are a dad after all
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:34 PM
I have He rests his chin on the back of his hands in a cute little pose Used to have a photoshoot almost every week Sometimes two in the same day
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:35 PM
I mean you're already wearing a suit! The new couture should be no problem for you! Silver foxes are IN right now!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:37 PM
Oh, yeah, Saffron mentioned somethin like that...
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:39 PM
We'll pay you of course.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:40 PM
Not totally sure what silver fox means though...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:40 PM
It's an attractive older man, Saul.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:40 PM
he blushes Oh.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:40 PM
I'm not that old! He fixes his lapels, slightly offended. But not a lot. Either way I'm not really in the business anymore Sorry, toots
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:44 PM
Awww... alright. If you change your mind! Esau, turn the camera back. He sighs and rotates his head towards Saul Anyway, bring any handsome fellas or beautiful lady friends you might have the next time you come to the tower and we can get the ball rolling! I'll take you to my tower and we can do some honest to goodness shoots! Oh here! You can have a copy of this! The magazine she was holding goes through the pop up and pops into existence, falling in front of Saul
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:46 PM
he picks it up Thanks Miss Lave! That sounds like fun! This time I won't be worried about gettin eaten by a giant centipede! Ehaha
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Lave BOT 13-Apr-22 10:48 PM
I definitely hope not! Byeee! She hangs up, but not before a business card materializes into existence and lands in front of Greedton. It reads in pretty purple font: Lave N. Dere Modeling *There is a phone number on it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:50 PM
I wonder if J or Midnight would like ta go...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 10:51 PM
He takes the card, inspecting it for a moment. He then pockets it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:53 PM
He slides the magazine over and flips through it, then whistles Yeah maybe bring Midnight if they're gonna have you doing shoots like these...
22:53
She can get in on it with you!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 10:56 PM
he blushes, picturing Midnight doing the same things as Lave did...undoing his tie...showing off her legs...touching his hair...he swallows heavily ...R-right...
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Narrator BOT 13-Apr-22 10:58 PM
Sage has been SO good up until now but now they demand enrichment. They climb Saul and sit on his shoulder, tweeting triumphantly. They like to feel tall
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 11:00 PM
he laughs Oh? Do ya like ta play motorcycle like my favorite nephew-son? he adjusts Sage so he's riding a bit more stable on his shoulders
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Narrator BOT 13-Apr-22 11:03 PM
They laugh and grab his hair
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 11:05 PM
he winces Yup! That hurts just as much as I remember! Ok, hold on tight kiddo! he moves at a brisk walk, making motorcycle noises with his mouth bbbbrrrrrrrrrm rrrrmmmmmm
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 11:07 PM
Oh my god... He is taking pictures as Sage chews on Saul's hair, beeping in delight
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 11:13 PM
Brrrrrrm vrrrrmmmmmmm prrrrup pup pup oh no! We're outta gas! he then picks up a glass of water and takes a drink bbbbbrr...bbbrrrrrrr.....bbbbbrrrrrrrrrm! Ok we're back on the road again! But now the motorcycle can fly! Nyyyyyoooom let's go ta Hawaii or somethin! Nyoooooom he flies out the kitchen door
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-Apr-22 11:14 PM
SAUL! Be careful! He tosses the dishes in the sink I gotta go, Greeds, thank you so much for the clothes! He grabs the box and flees after Saul
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 11:16 PM
He makes a start to follow them, but stops when he sees Esau is taking care of it. Instead, he turns to the dishes in the sink. Somebody's gotta wash them after all.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 11:27 PM
He's done with the dishes. ......
23:27
sits
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?????? BOT 13-Apr-22 11:35 PM
a little nanaimo bar falls into Greedton's lap
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-Apr-22 11:37 PM
He picks it up from his lap and puts it on the table. He doesn't want it to stain his suit.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:10 AM
he strolled into the kitchen, glancing about the place for a phone. He winced Jesus, who's granny decorated this pit?
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he snorts smoke and then spots the phone, walking towards it and taking it off the hook, realizing that it was different model than the one's he's used to, which had a rotary wheel. He glanced at it for a few minutes before realizing the number pads were buttons you could press, like a type writer. He tapped a few numbers and waited
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:25 AM
after a moment he starts talking Mike, it's me. No, I don't know where the fuck I am. Some house, buncha freaks dressed and lookin' like me for some reason. Yeah I don't get it, either. Anyhow did you find that fat bastard anywhere? Still looking, huh? Well don't slack off, I'm paying you to do your job so you better get to it or else you're taking a dip in that damn acid factory. I'll call you later. he slammed the receiver, rubbing his temples Fuck me... he flicked his ashes again and noticed there was a coffee machine. He fixed himself a cup and sits at the table with his feet kicked up as he sips
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:27 AM
He scuttles in here from the living room, suddenly knowing the entire plot of Saw (2004). He gets a mug of coffee and looks at Scarton for a second.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:27 AM
he looked over, almost choking on his coffee The fuck? There's ANOTHER copycat creep??
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:28 AM
HEY YOU'RE JUST [Twinsies :)] BUT VERTICAL
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[[If a-]][Spamton][[-wore-]] THIRD DEGREE FLESH BURNS [[-would he wear them like this or like this?]] He points at himself and then at Scarton, and then sits across him at the table. MAKE YOURSELF AT [[Our house, in the middle of-]] PAL
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:32 AM
he didn't take too kindly to having his burns pointed out. He continues sipping his coffee and having his feet propped on the table like an asshole
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:33 AM
He mimicks the pose, but puts his feet up on the other side so they could look at each other face to face. He stares at Scarton with a menacing shit-eating grin.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:35 AM
he narrowed his eye at him, as the other twitched The hell you lookin' at, skunky?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:37 AM
TEEHEE THAT'S [What it's called] :)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:37 AM
He enters to try and get away from Austin Powers That British guy is back, Skunkton.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:38 AM
NO I [Saw (2004)] JUST LET IT RUN AROUND FOR A BIT IT'S ENRICHMENT FOR THE [Monster truckers]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:39 AM
Yeah, Cass is having a grand time ripping him to shreds, but Sage shouldn't get too many ideas until they grow into a real monster.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:39 AM
he's pale
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:40 AM
WHY ARE YOU [Exposé] IT TO VIOLENCE THIS YOUNG
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:40 AM
I mean, I was, that's just how my Addisons are.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:41 AM
RIGHT
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:41 AM
One day, lil fella, you'll defeat that thing once and for all...I know it
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:41 AM
he hears the conversation but he doesn't care at all. He keeps sipping his coffee and tapping a foot against the table
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Narrator BOT 14-Apr-22 12:41 AM
Sage lets out a little roar, which is actually just a squeak. They are so proud
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:43 AM
Yeah! You tell 'em lil fella!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:43 AM
He keeps sipping at his coffee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:43 AM
Oh you're gonna have such a roar one day, just like papa!
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:44 AM
he rolled his eye
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:45 AM
I wish I could roar
00:46
But whenever I try I sound less like a lion more like an angry goose
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:48 AM
he snorts, smirking Y'mean like right now?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:50 AM
I DO nOT souND liKE an ANgRY GOose his voice is cracking so bad he does actually sound like an angry goose now
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:50 AM
Don't let him get to ya, Saul.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:51 AM
...I wont
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:52 AM
he finishes his coffee, setting the cup to the side as he smoked his cigarette and blew some crooked smoke rings
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:52 AM
He turns back to Sage, letting his eyes turn black and his head twist around in a 360. He gives a toothy smile
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Narrator BOT 14-Apr-22 12:53 AM
Sage laughs in delight, clapping at him
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:53 AM
Ehahahaha! He likes that voice!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:57 AM
His voice goes back to normal I'll teach ya how to roar, Saul, it's all in projecting.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:57 AM
he looks excited Really? Ya can teach me?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:58 AM
I mean, I can try!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:58 AM
Well, I'm your number one student for a reason, professor Spamton!
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 12:59 AM
he gives a groan of disgust Kid, please. I'm gettin' cavities.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:00 AM
Couldn't fuck your teeth up any worse, pal.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:01 AM
Too bad there's no dentists in the void! Ehahah
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:03 AM
he snorts smoke in Esau's direction I could fuck YOURS up plenty if you keep giving me lip, kid.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:03 AM
Oh yeah? You really think so?
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:04 AM
he takes a drag from his cigarette holder I've been to hell and back, got most of my body boiled like a lobster, you can't scare me.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:05 AM
Mmmm...lobster
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:05 AM
Who's trying? I don't need to get into a dick waving contest with a guy I can crush like a bug. He pus Sage on his shoulder and starts making dinner
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(puts)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:07 AM
Yeah! Quit waving your dick! That aint a nice way ta say hello.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:10 AM
he snorts smoke at Saul, too Don't give a damn about being nice. Doesn't get you anywhere but six feet under.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:11 AM
He grabs the hose of the sink and pulls it out, he then proceeds to turn it around and shoot a jet of water right at Scarton, putting out his cigarette No smoking around the baby.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:13 AM
he gets knocked over by the water and falls out of his chair OOF!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:15 AM
he snorts, but then he’s full on cackling and pointing
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:15 AM
He smirks and turns back around to put the hose back, and continue making pasta sauce
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:18 AM
he snarled, pushing himself up and wincing at his side. Ignore the pain, get up. Ignore it. That's not important. HE'S important. Not any of these idiots and not the pain. He gritted his teeth and sat back up Real cute. I bet you learned that trick from the same circus you nabbed that little ball of lint from.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:19 AM
His head turns a 180 to glower at Scarton Be nice.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:20 AM
he was definitely surprised by Esau's neck spinning around but he narrowed his eyes at him I'm. Not. Nice.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:20 AM
he’s not laughing any more Watch it, pal. You’re on real thin ice. And with that janky burn of yours ya might not swim as well as ya think.
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 01:21 AM
Sage climbs up on the counter and bares their teeth, hissing at Scarton. Their fur stood up on end.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:22 AM
he snorts, chuckling at Sage Oooh real scared, you gonna nip at my ankles?
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 01:23 AM
They roar, which comes out squeaky, baring their sharp teeth, snapping at him. These chompers definitely could and would cause some damage.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:24 AM
He laughs They might, it's enrichment.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:25 AM
I dunno, buddy. Ya don’t know where Scarface here has been, don’t want lil Sage ta get a disease from biting him.
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:29 AM
he narrowed his eyes at Saul Like I want to listen to some hobo camp reject talk to me about being diseased...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:31 AM
He shrugs Yeah it’s too bad I got rejected from hobo camp, I hear they roast marshmallows! Though somethin tells me ya only like yours half done. Ehahaha!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:31 AM
Laughs
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Scarton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:36 AM
he snorts and shoved himself away from the table to get up Whatever. This is a waste of my time. he then stormed out of the kitchen like the asshole brat he is
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:37 AM
He gives Sage a wooden spoon with some sauce on it to chew on
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:38 AM
he watches Scarton go Whatcha makin? Smells great!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:38 AM
Pasta sauce!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:38 AM
Ragu?
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 01:38 AM
Sage grabbed the spoon, calming down as they ate the sauce off of it, humming.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:39 AM
How the hell did you guess?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:41 AM
he laughs My mamma was Italian. I’m actually not too shabby at pasta sauce! It’s the one thing I can cook ehaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:44 AM
It's a ragu bolognese... wanna try it? Sage seems to like it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:44 AM
Yeah! I’d love to!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:45 AM
He takes a spoonful and gives the spoon to Saul
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:45 AM
he blows on it then gives it a taste Mmmh!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 01:46 AM
You like it? Needs panchetta to me...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:00 AM
he nods Oh heck yeah! That would be fantastic! But it's already great as is!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:08 AM
You know what's a little trick I learned? Nutmeg. Not a lot! Just a little bit...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:10 AM
Ah yeah! Adds a bit of a soft earthy kinda taste! Real nice.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:13 AM
He puts some in, just a pinch Saul, you wanna pick a pasta?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:14 AM
Sure! I hope we have pappardelle... he looks through the cupboards and is victorious Here ya go! The perfect pasta!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:15 AM
He grins Alright, nice! He starts boiling it
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I hope you can eat... I made a lot of sauce.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:16 AM
Remeber ta keep some of the water for the sauce!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:16 AM
You got it!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:17 AM
Oh, buddy, I don't think it's possible for me ta get full, ehaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:21 AM
He laughs, after a bit he strains the pasta and puts the sauce on it, throwing out the bay leaf He slides a plate to Saul
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:22 AM
Thanks, buddy! he eats it up very quickly MMHMMMM!
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he looks so happy with his cheeks full of pasta
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:22 AM
He places Sage on the table and makes a plate Hang on i'm gonna bring some to the shitheel outside.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:23 AM
...if you're sure... he starts feeding Sage Here comes the jetpack speed turbine glow in the dark airplane! Nyyyyoooom
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:24 AM
Sage squeaks and eats the pasta off the fork. They hold on a bit too tightly onto it. The fork now is willingly stuck in their mouth.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:26 AM
Hey, now, Sagie
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Ya gotta let go!
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:27 AM
Sage smiles at him oh-so-innocently, purring.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:28 AM
C'mon, pleeeease? For you babbo Saul?
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:29 AM
...They let go of the fork. It has a big nite mark.
02:29
*bite
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:29 AM
he whistles Well, at least you're gettin your iron in your diet! Ehahaha!
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:31 AM
Sage tweets, chewing on the remaining of the spaghetti, finishing it pretty quickly.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:32 AM
Well, ya certainly got an appetite just like your babbo! Ehahaha!
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:33 AM
Sage squeaks and eyes the spaghetti on the plate with interest.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:35 AM
he gets another forkfull Now, heeere comes the autopilot super speed mega combo breaker airplane! Nyyyyyyyyoooooom
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:36 AM
This time Sage doesn't bite the fork, and eats the spaghetti while being pretty civil about it. There's sauce on their face.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:38 AM
Oh! A napkin! Right! Uhh....he searches through his pockets and finds a handkerchief with little purple flowers on it...a lot like sage. He then gently wipes their little face clean There! much better.
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:40 AM
Sage squeaks and shakes their body, as if their fur was wet after Saul was done.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:40 AM
Ehahaha! You're the cutest!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:44 AM
Saunters on in
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:45 AM
Hiya, Grover!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:45 AM
OH! HEY YA LL!
02:46
DID YA JUST FEED SAGE?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:46 AM
Ragu pasta! Esau made it
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:47 AM
Sage squeaked in greeting, extending their arms to Grover.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:47 AM
AW! he walks up to sage and pinches their cheeks. YOUR DAD S A WONDERFUL COOK!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:48 AM
He sure is!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:48 AM
Scoops them up and nuzzles them
02:48
HOW YA DOIN SAUL?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:48 AM
Doin good! I'm a proud god dad!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:49 AM
He smiles so wide I M SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT. ABOUT EVERYTHING. GOSH.
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:50 AM
Sage squeaks happily, nuzzling up to Grover's chest, purring.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:50 AM
ANY FOOD [turn left in 100 feet]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:50 AM
I think so! Esau made a lot!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:51 AM
Heads over to the stove AH! I SEE. he fixes himself a plate one handed.
02:51
SO.
02:52
I THINK I JUST GOT CAST IN A PLAY?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:52 AM
Really? Congrats! I think I got another modeling job. Ehahaha!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:53 AM
HEY! CONGRATS! YOU GOT THE LOOKS!
02:53
CAN I SEE SOME OF YOUR [Fotos] SOMETIME?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:53 AM
he blushes I-I do? Gosh...
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:54 AM
Sage purrs as he settles down in Grover's arms, purring happily.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:54 AM
Yeah! he pulls out the magazine from his pocket They're all in here!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:54 AM
looks down at sage GOD I LOVE THIS KID ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
02:55
OOH LEMME SEE! leans over
02:55
pages through with his free hand.
02:56
some of them make him blush. GOLLY!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:56 AM
at seeing Grover blush he only blushes harder
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 02:56 AM
Sage squeaks as they look through the magazine, eyeing the pictures with interest.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:58 AM
EHA. HA. LOOKIN GOOD!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:59 AM
Th-thanks Grover! he puts the magazine away Lave said I outta bring some other lightners to another shoot
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 02:59 AM
MAYBE I COULD JOIN! He wiggles his eyebrows. ...WAIT NO I DONT LOOK LIKE A LIGHT>neR HUH
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:00 AM
Sage squeaks. They liked these pictures.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:00 AM
Pats sage on the head and Bounces sage a bit. HUH. DID YOU GROW OVERNIGHT?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:00 AM
Well, she did take a shine ta Greedton, and you're a real handsome fella! Might be worth a shot!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:01 AM
AW, SHUCKS! IT COULD BE FUN I THINK.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:01 AM
Yeah! Maybe you could pose with Esau...
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:01 AM
They laughed from the bounces, spinning their head 360 degrees. They seem to enjoy doing that.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:03 AM
He can't make eye contact anymore. I- YEAH! YEAH THAT IS, I WOULD N T MIND, DOING THAT, COULD BE FUN, ME AND [Mi Alma], POSING, Sees sage. WHO<A NELLY????
03:03
pats their head down and sees thay they seem fine. WELL. YOU GET THAT FROM ESAU.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:03 AM
Ehahaha! They're really full of energy!
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:04 AM
Sage squeaks. Heck yeah, his other dad likes the spins!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:04 AM
is terrified but being so brave about it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:05 AM
he reaches out and uses the tip of his finger to pet Sage's cheek Aww
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:06 AM
They purr, leaning into the finger. The cheek is very, VERY soft and fluffy.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:07 AM
You're kinda like a kitten! Except ya don't make my nose turn into a faucet, ehaha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:09 AM
He opens the door and smiles at the sight Well look who's here. It's my three favorite people.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:09 AM
looks over is shoulder to make sure theres only 3 people
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:09 AM
he beams Aww, you're one of my favorite people too, buddy
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:09 AM
...Grover. He laughs
03:10
Let's see we've got the bestie, the boyfriend, and the baby.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:10 AM
YUP! THAT S US
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:10 AM
Sage squeaks happily, giving a little tweet to Esau as a greeting.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:11 AM
HI [Babe] I MEAN [Hot Stuff] CRUDCRAP I MEAN ESAU
03:11
He blushes even more. boyfriend??? he likes that word.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:11 AM
he chuckles You'll get it eventually!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:12 AM
He stretches, flexing his chest a little for absolutely no reason nope I'll answer to almost anything!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:12 AM
😳
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:12 AM
he's totally not looking either
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:13 AM
He lifts sage up and places them on his head. YOU- YOU COOL WITH- YOU WANNA- CHILL UP HERE-
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:14 AM
Sage tweets, holding onto his hair. They're chill :3
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:14 AM
He grabs a beer from the fridge and opens it with his teeth, butting the fridge closed with his hip I miss anything good?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:14 AM
OH!
03:14
I WAS JUST TELLING SAUL HERE,
03:15
I GOT CAST IN A PLAY!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:15 AM
Grover also said he was interested in modeling!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:15 AM
NO AUDITION OR NOTHIN!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:16 AM
You got cast?! That's incredible! What're you gonna be in?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:17 AM
WELL, IF I [Accept all]
03:17
https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/662922406189481984/deep-dish-chicango-style-pipis
toby
toby
DEEP DISH [Chicango Style!] PIPIS
03:18
I MEAN
03:18
CHICANGO
03:18
I MEAN CHICAGO
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:18 AM
He slams his drink down in the midst of sipping, expression excited YOU GOT CAST IN CHICAGO?!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:19 AM
Who are ya gunna be?
03:19
I mean there are a lotta people in Chicago
03:19
I knew a guy
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:20 AM
I HAD A LAYOVER IN CHICANGO ONCE
03:20
NOISY [Airport]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:21 AM
Who are you gonna beeee don't leave me in suspense!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:21 AM
SORRY! SORRY! AMOS. AMOS HART.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:22 AM
Oh! Fantastic~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:22 AM
Huh, interesting...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:23 AM
GOT A [18 oz SOLO Cup] AND EVERYTHING!
03:23
...IF I ACCEPT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:24 AM
Well you're gonna accept, right?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:24 AM
...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:25 AM
...Do ya have stage fright?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:26 AM
NAH! IT S JUST. I. WELL. I D HAVE TO LEAVE. LIKE. TODAY. AND I D BE GONE FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS. AND YOU, YOUR KID, I DON T, SAGE IS GROWING SO FAST, AND I LIKE- WE JUsT GoT TOGETHER... THE TIMING IS NOT GREAT...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:28 AM
Oh... well, I mean, if you're worried about missing out on Sage, I can send you pictures! We both have email!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:29 AM
He reaches up and pats sage on top of him. WELL, THAT DOES MAKE ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:29 AM
He leans over and gives him a kiss I know this sort of thing is important to you... and i'll be here when you get back.
03:30
I'll write.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:32 AM
he smiles encouragingly at Grover It’s good ta follow your passions and stuff!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:32 AM
lights up at the kiss. GOSH. THANKS, YEAH, IT IS...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:33 AM
He grins and sips his beer And you'll write to me, right?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:34 AM
OF COURSE!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:34 AM
And send me a picture of Reuben! I'm curious.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:38 AM
AHA, YOU GOT IT! HE<Y, YA KNOW, I TALKED ABOUT PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THE SPAMTONS HERE! HE WAS REAL INTERESTED IN YOUR [Musishin] [Abilitys], SAUL! HE DOESN T HAVE ANY PALS THAT PLAY INSTRUMENTS. MAYBE YA LL COULD JAM SOMETIME.
03:38
OH SORRY YOU DON T KNOW WHO THAT IS HUH
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:39 AM
Yeah, who’s that?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:39 AM
HE S MY LOVER WITH BENEFITS! HE COINED THAT TERM CAUSE "BEINGE MINE FRIEND ISETH THE BENEFITE!"
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:40 AM
He chuckles Wow, I have got to meet this guy.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:41 AM
Huh…he sounds a lil familiar
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:41 AM
coughs. YE<A. HE S A ROUXLS KAARD. YOU MEED THE OTHER ONE?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:41 AM
Oooh, yeah, we got one of those that drops by from time to time...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:41 AM
Ohhh the glam rock guy with the nice pens
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:42 AM
YUP!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:42 AM
Yeah, he’s cool
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:42 AM
Well, I wanna meet yours. He sounds like a riot. He smiles
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:42 AM
I D LOVE THAT!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:43 AM
Huh, I wonder if there’s a guy like that in my world…
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:43 AM
shrugs
03:44
decides it's time to take sage down and nuzzle them like a cat
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:44 AM
Ehahah, he’s like a lil kitten…so cute…
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:45 AM
pulls a kromer out of his pocket DES<ERT
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:46 AM
Sage squeaks, and grabs the cromer, pretty much tearing it to shreads as with their big ole teeth as they ate.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:46 AM
WOW, THAT S UH., THAT PRETTY, PRETTY SHARP THERE, HU<H,,,,
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:47 AM
He watches them both with a smile, feeling his heart overflow with love Just like their papa, huh?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:47 AM
Looks at the other kromer in his hand and slowly inches it closer to his face. Could it be... tasty??
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:48 AM
Sage finishes pretty soon, watching Grover closely. Eyeing the Kromer.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:49 AM
...
03:50
[Under section 333 of the Criminal Code, whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, any bank bill, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association-] shakes his head to clear it. BOTTOMS UP! He eats it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:50 AM
Smiling enthusiastically :3c
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:51 AM
Sage mimics their dad's expression :3c
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:53 AM
...TASTES LIKE [Desperation] I MEAN DRY CEREAL KINDA BLAND BUT I FEEL... NOURISHED? NOT A HUGE FAN
03:54
He says that, but after a minute he pulls out another, surreptitiously
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:55 AM
It's an acquired taste~
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:55 AM
Sage squeaks. They want one more too!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:55 AM
OKA<Y, OK A Y tears off a corner
03:56
SOMETHING TELLS ME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU TREATS ALL DAY
03:56
YOU R E JUST TOO GOSH DANG CUTE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:56 AM
I mean... yes. To both.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:57 AM
It’s ok if he gets a lil pudgy! He’s too cute…
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:57 AM
They squeak and grab the Kromer, devouring it instantly. They lightly scratch Grover's hand by accident.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:57 AM
YEOW
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 03:57 AM
Sage jumps, and gives a little apologetic whine, licking the injured spot.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:58 AM
AW, AW BABY, IT S OKAY,, THANK YOU FOR THE KISSES,
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 03:59 AM
He takes Sage off of Grover's lap and gives them a little smile Awww, you're developing your claws, too? You're growing so fast... He gently lifts their hand and inspects the little claws starting to form. He sniffs
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:00 AM
Like lil paws…
04:01
he yawns Well, guys, I’ll see ya later! he pats Sage on the head You be good for your papas!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:01 AM
'Night, Saul!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:02 AM
he smiles and waves Night buddy
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 04:02 AM
Sage tweets goodbye to their goddad.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:02 AM
LATER!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:02 AM
Seeya!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:02 AM
giggles cutely. PAPAS...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:03 AM
He hugs Sage tightly and peppers their head with kisses I mean... I would be honored...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:03 AM
sits there just looking at the two of them, smiling.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:04 AM
He grows out his needle-teeth and preens Sage's hair ❤️
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 04:05 AM
Sage starts to purr again, relaxing and letting him do it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:05 AM
Anyway, listen, Grover, you should take the part. You might regret it if you don't.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:06 AM
he sighs. YEA H. YOU R E RIGHT. I REALLY WANT TO. I L L JUST. MISS YOU A LOT. BOTH OF YOU.
04:07
I WILL ACCEPT. I L L [Call this [[Reuben]] Now].
04:07
I MEAN TEXT
04:08
I L L LEAVE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:09 AM
Hey, hey... He lays his head on Grover's shoulder I'll miss you too... but I know you. This is one of your passions.
04:09
And your passion is one of the things I love about you.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:09 AM
EHEHE~
04:09
THANK YOU DEAR
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:10 AM
He kisses his neck a little Are you still wearing that suit I got you?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:10 AM
...YEA...
04:11
I WON T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT HOME. IT WON T FIT ME.
04:11
BUT IT WAS NICE FOR A FEW DAYS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:11 AM
I'll keep it in your room for you. You can wear it when you get back.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:11 AM
AW, THANKS!
04:13
OKAY. OKAY. WE SHOULD ALL GET TO [Minecraft beds]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:15 AM
We should. He would go back outside to entertain the new guy in the morning You sleepy, Sage?
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Sage BOT 14-Apr-22 04:15 AM
Sage squeaks affirmatively, yawning.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:17 AM
Yawns. It sounds compressed and the sound peaks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:18 AM
He yawns too, it sounds like an animal yawning more than anything Come on, before we stuck in a loop. He stood up and gestured with his head
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 14-Apr-22 04:18 AM
heads out
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:15 PM
Cooking
12:15
I've got to get meaner
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:17 PM
The smell of delicious cooking wakes him up from his slumber, slumped over on the kitchen table [👁️👁️]
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:18 PM
[ 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 ] He is making baurus
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:19 PM
MORNING
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:19 PM
Mornin'
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:20 PM
CAN CAN YOU FIX ME ONE OF THESE [Hambone and Cheems] [Benches]? P-PLEASE?
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:20 PM
Sure. I have a lot of leftover ingredients. He looks at the table, thinking Rough night?
12:21
Or just used to sleeping anywhere.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:21 PM
SECOND
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:24 PM
Fair enough. He slides the first sandwich he has put together to the table and goes for the other one.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:25 PM
He waits politely for Rosario to finish fixing his own before eating; in the meantime, he brews a new pot of coffee.
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:30 PM
He seems to make more than one, packing them nicely in a tupperware container, he also takes the last one for himself and eats it in silence. He's thinking this kitchen could probably use a radio. He should nab one from home.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:31 PM
He fixes himself a mug and then lifts the pot, looking at Rosario, a wordless offer to get him some.
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:32 PM
He nods and picks up a pink mug from the cabinet, placing it on the table
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:33 PM
He serves him, and sits across to eat his sandwich. Usually he'd make conversation but he figured it was safer to leave the tiger alone.
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:36 PM
Much obliged. He takes the cup and drinks it down in one gulp. Pretty sure it was also very hot coffee
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:43 PM
He watching him gulp it all down and his kitty ears flicker. They seem less present today. Seems like the code is fading away.
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Rosario BOT 14-Apr-22 12:47 PM
He takes out a thermos that seems to be filled with tea and the tupperware, and start walking out, waving a little goodbye 🚶‍♂️
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 12:48 PM
He waves back. Well that was weird
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?????? BOT 14-Apr-22 02:04 PM
delayed but a radio manifests on the table
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 02:04 PM
Too late buddy he's long gone
14:05
He starts flicking through the radio channels absent-mindedly
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?????? BOT 14-Apr-22 02:05 PM
ita for the future my friend skunk
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 02:05 PM
Understood
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?????? BOT 14-Apr-22 02:06 PM
a Capri sun drops into skunktons hands
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 02:08 PM
pogton
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 14-Apr-22 02:19 PM
He notices Esau is out with Sage, so he chooses this as his big break. He bolts upstairs with a 6-pack and his half-drunk capri sun
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 02:08 AM
🦇
02:09
Okay. We are getting started on those immediately.
02:14
Okay cool. In the oven.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 02:14 AM
Bigstand
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 02:16 AM
👋🏼
02:16
Hey you.
02:16
Sleep well?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 02:18 AM
Hey. I've tried!
02:19
How about yo?
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02:20
Hey fun fact!
02:20
I've known you in Chamber time for 127 days, 9 hours and 18 minutes :D
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 02:26 AM
Oh pretty good. Went to see my mom and-. Real uh... real precise there. Not a bad thing though. Real glad to know you.
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 02:29 AM
Oh really! Did things go alright?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 02:30 AM
Mostly, yeah. As much as they can.
02:31
You uh... you want me to reserve you a weed brownie?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 02:43 AM
He seems to be thinking Sure. I can do that
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 02:44 AM
Do a brownie?
02:44
You sure?
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 02:49 AM
Yeah! If I'm just chilling in my room I can enjoy it. I think
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 02:54 AM
We can relax in yours or mine, it doesn’t matter to me~ He checks on the brownies
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 03:10 AM
Whichever really! He seems actually excited for it
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 10:56 AM
They finish baking~ Sera pulls them out, let’s them cool, puts one on a plate for him and Anton to split, then puts the rest in a big Tupperware container, with a very clearly, you can’t miss it paper which says: THESE ARE WEED BROWNIES. MARIJUANA. DO NOT EAT THEM UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE THAT AND ARE AN ADULT.❤️🦇 Sera then puts the Tupperware in a cabinet, on a high up shelf , label showing clearly. He’s responsible~
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Anton G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 11:03 AM
He is proud of Sera's adulting, he helps him carry the plates upstairs to whichever room he prefers
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 15-Apr-22 11:08 AM
let’s go to ur room slay
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 01:04 PM
spamstanding
13:05
Oh wow the kitchen looks...! Like it is in need of some cleaning!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 01:09 PM
spamstanding
13:09
STILL HERE, HUH
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 01:10 PM
Oh yes, but of course!!
13:12
They take a moment to pull out old food from the fridge. And you are still here, it seems.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 01:21 PM
I [Lifetime] HERE
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 01:21 PM
I do as well.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 01:22 PM
HMM. He sits back at the table, watching them work.
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 01:28 PM
He gets distracted every so often, usually by looking at the tree outside. There was a lot to think about. I presume you still dislike me?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 01:33 PM
I'LL LIVE
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 01:39 PM
Wouldn't helping the tree help Sera? I see! He then gets the coffee pot going, he's thirsty and water wasn't going to cut it. A notification pops up. A reminder. Must have been set by his older self. He closes it and begins cleaning the dishes.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:05 PM
:?
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:11 PM
Oh just a specific arrangement which no longer is possible for me, on the 17th.
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94 dollar shipping fee 15-Apr-22 02:15 PM
FUCK NO
14:15
delete that shit i gotta embed this
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:16 PM
Embedded image
14:18
OH OH [Hatch]DAY! NOT-YOU AND [Me :)] WERE GONNA DO STUFF FOR [Draculaura]'S BIRTHDAY
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:20 PM
Indeed. The note also specifies gift ideas, and a way to... Let's see here... 'Get back at you for driving like a maniac.` I do not recall what that was about, but the past is in the past 😊
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:23 PM
YEAH WE WENT FOR A [[I want to ride my bicycle]] I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO [Drive around town-] A MOTORCYCLE AND I STILL DON'T! ALL [Installation] AND [Adderal] BABEY
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:26 PM
That is worrying. I have rode motorcycles before, and have driven plenty of different motorized vehicles in my time. He pauses and tried to reach into his memories of before the chamber. I was quite the speed demon. Loved vehicles. Obviously I cannot say the same now.
14:26
He finally gets to making himself a cup of coffee.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:33 PM
He leans back on his chair CAN YOU [Fix-it-Felix] ONE FOR ME? AND YEAH, I THINK I [Rember 😇 ] He ruminates for a moment, fishing for a voiceclip [["THI# MAN ### NEVER WENT AT TOP #PEED# ON A [1999 ##zuki ##yabusa] AND I# ##OWS 💔"]]
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:37 PM
Hm. Yes, I can. He pours another cup and sets it next to Skunkton. Ah, yes I remember that motorcycle well. What a terrifying display of engineering and blatent disregard for human safety.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:39 PM
He takes his coffee and takes a sip. It's good. THAT'S THE [Firetruck]ING POINT
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:42 PM
scaredok
14:42
I do not like it.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:44 PM
CAUSE YOU'RE [Snoozefest]
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:47 PM
I think that is a good thing, actually. What if I got hurt? I can only replace so much of me. A bad accident could kill me!!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:50 PM
AT LEAST IT WOULD'VE FELT [Nice 😎 ] BEFORE, EH? ISN'T THAT WHAT [Matters the most]?
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:50 PM
😟
14:50
no
14:51
I think living a long, relaxing life is much more fulfilling.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 02:52 PM
YEAH, AND I'M OLD He swirls his coffee and then sips it
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 02:56 PM
Oh you don't look that old! <:^]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 03:08 PM
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M [Nope]
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 03:13 PM
They look into the living room. You truely have no one else to have a conversation with? Surely someone else is awake at this hour...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 03:15 PM
I LIKE BEING A PEST ON [Purpoise]
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 03:20 PM
I can tell.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 03:22 PM
He gives them a shit eating grin from behind his mug
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Nitsua BOT 15-Apr-22 03:25 PM
I am going to clean the rest of the house now. It was nice talking to you. They bow and make their way out of the kitchen.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 03:28 PM
SEE YA, [Trollian]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 04:42 PM
He opens the door and puts Sage on his shoulder Oh hey dad.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 04:44 PM
He wiggles his fingers in a greeting HEY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 04:46 PM
He makes himself a cup of coffee, sits Sage on the table, and gives them a glass of milk Soooo... I tried to get into my room last night and the door was locked.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 04:46 PM
YEAH IT WAS [Occupied]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 04:47 PM
And I can only assume since you're so cavalier about it that it was occupied by yourself?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 04:48 PM
YEAH WHATEVER THAT WORD MEANS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 04:58 PM
Well, i'm excited to see it! He sips his coffee, keeping an eye on Sage
17:02
...Is it done?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 05:05 PM
I DON'T KNOW PROBABLY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 05:12 PM
Well... then i'm gonna go look at it. Come on, beeper! He picks up Sage and heads out to his room
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 05:46 PM
He arrives in the kitchen once again because clogging up the channels with emojis is silly and picks up Skunk in a tight hug SKUNKTON THANK YOU! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 05:48 PM
[[A]] He lets out a strangled noise, but then awkwardly wraps his arms around Esau HEAHEAH IT'S [Zilch]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 05:55 PM
And you left some of the walls white! That's awesome! I was going to let Sage fingerpaint!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 05:56 PM
I MEAN IT'S JUST A [Feature film] I DON'T PAINT EVERYTHING THAT'S [Uggo]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 05:57 PM
He puts him down It's really gorgeous, thank you!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 05:58 PM
DON'T [@] IT!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 06:43 PM
He gives a big grin You remembered to open a window while you were painting right? To let all the fumes out?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 06:44 PM
OPEN A WHAT?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 06:55 PM
A... a window? To let out the fumes? I keep yourself safe?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 06:55 PM
I [Absolutely] DID THAT YEAH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 07:18 PM
He shrugs Well, I trust ya. Thanks again, it really is lovely.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 07:21 PM
COULD YOU PUT ME [Down, boy] NOW I THINK YOU CRACKED SOMETHING ON MY [Lower back]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 07:23 PM
Oh, uh, sorry. He puts him on his feet
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 07:26 PM
HEAHEHEA IT'S FINE [Coffer]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 07:28 PM
I could have another cup. Sage points at their empty glass, signifying the want for more milk, which he prepares them, and lets them sit on his shoulder to drink
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 07:32 PM
He puts a mug out for Esau, and then sits down at the table again.
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Narrator BOT 15-Apr-22 07:40 PM
Sage drinks the hell out of that milk
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 08:01 PM
He has his cup with Skunkton, drinking in silence. This is nice, actually. It's nice that for once it doesn't feel like anything world ending is going to happen if he lets his guard down
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 08:03 PM
. . . SAY, DO YOU HAVE [Busy schedule] IN TWO DAYS?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 08:03 PM
Hm? No, why?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 08:08 PM
IT'S [Count von Count]'S BIRTHDAY WE'RE TAKING HIM FOR A [Ride around town] IN HIS WORLD FROSTY WAS SUPPOSED TO [Come with] BUT HE'S NOT COMING [[not anymore!]] I THINK SO THERE'S A FREE [Vacancy] ON THE BIKE SADDLE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 08:11 PM
You want me to come with you guys? He shakes his head, then nods Wait yeah of course you do that's why you're asking! Yeah! Sure! I'll come! That sounds like a blast!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 08:17 PM
GREAT! I THINK HE'S GONNA [Enjoy at your convenience] IT!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 08:19 PM
So what's the plan? Where're we gonna go?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 08:21 PM
He throws a hand out, like saying "who knows" WHEREVER WE [[Your heart desires]]! ! EXCEPT THAT ONE [Blackjack and h-] I'M NOT WELCOME THERE ANYMORE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 08:33 PM
He laughs Fair enough.
20:35
I need to find a babysitter, though.
20:36
Oh! I should find Trashton... I bet he'd babysit. He's used to monster stuff.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 08:39 PM
SURE YEAH IT'S NOT A [Child friendly] OUTING NONE OF MY OUTINGS ARE!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 15-Apr-22 08:59 PM
I could have guessed~ I'm gonna go look for him. Come on, beeper. He scoops up Sage and leaves the kitchen Thanks again, dad!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 15-Apr-22 09:05 PM
NO PROBLEM
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 01:52 AM
they are here now!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 01:54 AM
Bigstand
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 01:54 AM
he squeezes greedton's hand once and then goes to brew some fresh coffee
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 01:55 AM
He crosses his arms once Seb lets go and looks away because his cheekbones are suddenly very hot and he knows exactly what this means. He sits down at the table
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 02:02 AM
How you want your [caffeinated beverage] Greeds?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 02:04 AM
Uhm Half and half, with a spoon of chocolate powder if you have some
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 02:09 AM
he hums and nods, making greedton's coffee to order. He has black coffee himself. He brings the mugs over to the table and has a little sit HERE YOU GO [pal region code 2]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 02:09 AM
Thank you, buddy. He sips his coffee.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 02:39 AM
he sips his as well So considering i wasn't [front and center] earlier, how are you doing Greeds? You seem to be [coming round the mountain] more often lately!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 02:42 AM
I'm... That's a bit of a loaded question I'm fine as in "not currently breaking down or on the verge of breaking down", that's a way to put it I'm coming more often I guess just to spend time before I can't for a long time So Yeah
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 02:43 AM
What do you mean? he tilts his head, concerned
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 02:45 AM
Because of the surgery I told you I would be having That I've been preparing for a month now And nobody else here knows about because nobody asked why I suddenly stopped smoking and drinking and eating unhealthy things It's in five days
02:49
He looks down at his mug, running the tip of his fingers over the sides. Nobody asked me, and then I'm going to be away for like a month And then I'll come back and- And I bet that they'll only notice I was gone then. He takes a pause. This is good coffee.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 02:49 AM
OH. OH SHIT.
02:50
I remember you [twitter mentions] it but I didnt realize it was so [sooner than later]
02:50
Didn't you say we could come [visitor hours] if we wanted to? Does that offer still [the stand]?
02:51
he looks down at his mug as well I know I will [missed connections] you Greeds
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 02:52 AM
Of course it still stands It'd make me very happy if you came around
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 02:52 AM
he chirps happily Then it's settled! I will come [annoying grunt] you as much as you can [handle with care]!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 02:54 AM
He smirks I don't think you could annoy me
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 02:56 AM
Oh? [bet?] he's grinning back like a little imp What if I brought a boxset of [top 10 NJPW matches] and made ya watch 'em with me?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 02:58 AM
I mean, It beats watching sitcoms from the 90s all day
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Sebastian "Seb" G. Sotiropoulos BOT 16-Apr-22 02:59 AM
some of them are [age well before bottling]!
02:59
Have you watched [fesh pince of bel air] yet?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:00 AM
you have lips now i thought i should warn you
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:00 AM
HUH?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:00 AM
Nothing
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:00 AM
OK! :^)
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:02 AM
I have Like, a few episodes It would play in the TV I had in the waiting room in my old car lot I guess it's funny
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:03 AM
It's a [classic car models]~
03:03
Also X-files!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:04 AM
That's not a sitcom, Seb
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:04 AM
AND TWIN PEAKS Y'GOTTA WATCH [twinsies!] PEAKS
03:04
We're gonna [branching paths] out your repertoire greeds
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:04 AM
Oh you're just naming shows
03:04
Okay
03:06
Yeah, you can bring everything you want for us to watch
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:06 AM
NO TWIN PEAKS IS [master class] OF 90's SHOWS
03:06
:^D
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:09 AM
You, Sera and Anton mean a lot to me. He looks down again, reluctant to meet Seb's eyes You saved my life. And sometimes I... I feel like it doesn't m... And then I feel shitty because your life doesn't revolve around me, and it shouldn't be And then I feel bad because feeling bad about what I feel doesn't make that feeling go away Well I feel a lot of things
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:11 AM
I have [been there done that ] before
03:11
But me? saved your [lifesavers]?
03:12
Y'mean a lot to me as well Greeds! You're a great [friend request accepted!] and 'm glad you're coming around more often. Hopefully that [number #1 trending] continutes after y'heal up [two]
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:16 AM
You did. I think that if it wasn't for you guys tag-teaming me all those months ago I would be in a much worse place than I am now So yeah. I think you did. I will come just as often once I'm back on my feet And if you ever miss me and want me to come by you can call me I'm literally 15 minutes away Less, if I'm already ready to leave the house But... Yeah
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:21 AM
Oh right! Give me your [numbers] I have a [void provided] phone again
03:21
he holds up his nokia brick
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:23 AM
He delicately takes it from Seb's hands, adds his number in and hands it back There You have to get a new phone by the way that looks awful You don't even need to get one of these fancy touch phones like the one Sera has you can just get a flip phone or whatever
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:24 AM
But I like this one!
03:25
he immediately looks through his phone for something to send Greedton
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:25 AM
Honey, it's hideous and full of void gunk I can get you one of my spares if you want
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:26 AM
📲
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 16-Apr-22 03:29 AM
He flips open his phone and smirks That's a nice picture, thanks
03:34
But seriously do you want an upgrade or not
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 03:42 AM
I'm [good humor bar] right now but I'll let you know when I wanna [fair trade] up :^)
03:42
Thanks, greeds
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:13 AM
The last place that isn't every single bedroom: the kitchen. <:^]
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 04:14 AM
he notices Nitsua and waves
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:14 AM
👉👈 Hello!
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 04:14 AM
hey there, want some [coffer]?
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:15 AM
Oh! Yes please!
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 04:15 AM
he gets up and pours a mug What ya want in it?
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:17 AM
Lots of cream please!
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 04:18 AM
he nods and chirps, bringing Nitsua a mug that is half cream, half coffee Bone apple teeth!
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:19 AM
Oh thank you! He was here for something. What was it... Oh! And uh, we have a teeeeeeeny tiny bit of a.... problem.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 04:30 AM
he tilts his head What's [up up and away]?
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:35 AM
Well! Black Ice is back and uh! Really wants Inver back. And I mean he is willing to 'repay' us however and well. Inver was at... Denny's right? I mean if we don't bring him Inver I'm not too sure what is going to happen to me or the other Spamtons here. I have no idea what to do! You know where Inver is, right?
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 04:39 AM
...
04:39
he gets up and sighs, dragging a hand down his face
04:40
I'll talk to Black Ice [Air freshener] okay?
04:40
he'll probably not like my [the answer is...]
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:40 AM
<:^] What do you mean?
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 16-Apr-22 04:41 AM
y'll [sea]
04:41
`he motions for Nitsua to follow him, if he wants]
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Nitsua BOT 16-Apr-22 04:44 AM
?????? Follows anyways.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 04:41 PM
He arrives in the kitchen. It's so quiet today, but he gets the feeling some crazy shit has gone on right under his nose. He shrugs, and seats Sage on the table He proceeds to start making bacon and eggs, giving Sage a kromer to chew on for an appetizer
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Sage BOT 16-Apr-22 04:43 PM
Sage chews the kromer, because duh, who's passing on a snack, but they continuously eyed the bacon and eggs.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 04:49 PM
Soon the smell of meat and eggs fills the room. He grates cheese into the eggs as well
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 05:03 PM
He finishes, and places down a small plate for Sage, as well as giving them a plastic fork. He sits with his own and starts to eat
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Narrator BOT 16-Apr-22 05:04 PM
Sage watches carefully, and attempts to mimic his movements, picking up a piece of bacon with one hand and stabbing the eggs with the fork, perhaps a bit more violently than they need to. Delighted with having acquired eggs, they shove them into their mouth all together with a tweet
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 07:30 PM
After breakfast is cleaned up, he heard a commotion from the kitchen and decides to ignore it. It's muffin time. The house could use some muffins
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Apr-22 08:32 PM
spamstanding
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 08:36 PM
:? Oh hey! I made muffins.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Apr-22 08:40 PM
HEY I'LL [Get it] SOME He coughs once, and then starts brewing coffee. He also puts the kettle on. [Frosty] IS BACK HE'S [Zebrastripe] NOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 08:56 PM
No way, he's back?!
20:56
He passes him a chocolate raspberry muffin on a plate
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Apr-22 08:58 PM
He leaves the tea to steep and munches on the muffin YUP HE LOOKS NORMAL
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Apr-22 09:11 PM
APART FROM THE [Crosswalk] LOOK
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 09:14 PM
I'm sure it's fashionable on him.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Apr-22 09:16 PM
JUST BECAUSE IT'S [Abnormal] DOESN'T MEAN IT'S [Uggo], RIGHT? JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR! He grabs his mug of coffee and the mug of tea HEAHEAHEHA I'LL SEE YOU [Soon] BUDDY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-Apr-22 09:17 PM
He laughs. Skunkton can make those jokes It's good to see you in good spirits, Skunk.
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Narrator BOT 16-Apr-22 09:17 PM
Sage waves, face full of muffin
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 16-Apr-22 09:22 PM
He raises one of the mugs and smiles at Sage and Esau before leaving the kitchen
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Why does a rabbit lay eggs 🤔 BOT 17-Apr-22 12:43 PM
This idiot manages to make a grilled cheese fuck yeah.
12:43
pogton
Married to Spamton started a thread. 17-Apr-22 04:43 PM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 06:02 PM
Time and space is not fixed in the Spamton House, and as a result, we are divorced from the happenings going on in the thread whee Esau sticks Sage on the table and gets to work making Sera waffles
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 06:06 PM
He is sitting so cutely
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 06:07 PM
By the way have you met Sage?
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Sage BOT 17-Apr-22 06:08 PM
Sage hears themselves be mentioned and lifts their head. Bat person... So cool
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 06:42 PM
He makes two large belgian waffles with whipped cream and a couple scoops of ice cream. What flavor? It's Sera's favorite. I have no idea what that is. It's what was in the freezer. There's also whipped cream and strawberries. He puts it down in front of him Happy birthday!
18:42
(Ignore my repeating myself i'm not at my best today)
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 06:48 PM
It’s alright!! And thank you🥺 Gotta be honest, I was not expecting anyone to remember my birthday. 54 though. Good lord, I’m practically in the coffin right now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 06:54 PM
Hardly. I mean, i'm 47. I'll be 48 in august.
18:55
You're not old, man.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:01 PM
spamstanding
pogton 2
19:02
he is here and in a bnuuy costume he doesnt remember putting on
19:03
HEY EVERY !
19:03
he goes to get coffee like nothing is different
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:03 PM
Hey Seb, nice fit. You want a waffle?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:03 PM
HAPPY [🍰] DAY SERA
19:04
PLEASE AND [thank you for shopping with us!]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:05 PM
He smiles and starts making some more waffles So are we going out tonight or tomorrow?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:06 PM
? ? ? ? GOING [out of bounds]?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:07 PM
Oh! Skunkton said a bunch of us were going out for Sera's birthday? Am I wrong?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:09 PM
trolled
19:09
I
19:09
I WAS NOT [tell no lies] ABOUT THIS
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?????????? BOT 17-Apr-22 07:09 PM
Suddenly, the pantry doors are violently kicked open.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:10 PM
scaredok
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:10 PM
He blushes profusely and turns back to his waffles with a horrified look on his face whoops
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:11 PM
😳
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:11 PM
He's standing there with a bucket full of cheerfully-painted pastel eggs, evil smile on his face. With 0 hesitation, he hurls them one by one on Sera's direction. HAPPY [Hatch]DAY YOU LITTLE [Bench] ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX He keeps counting as he throws them
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:11 PM
Hello Sebastia- HEY!! HEY !!! HEY!!!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:11 PM
THE [Estern] BUNNY IS HERE
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
IM AFRAID OF THE EASTER BUNNY LORD ABOVE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
!!!! He grabs Sage before they are pelted with eggs
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
BUNNY
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
CAN YOU ALL QUIET DOWN I'M READING BY THE F— OH YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HAVE YOUR GIFTS BTE
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
he catches one of the eggs in his mouth
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
BTE
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
OKAY BOYFRIENDS, ATTACK THAT MALE
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:12 PM
WHATEVER
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:13 PM
THERE'S FIFTY MORE WHERE THAT [[Where do eggs come from?]]! !
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:13 PM
he is dressed like a fucking bunny and has an egg in his mouth he doesnt know how it ended up like this
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:13 PM
ONE FOR EACH YEAR [😊]
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:13 PM
pogton
19:14
NICE FIT SEB :^]
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
STOP!! DON’T REMEMBER HOW OLD I AM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
Are we doing bunny outfits now? Is that the thing today?
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
LET ME BE
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
... YOU [two] FROZEN
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
:^]
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
I WOKE UP LIKE THIS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:14 PM
OH I PUT THIS ON WILLINGLY
19:15
SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN NINETEEN TWENTY
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:15 PM
AUSTIN IS THIS YOUR [fault line]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:15 PM
MY [Throwback Tuesday] ARM IS GETTING TIRED SOMEONE HELP ME [Woodchuck] THESE EGGS
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:15 PM
NO. ALSO SURE HAND SOME OVER.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:16 PM
He walks over to Austin and puts the bucket down in between them and keeps throwing eggs at Sera TWENTY THREE TWENTY FOUR TWENTY FIVE TWENTY SIX TWENTY SEVEN
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:18 PM
OH SEB. COME HERE FOR A SECOND I HAVE THE GOODS.
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:18 PM
THANK YOU I OWE YOU MY [lifesaver]
19:18
he makes his way over to Frozen, egg still in his maw
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:19 PM
AND SERA, THIS OUTFIT. YOURS. IF YOU DOn"T LIKE IT THEN ROLL OVER AND DIE.
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pogton 2
19:19
Frozen hands the prewrapped gifts to Seb. The wrapping is pretty shit.
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:20 PM
🥺
19:20
🥺 🥚
19:20
Ohhh I love the outfit!!!
19:20
🥺🥚
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:20 PM
Throwing eggs throwing eggs throwing eggs
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Narrator BOT 17-Apr-22 07:20 PM
Sage is laughing and clapping at the chaos
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:21 PM
HEAHEAHEA ARE YOU [Ready set go] FOR THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR [Earthly] LIFE? ?
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:21 PM
I have to shower again🥺
19:21
Who, me,
19:21
My life?
19:21
Sorry I’m covered in eggs right now this is absolutely the worst
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:22 PM
STARTING AFTER THE EGG [Fruits Basket] IS OVER
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:23 PM
🥺
19:23
eugh
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:24 PM
:^] 🥚
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:24 PM
🥺
19:24
Can I go shower again...
19:24
Do I have to wait for all the eggs... god have mercy upon me
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:25 PM
I AHVE [gift receipts] WHEN YOU ARE [mr clean]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:25 PM
AAAAALL THE EGGS! 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:25 PM
He is weeping
19:25
JK no hes not
19:26
okay be right back~ Throw another egg and. Well. Hell fire upon you.
19:26
🦇
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:26 PM
WELL. BY THE TIME YOU GO AND COME BACK I'LL HAVE A CAKE :^]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:26 PM
🥚
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:26 PM
ON YOUR RIDE
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:26 PM
you could have at least made them [glitterbombs] instead of [full yolk]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:26 PM
NO THE [Slimey] IS FUN
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:26 PM
YOU WANT THE REST?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:27 PM
I SPENT ALL DAY [Festive decoration] THEM! ALL 54 OF THEM!
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:30 PM
...WHY???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:31 PM
I suppose it would be silly to ask if you two want birthday waffles.
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:31 PM
eminem
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:33 PM
He shrugs and slides a couple of plates of waffles and ice cream across the table to Skunk and Frozen
19:33
And one for Seb, can't forget Seb
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:33 PM
🦇
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:33 PM
WE'RE GONNA NEED [Sustenance] TO LAST THE WHOLE NIGHT LONG
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:33 PM
Throw another egg and I’m making Silvio come over.
19:34
He is looking so cute in his new outfit
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
scaredok
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
Whats that face for love?
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
YOU LOOK [goodhumor bar] SERA
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
I'LL [Peer review] IT
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
OH NOTHING
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
cringe
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
Oh ok. Anyway! You look better
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:34 PM
I LOOKE LIKE A [bnuuy]
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:35 PM
You sure do!
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:35 PM
NORMALLY I WOULD INSULT YOU BUT THAT'D BE INSULTING MYSELF. GO CHANGE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:35 PM
I mean if the bunny thing is a birthday theme I can change.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:36 PM
I'M FEELING PRETTY [Bnnuy] LIKE THIS THANK YOU
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:37 PM
YOU WOULDn'T BE ABLE TO WORK IT ESAU.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:37 PM
WHY NOT? HE HAS THE [Blue tit] FOR IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:38 PM
He scoffs Excuse me??
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:39 PM
YEAH YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE [schnitzel]
19:39
SAD BUT TRUE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:40 PM
He puts down Sage and immediately pulls up a pop up, he presses buttons furiously before slamming his hand on a button and exploding into magenta smoke
19:40
The smoke clears
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:40 PM
SEE? TOLD YOU HE COULD [Yank it] OFF
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:41 PM
..... am I supposed to dress up too🥺
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:41 PM
GROSS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:41 PM
He munches on his carrot with a smirk Don't be jealous, Frozen.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:41 PM
YOUR OUTFIT LOOKS [Great Days] YOU DON'T HAVE TO
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:43 PM
☺️
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:43 PM
I'M SURROUNDED BY OLD MEN IN BUNNY OUTFITS THIS SUCKS
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:43 PM
Arent you also old?
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:43 PM
NO :^]
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:43 PM
yes you [r]
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:43 PM
🤨
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:43 PM
YES YOU ARE
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
NO
19:44
IT'S THE INVERSION BS
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
spampoint
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
YOU SAID IT [Your own self]
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
OLD
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
His hand reaches over for Seb’s so cutely
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
NO....
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
OLD!
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
he takes his hand and squeezes it cutely
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
cringe
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:44 PM
You can’t bully me back today either
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:45 PM
YES I CAN
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:45 PM
[["WELL GOTTA PRETEND TO BE [forever young] SOMEHOW!!! AND I HAVE NO CLUE!! TOO OLD TO REMEMBER!! MAYBE I'M ALREADY [eligible for a senior's discount] HEAHEAHEA"]]
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:45 PM
SHUT IT
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:45 PM
HEY FROZEN [quickie mart] QUESTION FOR YOU OUT OF THE [blue sea]
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:45 PM
.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:45 PM
NO [:)]
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:46 PM
SHOULDN'T YOU AND SERA GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE OUT OR SOMETHING
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:46 PM
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT [possum]
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:46 PM
I WOULD KICK IT LIKE A FOOTBALL
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Sebastian G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:46 PM
ALS YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SERA LETS ME HIT IT CUZ IM [goofy movie]
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 07:46 PM
So sad frozen has no one to go outside and make out with! ☺️
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:46 PM
🤢
19:46
🙂
19:47
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:47 PM
He picks up Sage and slaps Frozen on the back Aww, it's okay pal you'll get someone one day! Maybe if you work on getting a bigger chest.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:47 PM
YOU GETTING A PET, [Betelgeuse]?
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
THANK YOU VINNY
19:48
ANYWAYS
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hulksmasher79 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
Huh
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s i g h t i n g 1997 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
VINNY?!
19:48
VINNY?!?!!?!
19:48
spamgrip
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
SORRY U ALL HAVE THE SAME PFP
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
I'M SENSING A DISTURBANCE IN THE HIGHER ASTRAL PLANE
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
TEEHEE
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?????? BOT 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
drops a caprisun cutely into skunkton's hands and drops a massive caulk on frozen
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:48 PM
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO APOLOGIZE....
19:49
😳
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:49 PM
ANYWAY I CAN'T [Defense team] YOU HERE ESAU HE HAS [Shelf] FOR DAYS
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:49 PM
I DON'T WANT YOU TO DEFEND ME????
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:49 PM
Laughing wildly. Sage giggles too
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:50 PM
I WAS TALKING TO HIM
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:50 PM
meandurmom
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:50 PM
MIND YOUR BUSINESS FROSTY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 07:50 PM
I'm gonna go put this little one down for a nap, okay? I'll be right back. he steps out
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:50 PM
SORRY I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE WITH MY BODY DID YOU NEED SOMETHING??
19:50
OK BYE
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s i g h t i n g 1997 17-Apr-22 07:50 PM
fluh
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:51 PM
HI
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s i g h t i n g 1997 17-Apr-22 07:51 PM
eminem
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:51 PM
He's sipping on the capri sun
19:51
HEY DOES YOUR APOLOGY HAVE [Spectator seats]
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:51 PM
WHAT THE HELL. NO.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 07:52 PM
PITY
19:52
I'M GONNA GO [Prep course] THE BIKES
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 07:52 PM
YEAH HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF HERE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:01 PM
He's back, don't wanna clog the channels with emotes, yadda yadda
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:01 PM
OH ESAU. QUICK QUESTION FOR YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:02 PM
Shoot.
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:02 PM
ANY TIPS ON MAKING A CAKE???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:02 PM
What kind of cake?
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:05 PM
He shrugs. I DON'T KNOW. ANY. I DON'T DO THIS SORT OF THING.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:06 PM
Like a birthday cake is your most standard type of sponge you make in a regular cake pan, chiffon and angel food need to be made in a tube pan and are really light and airy. There's cheesecake- self explanatory, you make it in a spring-form pan. Lava cake is a fan favorite but it's small and you make it in a ramekin...
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:07 PM
SPONGE CAKE HOW DO I MAKE THOSE
20:07
IS THAT CHIFFON
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 08:08 PM
not angel food. please. ❤️
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:08 PM
No, chiffon is different. It's much lighter, and you serve it with either no frosting or a light frosting.
20:09
I think you just want a birthday cake. Two layers? Three layers? Probably a huge one. What kind of icing? Buttercream? Whipped cream? merengue buttercream? A glaze?
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:10 PM
WHAT KIND OF BIRTHDAY CAKE IS EASY TO MAKE. WHAT IS ANGEL FOOD.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:11 PM
...How about I make the cake?
20:13
Oooor I can help you make it.
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:16 PM
NO. I'M MAKING IT WHILE YOU ALL ARE OUT. A GIFT. BESIDES ANGEL FOOD. WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE??
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Serafino G. Santavenere🍰 BOT 17-Apr-22 08:17 PM
Fudge cake
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:18 PM
AWESOME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:18 PM
For a fudge cake you could probably get on with a normal buttercream.
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:19 PM
GOTCHA 👍
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:39 PM
Or a ganache, but a buttercream is easier.
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:41 PM
THAT IS A WORD
20:42
I'M GOING TO PUT SO MUCH CHOCOLATE FUDGE IN IT YOUR TEETH WILL ROT.
20:42
AND BUTTERCREAM
20:42
AND UH. STRAWBERRY?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:45 PM
You sound like you got it under control. He smirks
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:46 PM
:^] He is probably going to cause an accident. YEAH.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:47 PM
This is gonna be great omg I have full faith in you, Frozen!
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:48 PM
I LIKE HOW BOLDLY YOU LIE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:50 PM
Aw, shucks.
20:51
Just for you, buddy.
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:52 PM
[Glad] TO KNOW I'M SPECIL :^] I'LL K1LL YOU SOMEDAY. He starts pulling up recipies for cakes. There's so many. They have such long blurbs at the beginning of them. No one needs to know the life story of these people.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 08:53 PM
Not if I kill you first, pal! He laughs and sits down with some coffee, watching him
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 08:56 PM
YOU WOULD BE TOO BUSY TEACHING YOUR KID TRIGONOMETRY. He immediately fucks up by measuring wrong. Something something metric and imperial. He doesn't notice this.
spampoint 3
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 09:00 PM
Sips his coffee
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 09:04 PM
There's a bang or two on the window. He's staring at them menacingly.
21:04
[👁️👁️]
21:04
LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 09:05 PM
JESUS WHAT THE
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 17-Apr-22 09:07 PM
huh wuh
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 09:07 PM
WELL ESAU, IF THE [burn burn burn] DOWN, I'LL TEXT ONE OF YOU TO NOT COME BACK. ... IF I HAD ANYONE'S NUMBER HEAHEHAE!!
21:07
GET GOING BIRTHDAY BOY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 17-Apr-22 09:07 PM
you want my number?
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 09:07 PM
SURE HAND IT OVER
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 17-Apr-22 09:08 PM
okay
21:08
he does
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-Apr-22 09:09 PM
He pours his coffee out and nods to Frozen Hope you don't shuffle off your mortal coil, bud. He heads outside
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 09:09 PM
📱 Testing did this send?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 17-Apr-22 09:11 PM
yeah
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 17-Apr-22 09:12 PM
Muffled by the glass THE SUNRISE'S NOT GONNA [[I'll be here all night, folks]]! !
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 17-Apr-22 09:13 PM
okay okay you old son of a bitch!
21:13
he heads out
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 09:42 PM
Oh he's alone with a burning cake.
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please look at my tits BOT 17-Apr-22 09:50 PM
Might as well let it burn. Have fun with it and all. He looks around. No one. Good. As Nitsua, he sang. A lot. Sure most of the songs sucked but... A few were good. He pours himself a glass of whiskey. He hates whiskey, but whatever. He holds the hand whisk up to his mouth and begins singing.
pogton 1
21:50
https://youtu.be/BPCjC543llU
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Alan Jackson, Jimmy Buffett - It's Five O' Clock Somewhere (Officia...
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 17-Apr-22 10:13 PM
Try number two for the cake. He puts it in, and makes sure to double check everything this time. Unfortunately, he is still fairly focused on singing more than making the cake. His phone is blasting the music.
22:13
https://youtu.be/MyOGVk_ypnM
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Brothers Osborne - It Ain't My Fault (Official Audio)
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:25 AM
Oh it's the next day and the kitchen is a mess. The good cake is in the fridge, but that's the only thing that was salvaged from the baking warzone. Half drunk glasses scatter around the counter and table. The bottles are empty though, but man there were a good few about. His phone had long since died from playing while he was passed out. Oh he feels like shit.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 09:51 AM
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 05:52 PM
he makes it to the kitchen, first walking to the coffee maker to start it. Then, he picks up the phone and starts dialing. He waits for the man on the other end to pick up
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:03 PM
he finally speaks Mike? It’s me. Any news? No? Goddammit, I swear putting that fucker’s face on a damn milk carton would be faster than whatever the hell it is you’re NOT doing trying to find that piece of shit! Still not sure where the hell I am but, get this, some guy here with huge tits who looks like me and has this pocket lint critter he calls his kid said he’s seen King… and said they’re pals. Yeah, all buddy buddy, baking bread and singing campfire songs and shit probably. Tried to grill answers outta him but no dice, that prick’s loyal to that bloated fuck. Still gotta figure out where he is, you keep looking and put some damn effort into it, I’m not paying you to half ass this job. I’ll call you later. he slammed the phone down Christ… he groans and lights himself a smoke before fixing a cup of coffee
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:19 PM
he drinks his coffee and puts his feet up at the table like the asshole he is
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 06:38 PM
There are tiny little pats. They are getting closer. And closer. There they are. Standing in all their might, being very brave and extra fluffy. Cooki time.
pogton 7
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:40 PM
he hears the little footsteps and looks over Huh? he then sees the tiny fluff ball brat in the entrance, standing alone and looking disgustingly cute …. You can walk?
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 06:42 PM
Sage gives a very brave squeak, huffing and patting over to the counter, standing on their tippy toes and puffing out their cheeks, trying to reach the top.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:44 PM
he watched them, still sipping his coffee Why’s your dad letting you run around? Not that it’s my business or that I care, even.
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 06:46 PM
They huff. They are getting those cookies. They bare their widdle claws, and scamper on top of the counter, spotting the cookie jar. Sage bares their teeth, and tears off the metal lid, spitting it out and reaching inside to pull out a cookie and munch onto it. :?
pogton 4
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:47 PM
he goes back to his coffee. Not his kid, not his problem
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 06:49 PM
Sage eats cookies. A lot. And then the sugar rush hits. They stand up, giggling uncontrollably, and start running around the room, sometimes biting stuff and climbing walls and ceilings.
pogton 6
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:50 PM
Not his business, although the noise was pretty annoying Hmmph…
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 06:51 PM
Sage eventually settles. On the ceiling, right above scarton, watching the other with interest while twisting his head at an inhuman angle.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:56 PM
SAGE! WHERE ARE YO— oh hey new Spamton spamfront — SAGE!!
18:57
OK. It’s fine. Calm down Joe, you just lost the kid. …I JUST LOST THE KID OH GODDDDDD.
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 06:58 PM
Sage smiles from the ceiling. Ah, such tasty screams of agony!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:59 PM
he looks over Another me, huh?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 06:59 PM
He’s just gonna sit at the table and hit his head on it. Muffled screams are heard, and a car honk as well.
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 07:00 PM
They barely hold in a giggle. It's a funny noise!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:01 PM
he stopped, looking around The fuck was that?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:01 PM
Those were my wails of pure sorrow.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:01 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS— He notices the new Spamton. He's thinking.
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 07:02 PM
Sage watches him from the ceiling with a smug expression.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:04 PM
You guys know where kids like to hide right? OH GOD WHAT IF HE’S EATING CHEMICALS RIGHT NOW.
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 07:05 PM
Chemicals? Sounds tasty. They need to try these some other time.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:05 PM
THEY ARE!!! THEY COULD BE DYING THIS VERY MOMENT!!! SAD!!
19:06
He winks at Sage when no one is looking.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:06 PM
NOOOOOOOOO
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Sage BOT 18-Apr-22 07:06 PM
Sage grins at him widely. And winks back.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:08 PM
This can’t be happening to him he’s too young to die
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:08 PM
Joe it's me i'm the ps5 inside your mind Esau is gonna fucking kill you :3c
OOOUGHHHHH 4
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:09 PM
SO SHOULD I PLAN A FUNERAL???
19:09
THAT STUFF IS EXPENSIVE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:09 PM
Please do. Tell Marigold I love him.
19:11
God I’m gonna have to call Esau and tell him the baby is missing. But… I don’t wanna die…
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:11 PM
YOU CAN DIE IT'S OK
19:12
I WON"T TELL [Mary Magdalene] JACK, BUDDY.
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:15 PM
I will now be assuming the role of Sage They nestle against the ceiling and smile :3c
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:15 PM
he snorts Who cares. They’re a little freak anyway.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:15 PM
But I don’t want to die….
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:15 PM
WHO ARE YOU???
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:16 PM
he looked over at Frozen, narrowing his eyes I’m Spamton, obviously. You’re just another weirdo trying to dress like me, it looks like.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:17 PM
YEAH BUT MY FACE ISN'T COVERED IN [Slugma].
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:17 PM
His head hits the table again as he wails. He doesn’t have the brainpower to explain the spam house.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:17 PM
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WASH THAT
19:18
ALSO I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU. AND I AM NOT DRESSED LIKE YOU .
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:19 PM
angrily snaps at him I’m BURNED, dipshit!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:19 PM
YOU KEEP TELLING YOUSELF THAT
19:19
YOURSELF
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:22 PM
I was thrown into an acid like by a giant rich asshole and it screwed up my body, it’s not anything I’d make up nor would I want to!!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:22 PM
NO I THINK IT'S A BAD CASE OF NOT USING SOAP
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appleangel 18-Apr-22 07:22 PM
(*acid lake)
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:22 PM
If I can’t find the baby. There’s only one thing I can do… He pulls out his phone, a spotlight shines on him. Funeral March starts playing.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:23 PM
pogton
19:23
🍿
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:23 PM
he looked over at Trashton, giving him the most unimpressed expression
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:24 PM
Slowly, yet surely he dials Esau’s number, quietly whimpering.
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:27 PM
Sage is smiling. Ooh will papa be back soon?
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:28 PM
He leans over to Scarton and whisperers. You know pal I'd treat you a lot better if you took your [flipping] smegleg off the table :^]
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:29 PM
he takes a drag, blowing crooked smoke rings at Frozen I don’t do nothing for nobody… not without pay, anyhow.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:32 PM
He’s waiting for Esau to pick up. Or maybe he won’t! Maybe his life will be spared.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:32 PM
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE CUTE :^] WELL I'M ABOUT TO BE HILARIOUS
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Married to Spamton 18-Apr-22 07:33 PM
F unny i mean teehee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:33 PM
His voice is nearly drowned out by the club music Hello?!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:33 PM
He is going to the knife set.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:34 PM
he’s getting up to get more coffee
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:35 PM
Heyyy! Esau! How’s it going pal? Friend? Buddy?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:36 PM
Joe? I'm in the club, Joe! It's fucking incredible! You should see Skunkton holy shit he is rocking that bunny outfit!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:36 PM
He stabs next to Scarton's hand. BOLD OF YOU TO WEAR YOUR [disgustang] SHOES INDOORS, I THINK.
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:36 PM
Sage grins brightly. Violence is happening!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:37 PM
Is that so? That sounds amazing! Haha… ha… hmmm. Trashton sounds clearly nervous. He’s bad at hiding it.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:37 PM
he flinched GAAH!! he glared at Frozen Hey what the FUCK are you doing???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:38 PM
He laughs Yeah it's righteous! What's up with you?
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:38 PM
I'M THREATENING YOU. IDIOT. NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE IT A BIT MORE EXCITING FOR YOU, OKAY BIG BOY?
19:38
ALSO HI ESAU HI!!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:38 PM
Well uh. It’s about Sage… um. Well… you see…. He’s gone missing! I’ve looked everywhere in the house and I CAN’T FIND HIM AAAAAAAA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:38 PM
.....
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:39 PM
My feet aren’t even on the damn table anymore, I’m getting more coffee asshole!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:39 PM
He bursts out laughing Joe you are a riot! For a minute I thought you actually told me that Sage is missing!
scaredok 3
19:39
You're something else, Joe!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:39 PM
OOOUGHHHHH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:40 PM
Also hey Frozen hey! Wish you were here!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:40 PM
But…. But…!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:40 PM
I'M ABOUT TO KILL A MAN ESAU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:40 PM
But seriously Joe, don't ever fucking joke about that shit! That's not cool! loud sipping can be heard
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Apr-22 07:40 PM
Speaking from behind Esau, you can barely see him IS FROZEN THERE TELL HIM HE'S A LITTLE [Beach]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:41 PM
Hey dad says your a little bitch, Frozen, have fuuun!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:41 PM
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW SLAY I AM BYEEE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:41 PM
B-But I wasn’t…… scaredok
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:41 PM
JOE
19:42
NOT FUNNY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 18-Apr-22 07:42 PM
[Bench]! ! He is whiskered away by the crowd
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:42 PM
he was ready to slug Frozen when he spots something on the ceiling Huh? he looks up
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:42 PM
!!! The jig is up! Sage starts crawling around but there's nowhere to hide!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:42 PM
KILL, SAGE! KILL!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:43 PM
Wait… Sage? HE’S ON THE CEILING????
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:43 PM
… he squints at the ceiling Is that brat on the ceiling…?
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:43 PM
Sage laughs as they drop down onto Scarton and grabs his hair like reins. Pony time!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:43 PM
pogton
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:44 PM
he screamed and dropped his coffee JESUS!!! GET OFFA ME!!!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:44 PM
Frozen goes in to try and trip the guy.
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:44 PM
Sage laughs. Yanking and pulling and yanking and pulling on his hair
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:45 PM
Joe is that Sage? You are giving them proper enrichment, right?
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:45 PM
he’s screaming and flailing to try to pry this brat off of his scalp OWOWOWOWOW GET OFFFF!!! TELL THAT ASSHOLE WITH HUGE TITS HIS BRAT’S TRYING TO SCALP ME!!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:46 PM
Uh… yeah! He’s getting enrichment right now….
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:46 PM
That's good! I knew you were the right man for the job! Even your sense of humor sucks!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:47 PM
BRING ME SOMETHING FROM YOUR TRIP BTW
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:47 PM
But uh. Your kid can climb ceilings now… thought I should let you know that.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:47 PM
They can?! Oh my god! That's incredible! I love them so much they are so smart!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:47 PM
manages to grab Sage FINALLY! Got ya y’ little—!!
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:48 PM
Sage laughs and bites him with their sharp, needle-like teeth right on the burned hand
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:48 PM
He tosses Sage a candy for being so good.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:49 PM
Yeah, that’s why I thought he was missing. I didn’t think he could walk, let alone climb ceilings so….
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:50 PM
Sage catches the candy in their mouth and chomps on it, shaking the wrapper in their teeth
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:51 PM
Oh wow he’s a feral little guy.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:51 PM
Wait wait wait, you thought Sage was missing? For real? You weren't joking about that?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:51 PM
I did and I thought I’d tell the truth because you deserved to know. OOOUGHHHHH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:52 PM
.... Joe I love you like a brother but if you ever nearly lose my baby again, we're gonna have words.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:52 PM
OOOUGHHHHH OOOUGHHHHH OOOUGHHHHH
19:53
I DIDN’T KNOW HE COULD WALK! ON CEILINGS!!!!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:53 PM
he shrieks GYAHAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:54 PM
But yeah he’s biting this new guy a lot now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:54 PM
Oh... good! That guy is an ass. If he asks you about King don't tell him anything!
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:55 PM
Sage laughs, kicking their widdle legs. They grab his arm with their paws and dig their claws into it
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:55 PM
he’s holding his hand and breathing heavily, the pain was ten times worse than usual
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:55 PM
HEY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KING :^]
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:56 PM
he snapped his head towards Frozen KING?? HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?? WHERE??
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:56 PM
Right! I won’t tell him shit. Frozen might though. Anyway, enjoy your party!
19:57
GET HIS ASS, SAGE!!!!
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:57 PM
Sage laughs, twisting their head in a 360 before jumping onto Scarton's leg and clinging with their claws
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:58 PM
he s reamed again, trying to kick his leg to shake off Sage GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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appleangel 18-Apr-22 07:58 PM
(*screamed)
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 07:58 PM
Sage laughs. Biting you biting you
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 07:59 PM
YEAH I REMEMBER A FEW THINGS BUT MY MEMORY IS HAZY... HMM...
19:59
MAYBE SOMETHING COULD JOG MY MEMORY
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 07:59 PM
Anyways! Have a great time Esau! I’ll take good care of Sage! GO FOR THE ANKLES!!!!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:03 PM
he’s wincing and screeching in pain I-I-I won’t p-put my feet on the damn table, n-now tell me!!!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:05 PM
OH YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU? YOU'RE BIDDING AGAINST [all the king's] WEALTH RIGHT NOW. I COULD TELL HIM ABOUT YOU AND HE WOULD GIVE ME A [pretty penny]
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 08:05 PM
Sage bites him again FUCK YOU!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:06 PM
How the fuck did yooOOOWWWWW!!! he screamed
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:06 PM
Good Sage : )
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 08:07 PM
Sage laughs H-Hooolleey sh- shh- Frozen! More giggles
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:07 PM
He said your name!! pogton pogton pogton
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:08 PM
* he’s gritting his teeth* FINE I GOT MONEY NOW TELL ME ABOUT KING!!!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:12 PM
PROVE IT
20:12
WHAT MONEY
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 08:13 PM
Sage claws their way up his body, sniffing him. Smells like meat and battery acid!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:13 PM
he’s wincing and breathing heavily G-Get this brat offa me an I’ll grab my c-cash out of my-my jacket!!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:14 PM
I dunno…. Sage is being pretty enriched right now….
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:18 PM
he’s hissing through his teeth It’s clawing my burned ski-skin with its n-nails….!!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:19 PM
I think this is a good reminder of your place in the pecking order :^]
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 08:19 PM
Sage laughed and and spun their head around again, hissing at Scarton
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:19 PM
Ohhh who’s a tough guy! It’s you!!!!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:26 PM
he’s wincing Get this… brat offa me….!!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:26 PM
COME ON, BEG
20:27
He turns the kettle on. It's been a while since he's been like this to someone. Feels good.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:28 PM
he’s trying to reach for Sage again I don’t beg!! I-I’m not pathetic!!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:30 PM
OH REALLY NOW? BECAUSE I SEE A LITTLE BOY READY TO CRY. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY: Please Austin, please save me from my damnation I beg of you. OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT I'M NOT PICKY.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:32 PM
Go on Sage. Go on and bite him some more. : )
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 08:33 PM
Sage is crawling all over his body, clinging to him like a koala and biting. His suit is ruined :3
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:37 PM
he’s got tears in his one not-damaged eye, screeching in pain
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:39 PM
:^3 HEY JOE WANT SOME TEA
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 08:40 PM
Okay this is getting boring, Sage climbs up to Scarton's head and starts kneading his head :3
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:41 PM
I sure do want some tea!
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:41 PM
Frozen brings the kettle over Scarton. SAGE IS DONE BUT I'M NOT.
20:41
I WOULD HATE TO DUMP THIS WATER ON YOU
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 08:47 PM
Sage turns into a loaf, and digs their claws into his scalp to anchor themselves for a nap 💤
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:51 PM
he sees the kettle and flinches, his damaged eye twitching Ngh!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:52 PM
Shhh… keep it down you two. He’s sleeping.
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Oh Jimmy Buffett we're really in it now BOT 18-Apr-22 08:55 PM
He drops back to a whisper. Alright alright. Now then, Spamton. Let's talk [business deals]. And you better really [sweet candies] talk it because we don't want to wake Sage, now do we?
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 08:57 PM
…. he squeezed his eyes shut and sighed Pl-please… I… I-I.. beg… of you…
pogton 2
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 08:59 PM
:^]
20:59
Mhm~?
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:00 PM
… h-help get this… kid offa me.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:01 PM
😊 Now that's what I like to hear. He goes in to scoop Sage off of his head.
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:03 PM
Sage wakes up and shakes their head Nuh uh!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:06 PM
he felt embarrassed that he had to say that
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:08 PM
Come on now, sweetie. Don't want to ruin your new toy do you? I would like to say with a 97 gets Sage off? Let's get you some chemicals to eat.
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:09 PM
Sage roars at him https://youtu.be/b8qZfRoL-qw
Faded Kitty
Subnautica - Sea Dragon sounds
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:10 PM
You're not getting any treats with that attitude and you know it! He holds up a jug of bleach. Look at this? Don't you want to try this?
OOOUGHHHHH 3
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:11 PM
Sage starts crying and kicking their little feet
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OOOUGHHHHH 3
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:15 PM
He puts a hand on Joe's shoulder, and leans in to whisper to him. We both know I'll turn Sage into a stain on the carpet if you don't get them under control. Can you take them outside to play, please?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:16 PM
Come on Sage! How about we go play outside for a bit? Does that sound fun?
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:16 PM
Sage sniffles, and lets Trashton take them in his arms, but not before grabbing Frozen and biting him with a smile. Enrichment!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:17 PM
That’s a good kid.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:17 PM
😊
21:18
OKAY @$$HOLE. YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT KING RIGHT? [Flash Player] SOME CASH.
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:19 PM
They let go and grin at him Frozen! Fuck!
pogton 5
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:19 PM
pogton
21:19
CAN"T WAIT FOR YOU TO SAY THE BIGGER SWEARS!!!!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:20 PM
He noogies Sage’s head softly. He’s learning quite a bit huh?
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:20 PM
Sage laughs boisterously
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:20 PM
he wondered who taught this baby to swear
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:21 PM
Now come on, let’s go outside!
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:21 PM
OH JOE BTW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SKATE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:21 PM
I dunno. I’ve never tried it, why?
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:23 PM
EH NEVERMIND. BUILDING AN ICE RINK AND I'D L1KE TO KN0W HOW MANY [first timers] I HAVE TO [deal] WITH
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:24 PM
Well I’d love to try it sometime!
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:25 PM
Sage climbs onto Trashton's shoulder and hisses at Scarton happily
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:26 PM
You're a real tough guy, aren't ya?
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:27 PM
he snarled at Sage
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Narrator BOT 18-Apr-22 09:29 PM
They roar at Scarton
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:29 PM
Alright, come on Sage. They're trying to have an adult talk. Let's go! He starts to leave the kitchen. See you guys later.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:31 PM
SEE YA!!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:32 PM
he lazily waved a hand at Trashton, then turned to Frozen as he reached into his coat to pull out a roll of cash Now… tell me about King.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:35 PM
He turns to Scarton and grabs the money, flipping through it. YEAH ALRIGHT. TAKE A SEAT. AND BEHAVE YOURSELF.
21:35
KING COMES BY OFTEN. SURPRISED YOU HAVEN"T [stumbled in] ON HIM YET.
21:35
PLAYERTON HAS AN INVITE TO HIS PLACE FROM WAY BACK.
21:36
AND HE CAN BRING A [+1]
21:37
HAD A MESSY [relationship status] THAT KING... REALLY GOING THROUGH IT.
21:37
CARES ABOUT HIS KID A LOT.
21:37
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, PAL.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:46 PM
his brow raised at the mention of an invite One of you got invited to his mansion, huh…?
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:48 PM
YEAH. THE [idiot] WAS BEING NICE DURING OUR LITTLE [party]. WINNER GOT A CHANCE TO GO. IT WAS A TIE, ACTUALLY.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 09:52 PM
he gets a dangerous grin on his face Is that so…?
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 09:54 PM
MHM. YOU COULD PROBABLY GO AS THE OTHER [winner winner chicken dinner] NOW THAT I THINK OF IT. SINCE I DOn"T THINK THE OTHER SPAMTON WILL BE TAKING THE [invitational].
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 10:07 PM
he’s taking this all in, this is perfect. The perfect opportunity. King was going to fucking get his. He was going to end him. He smiled That’s perfect.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 10:10 PM
GOING AS THAT OTHER PERSON THOUGH, WOULD [money back guarantee] YOU TO GET IN... PLAYERTON COULD ALWAYS SAY NO. SINCE YOU ARE A STRANGER.
22:10
BUT THIS ROLL IS LOOKING A BIT LIGHT FOR THAT SORT OF KNOWLEDGE
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 10:12 PM
he pulls out more money, not even complaining. This was opportunity knocking, he had to do this. He needed to know Here. Tell me more.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 10:15 PM
SO THE PERSON YOU CAN GO UNDER. THE OTHER WINNER, He flips through the other stack of money, IS KNOWN AS FROZEN. HE'LL LET YOU GO IN HIS PLACE, 100 PERCENT. Yes king will probably only let someone named Frozen in to get sweet sweet revenge but that's none of his business.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 10:29 PM
he narrowed his eyes, this sounded good but… there had to be something more to this. There always is What else would I need to do then? If I took his place?
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 10:32 PM
HONESTLY?? NOTHING. I MEAN ONCE YOU ARE THERE, YOu"RE THERE RIGHT?? MAYBE PUT SOME [makeup] ON OR SOMETHING IF YOU DOn"T WANT TO LOOK LIKE... YOU HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 10:56 PM
he chuckled darkly. This was going to be perfect. He was going to destroy the man that destroyed him This is going to be incredible… finally. I’ll give that bloated fucker his just desserts…
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 10:57 PM
NICE I LOVE REVENGE 👍 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO [do the do] TO HIM
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 11:01 PM
he clenched his fists Make him suffer… just like I did.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 11:02 PM
UH HUH. BUT LIKE. WHAT EXACTLY??
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 11:12 PM
he grinned darkly I’ll think of something…. Creative.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 11:12 PM
OK.
23:14
He gets up and starts doing the dishes. TORTURE OR KILLING??
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 11:15 PM
Both. But mostly the former. he lights himself a smoke
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 11:23 PM
MHM MHM. OK FAIR I GUESS. He adjusts his outfit a bit. He should... stop wearing it. WELL. UH. GOOD LUCK. HE'S A BIG GUY.
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 11:24 PM
he nodded Well, thanks for the intel. he grinned If all goes well, there might be some extra in it for you as a token of appreciation.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 11:26 PM
LOOK FORWARD TO IT THEN 👈 👈
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 11:44 PM
he flicks his ashes into his cup Well, I better go get some things together.
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got into some mens tits u wish u were me BOT 18-Apr-22 11:45 PM
SEE YA!! GOOD LUCK!!
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Scarton BOT 18-Apr-22 11:50 PM
he leaves the kitchen to go back upstairs
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didn't mean to moan like that my bad BOT 18-Apr-22 11:55 PM
He is normal and crawls out the window to start working on that rink.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 20-Apr-22 10:54 PM
spamstanding
22:55
He gets the popcorn ready, and sets aside extra butter to melt and put on it.
22:56
All done!!! This popcorn is going to be great. He pours it into a bowl and heads back over.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 12:01 AM
Damn I am in the kitchen too much. He grabs two bottles of beer and scuttles back.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 12:25 PM
After a good few hours working on the rink he is in here and has made some poutine for lunch because that shit is good and this is propaganda and you should all make poutine someday. He's also singing in here very quietly in case he needs to stop when someone walks in.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:16 PM
He walks in here in his pajamas GOOD MORNING! !
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:19 PM
Frozen immediately shuts up and nearly jumps. He turns and sees this. . . .
13:19
WHAT THE.
13:19
WHERE THE H3LL DID YOU FIND THAT SHIRT HM? JUST CURIOUS :^]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:21 PM
WASH MASHINE He walks up to the counter to make some coffee
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:22 PM
FUNNY H0W IT LOOKS LIKE IT DOESn"T FIT YOU.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:22 PM
IT'S [Cropped] HEIGHT OF FASHION
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:23 PM
YOU LOOK LIKE $!$!
13:23
🖕
13:23
WELL GUESS IT WOn"T FIT ME NOW
13:23
@$$HOLE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:23 PM
GOOD THING I'M USING IT TO [Honk shoo] THEN HEAHEHAHEHA OH WAIT IT'S YOURS?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:24 PM
YOU HAVE SEEN ME WEAR THAT BEFORE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:24 PM
DO YOU WANT IT [Back to basics]?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:24 PM
cringe
13:24
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:25 PM
YOUR FUNERAL He grabs a mug and sits down to drink it
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:26 PM
I THINK I AM [dodging a bullet] OR PERHAPS SEVERAL DISEASES BY NOT GETTING IT BACK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:28 PM
I WAS GONNA [Scrub a dub dub] IT FIRST
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 01:29 PM
🧍🏻
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:29 PM
I DOn"T TRUST YOU TO DO THAT CORRECTLY.
13:29
OH HEY SERA :^3
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 01:29 PM
Good afternoon
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:29 PM
HEY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 01:30 PM
HI
13:30
Sorry, wanted to yell
13:30
Don’t know what came over me
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:30 PM
I GET IT I LOVE YELLING
13:30
WANT SOME GRUB
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 01:30 PM
Oh I know
13:30
Yes
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:30 PM
OKAY. He slides a plate with those fucking good ass fries over oooo u want to make some at home.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:31 PM
I JUST MADE [[Cuofee]] TOO
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 01:33 PM
U got poutine money??? Anyway sera eating Oh shit really? Can I have some?
13:34
Also sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt your lover’s quarrel you two were having
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:34 PM
SURE He stands up and fixes Sera a mug because he's a nice friend <3
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:34 PM
Poutine is so cheap it is three easily accessible ingredients. HAHA VERY FUNNY. BUT I AM PISSED.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:35 PM
YOU CAN JUST [Buy now] ANOTHER ONE, SHUSH
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:35 PM
YEAH I KNOW
13:35
I LIKE BEING ANGRY
13:35
IT"S FUN
13:36
THAT WAS MY ONLY NORMAL SHIRT
13:36
SO SERA HOW ARE YOU
13:36
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 01:38 PM
He picks at the hem of the shirt and looks down at it YOU CALL THIS [Normal curve]? ?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 01:38 PM
YES
13:39
LOOK AT ME [left] NOW AND [compare and save] WHICH IS MORE [normalcore] HERE
13:40
SERA WHAT DO YOU THINK
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:07 PM
think of what
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:08 PM
WHICH OF US IS [Normaler]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:09 PM
Oh. Me. Next question.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:09 PM
wh
16:09
OK. IDIOT. WRONG ANSWER
16:09
HOW'S THE FOOD
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:09 PM
You’re idiot
16:09
It’s good
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:09 PM
I'M SO SMART
16:10
AND THANK YOU
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:10 PM
Stoopid
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:10 PM
I AGREE WITH [Seraphim]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:10 PM
THAt'S SO MATURE OF YOU
16:10
I HATE YOU
16:10
BOTH OF YOU SUCK
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:11 PM
Come on
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:11 PM
I WILL NO LONGER SERVE ANYONE HERE EDIBLE FOOD
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:11 PM
🥺
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:11 PM
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COOK FOR YOURSELF
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:11 PM
YOU CAUSED THIS [Onto oneself] BUDDY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:12 PM
🥺
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:12 PM
WE NEED TO GET YOU TO AN OLD AGE HOME
16:12
STOP WITH THE EYES
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:12 PM
🥺
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:12 PM
YOU LOOK UGLY STOP IT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:12 PM
HIS EYES ARE [Pwetty pwese] THO
16:13
YOU EVER [Peeped] THEM [Peepers]?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:13 PM
THEY ARE COOL I WILL ADMIT THAT MUCH
16:13
STILL UGLY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:13 PM
Ohhh you’re so sweet
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:13 PM
THANKS
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:13 PM
Frozen you look like a beef brisket I don’t wanna hear it
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:13 PM
I'M THE SWEETEST SPAMTON HERE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:14 PM
YOU'RE [Cold] BRISKET SORRY
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:14 PM
I AM GOING TO BURN THIS HOUSE DOWN
16:14
WE'RE ALL UGLY
16:14
THERE
16:14
PROBLEM SOLVED
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:14 PM
Not me though
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
YES YOU
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
I’m so cute
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
🤢
16:15
CUTE LILE ROADKILL
16:15
Like
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
Lile
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
FUCK YOU
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
LILE
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
Lile
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🖕
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:15 PM
☺️
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:16 PM
spamstanding
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:16 PM
LOOKS AREN'T [All the things] FROSTY
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:16 PM
YES IT IS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:16 PM
YOU THINK THIS He points at his disfigured face IS WHAT GETS [Benches]? ?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:17 PM
SOME PEOPLE LIKE UGLY. LIKE THOSE LITTLE RAT DOGS
16:17
THOSE WITH POOR TASTE I GUESS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:19 PM
LOTSA [Peepis] WITH POOR TASTE THEN HEAHEAHEAHEA
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:20 PM
LIKE A DISEASE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:20 PM
NO [Accountant] FOR TASTE AFTER ALL HEAHEAHEHA
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:21 PM
🤨
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:22 PM
HI SERA CAN I HELP YOU MY UGLY [little meow meow]????
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:30 PM
OH SAY OLD TIMER YOU WANT ANY OF THESE FRIES??
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:31 PM
Oh I want to throw something at you
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:31 PM
WELL DOn'T
16:31
AREN'T I ANNOYING ENOUGH FOR YOU???
16:31
YOU WANT ME TO BE WORSE???
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:32 PM
I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY [Offers available] THEM TO SERA HE'S THE [Ticking time bomb] HERE
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:32 PM
I MADE A LOT
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:33 PM
I think it’s funny
16:33
Honestly
16:33
You both are so fun to hang out with, gotta be honest
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:33 PM
I HOPE YOU CHOKE AND D1E
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:34 PM
IT'S A [Pleasure is all mine]! !
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:34 PM
YOU BOTH DRIVE ME TO DRINK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:34 PM
ALL I DID WAS [Show up] ON MY [Jammies] WHAT THE HELL
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:35 PM
YOU MEAN MY. I WILL [K word] YOU AND NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR BODY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:35 PM
IN, WHATEVER MAFA DOESN'T KNOW [Prepositions]
16:35
YOU ONLY W[h]ORE THIS [One time]
16:35
IT WAS [Unattended and vulnerable] IN THE WASHING MACHINE
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:35 PM
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW OFTEN I WEAR IT
16:36
THAT'S WHY IT WAS IN THE WASHING MACHINE. BECAUSE I WEAR IT.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:36 PM
AND YOU LEFT IT [Unaccompanied] SHOULDA WATCHED IT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:37 PM
YEAH I GUESS SO.
16:37
WHY DID YOU EVEN GRAB IT???
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:37 PM
Image attachment
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:37 PM
SHUT IT.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:37 PM
IT WAS THERE
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:37 PM
IT. DOES. NOT. FIT. YOU.
16:37
IT'S STRETCHED NOW.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:37 PM
IT'S A [Slay] CROP TOP
16:37
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:37 PM
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A KORN T-SHIRT
16:37
WHATEVER
16:38
WHAT THE [Frick] EVER.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:38 PM
AND NOW IT'S A [Corncob] CROP TOP (Say that fast three times) IT'S [Wonderful]! !
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:39 PM
CORNCOB CROP TOP CORNCOB CROP TOP CORNCOB CROP TOP YEAH THAT IS KINDA HARD
16:39
SERA YOU TRY
16:40
BET YOU CAN'T
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:42 PM
try what
16:42
?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:42 PM
SAY IT FAST A FEW TIMES
16:42
WERE YOU NOT LISTENING
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:47 PM
No I wasn’t listening honestly
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:48 PM
spamstanding
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:48 PM
[[Slay]]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:48 PM
OK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:48 PM
YOU CAN JUST [Say Anything] TO HIM LIKE THAT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:48 PM
ACTUALLY I SHOULD START DOING THAT. NOT LISTENING.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:50 PM
☺️
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
😊
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
He enters, he's still wearing a fucking cape like an extra in WWDITS Morning, folks.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
Hiii
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
HEY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
I actually have to go do something important today
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
OH?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
I just. Remembered
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
LIKE WHAT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 04:51 PM
Far out.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:52 PM
Ring
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:52 PM
HUH?
16:52
RING FOR WHAT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:52 PM
OH YOU KNOW
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:53 PM
????
16:53
NO?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:53 PM
YEAH YOU [I do]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 04:53 PM
:? He blinks a moment Ooooh.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:53 PM
I DO NOT WHAT DO YOU MEAN????
16:53
WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:53 PM
THEN YOU NEVER [I will] [:)]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 04:53 PM
He grins and pats Sera on the back Good luck, pal.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:53 PM
HOPE YOU FAIL IN YOUR ENDEAVOUR
16:54
WHATEVER IT MAY BE
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:54 PM
I won’t but thank you☺️
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:54 PM
OKAY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 04:56 PM
Okay goodbye slays see you soon
16:56
🦇
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:56 PM
BYE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:57 PM
SEE YA
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:57 PM
SO. He turns to the two. ANYONE GONNA FILL ME IN???
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:57 PM
NO [:)]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 04:57 PM
Making coffee Nope :3
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:57 PM
PLEASE
16:58
I SAID THE MAGIC GODDAMN WORD
16:58
OH CAN YOU PUT THE KETTLE ON ESAU
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:58 PM
[[Aw chucks]] JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE [Nice 😎] HE'S GOING OUT FOR GET THIS: [Holy matrimony] [Wings] I MEAN RINGS
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:58 PM
WH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 04:58 PM
He does so Yeah he's getting married dude.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:58 PM
WHY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 04:59 PM
WHY DO PEOPLE DO ANYTHING?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 04:59 PM
OH GOD DO WE HAVE TO SET UP A [stag and doe] PARTY???
16:59
WAIT SERA HAS MONEY
16:59
NEVERMIND
17:00
WEDDINGS ARE WHATEVER. SEEMS LIKE WORK.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:01 PM
DO YOU [Wants and needs] TO SET ONE UP? COULD BE [Funsies]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:01 PM
Weddings are fun! You can get so drunk and eat a shitload of cake and dance.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:01 PM
NONE OF THAY SOUNDS FUN ESAU
17:01
THAT
17:01
AND I MEAN NO IF IT'S NOT NEEDED THEN WHY BOTHER
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:01 PM
FROZEN, YOU THINK [Chess.com] IS FUN
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:01 PM
IT IS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:01 PM
Maybe not for you!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:02 PM
OKAY FAIR.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:02 PM
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE [In charge] OF WHAT'S FUN OR NOT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:02 PM
Only high-stakes chess is fun.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:02 PM
WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE WEDDING PARTY THEN ESAU
17:02
I AM
17:02
I LOVE TO OPEN WITH BONGCLOUD
17:02
FUN MOVE IN CHESS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:02 PM
IF YOU CAN'T [Strip out] FOR IT IF YOU LOSE HOW HIGH CAN THE [Steaks] BE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:03 PM
It's the kind of chess where someone might die!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:03 PM
HOW?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:04 PM
I don't know, all I know is that it's played behind a locked door and once time, my friend came out of it with a knife wound.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:05 PM
OH COOL
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:05 PM
NICE
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:06 PM
WE SHOULD ALL DO WHATEVER THAT IS ABOUT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:06 PM
Do you do speed chess? I think it has to be speed chess.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:07 PM
I CAN.
17:07
VIOLENT SPEED CHESS...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:07 PM
I DON'T [Carebear] ENOUGH BUT I DO LOVE SOME [Maiming]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:08 PM
From what I have gleaned you keep one hand free to make plays and hit the clock and the other hand has a knife...
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:08 PM
I'M MORE THE KIND TO SIT AND THINK. EVER PLAY THAT 5D CHESS GAME
17:08
BUT ANYTHING WITH A KNIFE MUST BE FUN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:14 PM
He pours some coffee for Skunkton How do you like your tea, Frozen?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:17 PM
He lifts his mug in a silent thank you
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:19 PM
OH HOWEVER YOU MAKE IT I'LL DRINK IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:21 PM
He makes him an assam tea steeped with a chopped vanilla bean to infuse the black tea with vanilla aroma and a hint of vanilla flavor. The house has these things because I said so. He froths the milk with the microwave and a whisk and adds a spoonful of honey. He strains the leaves and places the tea latte in front of Frozen
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:22 PM
OH HEY LIKE A LONDON FOG :^]
17:22
NICE!! THANK YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:23 PM
He shrugs and smiles Thanks, it's a blend I like. Creamy, slight honey and vanilla...
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:24 PM
I'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT SOME TIME
17:25
SEE IF I CAN MATCH YOUR SKILL
17:26
WHAT IS EVERYONE GETTING ANT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:32 PM
WHEN IS THAT?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:36 PM
UH 3RD
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:38 PM
I DUNNO I'M NOT GOOD AT [Grifting] PROBABLY A "SORRY I TRIED TO [Krill] YOU" CAKE OR SOMETHING
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:38 PM
WELL I AM GREAT AT IT
17:38
WE COULD ALL GO SHOPPING IF WE WANT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:39 PM
"IF WE WANT"? [ 🤨 ] SURE
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:40 PM
WHAT?? YEAH PLURAL.
17:40
I COULD JUST GO MYSELF THEN
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:40 PM
IT'S A WEIRD [Construction] I MEAN
17:40
NO I'LL [Come with]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:40 PM
WELL IT MATTERS WHAT THE COLLECTIVE THINKS RIGHT???
17:41
OKAY. COOL. WE'RE IN NO RUSH YET.
17:42
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS UP WITH SPENCE. SO I'M NOT SURE WHEN TO GET HIS STUFF
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:43 PM
I got Sera a pretty good gift, apparently? He liked it... I should see if I can make lightening strike twice with Anton, but... i'm not sure if we're friends?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:44 PM
WHAT DID YOU GET??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:49 PM
I got him these purple jade earrings that are popular in my world right now. Pricey but I really like Sera.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:51 PM
SERA HAS PIERCINGS??
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 21-Apr-22 05:52 PM
He rly likes u too man!!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:53 PM
Said he was gonna get them redone. I just kinda assumed he did because he's in a band. I'm usually not good at this kind of stuff.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:55 PM
I MEAN HE HAS EARS
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:55 PM
HUH. NEAT. WELL WOULD YOU WANT TO [come on down] WITH??
17:56
I FIGURED I WOULD SEE PIERCINGS ON THE EARS BY NOW IF HE WAS PIERCED
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 05:58 PM
Hm? Sure, i'll come with. I really have NO idea what Anton likes.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:59 PM
WE DON'T HANG OUT MUCH BUT I CAN GLEAN A FEW THINGS
17:59
WE'LL SETTLE ON A DATE LATER THEN
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 05:59 PM
I THINK HE LIKES [Vroom Vroom]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 05:59 PM
BINGO.
17:59
LOVE CARS
18:00
WHICH WILL MAKE IT EASY FOR ME
18:00
I MEAN. AS SPAMTONS. DON'T WE ALL LIKE CARS TO SOME EXTENT
18:00
I MISS DRIVING AROUND.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 06:01 PM
SAME I LIKE THEM [Theoretically] DON'T KNOW MUCH BAR THE [Sale specifics] LOVE DRIVING 'EM THOUGH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 06:02 PM
God, I miss a good convertible. Driving one of those babies was incredible.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:03 PM
I NEED TO GO AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES.
18:03
THE PROBLEM IS WHERE TO DRIVE AND HOW TO GET THE CAR
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 06:08 PM
Oh man, I remember driving recklessly. He smiles fondly
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:10 PM
WE SHOULD STREET RACE
18:10
HOW'S THAT FOR FUN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 06:14 PM
He slams down his mug and looks at Frozen Fucking million dollar idea there, Froz.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:16 PM
SURE IS!!! JUST GOTTA HAVE A [know your limit play within it] OR RULES OR SOMETHING SO I KNOW WHAT TO GET. Y"KNOW, SO YOU CAN [stand up comedy] A CHANCE AGAINST ME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 06:19 PM
Oh well we gotta have rules, that way you can't blame me when you lose and get pissed. He smiles
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 06:20 PM
WOULD LOVE TO [C] THAT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:28 PM
OH WE SHOULD GET YOU CHECKED OUT. YOU'RE DELUSIONAL, ESAU. YOU THINK I'LL LOSE?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 06:29 PM
Maybe.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 06:29 PM
20 [Kromer] HE WINS AND YOU [Munch] DIRT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:29 PM
WHAT TOO CHICKEN TO JOIN IN, SKUNK?? SLOW DRIVER??
18:29
AND JUST 20 KROMER THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A SOLID BET
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 06:30 PM
I LIKE [Gotta go fast] BUT NOT MUCH FOR [Race you there] THE WIND ON MY [Hairdo] IS ENOUGH
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:31 PM
SAD! ESAU TEACH YOUR 'DAD' TO APPRECIATE A GOOD RACE WILL YA??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 06:33 PM
Gotta side with Skunk on this one. Personally I can go either way but I never turn down a race opportunity.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:33 PM
OH YOU TWO ARE BORING I GET IT
18:34
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M THE YOUNGEST HERE. SOMETHING ABOUT MY YOUTHFULNESS.
18:34
I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN YOU TWO
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 06:36 PM
YOU'RE OLD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 06:37 PM
He chuckles Right, right.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:39 PM
STILL YOUNGER THAN YOU TWO.
18:39
:^]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 06:44 PM
AND [Grumpy boy]ER THAN BOTH OF US [sum()] HEAHEAHEHA
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 06:46 PM
AND THIS IS ME ON A GOOD DAY HEAHEAHEA
18:46
🖕
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 07:25 PM
CAN'T EVEN [Imagine that] WHAT YOU MUST BE [Likewise] ON A BAD DAY HEAHEHAHEA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 07:29 PM
He snickers Well this house has plenty of coat hooks if you get an attitude much worse than this.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:30 PM
I CAN GET DOWN THOSE.
19:30
YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 07:30 PM
You're right! It's not nearly high enough. I gotta hang you from the chimney.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:31 PM
AND HERE I DIDn'T THINK WE [want more cash now?] TO RAISE MY CHAMBER [kill streak] TO 2
19:32
OH WELL!!
19:32
YOU SHOULD ALL SEE ME WHEN I'M NICE :^]
19:32
VERY PLEASANT COMPANY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 07:32 PM
NAH I KNOW THAT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:33 PM
THE NICE CHARACTER ARC DOESN'T COUNT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 07:35 PM
I can't picture you being 'nice', Frozen.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:36 PM
WELL IF I WAS [Treat me niceys] YOU WOULD ALL [peep the horror] THAT SIDE OF ME
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s i g h t i n g 1997 21-Apr-22 07:40 PM
hey at least he has nice "assets" if you know what i mean right
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:40 PM
watch
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s i g h t i n g 1997 21-Apr-22 07:40 PM
🙂 call me.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:40 PM
GO BUG ANOTHER SPAMTON THERE ARE LIKE SO MANY HERE
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s i g h t i n g 1997 21-Apr-22 07:41 PM
okay but i wont u ur so find
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:41 PM
WAIT FOR 420 KROMER
19:41
eminem
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 07:41 PM
I THINK YOU CAN BE [Niceties] WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT SNOWFLAKE
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:41 PM
THANK YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 07:49 PM
Aw, look at you two, being besties.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 07:50 PM
:)
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:53 PM
cringe
19:53
VERY FUNNY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 07:54 PM
He laughs It's true! You two are like, best friends.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:56 PM
I HATE EVERYONE HERE AND I VERBALIZE THAT CONSTANTLY.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 07:56 PM
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT SERA IS MY [Bestie but a different word]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:56 PM
YEAH AND I HAVE FIORRE :^]
19:57
FIORE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 07:57 PM
Hmmmm... I see.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 07:57 PM
I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 07:57 PM
<:^]
19:58
NOPE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 07:58 PM
Definitely not.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 08:01 PM
SO ANYWAY ANY PLANS FOR [Nick @ Nite]?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:03 PM
I AM GOING TO DO [nothing] [nothing] [as far as the eye can see] AS I KNOW!!
20:03
MAYBE RINK STUFF BUT I'M TEXTING FIORE SOME STUFF ABOUT IT SO I WANT TO WAIT
20:06
[HBU]??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 08:08 PM
He shrugs Probably make some bread or something, hang out with Sage. Write a little.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:10 PM
WHAT [breed] OF [bread]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 08:10 PM
What kind do you want?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:10 PM
UH.
20:11
WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT, ESAU? I'M NOT PICKEY.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 08:18 PM
Maybe croissants.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:18 PM
OH NICE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 08:19 PM
I want to get Sage in on the baking process. I bet they would love kneading dough.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 08:21 PM
WOULDN'T THEY DROP [Fluff] ON IT THOUGH CUZ THEY'RE SO [Hairy]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:22 PM
YEAH NOT SURE HOW YOU WILL AVOID THAT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 08:24 PM
ISN'T THE HAIR SUPPOSED TO [Bald] OFF LIKE A WEEK AFTER THEY HATCH WELL TO BE [Fair and square] IT'S A DIFFERENT [Strain] SO WHO KNOWS HOW IT WORKS
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:28 PM
YOU PIPLE WERE FLUFFY??
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 08:29 PM
FOR A WEEK AS A BABY THEN IT [Peels off]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:30 PM
[WTF]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 08:59 PM
Nah, ours don't really molt? They start off with almost no feathers or fur and grow them over time. Sage is special.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 08:59 PM
WEIRD
21:00
YOU PIPLE ARE WEIRD
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Silvio G. BOT 21-Apr-22 09:00 PM
Wouldnt it be so fucked up if he was there rn behind frozen
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:00 PM
trolled
21:01
yes
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Silvio G. BOT 21-Apr-22 09:01 PM
Ahahaha
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:02 PM
I GET THE FEELING I AM CONSTANTLY BEING HAUNTED
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:08 PM
Far out.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:09 PM
NO NOT [far out]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:09 PM
Hey guys what’s up
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:09 PM
HEY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:09 PM
Hey Joe! Still in the modeling fit?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:10 PM
THESE PIPLE WERE CHI— YOU'RE MODELING??
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:10 PM
Yeah, I am… I totally forgot to take it off after coming back. You don’t think she’ll notice right?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:11 PM
LOOKING [Fly for a white guy] THERE TRASHY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:11 PM
Yeah we did a whole crazy photo shoot.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:11 PM
OH WOW
21:11
SOUNDS LIKE FUN
21:12
OUR LITTLE DRESS UP WAS FUN THAT ONE TIME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:12 PM
This chick from my City might be able to hook you up. Always looking for new faces.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:12 PM
AWESOME
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:12 PM
Yeah, you might enjoy it there!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:13 PM
WAIT I [forgor] I LOOK LIKE A [zebra] AND [Grey]
21:13
NEVERMIND
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:13 PM
You look... unique!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:14 PM
LISTEN BUB YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUGARCOAT IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:14 PM
Besides aren't you trying to pick up women or something?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:14 PM
YEAH BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT CONNECTS TO THIS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:17 PM
Saul modeled in my world now the ladies are losing their minds over him.
21:18
Silver foxes are in right now.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:18 PM
SO MY OUTFITS RIGHT NOW AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH HUH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:18 PM
DON'T [Forgor] THOUGH HE'S YOUNG
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:18 PM
YEAH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:18 PM
Oh you took that the bad way, huh.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:19 PM
[Amazon Prime] OF HIS LIFE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:19 PM
I had literal scars on my face and they still wanted pictures of me. I'm sure whatever you think about yourself, they'd still accept you.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:19 PM
HM. OKAY.
21:19
YEAH I'LL DO IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:20 PM
Lave is a sweet girl, she likes unique faces.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:20 PM
:^\
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:20 PM
PLUS THE [Zebra] LOOK ISN'T THAT BAD ON YOU I TOLD YOU
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:20 PM
SURE
21:21
IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE FACIAL HAIR
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:21 PM
YEAH
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:21 PM
YEAH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:23 PM
You don't have facial hair?! That's what I thought that was!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:24 PM
NO ITS A MARKING. GOES UP MY NECK FROM THE ARROW LIKE THING ON MY CHEST
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:25 PM
Could've fooled me!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:25 PM
GREAT.
21:25
AWESOME.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:26 PM
WISH I COULD [Possess] THAT UNFORTUNATELY I LACK THE [Follicles]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:27 PM
Well Hell. I think it looks okay.
21:28
Anyway want me to call her?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:29 PM
SAD! AND YEAH SURE??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:30 PM
He does, popping up a window. The heart shaped window forms with a dial tone
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:31 PM
Is standing there so cutely.
little 3
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 09:32 PM
She answers, clearly mid-shoot because she's wearing a leather corset in a fluffy bathrobe ESAU! Hiii!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:32 PM
WHAT DOES THAT EMOJI MEAN MAFA
21:32
AND GREEKS NOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:33 PM
Hey Lave! Got a new face for ya!
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94 dollar shipping fee 21-Apr-22 09:33 PM
Means this:
21:34
Sticker
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:34 PM
I NORMALLY DO NOT WEAR THIS SHIRT. THIS IS NOT FACIAL HAIR.
21:34
YES
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:34 PM
Pushes Frozen out of the wayI AM [Freemium] ON [Always]! !
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:34 PM
frozendown
21:34
spamstanding
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 09:35 PM
Awww! Look at you! I love the streak in your hair, I just had a guy with a hair streak!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:35 PM
OKAY ACTUALLY THIS WORKS OUT TAKE SKUNKTON AND I'LL HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:37 PM
THANK YOU I [Strangled] IT MYSELF! !
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 09:38 PM
Hmm, Esau which one of these guys is it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:38 PM
...You know I'm not sure anymore...
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:39 PM
YOU PICK. WHATEVER.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:40 PM
WHICH ONE OF US IS MORE [Picturesque]?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:41 PM
ME
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:41 PM
I'M ASKING THE [Photography producer] NOT YOU
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:41 PM
NO NEED TO ASK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:42 PM
[[It may surprise you]]! !
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:43 PM
NO. IT WOn'T. BECAUSE IT WILL BE ME.
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 09:45 PM
Are you family or something?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:45 PM
WHAT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:46 PM
NO BUT I CAN BE He winks at Lave
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:47 PM
cringe
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 09:47 PM
Just wondering. Anyway I like the that one. She points to Skunkton He's charming!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:47 PM
OK.
21:47
WELL I GUESS I'LL GO WATCH TV
21:47
BYE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:47 PM
Sorry Frozen! Next time!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME NOT [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 09:47 PM
🚶
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:48 PM
HEAHEHAEA THANK YOU [[Darling~]]
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 09:50 PM
You should come down! I'll give you a business card! A business card covered in hearts pops out of the window
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 09:53 PM
He takes the business card, looks at it and puts it in his mouth DOES THIS [Hunk a' junk] FAX BOTH WAYS? He produces a beat up, but otherwise dry and intact business card from between his teeth and lifts it, tilting his head to look at Esau, because he wants to give it to Lave
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 09:56 PM
Just stick it in the window.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:01 PM
He does so. It's a card from his big shot days, yellowed by time, the edges frayed, but still readable: SPAMTON G. SPAMTON Chief Executive Officer, BIG SHOT AUTOS & Highway Ventures, L.L.C. XXX-XXXX
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Narrator BOT 21-Apr-22 10:05 PM
The card dissolves into code and is sucked into the window. Lave looks it over
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 10:05 PM
Wow, CEO...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:06 PM
USED TO BE AT LEAST! ! NOW I'M IN [Forced Retirement]
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 10:09 PM
Very interesting! We used to have a Big Shot Autos too! You a Spamton?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:10 PM
IS THAT NOT CLEAR FROM THE [Fine print] YES! ALTHOUGH I HAVEN'T [[Letting the days go by]] THAT NAME FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 10:11 PM
I should make this a whole issue... the Spamton edition...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:12 PM
HELL YEAH
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 10:22 PM
Absolutely. You Spamtons are amazing. You take great photos!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:24 PM
I DO! I'M INCREDIBLY [Photo][Genetics]!
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Lave BOT 21-Apr-22 10:30 PM
Well I gotta go, bye cutie! She smiles and hangs up
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 10:30 PM
Complete disbelief ...Congrats dad?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:33 PM
HEAHEAHEA THANK YOU!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 10:34 PM
I mean. Fuck. That was somethin'.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:36 PM
watch
22:36
WHAT THE [Funk] IS HAPPENING OUT THERE IS THAT A [[Ring of Fire]]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 10:37 PM
Oh fuck...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:39 PM
HOLY [Sheet] THE [Lil guy] JUST WALKED INTO THE FIRE
pogton 1
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 10:40 PM
Frozen opens the window and climbs in. ANYONE GOT ANY HOTDOGS OR [marsh]???
22:40
OH ALSO I AM NOT CISHET NOW IF ANYONE CARES. 420 KROMER TO CHANGE ME BACK.
22:40
He starts ransacking the kitchen for goodies.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:41 PM
NO DON'T WORRY I'M IN THE [Bus]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 10:41 PM
Oh good lord.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 10:42 PM
YOU ALL WANNA COME OUT HERE AND SEE???
22:42
With an armful of snacks he climbs back out the window.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 10:43 PM
...Yes. let me just take this cape off. He does so and hangs it on a chair
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 10:43 PM
YEAH SURE I'M NOT [Occupied] He follows Frozen out through the window as well
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 10:43 PM
Not one to be left out he also climbs through the window
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:20 PM
the radio in the kitchen clicks on, playing an intermittent static tone. it's cutting in and out
👀 5
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:23 PM
He climbs in here ready to beat the living shit out of- oh there is no one here.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:23 PM
spamstanding
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:23 PM
JUST THE RADIO
23:23
I THINK IT"S HAUNTED
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:23 PM
the static stops
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:23 PM
He pokes his head in the window :?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:24 PM
SOMETIMES THE [Tune maker] COMES AT THE SAME TIME THE [Juicebox] GOD COMES SO I HAVE [[Extremely high]] HOPES FOR THIS
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:24 PM
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:24 PM
HEY ANYONE WANT TO START COOKING METH
23:24
OH??
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:24 PM
OH SWEET! [Horrors beyond YOUR comprehension] !!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:24 PM
I KNOW THAT [Voice]!
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:25 PM
OH SHIT REALLY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:25 PM
What in the world?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:25 PM
I SHOULD BREAK IT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:25 PM
NO WAIT
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:26 PM
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE NORMAL NOW
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:26 PM
NAH IT'S [Something else]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:26 PM
I AM
23:26
THIS THING IS BROKEN
23:26
THROW IT IN THE TRASH
23:26
OR TRY TO FIX IT I GUESS
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:26 PM
NO??? DON'T [Jumpscare] ANY SPAMTONS LIVING IN THE TRASH WITH IT???
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:27 PM
PIPLE ALREADY HAVE TO WIPE WITH THEIR HANDS I MIGHT AS WELL DO THIS TOO
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:27 PM
AREN'T YOU AN [[Engineer, that means I solve problems]]?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:27 PM
YEAH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:27 PM
FIX IT
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:27 PM
OK, THEN [Google: How to Fix a Radio] ???
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:27 PM
NO I"M NOT IN THE MOOD
23:28
IT"S HAUNTED
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CALL THE
23:28
UH
23:28
WHAT ARE THEY CALLED
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:28 PM
pogton
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:28 PM
JOEL
23:28
VARGSKELETHOR
23:28
CALL HIM
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQsDFxTSU4
Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams
[Vinesauce] Joel - Super Ghostbusters ( Full Album )
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:29 PM
MAYBE IT WANTS TO [Communicate]
23:29
MAYBE IT'S [Friends]!
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:29 PM
THAT DID NOT SOUND LI-
23:29
ACTUALLY
23:29
IT DID, DIDN"T IT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:29 PM
WHAT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:30 PM
WHAT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:30 PM
WHAT DID WHAT
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:30 PM
THE RADIO
23:30
COMMUNICATION
23:30
FREQUENCIES AND STUFF
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:31 PM
It's not a HAM radio, pal.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:31 PM
MAYBE NOT COMMUNICATION BUT
23:31
THAT WAS SOMETHING
23:31
WHAT PART OF HAUNTED RADIO DO YOU NOT GET, STUPID???
23:31
IT"S A SIREN ISN"T IT???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:32 PM
He shrugs Are there any ghost Spamton’s besides the one in the tv?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:32 PM
IF I DIED ONCE DO I COUNT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:33 PM
No. Cause I died once and I don't count.
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:33 PM
I MEAN I'D [Believe it or Don't] THAT THERE'S A GHOST SPAMTON.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:33 PM
WHAT IF IT WAS [Five] TIMES
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:35 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM OVER IT. I AM NORMAL. THIS WILL NOT AFFECT ME.
23:36
I THINK THAT WAS A BROKEN TORNADO SIREN
23:36
ANYWAYS
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:36 PM
IF YOU'RE A GHOST... UH... DO [Ghost Things]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:37 PM
OOOOOOOOO
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:37 PM
WOW SO SCARY I FEEL FAINT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:37 PM
Oh you're terrifying, Skunk.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:38 PM
Grabs a plate and throws it on the floor I'M A [Poltergheist] BABEY
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:38 PM
OK
23:38
ESAU DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:39 PM
Why me?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:40 PM
YOU CALL HIM DAD SO HE"S KIND OF YOUR [responsibilities]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:40 PM
OOOOOOOOOOO He pokes Frozen in the arm
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:40 PM
the static crackles loudly
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:40 PM
watch
23:41
Pokes back.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:41 PM
I mean I died once so maybe I'm a poltergeist too.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:41 PM
He immediately drops the bit, and looks at the radio expectantly He also pokes back
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:41 PM
Frozen picks up the radio and starts inspecting it.
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:41 PM
WOOOO!!! [Gost] SPAMTON
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:42 PM
void gunk starts to leak out of the speaker
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:42 PM
[Woah!] HOW NORMAL
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:42 PM
That looks like Cassius shit.
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:42 PM
OK WELL THAT"S NOT UNFAMILLIAR
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:43 PM
SO WE ALL AGREE THAT IT'S A GHOST THEN
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:43 PM
He starts fiddling with it.
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:43 PM
it is getting all over frozen's hands; it feels like static electricity
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:43 PM
AWESOME
23:44
THIS FEELS BAD
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:44 PM
the radio hums and vibrates
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:44 PM
IF I D1E I D1E
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:44 PM
WELL IT'S NOT THE [Doctor] BUT IT. SOUNDS [Familiar]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:45 PM
Frozen tries to pry open the back.
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:45 PM
the radio rattles and dissolves completely into void gunk, letting off zaps of static electricity as it does so
trolled 1
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:45 PM
OW
23:45
[$@#%] THAT HURTS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:46 PM
WELL I GUESS THAT'S [Settling] DON'T EAT THAT [Gunk] BY THE WAY IT GOES [Straight through]
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:46 PM
THE GHOST SPAMTON IS [Then Who Was Radio] ???
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:46 PM
I HOPE THIS GUNK WILL NOT AFFECT ME
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:46 PM
IT PROBABLY WILL
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:46 PM
WELL PLAN THE FUNERAL
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?????? BOT 21-Apr-22 11:46 PM
it seeps into frozen's skin. what effect it has is up to you
pogton 1
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:47 PM
Oh shit
23:47
I FEEL AWFUL.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:47 PM
YOU GOOD?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:48 PM
NOPE!!
23:48
WELL WHATEVER
23:48
I"LL GET OVER IT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:48 PM
NEED TO [Sit down] OR WHATEVER?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:48 PM
CAN"T BE THAT BAD WE GET RADIATION ALL THE TIME
23:48
NAH
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:50 PM
MAYBE IT'S LIKE [VENOM: Let there be Carnage].
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:51 PM
ALREADY HAD A VENOM MOMENCE DON"T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:51 PM
OH DANG
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:52 PM
OH YEAH I WAS THERE
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:53 PM
He gets over to the sink. I FEEL REALLY SICK. THIS NEVER HAPPENED TO SEB RIGHT???
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:57 PM
Shrug DON'T THINK SO
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:57 PM
You might need to find him and ask.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:57 PM
DID [Happenstance] TO ME ONCE KINDA
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:58 PM
OK WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:58 PM
PUKED ALSO [Redacted] VIOLENTLY THEN I GOT BETTER
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Playerton BOT 21-Apr-22 11:58 PM
MAN I WANNA TOUCH THE VOID NOW
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 21-Apr-22 11:58 PM
OH GREAT
23:58
I WILL NOT PUKE I AM BUILT DIFFERENT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 21-Apr-22 11:59 PM
AND ALSO SOMETIMES I GET, UH HOW DO I [Put it out] THIS I DON'T THINK [ possum ] IS ALL [Reflex] NOW
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Playerton BOT 22-Apr-22 12:00 AM
WOW!!!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 12:00 AM
YEAH IT'S KIND OF [Terrifying]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 22-Apr-22 12:01 AM
<I am not built different> OH SO NOW YOU- OH WAIT HOLD UP. He is just frozen next to the sink, staring down it, waiting.
00:02
WHERE IS SEB
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 12:02 AM
He's looking at Frozen eyeing the sink DON'T YOU THINK BATHROOM WOULD BE A [Best room] TO [Gutspill]?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 22-Apr-22 12:03 AM
MOVE? He shakes his head.
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Playerton BOT 22-Apr-22 12:04 AM
pogton
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 22-Apr-22 12:05 AM
GO TO BED OR SOME THING
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 12:06 AM
HUH? FROZEN?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 22-Apr-22 12:06 AM
HI
00:06
STOP LOOKING
00:07
SCRAM
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Playerton BOT 22-Apr-22 12:07 AM
I AM LOOKING
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 12:07 AM
DO YOU WANT [F1]?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 22-Apr-22 12:08 AM
🖕 NO I AM [sicko mode]
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 12:08 AM
skunkton gets a caprisun :)
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 12:09 AM
He grabs it mid air, but puts it on the counter, still looking at Frozen ARE YOU SURE? YOU DON'T LOOK [Scorching hot]
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 22-Apr-22 12:10 AM
I AM GOING TO GO TO MY ROOM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 12:10 AM
Mostly just watching cause I'm busy at work lol You sure you don't need assistance?
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[AMOGUS] MAKEOUT WITH ME TO MAKE ME [STR8] & [cistern] for $420 KROMER BOT 22-Apr-22 12:12 AM
He doesn't move or speak for a good bit. Eventually he hops off, but he buckles. He gets up and slowly makes his way to his room. NIGHT
00:13
🚶
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Playerton BOT 22-Apr-22 12:13 AM
OK PERISH I GUESS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 12:13 AM
I am worried about that guy. He hops in the window
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 12:14 AM
He stands still, watching Frozen, and when he leaves, he knows he shouldn't, but he walks behind. Just to make sure he wasn't gonna collapse in the middle of the stairs.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 12:54 AM
Shrugs and starts getting the stuff to make croissants
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 03:28 AM
It's been a while, and he's made so many croissants. He's been munching on them with coffee. He is content
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 05:04 AM
Well that's enough croissants. He decides to go to bed. He leaves
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 05:54 AM
Croissants. Nice. He grabs one and carries it in his mouth.
05:55
leaves
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:02 AM
walks in and tears the corner off of a croissant and hands it to Sage. HERE YA GO LIL BEEPER! EHA! LOVE SAYIN THAT!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:05 AM
He stands in the doorway, watching with a smile. His heart is fit to burst
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Narrator BOT 22-Apr-22 07:07 AM
Sage opens their mouth and grabs the bit of croissant, tearing it up happily
07:07
They chirp in delight Go-ver!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:12 AM
he pauses in the middle of chewing his own croissant, frozen for a long a few seconds… And then smiles wide at Sage as he starts to shed a few tears. YeA, THAT S ME,,
07:13
He Is overjoyed. He has never experienced anything like this. He clutches Sage tightly and trembles a bit. ( ᵒ̴̶̷ _ᵒ̴̶̷ )
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:15 AM
He comes over and hugs them both tightly, he's crying a little too God... just... ❤
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 07:16 AM
Sage purred, kneading him slightly in happiness as they were being hugged. The embrace is soft, they like it. Love!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:18 AM
YES! YES YES YES YES YES! LOVE!
07:18
he laughs.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:19 AM
He's sobbing like a baby, and squeezes them both tight
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 07:19 AM
Sage begins licking each of their faces affectionately, purring. They love both their dad's, so don't you dare hurt them.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:23 AM
He kisses Grover's head, and Sage's Mis hermosos corazones...❤
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:26 AM
IT S GIF TO BE BACK.
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Yarrow 22-Apr-22 07:26 AM
GOOD
07:26
it’s good
07:27
But saying gif is in character
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:28 AM
He pulls back and kisses Esau’s cheek.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:29 AM
He turns around and wipes his face
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:31 AM
I D WIPE YOUR TEARS FOR YOU IF MY ARMS WEREN T FULL!
07:34
looks at sage MY DEAR LITTLE FUZZBALL, YOU CAN ENACT SUCH CHANGE ON YOUR SURROUNDINGS WITH JUST YOUR WORDS!
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 07:35 AM
Sage tweets as they settle closer to Grover, purring. Go-veew!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:36 AM
crying, YUP! JUST LIKE THAT!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:38 AM
He looks back at them, and he's smiling You two are so perfect...
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 07:48 AM
Sage tweets, giving Grover a gentle kiss. They're just happy to see him again.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:54 AM
He heads to a chair with Sage and sits down, holding them laying on their back, curled against his chest
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:55 AM
He sits across from them, smiling warmly, like he's looking at the most precious thing in the world ... He sniffs a little again
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:55 AM
Now that Esau isn’t holding anyone, Grover takes a proper look at his outfit. What a cool, cool outfit. He looks so handsome in it. … it really leaves nothing to the imagination, does it? Grover is surprised that half the people in the house doesn’t have a crush on Esau.
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 07:55 AM
Sage grabs onto his shirt with their hands, staring up at him with their little beady eyes.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:57 AM
Whatcha staring at~?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:58 AM
UH, WHO ARE YOU ASKING? CUZ SAGE IS STARING AT ME AND I M STARING AT YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 07:58 AM
The one who talks in complete sentences~ He winks
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:01 AM
AH. WELL THEN. YOU, UH. YOU LOOK QUITE FETCHING. IN THAT OUTFIT.
08:01
He blushes
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:02 AM
You like the cape? It's my favorite.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:03 AM
THE SHIRT S MY FAVORITE! I MEAN. I LIKE THE CAPE TOO.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:04 AM
You need a cape~ Then you can sweep me off my feet~ not that you don't already~
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:06 AM
AW, BABE, EHA~ ^He blushes more.^
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:12 AM
Oh Grover my love, you make me swoon with your artistry and romance~ He pretends to swoon with his hand on his forehead, smiling. He's not making fun, he's genuinely trying to be sweet
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:16 AM
It works. He glows at the praise. Then he lifts a palm and blows a kiss to Esau, winking
08:18
CAN T HELP IT! YOU R E SUCH A CATCH, YOU SEE! NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THEE! he clears his throat. YOU. I MEAN YOU.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:19 AM
He is delighted Been hanging around Reuben a lot, huh?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:20 AM
cough YE<S
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:22 AM
He smiles sadly You guys are so cute... I feel like I'm missing out.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:30 AM
his expression gets serious I AM SO SORRY I MADE YOU FEEL THAT WAY. IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU? CAUSE, I MEAN, I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO GO ON A PROPER DATE WITH YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:35 AM
No, Grover, you didn't make me feel that way. I just wish I could be there with you two. Making art, enjoying your company... but I can't go to the Light World.
08:36
You two are so beautiful...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:42 AM
WELL, THAT S, GOSH, I CAN, WE CAN MAKE SOMETHING WORK! I COULD BRING REUBEN HERE! AND DON’T SELL Yo<URSELF SHORT! YOU R E [Beauty]FUL TOO! AND REUBEN IS VERY INTRIGUED BY THE DARK WORLD!
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 08:43 AM
Sage listens to their conversation. R... Reu...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:43 AM
!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:43 AM
!!!
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 08:44 AM
Reu... R-ru... Ruru!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:44 AM
AWWWW!!!
08:45
RURU! YES!
08:47
NO FLIPPIN WAY! THAT S WHAT LANCER CALLS HIM TOO!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:48 AM
Oh my god!!!?? That's amazing!
08:49
Sage you are so smart!!
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Sage BOT 22-Apr-22 08:51 AM
Sage tweets loudly. They wanna meet 'em! Ruru! Ruru!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:52 AM
Well now you have to bring him!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:52 AM
EHAHEHA! SEEMS SO!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 08:53 AM
We can all go out!
08:54
I want to go out with just you, of course, I owe you a visit to my city, but he can come on one too one day! We can even be Sage! We'll be like... like a family!
08:54
(bring*)
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:02 AM
O-OH! OH, YA L L DON T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME! I MEAN, I KNOW I D ENJOY IT, BUT,… YKNOW WHAT? A FAMILY DAY SOUNDS PERFECT. I’M ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU AND REUBEN WILL GET ALONG GREAT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:06 AM
He grins broadly I'm very excited to meet him.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:13 AM
He smiles, almost mischievously, mentally planning Reuben’s visit. This place is gonna blow his mind. OH, REUBEN S GONNA LOVE IT HERE.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:14 AM
I can show him Neo! I showed Sage Neo while you were gone and they loved it!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:16 AM
YES! GO FOR IT! AND, OH, THAT S PRECIOUS! He pets the top of sage’s head. OH, YOU R E GONNA HAVE COOL MONSTER POWERS LIKE YOUR DAD SOMEDAY!
09:17
ALRIGHT. WELL. I KNOW SAGE JUST WOKE UP, BUT I VE BEEN UP FOR LIKE… TWO DAYS… I GOTTA SLEEP.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:17 AM
He reaeches down and takes them, smiling They have monster powers now! You should see them climb on the ceiling!
09:18
He kisses him on the forehead Get some rest, Corazón mío~
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:20 AM
OH THATS SO NEAT!! AHA!
09:21
He gets up and kisses esau. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. BORH PARTS OF MY LIFE ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:22 AM
He smiles Well, you deserve the world.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 22-Apr-22 09:23 AM
AWW~ YOU TOO, MI ALMA~
09:24
SO PROUD OF YOU, SAGE! He kisses sage’s forehead and leaves the room.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 05:36 PM
spamstanding
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Anton BOT 22-Apr-22 06:03 PM
He just comes here, pours a large mug of coffee and is ready to walk back upstairs. It's way too early(?) to socialize, then he hears Frozen's comment and peeks his head out there
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:35 PM
spamstanding possum
18:35
ALRIGHT [Friend Request Accepted] DO YOU LIKE [Crackerjack] OR ARE YOU MORE OF A [Cat kibble] GIRL
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:35 PM
Shes a “going home” kinda girl
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:36 PM
SHE'S WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO BE
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:36 PM
possum 🥚
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:36 PM
WHAT'S THAT?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:36 PM
Listen if human Seb and my Seb fistfight over her I’m going to have a heart attack Hi sweetheart you’re so cute
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:38 PM
YOU LIKE [Eggsistential crisis]? ? I MEAN THEY CAN [Shared custody]! He's still got her on top of his hair. It's fluffy and volumous enough to serve as a small nest, and is kinda going all over the place as she settles in there. He walks towards the fridge and grabs an egg carton
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:38 PM
she is clicking so cutely as she sees the eggs
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:40 PM
He lowers his head so she can hop down on the counter and not make a mess on him GO ON DOWN [Attagirl] YOU LIKE THEM [Runny] OR [Detective]? ?
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:41 PM
she shuffles off and towards the egg before picking one up in her jaw and cromching down on it
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:41 PM
Ohhh you’re so cuteeee
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:41 PM
GOOD GIRL! SERA DO YOU WANT ONE [Eggy]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:42 PM
Nah I’m ok, ate already ~
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:42 PM
she eats one more before jumping into sera's hair
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:42 PM
AIGHT He takes the opportunity to get some boiled eggs done for himself
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:42 PM
Comfy? I’m so sorry but we have to get you back to papa soon...
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:43 PM
she clicks and makes a small whine
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 22-Apr-22 06:44 PM
YOU CAN [Pay a visit] LATER I'LL SHOW YOU ALL THE [Trash hunting] SPOTS
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:44 PM
she climbs to the top of sera's head and makes a happy little grumble
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:45 PM
Yesssss if you’re good now, you can come back later for longer, okay?
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:46 PM
she clicks, kneading sera's scalp
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:47 PM
🥺
18:47
Shes so cute...
18:47
Ohh Kromer you’re so cute, be a good girl, stay hidden in my hair?
18:48
and you’ll get to stay longer next time, okay? Two clicks for yes, one for no
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?????? BOT 22-Apr-22 06:48 PM
she sinks in, snout poking out and clicks twice
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 22-Apr-22 06:48 PM
brb
18:48
🦇
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:59 AM
It's time to make scotch eggs hell yeah He starts boiling eggs
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:59 AM
he starts getting the scotch
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ITS KROMER BOT 23-Apr-22 03:59 AM
she hops off esau's head and curls up on the tabletop
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:00 AM
He sees Kromer, then gets three glasses. He fills one with apple juice and puts it on the table for her
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ITS KROMER BOT 23-Apr-22 04:04 AM
she starts slurpin that shit!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:04 AM
While the eggs are boiling He gets the sausage and breadcrumbs This is classic bar food.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:05 AM
He watches her slurp and smiles, putting some ice in the other two glasses, then filling each with a verrry generous amount of scotch. He puts one next to Esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:10 AM
Oh thanks buddy. He takes a sip before he starts opening eggs under the faucet. He starts singing a little as he works Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming round... Turn around... Every now and then I get a little bit tired Of listening to the sound of my tears...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:14 AM
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit nervous That the best of all the years have gone by~
04:14
he smiles, taking a big sip himself
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:17 AM
He looks over his shoulder and grins Turn around~ Every now and then I get a little bit terrified And then I see the look in your eyes...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:22 AM
he grabs a spoon and uses it like a mic TURRRN AROUND, BRIGHT EEEEYEEESSS every now and then I fall apart!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:23 AM
TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES!! EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:30 AM
he starts overdramatically running his hand through his hair and shimmying slightly, he smiles, still singing into the wooden spoon Turn around! Every now and then I get a little bit restless And I dream of something wild Turn around! Every now and then I get a little bit helpless And I'm lying like a child in your arms Turn aroooound! Every now and then I get a little bit angry And I know I've got to get out and cry~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:31 AM
He continues cooking, throwing his head back dramatically Turn around! Every now and then I get a little bit terrified But then I see the look in your eyes Turn around, bright eyes!! Every now and then I fall apart Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right 'Cause we'll never be wrong!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:36 AM
Together we can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:39 AM
He downs his drink in one go Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:40 AM
he takes it as a challenge and knocks his drink back too Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:48 AM
He drops an egg in the frier and turns to Saul with a smirk Turn around... Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy You always wanted to be... Turn around! But every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy Who wanted me the way that I am!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:53 AM
He gets the scotch, pouring them each another glass and presenting them with a spin Turn around Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe As magical and wondrous as you Turn around Every now and then I know there's nothing any better There's nothing that I just wouldn't do Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall aparrrrt~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:56 AM
He takes it and shoots it down, matching him with a spin Turn around bright eyes! Every now and then I fall apart Turn around, bright eyes! Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right 'Cause we'll never be wrong! TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE IT 'TILL THE END OF THE LINE! YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A SHADOW ON ME ALL THE TIME-!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:00 AM
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight FOREVER'S GUNNA START TONIGHT Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart Turn around, bright eyes Turn around, bright eyes Turn around Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy You always wanted to be Turnaround But every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy Who wanted me the way that I am Turn around Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe As magical and wondrous as you Turn around Every now and then I know there's nothing any better There's nothing that I just wouldn't do
05:01
he shoots his down, wobbling over and spinning Esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:08 AM
He is spun, he laughs drunkenly, barely getting the egg out of the frier Turn around, bright eyes! EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART! Turn around, bright eyes! Every now and then I fall apart! And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever! And if you only hold me tight! We'll be holding on forever! And we'll only be making it right 'Cause we'll never be wrong! He grabs Saul by the shoulders Together we can take it to the end of the line! Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time! ALL THE TIME!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:15 AM
he grabs Esau back I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love Now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say... he does a dramatic fist pump
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:16 AM
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:18 AM
YEAAAAHHH!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:19 AM
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYYYYYES! He laughs wildly
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:19 AM
Yooooou're the best singer, Esau. Ehaha~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:21 AM
No, no- nononono you are the best singer, Saul~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:21 AM
Naaahhhhhh you're jus too nice...Ehahhahhh... he wobbles over to the table, sitting down his his head in his arms...and starts falling asleep
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:22 AM
Saaaauuul I made dinner don't fall asleep on meeee... He goes back to cooking, luckily he's good at cooking drunk
05:24
After some time he places a plate of scotch eggs on the table and eats, putting one on a plate for Kromer Well. Just you and me pal.
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ITS KROMER BOT 23-Apr-22 05:38 AM
she devours the egg and then hops off the table, heading back to the attic
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:40 AM
He laughs and pours himself more scotch Go! Be free!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 05:56 AM
Eventually he gets up and heads out with a plate of food
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:02 PM
he slowly wakes up…sheesh, when did he become such a lightweight? He sees the plate of now cold scotch eggs and devours a few
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:23 PM
Frozen climbs in with a chainsaw. Hi :^]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:25 PM
Hiya! Nice chainsaw. Want an egg? But there’s only one left… lightbulb moment …I just had the greatest idea… he pushes the plate over you could cut it in half with your chainsaw!
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:26 PM
OKAY!!! He revs up the chainsaw and gently lowers it to the egg. This will end bad and he can't wait.
13:27
The egg goes everywhere, and the plate is in a million pieces.
13:27
I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:29 PM
there is egg all over his face and it’s a miracle he wasn’t hit by any of the plate shards Ehahaha! Oopsie… he licks his cheeks Why is it every time I have a great idea, stuff explodes or catches on fire?
spampoint 6
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:30 PM
I LIKE YOUR IDEAS
13:30
BECAUSE THEY END WITH FIRE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:32 PM
Ehahaha! I mean fire is pretty cool! he gets up and there’s a Saul shaped silhouette of egg splatter on the wall behind him …huh. Like modern art or somethin.
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:33 PM
ALL THE MORE REASON TO NOT CLEAN UP!!
13:33
HEY SAUL WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL???
13:34
He climbs up on the table, eager to do whatever.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:35 PM
Heck yeah! he also climbs up on the table
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 01:36 PM
spamstanding
13:36
WHAT THE [Funk] ARE YOU TWO DOING
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:37 PM
WATCH THIS!!! He takes off his shirt and slowly brings the chainsaw to his chest. :^]
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?឵ BOT 23-Apr-22 01:38 PM
bye lol
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:38 PM
Then, after a second, he shoves the thing into his tits, never to be seen again.
13:39
He puts the shirt back on.
13:40
[.magik]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:41 PM
his jaw drops Holy cannoli how did ya do that?! Can ya teach me?!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 01:42 PM
He is flabbergasted . . . . . DAMN
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:43 PM
he starts removing his shirt
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:43 PM
JUST GOTTA GET [ nickelodian slime] ON YOU AND DIE MAYBE
13:43
WELL THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
13:43
THE DYING WAS MY FAULT
13:44
SAUL MAYBE YOU SHOULD START WITH NOT A CHAINSAW THOUGH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 01:44 PM
I THINK I NEED A [Second]
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:44 PM
? OK
13:45
I CAN PULL STUFF OUT TOO!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:45 PM
He pouts. Standing on the table. Shirtless. Yeah…dying isn’t on my schedule of cool things ta do before I die.
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:45 PM
IT SHOULD BE
13:46
He holds the bottom of his shit with his chin and jams his hand in there. Then he pulls out a switchblade.
13:46
TA-DA!!!
13:46
SAUL MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A BIT EASIER TO TRY?? JUST START WITH A NAPKIN OR SOMETHING
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 01:46 PM
HOLY SMOKES
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:48 PM
IT'S NOT JUST THE ARROW THING ON MY CHEST ITS ANY [Blackberry Phone] SPOT BUT THAT'S SECOND LARGEST SPOT SO IT MAKES IT EASY.
13:48
He then pulls a pencil out of the palm of his hand.
13:48
I THINK THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS [TBH] BUT FOR NOW I WILL DO IT WITH RECKLESS ABANDON
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 01:48 PM
WHAT A TALENT TO HAVE THE [Applications] ARE ENDLESS
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:50 PM
Aw I’m sure it’s fine! I’ve never heard of anyone dying from pulling a chainsaw out of their chest hole!
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:50 PM
YEAH NOW I JUST THINK OF MY [toolbox for sale] AND IT MAKES THINGS SO MUCH EASIER FOR [construction]
13:50
DON'T WORRY SAUL I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM :^]
13:50
OH SAUL I GOT IT!! SEE IF YOU CAN HOLD A PENCIL BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS :^]
13:50
BABY STEPS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 01:52 PM
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A BIT [Daylight] FOR THIS
13:52
I JUST WOKE UP
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:52 PM
That makes…so much sense! Thanks buddy! he takes the pencil and puts it between his spiddies, then presses his arms together a little. He holds it easily. Is it working?
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:53 PM
EARLY FOR WHAT??
13:53
YEAH
13:53
I THINK SO
13:53
SHOULD WE GO BIGGER??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 01:54 PM
Heck yeah! Chainsaw next?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 01:55 PM
YEAH SURE
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 01:55 PM
PFFFFT
13:55
WELL IF YOU BOTH INSIST!!
13:56
He pulls out the chainsaw again, and makes sure it's off. He then presses the blade between Saul's spiddies. OK IT'S IN PLACE.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:02 PM
Nice! Let’s do this! HUUUURRRGGHHH it…actually holds for a few seconds. Before falling and crashing into the table.
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:03 PM
HEY GOOD JOB!!!
14:03
WITH A BIT OF PRACTICE YOU'LL GET IT!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:05 PM
Nice!! I’ll try ta keep practicing and workin out and stuff!
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:09 PM
HIT ME UP WHEN YOU NEED THE SAW AGAIN
14:10
WELL THERE GOES MY HALF AN EGG FOR LUNCH.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:11 PM
It’s alright, I’m pretty sure there’s still half a jar of peanut butter!
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:12 PM
:^[
14:12
YOU CAN HAVE THAT, BUDDY
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:13 PM
I mean, we could try ta like…cool somethin
14:13
*cook
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 02:14 PM
GOOD LORD YOU'RE GOING TO [Fire] THE HOUSE DOWN LET ME DO IT WHAT DO YOU WANT
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:16 PM
WHAT SUDDENLY MY COOKING ISN"T GOOD NOW??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:16 PM
Hmmmmm how abooooout…eggs benny dinct?
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:16 PM
Saul
14:16
YOU GET ME
14:16
THAT'S GOOD STUFF
14:17
SAUL WE GOTTA COOK TOGETHER SOME TIME
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:18 PM
Heck yeah! No time like the present! Cmon Stripes what’s the worst that could happen? I mean this kitchens been on fire plenty of times before.
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:18 PM
COMPROMISE
14:19
HE MAKES THE EGG STUFF WE WILL
14:19
HM
14:19
MAKE OTHER STUFF TO GO WITH
14:19
[IDK] WHAT. ANY IDEAS??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:19 PM
We could make…juice?
14:20
But like, not boring juice.
14:20
Cool juice
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:20 PM
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. WHAT GOES IN IT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 02:23 PM
BEETLE JUICE
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:23 PM
WHAT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 02:23 PM
OK FINE I'LL MAKE [Eggys] YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:23 PM
OKAY THANK YOU :^]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:23 PM
…Cool stuff cool stuff…
14:25
he opens the cupboard Cool ranch chips! There’s literally cool in the title!
14:25
he gets the blender and puts half the bag in What else?
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:27 PM
HOT DOGS ARE COOL
14:27
NOTHING BEATS GOING TO A RACE AND BUYING A HOTDOG ON A BUN
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:28 PM
Super cool! he takes frozen hot dogs out of the freezer and dumps them in
14:28
Oh yeah! Gotta have the buns too
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:32 PM
AND [condimence]
14:32
AND SOME ICE. BECAUSE ICE IS COOL :^3
14:33
YOU KNOW WHAT. I THINK IT MIGHT BE A BIT MUCH FOR NY TINY BODY BUT I THINK THIS DRINK WILL DO WONDERS FOR YOU
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:33 PM
Yeah! Could use more ranch, since ranch is cool. Chips say so and chips don't lie!
14:34
he puts in a whole bunch of ranch, then some ice, ketchup, mustard Aww, 'cmon Icee, you're never gunna get big and strong if ya don't drink your cool juice!
14:35
also the buns whoopsie
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:42 PM
BUT YOU NEED IT MORE!! FOR YOUR TIT TRAINING!!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:45 PM
Do ya think it’ll help? Really? Did ya drink cool juice ta make your chest thingy work?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 02:49 PM
YOU TWO ARE [Facsimile] [Titilating] TO WATCH
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:51 PM
I THINK THEY HAVE COOKIES FOR THAT ACTUALLY
14:51
THANKS I LOVE TO DO THINGS AND MAKE OTHERS SUFFER
14:52
HAVE YOU HAD COOL JUICE BEFORE SAUL
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:53 PM
Cookies? I like cookies…and no I’ve never had cool juice before! he turns on the blender…it bumps up and down as it chews everything by up into a brown mush
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 02:57 PM
WONDERFUL.
14:58
NOW, YOU'RE THE CHEF!! DRINK UP
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 02:59 PM
Heck yeah! he gets out a cup and tilts the blender to try and pour it…it slops into the cup
15:03
he slowly brings the cup to his lips…he hesitates for a moment…
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:04 PM
:^]
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?឵ BOT 23-Apr-22 03:07 PM
cringe
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:09 PM
…he tilts the cup…it slowly slides down. The puts the cup down, his mouth full, he struggles for a moment, then bangs his hand on the table as he swallows it UOoghhhh
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:16 PM
HOW IS IT, CHAMP?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:17 PM
It’s…cool…hurgh…
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:22 PM
COOL?? THEN DRINK THE REST.
15:22
YOU LOOK COOLER ALREADY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:22 PM
He's wordlessly making eggs benedict
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:23 PM
WANT SOME OF OUR COOL JUICE, SKUNKTON??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:24 PM
he somehow drinks the rest of the cup…he looks positively green now Cool…urp…
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:25 PM
GOOD LAD He slaps Saul's back in congrats.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:26 PM
NO I'M [Goodie]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:26 PM
he covers his mouth with his hand as he’s slapped on the back HHRRK…
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:27 PM
:^] SAUL YOU ARE SO COOL....
15:27
ARE YOU READY FOR THE EGGS AFTER???
15:28
THEY LOOK FILLING
15:28
VERY YUMMY
15:28
AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THROW UP, ARE YOU??
15:28
THAT WOULD NOT BE COOL
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:29 PM
Th-thanks…I know I’m cool… he’s curled up over the table
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:30 PM
[Spit] IT OUT, BOY He plates the eggs as he speaks BUT DO IT IN THE [Wash] [House]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 03:32 PM
he gets up Yeah…I’m jus…gunna visit Voidy…and not throw up because that’s not what I’m going to do… he steps out of the room trying not to look like he’s in a hurry
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:33 PM
He oh so cutely puts eggs in front of Frozen at the table and sits down to eat his own
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:34 PM
:^] WELL THAT WAS FUN!!
15:35
HE IS GOING TO GET HIMSELF KILLED SOMEDAY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:36 PM
OH YEAH He takes a sip of coffee AT LEAST IT'S GONNA BE [Extra funny] WHEN IT HAPPENS EHAHEHAHA
squeeze 2
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:37 PM
EXACTLY!!!
15:39
AND I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD HAVE WANTED EGGS ANYWAYS
15:39
SO! HOW ARE THINGS???
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:41 PM
SLEPT IN COUCH I THINK A [possum] JUMPED ON ME BUT I DON'T [Rember] I WAS A BIT [Honk shoo] THEN
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:42 PM
OK
15:42
He goes and scarfs down the food. He hasn't eaten since before he was sick.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:42 PM
YOU?
15:43
SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE [Recovery mode]
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:45 PM
FUNNY STORY
15:46
BUT THE SHORT OF IT IS YEAH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:46 PM
AND THE [Long path] IS?
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:49 PM
WELL. I FROZE UP. LIKE MY SYSTEM WAS GETTING. [[BAD.]] SO I FIGURED I WOULD TRY AND FIX IT. WELL IT WAS VOID GUNK RIGHT? SO I WENT TO THE WASHROOM. I PULLED OPEN MY BODY PANEL AND LET THE GUNK GO OUT. I ALSO FUCKED UP AND KNOCKED A WIRE OUT OF PLACE AND UH. [disconnect lifesupport]. BUT SEB FOUND ME AND HELPED ME :^]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:50 PM
UH-HUH
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:50 PM
IT WAS EXCRUCIATING BUT I'M BETTER NOW
15:51
SO. UH. He goes up and turns the kettle on.
15:51
YEAH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:51 PM
GOOD THAT YOU'RE [Alive]!
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:53 PM
YUP
15:54
I WOULD HATE TO D1E IN A WASHROOM
15:54
MORE OF A SIDE OF THE ROAD KIND OF GUY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:55 PM
YOU DO LOOK LIKE [Roadkill] HEAHEHAHEAHEHA
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 03:57 PM
GOT THE TIRE MARKS!!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 03:58 PM
He laughs even more at that and continues eating
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 04:04 PM
He grabs his tea and sits back down. Just vibing.
16:05
I AM GOING TO MAKE SAUL CLEAN THIS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:05 PM
He enters with Sage, who's looking around curiously, and who waves at Skunkton Hey guys- whoa what the hell happened in here?
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 04:05 PM
SAUL HAPPENED
16:05
HE WANTED ME TO CUT AN EGG
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:05 PM
he enters I happened!
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 04:06 PM
YOU SURE DID PAL!! AND YOU WERE SO COOL
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:06 PM
Awww shucks thanks
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 04:06 PM
He wiggles his fingers at Sage in response, but is otherwise occupied grossly eating a plate of eggs
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:07 PM
...Honestly I think i've had enough eggs for a while. They were good though. He pours some cereal for him and Sage, sits the baby on the table and pantomimes how to eat it
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Narrator BOT 23-Apr-22 04:08 PM
Sage catches on quick, holding their spoon in their fist and munching so cutely
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 04:08 PM
TRY DRYWALL YET??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:08 PM
My baby is not eating drywall.
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 04:09 PM
THAT YOU KNOW OF
16:09
SEVERAL SPAMTONS EAT DRYWALL HERE
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:09 PM
I dunno, I like eggs a lot! Scrambled, poached, fried, blended, baked, aerated…
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 04:10 PM
I SNORT IT SOMETIMES
16:10
NOT GOOD, [Btw]
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 04:11 PM
THAT'S AWESOME SAUL. . . HOW MANY EGGS CAN YOU EAT IN ONE SITTING? ALSO SKUNKTON YOU SHOULD SNORT MORE DRYWALL.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:11 PM
Skunk, don't snort drywall.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 04:11 PM
MAYBE [Latte]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:12 PM
I dunno, I haven’t tried eating that many eggs sitting down before.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:12 PM
Sighs heavily, then gets up and pours himself some coffee Don't bite off more than you can chew, Saul, it's not a contest.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:13 PM
But I can chew eggs?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:14 PM
It's an expression.
16:14
Anyway if you like eggs that much I can pickle some for you.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:15 PM
Ohhhh right. Yeah! I like pickles and I like eggs…so that checks out!
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ITS KROMER BOT 23-Apr-22 04:16 PM
possum
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 04:17 PM
POSSUM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:17 PM
KROMER!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:17 PM
Oh hiya lil lady! Good mornin!
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ITS KROMER BOT 23-Apr-22 04:17 PM
she hops up on skunktons head and clicks at everyone, yawning
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Sage BOT 23-Apr-22 04:17 PM
Sage yawns and wakes up in Esau's arms. Kromer???
16:18
Where?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 04:18 PM
He raises his hands to pet her HEY GIRL
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Sage BOT 23-Apr-22 04:18 PM
They squeak. Kromer where? Snack time?
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I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot BOT 23-Apr-22 04:18 PM
OK WELL I AM GOING TO GO WORK ON THE RINK BYE He climbs out the window.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:18 PM
He holds up Sage Sage look! This is our friend Kromer! She's a possum! Not food!
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Sage BOT 23-Apr-22 04:18 PM
Sage ponders the possum. If not snack why named so tasty?
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ITS KROMER BOT 23-Apr-22 04:18 PM
she hears frozen's voice and immediately locks onto him
16:19
👁️👁️
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Sage BOT 23-Apr-22 04:19 PM
They click their teeth together. Kromer!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 04:19 PM
SHE'S [Docile] AND NOT RABID
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ITS KROMER BOT 23-Apr-22 04:19 PM
she hisses and launches herself out the window towards frozen
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:19 PM
Ok bye!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 23-Apr-22 04:20 PM
SPOKE TOO SOON [Scusami]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:20 PM
Oh well! He sips his coffee and smiles at Sage Hey Sage you wanna to see Neo?
16:20
(*go)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:20 PM
Can I see too?!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:21 PM
Of course you can see it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:23 PM
Niceee fist pumps
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Sage BOT 23-Apr-22 04:23 PM
YES! YES! NEO!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:24 PM
AAAAA THAT'S ALMOST A FULL SENTENCE! He hugs them so tight
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:24 PM
Awww! You’re growin up so fast! he tickles their chin
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:26 PM
Come on, babies! He tucks Sage against his chest and climbs out the window to the void
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Saul G Spamton BOT 23-Apr-22 04:26 PM
Woohoo! he climbs out the window…struggling for a moment…ok he’s good
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 01:35 PM
spamstanding
13:38
He is making some really fucking good grilled cheese. 2 different kinds on this bitch.
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 05:41 PM
HOW HAVE YOU [been hanging around]?
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 05:43 PM
J shrugs. I guess I've been doing fine. Got my vision back, some sick highlights in my hair, did a modelling gig... Well, it's been quite the bit of time. And you?
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 05:44 PM
UH
17:44
NOTHING MUCH
17:44
EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE MODELLING HUH
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 05:47 PM
I guess. Dad started this, I mean... We got in through him.
17:49
So, anything crazy happen while I was gone?
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 05:51 PM
DAD?
17:51
AND NO, EVEYTHING HERE IS [relative]LY NORMAL
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 05:51 PM
Oh. I mean Saul, sorry. This uh... This kinda happened, I guess I'm adopted?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 05:53 PM
spamstanding
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 05:53 PM
YOU"RE ADOPTED??? CONGRATS?? I THINK?
17:53
HI
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 05:53 PM
Hey skunkton!
17:53
And, uh, thanks!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 05:55 PM
HI CONGRATS ON THE [Offspringhood] He walks up to the fridge and sees what's immediately consumable
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 05:56 PM
SO GETTING YOUR [the visions] BACK THAT"S NEAT I GUESS
17:56
HOW DID YOU DO THAT??
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 05:56 PM
Oh yeah! I got like, a phone in my head, and if I turn on the camera I can see. It gives me headaches though, after some time.
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 05:58 PM
SIGHT IS [overrated] ANYWAYS
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 05:59 PM
Well, arguable, but true!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 05:59 PM
He's standing up eating the shit out of this shredded cheese
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 05:59 PM
watch
17:59
DON"T EAT ALL THE CHEESE ASSHOLE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:00 PM
WE CAN [Gratings] MORE
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 06:01 PM
J gets up, and rummages through the cupboards, finding a popsicle. He shrugs and mixes ketchup, mustard, hot sauce and mayonnaise in a bowl, sitting back at the table and dipping the popsicle inside the mixture, biting chunks of it off.
scaredok 3
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:02 PM
WHAT THE [Funk] ARE YOU DOING KID
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:02 PM
YOU SHOULD ADD [mtn dew] TO THAT MIX
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:02 PM
WHAT
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:02 PM
LIKE THE DRINK
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 06:02 PM
It's a snack! Want some? Also great idea austin!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:02 PM
I KNOW WHAT A [Hill sprinkle] IS
18:03
NO THAT IS DISGUSTING
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 06:03 PM
It's tasty!
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:03 PM
THANK YOU I AM KIND OF [to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to] AND ALL THAT
18:04
THEY SAY DIFFERENT ALCOHOLS CAN RELEASE HIDDEN FLAVOURS IN FOODS
18:04
MIX SOME WINE IN THAT
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 06:06 PM
Hm... I don't know about wine, but... Won't hurt to try, I guess! He mixed in a little bit of mountain dew and some random wine he found. And ate some more. It's... Kind of good actually!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:06 PM
Y'KNOW WHAT I'M JUST GONNA [What do you want for breakfast]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:06 PM
THIS RULES
18:07
OH SKUNK IS THAT EASEL OKAY????? WE"RE EVEN NOW????
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:08 PM
HUH? He was fixing himself some panini YEAH I [Consider] SO EVEN FOR WHAT?
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:09 PM
LESSONS.
18:09
ANYWAYS THAT THING FOLDS UP
18:10
He kicks a chair out and sits.
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Spamton J BOT 25-Apr-22 06:12 PM
J finishes his snack and just face plants on the table because I'm going to bed. Goodnight bois
kromerdown 4
🌙 3
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:14 PM
watch
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:14 PM
I THOUGHT THE [Ice ice baby] SKATING WAS THE EVENING OF THAT He's panning the shit of that nini. It sizzles tastefully.
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:15 PM
DIDn"T [soundscape] LIKE YOU [help wanted] TO DO THAT He grabs a bowl of warm water and rests J's hand in it.
😈 3
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:17 PM
I MEAN I TEACH YOU [DDR] YOU TEACH ME [Figure Skating] IT FEELS LIKE IT'S EVEN TO ME WHICH WHEN YOU [Do the math] IT MEANS I'M ACTUALLY [I O U]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:22 PM
OR IT"S YOU TEACH, I GET YOU [item acquired], AND THEN YOU WON"T GET BOTHERED WITH [on ice] SHIT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:23 PM
FROZEN DO YOU NOT WANT TO [Favor acquired] ME He takes his sandwich and sits at the table to eat. YOU CAN ASK [[Anything at all]] OF ME AND YOU WANNA [-or Pass] THAT
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:27 PM
I"M JUST [say what you want] I AM NOT GOING TO FORCE YOU TO SK4TE OR ANYTHING. I FIGURED THIS WAS A [better than ever] ALTERNATIVE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:28 PM
WELL NOW I WANNA [Skill grind] HOW TO SKATE
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:31 PM
WHY?? I MEAN IF YOU INSIST, BUT... OK WHAT"S YOUR [one size fits all]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:32 PM
He lifts his leg so he can see the bottom of his shoe because mafa doesnt know shit about shoe sizes lmao
18:33
So Frozen can see* to clarify
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:33 PM
UH. OK.
18:33
HEY CAN YOU HOLD A SPOON UP TO YOUR FACE
18:34
AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE THIS WILL BE FUNNY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:35 PM
WHAT? NO YOU WILL NOT [Foot pics] ME
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:35 PM
DAMN
18:36
WELL. UH. NICE AND [peace and quiet] AROUND HERE EH??
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:37 PM
YUP WONDER WHEN IT'LL [Change of clothes] HEAHEAHEHAHEA
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:39 PM
YEAH REALLY. MAYBE I SHOULD [burn it to DVD] MORE STUFF.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:41 PM
EH KINDA DONE WE SHOULD [[Expect the unexpected]]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:42 PM
OK WHAT DO YOU [suggestion box]???
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:42 PM
He shrugs, mouth full of panini UNNO SOMETHING [Never seen before]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:43 PM
I"M SORT OF A [one trick pony]. YOU CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH TO A HOUSE.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:47 PM
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE [Our house] COULD BE SOMEONE'S [Living quarters] . COULD BE SOMEONE D'YOU LIKE [Pranks and jests]?
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:49 PM
I WOULD GET MY ASS KICKED. BUT GO ON.
18:51
SPENCE AND I REDECORATED SEBS [sleeping quarters] A WHILE BACK, THAT WAS SOMETHING. WHAT [fun times] ARE YOU THINKING OF
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:54 PM
DUNNO I'M JUST [Speaking]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 06:58 PM
THE ATTIC COULD USE A LITTLE SOMETHING I THINK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 06:59 PM
GOOD CHOICE
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 07:04 PM
I WONDER IF THEY HAVE A CARPET UP THERE
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 25-Apr-22 07:06 PM
🧍🏻
19:06
Hes not actually here
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 07:06 PM
watch
19:07
No go on. Do they have a carpet?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 07:07 PM
I THINK THEY [Might] WHY
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 25-Apr-22 07:10 PM
They do
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 07:14 PM
WE SHOULD ELECTRIFY IT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 07:17 PM
LIKE [Static]?
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 07:21 PM
LIKE A [electric fence energizer]
19:21
UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER TO DO
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 07:23 PM
NAH THAT'S [Pitch perfect]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 07:24 PM
OH WAIT. THEY"RE LIKE. ALWAYS UP THERE.
19:24
YOU SHOULD GO CHECK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 07:25 PM
OKAY He shoves the last of his sandwich in his mouth and starts walking upstairs
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 07:26 PM
He sits here so nicely, putting J's other hand also in some warm water.
😭 1
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 07:47 PM
Wonder what's taking him so long :^] he wouldn't be doing anything up there would he?
❤️ 1
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 09:41 PM
spamstanding
21:41
OKAY I'M [Back to basics] THEY'RE THERE BUT MAYBE THEY WON'T BE [Later]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 09:42 PM
He is watching the microwave spark. COOL 👍
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 09:43 PM
UH WATCHA DOING
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 09:46 PM
NOTHING [hbu]?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 09:47 PM
SAME
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 09:50 PM
WELL THEN.
21:50
IF THEY"RE HERE THEN YOU CAN GO AND
21:50
IDK DO WHATEVER YOU DO
21:51
NO NEED TO HANG AROUND HERE
21:51
I JUST SIT HERE ALL DAY [for funsies]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:02 PM
PATHETIC
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 10:02 PM
OK
22:03
I MEAN I"M ON MY PHONE
22:03
BUT ALRIGHT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:05 PM
YOU HAVE NO [Prospects] IN YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 10:07 PM
DAMN BITCH CAN I [F1] YOU OR SOMETHING??
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:13 PM
NO I'M GOOD [:)]
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 10:13 PM
? OKAY
22:14
WELL WHAT DO YOU DO THEN
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:17 PM
ACTIVITIES
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 10:20 PM
UH HUH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:22 PM
OF A [Entertainment] VARIETY
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 10:22 PM
UH HUH
22:24
LIKE STAND HERE IN A KITCHEN, IT SEEMS.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:24 PM
YEAH
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 10:27 PM
WELL WE CAN SARAN WRAP THE TOILET BOWLS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:28 PM
TO BE FAIR YOU'RE [[I'm just standing here]] TOO [ pogton ] OH HELL YEAH
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MIKU MY GOOD FRIEND MIKU BOT 25-Apr-22 10:28 PM
I'M HAVING A RELAXING DAY AFTER HANGING WITH MY FRIENDS ALL YESTERDAY
22:28
MORE THAN WHAT YOU DO
22:29
OK LET'S GO He pulls out a box of the stuff and heads for the washroom.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 25-Apr-22 10:30 PM
Walks right after
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 12:11 AM
He's in here and grabs some snacks, chips, peanuts, chocolate bars and some beer. This will take a hot second because mafa needs to get things ready for work tomorrow <3
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 04:39 PM
He's making some waffles. Hell yeah.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 05:02 PM
He looks out the window to see what's going on ouside, raises an eyebrow and goes back to eating his waffles.
😭 4
☝️ 4
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:03 PM
spamstanding
19:06
With that roll he makes a very mediocre sandwich.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:24 PM
Sips from his Calgary Flames mug. You've got some nerve showing up in that jersey.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:25 PM
What the fuck.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:25 PM
Sir we celebrate the C of Red here.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:27 PM
Eastern conference is literally better lol
19:27
NICE LOSER MUG
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:27 PM
spamstanding
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:27 PM
Nice Jersey, dweeb.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:28 PM
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A JERSEY, IDIOT.
19:28
HI SKUNKTON
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:28 PM
HI I KNOW A [Dude] FROM JERSEY
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:29 PM
DEVILS SUCK
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:29 PM
Oh, you want me to bring out my jersey? You wanna make this personnel, pal?
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:29 PM
I DO, ACTUALLY
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:30 PM
Rips off his poncho to reveal a jersey. Dear god it smells like Tim Hortons in here.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:30 PM
THE [Oompa Loompa]S ARE FIGHTING IT LOOKS LIKE He walks past them to get something to eat
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:31 PM
THIS HOSER THINK"S HE"S BETTER THAN ME
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:31 PM
Think? I KNOW I'm better than you.
19:32
Why don't you fook right off to Timmy's and get yerself a Large Double Double, pal.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:32 PM
OH YOU"RE THE ASS WHO NEVER PAYS HIS SHARE FOR THE TIMS RUN AREN"T YA
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:33 PM
I LIVE IN THE TRASH PAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:34 PM
spampoint
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:34 PM
I BET YOU PROMISE TO GET YER PALS DONUTS, BUT THEN YOU CHEAP OUT AND GET THEM TIMBITS INSTEAD.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:34 PM
MAYBE IF YA DIDN"T HAVE SUCH SHITE TASTES YOU WOULDN"T BE IN THE TRASH EVER THINK ABOUT THAT ONE THERE EH?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:35 PM
OHHH OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THAT YOU BLOODY HOSER. AS IF YOU KNOW WHAT GOOD TASTE IS.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:36 PM
YEAH I DO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU"VE NEVER EVEN TAPPED IN A SUGAR BUSH
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:37 PM
OHHHH THEM'S FIGTHIN' WORDS YA KNOW THAT?
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:37 PM
YOU CAN"T EVEN SKATE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:37 PM
ARE YOU [2] EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:38 PM
I BLOODY WELL CAN SKATE. WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU LIKE LIKE YOU'D FALL FIVE SECONDS AFTER WALKING ONTO A RINK.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:39 PM
OH THAT"S A CUTE LITTLE INSULT. YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT ONE?? I COULD SKATE CIRCLES AROUND YOU.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:40 PM
AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:41 PM
NOT THE INSULT YOU THINK THAT IS
19:41
GIVE UR BALLS A TUG YA FUCKING IDIOT
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:43 PM
WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF BENDER? A RINK RAT?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:43 PM
IT'S [Duty free] ENTERTAINMENT HONESTLY He leans back on the counter, sipping on his coffee
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:43 PM
WHEN THIS RINK IS BUILT I"LL SHOOT A GODDAMN PUCK THROUGH UR SKULL
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:44 PM
OH IS THAT A CHALLENGE? WELL BRING IT ON THEN CHUCKLEHEAD
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:45 PM
🖕
19:45
:^]
19:45
I WILL K1LL YOU
19:46
I think they are bonding.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:47 PM
YOU WILL KNOW DEATH BY MY HANDS. Awww, the skrunklies are bonding! It's enrichment for the blorpos.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:48 PM
He turns the kettle on, making eye contact with Joe the entire time. WHY DON:T YOU GO TO THE CALGARY STAMPEDE AND GET TRAMPLED
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:49 PM
He takes a sip from his mug. I'M FINE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET LOST ON THE TTC, EH?
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:50 PM
IT"S LITERALLY A BETTER SYSTEM THAN WHAT YOU GOT AND YOU KNOW IT
19:50
PIPLE GO OUT THERE FOR WHAT?? BANFF?? THAT:S IT.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:53 PM
AND WHAT, YOUR HOCKEY TEAM'S KNOWN FOR BEING A SELLOUT. I CAN'T BUY SHIET WITHOUT SEEING THEIR UGLY MUGS SPONSORING EVERYTHING I SWEAR.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:53 PM
SORRY WE HAVE FUNDING LOL
19:54
WEST COAST WORST COAST
19:54
Tea is ready godbless.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:54 PM
THIS IS FASCINATING
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:54 PM
WHAT
19:55
🖕
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:55 PM
THAT'S RICH COMING FROM EAST COAST TRASH.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:55 PM
WERE YOU THAT [Enthralled] IN SPORTS BULL[Crap] YOU FORGOT I WAS HERE FROSTY
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:56 PM
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 07:57 PM
NOTHING I'M JUST [Stood up] HERE
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:57 PM
ANYWAYS JOE HOW MANY STANLEY CUPS DID CALGERY GET????
19:58
ANSWER ME :^]
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:58 PM
...ONE.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:58 PM
HOW MANY DOES TRANA HAVE?
19:58
GO ON
19:58
THIRTEEN
19:58
SAY IT WITH ME
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 07:59 PM
I REFUSE.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 07:59 PM
HEAHEAHEAHEAHEA
19:59
HEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEA!!!!!!
19:59
spampoint
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:00 PM
TELL ME FROZEN. HOW MANY BITCHES DO YOU HAVE.
pogton 4
20:00
bitchless
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:00 PM
TELL 'IM BOY
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:00 PM
He jumps Joe and goes in for the kill.
bitchless 3
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:00 PM
He's laughing like an absolute mad lad as he's attacked.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:01 PM
IF [Frosty] LOSES DIBS ON HIS KIDNEY
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:01 PM
FUCK OFF
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:01 PM
No bitches~?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:02 PM
IF HE [Winner] I GOT DIBS TOO
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:02 PM
DON:T NEED EM
20:02
WHAT
20:02
ANYWAYS DON"T NEED BITCHES. TOO GOOD FOR EM. I"LL KILL YOU.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:03 PM
YOUR [Beans]
20:03
eminem
20:03
HAND THEM OVER
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:04 PM
SKUNKTON. FUCK OFF. UNLESS YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE HOCKEY TEAM I DON:T WANT TO HEAR IT.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:05 PM
I DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO [Obtain] ONE
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:05 PM
WRONG ANSWER
20:05
JOE
20:05
LET"S KILL THIS MOTHER FUCKER
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:05 PM
LET'S GET HIS ASS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:05 PM
YOU'RE JUST [Cranky] BECAUSE BOTH OF US GET [Benches] AND YOU DON'T
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:06 PM
He pulls out a hockey stick from his hand void.
20:06
JOE YOU HAVE YOUR BAT??
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:06 PM
pulls out his bat. YOU BET I DO
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:07 PM
JOE [Mama] WOULDN'T YOU RATHER [[Dunked on]] FROZEN FOR NOT HAVING A [Beloved]
20:07
ISN'T IT FUNNIER
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:08 PM
He tries to swing but then a bolt of lightning strikes his ass. How the fuck did you manage to roll a Nat 1. He lays on the ground in the Family Guy Death Pose.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:08 PM
watch
20:08
WHAT THE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:08 PM
. . . . NUBERT TIME?
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Nubert BOT 26-Apr-22 08:09 PM
:) Nubert can't get this clothing off
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:09 PM
NICE
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:09 PM
NUBERT NOT NOW I ONLY HAVE MINUTES TO HARVEST
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:10 PM
I should've... remembered the wild Canadian lightning strikes.... tell Marigold I love him....
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Nubert BOT 26-Apr-22 08:10 PM
VOIDED.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:10 PM
I WON"T
20:10
SUCK SHIT AND DIE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:10 PM
YOU LOOK [Great- OH HE'S GONE
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:10 PM
He lays on the ground. Probably dead. A little spam angel ascends to the heavens.... to the Great Tim Hortons in the Sky.....
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Narrator BOT 26-Apr-22 08:11 PM
Joe's head starts rattling suddenly
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KILL YOUR TV 26-Apr-22 08:11 PM
The spam angel descends from the Great Tim Hortons in the Sky. Hold on he has to take this. Hello?
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:11 PM
NO DON:T TAKE THIS FROM HIM
20:11
LET HIM ENJOY TIMMIES
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:11 PM
watch
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:11 PM
Hi Joseph! :3c
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:12 PM
HE DIED
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:12 PM
Oh hey Marigold! How's it going.
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:12 PM
OH IT"S YOU I REMEMBER YOU I HATE YOU
20:12
NEXT TIME. TWO ROOMS.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:12 PM
I'M THE [Beneficiary] I'M HERE TO COLLECT THE [Heritance[
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:12 PM
What's going on? Why are you on the floor??
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:12 PM
*]
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:13 PM
HE IS DYING BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT HOCKEY TASTES
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:13 PM
I kinda... got struck by lightning and now these guys are here to take my organs.
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:13 PM
....
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:13 PM
I ACCEPT A CHECK INSTEAD
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Narrator BOT 26-Apr-22 08:13 PM
Upstairs, a briefcase opens
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:13 PM
MORE LIKE MY HOCKEY TASTE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:13 PM
YEAH, FLAMES SHOULD BE IN HELL
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:14 PM
Haha remember that part about you having no bitches? Do you remember that Frozen? Because it's about to bite you in the ass. bitchless
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:14 PM
WHAT
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:14 PM
A giant clawed hand slams the kitchen door open JOSEPH!!
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:14 PM
watch
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:14 PM
Hey honeyyyyyy
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:14 PM
cringe
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:14 PM
OH LOOK IT'S [Goldie]!
20:15
REMEMBER US? ? ? He hooks an arm over Frozen's shoulders to bring him closer so he can show both of them to Marigold FROM THE [Casino Royale] [Escapade]!
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:16 PM
TWO ROOMS NEXT TIME
20:16
OR I WILL KILL YOU
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:16 PM
Marigold manages to squeeze his way in with both of his other faces wailing in anger, he bears his teeth WHICH ONE OF YOU HURT MY JOSEPH
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:16 PM
SKUNKTON
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:16 PM
WHAT
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:16 PM
Frozen : 3
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:16 PM
YOU DI-
20:16
🏃
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:17 PM
I'M LITERALLY [little] HERE!
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turns out these binder things hurt to wear for too long BOT 26-Apr-22 08:17 PM
He climbs out the window.
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:17 PM
GET BACK HERE, MORSEL!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:17 PM
Also he has shit hockey taste I think you should also beat him up for that uwu
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:17 PM
BYE [Beach]! !
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:17 PM
He just scoops up Trashton protectively >:c
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:18 PM
Haha yesss he is thriving in the arms of his boyfriend. Also he might be sizzling a bit.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:19 PM
I THINK YOU SHOULD [Make believe] TO HUNT HIM DOWN A LIL GOLDIE IT'D BE [[I'm about to be Hilarious]]
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Marigold BOT 26-Apr-22 08:19 PM
He gives Joe a kiss before smirking at Skunk and putting down Joseph, and climbing out the window >:3c
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:20 PM
ATTABOY
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:20 PM
Go gettem honey!!!
20:22
Anyway do you like... know how to treat getting struck by lightning
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:23 PM
DO YOU WANT AN [Angel, angel]?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:23 PM
Yes please.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:27 PM
He bows his head and turns his palms up. A little spamgel descends from the ceiling held by a thin green string. It lands on top of Trashton and pats his head a little bit. He gets all better.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 26-Apr-22 08:28 PM
Whew. Thanks a lot, pal.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:29 PM
The spamgel explodes in a green glitterbomb YOUR WELCOME
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 08:57 PM
He retrieves his head from the outside and tries to walk out into the living room, but thw presence of doomba leaves him stranded OH WELL
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 09:56 PM
GUESS I'LL [Unalive] HERE
spampoint 1
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:38 PM
I’m cookin’!!!
pogton 3
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:40 PM
spamstanding
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:40 PM
Yes?
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:40 PM
HEY WHAT"RE YA MAKING
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:40 PM
Omelette!
23:40
You want one?
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:40 PM
YES [pwease]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:41 PM
What kind?
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:41 PM
CHEESY PLEASE
23:42
He sits at the table and grabs a fork with his... left hand. Gotta get used to this now huh. It used to be the other way around.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:44 PM
timeskip cookin
23:44
Brb Dbd
kromerdown 3
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:45 PM
pogton
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:50 PM
🧍
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:50 PM
😉
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:50 PM
he casually walks in and pours himself a glass of water, smirking at Frozen Hello again, Boris. Or should I say Austin.
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:52 PM
OR YOU CAN JUST SPELL OUT THE 32 BASE CODE AT THIS POINT CAN"T YOU??
23:52
IF YOU WANT TO BE COY
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:52 PM
he leans against the counter and laughs
23:52
You seem irritated, Austin.
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:53 PM
WOW... BIG IF TRUE
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:53 PM
Just a hunch!
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:53 PM
SO ARE GUYS LIKE YOU ALWAYS THIS QUICK OR WHAT
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:54 PM
I'd say I'm quicker than most,
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:54 PM
COOKING
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:54 PM
MHM
23:54
YEAH I CAN TELL
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:54 PM
he looks over at the bat-like spamton, but pays him little attention
23:54
So you're just going to persist like you are?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:55 PM
plate in front of austin
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:55 PM
THANK YOU!!
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:55 PM
hey emo kid you want food too ?
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:55 PM
.... emo kid?
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:55 PM
HEAHEAHEAHEA
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:55 PM
he laughs a little at that Well, I won't refuse if you are offering.
23:56
The name is Sylvester.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:56 PM
what kinda omlette do you want? Sera, also
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:56 PM
A lovely name. Are you not also a Spamton? I would like spinach and feta, if possible. If not, just cheese is fine.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:58 PM
I’m Sera. Spamtons a stage name, man
23:58
Cookin
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-Apr-22 11:59 PM
spamstanding
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 26-Apr-22 11:59 PM
Hey! Omelette too?
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Sylvester BOT 26-Apr-22 11:59 PM
he nods, taking a seat at the table
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die BOT 26-Apr-22 11:59 PM
He finishes his omelette and puts it on the counter.
00:00
GOOD STUFF
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 12:00 AM
I COULD EAT! MAKE IT [Secret spices] FOR ME I'M NOT PICKY He sits at the table
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 27-Apr-22 12:01 AM
You got it.
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Cooking Mama but it’s Sera
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?????????? BOT 27-Apr-22 12:03 AM
https://youtu.be/Ty5IHPTFqL0
SirBaki
Let's cook 1 - Cooking Mama Soundtrack
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die BOT 27-Apr-22 12:04 AM
WELL. NOW THAT I"M FULL I THINK I"M READY TO SNOOZE :^]
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 27-Apr-22 12:04 AM
Dont pass in your sleep
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Dbd brb
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 12:05 AM
GNIGHT SLEEP TIGHT
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 12:05 AM
It was a pleasure to meet you, Austin.
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die BOT 27-Apr-22 12:05 AM
OH I"M SURE IT WAS
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🚶 👋
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 12:23 AM
Yeeeaaaaaaay Hi <3 I was looking outdoors! He ignores everything and drops to the ground Foot. Out. Now!
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 12:24 AM
he sighs, a little overdramatically, and extends his leg towards Noah Such a worrywart.
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 12:27 AM
He sticks his tongue out I don't want you liquid-less ! You know how bad you can overhead without your liquid cooling layer? I don't either! But that sounds bad He gently takes his leg and focuses a bit, applying his healing magic in it.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 12:30 AM
he laughs and leans over, ruffling Noah's hair I'd rather not find out as well, I imagine it would be miserable.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 27-Apr-22 12:32 AM
omelets done
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on the table
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Dbd
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 12:34 AM
He watches the bat guy intently and curiously, but doesn't say much yet. It would suck probably! He pats his leg as a display he's done with healing and chirps happily There, as good as new!
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 12:40 AM
Thank you, Noah. What would I do without you~
00:40
Would you like to split this omelet with me?
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 12:43 AM
Die probably <3 He gets up and sits on the chair next to his Ohhh, I'm starving so gimme halfie He slumps forward and rests his face on the table
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 12:45 AM
he smiles and cuts the omelet in half, pushing the plate in-between the two of them Here you go, you poor poor thing~
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 12:50 AM
He laughs a bit, taking the omelette and taking a huge bite out of it with a fork
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With his mouth full Fhank you!
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 01:31 AM
he happily eats his own half, his anxiety over their whole situation forgotten for the moment
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 27-Apr-22 01:34 AM
Now he’s making more “special”brownies
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 02:20 AM
he watches Sera bake silently as he eats. He definitely seems to be the most... "out there" looking "spamton" he's encountered so far. Austin non-withstanding. This one has... bat ears??? Is a bat??? Fascinating.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:33 AM
J walks into the kitchen, blinking as he sees the crowd gathered there.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:33 AM
I guess we weren’t the only ones with the same idea.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:34 AM
Yeah, eating is pretty popular nowadays...
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:36 AM
I mean, I get why.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:39 AM
I know, right?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:45 AM
if eating is popular here comes the most popular guy in the house Oh! Hiya guys! Good ta see ya back Joey! And didya have a good nap kiddo?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:46 AM
Yeah! It’s… good to be back, haha…
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:48 AM
Ehaha! So I spose Marigold just went home? He does have a pretty busy spa ta take care of!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:49 AM
Yep! He went right home. It's not easy to take care of a casino, and he needs his beauty rest!
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 02:49 AM
he is watching them all intently 🔴🔴
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:51 AM
Hey! Yeah, I slept great! He turned towards the new guy. And who are you? Haven't seen you around!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:51 AM
Ah! Didn’t see ya there Sylv! Whaddaya think of the kitchen?
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 02:53 AM
It is very homey, and aptly sized for the amount of you that live here. The bat spamton made me a lovely omelette.
02:53
he nods his head at the second lightener politely My name is Sylvester, I just arrived here hours ago accidentally.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:54 AM
It's a pleasure to meet you, Sylvester. My name is J, spelled [J-a-y].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:56 AM
Nice nice, would ya like a bowl of coffee with that?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:06 AM
...Name's Joe. People call me Trashton sometimes. Yeah.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:16 AM
Trashton? And why is that?
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a bowl of coffee? I appreciate the offer but I much prefer tea.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:18 AM
It's because I lived in the trash for a long time, even before I made it big.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:19 AM
I see... Well. It's good to see that isn't the case anymore, I'm assuming?
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:20 AM
Yeah, I showed up in this place one day and I've been living here ever since.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:22 AM
I imagine it must be preferable to your previous situation. You are... Also a "Spamton"? I take it you fell as well. Austin was telling me that every spamton has fallen from grace, in one way or another.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:23 AM
Yeah, it is. And I'm also a "Spamton." I think everyone who shows up here qualifies as a Spamton.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:24 AM
his expression is unreadable behind his glasses
03:24
well, I am not a Spamton, and neither is my associate, Noah. The spamton from my world is dead.
03:25
Got infected by a particularly nasty virus and had to be disabled. It was very sad.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:25 AM
Dead, huh... that's gotta suck. Poor guy probably didn't deserve to go out in such a way.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:26 AM
Mmm. After what I have seen here, I have to wonder if it was not a blessing in disguise for him. I don't think he would have taken a "fall" well.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:27 AM
I don't think any of us do, really.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:28 AM
he hesitates a moment before speaking again There were even rumors he let himself be infected, because he was growing tired of the limelight and the expectations that came with it. We will never know for sure, unfortunately.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:29 AM
...I would've never considered such a thing. Then again, I'm not him.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:31 AM
This sure is complicated. Well. If you found this place, means you fit the parameters of Spamton. If the house doesn't kick you out, it would be final. These are the rule after all.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:31 AM
...
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How long until this house kicks you out, if you are not Spamton.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:32 AM
about a day. 24 hours.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:32 AM
My partner and I found this place quite by mistake.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:32 AM
So did the rest of us.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:32 AM
I am just an Addison who sells Gachapon boxes.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:33 AM
...Well. I mean. Spamtons were addisons before.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:33 AM
he gestures towards Noah, who seems to be zoning out He is a yes man who helps me, since most Addisons have sales partners where I come from.
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I am aware, but I can assure you. I am not Spamton.
03:33
He is dead.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:33 AM
Hm. I died too once. As you can see I'm perfectly alive.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:34 AM
Well, the house will decide that soon enough, won't it?
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:35 AM
his eye is twitching again as he stands up, hands gripping the tabletop with some force That does not make me him. Excuse me, I would like to explore some more.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:35 AM
Of course. I am sorry if I touched a nerve, I did not mean to.
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Sylvester BOT 27-Apr-22 03:35 AM
he swiftly exits through the common area
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:36 AM
...so anyone else feel like havin a snack?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:36 AM
I'm starving.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:36 AM
Alright kiddo, what're ya hungry for?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:37 AM
Hmmh... Maybe we should bake something? Like a treat.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:37 AM
...baking...right...
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:37 AM
Something wrong?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:38 AM
Uh, nothing at all! I'm great at baking!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:38 AM
Don't worry, I'll help you!
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:38 AM
Hey man, I'll eat just about anything right now.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:39 AM
I'll just get the um, stuff! The...fffffflour? Right? And eggies?
03:40
he goes through the kitchen and gets a bag of flour and a carton of eggs
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:40 AM
Yeah. Hold on, give me a second... He searches the web for a recipe. Okay, so we'll need flour, eggs, sugar, salt and butter.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:41 AM
Ok! Great! he gets everything else and puts it on the table ...um, so what's step...zero?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:41 AM
Okay. So first we need two and a half cups of flour... We should sift it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:42 AM
Oh! I did that with Esau once! I just need the tennis racket thingy...
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:42 AM
Yeah! Maybe it's... Oh there it is! He pulled it out of the cupboard
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 27-Apr-22 03:44 AM
/s Perfectto! he takes off his leather jacket and rolls up his sleeves Let's do this! he starts sifting the flour and it's going absolutely everyhwhere
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:46 AM
J winces lightly. Here, let me help you. He gently guides Saul's hands, helping him keep it tidy.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:46 AM
He's just quietly sitting there, lost in thought.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:47 AM
Oh! Thanks, son! he keeps going until it's all done
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:47 AM
If you require baking assistance I will be happy to help you.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:47 AM
So, what's the next step?
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:48 AM
What are you making, son?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:49 AM
"I think I might. I'm not the best at... Cooking. I was thinking... A pie, perhaps?" Now we add the salt and sugar. Maybe 1/2 cup sugar and a pinch salt?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:50 AM
You got it! he measures them then dumps them in Nice! It does look like a pile of stuff!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:51 AM
Ok, now we need to mix together the eggs and butter in a separate bowl.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:52 AM
Cool! he cracks the eggs...but gets a lot of shell in the bowl, like almost half ...Oopsies
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:52 AM
Ugh, look at this simpleton.
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03:53
Son, take the cold butter and cut it into the dry ingredients.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:54 AM
Why don't I handle the eggs? He takes the shell out, and cracks the rest of the eggs necessary. I just remembered... I need to add the butter to the flour, sugar and salt. He cut butter into pieces, adding it to the mix.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:55 AM
O-oh! Ok! Anythin else your old man can do ta help?
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:56 AM
If he really wants to help, sprinkle some water into the mixture and have him crumble up the butter and dry mixture until it resembles coarse sand.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:56 AM
Well... You could mix the butter in! Just like, add a tiny amount of water.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:58 AM
Yeah! Sounds good! he follows Saff--er J's instructions. He's actually able to do this part without making a mess, he smiles, nudging J with his elbow playfully Hey would ya look at us! Father and son baking! What could be better than this?
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:00 AM
Keep an eye on this one... as a Lightner, he may be very useful to our cause.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:01 AM
J smiles at him, nodding. However, a different father comes to mind. His beloved Saffron. "Yes, father. Don't worry. I know how to act."
OOOUGHHHHH 1
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:02 AM
he finishes mixing in the butter Do ya know what comes next, kiddo?
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:03 AM
Very good. Now dump it onto a cutting board and mold it together into a disk
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:04 AM
Well, we need to put it on a cutting board and form a disk.
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:09 AM
Don't forget to sprinkle some flour on the cutting board to keep it from sticking.
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(lol pretend that's in bold)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:11 AM
he nods, getting right to work! He hasn't put flour on the cutting board, oh no, and he's trying his best to make a disk...but it's all lumpy...he looks at it with a displeased expression...but then draws two dots and a curve in it with his finger, a smilie face! Here we go!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:12 AM
J sighed, and took another, putting some flour on it. Oh no, we forgot the flour! Could you scoop the dough up please?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:14 AM
Sure thing! he does it all over again...including the smiley face. This time it has a dot for a nose too There! Much better! I had no idea ya knew so much about baking!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:15 AM
He smiles. I have a phone in my head now! It's all better. Okay, what next... I think we could get started on the filling!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:16 AM
Nice! So what would ya like in the pie? Beans? Pickles? Coconut?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:17 AM
... I'd actually go for, uh... Peach?
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:17 AM
Do NOT let him put any of those things into a fruit pie.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:18 AM
"I won't."
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:18 AM
Oh...peach eh? I figured ya might like something more...unusual. Alright! Peach sounds great! I think I saw a can. he finds it and puts it on the table and starts opening it. Once it's open he places it down Ok!
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:22 AM
Drain the peaches and add white sugar and brown sugar in a bowl with them, and toss to combine. Then add your cornstarch, nutmeg, cinnamon and a pinch of salt.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:23 AM
Ok. So we need to get the liquid out, then put these in a bowl, and add some brown sugar and white sugar into it.
04:23
I just... Wanted to make a pie for you guys. I don't want any of you to get sick.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:24 AM
Got it! he busily gets to work mixing all of it together Aw, kid! It's nice of ya, but you need a snack too!
04:25
he stirs it all together and has a taste ...oh...oops
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:25 AM
I mean! If I'll want to add something for myself, I'll just add it in later! Don't worry. What happened?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:25 AM
I think I might've put salt in instead of sugar...
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:26 AM
Oh no... Do we have more peach?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:26 AM
I...don't think so...
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:26 AM
... Maybe blueberry then?
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:27 AM
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:27 AM
"Imbecile."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:27 AM
Good lord, you're right.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:27 AM
Blueberry! Right! Great Idea! I'll do it right this time! But maybe you'd like the salty peach pie?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:28 AM
"How did I tolerate this for so long..?"
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:28 AM
It's alright. We all make mistakes, son.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:28 AM
I'll just put it away for later. We only have one crust after all.
04:29
Maybe I should handle the filling.
04:29
"I'm so glad you have found me. Thank you once more, father."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:30 AM
Think nothing of it. I'm glad i've found you, too. I must say though, you'll have to come by the tower. A good boy deserves a nice new outfit.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:31 AM
"I'd be delighted to join you! But not now, I am afraid..."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:32 AM
Of course not. You must placate this... specimen. Sometime in the future, when I am well enough... I am afraid at this moment I am rather bedridden.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:44 AM
He is sitting, thinking thoughts.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 05:51 AM
"I am sorry to hear that, father. What about the little one? Did he go to you?" He thought, glancing at Joe.
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die BOT 27-Apr-22 06:39 AM
spamstanding
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DOn"T MIND ME
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He grabs some food from the cupboard and heads back into the common room
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 11:04 AM
"I am sorry to hear that, father. What about the little one? Did he go to you?" He thought, glancing at Joe.
@Spamton J (@hanging out on bagels) - jump He did. It has been dealt with. Incidentally your memories should have settled by now. How are you feeling?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 11:13 AM
"I am feeling great. My mind is crystal clear now. The static is gone."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 11:14 AM
Excellent. You should have access to so many memories, and in turn, we have access to yours.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 11:15 AM
He closed his eyes for a moment, taking it to look through the new available memories. "I see them all. I hope my memories would prove to be of use to you."
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Narrator BOT 27-Apr-22 11:20 AM
They are all there. Saffron building his empire. Amaranth's first major subscription sale. Marigold building his tower. Their love for each other. The way they tormented Esau. Saffron's descent into madness at Carnation's death and feelings of abandonment. Marigold's fear. Amaranth's drunken apathy. Good and bad memories, swirling in a cataclysm.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 11:30 AM
J's memories were somewhere in the midst of it all. His misery and desperation. Incredible loneliness, his failures, the day he found the house. The pain. The fear. The loneliness. Somewhere amidst all that was the sizzle of acid on skin, suffocating pain in the chest, and complete darkness of death. But, somewhere, there was his feeling of pride. His greed, envy, anger. All well hidden away, because that version of him didn't happen. But it was still there, ever present. "I see Marigold has joined us."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 11:36 AM
Marigold is back where he belongs. If all goes well, that little Spamton may be joining us, as well.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 11:38 AM
"Ah. Good."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 11:40 AM
Indeed! He could be very useful.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 11:44 AM
"He is strong. I hope he chooses the right side."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 11:45 AM
I think he will. I hope he does. Marigold misses him.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 11:55 AM
"You only wish what's best for us. He'll come around eventually."
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 27-Apr-22 12:12 PM
He fell asleep in here
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ispolite
12:13
good morning
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 12:37 PM
Let’s get those blueberries! He goes to the fridge and grabs a carton of them So, what do we do with em? …he eats one when he thinks no one is looking
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 12:40 PM
Well, we should wash these first! You can handle this, right dad?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 12:45 PM
I sure can! he rinses them in the sink…but a lot of water spills. He brings back the dripping carton with a smile
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 12:46 PM
J hides his frustration behind a smile and a hearted giggle. Nothing out of the ordinary absolutely, and no sarcasm Okay, so now we put it in a new bowl... And this time I'll add the sugar, ok?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 12:47 PM
Yeah! he puts them in the bowl…eating several more
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 12:50 PM
Okay, so now I just... He added in some cornstarch, a pinch of cinnamon, brown sugar, a pinch of salt tossed the mixture, pouring it into the ready pie shell. Looks good!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 12:52 PM
Heck yeah! This pie is gonna be “da bomb” as the kool kidz say!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 12:59 PM
J snorts quietly. Not at the joke. But he does laugh. Yeah! Okay, now we just gotta decorate and pop it in the oven! He turns on the oven and decorates it, because I am a little lazy to write out the whole process and that would take a long time anyways.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:01 PM
So, how long does it take? Ten seconds? Twelve? Is it done already?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:03 PM
Well... I um... So I need to wait until the oven warms up. Then I put it in the oven until it's done, and after that it cools for a couple hours. And then it'll be done!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:04 PM
…oh. Ok! Plenty of time for us ta hang out! he wraps an arm around J’s shoulders and smiles
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:08 PM
J smiles, letting him wrap the arm around. Yeah, of course!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:09 PM
So, what kinda stuff would you like ta do?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:09 PM
He heard the oven ding meaning it was ready, and brushed the pie crust with an egg wash, putting it in. Okay, now it's done!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:10 PM
Ooh, fancy!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:10 PM
Uh... I don't know, I'm kind of coming up blank. Do you have any ideas?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:11 PM
We could…do father son stuff! Do ya think they’ve got a baseball around here?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:17 PM
Uh... I don't know! Or, maybe we could- um- play some music! You play guitar, right?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:19 PM
I sure do! Thanks for remembering! Oh! I could teach you how to play! he hops up and down excitedly
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:28 PM
He smiles. That would be delightful!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:30 PM
Great! I’ll go get two guitars from my room!
13:30
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:30 PM
He waits there, huffing lightly as Saul left. "What a sad excuse of a person."
OOOUGHHHHH 6
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:34 PM
he returns with two acoustic guitars and a smile Here we go! He hands the nicer looking one to J So, shall we?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:35 PM
J smiled, taking the guitar. Yeah! I've never played before...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:36 PM
Oh! Let’s start off with a little plucking exercise! Follow after me. he sits down and starts plucking the strings slowly so J can see what he’s doing
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:37 PM
J watches him. Luckily, because of the combined experience he now has, he was able to do so without much struggle, however it came out a little unstable.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:38 PM
Fantastic! You’re a natural, kiddo! Ready to try something else?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:39 PM
Oh, yeah let's do it!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:40 PM
Alrighty, so. he places his fingers at the neck of the guitar This here is a C chord! Try putting your fingers like this!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:41 PM
J frowned, putting his fingers on the grid and playing the chord. He was getting annoyed but didn't let it show, smiling. Like this?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:42 PM
Yeah! You’re doing great! Now try the plucking I showed ya! Or maybe try strumming if you’d like!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:46 PM
Ok! He began trying to combine the two. It was a little rough at first, but he got the hang of it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:47 PM
Yeah! Now we’re jamming! Lemme know when you’re ready for the next chord!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:47 PM
I think I'm ready!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:48 PM
Ok! he moves his fingers This one is the A chord!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:48 PM
J quickly copied and played that as well.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:50 PM
Nice! Ok now for a more tricky one, this is a G!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 01:55 PM
J was getting better and better at this, catching up. Correct?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 01:56 PM
Perfect! Wowie! The G can be kinda tough but you got it right away! Wouldn’t expect any less from my awesome son!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:01 PM
Haha, thank you! I'm glad I'm doing fine! Maybe you could play something for me? He heard the beep of the timer and put away the guitar, checking on the pie and nodding, pulling it out of the oven and placing it on a tray, covering it with a towel. He turns off the heat and goes back to Saul.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:05 PM
Ooh, that smells good! Sure, I can play somethin for ya…
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Entro-pie loves trashy lil guys 27-Apr-22 02:05 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZiuJC_cebc
Kfir Ochaion
Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine - Acoustic Guitar Cover by Kfir...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:06 PM
He also sings it, softly.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:08 PM
J listens to it attentively, learning back in the chair.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:10 PM
He's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see his face He takes me away to that special place And if I stare too long, I'd probably break down and cry Whoa, oh, oh Sweet child o' mine Whoa, oh, oh, oh Sweet love of mine~
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:15 PM
J was listening. Something like... Regret coiled up inside him. Why was he feeling that?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:17 PM
He’s got eyes of the sunset skies As if they thought of rain I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain His hair reminds me of a warm safe place Where as a child I'd hide And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by Whoa, oh, oh Sweet child o' mine Whoa whoa, oh, oh, oh Sweet love of mine
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:21 PM
J didn't even realize he was crying. Why was he crying? He has no reason to. The song is annoying and he doesn't need to hear it. He doesn't. He. Doesn't.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:25 PM
Hes smiling, but then he sees J crying and stops. He gets up and goes to J’s side, putting a hand on his shoulder A-are ya alright kiddo? Is my singin that bad? Ehaha…
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:28 PM
I'm... I'm crying? He wiped his cheek, realizing it's wet. O-oh... I guess I am. I don't... I don't know why... I guess I just liked the song that much...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:30 PM
he smiles softly, getting a handkerchief from his pocket and handing it to J Well, if ya like it that much, maybe I’ll sing it for ya now and then. Anytime, just ask me!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:31 PM
He wipes his eyes dry. Y-yeah, that would be great. Just... Maybe a bit later. Don't want to spontaneously burst into tears...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:32 PM
Ehaha, sounds good ta me. he sits with him
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 02:32 PM
He had slept in the kitchen and lifts up his head from the proverbial Skunkton-shaped dent it made on the table surface. UH GOOD MORNING
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:33 PM
J looks at Skunkton. Good morning, Skunkton! We made pie. it'll be ready soon.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 02:33 PM
NICE
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:35 PM
Would you like some?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 02:42 PM
I ASSUMED THAT WAS [Implication] BUT YES
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:43 PM
Great! He checks on the pie and nods. It's ready. He takes off the towel covering it and goes to retrieve plates and a knife.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 02:51 PM
Whoa!! You’re like a magician, kiddo!
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How’d ya know how ta bake so good?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:56 PM
I have a computer in my head! It's pretty cool, right? He cut it into slices, placing them on individual plates and putting these on the table, one for everyone. He covers the rest back up.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 02:56 PM
He munches on his pie contently
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 02:57 PM
He sits at the table and also starts to eat, using a fork and a knife like a civil person would.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:01 PM
he dives right in. There’s a lot of blueberry stuck to his face now
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:03 PM
"What a mess." How is it?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 03:04 PM
Delicious! I can’t believe I helped make something this good!
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:07 PM
Haha, I'm glad you like it!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 03:28 PM
This bitch is done eating and will now vacate the premises
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:29 PM
He was also done soon, picking up the plates and going to wash them.
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:43 PM
J...? What happened? I completely passed out from exhaustion...
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:45 PM
"Hello, father. Not much... I have finished the pie. Do you feel better now?"
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:46 PM
A little better. I wish I was not so damned weak. How did the pie turn out?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:47 PM
"It is better than I anticipated. The imbecile kept trying his damnest to ruin it..."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:49 PM
That's not a surprise. Were you crying earlier?
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:51 PM
"I... Am not sure myself. I wasn't even aware that I was."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 03:52 PM
I wish I could help, but there's not much I can do from this sofa... I'm here if you wish to talk, however.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 03:55 PM
J sighs quietly. "It's... This one specimen, the one that always keeps insisting he is my father. He sang to me. I'm not sure what happened there. I felt... Strange, and cried, but... I just... Don't know. What's happening to me?"
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:01 PM
Hmm... you could be having residual feelings. Memories. It's not a bad thing, per say. If you feel warmly towards idiots you have a past with, it's not your fault. He's not a bad person, he's just a fool. Don't let it cloud your judgement of other things, and you can enjoy yourself without guilt.
16:03
I don't want you to feel bad for having emotions. We all have emotions. That's why i'm doing this. I want my family back...
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:04 PM
"This... This does seem to be the case. Thank you. I won't let it cloud my vision. Don't worry, father, I'm going to help you get them all back. We're going to be whole again."
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:08 PM
I'm glad you understand. You're a good son. If there is anything I can do for you to make your life easier, you let me know.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:10 PM
"Actually... I'd like to visit you. Can I do that?"
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:13 PM
Do you? I'm afraid i'm in no state to entertain, but if you wish to visit you can come to my tower. You know the way.
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Spamton J BOT 27-Apr-22 04:14 PM
"Yes, I would like to. I'm not visiting for entertainment. I will soon be there."
16:16
He wiped his hands dry and turned off the water. Sorry, but I think I need to go now. I'll see you later!
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Saffron BOT 27-Apr-22 04:16 PM
If you insist. Safe travels.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 27-Apr-22 04:37 PM
Oh? Uh, Seeya kiddo!
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 09:33 PM
He utilizes the sink and the dish soap. Perhaps the sink is a little bit glitched up now. Who knows.
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?឵ BOT 27-Apr-22 09:34 PM
Are you bitches kidding me it takes so long to repair this house now with this fucked up code shit
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 09:36 PM
be glad i'm not doing it on purpose. Simply install a firewall or something damn
21:36
no wonder yall got the ILOVEYOUs
21:37
He dries his arms with a cloth. It looks indescribable.
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21:37
He puts his gloves back on and grins widely, beaming and starting to raid the kitchen cabinets
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?឵ BOT 27-Apr-22 09:40 PM
I’m just a house
21:40
Vinny says hi
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Noah BOT 27-Apr-22 09:40 PM
Casita lookin ass
21:40
Hi vinny love you
21:41
He finds a box of fruit loops and an apple. Score. He walks back to the common area
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?឵ BOT 27-Apr-22 09:41 PM
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee miss you
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 27-Apr-22 11:51 PM
I forgot to continue what he was doing lmao He gets in here and starts taking out stuff to bake
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Apr-22 12:10 AM
Pie done, set to cool off by the window. There's a little piece of paper beside it that says "CAUTION!!! KNOCK OUT PIE :)" in red ink.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:38 AM
Kitchen time! He sees the pie and resists throwing it out. Whoever made it it's none of his business Time to make some fancy pasta
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:41 AM
J walks into the kitchen, and smiles at Esau, waving. Oh, hello Esau!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:42 AM
Hmm? Hey J! What's up?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:46 AM
He sits at the table. Not much! Me and dad made a pie today.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:47 AM
Far out, apparently everyone is making pies today. I'm making ravioli.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:48 AM
Ooh, interesting. What are you going to fill them with?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:48 AM
Egg yolks!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:49 AM
Huh? That's a thing?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:51 AM
It's called raviolo al' uovo! I ate it all the time as a Big Shot! Sage has been placed on the table
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:52 AM
Is it... Really this tasty? J looked at Sage, bringing his hand closer to the little one.
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 12:52 AM
Sage sniffed his fingers, before rubbing on his hand like a cat, accepting scratches.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:52 AM
Oh, exquisite.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:53 AM
Oh, cool. Would you like help with preparations?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:56 AM
Oh I'm fine! But if you want you can separate the eggs! I'm only making two batches, for me and you, so I'd say ten eggs?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:57 AM
J smiles, taking out the egg carton. Yeah, I could do that!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 12:58 AM
Excellent! He's rolling out the pasta to make the shells
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 12:59 AM
He takes two bowls and neatly separates all of the eggs, using the shell method.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 01:04 AM
Niiice job, pal! Hey... did you do something with your hair? It's nice!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 01:05 AM
He smiles, running a hand through it. Yeah, I got it changed when we went to Ms. Lave, and thought I'd wear it similar to how she did it for me!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 01:10 AM
I like it! He is very carefully building the ravioli Can't let these cook too long, you want the yolk to be runny when you cut it... wanna make a sauce?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 01:12 AM
Oh, thank you! Yeah, I'd love to help!
01:13
What do I need to do?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 01:20 AM
Just make a sauce! A marinara! Surprise me!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 01:20 AM
Sure!
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He thinks about it, and makes a sage butter sauce. Because he knows these go well together.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 01:30 AM
Oh wow that smells fucking good, J. I didn't know you could cook!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 01:30 AM
J smiled. I basically look up stuff on my phone and try to follow directions. I guess I'm good at that, haha!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 01:55 AM
He is watching the cooking process meticulously Amazing. You got real good real fast!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 01:57 AM
Hehehaha, thanks! Pretty much all his movements were pretty precise... However, to avoid suspicion, he spilled some of the cut sage. Aww, dang... Guess I'm not that great still...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:01 AM
Aw, don't be discouraged, mincing herbs is an art! He pats him on the back
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:03 AM
He smiles a bit awkwardly. Oh, okay! Ge finushes with the herbs, and the sauce is ready. It's done!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:11 AM
Perfect timing! He makes a plate of five ravioli for each of them, and puts on the sauce. He gives a ravioli to Sage
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:12 AM
J puts some sauce on each plate, making sure it's enough to cover the ravioli.
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 02:12 AM
Sage bit into the pasta, quickly swallowing it in two bites.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:13 AM
Aw, you like that beeper? You got some egg on your face! He laughs
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:22 AM
J was about to start eating when a shiver passed along his spine... And with it came Joe's memories. He smiled. "Ah, Joe... Welcome."
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:26 AM
You alright?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:41 AM
Yeah! Just a draft. He starts eating his food, sorting through the new memories.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:47 AM
Yeah we need to put like, tempered glass on that window. He eats, offering another ravioli to Sage
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:48 AM
J pretty quickly finishes his portion, watching Sage eat with a smile.
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 02:49 AM
Sage devours that one too.
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Thank you papa!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:50 AM
He gasps happily and just slides his plate to Sage Eat up, sweetheart. He watches them with so much love in his eyes
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:50 AM
J makes a mental note on this.
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 02:51 AM
Sage gasps. So much food! They eat, getting sauce all over.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:51 AM
He stands and makes them chocolate milk in a sippy cup, then gives it to them
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 02:52 AM
Sage grabs the cup with two hands, drinking the milk.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:52 AM
J chuckles. Aww, aren't they adorable?
02:53
"Father? Are you aware that Esau has a child?"
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 02:53 AM
BUHWHAT?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:54 AM
J barely holds back a snicker, just smiling at the mental image he received.
02:54
"Yes. I have eyes on them now. It's name is Sage."
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 02:56 AM
That incompetent, belligerent, pitiful devil has a child?!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 02:56 AM
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02:56
Excuse me.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:56 AM
Bye!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 02:56 AM
he makes his way to the fridge, peering in side of it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:57 AM
Or not.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 02:57 AM
I just entered, I apologize if I am interrupting anything.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 02:57 AM
"Yes, unfortunately. Poor child." He supplies a memory of Esau explaining where Sage came from.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 02:58 AM
No of course not! I'll make some more ravioli!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 02:59 AM
Ravioli? That does sound good. Thank you.
02:59
he closes the fridge and takes a seat at the table, folding his arms in front of himself
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 03:00 AM
Seperating more eggs I hope you like eggs since this is egg yolk ravioli.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 03:01 AM
I do. They are quite a versatile food, arent they?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 03:02 AM
Absolutely! He's cookin! Anyway. What's your deal? I've never seen a Spamton that looked like you. I like it.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 03:04 AM
he winces, but manages to keep a straight face That is. Because I am not a Spamton. I am Sylvester. I'm an Addison that works in sales and... financial renegotiation.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 03:06 AM
J suppresses s shiver and smiles at Sylvester. Are you sure? You are still here by some miracle.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 03:08 AM
Financial renegotiation, huh? And hey if he says he's not a Spamton he's not a Spamton. He doesn't believe that for a second but eh
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 03:09 AM
Hm... I just... I mean, isn't it harmful gor him? It might be unhealthy in the long run. But whatever.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 03:10 AM
It's his business. He puts down a plate of ravioli and sauce in front of Sylvester
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 03:12 AM
he nods thankfully at Esau and digs in. This is fantastic, Esau.
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Yes I am still here. It is an error.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 03:13 AM
He bows a little and grins I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, you deal with so many Spamtons, you're bound to make mistakes sometimes.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 03:14 AM
Eh, yeah, maybe it is. I'm sorry for pushing it.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 03:18 AM
he hums, and continues eating. Its fine. Do not worry yourself over it too much. I can.. Understand the mistake.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 03:42 AM
I'm sure the house will spit you out soon! No worries!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 03:43 AM
he smiles, its a little strained I pray you are right.
03:46
he manifests one of his pipis and tosses it around a bit after he finishes his food. he seems to like to keep his hands occupied.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 03:46 AM
J looks at the pipis. But doesn't say anything.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:02 AM
Whoa, what is that?
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:02 AM
It is my gachapipis :) Its what I sell.
04:03
You have a chance of winning anything from a gift card to a restaurant of your choice to a brand new car.
04:03
There are no losers.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:03 AM
...That's a pipis?!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:03 AM
It is, I customized it to be more attractive to customers
04:04
With its bright color and unique shape
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:04 AM
Far out... mine are always just normal... and nothing good comes out of them.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:04 AM
Oh? perhaps you should reformat them. There might be a glitch in their code.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:07 AM
Nah, there's a glitch in MY code. I fused with NEO when I was in utero, and it messed me all up.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:07 AM
Neo? What is that?
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That is unfortunate. Pipis are one of the greatest tools in an Addison's toolset.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:09 AM
Some robot Swatch made for some Lightner that makes you powerful. Every Spamton has one in their dimension. Mine is weird.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:09 AM
I see. I have never heard of it before.
04:10
he folds his hands under his chin, like that one NGE dude's pose. you know the one. I take it your Neo also made you powerful?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:12 AM
Yeah. Actually in my Cyber City, all of our ads are predatory... we're monsters.
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 04:14 AM
As in confirmation, Sage bares their teeth in a smile.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:25 AM
Fascinating.
04:25
What benefit does that bring to your advertising practices?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:30 AM
Well, I'm kind of a dud. I didn't develop a monster until now, so I didn't have much of a leg up. My brothers though? One of them a siren who runs a gambling business. Owns his own casino. Another can shape shift, does fashion and cosmetics...
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:30 AM
I see. That does seem very useful.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:33 AM
The bigger your business gets, the more of a monster you become. Mine only came after everything I went through... it was kind of a process. I had to die for it to work...
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:33 AM
Die? Seems to be a common theme amongst the residents here.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:33 AM
Yeah. My brother ripped my heart right out of my chest.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:34 AM
he makes a sympathetic noise My condolences.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:38 AM
Oh no. He's insane. We're not friends.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:40 AM
No, I meant for you.
04:40
I imagine it was not a fun experience.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:41 AM
Oh yeah. It sucked. I got a sweet new monster out of it though! He grins
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:42 AM
he smiles back politely Well, if the ends justify the means, as they say.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:42 AM
I don't really sell anymore. Well. I do. Kind of? I'm a poet.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:43 AM
Oh? So you sell your words?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:43 AM
I do! I've been song writing, too.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:44 AM
A commendable pursuit! Not many would have the bravery to put themselves out there. How has it fared?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:45 AM
Pretty good! I'm published in a bunch of anthologies and I'm working on a book of all my own works to get on the market. I use my birth name. Nobody knows it's me.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:45 AM
Well, congratulations to you, Esau.
04:45
I'm glad you've able to find success in your own way.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:46 AM
Thank you. He smiles and pats Sage on the head And now I have this little beeper! Honestly things are pretty great.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:47 AM
he eyes the small thing curiously
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:48 AM
They're kinda complicated. They're named Sage! It's a tradition in my City, we're all named after plants.
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 04:48 AM
Sage tweets in a greeting, puffing out their chest.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:49 AM
he nods, still looking at the small addison I see. He is yours, by code?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:52 AM
In a sense. A Spamton who is also a galaxy gave me a pipis that I transfered my code into by touching it, and it hatched into then! ... My whole life is weird.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 04:53 AM
... I see.
04:53
I can't imagine being thrust into fatherhood was easy.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 04:55 AM
It was... hard. At first. You don't wanna hear my long psychological backstory, but honestly they're one of the best things that's happened to me. Watching them grow up with my friends and partner has been incredible.
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 04:56 AM
Sage tweets in response, walking up to Esau and rubbing against his hand like a cat.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:12 AM
J smiles, partting Sage's head. Such a cute tweety!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:13 AM
He nuzzles their head Who's my beeper?
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 05:13 AM
They squeak, leaning into Esau's hand.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:13 AM
Steps in and smiles at seeing J, Esau, and Sage in one place. HEY YALL!
05:13
AWW~
05:14
Looks at Sylvester. OH. HELLO THERE!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:14 AM
Hello Grover! It's good to see you!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:16 AM
Leans over to hug J, his dear friend, who he is sure is very glad to see him too yup
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:16 AM
Grover! He lights up and picks up Sage to go over and kiss the crown of his head
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:16 AM
J hugs back, patting his back lightly, smiling. Of course. Grover is his friend... As long as he is of use for Father.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:18 AM
OH, HEY, J, NICE STYLE! YOU LOOK [Anime]
05:18
I MEAN AWESOME
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:19 AM
He chuckles, smiling brightly at him. Thank you, Grover! I am glad you like it!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:21 AM
Cranes his head up to kiss Esau I M GONNA SCROUNGE UP SOME FOOD. He reaches out to take Sage. He likes to hold them
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:21 AM
There's pie if you want some!
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 05:22 AM
Sage snuggles against his chest, comfortable. Dad time :3
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:22 AM
Don't eat the knock out pie by accident.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:22 AM
:?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:23 AM
He gestures to the pie on the counter with the note I think Skunk made it.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:23 AM
HM. YES. He grabs a slice of not that.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:29 AM
So how you been Grover?
05:30
You missed fancy ravioli!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:31 AM
he nods at the newcomer. Hello, it's nice to meet you.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:32 AM
I VE BEEN GOOD, SLEPT IN AND DID SOME WORK. HI THERE! I M GRO VER! He puts his fork down and extends his free hand, balancing Sage in the other.
05:33
What was in the [Pasta]?
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:34 AM
he reaches over and takes Grovers hand, his handshake is gentle but firm My name is Sylvester, the pleasure is all mine.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:34 AM
Egg yolks!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:34 AM
[Mucho Gusto], SYLVESTER!
05:34
OOO SOUNDS TASTY!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:35 AM
it was very good. Esau is an excellent cook
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:35 AM
I have a shitload of egg whites left, you want pancakes?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:36 AM
Looks at a pop up for the time. ...Yea time is an illusion anyways. YU<P!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:37 AM
He makes a quick merengue and makes the fluffiest fucking pancakes ever, and puts some warm syrup on them Want one, Syl?
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:38 AM
one would be lovely, thank you.
05:38
would it be alright if I brewed some tea?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:38 AM
Go for it.
05:39
He puts some plates down for each of them and gives a fluffy one to Sage Heeere ya go beeper!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:40 AM
Ooh, could I have some too, please?
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 05:41 AM
Sage squeaks, and chomps down on these, tearing them to shreads.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:41 AM
he gets up from his seat and quickly makes his way over to the kettle area. He notices the surprisingly extensive tea selection with a pleased hum and picks out a genmaicha, setting the kettle to turn off at 80⁰c Sure. I am making myself a matcha tea. Is that alright with you?
05:41
ah excuse me, were you talking about pancakes? I apologize.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:43 AM
Both of these things, actually! Yes, matcha would be great. Thank you, Sylvester.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:43 AM
He whips up a latte for Grover
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:43 AM
Tries to... tries to... hang on... how do you click things... Ah! There! He takes a picture of Sage with his optic nerves and e-mails it to Reuben. Look at their precious lil teeth!!
05:43
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:46 AM
He kisses Grover's head again Light and sweet, for ya, sunshine. He puts down the latte
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:47 AM
He blushes and a lil pop up of a heart appears THANKS!
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:47 AM
he finishes brewing two cups and sets one down in front of Jay, and sits back down with his own
05:48
Thank you once again for the food Esau.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:48 AM
Hey it's no trouble! I like cooking for folks! You ever want fresh bread you give me a call!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:49 AM
Did someone say bread? Oh. His boyfriend said bread. CAN I HAVE SOME BREAD?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:50 AM
I haven't made any in a while, eat your pancakes, love ❤️
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:52 AM
he eats his pancake and sips his tea, thinking I think I may be staying the night. Is there a guest room I can stay in, or should I join Austin on the couch?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 05:54 AM
Jay took the cup, sipping the tea. If you'd like you could try your luck on the second floor. The house might make a room for you.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:55 AM
... Is that so?
05:56
this house sure is quite the anomaly, isn't it.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 05:58 AM
It's pretty incredible. It keeps having stuff try to knock it down and it keeps getting back up.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 05:59 AM
that is incredible. I wonder what it's coding looks like. he gets up, putting his dishes into the sink So. How do I know if the house has made a room for me. Is there something I have to do?
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Narrator BOT 28-Apr-22 05:59 AM
Suddenly, a slot machine shoots up from the ground in the kitchen. It looks fleshy
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:00 AM
[A]
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:00 AM
.... ?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:00 AM
NOT AGAIN
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:00 AM
is that normal.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:00 AM
Not really. You just head upstairs, and a door would appear. J shoots the machine a quick glance, hiding his smile behind his hand as he faked a cough. Gosh, that startled me!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:00 AM
Yeah. One of our housemates signed my brother's terms and conditions, now they pop up at random.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:00 AM
I see.
06:01
he inspects is curiously
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:01 AM
It looks... Weird, eugh. "I am sorry, Marigold. The machine is spectacular. I am in awe of your abilities."
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Narrator BOT 28-Apr-22 06:03 AM
It blinks beguilingly with little yellow Addisons glowing on it. Something is pumping in it
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:03 AM
he stands back and gently places the pipis he was tossing on the table Well. That is unsettling.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:04 AM
...Indeed. What's that inside it..?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:04 AM
Maybe it's better we don't find out.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:04 AM
...DAMN. THAT ONE LOOKS FUN.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:04 AM
Esau, as a token of thanks for your generosity, I would like to offer you one of my gachapipis for free. It does not open right away, but once it does, you will see what prize awaits you.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:04 AM
Uh, I think we better not touch the machine Grover...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:05 AM
WAIT DID YOU SAY GACHA
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:05 AM
the timer starts once you accept and hold it.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:05 AM
Grover, no.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:05 AM
he bows slightly at grover Yes, Gachapipis is what I sell.
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Narrator BOT 28-Apr-22 06:05 AM
play me Grover. Play meeee
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:05 AM
Every pipis is a winner.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:06 AM
He picks it up Huh...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:06 AM
There's an awful lot of temptation in this room right now.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:06 AM
J walks up to grover and places a hand on his shoulder. Grover we still need you. Do bot succumb to it
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:06 AM
He eats some pancake.
06:06
He is sweating.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:07 AM
he smiles, his eyes hidden It may take up to 24 hours to hatch. I wish you good luck, Esau.
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Narrator BOT 28-Apr-22 06:07 AM
Little Shop Of Horror voice Play meee
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:07 AM
he manifests a second one and places it in front of Grover And one for your beloved, as well.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:07 AM
:D
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:07 AM
the same conditions apply.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:08 AM
Huh...
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:08 AM
J sighs. Grover got the pipis... Now he might be distracted from the machine.
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Sylvester BOT 28-Apr-22 06:08 AM
he smiles once more and bows in thanks before leaving the kitchen Goodnight, everyone. Sleep well when you do.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:09 AM
Goodnight, Sylvester!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:09 AM
Later days!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:09 AM
THANKS SYLVESTER! HAVE A GOOD [Nite]!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:09 AM
Inspecting the gachapipis
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:10 AM
there is a gentle, rythmic tick tock coming from the gachapipis, like an analog clock
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:10 AM
YO I LL GLADLY TAKE THAT IF U DON T WANT IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:11 AM
I already touched it, it's for me. He smiles You can have it if it's not my style.
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:13 AM
the second gachapipis casually rolls a bit closer to grover.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:14 AM
Looks at it a bit, and then shrugs and Pockets his.
06:15
Finishes his pancake DID YOU LIKE YOUR SNACK SAGE? Lifts them like this
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:16 AM
as soon as grover touches is, the soft tick tock starts emitting from his pipis as well
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 06:16 AM
Sage tweets, sticking out their tongue. Held like this, they are long.and fluffy. Yes papa!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:17 AM
He pockets the gachapipis They're growing so fast!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:19 AM
Blows a raspberry into Sage's fur
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Sage BOT 28-Apr-22 06:20 AM
Sage bloops, giggling lightly.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:20 AM
He watches, he just smiles
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:25 AM
suddenly, Esau's left arm goes limp and unresponsive.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:25 AM
He was leaning against the table with it, now he's not. He hits the floor FUCK!
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:26 AM
there is a buzzing coming from his inventory that only he can hear
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:26 AM
GITCHEE GITCHEE GOO! Bouncing the baby. ....WAIT HUH?? ESAU??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:26 AM
:??? Hello...?
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:27 AM
his arm starts moving on its own, dragging him towards the bathroom
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:27 AM
UHH WHAT THE [$%^&]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:27 AM
GROVER I THINK I CAUGHT A VIRUS OR SOMETHING??
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:27 AM
UH UH SH!t
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:28 AM
the arm drops unresponsive again and all is silent for a beat before Esau's guts start to gurgle dangerously.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:28 AM
Puts Sage in J's arms. I TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE, J. Runs over to Esau
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:28 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
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?????? BOT 28-Apr-22 06:29 AM
you should go to the bathroom, Esau.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:29 AM
He leaps up and flees to the bathroom
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 06:29 AM
ESAU?? WHERE?? WHY ARE- WHERE-
06:29
Runs adfter him
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:31 AM
J holds the child. "Father! I have the kid! What do I do?!"
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 06:32 AM
Oh christ, already?! I'm not prepared!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:32 AM
"I know, this is so sudden!!"
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 06:36 AM
It's too soon! Just act natural!
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:37 AM
"Okay, father." He starts quietly cradling Sage, smiling. "They are adorable, however."
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 06:38 AM
They're very cute. It's a sin they have to rely on someone like Gardenia.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 06:52 AM
"Such a shame."
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 07:04 AM
J continued to babysit the child, letting it crawl over him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:51 AM
He steps in Hey J, hey Saaage!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:53 AM
HE<Y, THANK YOU SO MUCH, SORRY ABOUT THAT... He lifts Sage.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:53 AM
He looks at the mark on his wrist. He sighs Not the kind of tattoo I would have liked.
07:54
Like I need anymore fucking marks.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:55 AM
EHA. he laughs weakly. WE MATCH. YAY...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:55 AM
Well... that's one plus. He smiles
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:56 AM
GOD. THAT WAS TOO MUCH [Excitebike]. I M GONNA TAKE SAGE UP TO BED.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:58 AM
I'll come up with you.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:58 AM
OK A Y. LATER. J!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 28-Apr-22 07:59 AM
Later days, J. He smiles and nods to him
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 08:02 AM
J is still frozen in place. No one knows why
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 08:05 AM
...Son?
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 08:13 AM
Check in with me when you are able. Stay safe.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 08:15 AM
J startles awake. What just happened? He totally missed it. "Father?"
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 08:16 AM
You're alright! Thank god.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 08:18 AM
He blinked a few times, looking around. "What happened? Where's the child?"
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 08:18 AM
I believe Esau and his paramour took it while you were comatose. Forget that. Are you okay?
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 08:19 AM
"I uh... I, again, am not sure. I tried to act natural, but uh... Didn't exactly work out. Not sure what that was. Maybe it's the memories? We did just accept Joe into the family..."
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 08:22 AM
Please take it easy. I don't want anything to happen to you.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 08:23 AM
"I'll try, father. I'm sorry for worrying you."
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 08:26 AM
Good. Joe is acclaimating well.
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Spamton J BOT 28-Apr-22 08:27 AM
"It's great news. I'm glad he has joined us. I am afraid I'm getting exhausted. I should probably rest."
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Saffron BOT 28-Apr-22 08:28 AM
Please do. He hummed to him softly
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 28-Apr-22 09:01 AM
spamstanding
09:03
Frozen goes to town on making breakfast. The parfaits are back, french toast, bacon, hashbrowns... Damn this looks good.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 28-Apr-22 09:19 AM
He makes himself a plate and sits at the table. Everything is normal around here yeah.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 28-Apr-22 08:52 PM
spamstanding
20:52
PIE TIME
20:53
He takes the pie and some plates out to the common room.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 28-Apr-22 08:57 PM
He walks in here, still sleepy, and grabs some stuff from the leftovers of breakfast to eat
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Apr-22 10:58 PM
He's in here now, making chicken tendies bc that's what I'm gonna eat rn and it feels nice to match
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Apr-22 11:24 PM
Tendies ready. He's eating some with sauce and left plenty more in the oven for everyone because he's nice uvu
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Apr-22 11:33 PM
Social need a little low today....
23:33
sits
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23:40
He feels embraced.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-Apr-22 11:49 PM
Y'KNOW WHAT I'M [Sick and tired] OF BEING A [Wet cardboard] MAN! ! ! He stands up and goes outside
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:17 AM
YEAH THAT"S NOT NORMAL
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:17 AM
he enters, and goes about making tea Firstly, would you like any tea?
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:17 AM
OH YES PLEASE
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:17 AM
Secondly, no. It's not.
00:17
If Saul offers you anything, do not accept it. He has a different virus.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:18 AM
YEAH I FIGURED
00:18
WHAT TEA ARE YA MAKING??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:18 AM
he hums in acknowledgement of Austin's answer and takes out two cups, and boils enough water for two. He decides on an Irish breakfast tea, having missed out on caffeine earlier in the day How do you take your tea, Austin?
00:19
I am making an Irish breakfast tea, if that is suitable.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:19 AM
DOESN"T MATTER, BUT I DO LIKE MY BLACK TEAS WITH MILK AND SUGAR :^]
00:19
SO SAUL IS ALREADY FUCKED UP
00:19
WONDER WHO
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:20 AM
This also a good place to say, if the pipis changes color like that when you offer it, disengage. They only do that when they come in contact with another virus.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:20 AM
GOTCHA, WASN"T SURE IF THAT WAS A [specil] CASE FROM SAUL"S BS
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:20 AM
he puts milk and sugar in both cups, placing one in front of Austin and sitting down with his own
00:21
No, its a warning system so I know to get the hell out of the area. Normally I can spot a fellow virus, but some are more stealth than others.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:23 AM
SO HE NOW HAS AN [Dr. Evil] MASTER WHO HE CAN [chit chat] TO. AND HE IS VIRUSED. WELL THAT DOESn"T SOUND LIKE S0METHING I WANT TO GET INVOLVED WITH HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!
00:23
He waits for his to cool down a bit more before taking a sippy.
00:23
GOOD STUFF [btw]
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:26 AM
he smiles and takes a sip himself I am impressed with the selection of tea this house has. A pleasant surprise.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:30 AM
YEAH MAINLY ME AND ESAU"S FAULT I THINK.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:30 AM
Oh is that so? Esau did not seem like a tea drinker to me
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:31 AM
YEAH HE BREWS A COUPLE OF FANCIER TYPES. STEAMED MILK AND SYRUPS AND THE WHOLE [big bang]
00:31
SO YOU"RE TELLING ME YOU [clocked] ME FOR A TEA DRINKER THEN???
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:31 AM
I've seen your code, Austin.
00:32
And even outside of that... Just call it a hunch.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:32 AM
OH YEAH, MY CODE
00:32
SO HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE
00:32
SAVES ME FROM TELLING [fun facts] ABOUT MYSELF
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:32 AM
Honestly not much. When the pipis is activated it goes searching for valuable code to take hostage
00:33
It just happens to see some stuff in passing as it does so.
00:33
Which is how I learned your name, and your beverage preferences
00:33
And how you are decidedly not as stupid as you try to sell yourself as.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:34 AM
LISTEN THE DUMMER I AM THE BETTER. SAVES ME FROM GETTING INTO TROUBLE.
00:34
CAN YOU FIGURE OUT WHY I CUT MY ARM OFF??
00:34
OR IS THAT SOMETHING TO STUDY FOR YOU
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:35 AM
You didn't want anyone offering you help.
00:35
Which is... well. I can understand the sentiment, I suppose.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:36 AM
MHM. ANYTHING ELSE??
00:36
YOU"RE NOT WRONG THOUGH. THERE IS A BONUS TO IT
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:36 AM
he raises an eyebrow
00:36
Would you humor me and tell me the secondary reason?
00:36
Again, I do not get the whole picture, just snippets.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:41 AM
WELL He taps his chin, unsure of how much to say. I WAS [learn more inside] ABOUT YOU. HOW IT AFFECTS MY [gone girl] ARM. HOW THE CODE WORKS WITH IT. HOW I FELT WITH IT, AS IT SEEMS. SINCE YOU LIK3D TO [chomp chomp] IT SO MUCH. HOW IT WASn"T CALLED OFF. AND ALSO, TO SEE HOW MANY [notice anything stange] ON IT. I COULD HAVE JUST OUTRIGHT SAID WHAT WAS [Up the Movie], BUT THAT WOULD ONLY BE A [temp file] SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM... A.K.A: YOU.
00:41
BIRDWATCHING GOES BOTH WAYS
00:41
HAVE A FAVOURITE TEA??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:42 AM
he grins, its genuine I am a fan of genmaicha.
00:43
I knew i was right in approaching you.
00:43
he casually sips at his tea Have you considered ever becoming a virus yourself? You would fit right in, I believe.
00:44
Especially with Noah's line of work.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:47 AM
GENMAICHA... WILL HAVE TO PICK SOME UP THEN. I"M ALREADY [riddle me this] WITH... STUFF. NOT SURE HOW IT WOULD ALL [conflict] OUT. AND NOAH. WHAT HAS HE TAKEN TO DOING?
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:48 AM
He is unmatched in information gathering, outside of actual spyware.
00:49
he takes out his phone and shoots off a quick text to Noah, to update him on the situation 📲 Austin has agreed to help us out. I'm glad my gut feeling wasn't wrong! He really is fascinating.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:51 AM
MHM. GATHER MUCH HERE??? HEAHEAHEA!! I IMAGINE VOID MUST BE VERY INTERESTING TO YOU TWO.
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Noah BOT 30-Apr-22 12:52 AM
📲 Yaaaaay <3 When do we get to study him? 📲 I'm only half joking! He seems to be able to convince people if he puts his mind into it. Hope evrythings doin well too in the hellhouse >7>
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:53 AM
📲I was pulled here under.... interesting circumstances. I will tell you about it when i'm home~
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00:53
Oh we indeed found out some... interesting information.
00:54
But that is conversation for another time.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 12:55 AM
I HEAR YA He nonchalantly waves it off. SO. WHAT CONVERSATION DO YOU WANT TO HAVE??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 12:56 AM
Hmm. Well. I would love to know more about you Austin. But I have a feeling you don't normally like talking about yourself.
00:57
It takes one to know one, after all.
00:57
But I must ask, what is it that you normally do around here.
00:58
I must say as well, it seems much less lively than the last time I visited.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:04 AM
OH BUT [We (inclusive)] CAN [lie down] ABOUT OURSELVES :^] HONESTLY [We (exclusive)] ARE VERY [domestic animals] AROUND HERE WITH THE OCCASIONAL BORDERLINE WORLD ENDING [plot point]. ... I DOn"T THINK EVERYONE IS HERE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!
01:04
AND YOUR OWN WOrLD MUST BE FUN. A WORLD WITHOUT SPAMTON.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:05 AM
... Yes.
01:05
The public still mourns his loss. It's pretty pathetic!
01:05
I think its better off this way.
01:06
Especially after seeing how many of the other spamtons here fared.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:07 AM
EVERYONE HERE IS [Doom Eternal] TO FAIL, OR STILL HAS TO FALL. I ENJOY WATCHING IT HAPPEN. SO HE WENT RECENTLY??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:08 AM
It has been... he takes a moment to count about 5 years, give or take. I don't really keep track.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:11 AM
MHM. 5 YEARS OF [mourning dove] SOMETHING I BET THEY HARDLY UNDERSTOOD HEAHEAHEA!!! SHOUT OUT TO [parasocial relationships]!!!
01:11
WONDER WHAT YOUR SPAMTON DID IN YOUR WORLD TO MAKE IT BIG
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:11 AM
He was a beloved public figure but yes, they were more in love with the idea of him than the man himself.
01:11
Pretty sickening, isn't it?
01:11
Rumor has it he received a phone call that changed his life.
01:12
Shame he died just as he hit his stride.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:14 AM
MHM. BUT I GUESS HE HAD IT COMING ANYWAYS!!!
01:14
BEING THAT BIG PUTS A TARGET ON YOUR BACK
01:15
HOW DID HE DIE??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:15 AM
That is does.
01:15
He was infected with a virus, and let it run its course. They had to terminate him.
01:15
he lowers his glasses, looking at Austin A shame, really.
01:16
That he felt that was his only way out of his situation.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:24 AM
WELL, LIKE YOU SAID: [I think its better off this way.] SHAME HE FELT THAT WAY. I ALWAYS LOVED TO SEE THE LITTLE GUYS REJECT [function and purpose]. LIKE AN ADDISON WHO DOESN"T SELL :^] OR A SWATCHLING WHO DOESn"T [service]. THE [silly strings] SURE ARE [restraining]!!! MAYBE THAT"S WHY I LIKE IT HERE. NO ONE IS ADVERTISING TO EACH OTHER.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:27 AM
That must be nice.
01:27
But yes. I agree. I think it is much healthier to shed your "designated programming" and do something else.
01:28
I feel much more free now that I am what I am, more than I ever did as an Addison.
01:28
Many people would not see it the way I do, and just assume I want to be neutralized and cured.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:32 AM
WELL [long term side effects] ARE UNDESIRABLE, CAN"T FAULT THE [general public] FOR THAT TOO MUCH. OF COURSE BECOMING SOMETHING BETTER MAKES YOU... WELL BETTER THAN THE REST. AND NO ONE WANTS TO BE ON THE LOOSING [team].
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:35 AM
Haha. That's very true.
01:36
And what is your opinion on viral citizens who do not want to be cured? I'm assuming it is at least neutral, considering you are here talking with me and not rushing to find the closest ambyu-lance or equivalent in this world.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:44 AM
I"VE NEVER CARED FOR AMBYU-LANCES. THEY GET IN THE WAY AND DO A PISS POOR JOB. I"VED WORKED WITH A FEW [independent contractors] BEFORE WHO WERE VIRAL. BEING THE BIG SHOT I WAS, I LOVED HELPING OTHERS AND ALL THAT :^3 NOT EVERY ONE IS LIKE YOU TWO. SOMETIMES BEING [viral meme] DOES NOT HAVE ANY [beneficiaries] BESIDES GETTING [excommunicated] HEAHEAHEA!!! BUT ALL THE MORE REASON TO HELP I SAY!!!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:44 AM
he nods, satisfied with his answer
01:45
They are very terrible at their jobs, aren't they?
01:45
Noah and I have been chased by them for years and not once has one gotten close to catching us!
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:47 AM
ARE THEY A PART OF AN [organized division] IN YOUR WORLD??
01:48
WELL IF YOU EVER GET CLOSE TO BEING CAUGHT, I GUESS THIS IS AS GOOD A PLACE TO HIDE AS ANY
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:50 AM
... You know, I never considered that. You're right.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:51 AM
REALLY???
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:51 AM
And yes, they are. They mostly deal with viruses who are caught by other citizens, mostly werewires, and deal with neutralizing them. They're shit at doing their own catching.
01:52
Listen, you have to understand this place makes me. Uncomfortable. I'm sure you can understand my not thinking to use this place as a safe haven.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:54 AM
IN MY WORLD, THEY ARE A BIT MORE... ROGUE YEAH BUT I"M SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO [cut your losses] HEAHEAHEA!! WHAT"S A LITTLE BIT OF COMFORT FOR SOMETHING GREAT
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:55 AM
True. That's why I am still here right now.
01:55
I know there are at least... two residents here who would love nothing more than to beat me into red pixels, and they could walk in this room at any moment
01:55
But this conversation has been worth the risk.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:57 AM
AND WHO ARE THEY?? ESAU AND GROVER??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 01:57 AM
Yes, though I imagine Esau would be the one to do the actual beatdown.
01:57
I hardly get being so incensed over having your arm held ransom. I could have been much worse.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 01:59 AM
WELL YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED IN THE END, RIGHT??
01:59
AND HE:S KIND OF A MONSTER
01:59
LITERALLY
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:00 AM
He mentioned as such, but I haven't really seen what that actually entails.
02:00
And yes, I did. You could say it is thanks to him that you have your sizable forward payment.
02:00
he smirks and sips his tea, finishing the cup.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:02 AM
SOMETHING WITH HIS CODE, HE GETS BIG AND SHIT. WHOLE NEW [Alolan Form] aND ALL THAT. I HAVE A [sampling] OF HIS TEETH IF YOU EVER NEED IT :^]
02:03
I BET HE WAS LOADED [judging] THE CLOTHES HE WEARS HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!!!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:12 AM
Heh, well, about that.
02:12
I believe I heard him mention to Grover that he is... well. Not well off, finacially, at the moment.
02:12
But you didn't hear that from me.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:14 AM
SO GROVER PAID THEN...? HOW FUNNY!!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:15 AM
Oh no, Esau paid for himself, but it was a painful transaction.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:17 AM
WELL NO WONDER THEY WANT TO BEAT YOU TO A PULP!!!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:18 AM
he smiles so sweetly Their financial distress is none of my business, I have my own livelyhood to look out for, after all~
02:18
Maybe if they knew basic internet safety, they wouldnt have been put in such a situation.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:21 AM
WELL HE HASn"T [attempted manslaughter] YOU YET THAT"S AWFULLY [ice] OF HIM ANY PLANS TO KEEP THAT FROM HAPPENING THE NEXT TIME HE [eyes emoji] YOU?????
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:23 AM
Oh I think I'll be able to hold my own.
02:24
I am not unfamiliar with fighting.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:28 AM
OF COURSE WELL, HE HAS A KID THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS PUNT TOO HEAHEAHEA!!!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:29 AM
I try not to involve children, but that is true.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:33 AM
SOMETHING TO KEEP IN [mind over body] THEN!!! NOT THAT THE ORDEAL WILL [she's all that] IMPOSING FOR YOU ANYWAYS!!! He goes to put his cup away. UP TO ANYTHING EXCITING BACK HOME??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:34 AM
Oh, we've been laying low to try and avoid that werewire I mentioned last time I was here. We... got greedy, and tried to hit him a third time a bit too soon. He's just... so stupid.
02:35
he sighs, smiling Its incredible. Normally you can't hit the same target more than once or twice, if you're lucky.
02:35
So, in our downtime, we've been watching lightener horror movies.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:36 AM
OH YEAH?? NEVER CARED FOR FILMS. ANY YOU ENJOY??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:37 AM
It may come as a surprise, but my favorite are the campy b-movie ones.
02:37
My particular favorite is the Wretched Deceased series.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:40 AM
HOW MANY HAVE YOU GOTTEN THROUGH??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:42 AM
All three that are currently out. There are rumors there might be a television series based on it soon, and I am praying they put actual effort into it.
02:44
The lead always does a wonderful job, but directors tend to try and make things as fast as possible and as cheap as possible.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:46 AM
BUT OF COURSE!!! TAKE WHATEVER [kromer] YOU CAN MAKE AND RUN WITH IT!!!
02:47
MOVIES THAT AIM TO AMUSE DO THAT
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:47 AM
Oh i meant less of the actual monetary cost and just... hm. How to put it.
02:48
Its hard to explain with words I must admit, but it would be apparent if you saw it happening.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:50 AM
GUESS I WILL SIMPLY HAVE TO WATCH ONE SOME TIME
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:51 AM
If you ever felt so inclined, assuming Noah agrees to it, you are welcome to come visit our apartment to watch them.
02:51
I can even provide dinner, if that appeals to you.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:52 AM
MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER SOMETIME :^]
02:52
COOK MUCH??
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??? BOT 30-Apr-22 02:53 AM
There's a noise shuffling from the cupboards
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:53 AM
AWESOME.
02:54
He looks at the cupboard, but stays put.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:58 AM
watch
02:58
... do you have mice?
02:58
And yes, I enjoy cooking, especially for others.
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Noah BOT 30-Apr-22 02:58 AM
📲 At some point I'm gonna visit btw Idk whats going on but seems fun
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 02:59 AM
I THINK MR POWERS ATE THEM ALL
02:59
COULD BE WRONG
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??? BOT 30-Apr-22 02:59 AM
Muffled from the cupboard Where am I
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 02:59 AM
📲 Please do, I've been having an excellent conversation with Austin. He is quite observant and I think you will become even more fascinated with him.
02:59
... I think there is someone in your cupboards.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:00 AM
YEAH I THINK SO TOO
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??? BOT 30-Apr-22 03:00 AM
AW Come on did I end up in that place again????
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:00 AM
He barges out of the cupboard, slumping on the floor
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:01 AM
OH HEY :^]
03:01
LONG TIME NO SEE
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:01 AM
🤨
03:01
I must have been lucky to have... entered through the bathroom.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:01 AM
HE IS PERHAPS THE MOST NORMAL PERSON HERE
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:01 AM
Oh? And who is he?
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:02 AM
Oh hey hole guy! He waves a little bit, and gets up from the floor
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:02 AM
....he looks. Familiar.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:02 AM
He starts pouring himself a cup of water Samson's the name, nice to meetcha....emo kid ? What's your name
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:02 AM
I"M HOLE GUY TO YOU HUH
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:03 AM
..... no way.
03:03
.... My name is Sylvester. It is nice to meet you, Samson.
03:03
he whips his phone out lightning fast
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:03 AM
We were fighting about a hole, you were trying to keep people in the hole. You're the hole guy.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:03 AM
📲 NOAH. NOAH. EMERGENCY. EMERGENCY. HE'S HERE. HE'S HERE? IN FRONT OF ME. NOAH. NOAH. NOAH. I AM GOING TO SCREAM.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:03 AM
STILL HAVE TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN
03:04
YOU KNOW WHAT. SURE. I"LL LIVE WITH HOLE GUY. ONLY BECAUSE I AM IN A NICE MOOD
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:04 AM
Nice to meet you Sylvester! Guessing you're a newcomer? I don't come here often so I could be wrong.
03:04
Hell I forgot about that! Olive garden sounds about right
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Noah BOT 30-Apr-22 03:04 AM
📲 Who is here????? Why are you freaking out man
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:04 AM
Yes, I just came by this place... Hm. I don't know how long ago it has been here, but this is my second time visiting.
03:05
📲 SAMSON FUCKING GABELL JUST BURST OUT OF A FUCKING CUPBOARD RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. HE CALLED ME AN EMO KID.
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Noah BOT 30-Apr-22 03:06 AM
📲 LMAO????? HOW DOES HE END UP THERE JUST LIKE THAT??? xASDLKAJDSLJ
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:06 AM
WHAT WERE YOU DOING THIS TIME SAM???
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:06 AM
he is sitting where he is, polite, just watching Austin and Samson interact. he is normal. He is calm about this. he is internally screaming.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:07 AM
Oh I see! Well if you're anything like me, keep your eye out to end up like this in the most surprising ways possible
03:07
Oh you know, the usual. Finishing shooting for the new series, going to talk shows.
03:07
I tried to go to a farmer's market to help the other day but I ended up in one of these in between trips and lost an entire crate of cucumbers!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:07 AM
📲 I DONT KNOW BUT HE'S HERE. I'M 99% SURE ITS HIM. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:08 AM
CUCUMPER
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:08 AM
Nodding wisely Cucumper.
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Noah BOT 30-Apr-22 03:09 AM
📲 Idk thats some really funny karma halksjlkaf get his autograph or something !!!!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:09 AM
📲 I CANT ASK FOR THAT I DONT WANT TO COME OFF AS A FANBOY?????? HE IS PROBABLY OFF THE CLOCK AND NOT EXPECTING SOMEONE TO ASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH NOAH I AM DYING.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:11 AM
SO UH. CUCUMPERS... EVER TRY PICKLING EM??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:11 AM
Pickling is very satisfying.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:11 AM
I'm kind of stuck now, I was just in a signing booth and crawled down under the table because I dropped my pen and ended up in the cupboard. Guess It's a sign I should just chill a bit He takes a sip of water and looking around, analyzing both Frozen and Sylvester very closely.
03:12
I haven't but I can open pickle jars with surprising ease! People on set keep asking me for my jar skills
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:12 AM
he is so thankful his glasses don't show his eyes he's so thankful for his fucking aversion to having his eyes seen
03:13
That is unfortunate, and must have been pretty jarring.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:13 AM
OH WOW I SHOULD TRY [where's waldo] YOU WHEN I NEED HELP.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:13 AM
To end up. in a cupboard.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:13 AM
HEY NICE PUN
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:13 AM
It was unintentional but thank you.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:14 AM
IT"S OKAY SAM I AM NOT IN A HOLE MOOD TODAY. NO ONE IS GOING TO BE HARMED OR STUCK TODAY.
03:14
WANT A SAMICH
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:15 AM
He bursts out laughing Okay that one was a-mason
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:15 AM
pogton
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:15 AM
he's normally so good with words but he doesn't even know where to start. he was no expecting this. He- fuck. puns. fucking puns. Help. help him. oh my gfod
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:15 AM
SEEMS LIKE YOU WERE REALLY IN A PICKLE
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:16 AM
Hell yeah dude just get your 'sub on He takes a seat near Sylvester, and watches the both of them like a hawk
03:16
pogton
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:16 AM
OHHHHHH MY GOD HE IS SITTING NEXT TO ME. GET IT TOGETHER SYLVESTER YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL VIRUS. YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT. YOU KNOW HOW TO NOT BE WEIRD. YOU HAVE IMAGINED THIS SCENARIO BEFORE. JUST SAY SOMETHING
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:17 AM
SAY, EVER PLAY THOSE GACHA GAMES?? He looks to Sylvester.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:17 AM
he coughs a little bit Excuse me, Samson.
03:17
he shoots austin a quick look, and making a "not this one" gesture
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:18 AM
For my own well being, I do not
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:19 AM
He chuckles, but respects it. SMART SMART
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:19 AM
Had run ins with gambling before, I don't touch the stuff
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:19 AM
OH REALLY
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:19 AM
he waits to try and get his attention again. fuck. fuck.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:19 AM
My personal philosophy these days is, if I spend more than D$5 ...Kromer. In gacha I have the urge to blow the whole place up.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:20 AM
HELL YEAH
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:20 AM
he tries again Excuse me, Samson...
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:20 AM
I FEEL THE SAME
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:20 AM
Yes? He turns to look at him, beady eyes blinking so cutely
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:21 AM
KEEP IT FUCKING TOGETHER SYLVESTER I. Well. I just wanted to say, I am quite a big fan of your work. I hope that is not weird of me to say while you are not working. If it is, I apologize.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:21 AM
Frozen is vibrating like a fucking phone do NOT laugh. Not now.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:23 AM
He smiles brightly, to the point sparkle effects are coming out of him Really? What a small multiverse huh! No no It's never a bother to talk to a fan at all. I guess it was jarring to YOU seeing me just crawl out of a cupboard then? He gives him his trademark wink and extends a hand out
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:24 AM
he takes his hand and shakes it firmly. There are stars in his eyes, but no one can see that I must admit it was the last thing I expected to happen. The multiverse is very small indeed.
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Ezra "Geocities" Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 03:25 AM
Hellooooo? Ezra peeks into the kitchen. House full today. Could someone give me quick directions :^)
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 03:25 AM
I CAN TRY.
03:25
And get away from these two.
03:25
🚶
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:26 AM
He momentarily looks at the new person to speaks before frozen gets up You can just enter thro----oh okay then thats fine
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03:28
He looks back at Sylvester Small indeed! This place is still so surreal to me. Who could guess a house dedicated to the fictional character I play in a movie for my huge comeback exists, you know?
03:28
an interdimensional one at that!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:29 AM
he nods It is quite the anomaly. I'm still not very used to it, myself.
03:30
You must be from my future...? It is 2007 where I am, and I do not believe I've heard of that movie.
03:30
Though, where I am, we get lightener movies on a delay.
03:31
... the Wretched Deceased is my favorite series you star in.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:32 AM
oh damn that's a looong time ago. I'm from the good ol' 22
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:32 AM
Fascinating....
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:33 AM
Aww I'm glad to see fans of the series were still around back then...I don't really remember what I was up to in that year. Pretty telling I'd say.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:33 AM
I believe you were... "going through it" as they say
03:33
But your work was still up to par, in my opinion.
03:34
... I am glad to see you made it through the dark times, as it were.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:36 AM
There's been a revival in interest in the WD series since the newer show was released but it's always so great to see young minds being inspired by what I took part in back then. Truly wonderful He has a fond smile in his face
03:36
Yeah I was going through it for sure, but don't worry. Rehab, therapy, extreme sports and my pals have all helped me get back on track.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:38 AM
I am happy to hear it, Samson.
03:38
.... They release a show?
03:38
Thank the angels.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:41 AM
Oh yeah. And we actually finally got it renewed! We're truly not in the darkest timeline I'd say
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:41 AM
oh he could cry....
03:41
I look forward to seeing it, when it does release.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:43 AM
You're very flattering Sylvester! I like your attitude already. He seems to think for a bit ...Well you spoke of lower quality stuff...You want me to hook up with some of the originals from your time period on dvd? Better than some pirated low quality stuff I'd bet?
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:48 AM
I.... Would be incredibly grateful for that, Samson.
03:48
Would you like payment? I have no qualms with giving you some monetary compensation for your generosity.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:49 AM
Nah
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:49 AM
And I am just speaking the truth, Samson. You should be proud of your older work, even if its from a time you don'
03:49
don't look back fondly on.
03:50
Are you sure? I won't push, but it is still incredibly generous of you to offer that to a relative stranger.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:56 AM
Awww thank you kid. I've gotten past my self hating phase and that good ol' obsession with perfection. So I do take pride on my stuff, even the shitty ones I did with Ichor to just keep myself afloat. I think people knew I was on perc 20 in some of these shoots but I think it adds to it these days
03:56
Eh don't worry about it. I have a lot of copies and burning a dvd isn't really that hard. I can even sign it to make it a little more valuable if you want.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:57 AM
Oh I would never dream of selling it, but, that would mean a lot to me Samson
03:57
Thank you
03:57
he is smiling warmly You are a very kind man
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:58 AM
And you are a good fan. So polite! He pats his shoulder reassuringly
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:58 AM
he chirps happily and freezes a bit when he does so. damn it.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 03:59 AM
:D
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 03:59 AM
:>
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:00 AM
:D
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:01 AM
I apologize again for making you talk about your work! I just, figured I might as well seize the opportunity to tell you how much I enjoy your work, seeing as this place is... the way it is.
04:01
Thank you for indulging me
04:01
he bows a little bit, out of habit
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:02 AM
He crawls in. HOW"S IT GOING IN HERE???
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:03 AM
He ruffles his own feathers, pleased with this outcome. No problem kid, my work is my life so I'm always down to clown. He looks at frozen, waving to him I think I embarrassed him a good bit already. If you wanna take the floor it's all yours!
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:03 AM
EMBARRASSED?? pogton
04:04
WELL WHAT DID YA DO???
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:06 AM
I... I am not embarrassed!
04:06
his face flushes a bit darkly, matching his ash-colored cheek circles
04:06
he coughs Anyways, Would you like something to eat or drink, Samson? I'm sure if you were in the middle of a signing, it has been a while since you've done either.
04:07
I would be happy to make something. I was telling Austin earlier that I enjoy cooking for others.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:09 AM
Oh you know. Being unapologetically me is embarrassing enough already! I'm just messing with you kid He laughs heartily Well if you don't mind me being quiet for a little bit I'll just zone out for a little bit. I bet you can cook really well Sylvester, you seem like the kind who knows what you're doing.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:10 AM
he smiles as he gets up, stretching his arms out a bit That I do, Samson. Please do whatever you need to do to be comfortable, I do not mind.
04:10
Do either of you have a preference for what I make? I have a feeling this house will be stocked with whatever I need to make anything.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:11 AM
BIG FAN OF MEAT. HOW ABOUT YOU SAM???
04:12
OR ARE YOU GONE
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:15 AM
Hmmm.
04:15
`he wanders towards the cabinets and pulls out a baking tray, a wire rack, tin foil, and a cast iron frying pan
04:16
he pulls some new york strip steaks from the fridge, along with some cultured butter and minced garlic. I will make steak, simple, but a fan favorite of most.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:18 AM
I like a good ol' steak yeah! The pilot is still trying to take off to the moon! As he says that he just stares vacantly. He is over the moon
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:20 AM
he preheats the oven and prepares the meat, seasoning it generously with sea salt and pepper, popping it in once the oven is ready for 15 minutes. As that is happening he picks out another pan and quickly scallop-cuts some potatoes, dropping them into the secondary skillet with some butter, cream, salt and pepper. Once the timer goes off, he takes the steaks out of the oven and transfers them to the cast iron, which has been sitting on high heat with some olive oil. Reverse seared steak time lads.
04:20
he quickly finds a vegetable to serve this with as well. French cut green beans.
04:23
he's humming as he cooks, making sure nothing overcooks or starts to burn. He's had plenty of practice managing several items at a time, it seems.
04:24
this is what he's humming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQVpP9nS1ao
Son Lux
Son Lux — "A Different Kind of Love" (Official Visualizer)
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:25 AM
pogton
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 04:25 AM
He bursts in looking elated GUYS MY BROTHER- He pauses. And then his eyes turn black YOU!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:25 AM
sylvtrolled
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:25 AM
trolled
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:25 AM
he quickly finishes everything and plates it lightning speed
04:26
I apologize but I will not be joining you for dinner. Please enjoy.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 04:26 AM
He leaped over the table and grabs him
04:26
I'M GONNA KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU VIRUS!!
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:26 AM
he manages to dodge out of the way, making it so he is near the exit
04:27
I'm sure you would love that, but unfortunately, I have things i must be doing at home.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:27 AM
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:27 AM
I would ask that you not disturb these two gentlemen while they eat.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 04:27 AM
He roars and runs after him like an animal
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:27 AM
SORRY I TRIED SPACING OUT
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:27 AM
Samson, it was nice to meet you. Austin, you will find my number in your contacts.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:27 AM
ESAU CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:28 AM
he quickly bows before running out the door
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:28 AM
WHAT"S UP WITH YOUR BROTHER
04:28
BYEEEEE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 04:28 AM
GET BACK HERE! He runs after him RANSOMWARE!
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:29 AM
WELL. THE FOOD LOOKS GOOD.
04:29
He starts to chow down.
04:29
For a guy who can hold his own he sure bolted fast.
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?????? BOT 30-Apr-22 04:30 AM
consider the fact he didnt want to ruin the food he jsut made, fool
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:30 AM
Who cares lmfao.
04:30
He watches from the kitchen, dinner and a show.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:30 AM
I care
04:31
What. The boy's a virus or somethin'?
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:31 AM
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IT HAPPENS.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:32 AM
oh well ):
04:32
He proceeds to start cutting and eating his steak
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:34 AM
Frozen is just stabbing the whole thing with the fork and eating it godbless. SO... HOW DO YOU LIKE IT???
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:41 AM
Hmmm yes! It's really good! Shame we couldn't share
04:42
I'm a carnivore so I really appreciate a well cooked steak in record time due someone trying to murder ya. Send Compliments to the chief since you can reach him
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:42 AM
OF COURSE
04:42
📱 Hey ty for the food sammy here really likes it!!
04:43
SO A CARNIVORE HUH??? SOUNDS LIKE A PAIN
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:44 AM
Not obligate. I just really like meat HAHAHA!
04:45
I don't think the bird people we are are picky on what we eat
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:46 AM
NICE :^]
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:46 AM
sent after the confrontation upstairs 📲 Thank god. I was worried the steaks would be ruined after I had to rush so the monster wouldn't make them inedible in his rage. Tell him I am glad he enjoyed them, and thank you for the conversation.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:47 AM
SYLVESTER IS GLAD YOU ENJOY THE STEAK
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:48 AM
Nice. So say. What happened while I was gone?
04:49
Last time I saw you you had less markings and more arm
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:50 AM
Uh I HAD A QUIRKY WHITE BOY MOMENT OR TWO
⚪ 5
04:50
🤪
04:51
DEPENDING ON HOW THINGS GO I [it's gonna be may] LOOK DIFFERENT AGAIN THE NEXT TIME WE MEET. IT KINDA SUCKS.
04:53
SO UH. NEW SERIES HUH???
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 04:57 AM
Oh tell me about it. I was a litttle goated with the sauce back then too. Hope you get better! Specially with the arms out situation
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:59 AM
HOW DID YOU GET BETTER?? FROM [top ten] QUIRKY MOMENCE??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:59 AM
📲 Austin. Are you friends with Esau.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:59 AM
📱 Not really. Why how did it go.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 04:59 AM
📲I would like you to make his life hell, if possible. I will pay you double for this.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 04:59 AM
📱 sounds great im in
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 05:00 AM
📲 I don't care how you do it, or how hard you go. Make him suffer.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:02 AM
📱 will do boss!!! 🙂
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 05:02 AM
📲 Sylvester has sent Austin 2000$ dark dollars A forward payment. You will get the rest at a later date. Please document what you do, and send me updates at your leisure.
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:03 AM
Well main thing? Wanting to change
05:04
if you don't wanna stop there's no stopping it no matter how much "help" you get. And I dont mean drop everything bad i mean...making compromises n shit
05:05
I traded bar fights and trespassing, shoplifting, petty theft, public fights, etc for extreme sports for an example
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:06 AM
📱 ok!!!
05:07
WHAT DID YOU STEAL????
05:08
AND I AM GOING TO BE HONEST I DO NOT THINK I CAN DO SPORTS
05:09
UNLESS THEY WANT TO HAVE ME BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CHILDREN OR WHOEVER IS THE SAME SIZE AS ME
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:11 AM
it doesnt need to be sports! It can be something you enjoy that you can just compromise for your well being...even if its illegal. Or stupid.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:12 AM
MHM
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:12 AM
I stole a 2003 Honda civic
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:12 AM
WHY A 2003 HONDA CIVIC
05:13
ACTUALLY I FEEL LIKE THAT CHECKS OUT
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:14 AM
Cant help being a gemini I think. but no, it was the first thing I managed to hot wire when I was high
05:14
crashed it too
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:16 AM
THAT"S ALMOST IMPRESSIVE. IF YOU DIDN"T CRASH IT.
05:16
AND THE FIGHTS???
05:16
GOT ANY GOOD FIGHTING MOVES???
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:19 AM
Oh plenty! I was the action movie hero guy you know!
05:20
It's a miracle people decided to hire me for Spamton given my experience.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:21 AM
ACTUALLY... WHAT IS THE SPAMTON STORY IN YOUR UH... FILM??
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:30 AM
Uh well. Unlucky addison desperate for business receives a phone call, gets business from a mysterious benefactor and rises to success. The calls suddenly stop at the peal of his career as he suffers a terrible downfall. Any of it seems familiar?
05:30
peak*
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:32 AM
YUP. AND I"M SURE MOST HERE WOULD SAY THE SAME!!!!!!
05:32
WHAT ABOUT... AFTER THAT...?
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:36 AM
He meets the lightners which is what the movie's about. Its about the tale of this clearly controlled kid, and this movie focuses on cyber world and its inhabitants.
05:36
tries scamming them while begging for help desperately, really
05:37
which I guess is why they hired me. Too close to home at my roughest patches.
05:38
in the end he fails seeking feeedom through the huge machine he's got and decides to become their strength.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:39 AM
WOW!!! THAT"S QUITE THE ENDING FOR HIM!!!!!
05:40
BUT IT"S NOT LIKE HE"S THE MAIN CHARACTER ANYWAYS
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:41 AM
Quite a tragic tale. It reasonates with a lot of people
05:41
Well he is the main of his own story. So I think that matters in the end
05:42
the amount of fans of the puppet for what he is is unbeliavable.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:42 AM
EW THAT GUY HAS FANS??? He looks into the camera and cringes.
spampoint 3
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:44 AM
Buddy, hes a tumblr sexyman
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:45 AM
SAY WORDS LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN AND I WILL K1LL YOU
05:45
DON"T YOU HAVE A FARMERS MARKET TO HELP OUT
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:45 AM
I'm just stating facts. He's in the Sexypedia
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:45 AM
DON"T KNOW WHAT THAT IS SHUT UP
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:46 AM
I do have to sign up some more autographs so I'll prolly go do that now HEAHEAHEA
05:46
tumblr silly man happy meal scrunkly meowmeow
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:46 AM
WHAT
05:47
OONGLYDOOPLE???
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:47 AM
He's crawling inside the cupboards BELLYFLOP! THINK HE'S SMILING!
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:48 AM
<:^] YOU ARE A STRANGLE LITTLE MAN
05:48
CATCH YOU LATER
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Samson BOT 30-Apr-22 05:48 AM
👋
05:48
And hes gone
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:49 AM
Frozen puts all the dishes away and just kinda vibes.
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s i g h t i n g 1997 30-Apr-22 05:49 AM
Hi frozen haha twirls my hair
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:50 AM
watch HI
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s i g h t i n g 1997 30-Apr-22 05:50 AM
:)
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:51 AM
scaredok
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s i g h t i n g 1997 30-Apr-22 05:52 AM
Gold arm. Consider it.
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:52 AM
IN THIS ECONOMY???
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s i g h t i n g 1997 30-Apr-22 05:52 AM
You want to be the phos spam so bad oooooo
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94 dollar shipping fee 30-Apr-22 05:52 AM
Robot arm. Become vriska
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:52 AM
:^[
05:53
SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD BE VRISKA
05:53
I DO WANT TO BE PHOS
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???????? BOT 30-Apr-22 05:53 AM
::::)
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:53 AM
SEB CAN BE PHOS
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manic pixie night terror 30-Apr-22 05:53 AM
horrible idea: voltr--
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:53 AM
watch
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???????? BOT 30-Apr-22 05:54 AM
8ET YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF ME!!!!!!!!
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I went to virus and all i got was this shirt BOT 30-Apr-22 05:56 AM
Image attachment
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???????? BOT 30-Apr-22 06:00 AM
she dissolves into 108 spiders
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:01 AM
Squishes them squishes them squishes them.
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 06:07 AM
he texts Austin a selfie, showing off his stained neck. He looks pissed. 📲 this is why I need you to fuck up his life. It clashes so badly.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:09 AM
📱 wow that sure looks !!!! can you even get that off??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 06:10 AM
📲 Noah and I are going to try and lessen how glaringly awful it is.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:12 AM
📱 good luck. does it do anything?
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 06:18 AM
📲 my throat feels like static, but otherwise I think it's cosmetic. I hate it.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:41 AM
📱 well that's good i think?? i mean just static. listen tho i get it. i am a zebra. can you get another thing to go on top of it??
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Sylvester BOT 30-Apr-22 06:43 AM
📲 we are going to try and tattoo over it. No matter if I am successful or not, I want Esau to suffer.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:46 AM
📱 yup yup i hear ya. i mean i kinda already made him suffer a while back in a way that also harmed me. ill think of something fun
meandurmom 1
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 06:47 AM
He climbs in through the window Hey pal.
pogton 1
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:49 AM
HEY 👋
06:50
SO YOU CAME IN HERE EARLIER TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR [Brother Printer] BUT THEN RAN OFF
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 06:50 AM
He's making himself a London fog Yeah! Marigold is getting married!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:50 AM
cringe
06:50
WHY
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 06:51 AM
Because he loves Joe and Joe asked?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:54 AM
JOE???
06:54
cringe
06:54
THEIR [loss.jpg] I GUESS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 06:55 AM
Want a latte?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:56 AM
EH SURE WHY NOT
06:56
SO THEY GOT ENGAGED TODAY HUH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 06:57 AM
Supposedly! He froths the milk and tops the lattes with them before handing one to Frozen
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 06:58 AM
[World of Tanks]!!! SO DO TH3Y KNOW WHEN THEy"RE DOING THE WHOLE... THING??
06:58
God more people to get gifts for FUCK.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 06:58 AM
Not sure! Hopefully they don't just elope I want a big ceremony!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:00 AM
HEY IF THEY DO THAT THEY SAVE A COUPLE OF [bucks]
07:00
AND EVERYONES TIME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:00 AM
Marigold is richer than God, they can spend however much they want.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:00 AM
SO WHY IS THERE A CHANCE OF ELOPING???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:02 AM
Marigold is also not smart. He'd probably think it was romantic.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:04 AM
HEAHEAHEA IT"LL BE [fun for the whole family] THEN. BESIDES [Joe Mama] IS A FLAMES FAN I DON"T REALLY CARE WHAT HAPPENS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:04 AM
I know nothing about hockey.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:05 AM
I"M IMPRESSED YOU KNEW IT WAS HOCKEY
07:06
IF YOU SAID IT WAS A CURLING TEAM I WOULD :^]
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:07 AM
I don't know anything about that either. He laughs
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:09 AM
GOOD. YOU WOULD SUCK AT IT ANYWAYS.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:10 AM
Probably!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:10 AM
He begins to sip on the drink. SO THAT GUY WAS A VIRUS HUH??? COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:11 AM
Yeah, ransomware. You did not notice my arm?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:12 AM
I HAVE BARELY SEEN YOU
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:13 AM
I'm sitting right in front of you, Frozen. It's not subtle. He lifts his fucked up glitching arm Got me after I got him.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:15 AM
HEY I DON"T QUESTION YOUR LIFE.
07:15
SO YOU ATE SHIT HUH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:15 AM
Eh. I mean. He marked me, I marked him. Fairs fair.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:16 AM
🤨
07:16
OK
07:16
DIDN"T NEED TO KNOW THAT
07:16
SO IS YOUR ARM OKAY... ISH???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:17 AM
I hope it will be gone by morning. The glitching, not the arm. Heh. I know that pink on his neck won't be.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:19 AM
cringe
07:19
OK
07:19
WELL, GLITCHING ISN"T GOOD I CAN TELL YA THAT MUCH.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:20 AM
He laughs again and drinks deeply Nah I put one of my spikes in his neck. It dissolved into his skin and looks so bad. And I'm not too worried about the arm. I used to glitch all the time.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:23 AM
WHAT IF IT GETS WORSE INSTEAD OF BETTER??? MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE AN AMBYU-LANCE??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:24 AM
I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
07:25
Besides, like I need an ambyu-lance getting on my case about the zipper.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:26 AM
WHAT"S THE [worst comes to worst] THAT COULD HAPPEN?? THEY JUST [i made the stuffing] IT ALL BACK IN
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:27 AM
Don't need them pitching a fit about having no blood or organs or shit.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:29 AM
He shrugs. THEY CAN GET OVER IT. BUT HEY. WHATEVER.
07:30
JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:30 AM
I do appreciate it.
07:30
Sorry about hanging you from the chimney.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:31 AM
HEAHEAHEA NO YOU"RE NOT!! YOU WOULD DO IT AGAIN IN A [heart attack]!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:32 AM
Heh, you're so right. He grins Like you wouldn't do the same.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:33 AM
PLEASE. I CAN:T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO YOU. I AM A 3'6" ONE ARMED PUPPET WITH NO COOL POWERS LIKE TURNING INTO A GIANT VERSION OF MYSELF.
07:34
IF I WANTED TO HANG YOU FROM A CHIMNEY I WOULD HAVE BY NOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:34 AM
Exactly!
07:35
Besides, you get your heart ripped out after a lifetime of internal suffering by your brother and you too can turn into the organic Neo that fused with you at hatching.
07:36
Easy peasy.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:36 AM
WELL THE HARD PART IS GETTING A BROTHER
07:37
MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE, I GUESS!!! BUT FOR NOW, I"M GOING TO [turnitin.com]!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:37 AM
Sleep tight. I'll be outside.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 07:37 AM
DON:T TRIP OVER THE ROADKILL HEAHEAHEA
07:37
👋 🚶
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 07:45 AM
He finishes his tea and goes back outside. Time for sleep
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 04:41 PM
Frozen is in here vibing and eating leftovers.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 04:42 PM
He crawls in through the window and gets coffee
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 30-Apr-22 04:43 PM
👋
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 30-Apr-22 06:01 PM
His head is rattling :? He answers
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Anton ????? BOT 30-Apr-22 08:54 PM
Bigstand
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Audiego BOT 30-Apr-22 08:54 PM
He's looking around like a scared animal.
20:58
Okay okay where's the ibuprofen.
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Anton ????? BOT 30-Apr-22 08:58 PM
He points at the top counter, and Audiego retrieves the medicine quickly. Anton seems to still be mostly out of it
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Audiego BOT 30-Apr-22 09:08 PM
He makes him take it, and pats him to the common area. He needs to do some digging of what doctor he prefers to go to
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 12:53 AM
📱 omg sylvester i think theyre talking abt u in the other room ur becoming popular around here
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Silvio G. BOT 01-May-22 12:53 AM
☺️
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 12:53 AM
☺️
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Silvio G. BOT 01-May-22 12:53 AM
Hi you~
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 12:53 AM
HEY
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Silvio G. BOT 01-May-22 12:53 AM
Whatcha Doin’?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 12:54 AM
FIORE AND I [working 9-5] ON THE [snow] RINK TODAY. JUST RELAXING NOW. HBU??
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Silvio G. BOT 01-May-22 12:55 AM
Ohhhh that’s lovely~ I’m well! I’m here~
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 12:56 AM
SURE ARE
00:56
WHY ARE YOU HERE
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Silvio G. BOT 01-May-22 01:02 AM
I am?
01:02
He isnt
01:03
No one in here but frozen.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 01:05 AM
NO DON:T YOU PULL THIS BULLSHIT
01:05
🖕
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 01:22 AM
Frozen is alone except for Skunk, who comes out of the pantry knowing the entire plot of Suspiria (2018)
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 01:25 AM
watch
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 01:28 AM
HI
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 01:34 AM
HEY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 01:34 AM
GOOD EVENING
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 01:36 AM
WH- ... .. . YEAH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 01:40 AM
WHAT
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 01:43 AM
WHY WERE [youtube] IN TH3 ??? ACTU4LLY I DOn"T CARE.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 01:43 AM
GOT LOST
01:43
[Coffer]? He walks to the counter and starts setting up a pot of coffee to brew
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 01:44 AM
OK. NO THANK YOU
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 01:45 AM
TEA?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 01:45 AM
NAH I:M GOOD, THANKS :^]
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 02:45 AM
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😭 4
🤣 3
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 02:50 AM
Throws a dishcloth Playerton-ways
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 02:50 AM
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 02:50 AM
He is cleaning up his jice now.
😆 2
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 02:53 AM
Pours him another drink.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 02:53 AM
YOU'RE A REAL 1, PAL.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 02:54 AM
:^] Knocks it over
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 02:54 AM
HEY
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 02:54 AM
OOOUGHHHHH
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 02:54 AM
spampoint
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 02:54 AM
spraybottle
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 02:55 AM
He barely manages to catch it in his mouth.
02:55
:^3
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 02:55 AM
GODDAMNIT
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 02:56 AM
GOING TO HAVE TO TRY A LITTLE HARDER THAN THAT!!!
02:56
HEY PLAYERTON DO YOU LIKE GACHA GAMES
👁️ 2
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:00 AM
I DO!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:10 AM
AWESOME WOULD YOU LIKE A GACHAPIPIS. YOU CAN WIN [wild prizes] AND SHIT. I STOLE IT FROM SOME [MCR fan] AND I FIGURED YOU DID MAKE OUT WITH ME AND ALL SO... ALSO I HAD NO LUCK WITH EM SO I FIGURED MAYBE YOU WOULD GET SOMETHING AND I COULD STEAL IT FROM YOU. He gets up close and discreetly holds the gachapipis next to playertons's hand.
03:11
YOU GOTTA WAIT A BIT FOR IT TO OPEN. I'D JUST PUT IT IN MY INVENTORY AND FORGET IT UNTIL IT OPENS NGL
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 03:13 AM
DON'T [Monch] ON IT THOUGH IT TASTES [Terrible]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:14 AM
YEAH. OR DO. BUT YOU WON'T GET ANYTHING FROM IT.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:15 AM
WOWIE!!! OKIE DOKIE
03:16
I HOPE I GET [[SSR]] FROM IT
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:18 AM
He hands him the gachapipis. AWESOME :^] JUST SIT BACK AND WAIT THEN!! I HOPE YOU GET SOMETHING TOO!!!
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:19 AM
WOW!!! OK : )
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:21 AM
SO IN OTHER NEWS HOW IS LIFE???
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:23 AM
IT'S GOOD!! THI S PLACE IS [Five Stars Would Recommend] !!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:24 AM
GOOD TO HEAR!!!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:24 AM
📲 Oh? Interesting. I imagine they only had good things to say about me.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:25 AM
📱 uh mixed reviews. Also just got someone to accept a gachapipis. Not sure if he can afford the ransom but I guess we'll find out soon enough.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:26 AM
📲 Excellent. We will see in due time, then. That was faster than I was expecting; Good job, Austin.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:27 AM
📱 thanks you we all have a total of like 5 braincells in this house 💙
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:28 AM
📲 Hahahaha. Good.
03:29
📲Do let me know if you end up needing me to restock your supply. I will probably stop by again within the next few days.
03:29
📲 Right now I am currently in the process of fixing my neck.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:31 AM
📱 you got it boss.
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s i g h t i n g 1997 01-May-22 03:31 AM
SAD!!!!!!
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Married to Spamton 01-May-22 03:31 AM
Fucking fuming
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:32 AM
📲 You may keep calling me boss, if you insist, but please remember we are equals in this business venture, and I am open to any feedback you have.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:37 AM
📱 yes sir of course sir. Ever consider having fake gachapipis to show off small prizes?
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:38 AM
📲 Oh? To lure people into a false sense of security?
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:39 AM
pokes the gachapipis pokes the gachapipis pokes the gachapipis
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:39 AM
watch
03:39
📱 Yeah one you can show off and maybe it has a gift card. Then others will be more willing to take them right
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:40 AM
📲 the thought had passed my mind, but I never had the chance to test it. I think that house of yours might be the perfect opportunity to do so, now that you've mentioned it however.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:43 AM
📱 well then the next time you stop by I can get some fake gachapipis :^]
03:43
PLAYERTON YOU GOTTA WAIT
03:43
WE CAN BURN THINGS AGAIN IF IT'LL PASS THE TIME
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:46 AM
📲 I can definitely provide you with some. However. Watch this.
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?????? BOT 01-May-22 03:46 AM
playerton's gachapipis starts ringing
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:47 AM
!!!
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?????? BOT 01-May-22 03:48 AM
the pipis cracks open, and only a mini sylv pops out
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Mini-Sylv BOT 01-May-22 03:48 AM
Hello lucky winner~~~!
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:48 AM
WOWZA!
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Mini-Sylv BOT 01-May-22 03:48 AM
it does a little bow
03:49
Thank you for your patience, valued customer! I am proud to present to you your prize: A 25 D$ Gift card to any restaurant of your choosing~! The card will be accepted by any dark world establishment that serves food. Thank you for playing Gachapipis, we hope to see you again~~~~
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 03:50 AM
pogton
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Mini-Sylv BOT 01-May-22 03:50 AM
the minisylv hands Playerton a metallic red and white gift card with the amount emblazoned on it, and does another bow before dissolving into red pixels
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 03:50 AM
📲 How was that? :)
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 03:59 AM
📱 worked like a charm. Should I hand him a normal one now lol
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 04:01 AM
📲 Offer him another, yes.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:07 AM
WTF. OKAY THAT'S NOT FAIR. ONE MORE. I NEVER GET ANYTHIN EVER. UH WANNA TRY AGAIN??? He holds another gachapipis in from of Playerton.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:08 AM
He's thinking for a moment. On one hand, he REALLY wants to use his gift card. But on the other hand...
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:10 AM
WHAT IF YOU GOT TWO GIFT CARDS. IMAGINE.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:11 AM
!!! TWO?! ALRIGHTY!!!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:13 AM
OK!!! Hands him another gachapipis.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:13 AM
YESSSSS
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:15 AM
WHAT ARE YA GONNA SPEND THE KROMER ON???
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:18 AM
FOOD
04:19
MAYBE EVEN [Honey, where are my paaaaaants?].
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:20 AM
SKIP THE PANCE NOT WORTH IT
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:20 AM
GOT IT!!! [Pants-Free Services]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:23 AM
IT"S TOO LATE FOR ME IF I STOP WEARING PANCE PIPLE WILL SAY SOMETHING. DON"T GIVE IN.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:29 AM
YOUR RIGHT. I MUST KEEP ON [Fight the Good Fight] !!!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:32 AM
EXACTLY
04:33
SAY PLAYERTON. I KNOW [jack] ABOUT YOU. AND I AM BORED. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:35 AM
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO [F.A.Q.] ???
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:38 AM
HELL IF I KNOW. UH. IF YOU WERE TO EAT ANY ART [masterpiece] WHAT WOULD YOU EAT??
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:39 AM
AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. I WOULD [Dine n’ Dash] THE [Starry Night - Vincent van Gogh]. WHAT ABOUT YOU.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:42 AM
I THINK... THE [Sistine Chapel ceiling] FOR ME
04:42
IT WOULD TAKE A WHILE
04:43
BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE IMPACTFUL
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:43 AM
YES!!! ALSO IMAGINE THE [32 Different Flavors!]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:43 AM
WE SHOULD DO THAT SOME TIME. SOMEHOW.
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:44 AM
WE WILL PERFORM A [Louvre Heist].
04:45
GET ONLY THE FINEST MEALS
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:45 AM
I THINK WE COULD TAKE ON THE GUARDS
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:46 AM
THE GUARDS ARE WEAK AS [#%^!] WE COULD TOTALLY TAKE THEM
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:47 AM
YEAH :^]
04:48
WELL ACTUALLY WITH ONE ARM I MAY HAVE SOME ISSUES
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:48 AM
WE WILL BUY U A NEW ARM FROM [ebay]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 04:50 AM
I THINK THIS IS A [custom order] SORTA DEAL, BUT I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE
04:50
WHENEVER WE ARE FREE WE'LL GO AND EAT ART OKAY :^]
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Playerton BOT 01-May-22 04:51 AM
YEAH!!!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 03:50 PM
He immediately calls Carnation Come on, pick up...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 04:05 PM
He sighs and hangs up before going back into the common area. Hoo boy
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 04:56 PM
he is here now, and sets on making lunch. He knows Noah is here, so he prepares a little extra
🥺 4
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:01 PM
He strolls in here and grabs a bowl. YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE [wonders] IN [Hell's Kitchen]!!!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 05:02 PM
he smiles It's one of my hobbies, you could say.
17:02
please, let me know how it is. I am always making improvements based on feedback.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:03 PM
He strolls in here and starts peeking around, eventually grabbing a bowl THANK YOU [Repo man]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:03 PM
HEY SO FAR IT TASTES GOOD!!!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 05:12 PM
he bows towards the both of them I am happy to hear that
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 05:27 PM
He has entered the kitchen. Hmmm, hmm hmm~ Hey you~ Mr. White Hair~ Do you think we could talk together.... alone?
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 05:28 PM
he raises an eyebrow And why for, Joe?
17:28
I assumed you would be resting.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 05:28 PM
I've got something interesting to share with you~
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 05:29 PM
...
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:30 PM
👀
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 05:30 PM
That sounds incredibly suspicious, knowing you have a virus. he rests a hand on his hip, inspecting the fingers of his other hand nonchalantly You do understand my hesitation, yes?
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Saffron BOT 01-May-22 05:31 PM
I understand he has... unfavorable opinions of Gardenia.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 05:31 PM
It's about Esau. However I can only show you this in private~ You have my word that I won't harm you~
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 05:33 PM
he gives a sidelong glance to Austin before straightening himself out and nodding towards joe Fine, you've piqued my interest. Lead the way. If you do try anything... funny, however, please be aware that you will regret it.
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Spamton G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 05:34 PM
Of course~ Of course~ Follow me~! He's heading to the bathroom. Despite this chamber being full of IBS WARRIORS, he's sure that no one will interrupt them there.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 05:34 PM
he shoots a quick text off to austin 📲 I have sent a instant delivery of real and fake viral pipis to your room; do with them what you will. I will hopefully return shortly.
17:35
he quickly exits, following joe
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:35 PM
ALRIGHT SEE YA After they leave, he checks his phone. Great.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:35 PM
Eating his fill of katsudon, extremely content and satisfied
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:38 PM
Frozen's eyes drift to the window, and spot the two under the tree, as well as the other guests in the pool. LOTS OF VISITORS HUH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:40 PM
YEP
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:42 PM
...
17:43
WANNA START A PONZI SCHEME
pogton 4
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:43 PM
OH HELL YEAH
17:43
WHAT'S YOUR [Starter idea]?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:46 PM
WELL. IT NEEDS TO BE SOMETHING [B I G] AND TAKES TIME... KIDS LIKE [video games] RIGHT??
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:47 PM
YEAH
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 05:48 PM
heel boots go click clack and he's here now. He nods at the people in here and heads towards the cupboards.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:49 PM
watch
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:50 PM
ANYWAY,
17:51
WHAT'S YOUR [Quarterly planning]?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:51 PM
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS ADD SOME [crypto] TO IT AND :^]
17:51
SO [NFT]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:51 PM
I SEE, I SEE
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:52 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT AN [NFT] IS RIGHT
17:53
THAT STUFF IS [plummeting] AND FAST BUT THE FEW WHO HOLD ON ARE [sore losers]
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 05:53 PM
J pulls out some ingredients and begins to cook. After some time he's left with a pretty decent looking plate of fancy scallops. He sits at the table and starts eating.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:53 PM
EASY TO WORK WITH
17:53
SO JAY HOW ARE YA KID
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:54 PM
I KNOW WHAT A [Fungable token] IS I'M NOT ANCIENT
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 05:54 PM
Hm? I'm doing amazing!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 05:54 PM
YOU ARE LIKE
17:54
UH
17:54
I LOST COUNT
17:54
WHATEVER
17:54
GOOD TO HEAR!!!
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 05:55 PM
He finishes his meal quite quickly. So how have you been, Frozen? Any news?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 05:57 PM
HEY BOY [Rubber duck] US FOR A MOMENT WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A [Highly profitable] INVESTMENT OVER [.png] CERTIFICATES
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 05:58 PM
You are talking about NFT's, correct?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 06:00 PM
CORRECT A [Revolutionary Girl Utena] TECHNOLOGICAL OPPORTUNITY FOR [Investment returns] OF OVER THREE- OR EVEN 400% MAYBE MORE [Imagine] WHAT DO YOU THINK
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:02 PM
Hmm... This does sound like a good investment, however I am afraid I currently am not following the market.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 06:04 PM
YOU DON'T HAVE TO, [Esteemed business partner] He gets closer to Jay, a hand on his shoulder, and glances back at Frozen WE'LL MANAGE ALL YOUR [Accounting] PROCESSES SO ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS [Sit back, relax] AND COLLECT YOUR EARNINGS PROVIDED YOU PAY THE INITIAL [Sunken cost] OF COURSE GOTTA SPEND MONEY TO MAKE [$$$] AM I RIGHT HEAHEHAHEHAHEA
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:08 PM
ALSO I:M GOOD. DEPENDS ON WHAT KINDA NEWS YOU"RE LOOKING FOR. NFTS ARE ONE OF A K1ND. CUSTOM. BUT THEY DO TAKE [hard work]. IF THEY DIDn"T, EVERYONE WOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE HEAHEAHEA!!!! WE DEAL WITH [NFTs] AND CRYPTO A LOT, AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE [empty pockets] WHEN THEY MINT THE LAST BITCOIN!! IT"S NOT THAT BIG OF A FEE EITHER!!!
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:09 PM
Sorry, but unfortunately I am broke as of now! So no, Skunkton, Frozen. He says as he fixes his necklace. A fancy one, might I add. The man is so, so obviously poor...
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:10 PM
🤨
18:10
YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE LIQUID, WE CAN ALWAYS FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. YOU"RE OUR FRIEND AFTER ALL!!!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 06:12 PM
WE ACCEPT ALL SORTS OF [Pawn shop] AS PAYMENT, NO NEED FOR [Cash upfront]!
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:12 PM
Hmm... Alright, I will think about your offer! This does seem too good to be true...
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:18 PM
TIME IS [tik tok] AND THIS MARKET MOVES FAST. THE SOONER THE BETTER, TRUST ME. THE REASON IT SOUNDS SO GOOD IS BECAUSE YOU"VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED THE [professionals]!! YOU KNOW HOW MANY RICH PEOPLE HAVE [financial assistants] RUNNING AROUND IN THOSE BANKS??? THEY AIN"T [cheep cheep] EITHER. YOu"RE A SMART MAN, JAY.
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:19 PM
He hums, before sighing and slipping a golden bracelet off his wrist, beautiful stones embedded in it, and handing it to Frozen. Would this do, then?~
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Saffron BOT 01-May-22 06:21 PM
J, cease whatever it is you're up to, I must tell you the good news.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:21 PM
SURE WOULD PAL!!! He grabs it and tosses it Skunkton-ways. YOU"LL SEE THE PAY OFF REAL QUICK!!!
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:21 PM
"I have observed the conversation through Joe's eyes, father. I'm glad we have found an ally in this house."
18:22
J smiles oh-so-sweetly I better do, or else... Well. You don't want to know what would happen~
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:22 PM
he makes his way back down here, nodding at the group, and taking a seat at the table to observe whatever has been going on since he left
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:23 PM
J stands up, walking up to Sylvester with a smile, giving him a pat on the shoulder as a distraction while handing him the disk. Hello, Sylvester! A pleasure to see you again!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:25 PM
he discreetly takes the disk, nodding A pleasure indeed. How have you been faring.
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:26 PM
Quite well I must say! These two fine fellows have offered me a deal in crypto... I'm not a master on that market, but won't hurt to try~
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:27 PM
he raises an eyebrow, looking at Skunkton and Austin Is that so? Fascinating.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:27 PM
:^3
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:29 PM
I know, right?~
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:30 PM
SKUNKTON PICKED OUT A [fart smella]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:31 PM
he rests his head on his hands Well, do not let me interrupt, please continue.
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Spamton J BOT 01-May-22 06:32 PM
J returns to his seat, listening with a smile... Until his face goes blank and he passed out on the floor. Because I am going to sleep.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:33 PM
watch
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:34 PM
watch
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:34 PM
I take it it is normal for people to just pass out here?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 06:35 PM
He's been occupying himself stuffing his face with katsudon because mafa is hanging out with friends <3
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:36 PM
YEAH. I THINK WE MAY HAVE SOME SORT OF CONDITION.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:36 PM
Unfortunate.
18:36
So. Crypto, hmm?
18:36
he looks over at Austin, smirking a little An interesting approach.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 06:38 PM
With mouth full of chicken WE ARE VERY [Interesting] YEAH
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:39 PM
IT"S EASIER WHEN It"S ALL [digitized]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:39 PM
Quite.
18:39
he is observing skunkton eat; he wonders if his worms make him eat so voraciously or if it was a habit pre-infections
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 06:43 PM
:)
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:44 PM
SO WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, [Creed] I MEAN SYLVESTER
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:51 PM
🤨
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 06:51 PM
He pops in here from the window, in his glorious 40 cm of length (without tail)
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:53 PM
Ah!
18:53
Hello there, you~
18:53
I made some extra katsudon, if you're hungry
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 06:53 PM
YEAH IT:S GOOD EATS
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 06:55 PM
OHHH MY savior!! Thank you!! Thank you!! Serve me a plate, please?
18:55
I'm full of magenta [pipis]
18:55
I need something else in my system! >w<
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:57 PM
he smiles and gets up, fixing a bowl for Noah and placing it in front of him Here you go, you're so useless without me~
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 06:58 PM
mean to me!! only have widdle warms! What else can i dooooo
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 06:59 PM
Oh I have no clue at all~ Suffer, Seethe, Cope~
18:59
he laughs and pats noah's head gently
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:00 PM
He nibbles his food so cutely, sticking his tongue out I'm gonna start coping by destroying the pantry again, and this time not by accident
19:01
Wait this isn't our house. The effect doesnt work. Oh well.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:01 PM
he sits back down That it doesn't. Sad for you
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:02 PM
He is curled up on the floor eating his food, and stares at the other people in the room.
19:03
Well I can still cause destruction, but i'm going to be a goode boy today or something.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:03 PM
How fortunate for everyone else here, hmm?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:04 PM
SURE IS!!!
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:05 PM
Hi Austin! I bet you really don't like messes not made by you!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:06 PM
YOU GOT IT
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:08 PM
We should cause some wreck together later then!
19:08
He has a strong urge to knock something from the table
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:12 PM
YEAH WE DO!!
19:13
I USUALLY TEAR UP THE COMMON ROOM
19:13
LOTTA STUFF TO RIP UP
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SOME OF IT IS [out of bounds] THOUGH
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:14 PM
Maybe that's why you're all so broke! Why would you destroy your house's belongings? Unless you hate your housemates, then I understand the concept!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:14 PM
I HATE EVERYONE HERE
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:14 PM
pogton
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:15 PM
Then why do you continue to live here, Austin?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:15 PM
GOOD QUESTION!! WHAT DO YOU THINK??
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:16 PM
Well, I would assume you enjoy.... finding enrichment in bothering them, for one.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:16 PM
EH I COULD BOTHER ANYONE
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:16 PM
Or you don't have anywhere else to go?
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:17 PM
I HAVE MY OWN WORLD!!! I'M NOT FROM HERE!!!
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:18 PM
Having a world is a thing! Having a place in that world is another He says this with a mouth full of katsudon
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:19 PM
I HAVE A PLACE THERE!! SO, YOu'VE LEARNT A [good deal] ABOUT ME TODAY, HAVEN'T YOU SYLVESTER???
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:20 PM
That I have.
19:20
You have quite a knack for selling illicit products to your peers.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:20 PM
OH THAT??? SOMETHING TO PASS THE TIME
19:21
THIS IS THE MOST BORING [retirement home] [this side of the] VOID
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:21 PM
You like the boredom here?
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:21 PM
Mmm. It is quite the home for the elderly, isnt it? Noah said the same thing.
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:22 PM
Yeah! This is truly an old folk's home!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:23 PM
NO. I DOn"T LIKE IT. I GOTTA GET OUT A LOT OR I'LL GO CRAZY. WELL NOT EVERYONE IS OLD. BUT A LOT OF US ARE!!! He points his thumb to Skunkton.
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:23 PM
LOL XD XD XD XD
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:24 PM
I'M LITERALLY JUST [Sit down] HERE
19:24
ALSO I'M NOT OLD
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:24 PM
SURE ARE
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:24 PM
Sure
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:24 PM
160 AT LEAST
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:24 PM
he snickers quietly
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:24 PM
Too generous! Austin! You gotta consider the weathering
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:25 PM
WHAT'S YOUR WAGER??
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:26 PM
someone should Radiocarbon date this man ! My guess is he was born around 87 BC
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:26 PM
FUNNY
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:26 PM
HEAHEAHEA I THINK YOU MAY BE RIGHT!!!
19:27
OH SAY, HOW ARE THINGS BACK HOME????
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:28 PM
Pretty good~ Just the usual
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:28 PM
Yes, things have settled down for us and we are back to our usual business.
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:29 PM
Today's Music Charts #1 Song features the hit: Boom Boom Pow - by The Black Eyed Peas
19:30
He opens his mouth wide. The start of Boom Boom Pow threatens to be played
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:35 PM
THAT'S A [10/10]
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:36 PM
Gotta get that Gotta get that
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:37 PM
pogton
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:40 PM
Gotta get that Gotta get that that that that that
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:40 PM
He bobbles his head to the song
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:40 PM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:43 PM
GUESS THAT'S ANOTHER SONG I CAN SAY I'VE HEARD THEN!!!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:44 PM
I have a feeling you would like our world's era of music, Austin. Call it a hunch.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:45 PM
DID [Buffett] MAKE MORE SONGS???
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 07:46 PM
.... Yes I believe so. but. Hm.
19:46
Noah, would you play Shake it by Metro Station, please?
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:47 PM
Got it bossman
19:48
Now playing Shake It Song by Metro Station
19:48
Let's drop! Yeah, come on Shake, shake I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door Your body's cold but girl we're getting so warm And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside Tonight you're falling in love, let me go now This feeling's tearing me up, here we go now
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:49 PM
pogton
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:49 PM
[ pogton ]
19:49
I MISS SONGS FROM [Early Oughts]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:49 PM
SOUNDS LIKE A SONG FOR [assholes]
19:50
IT"S GOOD
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:50 PM
Once the song is done playing, he hiccups
19:51
I Will say! I love what they've got in the future in the brief time I had to connect the wifi <3
19:52
Wanna hear a sample, Sylvester?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:53 PM
OH YOU HAVE [Sounds of the Future]? ? CAN YOU PLAY SOMETHING [Is for me]?
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:56 PM
I don't know you enough to give you a fitting song, I'll just play one of the ones I've downloaded
19:56
He opens his mouth wide again
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:56 PM
. . . I WAS GONNA [Requests open] ONE
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk-aCL6eyGc
The Living Tombstone
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Song - The Living Tombstone (FNAF2)
19:56
OH okay what do you want
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:57 PM
[[Error 404 - L'Imperatrice]]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 07:57 PM
FRENCH
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:57 PM
I LIKE THE ENGLISH VERSION
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 07:58 PM
AHAAHAHAH FRENCH He finishes the FNAF song, even though he doesnt even know what FNAF is, and plays the french music.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 07:58 PM
BUT I'M NOT [Prickly] HEAHEAHEA
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 08:00 PM
He passes through, stepping over J and goes to make a cup of coffee for Joe
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:00 PM
JUST BECAUSE IT'S [Hon hon hon] DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ALL BAD
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:01 PM
watch 👋
20:01
WELL WE"LL SEE ABOUT THAT
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 08:05 PM
he turns towards Esau, and notes the placement of the zipper on his chest
20:05
information for later
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 01-May-22 08:06 PM
He finishes making a coffee for Joe and heads out, picking up J and putting him over his shoulder in a fireman carry before leaving
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 08:06 PM
quiet now, isn't he?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:07 PM
He watches Esau come and go, feeling inclined to say something, but he decides it's better to catch him some other time. He looks busy.
20:07
YEAH
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 08:11 PM
:D
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:12 PM
I"M SURE HE IS FINE
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 08:12 PM
well
20:12
Onto the next song
20:13
He plays this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2XY3Y7JIa0
TikTokTunes
Maroon 5, CupcakKe - Misery x CPR (Remix) Lyrics | i save dict by g...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:14 PM
I LOVE THIS ONE! ! He gets up and stretches for a bit, and starts dancing to it
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:18 PM
LE PICAOUIN NE SAIT PAS DANSER :^]
20:19
spampoint
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 08:19 PM
Why are you french
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:19 PM
I FEEL LIKE SOME SORT OF CEREAL SHOULD BE INVOLVED HERE
20:19
IT HAPPENS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:19 PM
WHO IS WORSE THE [ 🇫🇷 ] MUSIC ENJOYER OR THE [ 🇫🇷 ] SPEAKER spampoint
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:19 PM
JEALOUS
20:20
I GET IT
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
Both suck
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
IT:S NOT EVEN FRANCE FRENCH
20:20
spampoint
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
What next, you're gonna say you're from Quebec?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
[[You do understand that's worse, right]]
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
NO WE FIGHT THEM HERE
20:20
WAIT YOU THINK FANCE IS BETTER
20:20
FRANCE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
FANCE
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
Okay you're forgiven
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:20 PM
I SHOULD BEAT YOU TO DEATH FOR THAT
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 08:21 PM
ok i'm tired of being baby
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:21 PM
BUY ME DINNER FIRST
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:21 PM
He shifts forms, glitching a bluescreen glitch and returns to his normal self
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:21 PM
He jumps to attack Skunkton but the transformation startles him and he crashes on the ground.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:22 PM
That doesnt even work
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:22 PM
[A]
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:22 PM
Wow sweetie you gotta work on your reflexes He bends down to pick him up
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:22 PM
EY EY EY I:M FINE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:22 PM
spampoint
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 08:22 PM
it was a good attempt there, Austin.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:23 PM
Agreed~You almost murdered him! You should do it again!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:24 PM
OK
20:24
He gets up.
20:24
SKUNKTON COME HERE
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:25 PM
KILL !!!!
20:25
It helps to think about all the bitter feelings you have in your head! Channel how many times you've been wronged!
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:28 PM
I KEEP FORGETTING I HAVE [hammer space] 'Even if it's doing things to me :^]' He pulls out a hammer. :^]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 08:29 PM
he grins, leaning forward on his hand I must say, it's attractive to see a man unafraid to so open with his bloodlust. If only more people were so free with their desires.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:29 PM
NO I'M BUSY DANCING
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:30 PM
little
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:30 PM
COME CATCH ME [Zebrastripe] IF YOU WANNA [Bite maim murder] ME SO MUCH! !
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:30 PM
WELL A LITTLE VIOLENCE IS GOOD FOR [building muscle] HEAHEAHEA
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 08:30 PM
That it is, it's important to stay active.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:32 PM
I agree ! Murder never hurt anyone important before~
20:34
He smiles watching the scene and wraps his arms around Sylvester, just using him as a bit of a rest
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 08:42 PM
Frozen goes in for the kill again, but Skunkton is dancing and quickly moves out of the way, leaving Frozen to hit the counter... *hard*... He glitches a bit and bluescreens.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:42 PM
He lets go and rushes down to check on frozen
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:43 PM
He takes a moment and then stops dancing when he notices Frozen is *down* down, and crouches near him to check if he's okay
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:43 PM
Restart in progress, please wait.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:43 PM
OH THAT DON'T [Lookin' good]
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:44 PM
He pokes his cheek, looking down
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:45 PM
He gently picks Frozen up and looks around for a more comfortable place to put him down
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:45 PM
Just let him be, he'll be alright
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:45 PM
Restart: 14% complete. His cheek goes black.
OOOUGHHHHH 1
bitchless 2
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:46 PM
Oh interesting... He touches more of him. He doesn't care that he's being carried
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:46 PM
He looks around a bit more, not minding Noah, and just lays Frozen down across two chairs, since the living room seems busy right now
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:47 PM
Every spot turns into peculiar set of colours. Restart: 20% complete. It seems he is restarting pretty quickly.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:48 PM
peculiar! I wonder what any of this means! He ruffles his hair, crouching down and smiling softly Your system is quite a funny one isn't it Austin?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:48 PM
HEY, STOP [Poke bowl] HIM LEAVE HIM BE
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:49 PM
It seems something with his code has been knocked into place, so to speak. His hair turns a light grey, almost white.
20:49
Restart: 32% complete.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:49 PM
:?
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:50 PM
He spite ruffles his hair again to see if the colors will change and pokes his arms
20:50
>:3
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:51 PM
He swats Noah away, it's not a strong slap, just to make him stop
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:51 PM
There are streaks of deep red forming. Restart: 43% complete.
scaredok 1
🤪 1
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:52 PM
It does not stop him. In fact , any attempts to stop him make him want to do it more.
20:52
Ohhh~ Is this a palette swap? I didn't know he could do that! He taps his tit once. He's very curious.
20:53
Restart sooner, sleepyhead!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:54 PM
His swats get more vehement LET HIM [Boot up] BY HIMSELF JESUS
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:57 PM
Restart: 60% complete. The colours seem to be inverting.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:57 PM
My outsider input does not matter in his internal workings! Or it should not!
20:57
pogton
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:57 PM
Restart: 69% complete. Nice.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:57 PM
Nice.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 08:58 PM
YEAH BUT IT'S NOT [Nice guy] He frowns at Noah
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:58 PM
Restart: 86% complete.
20:59
Restart: 99% complete.
pogton 2
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 08:59 PM
It literally doesn't matter~
20:59
He's waking up soon too, see!
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?឵ BOT 01-May-22 08:59 PM
99.9% complete. Just fucking with you, bootup complete.
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:00 PM
Oh!
OOOUGHHHHH 1
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:00 PM
Welcome to the house !!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:00 PM
OH [Freaking] HELL
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:00 PM
Oh!! It's almost like you got ctrl+I! How are you feeling Austin? <3
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:00 PM
QUICK HIT HIS TEMPLE AGAIN
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:01 PM
No! You wanna kill him or something?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:02 PM
No comment.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:02 PM
Well then! he shrugs and turns back to Austin You alright there pal? You were out cold for a bit!
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:02 PM
Oh yes I am fine! I think! Thank you for asking kind sir.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 09:03 PM
FUCK
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:03 PM
Oh dear!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:03 PM
he is standing with Noah and Skunkton, fascinated Interesting.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:04 PM
Whoa!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:04 PM
Do you have any memory issues, Austin? You hit your head quite hard.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:04 PM
[ scaredok ]
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:05 PM
Hm... No my memory seems to be in working order! Thank you for asking. Please, call me Nitsua.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:06 PM
he nods, and extends a hand It is nice to meet you, Nitsua.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:06 PM
Nice to meet you Nitsua [ > 7 < ] He does a small salute
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:06 PM
He goes and shakes Sylvester's hand, and bows to Noah.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:07 PM
He heads to the sink and fills a cup with water, handing it to him Here! I think you hit your head pretty hard!
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:09 PM
Thank you very much! They take the glass and sip. I will be honest, my old self fought pretty hard to avoid getting reverted! It is only natural an incident like that would bring me back... for however long this would be!
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:10 PM
Really now! Does it happen every time you receive blunt force trauma?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:10 PM
He sits down, quietly watching them
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:10 PM
Reverted?
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:10 PM
No! It has not happened before!
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:12 PM
he sits back down, and gestures for Nitsua to join him I have never seen a phenomenon like this before, so I am curious, if you are willing to indulge.
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:12 PM
Ah yes, I am Austin, technically. I have a partially functional code that seems to have been activated.
21:12
Oh inversion is a specialty of Inver Ink.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:12 PM
Inver Ink?
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:13 PM
An associate of Black Ice, A.K.A Austin.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:13 PM
That's fascinating! Never seen this this in our cybercity!
21:14
So is there a method to activate and deactivate that at will?
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:16 PM
As far as I know, it can be deactivated, but not by the user!
21:16
But I... would not like that.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:17 PM
That's alright! I'm more than curious than anything! Why would I want to do that to you?
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:17 PM
Oh a few here would prefer to have me gone!
21:17
Despite how kind and useful I am!
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:18 PM
I'm not these few He laughs You just look kinda weird colored now!
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:19 PM
Yes, I guess it is weird, huh.
21:20
I am sorry to say but I am ashamed that I decided to associate myself with you two. I won't be able to help you anymore. It's... wrong
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:21 PM
WHAT ABOUT OUR [Not a pyramid] SCHEME
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:21 PM
He laughs Too bad! I'm still haunting you like an annoying bug on your wall
21:21
You can't get rid of me!
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:24 PM
Sir the scheme is disgusting. And I would appreciate it if you didn't bother me, Noah.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:25 PM
I'm sure you would
21:25
he smiles with very sharp teeth. He isn't going to change it.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:26 PM
IT WAS GONNA MAKE YOU [[One Million Dollars]]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:28 PM
he is observing the two talk I can understand your unwillingness to work with.... Individuals like us. I will not call off the deal we've made, but I will put it on hiatus. I hope you can look past our... Careers, you could say, and allow us to get to know you better. If this is not reasonable, I understand, but I hope you can also understand the binding nature of the business deal i struck with Austin.
21:29
but as Noah has indicated, he is very much interested in you and is hard to shake off. Trust me, I know this first hand.
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I went to virus and all i got was [SLOPPY WITH IT] BOT 01-May-22 09:29 PM
OH GOOD GOING ME.
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:29 PM
Apologies
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:29 PM
🤨
21:29
What was that?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:30 PM
LOOK AT MR [Jekyl and Hyde] OVER HERE
21:30
ANYWAY WHAT [Incredible deal] WAS IT?
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:30 PM
he raises an eyebrow I am sensing some new hostility from you, Skunk.
21:30
I am afraid that is confidential between Austin and I
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:30 PM
It was a Nunya one
pogton 4
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:31 PM
ARE YOU? GEE I WONDER WHAT [Give it up] AWAY He points at Noah and tilts his head, a wordless gesture of admission. OKAY [Gotcha]
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:31 PM
😸
21:32
Ew no this one's ungly.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:32 PM
I take it you are one of the individuals Nitsua is talking about?
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:32 PM
😊
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:32 PM
Yes.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:33 PM
And why is that, Skunk? I am curious.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:33 PM
He takes a moment, drumming his fingers on the table WELL IT IS [As well] ANOTHER NUNYA KINDA THING
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:33 PM
... Fair enough.
21:33
he glances at Noah
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:34 PM
He looks at Sylvester with a smile
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:35 PM
he directs his attention back to Nitsua What would you like to do, now that you have control again. I would personally love to hear more about you, but I understand this is probably overwhelming as well.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:36 PM
For suuuuuuure~ Take your time sweetie. I also think I know why I'm so fond of him already! He reminds me of how I was in the castle!
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:36 PM
I would prefer to get to cleaning. They immediately go to grab some cleaning products.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:36 PM
[ cringe ] WHAT THE [Fun] IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:37 PM
That he does, Noah.
21:37
though with a greater degree of free will.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:37 PM
True! At least he chooses to be like this <3 goals tbh
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:37 PM
Noah is a... Modified Yes Man.
21:38
He can do as he pleases, which most Yes Men cannot do.
21:38
Do you have Yes Men in your world, Skunk?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:38 PM
YES
21:39
I HAD AN ENTIRE [Marketplace] DEPARTMENT FULL OF THEM
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:39 PM
Yes! Yes! Sylvester is right! Send error report! Send error report!
21:39
He crosses his arms in a mocking motion
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:40 PM
THEY DO KNOW HOW TO [Appeal to the masses] AND PET YOUR [Egomania], I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:41 PM
yes... I always found them off-putting.
21:41
doubly so after finding out they were programmed to never disagree their patrons.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:42 PM
Specially those with Contrarian Tendencies~ `He lays on the table dramatically
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:42 PM
WELL I DUNNO ABOUT THAT
21:43
THE ONES I [Knowhow] ARE [Built different]
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Nitsua BOT 01-May-22 09:43 PM
Nitsua slinks off to the common room.
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Noah BOT 01-May-22 09:47 PM
He eyes Nitsua and jumps, glitching down
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 09:47 PM
I wanna keep an eye out
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:47 PM
he nods down at Noah Stay safe.
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 01-May-22 09:47 PM
👁️
21:48
He climbs up to Sylvester and nuzzles him before hopping to the common area's walls
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:51 PM
THEY ALSO CAN'T [El wiwi] LIKE THAT
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:51 PM
Well, that is not a standard yes man feature
21:51
he looks over at Skunkton So. Recovererd from your pipis surprise?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 09:54 PM
YEAH
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 09:59 PM
Wonderful.
21:59
he gets up, and starts preparing some chai tea Would you like me to make you something?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:03 PM
UUH, NO, THANKS I'M [A-okay]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:04 PM
Suit yourself, Skunk. he finishes preparing his chai, and sits back down 🔴🔴
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:07 PM
[👁️👁️]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:15 PM
🔴🔴
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:15 PM
SO ENJOYING YOUR [Staycation]?
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:16 PM
That I am. This house is... still uncomfortable for me, but I enjoy observing what goes on here.
22:16
It is.... entertaining.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:16 PM
OH YEAH IT'S [Buttloads of fun]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:18 PM
How do you enjoy it here, Skunk? Is this your permanent residence?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:22 PM
'S BEEN FOR A FEW [30 day trial] NOW GREAT PLACE ANYTHING WITH A [Ceiling] AND [Kitchenette] IS BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD ANYWAY HEAHEAHEA
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:23 PM
And what did you have previously? I must say I dont know the... extent of what a "Downfall" entails.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:26 PM
WELL [Nada] IS THE THING I HAD A [[2x4 kinda store]] IN A CRANNY BY THE TRASH ZONE YOU HAVE THAT IN [Wherever you may roam]? I DIDN'T ALWAYS [A mimir] THERE BUT IT WAS WHERE I KEPT MY THINGS
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:28 PM
we have a trash zone, yes. I can't imagine someone setting up show there, however.
22:29
shop*
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:30 PM
IT'S RENT-FREE AFTER ALL
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:31 PM
but there are no buildings for shelter.
22:31
Unless you consider underneath the rollercoaster.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:32 PM
He opens his hands in a half-shrug gesture.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:32 PM
Fair enough.
22:33
How was that... Working out, for you?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:36 PM
BETTER THAN SLEEPING ON A BENCH IN THE [Circuits] PARK OR INSIDE A [Garbage can] BUT STILL
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 10:37 PM
he nods I was prepared to be homeless myself, for a while, but thankfully Noah found me and we were able to share an apartment together.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 10:39 PM
THAT'S GOOD YOU DON'T WANNA [Lived experience] IT
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:10 PM
No, I would rather not.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:12 PM
YEAH. SO [Yup] THIS PLACE'S BEEN A [Save spot] FOR ME
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:13 PM
Well, I am happy to hear you have found a home here.
23:14
he sips his chai and continues Observing him. Studying him 🔴🔴
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:16 PM
He scratches at the back of his neck and Stares right back at him. No analytical processes happening underneath. He just stares for fun.
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???????? BOT 01-May-22 11:16 PM
::::)
watch 2
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:18 PM
WHAT
23:18
NOT YOU AGAIN
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???????? BOT 01-May-22 11:18 PM
there is only spiders here
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:18 PM
I think you may have an infestation.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:19 PM
WE'LL [Caretaker] OF THAT SOON
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:20 PM
from the tone of your voice it seems like this has been an ongoing problem?
23:20
he tilts his head
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:26 PM
YEAH THAT [Spidergirl] LOCKED ME WITH A [[Why he ourple]] APE WHEN I WAS TRAPPED IN A RINKY TINKY [Cyber space]
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:28 PM
... I don't know what any of those words mean.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:29 PM
DON'T [Worrywart] ABOUT IT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:36 PM
. . . He looks at him dead in the eyes I HAD TO [Guts] THAT GORILLA FOR [Nutrients] SYLVESTER. THE THINGS I [Experienced] INSIDE THAT COMPUTER.
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:36 PM
sylvtrolled
23:36
this still means nothing to me, Skunk.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:39 PM
D'YOU HAVE TIME? I CAN [Tell a tall tale] YOU ALL ABOUT IT
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:41 PM
Sure, I am curious enough to sit through a story. Please enlighten me, Skunk.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:43 PM
OKAY SO He stands up with a start, grabs two beers and sets them between the two of them. He opens one with his bare hand and the hem of his suit jacket for grip, and takes a sip DO YOU KNOW ABOUT [The Machine ®️]?
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:44 PM
I do not, no.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:44 PM
Oh boy YOU DO KNOW [Bird brain] RIGHT? HEAD BUTLER
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Sylvester BOT 01-May-22 11:45 PM
Swatch? Of course I do, yes
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 01-May-22 11:51 PM
GOOD THEY MADE A [Thing] BEAUTY REALLY SCRAPPED IT THEY [Leave it all alone in a cardboard box] IN THE [Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Palace] I ALWAYS- I SAW [Something] IN IT IT'S [Fascination]ING SO ONE DAY I [100 Stealth] INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S CASTLE NOT MY QUEEN IT WAS THIS [Bench]'S NAMED SEBASTIAN NICE GUY BUT [Funk it up] IN THE HEAD ANYWAY, I STOLE HIS [Body] GOT IN, SHOWED TO [Every buddy's favor-] MY FRIENDS, ETC . . . THE THING IS IT [[That went well]] FOR ME AND THEN I DIED!
23:52
SOME [Crap]HEAD TOOK MY [Diskette] AND STUCK IT INTO A [Classics you've come to expect][Nostalgia] TINY COMPUTER
23:54
AND I HAD TO [Live laugh love] THERE FOR A WHILE UNTIL THEY FOUND A REPLACEMENT [Esau & Jacob] GOT ME A NEW MANNEQUIN BUT IT [0% Volume] LIKE SERIOUSLY IT [Come out, come out, wherever y-] LIKE THIS: He opens his mouth and plays a voice clip, consisting of nothing but bitcrushed, peaked and distorted garbage noise THEY ALSO TOOK MY [Magnum] AND THAT I COULD NEVER [Go to sleep at night]
23:54
ARE WE [Caught up] SO FAR?
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Sylvester BOT 02-May-22 12:05 AM
he nods Fascinating. So you stole someone's body, and then were punished by being put into outdated hardware?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 12:06 AM
YES! ! YOU'RE THE [Number one] THAT UNDERSTANDS IT EVERYONE [Elsewhere] JUST THOUGHT IT WAS [Funny business]
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Sylvester BOT 02-May-22 12:07 AM
It seems simple enough to me.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 12:11 AM
ANYWAY THAT'S NOT EVEN [~Fin~] OF IT He takes a sip of his beer and keeps talking AFTER THEY SAW THAT VOICEBOX WAS [Bust a move] THEY WENT BACK TO [Drawing board] AND THIS OTHER GUY, PINKY [Kitty cat] HE GOT ME A REPLACEMENT [Marketable plushy] CAUSE APPARENTLY HE JUST GOT [Build-a-Spamton] LYING AROUND IN HIS WORLD THE [Crux of the issue] WAS IT WAS [Highly immovable] AND LIKE ABOUT [Footlong] He bends down to show with his hand just how tall his plushy form was SO THAT [Firetruck]ING SUCKED
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Sylvester BOT 02-May-22 12:15 AM
I imagine so. I'm surprised you are not traumatized from all this body hopping.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 12:18 AM
HEAHEAHEAHEA [[I'll keep all my emotions right here. And one day, I will die.]] ANYWAY HOW DID I [Return] YOU WONDER I GOT [Voided] AND [The good doctor] FIXED ME BACK UP WITH MY OLD BODY MAYBE HE THOUGHT [Enough is enough] OR MAYBE HE WANTED TO [God's favorite child] ME WHO KNOWS
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Sylvester BOT 02-May-22 12:46 AM
The good doctor?
00:46
Who is that?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 12:47 AM
NOBODU
00:47
Nobody teehee
00:48
By the tone of his voice, it doesn't sound like it was an answer that came out of deflection
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Sylvester BOT 02-May-22 12:49 AM
... I see.
00:49
This house becomes more and more fascinating the more I learn about it, and its residents.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 12:49 AM
YUP IT'S QUITE THE [Place to live] HEAHEHAHEA
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Noah BOT 02-May-22 01:08 AM
📱 Hey Sylvs I'm about to do something weird but safe, don't be alarmed when I come back to the living room
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Sylvester BOT 02-May-22 01:15 AM
📲 Okay, I trust you, Noah. Good luck.
01:16
he stands, bowing slightly Thank you for the story, Skunk. I appreciate you taking the time to fill me in on your adventures. I am going to rest in the common area for now until my associate shows up again.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 01:22 AM
NO [Problemo]! I'M GONNA [Hit the haystack] MYSELF GNIGHT!
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Sylvester BOT 02-May-22 01:23 AM
goodnight, Skunk
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Spamton J BOT 02-May-22 02:19 AM
J finally awoke, sitting up on the floor where he passed out. Oh wow.
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Saffron BOT 02-May-22 02:21 AM
Are you alright, son?
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Spamton J BOT 02-May-22 02:22 AM
"Ugh... I might've hit my head a little too hard yesterday... But I'm fine."
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Spamton J BOT 02-May-22 02:41 AM
He stands up, dusting himself off.
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Saffron BOT 02-May-22 02:41 AM
Well, I do have good news. I've located Picotee.
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Spamton J BOT 02-May-22 02:42 AM
"Really?! It's great news, father!! Where is he?"
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Saffron BOT 02-May-22 02:43 AM
He's in the Cyber Fields, outside of the City. I can smell the scent of plum blossoms and that lackadaisical attitude anywhere.
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Spamton J BOT 02-May-22 02:43 AM
"Should I go after him? I won't hesitate this time."
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Saffron BOT 02-May-22 02:44 AM
That's up to you. Our friend Sylvester is keeping an eye out for Gardenia. I know you... love Picotee~
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Spamton J BOT 02-May-22 02:46 AM
"Yes, it is true... I want him to be mine and mine only~ I will set out right now, father. Thank you for this opportunity~" He walked out of the kitchen and went upstairs.
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 01:54 PM
🔴🔴
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 01:55 PM
He puts Sage down, starting to build a latte for Grover
13:55
He places his hand on his chest Oof, heartburn...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 01:56 PM
Comes on in
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 01:56 PM
pogton
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 01:56 PM
He sits next to Sage. Just looking at them. WOULD YOU BE A DOLL IF I TOOK YOU TO THE LIGHT WORLD? YOU R E ALREADY SO SMALL.
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 01:57 PM
he sits himself up on the cupboards, watching
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 01:57 PM
Well, Sage is kind of part starlight? I wouldn't even try. It might be a bad idea.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 01:58 PM
...RITe. YEA. HAHA.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 01:59 PM
He puts the latte down in front of Grover and rubs his chest Oof...
13:59
Something's up... what did I eat yesterday?
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 02:01 PM
He starts to sip, but sees Esau struggling.
14:02
UH
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 02:02 PM
Can't... He glitches out a little
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 02:02 PM
OH SH1t. UH,
14:02
He gets up and runs over.
14:03
DEEP BREATHS
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 02:04 PM
pogton
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 02:04 PM
It's fine! I'm fine! He takes deep breaths, but soon he's gasping like a fish, glitching in and out of existence Fuck is happening-?!?!
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 02:05 PM
AH! I, UH, ESAU! WHAT!?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 02:05 PM
I haven't glitched- glitched- glitched- glitched- glitched- glitched- glitched-
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 02:05 PM
He is tearing up a bit.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 02:08 PM
He goes to grab him but doesn't at the last second Grover listen! Something- thing- thing- thing- w-w-w-w- rong! His head twitches violently a moment, his zipper is rattling Pro- pro- pro- pro text tech tect...
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 02:09 PM
He is sobbing. ESAU! NOOO!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 02:13 PM
He seizes up suddenly, his arm shaking as he tries to undo his zipper, before suddenly, his body turns into bright orange light [AAAAAAAAAAAAAA̷͒͊J̴̅̈Â̵̕H̶̑̇D̴̑̓F̴̒̾J̷̒̇D̸́́A̴̋̈́H̸̅̕] His body explodes into orange light, and he is sucked inward. With a cute little chime, the magenta and white disk lands on the floor of the kitchen
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 02:15 PM
he swoops down fast, showing up only as a blur, and snatches up the disk and flies out the window
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 02-May-22 02:15 PM
SHIT
14:15
He darts after the sylv, but he can't keep up.
14:15
Runs out.
14:21
SAGE
14:22
He scoops them up.
14:24
GOD, GOD, WHAT DO I DO, GOD, I NEED HELP, WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO, WH0,
14:25
WHO CAN I TRUST, I, IS SAUL STILL INFECTED? I, I CAN T, I, I, I,
14:26
SKUNK? NO HE HATES ME
14:26
He is crying so much the tears get all over Sage.
14:27
He runs out of the kitchen.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 02:37 PM
He's here now and getting his godforsaken condiments out. Though he does set aside some for normal food for the attic friends. The stuff he's making for himself is atrocious.
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:39 PM
Sneakily trying to stalk Spencer like he's prey
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 02:40 PM
[Big Shit] I can sense your [bih][a$$] [Friendship is magic] vibes I know you're there
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:42 PM
He makes an outraged sound. Damn. ...did the sparkle gifs give it away? He still walks and nuzzles Spencer's legs like a cat That's not fun 😖
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 02:43 PM
A smirk he reaches down to pat Anton's head which turns into a noogie [Git gud] then
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:46 PM
He laughs as he gets up, having his hair messier than it was, and watching him make food So how was it with old me? Everything working out?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 02:50 PM
Yeah you're [JUST DO IT] fine, it's [2] peaceful there. You're [livin large] a good life now. Couldn't do [sh1t] though thanks to [Corryn] [ ] that [ ] ...ARE YOU [kitten] ME? HERE [2]?
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:50 PM
LMAO
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s i g h t i n g 1997 02-May-22 02:50 PM
LOL spampoint
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:50 PM
whuh
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 02:50 PM
watch
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s i g h t i n g 1997 02-May-22 02:51 PM
goner
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:51 PM
trolled
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 02:52 PM
I've had [weirdo friend] er moments
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:52 PM
I've met him before! He's pretty nice and gave me a good doctor recommendation.
14:52
I think I need to reschedule though. I'm having afflictions
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 02:54 PM
He does [gnome] a good therapist, I'll [give it to me] him that. He grumbles a bit but makes the bagel with jam and grilled cheese, he's making pasta now. Right what [shitshow] happened while [eye of the tiger] was gone?
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 02:58 PM
I would tell you but right now? I'm. Also fried. Not a lot relevant besides newcomers and the usual accidents I think! I got infected by ransomware
14:59
Des said since we're not rebooting me the symptoms will linger for a little bit while I reverse engineer thr virus.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:04 PM
He's handing Anton the bagel and humming a bit I'm not [Sir Prize]d about the [Dr. House] being crazy. He looks at Anton and sighs Didn't you [left on read] not to open strange [hyperlinks] dumbass?
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:06 PM
It was in the attic. Sylvester got the best out of me
15:07
I thought it did nothing and well... in a sense it didn't. I just got a little sick and wanting cuddles He takes the bagel, muttering a thank you
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 03:08 PM
spampoint
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:08 PM
It doesn't help that I feel a little fuzzy when I think of him
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:08 PM
B(
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 03:08 PM
Oh hello~ You're quite the little mini! Excellent balance of color yes yes
15:09
he goes to start play fighting with the mini viroton like parrots do
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:09 PM
So are you >7>) red, black and white never go out of fashion
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 03:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbSS6fOs4ag
Al’s Birds
2 Conures Play Fighting
pogton 1
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:12 PM
He play fights back!!
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:12 PM
He blinks, he wonders if he's seeing things as he leans on Spencer a bit
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:13 PM
He's just watching the two minis fight, but gives Anton's nose a little pinch just a small one So ...[lemmings] get this straight. You met a [stranger danger] and probably [gotcha good] something from him and [open sesame] a [hyperlink] and got virused right?
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:14 PM
... He winces and whines when you put it like that I sound like an idiot!!!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:18 PM
You [r] one He finishes making the pasta and portions it out, places tomato sauce on it and everything. THen he goes back to eating his trash whatever mess of condiments that is. Seriously whos [dis] bozo. He points at the Mini sylvester Saw a [Marty] that looks like him [yesteryear]
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:21 PM
Thats the same guy!
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:21 PM
He's playfully biting and rolling around still
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:21 PM
I have...fuzzy memories like I know this guy. But I don't know what his deal is! It's so weird
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:24 PM
He turns to look at Anton and snorts Listen [Big Shit] Not [everypony] you meet with [Thanks for the Memories] of the past is going to [Bee] friendly. He hands Anton the Pasta and grilled cheese Hand those [2] [Rapture Jesus] and [Sea Biscuit] for me will ya?
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:25 PM
Guess that's fair. He finishes his bagel, taking the pasta and cheems and bowing Thank you for the food! Don't miss me too much
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:25 PM
For I'm right here!
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Anton ????? BOT 02-May-22 03:25 PM
He walks upstairs
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 03:28 PM
he cackles and flips them around, still nipping at him and play fighting
15:28
I love enrichment!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:30 PM
He watching them for a bit longer before eating his food. You [call it what you want] that enrichment? Psh.
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 03:32 PM
he gives Spencer a withering look before going back at it I'm an ephemeral mini, of course this wouldn't be enrichment for the permanent version of me, lens flare idiot~
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:34 PM
It wouldn't? It's very fun to do that in the big vessel too!
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:36 PM
You [gnome][Marty] you should [expand your horizons] on enriching activities. He's getting some materials, a large bowl of water, a paper plate to float on top of it and then hands them both plastic knives
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:38 PM
He takes the knife, equally confused and curious
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:39 PM
Places Viroviroton on the paper plate, the plate is not steady with the added weight
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 03:39 PM
pogton
15:39
he hops on the plate himself, stancing up
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:40 PM
He starts playing pirates of the Caribbean [Engarde]
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 03:41 PM
pogton
15:48
He fails miserably, his triangular little body losing balance in the paper plate
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 03:50 PM
he snickers and simply pokes his wobbly body with his plastic knife
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 03:51 PM
[Big Shit] -0 [Marty -1 Round 2!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 03:56 PM
He is in here now because it's dead at work rn teehee he's going in for some coffee, partially ignoring the commotion between minitons and Spencer
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 04:07 PM
he goes to chuck his knife at the mini viro and succeeds, but misjudged the strength needed to throw it and it hurdles towards skunkton
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 04:08 PM
watch
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 04:09 PM
He however, sucks at throwing knives with such big paws and as a result throws his right at mini Sylvester's hand.Oh
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 04:10 PM
pogton
16:10
it impales his paw, sticking right through it Owiiiiie~
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 04:12 PM
He puts the rest of his garbage food in his mouth and washes the dishes You [gnome] I just had an idea. Wanna [hear ye hear ye] it? drying his hands and bending down to look at the two minis with a big shit eating grin
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 04:16 PM
He cries for Sylvester's paw, trying to take the knife off and making up to it with some of his energy. Sorry [ ; m;] He turns to Spencer
16:16
what is it?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 04:20 PM
His smile grows Obstacle [Corsica] but there's [Fiyah] I can [buy 1 get 1 free] a hotwheels course, modify it. [getcha] some bagels and [light em up] on fire. Sound [funland palace]?
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 04:24 PM
I'm not sure about the fire part spencer! He chirps with worry
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 04:25 PM
It'll [Bee Movie] fine!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 04:29 PM
He's been real quiet because that knife went straight towards him. He held his hands up and managed not to get stabbed but damn that shit hurted!!! WHAT THE HELL WHAT DID [Me myself and I] DO? ?
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 04:55 PM
he entered the kitchen, walking straight to the coffee machine
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:05 PM
he turns around and sees the other Spams were... goofing around with knives? He snorts. This was such a dumb ass house Should I even ask what's going on?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:06 PM
THEY'RE BEING [[Mean to me]] [😔]
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 05:07 PM
sorry skunk~! It wasn't intentional~
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 05:07 PM
:D
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 02-May-22 05:09 PM
[Eye of the tiger] think it's [funi] you should [JUST DO IT] more [Marty] He gets the bagels and wooden stakes used for skewers, some other things and then picks up the two minis to walk out [Hotwheels] time
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:09 PM
BYE [Crap]HEAD
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Mini-Sylv BOT 02-May-22 05:10 PM
he wiggles a bit and flies up to Spencer's shoulder, waving at the two old men as he leaves
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VIROVIROTON BOT 02-May-22 05:10 PM
So mean! he waves goodbye
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:10 PM
he laazily waved and started pouring himself some coffee Is there anyone in this damn house that has an IQ with triple figures?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:11 PM
ME PICK ME [I do]
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:13 PM
he looked to Skunkton You? Seriously?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:14 PM
SOME OF THEM [Got lost in the way] BUT I STILL GOT [Plenty to spare]
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:25 PM
he was doubtful, sipping from his coffee Hmm...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:25 PM
HEY DO YOU WANNA [Take part] IN MY PONZI SCHEME
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 05:25 PM
Casually trots into here, waving. Hello - hello-oo~!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:26 PM
OH, HI
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:29 PM
he almost chokes on his coffee Your WHAT scheme?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:29 PM
PONZI WAS I NOT [Crystal Clear] DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT [Mean, median, mode]?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 05:32 PM
Starton climbs a chair, putting his elbows on the table and his chin on his elbows, looking at Scarton with interest. Hey [Q-ti], what ha[pan]ned to [u]r face?
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:35 PM
he looked at Skunkton, snorting I know what it is, I just didn't think you'd have the gall to ask someone like you'd ask someone to go bowling with you... he soon noticed something colorful in the corner of his eye, turning to look at Sarton Huh? The hell are you?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 05:36 PM
Star waved at him cheerfully. Starton G. Spamton at your service. I am a cosmic entity [beyond your comprehension]~
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:36 PM
WELL OF COURSE YOU'D BE A [Business partner] INSTEAD OF THE [Gullible] ME AND FROSTY ARE [Putting it back together] AND YOU COULD BE A PART OF IT WE'LL SPLIT IT 33 EACH
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:49 PM
Not interested. he immediately snapped, sipping his coffee I had a partnership once... look how that ended. he motioned towards himself, indicating his burns as his damaged eye twitched he then turned back to Starton, raising a brow A what now? "Cosmic Entity"? Like an alien or something?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 05:50 PM
[Nope]! I am a Galaxy! [Milky Way], if you wish to know~
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 05:51 PM
he's confused by this revelation ... How?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 05:56 PM
[magik]! By the way, my [turn here] to ask. What happened to [you!]r [[pretty face]]?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 05:58 PM
WELL THAT'S ON [Yourself] FOR NOT [Scanning] YOUR PREVIOUS BUSINESS PARTNERS [Through and through!] ME AND AUSTIN, WE ARE [100% Proof] YOU CAN TRUST US
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:03 PM
I doubt that. he answered bluntly, then looked ton Starton Acid and a bloated asshole King, that's what happened.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:07 PM
He pouts. That's bad of that [royalty] to do such thing to [acute] face. I wanna [make] it better.
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:18 PM
he sipped his coffee I already know how to make it better.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:19 PM
He hums. Do [you]? How curious! The [child of mine] usually don't. Good for you, then! He is proud of this creation. So smart~
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:25 PM
he grinned darkly Yes... he'll be punished... and ruined... then, I'll be better... much better.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 06:26 PM
THE [Kingy wingy]? IS HE DIVORCED ALREADY IN YOUR [Worldbuilding]?
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:27 PM
he snorts Like I give a shit what his marital status is... I want his blood.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:28 PM
Star tilts his head. So you just want to [kill la kill] him?
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:29 PM
Not immediately... he clenched his fist I want him to suffer first, to feel the pain that he caused me, to be humiliated and ruined... then, I'll end him, very slowly and as agonizing as possible. he chuckled darkly
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:31 PM
Star hummed in thought. I see, I [c++]... Just like I saw on tv. Interesting, interesting! Never knew such creatures found comfort in [death].
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 06:33 PM
I MEAN IF HE'S ALREADY [Epic divorce man] HE'S GOT A WHOLE LOTTA SUFFERING ALREADY HEAHEHAHEA
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:38 PM
he snapped at Skunkton That isn't enough! Not for what he did to me!!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 06:41 PM
OH OF COURSE NOT BUT [You never know]! YOU GOT A [Jumpstart] ALREADY!
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:42 PM
Star floats in the air, looking at Scarton from a different angle.
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:42 PM
he hissed Well I want him to be more miserable! To writhe in pain, to feel regret, to feel every thing that I felt after throwing me away and leaving me to die in that goddamn acid factory of his!!
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:45 PM
Star furrows his brows. This king sounds like a bad, bad creation. He wants to help this scarred fellow. He reaches into his hair... And pulls out a small tube of ointment, floating closer to Scar and holding it in front his face. [HERE]!
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:45 PM
he turned, looking at the tube ... the hell is this?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:46 PM
For [OUCHIE]! I DOnt kill but I do create [thingie]s!
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:47 PM
he looked at the tube, then back at Starton .... I still don't know what this shit is?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:49 PM
Me [neither]! But it [press f1 for help]s! He's smiling like a cat. Oh he's so smart.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 06:50 PM
LEMME [Looksee] THAT He takes a few steps closer THAT'S [Lotion] FOR, Y'KNOW YOUR [Horrible horrible burns]
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:51 PM
he narrowed his eyes at it, then side-glances Starton How do I know this isn't a trick?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:52 PM
I'm your [creator]. I like [u] :3c
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:53 PM
he raised a brow "Creator"?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:55 PM
[Duh]! You live riight about... Here. He points to a place on his long, flowy hair.
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 06:56 PM
he squinted at Starton's hair, then back at him, looking as if he was talking to a lunatic Huh?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:56 PM
That's [Earth and it's creechurs], dummy!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 06:57 PM
I HAVE A [Q&A]
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:58 PM
Go [on and on and on]!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 06:58 PM
WHAT IF I'M NOT [Earthling]
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 06:59 PM
The [darkworld] is also here Just [under]
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 07:01 PM
none of this was making any sense to him, he just gawked at Starton What the hell do you mean?? That each universe lives in that pigtail of yours??
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 07:01 PM
[Maybe]!
19:03
It's not just [hair] after all!
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 07:05 PM
this was even screwier .... that isn't hair?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 07:08 PM
Star smiles. And takes off his hairtie. The kitchen immediately explodes into writhing shadows, stars, planets, systems and constellations swirling around as the "hair" fills all the free available space. Star's face now blends in with his hair, leaving only the dot eyes.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 07:08 PM
[[A]]
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 07:08 PM
he dropped his mug, staggering backwards What the fuck!?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 07:09 PM
He quickly tied it back. Cool [party tricks] , right?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 02-May-22 07:10 PM
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 07:12 PM
Can't [promissie]!
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 07:20 PM
this was all too much for him to mentally digest. A spamton that was basically the universe? Or one that hosted several different ones? How??
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 02-May-22 07:23 PM
Star did a cat stretch, purring lowly as he floated towards the counter, grabbing himself a box of cookies.
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 08:04 PM
he shook his head, snorting This house is fucking ridiculous... he fixes himself another cup of coffee and turns to leave the kitchen
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Scarton BOT 02-May-22 08:30 PM
before he leaves, though, he pockets the tube from Starton. Then, he steps out and starts back up to his room
bigeyes 1
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Rosario BOT 02-May-22 11:11 PM
Kitchen...oh how he missed thee. He's not here for cooking however. Instead, he places a few small succulents by the windowsill and some indoor plants in strategic places.
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23:12
I'm giving this house some good [green] color.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:15 PM
spamstanding
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:15 PM
He heads inside and starts making espresso
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:18 PM
SO
16:18
WHERE DID YOU [Arrivals] FROM? ?
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:19 PM
I'm Esau's old friend. I came here to help his boyfriend learn how to use a cursed ring to fight a god.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:19 PM
NATURALLY
16:20
HE TOLD ME HE MIGHT [Unalive][For real] BUT I WAS TOO SLEEPY TO ANSWER THAT GOT ME [Worrywart] BUT ALSO THE COUCH WAS [[Very really good]] COMFY
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:21 PM
Man, I know that feeling. He puts a double shot espresso down for Skunk Yeah his brother is planning some screwy shit with an assimilation virus or some garbage. Long story short they got him last night.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:23 PM
OH [Shoot] He takes the espresso once it's done and sits down at the table . . . MAN I SHOULDA [Been there, done that]
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:23 PM
Yeah it seems kinda beguiling, huh? He sits with him. Wait a minute he's still not wearing a shirt oops
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:27 PM
HE CALLS ME [Parental figure] AND I DON'T GIVE MUCH OF [Nothing] BACK
16:28
FEELS UN[Grating]
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:29 PM
Yeah that sounds like Esau. He called me friend for decades and I didn't give him so much as the time of day after he got my nose cut off.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:32 PM
NO THAT I [Gotcha] I WOULDN'T CARE MUCH FOR A GUY IF HE GOT ME [Nose job]D BUT NO THIS IS [Unequal]
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:34 PM
We all make mistakes. He pulls up his inventory and a pile of carton of cigarettes falls onto the table, and a lighter. He lights one and offers it to Skunkton
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:37 PM
He makes a face to it but takes it, taking a deep drag IF HE [Return of the king] I'M GONNA SPEND MORE [Quality time] WITH HIM
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:38 PM
That sounds like a plan. You seem cool.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:39 PM
THANKS, I AM
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:41 PM
He laughs And so modest!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:41 PM
CORRECT AGAIN
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:44 PM
You got anything to eat in this place? He puts the cigarette in his teeth before getting up and looking in the fridge
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:44 PM
WHATEVER'S [Inside]! HELP YOURSELF!
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:55 PM
Eventually he just makes cereal. It's easy, he likes easy Want some chocolate cereal?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 04:56 PM
NAH I'M [All good]
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 04:58 PM
He sits down with him again to munch Anyway, I guess i've been the... weird guide Addison for this whole mess. You learn a lot when you're quiet and out of the way.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:00 PM
THAT'S TRUE HELPS A LOT IF YOU'RE [No one] NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO YOU YOU CAN JUST [Eavesdrop] AND IT'S LIKE [Invisibility cloak on clearance] I KNOW SO MUCH [Stuff] JUICY [[Gossip girl]]
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:03 PM
Heh, same. He smiles, holding his cigarette in one hand and eating with the other I was just telling Grover last night, I know all about Esau's family.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:04 PM
YEAH?
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:04 PM
Fuckin' crazy assholes, every single one of them.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:05 PM
[Goldie]'S NICE LET ME [Rent a room] FOR FREE ONCE HEAHEAHEA
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:06 PM
He laughs again Yeah, Marigold is the best by far, he's just dumb.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:08 PM
GOOD HOST THOUGH
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:08 PM
Oh yeah, totally. He hosted me when I was a performer.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:12 PM
WHAT DID YOU [High Performance]?
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:13 PM
After the market for autoplay ads fell through I was a stripper until Lave snatched me up to be a photographer. I'm also melodickinetic. I can sound like anyone and make music out of thin air.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:18 PM
He takes another sip of his mug I'M A [Big fan] OF YOUR INDUSTRY, SIR
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:24 PM
Well it's nice to be appreciated, thank you.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:29 PM
LAVE I [Knowledge] THAT NAME . . . OH SHE ASKED ME TO [Pose for pictures]!
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:31 PM
Yeah, that probably would have been me takin' the pictures. Too bad she got assimilated.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:31 PM
CAN WE UN[Assassinate] HER THEN
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:35 PM
Yeah we're hoping that once we deal with the big orange son of a bitch that'll make the virus treatable with an over the counter, his code is keeping it from being affected by anti-virals.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:45 PM
IS IT [Safe and sound] FROM OTHER VIRUSES? COULDN'T THEY LIKE [Bayblade battle] IT OUT AND DISABLE ALL OF IT?
17:46
WHERE ARE YOUR WORLD'S [Wee woo]S THAT'S THEIR JOB
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:50 PM
Well, that might be difficult seeing as there's a shortage of wee woo's right now because I think tangerine dream's been killing them.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 05:52 PM
OH.
17:52
WELL THAT'S A [Pickle] AND A HALF
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 05:55 PM
Plus I tried using the strongest remedy we've got that doesn't require a hospital stay on Gardenia and all it did was break the needle.
17:55
Saffron's fuckin' pissed.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 06:01 PM
DAMN
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 06:05 PM
Yeah, fucked my hand up good. He holds up his hand lazily, which is covered in healing pin pricks The point is my city is in mortal peril. It's covered in snow, and Queen is mobilizing, and we have a wannabe Ozymandius with brother issues airing all his family problems while trying to become a god of all Addisons.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 07:01 PM
I'LL BE [Frank] I'M NOT VERY GOOD WITH [4x] STUFF BUT D'YOU THINK I COULD [F1]?
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 07:03 PM
You wanna be there? What's your experience with giant monsters?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 07:09 PM
ONE TRIED TO [V word] ME ONCE
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 07:10 PM
Hmm. Well if you wanna come, feel free. There's no telling what's going to happen.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 07:14 PM
I'LL [Check my schedule]!
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 07:31 PM
You said Esau calls you dad? That incredible.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 07:33 PM
YEAH IT'S A [Development] FROM WHEN I WAS [Quiet as a mouse] LONG STORY I'LL [Recapitulate] SOME OTHER DAY
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 07:58 PM
Fair enough.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 07:59 PM
I'M NOT [For reals] HIS DAD THOUGH BUT IF IT HELPS HIM IT HELPS HIM
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 08:01 PM
Well yeah, he hatched from the pipis like the rest of us.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 08:17 PM
WELL SO DID [Me :)] BUT I STILL HAD A DAD DO YOU [Very frequently] NOT?
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 08:19 PM
Nope. Our parents lay pipis and then go right back to business. We hatch and we're raised by the community.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 08:19 PM
HUH
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 08:20 PM
Yeah, I was an only pipis myself.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 08:24 PM
I HAVE [Single] BROTHER LIVED WITH [Ask your parents before going o-] AND THEN I DIDN'T!
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 08:27 PM
Dang. How was it? Like, what's having parents like?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 08:28 PM
[Disciplinary action] AND [Roleplaying] MODEL-Y USUALLY
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 08:31 PM
Sounds like we weren't missing much.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 08:55 PM
YEAH NOT REALLY I MEAN SOME [Others] HAVE BETTER EXPERIENCES
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 08:56 PM
Maybe if I had parents I wouldn't have crashed so many cars. He laughs
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 09:00 PM
YOU'D BE [Surprising opportunities]! !
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 09:11 PM
I think you would have gotten along well in my world. He finishes his cereal
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 09:18 PM
I'VE [Been there done that] BEFORE! VISITED [Golden Mary]'S CASINO FOR SOME TIME NICE PLACE IN GENERAL THOUGH
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 09:19 PM
I'm worried about them. But it is what it is. We'll figure out something.
21:21
I feel like we don't got a lot of time.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 09:30 PM
WISH YOU [[Good luck]] TELL ME IF I CAN [Open positions]
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Chartreuse BOT 03-May-22 09:59 PM
I'm trying to think... He hears a small commotion in the den Hang on, i'll get back to you. He puts out his cigarette in the sink and heads out
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 03-May-22 09:59 PM
He watches Chartreuse go and follows him out
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 12:31 AM
she enters the kitchen with Sage, setting them down at the table What would you like to eat, Sage? Do you want some fruit? Cereal? A cookie, maybe?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 12:32 AM
He sits at the table I WANT A [🍪]
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 12:33 AM
she laughs at skunkton Okay we'll get you one, then. she then turned back to Sage Have you decided honey? You could ask for something else if there's something else you want, too!
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Narrator BOT 04-May-22 12:35 AM
Sage gasps Cooki!
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 12:37 AM
she smiled Okay! We'll get you a cookie then! she gives them a pat on the head
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 12:45 AM
she then goes to the cabinets, looking for where there might be a box or even a jar of cookies
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 12:46 AM
GOTTA BE SOME IN THE [Back of the store] He turns his head back to Sage and leer at them
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Narrator BOT 04-May-22 12:46 AM
Sage smiles at Skunkton and sticks their little tongue out at him
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 12:47 AM
He sticks his back in retaliation
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Narrator BOT 04-May-22 12:47 AM
Sage giggles in delight
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 12:49 AM
she then finds a box full of cookies, pulling them out from the cabinet Here we are! she then grabs a plate and opens the box to place a couple cookies onto it for them all to share
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Narrator BOT 04-May-22 12:55 AM
Sage grabs a cookie and begins tearing into it almost immediately with their big needley teeth
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 12:59 AM
she was a little concerned by that N-Now Sage, small bites honey...! You'll get a tummy ache by eating so fast!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 01:00 AM
He inhales a cookie also
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 01:08 AM
she eats a cookie herself, but she wasn't exactly that hungry. She worried about Saul and Esau, and wondered if chard was going to be okay with him running off to go back to the club. A lot of things were happening at once and she was anxious
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Miss Midnight BOT 04-May-22 12:47 PM
she thought she heard some yelling from the living room. She gets up and gives Sage a pat on the head to go out there to see what was going on
12:51
Stay here with grandpa sweetie, I’ll be right back.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:42 PM
He stares at the baby
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Sage BOT 04-May-22 05:42 PM
The baby stares back.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:44 PM
[👁️ 👁️]
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Sage BOT 04-May-22 05:45 PM
{👁️ 👁️}
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:47 PM
YOU EVER GET [Tiwed Sweepy] OF DOING THAT
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Sage BOT 04-May-22 05:48 PM
A tweet. They aren't blinking. Like, at all. No!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:49 PM
Completely deadpan OH [Goodie] YOU LEARNED THAT [Wordle]
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Sage BOT 04-May-22 05:50 PM
They purr. I also learn gwandpa
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:50 PM
YEAH TIME TO [Rewind] THAT
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Sage BOT 04-May-22 05:51 PM
No :3
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:51 PM
PING
17:51
OKAY WHATEVER
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Sage BOT 04-May-22 05:52 PM
They go and lie down on the couch near him, doing a big yawn, showing off their teeth. You dare move and your arm gets bit off :3 Sleep time.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:53 PM
He rolls his eyes and leans back with the nearest approximation of a pout he could manage to do
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Chartreuse BOT 04-May-22 05:56 PM
He heads inside and gets a cup of coffee and a bagel real quick. To they have bagels? They do now Hey pal.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:58 PM
HEY.
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Chartreuse BOT 04-May-22 05:58 PM
Sorry for stickin' in your hair for so long i'll be headin' out soon...
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 05:59 PM
IT'S NOT MY [Beautiful houses with incredible vistas] DON'T WORRY AS LONG AS YOU LEAVE BEFORE [ ]
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Chartreuse BOT 04-May-22 06:01 PM
I don't wanna think about what that is, so i'll take my leave shortly after. He laughs Besides, I gotta get back and try and figure out what exactly that crazy asshole has planned for our City.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 06:02 PM
RIGHT, THAT [Besties] LUCK, BUDDY
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Chartreuse BOT 04-May-22 06:18 PM
👋
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 04-May-22 06:26 PM
He sighs, and gingerly picks Sage up, holding them at half an arm's length by their sides, and walks out to the living room
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Chartreuse BOT 05-May-22 04:06 AM
He puts the containers in the fridge. They are labeled Skunk and Grover. He goes back to the den
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-May-22 01:15 PM
when he opens the fridge, he sees his name on the soup and is confused. Who made this? Saul? It looks like dark World food… He eats it without bothering to heat it up. But it’s still good.
13:21
He checks his phone for the first time in a day.
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Reuben Jules Kaard BOT 05-May-22 01:23 PM
(So helpeth me God, if thou dost not respond soon I willst march right through that portal and findeth thee mineself. Sent 3:00am)
13:26
(Non… Twas a bluff. I do not haveth a death wish. Sent7:00am)
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 05-May-22 01:37 PM
he thinks about what chard said while he finishes his food. Settle his affairs… He should really really go see Reuben now. Oh chard probably gave him the soup. that’s sweet. He gets up and leaves.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 05-May-22 09:47 PM
Bigstand
21:47
He's cleaning out the fridge.
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Grover 'Spamton' Clanton BOT 06-May-22 03:44 PM
Makes buttered toast. It's all he has in him right now.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 06-May-22 07:13 PM
spamstanding
19:14
. . .
19:14
HEY WAIT A [60 seconds]
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 07-May-22 02:02 AM
Microwaving fries
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 07-May-22 02:10 AM
Whateth is thine Star-Pals Kids Meal this time? He roots through the bag.
02:14
Image attachment
02:14
He takes a good, hard look at it. …Hmmmm…
02:16
Thou remindeths me of me. He pockets it.
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02:17
He takes the food upstairs.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:15 PM
spamstanding
19:15
He starts brewing a fresh pot of coffee and while he waits he peeks at the fridge. He sees the bowl with his name on it, but he doesn't remember making any soup. He takes a good whiff at it, because he doesn't trust unknown food items anymore. It seems fine, but he's not quite sure. He puts it back down and closes the fridge.
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:18 PM
Carrying Frozen the fish he gets out a big bucket to put Frozen in before filling it with water and looking in one of his browsers for reef salt and some other device Anyways [yew tree] look stupid as [he11]
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:18 PM
SPENCER HOW DO WE FIX THIS????
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:18 PM
watch
19:18
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:20 PM
[Donut] worry I'm -pfff a [Doctor Mario] it's prolly a [glitch in the matrix] haha He hears the question but decides to let Frozen answer it cause he's about to laugh again. He has to try not to when he starts mixing reef salt into the bucket.
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:26 PM
WE BEAT THE GAME AND I WON A SHITTY PRIZE
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Anton ????? BOT 07-May-22 07:26 PM
An pajama wearing Anton walks in, staring at the scene curiously. He stays quiet while grabbing a box of cereal and giving Spencer a look of "what the fuck"
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:27 PM
MAYBE BECAUSE I'M A VIRUS
19:27
HI ANT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:27 PM
OH I [Seesaw] HEY ANTON
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 07-May-22 07:28 PM
pogton
19:28
he sees spencer
19:28
👁️👁️
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:29 PM
Yo [Big Shit] Haha HAHAH AHA He's laughing so hard at Frozen this is so funny OH [Fuk] A pause he senses someone is watching him and he stands up and turns his head to see Cassius .... [Olestra chips] when was the [last of us] time you ate?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 07-May-22 07:29 PM
:)
19:29
he barrels towards spencer and launches himself
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:29 PM
spamstanding
19:29
[[A]]
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Anton ????? BOT 07-May-22 07:30 PM
Hi everyone. uh. Mermaid? Okay? He takes a soda, with his cereal and you know what he's about to do. That better not be on screen.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:31 PM
Coffee's ready! He pours some out for himself and lifts the pot ANYONE [Desire] SOME?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 07-May-22 07:31 PM
he wraps himself around spencer like a koala
19:31
I'M GETTING [enrichment] FROM SPENCER SO IM GOOD
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:31 PM
BITCHES HELP
19:31
DO NOT TURN ME INTO SASHIMI
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 07-May-22 07:32 PM
OH WE HAVE SASHIMI?
19:32
he looks over at Frozen and grins
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:32 PM
He struggles like it's a routine thing. Admittedly he did miss it but he'd rather eat his foot than say that outloud and when he hears frozen his struggles turn into struggles with him wheezing in laughter [Fuq] SHUT UP! I'm PFF [Try try again] TO FIGHT [huggy wuggy] YOU ARENT HAHA HELPING!
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Anton ????? BOT 07-May-22 07:32 PM
I'm covered He sips his unholy soup
19:33
I think you look like a cool fish Frozen! Is this a virus thing?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 07-May-22 07:33 PM
IS THAT A CERAL AND [cock a cola] SOUP? GOOD CHOICE ANT
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:35 PM
[Kneads] Pop Rocks and [Mentos]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:35 PM
YOU WOULDN'T BE GOOD [Free fish] ANYWAY HEAHEHAHEAHEA He puts the pot back down and crouches next to Frozen IS THIS [[Top 10 contraptions that kill webcomic fans from 2012 on sight]] ENOUGH SPACE FOR YOU THERE
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Anton ????? BOT 07-May-22 07:36 PM
Its exactly that! Though I wish we had some crystal pepsi
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:36 PM
WE ARE NOT RUINING THE POOL. I'M FINE IN HERE.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:36 PM
I WAS GONNA SAY [[Sittin' in the hot tub]] BUT OKAY
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:39 PM
Sounds like [crystalline] Meth is what you [knead] He's giving cassius a few light hearted whacks, continues to wiggle before flopping Well we're [get out] of the shitty [new game +] I'd give it a [7.8 IGN Too much water] rating
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:41 PM
WE COULD [Build-a-bear] YOU A FISH TANK
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:46 PM
I'M FINE. THIS IS FINE. CAS DOES GOOP DO THIS OR SOMETHING???
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:47 PM
MAYBE IT'S [Similar] WHEN I WAS A [Catman] FOR LONGER THAN I SHOULD
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LIKE THAT GUY SAID YOUR [.sys] WILL MAKE IT GO AWAY [At last]
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:48 PM
THE ELSA DRESS KINDA ALSO HAPPENED BUT SPENCE THAT WAS BOTH OF US
19:48
WHAT IF MY VIRUS BS LIKES IT
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:49 PM
He's just flopped in Cassius' arms and looks at Frozen, he is clearly displeased and filled with intense aggression for being ragdoll held before waving his hand lazily [Viral] tendencies are [Des]'s specialty. If [Eye of the tiger] can't figure out what's [wrong answer] I'll take you to [sea] him
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:49 PM
IT WAS A NICE DRESS
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:52 PM
I [thinktank] it'd be funny if it's [temporary secretary] if we [take on me] you to sea world. People would [freak the freak out]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 07:53 PM
He glances up at Spencer OH THAT'D BE [[Prepared to be amazed]]
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 07:57 PM
CAN YOU PIPLE BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT GOING TO GET EATEN BY A DOLPHIN TODAY.
19:57
THE DRESS SUCKED IT WAS ELSA
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 07:59 PM
I am [srs beans] it's probably not a [big time crush] deal. It's definitely something [wii fit] can handle Also the dress [donut] have enough [tiddly winks] I needed more [slut] power
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 08:00 PM
IT WAS PRETTY ON YOU
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?????? BOT 07-May-22 08:02 PM
up on top of the cabinets something peers over the edge, making sure to stay out of sight as it observes the conversation below, and the current state of Frozen
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 08:19 PM
WELL YOU TWO WEAR THE DRESS THEN.
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OR WEAR LESS, SPENCE
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 08:21 PM
I [already freddy] wear slut outfits. He manages to wiggle out and picks up the bucket with Frozen in it Anyways do you [wanna bee] examined now or [shoulder] we go [terror ride] some [shitlings]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 08:32 PM
WELL I SAID IT WAS [Pretty princess] ON YOU IT WOULD BE [Lousy mousey] ON ME HEAHEHAHEA
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?????? BOT 07-May-22 08:42 PM
the mini-sylvworm crawls down and makes its way over to Frozen, curling up on his head
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 08:43 PM
WHAT THE
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ok fish now BOT 07-May-22 08:52 PM
WHAT THE
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ALSO YEAH I KINDA DO WANT TO SCARE PIPLE. ALSO SKUNTON TRY IT SOMETIME. DRESSES ARE BREEZY.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 08:57 PM
HEAHEHAEA MAYBE! !
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?????? BOT 07-May-22 08:58 PM
sylveye
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 07-May-22 08:58 PM
ALRIGHT He holds up the bucket with frozen in it and starts walking toward the exit of the kitchen To [wogger worl] we go then
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 08:59 PM
sylveye👄sylveye
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:03 PM
He stands back up, and watches them go. He sits at the table and goes back to nursing his coffee
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 09:04 PM
is still here, having hopped off frozen's head as he was moved
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:04 PM
[👁️ 👁️]
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HEY [Wiggle worm]
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 09:08 PM
sylveyesylveye
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:08 PM
I GOT ONE A [Youse]
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 09:23 PM
sylvworm
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it crawls up the table
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:24 PM
He watches it climb up, curious HOW YOU [Redoing] LITTLE CRITTER
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 09:24 PM
it tilts it's head
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:26 PM
ARE YOU A [Wiggle dance] ONLY OR DO YOU [[bites you]] He holds a finger to get near the worm, but doesn't touch it
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He takes a second to process what the worm said. He's trying to remember if he can read binary or not WHAT THE [Fun] DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 09:40 PM
the sylvworm waits a beat before opening its mouth, which is full of lamprey-esque teeth... it's eyeing skunk's finger
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sylvwormbite
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:45 PM
OH OKAY GOT IT [No tushing] He retrieves his finger, hiding his hand on the crook of his other arm YOU'RE MUCH [Adorababy] THAN WIGGLY
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 09:55 PM
it follows his hand as it gets safely put away
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sylvwormstare
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it stays still for a moment before it hacks up a miniature red pyramid-shaped pipis
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:57 PM
NO I KNOW THESE [Eggs] I'M NOT TAKING THAT
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 09:58 PM
it stares unblinkingly at skunkton
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it kicks the small pyramid at skunkton's face
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 09:59 PM
[[A]]
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The pyramid gets slapped right on his forehead with a comical "DUNK" noise
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 10:01 PM
sylvwormsmile
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 10:01 PM
He's sitting there wide-eyed for a moment
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 10:13 PM
WHY'D YOU [Do it now] THAT I'M JUST SITTING HERE
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 10:14 PM
it coughs up another mini pyramid and narrows its eyes at skunkton...... it almost looks like its smirking
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 10:15 PM
I DON'T UNDERSTAND [Wormy on a string] LANGUAGE [:(]
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 10:17 PM
it generates a small pop-up
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 10:17 PM
[ scaredok ]
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 10:18 PM
it kicks the pipis at skunkton's face again
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 10:22 PM
WELL THEN
22:22
DO YOU WANNA [Take part] IN MY PONZI SCHEME
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 10:53 PM
it tilts its head
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it decides to crawl up skunkton's arm and settle on his head
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 07-May-22 10:56 PM
[ pogton ] OKAY I DIDN'T [Died] FROM THAT SO LET'S GO TAKE A WALK
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GREY. BOT 07-May-22 11:03 PM
He is here to raid the kitchen before leaving. :addispam: Okay. Let's see what they've got in here. Grey started with the fridge, checking and grabbing food, but only if there was more than one unit. It wasn't gonna leave them hungry either. He placed everything it took out in the table.
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GREY. BOT 07-May-22 11:12 PM
It wasn't necessary to go back, since they didn't totally need him, right? They had thousand other employees, according to what he'd been told... But it felt out of place here, and everywhere else. As he thought this, it started glitching out. Ouch. He stopped and closed the fridge, waiting until the effect died out.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 07-May-22 11:12 PM
sylveye
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GREY. BOT 07-May-22 11:18 PM
Ugh. Once it was over, he started hurrying, now checking the cabinets with a lot less patience and making more noise. It was probably that he needed maintenance. It was just that. Nothing else.
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 12:00 AM
He was done with his task now, and he leaned back near the sink, watching the amount of things on the table. It realized it was probably more than he could carry. Oh well. Wait, huh... He quickly stood upright again. There was this something in the corner of his eye...
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It swiped the palm of his hand against the edge of the kitchen sink. Bits of malicious code flying off, being burned off with a shrill sound. After he took his hand back, he frowned, looking around the rest of the kitchen. This place is in a bad shape.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 08-May-22 12:06 AM
sylvwormstare
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of course sylvester has more than one worm spying on the place
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it is curious about the newcomer, trying to sneak around and observe him without being caught just yet
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 12:19 AM
He was antsy between doing just a little bit of cleanup, or just letting it be ridden with malware. He'd think it over in a bit, for now he was just preoccupied picking things up, saving some in his inventory, and others in his pockets. Getting most of it was going to be terrible
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mini sylv-worm BOT 08-May-22 12:21 AM
the sylvworm is feeling bold and goes to try and drop onto the back of grey's shirt........ and misses, landing on the counter with a loud thud
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 12:27 AM
There was no one else around, so it was taken aback by the sound, quickly turning around to the source, a black thing. WHAT was that? He walked in closer to check.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 08-May-22 12:32 AM
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it is dazed from the fall but picks itself back up, staring unblinkingly at Grey
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 12:41 AM
A worm? He stares back at it in confusion for one second. Then it raised his brows, an idea in his mind. A worm... Could it be causing the corruption he saw earlier? It raised his hand to try and capture it.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 08-May-22 12:43 AM
sylvwormstare
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 12:52 AM
He grabs the worm without problems, taking it to eye level, looking at it sternly. Are you the one causing problems in here? He squinted, trying to focus to make a quick code scan.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 08-May-22 12:53 AM
sylvwormbite
00:53
it makes an attempt to bite grey, grazing it's finger but not doing much more than that. pathetic worm.
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 01:45 AM
Grey's scanning attempt is interrupted by whatever the worm tried. It does a short wheezing sound, like an attempt at laughing. Good try. And then he gets distracted by an alert for possible infection, contained by its own antiviral coding. So it *really* was a bad one. ...But sadly, we're not having any of that. On pure reflex, he closed the grip on the worm. Just like before, its hands started burning away the code that was deemed wrong, smoke rising. This was not a conscious choice. It was just what he had been made for.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 08-May-22 01:53 AM
the worm screeches and flails, and then fully burns off into red pixels
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 01:55 AM
He dusted off his hands, returning to the side of the table. Guess the residents of this place had one less thing to worry about.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 08-May-22 01:57 AM
another one is hiding up on top of the cupboards. The house has a bug problem. sylveye
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 08-May-22 02:03 AM
He comes in here to get the glass of water, and looks at Grey Oh, hi there I don't remember you, I don't know if we've met
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 02:09 AM
Greetings. This was not a great timing. He was almost done, but he hoped the new face didn't notice somehow the absolute mess he'd made of the kitchen, with things all over the place. I don't think we've met either. I am Greyson. Or just Grey.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 08-May-22 02:11 AM
Grey, alright I don't have a lot of time for introduction right now, you can call me Greedton if you'd like I gotta take this water to a guy in the living room
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 02:15 AM
Greedton, then. A pleasure. He nodded and moved away. It understood being busy. Feel free.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 08-May-22 02:19 AM
Enjoy your stay Don't go in the bathroom He lifts the corners of his mouth quickly in an attempt at a polite smile, and walks back out
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 02:47 AM
Time to make a run for it.
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Playerton BOT 08-May-22 03:12 AM
He walks into the kitchen and slaps this on the wall.
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 03:59 AM
Here again.
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He takes out several of the jars, bags and other packaged food stuffed in his clothes... And puts them back down in the table. This sucked. WHERE else was he going to obtain a consistent amount of food. ... He kicked one of the chairs.
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???????? BOT 08-May-22 04:06 AM
pogton
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 04:06 AM
scaredok
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Austin G Sedláček BOT 08-May-22 05:12 AM
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05:12
He is washing his hands. The sink is so far down.
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 05:12 AM
What the fuck is that a kaiju?????
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Austin G Sedláček BOT 08-May-22 05:15 AM
Be nice to me short stack.
05:15
I hate being 6'7"
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GREY. BOT 08-May-22 05:17 AM
watch
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:00 AM
🚶‍♂️
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Looking around for pots and water to heat up for tea. As he does this he has Anton sit down.
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:04 AM
How
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How did I get toppled by Fro-Austin
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06:04
Of all people!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:05 AM
Might have been physics. he's also tall and I imagine quite heavy. He laughs as he boils the water and prepares tea cups and takes out a bag of cookies he kept for lunch but decides it's good for moments like these.
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:06 AM
I THINK IT WAS A MATTER OF PRACTICE. YOU CAN'T TAKE TALL PEOPLE THE SAME WAY YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:06 AM
You speak like you know from experience!!
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:06 AM
YEAH.
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:06 AM
He looks at Corryn with confusion
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:08 AM
He is a bodyguard and he is a very well accomplished bodyguard so he definitely knows. He laughs a little while setting the cookies in front of him and prepares the tea in the cups Well I think I have enough of the story but I'd like to hear it from you. Do you know what happened for ...um... this change?
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:11 AM
He wants to bite the cookies but he's going to die if he does so without a sip, so he waits for the tea.
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:11 AM
He, instead just starts going to town to his cookies
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:11 AM
I don't know much honestly! The doorknob outside seems to just do that! Not my first time as a human at least
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:12 AM
That must have been an interesting experience. What are your impressions of being human? He notices the water is boiling and pours the tea for the three of them. Bringing it over to the table.
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:16 AM
I'm a lot... squishier I think! If you touch me or the other me's body you'll feel the difference! I also have a different sense of smell and...the world seems kinda muted? There's definitely some colors missing here.
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:16 AM
OH SO IT WASN'T MY GLASSES WE'RE ACTUALLY SEEING DIFFERENT
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:18 AM
It sounds disorienting and if you dont mind? He sets the tea down and then reaches a hand out to each of them to hold
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:22 AM
He smiles thankfully, taking a sip of the tea and taking a deep breath, sighing in relief. He then takes one of his hands
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:22 AM
He takes the other one. He just like holding hands, but his feel a lot rougher than his younger self's, somehow. :)
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:24 AM
He seems pleased as he gives both their hands a reassuring squeeze. He wonders how it would feel to hug them. Oh wow you two are definitely softer than I thought haha. Being human must feel like a vulnerable time?
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:25 AM
I don't honestly! I just feel too aware of ...chest.
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:25 AM
DEFINITELY SENSITIVE AREA THERE.
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:25 AM
I Also breathe different ? For some reason I can't drink AND breathe at the same time it's weird
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:26 AM
please they need to hug
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:28 AM
That's strange I bet hugs would feel different. If you two don't mind?
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:32 AM
A little too eagerly YES. I Mean yes.
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:32 AM
Sure let me just He gets up from his seat
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:32 AM
He smiles and stands before them opening his arms he tries not to appear too eager but he does want to hug his friends.
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:39 AM
He gives him a biiiig hug, but lets his other self have some space too and share the embrace
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:39 AM
He is okay with this, giving a slightly weaker hug. He is still a big dazed after all
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:40 AM
He's enjoying the hug for a bit it's nice Oh you two are very soft.
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 06:43 AM
Am I? Spencer told me I'm very firm!
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 06:43 AM
He's melted into the hug.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 06:47 AM
You are, Spencer should appreciate hugs more. He doesn't want to stop hugging to be honest.
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 07:00 AM
Aww I'm glad Corryn! He parts the hug and sits back down. He really needs this tea and cookies
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 07:03 AM
While he knows the younger version let go he's still holding onto the older version. He kind of wants to carry him home. Hey Anton should I carry you home? I still have some cleaning to do and I like hugs so if you dont mind?
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Punished anton BOT 08-May-22 07:05 AM
He seems a little flustered and looks around AM I NOT LIKE TOO HEAVY?
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He could make a void hole but he really wants to be carried.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 07:18 AM
You're not you're actually nice to carry around. He looks at younger anton Pardon I'll be taking my leave it was nice to see you. Do take care ok?
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 07:20 AM
he waves them off nah nah I'll be fine
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 08-May-22 07:31 AM
Smiling he carries Older Anton away, back to their home. He enjoys hugging his friend the entire time.
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 02:59 PM
spamstanding
15:05
This bitch makes a good ol' sandwich :^]
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Pee nut butter and banana....
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:12 PM
He climbs inside through the window. They really need to install a back door in this place. There's a bunch of leaves and strands in his hair. Was he rolling around in the grass all morning? OH HI YOU'RE NOT [Fishy] ANYMORE!
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:12 PM
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:12 PM
I WAS [Communing] WITH NATURE
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:13 PM
OK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:14 PM
He pats his clothes down and starts fixing himself something to eat. He gets the coffee pot going and turns around to look at Frozen over his shoulder TEA?
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:14 PM
SURE
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Note to self: get rideable lawn mover WITH built in grass catcher bag.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:16 PM
He puts the kettle on, fishes a teabag from the pantry, and goes back to his ham and cheese sandwich crafting. He brought a can of something from the pantry with him to the counter.
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:18 PM
He is on his phone, eyeing this one like a freak.
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TURNED INTO A HUMAN YESTERDAY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:20 PM
REALLY? HOW WAS IT? [[Wish that were me]] WAS THERE He opens the can with an opener from a drawer and starts carefully arranging peaches with a knife on top of the cheese layer in his open sandwich.
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:22 PM
I WAS TALL AND SHIT WHICH WAS FINE BUT [more to the point of our story] ME AND SPENCER DESTROYED AN [Aldi]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:25 PM
YOU WERE [Raise the roof]? ? ? HEAHEHAEHA I'D [Heart] TO SEE THAT UNBELIEVABLE He closes his sandwich, just about in time for the beverages to have finished brewing and/or steeping. He puts his plate down at the table, gives Frozen his tea and sits down to eat AN ALDI, HUH? WAS IT [Funzies]?
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:27 PM
YEAH I GOT TO [try it out] SOME OF MY TOYS. GOOD STUFF. ... ... YOUR SANDWICH IS [sprung a leak?] PEACH JUICES.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:28 PM
With his mouth full of sammishIS IT? He looks down at his hands and licks some peach juice from his arm and keeps eating
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:29 PM
. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO YOU.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:29 PM
WHAT?
15:29
IS GOOD
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:30 PM
<:^]
15:30
ok
15:31
ANYWAYS
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:32 PM
YES?
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:35 PM
DOOM.zip
2,34 MB
15:35
SO HOW ARE YOU
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:35 PM
HOLY [Shooting star] I'M GOOD
15:36
WENT TO [Honk shoo mimimi] EARLY YESTERDAY BED WAS COMFY
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:37 PM
GOOD He finishes up his own meal and puts his plate away.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:39 PM
Y'KNOW I HAD A [[Dream a little dream of me]] I WAS HUMAN ONCE He chows down the last of his sandwich and takes a sip of his coffee
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:40 PM
WAS IT FUN
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:42 PM
NOT REALLY? [Count Chocula] WAS THERE IT WAS WEIRD CAUSE I DON'T USUALLY [Rember] MY DREAMS AT ALL AND THAT ONE IS LIKE. . .
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IT HAPPENED BUT [Spot the difference] AND I KINDA KNOW [Y] IT'S DIFFERENT AND A [Lottle] OTHER DARK SPOTS IN THE [Memory puzzle] DOES THAT MAKE [Cents]?
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:47 PM
NOPE DREAMS ARE AN OUTSIDER CONCEPT TO ME
15:47
MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN SOME TIME
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:48 PM
MAYBE. . .
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:52 PM
MAYBE IT ALREADY HAS
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AND YOU DON'T REMEMBER
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:53 PM
I DON'T [Think tank] IT WAS A NORMAL DREAM
15:53
DID GET A [Naming rights] OUT OF IT THOUGH
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:54 PM
GO ON
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:54 PM
OKAY BUT YOU CAN'T [Spread it out] TO ANYONE
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:55 PM
OK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:55 PM
WILLY WILLIAM
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:56 PM
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 LIKE PENIS?????????
15:56
He's vibrating hard, trying not to laugh.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:58 PM
Despite his permanent grin, he is Unfazed WHAT ARE YOU, [Dozen eggs]?
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 03:59 PM
HEAHEAHEA YEAH HOLD ON. HOLD ON [please hold] .... Okay I'm normal
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 03:59 PM
WELL YOU CAN SAY [[Will]] IF IT'S TOO HARD TO [Capture] WITHOUT LOSING YOUR WHOLE [Ash] ABOUT IT
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:00 PM
IT JUST HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK IS ALL
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BESIDES
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I CAN'T CALL YOU IT ANYWAYS
16:01
UNLESS YOU WANT OTHERS TO FIND OUT
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GOD I'M STILL. I'M NORMAL
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:02 PM
IT'S A [Regular] NAME FROZEN WHAT'S YOUR [Issue]
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:02 PM
WILLY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:02 PM
AND
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:03 PM
[[uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle]]
16:03
OK.
16:03
WE GOTTA MOVE ON
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:03 PM
LOTS OF [[Respect ++]] PEOPLE HAVE THIS NAME
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:06 PM
LIKE WHO
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:09 PM
SHAKESPEARE THE BIG ONE FROM [Hell] UH AFTON? LOMAN? I [Unknown] OTHERS OFF THE [Bottom] OF MY HEAD
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:10 PM
OK HERE:S THE DIFFERENCE
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I THINK THIS VIDEO SHOULD EXPLAIN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvh6NLqKRfs
Secret Base
The Bob Emergency: a study of athletes named Bob, Part I | Chart Party
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WILLIAM AND WILLY ARE DIFFERENT
16:12
WILLY SHAKESPEARE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:12 PM
THEY CALLED HIM THAT
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:12 PM
WHO IS THEY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:13 PM
CONTEMPORARIES
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:14 PM
YOU ARE INSANE
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 04:15 PM
Someone fell asleep on the desk, and rises up with eyes still kinda closed. He HAS to go to the bathroom. He wordlessly gets up, zombie groaning and walks up
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:15 PM
watch 👋
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Anton BOT 08-May-22 04:15 PM
Table but ok
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:16 PM
[ 👋 ]
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I MIGHT BE [Cuckoo] BUT I HAVE A POINT
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:17 PM
NO YOU DON"T
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:17 PM
YES
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:18 PM
WHAT POINT ARE YOU MAKING??? THAT WILLIAM (not Willy) IS A COMMON
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WILLY WONKA
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WILLY WONKA IS A WILLY
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:18 PM
YEAH HIM TOO! ! SEE? [[Love me, Normally]]
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:18 PM
A FUCKING WONKA
16:18
OOMPA LOOMPA MOTHERFUCKER
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:18 PM
THAT'S YOU
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:19 PM
EXCEPT I K1LL YOU INSTEAD OF DOING WHATEVER THEY DO [IDK] I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:20 PM
YOU HAVEN'T? ? EITHER OF THEM?
16:21
[Frosty the Snowman] WE HAVE TO SEE 'EM
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:39 PM
ONCE AGAIN I DON"T DO MOVIES. ESPECIALLY KIDS FILMS. I JUST SAW FINDING NEMO LIKE. YESTERDAY.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:39 PM
THEY'RE BOTH [Baby] MOVIES
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:40 PM
YEAH
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SAW IT FOR THE fIRST TIME YESTERDAY
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SUCKED
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:40 PM
OH WAIT I [Processing] IT WRONG Aka mafa misread it teehee
16:41
MAYBE YOU JUST GOTTA [Keep swimming] IT'S GONNA [Joyful] EVENTUALLY
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:45 PM
LET"S FOCUS ON SOMETHING ELSE
16:45
ICE RINK IS DONE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:46 PM
[ pogton ] NICE
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:47 PM
I CAN"T WAIT TO HA- HAVE FUN
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:49 PM
I OWE YOU [[Blades are for skating!]] LESSONS
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:52 PM
SURE DO!!! HIT ME UP WHENEVER YOU ARE MENTALLY READY FOR THAT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:53 PM
I AM [Head full] READY FOR THAT
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DOOM IS 2.39 MB BOT 08-May-22 04:57 PM
ALRIGHT!! He pulls out two pairs of skates from the void and begins climbing out the window.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 08-May-22 04:58 PM
He climbs out after him
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Sylvester. BOT 08-May-22 05:49 PM
🧍
17:50
he looks through the cabinets.... what would help the poor man through his afflictions.
17:50
sudafed.... advil.... benadryl..... there is an bottle that just has a hand drawn label that says "quil". Hmmm
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17:51
That must be dayquil.
17:52
he takes the Quil out and a packet of tylenol. Greedton can have his choice, he figures. He closes the cabinet and fills a decent sized glass full of water, and makes his way back to the common area.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:09 PM
Here. He sets Spencer on the desk, and decides to start by boiling an egg for the opossum. He then opens a cookbook and starts looking through the pages
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:11 PM
so when is the furbag going to get off my face...
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:13 PM
Maybe after I fix her some food. I don't know. This is my first time seeing this creature
19:13
What do you want to eat?
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:14 PM
I feel like I should know her but I'm currently feeling things that I am uncomfortable with like breathing, smelling and tasting things Idk something spicy.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:16 PM
He smiles
19:16
How does some good spicy chicken curry sound like?
19:17
Actually. He reaches the window
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:21 PM
Yeah I don't remember what that tastes like nor if I've had home made ones. He somehow pries Kromer off his face realizing he was in fact chewing on his fur and spitting it out. He picks up a spoon to bite.
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 07:24 PM
she climbs up onto his head and settles there happily
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:29 PM
He starts making that curry. I'm not gonna type instructions this time. Imagine it's a really nice time
19:31
While he's cooking he places the cooked egg on the table. Feed the Opossum, please.
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 07:31 PM
:D
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:31 PM
He considers eating the egg, but he has tastebuds and her body is a weapon so he hands Kromer the egg. You're lucky I'm a flesh carapace this time.
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 07:32 PM
she takes it so gently from his hand and chomps it down. She makes a happy clicking sound
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:35 PM
He's biting the spoon he has in his mouth giving her a little pet before watching Rosario make food. Tolerable.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:38 PM
You really are a biter as a human huh?
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:39 PM
I was one before I died too. He doesn't stop chewing the spoon. Used to carry a stim toy around all the time or I'd bite my shirt collar. I have other tics but idk when those will come out and I'd rather not point those out.`
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:40 PM
I don't see an issue with that. I used to, as well. They did make my bite power weaker for a reason.
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:48 PM
Trading one inconvenience for another. He waves a hand glad to see the executive dysfunction is the same. Ugh If I stay like this any longer I need to get human meds
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:53 PM
Guess it's that "Neurodivergent swag" Humans talk so much about.
19:53
Why, don't like human medicine?
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:53 PM
I have tastebuds now and I heard they taste like ass.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:55 PM
I could test that. He looks at the medicine that stays in the kitchen. He sees some Tylenol. He lifts it up to Spencer You think this tastes nasty?
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 07:56 PM
Oh my favorite snack. He looks at it then takes it. Immediately spits it. TASTEBUDS SUCK!
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 07:58 PM
He laughs at that, and starts putting one in his mouth. He makes a disgusted face, but swallows it with some water Nasty.
20:00
He takes a bit of the curry that's cooking to wash his tastebuds off. It is pleasant but oh he's never tasted spice before either this is new.
20:01
Spencer. Spice is fun. I want to keep this tastebud.
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:01 PM
I don't let me eat garbage in peace
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:02 PM
you haven't even tried it yet!
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:03 PM
I miss eating garbage
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Noah(gremlin edition) BOT 08-May-22 08:04 PM
He actually decides to tiny himself, and walk to the cabinets to observe people from a careful distance....For now
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:04 PM
What is it about garbage that you like so much? Give me an actual reason.
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:06 PM
Its everywhere, if im in a bad situation I can just eat whatever is around. Survival thing. Got attached to it He lazily waves his hand around. consider it like comfort food in a sense.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:10 PM
I mean, the food I am making is also a whatever, in this sense. You are safe now so enjoy the small things as well, you know? The curry and rice he made to go with it is done. He smiles a bit to himself, and starts serving a small portion as a taste test for spencer Try it out.
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:12 PM
... Looking at the food he takes the spoon out of his mouth to mix and taste it. The first bite is one he lingers on. The spoon remains in his mouth for a bit before he takes it out to chew the food. ... He appears to be moved by it.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:15 PM
He gives a satisfied smile. Turning back and start to just make a plate for himself and one for anton which i forgot was around. Anyone else who enters is entitled for a free plate
20:15
Tell me if you want more.
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 08:16 PM
she does a big yawn and makes biscuits in Spencer's hair, it feels like a scalp massage
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:17 PM
Sure.. yeah its...He's taking the time to appreciate the food. He let's kromer be.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:17 PM
He gets a bowl, and puts some food in it as well, holding up to spencer's head for kromer I hope you also like spice. Don't choke on the chicken. I'm not even sure if you understand me.
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 08:22 PM
she sniffs at the bowl and makes a happy click, sticking her snout in there and chowing down she does love spice
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:24 PM
He's enjoying his food he'll think about the fact that when the meal is over his hair is going to get covered in chicken curry later. Tastebuds are ok. He says and holds out his empty bowl to Rosario. Seems he wants seconds.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:28 PM
He smiles softly. Once kromer is done with her food He takes Spencer's empty bowl it and refills fully now. Tastebuds are ok.
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:30 PM
Tastebuds are ok. Repeating himself. He takes it back and continues to eat his second bowl.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:42 PM
He sits by his side and eats his fill, pleased about it. He sometimes seems to be breathing out a bit after take a bit too much at once, but he's enjoying himself.
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:45 PM
After he finishes eating he takes a moment to take it all in, wiping his mouth with a napkin.Has it... been almost 20 years since he last tasted anything? He can't quite remember. Thanks for the grub.
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 08:46 PM
she hops down and trots over to Rosario and sits in front of him
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:51 PM
No problem. I can always cook more if you're ever interested. He eyes Her curiously. he's not sure what to do with himself
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Grahm Cracker BOT 08-May-22 08:55 PM
... I may as well try the other things you toot your horn about. He finishes the second one and smirks. Since I never understood what was up with all this amazing food you supposedly cooked.
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 08:59 PM
He also smirks
20:59
Then I'll make sure you remember every single one.
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 09:55 PM
she goes to climb up Rosario's arm
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Rosario BOT 08-May-22 10:16 PM
Pet pet her
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ITS KROMER BOT 08-May-22 10:18 PM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:12 PM
He enters, and starts making coffee for the house, humming with a smile Things are looking up! Even if his City is in ruins, they'll fix it. There are plenty of other monsters who can help them, too. He does hope Queen got thawed, however
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:13 PM
There's already a little man here, in the process of shredding potatoes for hashbrowns
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:14 PM
!!! Greedton! He smiles widely How are you??
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:14 PM
He looks up Oh, hi! I'm good, thank you Yourself?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:17 PM
I'm great, all things considered! You mind if I join you? I can make some eggs, some bacon...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:19 PM
He nods quickly, and points at the ingredients he already laid on the table. He sniffles before speaking Yeah, get started on the eggs if you don't mind
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:20 PM
Sure! You okay? Got a cold or something?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:25 PM
Something bit me in the living room two days ago and I got a bit sick from it I'm feeling better though, should be enough to go home That Sylvester guy said it shouldn't be too serious anyway You guys should bring a scanner or something just to make sure there aren't any little virus critters like that around If you get an infestation it's gonna be really hard to fumigate This being outside any universe and all that
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:27 PM
He growls a little as he works on scrambling eggs. He adds a little milk to keep them creamy Oh, THAT little fucker... hate that guy.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:27 PM
You do?
12:28
He's very polite We haven't talked much though
12:28
Weird business model he employs But hey, it's none of my business, right
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:29 PM
Yeah but he's ransomware. I spent a whole night being nice to the guy when I first met him and he conned me out of a thousand kromer with one of his 'gachapipis'... Got him back good, though.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:30 PM
He stops shredding mid-motion and looks back at Esau You're joking
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:30 PM
He holds up his arm with the red chain mark on it Got this from the whole ordeal.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:32 PM
Oh Well that does explain it I'm glad I- I guess "talked" is the best verb for it I'm glad I talked myself out of it then
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:33 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to run around infesting the house with viruses, but frankly i've had enough viruses for one lifetime after my ordeal.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:34 PM
You could say it twice. He goes back to shredding.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:35 PM
He smiles as he sets a pan on the stove and starts frying bacon Hey where is everyone?
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Silvio G. BOT 09-May-22 12:36 PM
I’m in your walls Esau
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:37 PM
He looks around, like he's thinking I saw Frozen and that badger guy run outside with guns last night So who knows what they're doing right now Besides Sylvester and his blue friend I haven't seen anyone this weekend Well that's not true, I saw Sera I don't really know where people are, truth be told
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 09-May-22 12:40 PM
Huh... guess I didn't miss much... that's kind of a relief. But i'm gonna take a peek outside okay? Just a moment. I made coffee! Help yourself! He smiles and heads out
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:40 PM
Alright, I'll get those hashbrowns started, I'll join you later
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 12:54 PM
🚶‍♂️
12:54
hi
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:55 PM
Helloooo-you're tall
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 12:55 PM
Yeah man
12:56
and so cute~ gonna stay like this for a while, hopefully.
12:56
touching the door again later
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:56 PM
Is that what happened to you
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 12:57 PM
yeah
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 12:57 PM
... Do you think I should try it?
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 12:59 PM
yes
13:00
I mean like. Of course it’s up to you. I just think it’s fun
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 01:00 PM
I'm gonna get some stuff ready home and then come back, then
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 01:00 PM
Slay
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 01:06 PM
... So, do you want some coffee? Esau made eggs, I'm getting some hashbrowns done
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:06 PM
He steps in Hey there's a funky door outside...
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 01:07 PM
☺️
13:07
yeah man, Coffee sounds good
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 01:08 PM
Gloops on in with Sage in tow.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:09 PM
Anyway he gets back to cooking. Thanks to the magic of time not being real there's some fluffy scrambled eggs and bacon that are now done! Then he squints at the other human Wait- Sera?
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:11 PM
There's a few people here he doesn't recognize so he hangs near the wall, leaning against Reuben. Ya okay? You look kinda sweaty.
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 01:11 PM
Oh, I ameth fine~~
13:11
Just fine~~~~
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 01:13 PM
He serves coffee for the lot of them, and then notices Sage Oh Heavens is that Sage? They're so big now, wow!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:13 PM
They're speaking in full sentences! Kind of!
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:14 PM
WHAT
13:14
He looks at Esau.
13:15
He squints.
13:15
...
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:16 PM
...Grover it's me!
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:18 PM
What!!?? How the fuck-??? You look great!!! This is so cool! Wow! I, Um, He looks sideways at Reuben.
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 01:18 PM
He is sweating and dripping and staring at Esau with half-lidded eyes.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:18 PM
Oh, Go cool off. He takes Sage.
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 01:19 PM
Okaye~~ He leaves.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:19 PM
He walks up to Esau. Gosh, This is amazing!!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:20 PM
Yeah it's fuckin' incredible! He takes Sage from Grover and cradles them in one arm Hey little beeper! He rubs their noses together Such a sleepy little beep!
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 01:21 PM
Anyway he gets back to cooking. Thanks to the magic of time not being real there's some fluffy scrambled eggs and bacon that are now done! Then he squints at the other human Wait- Sera?
@Esau Gardenia Spamton (@Moss🌿) - jump hey man
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 01:21 PM
Sage beeps quietly, lifting their head slightly, blinking.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:21 PM
He smiles at Sera Man, you look great! It's been a while! Lots of crazy shit happening on my end, how are you?
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 01:23 PM
Oh you know, just taking it day by day. Doin’ pretty good, though. Crazy shit, huh?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:25 PM
Yeah my brother made a virus that allowed him to hijack our codes and turn us into him. Then he fused us all together to become a god and we sealed him in a ring. Probably almost died. I'm trying not to think about it. ... Say uh... remember when we talked about getting me pierced? Weeeee still doing that? He looks hopeful
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:27 PM
He is watching Esau with a smile on his face. He digs into his breakfast.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 01:27 PM
He gets closer to Sage and coos at them, pretend he's having an engaging conversation i gotta go back to work
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:39 PM
Oh! That's cool! Where did you want a piercing?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 01:49 PM
Uhh, maybe my eyebrow, and my ears...
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 01:49 PM
Cool!
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 01:58 PM
Oh you still wanna? Hell yeah man
13:59
Figured life got in the way but I’m still down
13:59
Sounds like it’s Been a hell of a few weeks for you, man
14:00
You ever considered a family therapy session
14:00
that’s a joke. Probably better to do what ya did
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 02:01 PM
He gives a big grin Hell yes i'm still interested! And... yeah it has. I hardly ever get a chance to fucking relax, it seems... but I think things will be looking up now that my demon of a brother is out of our hair.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:02 PM
Here he is! Say hi! He holds up the hello kitty necklace. ...Nevermind that wasn't funny. Sorry. Erm. He puts Saffron back.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 02:12 PM
He delicately tries to pick Sage up from Esau's arms. Sage has uncle Greedton's undivided attention. He's promising to feed them some nice yummy fruit
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:13 PM
Sage doesn't mind at all, slumping against Greedton and purring pretty loudly. Heck yeah, best uncle ever.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 02:13 PM
He keeps an eye on Sage protectively, but he trusts Greedton, so he smiles Aww, did you miss uncle Greeds, beeper? You were gone for a long time, Greeds, is everything alright?
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:14 PM
Watches the two of them. Ahhhhh cute
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 02:16 PM
Huh? Yeah, I just had surgery I'm okay now, thanks for asking He's holding Sage in one of his arms while handling stuff with the other one
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 02:18 PM
He helps him handle what he needs to handle Aw shit, i'm glad you're back on your feet!
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:19 PM
Sage starts to knead Greeds lightly, making that :] cat face
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 02:20 PM
Thank you He cut up apples in little cubes for Sage to snack on. Fruit time
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 02:22 PM
He sets out a plate of bacon, eggs and hashbrowns for Grover and Greedton, before making one for himself
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:23 PM
Sage grabs an apple cube very gently from Greedton's hand, chewing on it.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 02:27 PM
observing from the cabinets
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 02:28 PM
He takes Sage to sit on the table next to them, pops an apple cube in his mouth and smiles at them See, doesn't it taste good, honey? It's good for you He lets Sage try eating the cubes for themselves and starts eating his own food
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 02:29 PM
He sits down and reaches up to give Sage's head a little scratch Listen to your uncle, beeper, he's right! It is good for you!
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:30 PM
Sage pokes the apples with interest, and starts eating them, slumping against the table slightly. They were standing up on the chair, their arms and chin on the table fully, tail wagging.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 02:32 PM
Mmmm, you need a booster seat... He gets up and goes into the common room. When he returns he has a bunch of books, and lifts Sage to slide them under them, so they could sit more properly at the table There we go!
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:32 PM
Sage let out a slight beep of protest, but settled down eventually.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 02:34 PM
What you don't like it? Now you're taller!
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:35 PM
Nah they like it. They tweet quietly, stretching with a yawn.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:36 PM
Munches on potatoes, watching so, so happily.
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 02:37 PM
Comes in and sits next to Grover, eating potatoes too. Oh! Goode morning Sage! How sweet!
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:39 PM
Sage tweets in a greeting, looking at Grover's plate with interest.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:40 PM
He breaks off a tiiiiny piece of Bacon and hands it to Sage.
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:41 PM
Sage purrs and snatches it with their teeth, quickly swallowing it and giving Grover's hand a tiny lick.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:41 PM
:o :3
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:42 PM
c:
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:42 PM
Well, Sage seems to be taking to suddenly having two human dads well.
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:43 PM
They're used to it. They recognise scents pretty well, and if anything these could just be uncles.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:44 PM
He leans closer. Ya recognize me right, Buddy? Lil Beeper? It's me, Grover!
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 02:46 PM
They sniff him, and tweet. Papa!
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:47 PM
Good :3
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 02:50 PM
sorry blacked out for a minute you put him in a hello kitty necklace?
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:50 PM
Uh,
14:51
He's in a cursed ring that turns me into an angel. The ring is on the necklace, too.
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 02:51 PM
that’s so fucking funny hello? can you guys put me in some jewelry next?
14:51
no stress, just vibes
14:52
actually wait, I take it back. can we hotbox the ring?
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:53 PM
Can we put it in a room that has been hotboxed? Yes. Can we get the smoke in the ring? ....Uh. I dunno. I hope so. That'd be funny. Serves him right.
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 02:54 PM
maybe a Philly cheesesteak and a blunt is all he needs
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 02:56 PM
He snorts. Yea that could cure me of just about any affliction.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 02:56 PM
is listening with interest about that ring. Hmmmm
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 02:57 PM
Shit the hell up worm
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sylvwormdaze 1
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14:57
no big naturals no ass…. Sad!
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:00 PM
...I wonder if I can make pop-ups still... He scrunches his face up for a minute. He looks constipated. Nothing happens. ...Awww...
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:00 PM
'Tis okaye, Darlinge, thou dost not needeth poweres to be 'Cool.'
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:04 PM
Sniff. Sniff sniff. He smells Food.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:06 PM
Sup! He puts some eggs and bacon on a plate for playerton. How ya doin'
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:06 PM
I’M DOING [Grrrrreat!] NOW THAT YOU’VE GIVEN ME FOOD.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:07 PM
Sweet!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 03:08 PM
Yeah, we're hoping he stays in there for a while. At least until after i'm dead. He makes a plate for Sera before thinking I think we should try hotboxing the ring.
pogton 5
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:09 PM
ARE YOU GUYS [Smoke Weed Everyday] WITHOUT ME?????
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:09 PM
I want to hotbox something by god
15:09
Nah man you should join us when we do
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:09 PM
YESSSSSSSS
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:10 PM
I'd love to smoke with you! To playerton
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:10 PM
Counteth me OUT
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:10 PM
HAHA LOOK IT’S A [Drugs are Bad!].
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:11 PM
This whole house reekeths of smoke
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:11 PM
J walks into the kitchen. He still looks like shit but better than yesterday. 'sup.
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:11 PM
Drugs areth fine. Iteth is respiratory health I care about
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:11 PM
I eat cigarettes
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:12 PM
Hi J!!
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:12 PM
cringe
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:12 PM
hey man👋🏼
15:12
don’t look at me like that….😔
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 03:12 PM
J! Hey! He grins
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:12 PM
He smiles. Hey everyone!
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:13 PM
HEY !!! WE ARE GOING TO [Smonk a Weed].
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:13 PM
Looking at playerton Haha. I like this guy.
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:14 PM
He plops down on one of the seats at the table. We're smoking? Count me in.
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:14 PM
slay slay
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:15 PM
He stands. Thiseth seems to be mine cue. I haveth beene awaye from home too longe. I must take mine leave.
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:15 PM
Ah, Reuben...
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:15 PM
He waves. Bye, uh, stranger that is probably a rouxls!
15:16
... Or not, I've spoken to soon. Not bye.
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:16 PM
He extends his hand to J. I ameth Grover's paramour, Reuben Kaard. 'Tis a pleasure to meeteth thee. I ameth certain that I shall return.
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:17 PM
[[Adios!]]
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:19 PM
He also extends his hand to Playerton.
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:19 PM
get home safe👋🏼
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:19 PM
Ah, it's a pleasure to meet you then! He's just "looking" at the other for a while, before realising. Uh, judjing by the silence you probably have your hand out. I'm, uh, blind, sorry. He extends his own hand. The direction is a bit off. This easier?
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:20 PM
...Oh! Oh, my apologies, I, Uh... He shakes J's hand properly this time.
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:20 PM
He looks at the hand before shaking it. It’s like a little gremlin trying to shake your hand good lord.
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:21 PM
Shakes playerton's hand. Ahaha! Thou hast power!
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:21 PM
J smiles, shaking his hand. It's no problem, man. If you're leaving, have a safe trip back!
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:22 PM
He nods. Grover? Ifeth Thou will?
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Grover Clanton BOT 09-May-22 03:22 PM
He stands. Yeah. Let's go to my room. Be good, Sage!
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Reuben "Rouxls" Kaard BOT 09-May-22 03:23 PM
They leave.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:30 PM
the sylvworm goes to follow, but slips and falls down onto the kitchen table
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:30 PM
ew?
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:31 PM
sylvwormdaze
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:31 PM
🤨
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:31 PM
it stares at sera
15:31
sylvwormstare
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:35 PM
J doesn't notice the worm. He wants food. So he stands up and goes to put himself some food, slipping on some oven mittens and feeling around the stove for any pans or pots that might be here.
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:40 PM
what do you want
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 03:42 PM
[Oh, Worm?]
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:44 PM
He eventually puts together a plate of bacon and eggs. He did make a mess tho and burn his hand. Meh. Whatever. He sits back down at the table.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:47 PM
`the worm goes to leave
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 03:48 PM
He turns his head and looks at the worm. Realization Hits. He leans back brusquely in his chair and points to the worm That's the thing! That's the thing that bit me!
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:49 PM
sylvwormstare
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 03:49 PM
He stares at the worm, which I am only noticing because I fell asleep. He yelps and tries to grab for it
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:50 PM
it skitters away but lands nosily on the floor
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 03:53 PM
He goes for the kill with a growl but he's bad at improvisation so he just tossed his breakfast knife on the worm. It lands next to it. Now he's knifeless.
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:53 PM
J jumps, instinctively reaching for his knife. WHAT?! WORM?! WHERE?
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:54 PM
what the fuck
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 03:54 PM
I got sick because of this thing
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:54 PM
just stomp on it
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 03:54 PM
Someone kill it
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 03:54 PM
Whoa, nice one, J.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:55 PM
it lets out a piercing screech and runs out of the room
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15:55
the knife is in it still
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:56 PM
Did I - did I get it?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 03:56 PM
He shouts after it I hope you catch an infection and die!! Wretched creature!
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:56 PM
it pokes its head back in and bares its teeth at greedton
15:56
sylvwormbite
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 03:57 PM
He recoils
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 03:57 PM
Damn, I guess I didn't. Thing took my favourite knife...
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mini sylv-worm BOT 09-May-22 03:57 PM
it wobbles a bit but skitters back out of the room
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 03:59 PM
what in the world
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 03:59 PM
You got it, it's just tougher than it looks.
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:01 PM
Oh, good then I guess...
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?????? BOT 09-May-22 04:02 PM
j's knife comes hurdling in, and stabs Sera directly in his shoulder
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 04:02 PM
He falls over. Lifeless. Goodbye.
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Nubert BOT 09-May-22 04:02 PM
:)
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:03 PM
J jumps and rushes to Sera. Shit! Man, hold on, I'll just- He pulls the knife out.
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 04:04 PM
There’s a brief moment where his body… glitches out, as the knife is pulled. The visual is not clear but… he looks fucked up. Then he’s normal again. Human normal. But he’s knocked the fuck out. Must have hit something important
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Scared_Agreement 2
Scared_Agreement 2
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:04 PM
SERA!! He sits next to him and holds him
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 04:04 PM
WHOA!!!
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:05 PM
J hisses quietly as he holds his hand over the wound, sealing it with the new pretty familiar trick. Crap... He's out. I patched it up, but...
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:05 PM
Cheese and rice!? Where did that come from?!
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:05 PM
The doorway, Easu.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:05 PM
...I MEANT WHO THREW IT, J?!
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 04:05 PM
IT WAS A [MysteryMan.jpg].
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:05 PM
WELL IDUNNO! CHRIST! but it's my damn knife! It sure can't be the worm?!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:06 PM
He exits into the den, huffing
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 04:07 PM
He consumes his bacon and eggs before leaving as well.
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:07 PM
J shrugs. Damn, this shit is wild. At least with Saffron there were no flying knives and mystery worms. ... Haha. I'm going to eat. He stands up, and sits back down by his plate, eating.
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 04:08 PM
simply just unconscious(?) on the floor
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:12 PM
Eating his bacon and eggs and maybe having an existential crisis who knows.
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 04:14 PM
Sage plops themselves down onto his lap. Hi
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:14 PM
J looks at them in surprise, before chuckling and scratching their head. Hey buddy.
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Sage BOT 09-May-22 04:15 PM
They roll around to their back and purr. Scratch time.
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:16 PM
Who is he to disobey? He starts gently scratching and petting their belly. Turns out having an emotional breakdown is impossible with a fluffy cat kid in your lap.
hold 1
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Serafino G. S. BOT 09-May-22 04:21 PM
A portal opens in the floor. He’s swallowed up by it, vanishing.
watch 9
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:26 PM
[[A]]
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:28 PM
He's kinda sitting there. Sage did help him, but he's still torn internally, his mind tracking back to Saffron.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:31 PM
Okay this is bad This is very very bad
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:31 PM
What's bad? What happened?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:33 PM
Sera got voided! After getting stabbed!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:34 PM
He steps back in What happened now?
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:34 PM
I- uh- is voiding... Bad?
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 09-May-22 04:36 PM
HI EVERYONE
16:36
he just clipped through the ceiling
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:37 PM
Hi cass.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:37 PM
I feel like people here get voided all the time- Hey Cass.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 09-May-22 04:39 PM
HI
16:39
WHAT ARE WE [talking heads] ABOUT
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?឵ BOT 09-May-22 04:43 PM
no go on answer him
16:44
you better hope it was actually him getting voided though~
16:44
because what if it wasn’t? What if it was something else~
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:45 PM
Looks like Sera got sucked into a hole.
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N e o h y d e (Cassius) BOT 09-May-22 04:45 PM
......
16:45
A [hole in one]?
16:45
he glitches
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:45 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A [HOLE!]
16:46
he looks around wildly\
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:46 PM
He's still sitting on the floor, and then looks up at the two newcomers Uh.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:47 PM
GREEDTON WHAT [the happening]
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:47 PM
Greeds says he got sucked into the floor after Sylvester stabbed him with a knife.
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:47 PM
... Idunno. Some hole. Like void.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:47 PM
.....
16:47
trolled
16:47
voided?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:48 PM
He looks devastated
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:48 PM
he is just standing here
16:49
he looks at his hands
16:49
A
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:50 PM
...Seb?
16:50
Seb are you alright?
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:51 PM
he looks over at Esau. he looks haunted
16:51
A
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:51 PM
His brow knits in concern Hey, it's alright. He'll come back. Everyone always does.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:52 PM
I'm sorry Seb. I don't know what happened
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:52 PM
NOT EVERYONE
16:52
NOT EASILY
16:53
his ad-sets are gone at the moment, he doesn't notice it
16:53
DO YOU KNO HOW MUCH EFFORT IT TOOK JUST FOR OLDER ANTON TO COME BACK HERE
16:53
SPENCER ALMOST DIED DOING IT
16:53
he looks at his hands, he's shaking I COUlDn'T DO ANYTHING a GAIN
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:54 PM
He stands up and steps closer to Seb, and holds his shoulders Hey Seb Seb It's not your fault
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:55 PM
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE TO STO P IT
16:55
WHATS THE POINT OF GETTING STRONGER IF I COULDNT STOP IT
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:55 PM
How could you even know?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:55 PM
I'm sorry, Seb, I didn't even know it was happening... and you couldn't have known.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:55 PM
his arm is leaking void goop. watch out for that
16:55
his eyes are also leaking void goop
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:56 PM
He doesn't care because he's in friend-in-crisis mode Seb, please
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:56 PM
He goes to touch his shoulder, but then he sees the void goop and decides against it I'm sorry, Seb...
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:57 PM
he doesnt hear them, he is disassociating
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 04:58 PM
He looks around, still holding his shoulders, the void goop sticking to his hands Esau help me sit him down His breath is sharp, but he doesn't have a drop of tremble in his voice when he gesture to a chair
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 04:59 PM
Alright. Ignoring the void goop he gently takes hold of Seb and helps steer him towards the chair without a second word or thought
16:59
Easy, pal...
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 04:59 PM
J stands up. He already feels bad, but he's not going to let a friend suffer. He doesn't care about the goop and places a soft hand on Seb's shoulder, his soul glowing as an attempt in comfort. ...Seb. Hey man. It's gonna be alright.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 04:59 PM
sits
17:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31gKF8MmIU
Prince Naven
Dialtone [Slowed + Reverb]
OOOUGHHHHH 1
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 05:00 PM
You've gotta breathe, alright? We're here for ya. Cmon.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 05:01 PM
he isn't breathing, he is just looking at whatever is in front of him. He is fully retreated into his own head at the moment
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 05:02 PM
J sits down beside him, keeping a hand on his shoulder and focusing all his soul's energy to try and reach him.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 05:02 PM
* but no one came
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 05:02 PM
He guides Seb to the chair and sits him down. He holds his hand, instinctively, and sits there with him, looking at him while thinking of what else to do
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 05:02 PM
Seb, please, talk to us.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 05:03 PM
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 05:04 PM
He does a mental somersault, but doesn't move, holding a hand on his shoulder. ... It's going to be okay. Maybe not now and not soon, but we'll get him back. I'll help however I can. I promise.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 05:05 PM
Mumbles to himself Oh that's loud In a regular volume Seb? Honey, can you hear us? Things will be okay, I promise you
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 05:05 PM
It's going to be okay, Seb, he's going to be back. Soon, i'm sure!
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 05:05 PM
his eyes blink and suddenly convert into his Neo-eyes, which beam lights down onto the table and replay one of his memories https://discord.com/channels/912014922559414342/960229730253156463
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 05:07 PM
He can't see it. But he gets the emotions from it. It's best to stay silent.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 05:08 PM
He remembers that. Clear as day. It's heartbreaking to see it from his perspective, though. He squeezes Seb's hand softly.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 05:09 PM
He just... watches. He's not sure what else to do. He wasn't there for it, but he can sense the emotional resonance it holds. Might be a bad idea, but he gives Seb a hug
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 05:09 PM
he is just sitting here
17:09
sits
17:09
he's gonna be like this for a while
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 05:11 PM
Could any of the two of you grab him a glass of water? For when he comes back He rubs his other hand on Seb's back, in small, soft circles.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 05:11 PM
After a little he pulls away from him and sighs. Not much to be done now, huh? He gets some water and places it on the table beside Seb and Greedton
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 05:12 PM
J thinks about it for a minute. He gets up and leaves the room for a brief moment, coming back with a warm, big blanket and placing it over Seb's shoulders. I'm sorry, I know it's not much... But this is the best I could do.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 05:13 PM
He watches J go and come and helps him adjust the blanket over Seb You're doing what you can, honey That's enough
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 05:14 PM
He smiles a bit tiredly at Greedton. Take care of him, alright? I think I'm not the one who he'd like to see when he wakes up.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 05:16 PM
He nods at J, and gives him a sketch of a smile back
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Spamton J BOT 09-May-22 05:17 PM
J shoves one of his hands in his pocket, grabbing himself a bag of marshmallows and heading outside.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 05:18 PM
Yeah, you're the best bet, Greedton. I'll just... be on standby. He really doesn't want to go into the common room where Sylvester is, so he takes a deep breath and decides to do what he does best: bake bread for the house
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 05:32 PM
He sets the bread to proof before biting the bullet and heading into the den
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 05:35 PM
He's just sitting there, silent, keeping Seb company. He doesn't move besides making the gentle comforting motions he was already doing. As long as he's needed there, he'll be there.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 07:23 PM
sits
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 07:37 PM
He clears his throat, and speaks quietly. I know you're probably not listening, Seb I don't know what happened to you, or-or Sera, for all it's worth And I know I can't make you respond to me You can take all the time you need to process this in your own way I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you and say things will be alright, because I don't know if they will I hope they do but Hope won't solve anything. ... I don't know why I'm doing this Maybe I just like hearing myself talk I do that a lot And I like talking to you. You're wonderful company, Seb. And I can pretend you're listening I'm good at pretending. I spent most of my life pretending that I'm a person that I'm not And when you spend so much time pretending you- You kinda forget how not to, even if it's worse for you to keep pretending, even if it's killing you And it's really hard to stop because you're afraid of what people will think if they learn the person they've known for years is a farce So you just... Never let people know what's behind all that, and it's just. A really lonely existence I spent a lot of time thinking when I, you know, could barely move for a whole month, and I came to realize that I'm- I'm just as lonely as I let myself be. I've wanted people to be closer to me for so long and I didn't even notice I wasn't letting them do it And I want to start doing that. ...I'm not sure this is helping you. I was trying to make you feel better and all I did was talk about myself Guess I do that. And whatever happens from now on, I need you to know that you don't need to do it alone and you don't need to martyrize yourself for anything. We'll always be here to help you And if Sera comes back, I think he'd feel proud of you for being able to hold the fort by yourself for a while. ...
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19:37
He keeps talking. He goes from tangent to tangent with a calm, gentle voice. He talks about the people around them, the people he knows and loves, places, feelings, and at some point, he just ends up talking about nothing. He fills the air with words so the silence can't consume it.
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Black Ice BOT 09-May-22 08:35 PM
Black Ice notes the nature of the room's inhabitants, but ignores it and turns the kettle on. Are any of you expecting visitors via television today?
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 08:36 PM
sits
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:36 PM
He was still talking ... And that's what I think the secret to immortality is. Oh, hello
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 08:36 PM
While that’s going on, Playerton was haunted by horrific nightmares. Enclosed is a recipe he’s made for void salt chicken.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:37 PM
Visitors by television?
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Black Ice BOT 09-May-22 08:37 PM
Yes, I presumed it was normal but... perhaps not.
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 08:37 PM
He’s even wearing a little apron that says “[#%€!] THE CHEF.”
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Black Ice BOT 09-May-22 08:40 PM
He looks at Playerton and raises an eyebrow. How crude. He then sets a tray out, putting three mugs on it, a dish of sugar, and a pitcher of milk.
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 08:41 PM
He returns a look as if to say “don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!”
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:42 PM
What do you mean, who got in through the TV?
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Black Ice BOT 09-May-22 08:45 PM
Unfortunately I am quite horrible for remembering names. It does not seem to be a big deal. With the water boiled and ready, he leaves, but not before a mysterious handful of snow forms on Playerton's head.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:46 PM
Wait a- He starts getting up to follow him, but he'd rather not leave Seb alone, so he just watches and sits back down.
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 08:46 PM
???? WHAT.
20:47
He leaves some Void Salt Chicken on the table for anyone to enjoy it’s eldritch qualities.
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 08:48 PM
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20:48
👋🏼
20:48
He’s getting some water
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:48 PM
Sera? SERA! He gets up and rushes to hug him
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 08:49 PM
Huh wu- hey? What’s up man
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:49 PM
What happened to you?
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 08:49 PM
sits
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 08:49 PM
Silvio brought me home to fix things
20:49
whats up with uh…. Honey what’s up?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:50 PM
You got sucked through a hole We thought you got voided Like old Anton did He... He looks back at Seb He didn't take it very well
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 08:50 PM
…… oh.
20:50
ohhhh. yeah.
20:51
He makes his way over to Seb, leaning on the floor in front of him. He takes his hands, looking up in his eyes. Hey you.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 08:52 PM
He clears his throat a couple of times and goes for a glass of water on the counter. His throat is a bit sore.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 08:59 PM
he is still lost in his own mind palace
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 09:01 PM
Yeah? It’s alright. I’ll be right here, when you come back.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:11 PM
He comes back abs whoa that's some proof! He punches down the bread and kneads
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 09:15 PM
hey man
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:16 PM
He jumps You're back!!
21:17
He gives him a hug
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 09:21 PM
He hugs him back
21:21
yeah man, I’m back
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 09:25 PM
Couldn't Silvio had like Given us a warning or something? I was so worried about you!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:27 PM
He pulls away to prepare a bread pan
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 09:28 PM
unfortunately…. It was an emergency fast code fix
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 09:29 PM
I see ...I'm glad you're back, Sera I was really scared
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 09:31 PM
sits
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 09:32 PM
HI HONEY
21:32
sorry i yelled that fr was an accident
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 09-May-22 09:33 PM
sits
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 09:36 PM
He has prepared more void salt chicken, placing it on the table as well. An aura surrounds the table. It is indescribable.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:38 PM
The bread has entered the oven
21:39
He looks at the table Playerton what... is that?
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 09:39 PM
IT IS MY NEW DELICIS RECIPE
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 09-May-22 09:40 PM
I don't trust any food that I can't understand Would you guys excuse me for a moment? I'll be back in a bit
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:40 PM
I mean... is it good?
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 09:40 PM
I THINK IT IS!!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:41 PM
What... is in it?
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 09:44 PM
[Ingredients Include:] CHICKEN VOID SALT
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:45 PM
... He gets a fork and stabs a piece of chicken That's it? Nothing else?
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 09:47 PM
[And a hint of Olive Oil!]
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 09:50 PM
I think I will pass.
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21:54
At least while Sylvester is here, not like I need him to see me running to the bathroom if this body can't handle it. He pulls the puffy bread out of the oven. He sighs in relief at how it seems to have turned out perfectly
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Playerton BOT 09-May-22 09:56 PM
OH. OK. I GET IT.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 10:03 PM
He cuts the bread and puts some butter and honey on it and places it down for Greedton. It's fluffy and soft and sweet Want some?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 11:11 PM
just chilling
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 11:19 PM
Hey Sera, you want some fresh bread?
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 11:28 PM
Oh hell yeah
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 09-May-22 11:47 PM
He slides a big slice of fluffy bread to Sera
23:47
...Greeds has been gone for a while.
23:51
'Scuse me a moment. He takes a deep breath and heads into the den
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Serafino G. Santavenere BOT 09-May-22 11:57 PM
👋
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:21 AM
Climbs in the window
00:23
He is about to grab some bread but he sees the void chicken. He really wants to eat it, but he'd hate to eat food someone else was excited to eat, so he waits.
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00:23
He picks up some bread.
00:26
Oh damn thatsh shome goog breagh
00:26
He eats some more.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:26 AM
He enters and sees Grover. That makes him smile Hey, G.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:26 AM
!!!
00:27
He jumps up and hugs him.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:27 AM
WHOA! Hey! What's up?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:27 AM
Nothin just a lil bummed. This is your bread, right? It's amazing. Gosh. I'm. I've been looking forward to trying it!
00:27
It smells so good in here!
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:29 AM
Thanks, pal. He pats his back gently
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:29 AM
He points at the chicken. You gonna finish that?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:29 AM
I wasn't going to eat it in the first place.
00:31
He just sits at the table, a little ornery
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:34 AM
Hey, what's up? He sits next to him.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:35 AM
That ransomware fuck Sylvester is the one who stuck that disk in my chest. Saffron paid him to do it.
00:35
Ten fucking grand.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:35 AM
...What!?
00:35
I..
00:36
...Holy FUCKING shit
00:37
That was one of the scariest moments. Of. My. Life.
00:37
God. FUCKING Dammit.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:38 AM
He puts a hand on his shoulder Relax, now's not the time to start shit.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:38 AM
His fists are clenched.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:38 AM
He's in there right now with some clod who's backing him up... and Greedton too I guess.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:40 AM
I don't want him in the same fucking house as Sage. Can we leave for a while? Stay in your city, or, or, or something?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:40 AM
My City? The one that was nearly destroyed?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:40 AM
...
00:41
God nowhere's safe.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:42 AM
Look... something tells me a kid isn't high on his priority list of targets. Kids don't even have money.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:45 AM
...Sage isn't a target. But we are. Who's gonna protect them?
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:46 AM
He's not gonna attack the same people twice, and especially not with Saffron being gone. I'm pissed but like, I can't kill him.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:47 AM
He huffs.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:48 AM
To be honest I'm disappointed in Greeds.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:48 AM
I hate him. And I hate Saffron. I am. Not in a good headspace lately. My saving grace is that my friends are safe and that you get along with Reuben. ...What did he do?
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 12:48 AM
from the counter.... Behind the bread..... A friend
00:50
it opens it's mouth ..... And takes a chomp
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:50 AM
Apparently ten grand is enough money to commit atrocities.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 12:54 AM
...He said that? Damn...
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 12:55 AM
Well not that exactly.
00:55
But apparently 'ten grand is ten grand'.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:00 AM
...Well, Shit Look, I've got no ire against Greedton because he didn't actually do it. It's easy to say you'd do something, but I have hope that he wouldn't actually do something like that. Still a fucked up thing to say. I've done horrible things for money in the past, but goddamn, I never hurt people. I had standards.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:00 AM
Heh. I guess. I'll try not to be mad.
01:01
I suppose it's something we can't expect most Spamtons not to do, we all gotta eat.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:02 AM
Oh, no, be as mad as you want! That's just how I feel.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:04 AM
It just caused so much damage. I'm trying not to think about it.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:05 AM
Fucking. Me too. Trying to not think about the last week.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:05 AM
...Grover... be honest. Would you be happier in the Light World with Reuben?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:14 AM
Nope! No! I've been, I've... I've dreamed of something like this my whole life, ya know? Being whisked away to another world, full of magic and romance and adventure. If it weren't for Reuben, I might have moved here full time! But I need Reuben! He got me out of a dark place in my life. And so did you. I... I need both. I need it all. I need the earth and the dark word. I need you. I think we were destined to meet. I know I talk about how scared I am here a lot, but it turns out the things that make life worth living can be terrifying and that's just how it fucking is. I can be brave about it. I'm learning.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:15 AM
.... He smiles I mean, you fought a god.
01:15
That's gotta count for something.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:15 AM
He blushes. Eha.
01:16
I did, huh.
01:17
He looks over at Esau. He kisses him.
01:17
...Different when we both have real lips, huh? 'S Soft.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:21 AM
Hey, puppet me has lips! They're just not... like... Lightner kind. He smiles It doesn't bother you? That i'll never be a Lightner? That you can take Reuben here but I can't go there?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:23 AM
It doesn't bother me at all. I ache for your sake, I know how you long for that world, but I love you just the way you are. Wherever we are is a home.
01:27
'Sides your puppet body is fuckin cool!! Like, I've known you're smokin since the day we met! But it's cool seeing your, like, smokin hotness translated into... human... y'know!
01:27
Y'know.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:41 AM
He smiles, relieved Thank you... He places a hand on his
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:47 AM
Thank you for the bread. It's really fucking good.
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:49 AM
Thank you. One tries their best.
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GREY. BOT 10-May-22 01:52 AM
whuh
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:53 AM
Oh hey.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:56 AM
??
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GREY. BOT 10-May-22 01:56 AM
He just goes back to sleep.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 01:56 AM
...
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Esau Gardenia Spamton BOT 10-May-22 01:57 AM
Yeah, fair enoughg.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 02:01 AM
it is eating so much bread
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:02 AM
...I wanna lay down. Are those fuckers still in the living room?
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 02:07 AM
the sylvworm devours the rest of the bread
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02:08
filled with the power of bread it looks at Grover and lunges towards the ring hanging from the necklace
02:10
it wraps it's mouth around it but it doesn't break the necklace cleanly and gets caught before falling to the floor with the ring in it's mouth, but it's dazed
02:10
sylvwormdaze
02:13
it looks directly at grover
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:13 AM
AGH FUCK He lurches backwards, knocking his chair over and landing on his butt. FUCK FUCK SHIT WH-he tries to summon a pop-up, but can't, anymore. He tries to lunge at the worm to grab the ring.`
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 02:13 AM
sylvwormsmile
02:13
it swallows the ring
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:14 AM
he is crying. Things were almost okay...
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 02:14 AM
the sylvworm winks, and rushes out to the common room
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:18 AM
He has no fight left in him.
02:18
He fucking lays down on the ground. He is breaking down.
02:19
Why didn't I listen to you Esau...
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:20 AM
Oh do excuse me. He comes in with the tray. Now just what exactly happened in here?
02:22
Need a hand there, dear?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:24 AM
Are you friends with Sylvester?
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:25 AM
Me? No, I just met the man today. Now please, you'll dirty yourself down there. They extend a hand.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:26 AM
*He doesn't move. *
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:28 AM
They tilt their head and sigh. You're crying. Just what happened?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:32 AM
I fucked up. God I'm so irresponsible. I'm a complete idiot. Esau told me not to hold onto it, but, but, but I... He slowly starts to scramble up.
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:36 AM
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Did you drop something?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:40 AM
Sylvester's fucking... Lackey... Stole a... A fucking... Evil spirit that I was safeguarding. It's. Saffron started an apocalypse. Lord knows where he is now. This is horrid. Esau is gonna be furious and devastated... I knew I shouldn't have held onto it! But it makes me feel powerful! I'm selfish!! God! Dammit!
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:43 AM
You kept something so important on your person? My, my... I understand that need though. Is there any way you can get it back?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:48 AM
God. I dunno. I hope. If my foolishness enables that... Mass murderer... To hurt... More... People... God. Well, if I had a nickel for every time that happened, heh... He is starting to dissociate.
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 02:49 AM
J walks into the kitchen. ... what... What's going on?
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:49 AM
Then you should think of a way to get it back, *quickly *
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:49 AM
He starts sobbing. I lost Saffron...
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:49 AM
If there is any way I can help, please let me know. I hate to leave someone in need.
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 02:51 AM
Saffron?! Oh god oh no oh... He grips his shoulders with his arms, his breath quickening, but he tries to pull himself together. W-what- who- took him? Or is he just lost? Please...
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:52 AM
Sylvester's worm took it. I don't know where it is. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 02:54 AM
He takes a deep shaky breath. It's fine you're fine you're fine shut up you can't hear him- He goes quiet. And then his eye changes to orange. It's subtle, almost unnoticeable, since it's yellow already. It's... It's okay, Grover. Don't worry. I'll go talk to Sylvester.
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 02:55 AM
See? Everything will be okay. Now, there's still some water in this teapot if you want something to calm your nerves.
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 02:56 AM
J smiles, and pats Grover's back, heading out of the kitchen. Now now now, where's Sylvester at?
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 02:59 AM
Oh God Oh God
03:02
Actually I think I'm just going to sleep
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 03:04 AM
Of course.
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Grover Clanton BOT 10-May-22 03:08 AM
... Bye
03:09
He Leaves.
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Black Ice BOT 10-May-22 03:45 AM
Ah, he should get to leaving. Come back tomorrow... or perhaps stay...?
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 10-May-22 04:53 AM
He opens the kitchen cupboard and looks around. HAHA so [It the movie] does
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i dont give a shit BOT 10-May-22 04:53 AM
I AM GOING TO KILL HIM
04:54
I DON"T KNOW WHY HE WANTS YOU
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 10-May-22 04:56 AM
Probably cause I'm [hot boy summer] He closes the door behind them Or [curious george] I mean information is [knot] new. Dimension [traveler's pass] is convenient after all. He shows him his hands. The black pixels are crawling up.
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i dont give a shit BOT 10-May-22 04:58 AM
YEAH BUT HOW WOULD HE KNOW. DID INVER KNOW??? UH. HEY PAL UH. WH.
04:58
scaredok
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Spencer G. Spamtonicus BOT 10-May-22 04:59 AM
Hm... People here [are you ready] talkative. Anyways let's [move it move it] he is [prolly] still in the house. He pulls Frozen towards the common room intending on heading outside.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 03:32 PM
He's in here making coffee. It's a nightrobe over pajamas day for him today.
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 03:33 PM
J walks into the kitchen. Saul did manage to calm him down a little yesterday, but that didn't change the fact that he's on the edge of a nervous breakdown. ...Mornin'.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 03:34 PM
MORNING
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 03:53 PM
He sits down at the table. He's wearing this.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 03:54 PM
He turns around from the counter with a mug and some cookies for them to share NICE [Wardrobe]
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 03:55 PM
He chuckles, smiling and taking a sip out of his own mug. Thanks.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 04:17 PM
Mafa hyperfocused on youtube videos again hiii he's sitting at the table nursing his breakfast BIT OF A [Slowdown] DAY TODAY HUH
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 04:45 PM
He grabbed one of the cookies. Oh I hope it will be... I'm done with all this.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 04:46 PM
YEAH? FIGURE YOU COULD [Get used to it] A REST
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 04:48 PM
Yeah, I mean Crap We lost- lost the ring with Saffron in it yesterday- ... Yeah I really could use a day off. Or two. Or a week. He shoves the cookie in his mouth, chewing on it aggressively.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 04:49 PM
I'M NOT VERY [Acquaintances] WITH YOUR ADVENTURE I'LL BE HONEST WHY'S [The Ring (2002)] IMPORTANT TO KEEP?
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 04:51 PM
Uh, I mean, there's this murderous demon living inside it who controlled me personally for like, almost half a month now. And not only me, Esau's brothers, Joe, Esau himself.. Killed like half a city in the process of becoming god. If he got out, well... I don't think we'd be doing so well.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 04:52 PM
Oh. YEAH WE SHOULD PROBABLY [Take a look] FOR IT
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 04:53 PM
Yeah, as far as I know one if that Syl... Sylv... Red and white guy's worms stole it. Which is pretty bad, considering Saffron has had an alliance with him in the past.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 04:53 PM
SYLVESTER
16:54
I CAN [Talking heads] WITH HIM WE'RE BUDDY'S I THINK
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 04:55 PM
Well... I'd be glad if you try to. I mean heck, if you manage to talk him into it I'll even pay you. Yeah, I'm desperate. He laughs bitterly, taking a sip out of his cup and wincing.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 04:57 PM
He perks up at the promise of monetary reward I'LL DO MY [Bestie]! !
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 04:57 PM
He chuckles. Good to hear that. So, uh, what's in these cookies? They're good. He grabs one more.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 04:59 PM
I DUNNO I JUST GRABBED THEM FROM THE [Panther] He takes a bite out of a cookie and chews for a bit. MAYBE [Oat flakes]? ?
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:00 PM
He shrugs, eating the cookie whole. Could be, I can't tell. At least they're good!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:03 PM
THAT THEY ARE!
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:04 PM
He eats one more, drinking some more out of the mug and shivering. Hm, I guess these could be better... With some pickles, ice cream and chili flakes.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:05 PM
NO MORE [Cooki] FOR YOU
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:06 PM
Hey! Why?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:11 PM
CRIMES
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:14 PM
Well, I mean, I did commit murder... But I'm over that!
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17:17
I promise
17:17
I require these cookies for mental stability
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:19 PM
SORRY NO [This website utilizes cookies for-] FOR PEOPLE WHO WANNA PUT [Quite a pickle] ON THEM
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:33 PM
But- It's tasty! Just like pickles and mayo on pancakes!
17:37
He sighs in defeat
17:37
fine. I won't put pickles on them.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:37 PM
NOPE
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:37 PM
sooo can I have some? If I promise not to add anything?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:39 PM
He pushes the plate of cookies closer to J after a moment squinting back at him
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:39 PM
J smiles and takes a cookie, eating it whole. 'Fankf, man!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:45 PM
DON'T [@] IT!
17:45
He goes back to nursing his coffee
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 05:46 PM
sylveye is watching
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:47 PM
He's trailing his eyes around the room because he has ADHD and for a moment they land on the sylvworm [ 👁️ 👁️ ]
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 05:48 PM
👁‍🗨
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 05:49 PM
J is drinking from his mug. You don't wanna know what's in there.
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 05:50 PM
sylvwormbite
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:51 PM
He sticks his tongue at the worm with an impish grin
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mini sylv-worm BOT 10-May-22 05:51 PM
the sylvworm retreats from view
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 10-May-22 05:52 PM
He watches it go but doesn't try hunting it down
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Spamton J BOT 10-May-22 06:12 PM
He eats a few more cookies. Gotta get that energy somewhere.
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Playerton BOT 10-May-22 07:28 PM
He walks in. Nobody ate his chicken. He falls into a state of despair, falling to his knees.
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?????????? BOT 10-May-22 07:33 PM
The chicken is nowhere to be seen. Seems like Nobody ate it.
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Playerton BOT 10-May-22 07:36 PM
That’s it. He’s going to make another meal. He starts to work on Void Barbecue Steak.
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Playerton BOT 10-May-22 07:46 PM
The meal is complete. He’s got a good feeling about this one.
19:49
[Hot ‘N Ready Meals!] !!! COME AND GET IT !!!
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 12:25 AM
In the kitchen he notices the two men out the window and smiles. Oh it seems Spencer's with a friend, he'll just make himself tea and observe.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 12:37 AM
He looks up from his tea and has taken a seat ... If he's quiet enough maybe the man will leave.
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 12:39 AM
The sound of tiny little steel toe dress shoes is heard from the doorway SANTIAGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 12:42 AM
He smiles politely. Hello again, would you care for some tea?
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?????? BOT 11-May-22 12:48 AM
there is a radio in here
00:49
for the future
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 12:49 AM
He enters, and notices a couple other Spamtons Oh hey, I didn't know we were getting any new guys today.
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 12:52 AM
I ACTUALLY WOULD! PERHAPS AFTER OUR GAME! I STILL HAVE TO SHOOT YOU
00:52
HELLO MY FELLOW CONTESTANT!
00:52
his glasses are swirling with madness
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 12:53 AM
Oh this might as well happen today Hey, how are ya?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 12:54 AM
Hello to you as well, I'm Corryn Gabriel Santiago. I've already been here a couple of times so no need to explain the house to me. However he appears to be here for the first time. He's taking his time with tea.
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 12:57 AM
I'M DANDY! I'M GREAT, I'M ON A SPAMTON HUNT RIGHT NOW!
00:57
He points at the gun in his mouth
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 12:57 AM
Hello Corryn, I see you're making tea too. He crosses the room, then stops mid pour of hot water to notice the gun in the Spamton's mouth ... WHY?
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 12:58 AM
LOOK I'M ON A SCHEDULE, I CLEARLY GOT WHISKED AWAY FROM TODAY'S RECORDING, SO I'M NOT SHOOTING ANY CONTESTANTS. I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 12:59 AM
...Ugh. I mean why are you hunting Spamtons? You are a Spamton.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:01 AM
Yeah it's Oolong Tea, homemade it certainly tastes different from store bought tea. He is watching the situation and trying to remain calm. I am going to need therapy as soon as this ordeal is over. I may need to prepare a gift basket for my therapist at this point.
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:02 AM
FOR FUN! FOR THE DRAMA! I COULD'VE PICKED ANY NAME, YOU KNOW? YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE AND THINK "There can be only one." ???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 01:02 AM
Yeah I don't blame you. You want some frothed milk in your tea? And no, uh... frankly I am the only Esau I know.
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:03 AM
FAIR ENOUGH!
01:03
I'VE ONLY SEEN THE [bibble] ONE
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:03 AM
He declines to answer the new Spamton's question he has a feeling it's a question he would lose regardless of his answer. No thank you but I appreciate the offer. He looks at Esau giving him a polite smile before turning his attention back to the other spamton Do you happen to like games?
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:05 AM
AND TO BE FAIR I HARDLY MEET PEOPLE WITH MY ACTUAL NAME HEAHAEHEAHAHAH He turns his head so fast towards corryn it's in a 180° angle Now we're talking my language Santiago! Why, do you want to play something?
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 01:06 AM
he's been sitting in the corner, kinda observing everything unfold.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 01:07 AM
Making a nice tea latte Hey J, how are you holding up?
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:10 AM
Yes I have a game in mind if you would indulge me? He smiles and gestures for the new guy to sit in front of him next to the empty tea cup It sounds boring but it's a highly difficult game. One where we act like we're polite and quiet tea enjoyers till the tea runs out. It sounds boring but it's quite a difficult game because you can be overly polite or not polite enough just by lifting your cup and not observing the other person's tea intake. Fill the cup too soon and it's considered overly polite, fill the cup too late and it's not polite enough. Speed drinking is rude, so it rushing the other person. Quite a difficult game oh maybe it's too difficult?
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YAGPDB.xyz BOT 11-May-22 01:11 AM
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:11 AM
..............
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01:11
Let's do it.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:12 AM
He smiles and pours the other man some tea. There's added difficulty in making conversation. Oh but that might be too difficult for the first game.
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:12 AM
``He climbs the chair, and takes a seat. His face doesn't reach the table.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:12 AM
He realizes what's going on and looks around, he's found a cushion for Mateo to sit on and hands it over to him
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:13 AM
He graciously takes the cusion, smiling suddenly so nice and polite like Oh dear that is no trouble at all. I'm great at making conversation. To reach where I am you have to be a naturally good talker you know?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 01:14 AM
He finishes making his latte and observes
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:18 AM
I'm sure you've worked hard to achieve your current position. He takes a sip of his tea, it's not even halfway , he's taking his time. With that said, why don't we get to know each other? As I've said before my name is Corryn Gabriel Santiago. Here's my business card. He takes it out and slides it across the table to him. Do you have another name asides from Spamton G. Spamton or a preferred name?
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:21 AM
He takes his business card as he bobs his head like a bird, swallowing the gun down. Mechanical sounds can be heard from inside his body Thank you kindly, Santiago. You can refer to me as Spamton, Or He squints a bit. Spamateo, or Mateo. Whichever fancies you. He slides him his own business card, which seems more like how to reach a studio program for auditions to it's game show. He then takes his cup and sips it.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 01:23 AM
Hey Esau. Not so great, but I manage.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:24 AM
He gently takes the business card and places it in his front pocket. Holding the tea cup in his hands, it's warm and pleasant. He sort of wish he didn't drink a couple of cups before this game, they only really have time for another cup before it's over. A pity. Well it's a pleasure to meet you Mateo. I take it you're a host of a game show? What type of games do you have on your show? I also love your suit's color combo, it suits you.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 01:24 AM
Still... worried about Saffron, huh?
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:26 AM
Pleasure to meet you too Corryn! I do say I'm fond of your red outfit, it reminds me of--His phone seems to go off, and he looks at it a bit alarmed. He puts it to his ear, and listens to what for them might sound like light garbage noise
01:26
Hello? Sorry Corryn, I just Have to take this call.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 01:27 AM
...Yeah. I mean. I don't. I don't really wanna kill people. Or be his son.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:27 AM
He smiles when he hears the phone. Thank you and it appears to be my win Mateo. He finishes his tea leisurely Oh do take your call I'll clean up the tea.
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Mr. SPAMTON BOT 11-May-22 01:28 AM
He gets up in his chair, what J says calls his attention as he stops briefly before rushing to the living room WOW REALLY? MURDER IS SO FUN ! AGREE ON THE SON PART THOUGH HEAHEAEHEA
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:29 AM
watch
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 01:29 AM
Uh maybe it is fun but... Um... I kinda ate people. That uh. Wasn't so pleasant.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 01:30 AM
It's an acquired taste.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 01:30 AM
I'm not too fond.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 01:31 AM
He looks to both J and Esau. I'm sorry that sounds fairly unpleasant. He isn't sure what else to say as he cleans up the tea set and has opted to leave the room. He's not equipped to talk about comforting someone who engaged in cannibalism
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Silvio G. BOT 11-May-22 02:18 AM
On the floor, he waves his hand over the place where Sera was pulled through. A few moments… and a string of green code is lifted up. He puts it away, in a container. And heads back out.
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Corryn Gabriel Santiago BOT 11-May-22 02:47 AM
He normally doesn't do this but he leaps in through the window to get the warm water from the teapot and hops out of the window
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:16 AM
It’s dinner time! I was thinking of microwaving some chicken nuggets.
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 03:16 AM
Can they be dinosauws? Pleeease?
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:17 AM
Places sage on their feet Yes. Yes!!!
03:17
Dino nuggets indeed!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 03:18 AM
They smile, bouncing up and down on their heels. Yes! Nuggets!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:26 AM
He microwaves some nuggets that he finds in the back of the freezer. At the 30 second mark, before they get hot, he takes them out and artfully carves them into fun shapes with a butter knife. Then he microwaves them the rest of the way while eating the room temperature scraps himself.
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 03:29 AM
Sage watches him work, peering over the counter.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:30 AM
Here ya go~ He places a plate in front of them at the table. He puts Sage in a chair in front of them He eyes Playerton's void BBQ over on the counter. ...Whose barbecue is that?
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 03:31 AM
Sage starts munching on the nuggets, content. They like the shapes Grover cut them into.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:32 AM
... He cuts off a small slice of steak and eats it.
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03:35
... How do you like it, Sage? He sits down next to them.
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 03:36 AM
Sage tweets. Yes! They're tasty! They take the last nugget, looking at it for a while before offering it to Grover.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:38 AM
...oh, Oh, OH OH my GOSH,,, He is tearing up. My god. He accepts it like a prize. Thank you, thank you so much!! It's hard to chew because he is smiling so much.
03:39
He pulls a bill out of his pocket. Here's some dessert!!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 03:46 AM
Sage takes the bill, looks at it for a few moments, and then makes puppy eyes at Grover. Can I pleeease have a cookie..?
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:48 AM
Oh! Sure! He takes the money back.
03:49
Hmm
03:49
He roots in the pantry.
03:51
He finds pink frosted sugar cookies. He takes one for himself and one for Sage.
03:51
Here ya go!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 03:52 AM
…cookies? I uh mean. Grover?
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 03:53 AM
Sage takes the cookie. Thanks papa! They swallow it whole.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:53 AM
... He takes dainty little bites to savor the spongy texture.
03:53
I actually have a surprise for you!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 03:54 AM
he starts making coffee
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 03:54 AM
J awakens in the corner of the room. Hey dad, hey Grover, hey Sage.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:54 AM
Hi! J! Hi Saul! Want a cookie?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 03:54 AM
he startles Oh! Hi kiddo! …and yes please.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 03:55 AM
Yeah, sure why not.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:55 AM
Goes back to the pantry and places this on the counter
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 03:56 AM
Oh…those…
03:56
he shrugs Eh, I’ll still eat em
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 03:56 AM
J absentmindedly grabs a cookie and eats it pretty quickly.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:56 AM
...I can't cook lol
03:57
Best we got for now
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 03:57 AM
These are fine actually.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:57 AM
I mean I like em
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 03:57 AM
Never had them before
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 03:57 AM
It’s ok! I can’t either. he eats one whole
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 03:59 AM
Grover pulls a plushie out of his pocket. Sage, this is for you! I won it kicking your dad's butt at Video Games!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:00 AM
Ooooh!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:00 AM
Sage gasps, looking at it and grabbing it immediately, hugging it tightly. They're crying a little. Thank you papa... I love it so muuuch!!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:01 AM
He smiles so wide
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:02 AM
They're squeezing the life out of this plushie.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:02 AM
he smiles Say…I wonder if you have a different birthday system than us humans…you’re growin so fast…
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:03 AM
:3 XD
04:03
I got no idea how this works man
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:04 AM
He snaps out of his own thoughts because Greeks is awake now. He smiles and scoops Grover into a hug Hey you.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:04 AM
Ah! Ahaha!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:05 AM
Sorry it took me so long, I don't know what happened... I think I was dissociating.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:06 AM
...I've been there. It's okay. I know how it goes. He pets Esau's cheek.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:06 AM
Hmm…in that case…he pulls out a bunch of these from his pockets It’s not much, but happy birthday Sagie!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:06 AM
…hey, buddy. You alright?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:07 AM
He puts him down and picks up Sage Sage, it's your birthday? Why didn't you tell me? He laughs, and glances over at Saul. he's not going to ruin the moment I'll tell ya later.
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:08 AM
Sage squeaks, grabbing the dinosaurs. Thank you! I like these!! Hi papa :3
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:08 AM
Aww! I decree this the first Annual "Give Sage Dinosaurs and Dragons Day!" Let's see, we got Origami, and Nuggets, and Plushies, and Toys! What other dinos and dragons can we bequeath to thee?
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:10 AM
Sage thinks. And thinks. I want a sweets with dragon!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:10 AM
Hmmm...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:10 AM
Ooh! Great idea lil Sagie!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:11 AM
You are a very wise kid. Mmhmm...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:12 AM
Hmmmm... He pulls up a window and begins scrolling, before he smiles and buys something. Two things drop from the sky and land in front of Sage Happy birthday, beeper!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:13 AM
OHH He runs out of the room.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:13 AM
Wowie! Now I can’t wait til my birthday!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:13 AM
He puts them down and helps Sage into the wearable Dragon wings Now you ARE the dragon!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:14 AM
Sage gasps audibly, turning around to look at the wings. These are so cool! Thank you, papa!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:15 AM
he grabs a pot lid and a spoon, holding them like a sword and shield
04:16
Be-ith that-ith a dragon-ith??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:18 AM
Hark! Ist thateth a knight come to steal thou's candy I spy on the horizon!?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:19 AM
he stomps around like a horse Yes-ith! And I be-ith on horseback! …ith
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:19 AM
STEAL their CANDY?! OH NO YOU DON'T Sage bares their teeth, and lunges towards Saul with a roar. They bit off half of the spoon.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:20 AM
Wh-whoa…guess they’re getting their fiber…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:20 AM
He laughs Give up, knight! Thous cantst defeat us!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:21 AM
They roar again, grinning at him with all their teeth.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:22 AM
Ehahaha! Ok, ya got me, fair dragon-ith
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:23 AM
They purr, and pat him on the arm gently, returning to eat their candy.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:24 AM
he smiles, then looks at what’s left of the spoon… …I guess I owe Anton a spoon..
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:26 AM
It's okay, Saul, you can join the winning team. He gives him a lollipop with a smile We share.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:26 AM
LOOK Sage we MATCH!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:26 AM
he smiles Thanks, buddy! he pops it in his mouth Ooh, watermelon
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:26 AM
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:27 AM
Oooh!!!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:27 AM
Sage gasps, looking at Grover. Wings!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:28 AM
He gasps Oooh my god, you are so precious!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:28 AM
If you go Neo…you’ll all have wings!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:29 AM
Sage laughs, giddy, and suddenly begins floating. They squeak in the process.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:29 AM
…they can fly?!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:31 AM
I mean-! It could be Neo's code, or it could be that they're part star-! Sage sweetie, not too far up!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:32 AM
he follows Sage around, holding his arms out ready to catch them
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:33 AM
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:34 AM
Sage is absolutely happy, floating up to Grover and booping his nose.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:34 AM
??? ? ????????
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:35 AM
F-flying baby! Oh man… he looks like he’s going to faint
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:35 AM
Fear not, I know what dragons are weak against!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:37 AM
He is absolutely dumbfounded. He cannot do anything but watch Sage. Holy fucking shit.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:38 AM
He grabs them out of the air, and proceeds to tickle them Tickle attack!
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:43 AM
Sage squeals, and falls into Esau's hands, laughing.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:46 AM
He nuzzles their noses together Happy birthday, beeper 🤍
04:48
I'm gonna have to start reading to you, and teaching you math, and ads, and, and- oh boy that's a lot... He looks up at Grover and Saul ...You guys... wanna help me?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:49 AM
…I mean…me? A teacher? You sure?
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 04:50 AM
They smile, kissing him on the cheek. Thank you papa!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:50 AM
Sure! I mean they gotta learn!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:51 AM
... He snaps out of it. Sure! Yea! I'm pretty good with science and history! Neither of which see to apply here! Nevermind!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:51 AM
…but…I don’t…I mean I can’t teach anything…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:52 AM
Look, I want Sage to get a lot of different perspectives. Saul you can teach them music!
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 04:53 AM
J smiles. I think I could teach them something too.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:53 AM
Also, Reuben is quite literally a teacher. He can do language and literature, and even math pretty well.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:55 AM
Music? Yeah I could try that! As long as it ain’t math… he crinkles his nose
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:57 AM
He thinks I think Chard knows math.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 04:58 AM
…huh, cool.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 04:59 AM
Whaddya thhink, Sage? Wanna attend Spamton University? ...And Friends? Spamton and Friends.
04:59
What do you wanna teach, J?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:01 AM
he sits at the table and yawns…he’s nodding off…
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:02 AM
J hums. I... I don't think I know what exactly, but I wanna help. ...mmaaybe I could offer them, idunno, counseling? So it would all be official, haha
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 05:03 AM
Sage tweets happily. Yeah!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:05 AM
He sits too. He's tired too.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:12 AM
He sits with them with Sage in his lap before leaning over and kissing Grover on the cheek And hey, we can see Chard again. The City is looking better! Amaranth is spearheading the operation to fix the place up.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:13 AM
That's real good!
05:13
Kisses him back.
05:13
He rests his head on the table.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:17 AM
I guess the little pep talk you gave him that day really stuck with him.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:18 AM
...I'm really glad I was able to help him...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:19 AM
... He takes the ring out of his pocket and slides it over to Grover This belongs to you.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:20 AM
He sits up. Oh, shit.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:21 AM
J perks up, listening. He can feel the ring, but... Where's saffron.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:22 AM
He takes it and almost reflexively puts it on before... Not. Doing that.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:22 AM
He takes a deep breath. You found the ring?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:24 AM
It's empty.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:25 AM
He took a hissing breath through his teeth. I know. ... Fuck.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:26 AM
He hugs Sage close We cross that bridge when we get to it.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:27 AM
He is sitting there, staring at it. He slides his head back down to the table, spinning the ring against the countertop, eyes close to it.
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Narrator BOT 11-May-22 05:34 AM
In such close proximity to Grover, the ring changes. The jewel at the end turns cyan, resembling aquamarine
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:35 AM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:36 AM
... I'm proud of you, Grover.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:37 AM
J stands up, and walks over to the counter to pour himself some tea. He thinks for a second. And adds a bit of alcohol to it. He can't deal with this right now.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:37 AM
He stops spinning the ring and clenches his fist around it tight. Thank you...
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Sage BOT 11-May-22 05:38 AM
Sage tweets quietly, pressing closer to their parents.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:42 AM
He pulls Grover into a tight hug
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:42 AM
This cup of tea is what's holding him from a breakdown. This is awful. At least it's quiet in his head.
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05:44
Fuck you, emojis. Fuck you. Deeply. With all my heart. Go fuck yourselves.
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Narrator BOT 11-May-22 05:46 AM
Suddenly, so faint you can only hear it as though it's far away...
05:46
A voice, inside J's brain...
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Saffron BOT 11-May-22 05:46 AM
Hello...? Helloooo?
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:47 AM
J screams, and throws the mug across the room, clutching his head. no... NO! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:48 AM
He darts up and hugs J.
05:48
ghOW FUck
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:49 AM
J!!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:49 AM
The mug hits his temple, and the liquid gets on his shoulder. FUCk
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Saffron BOT 11-May-22 05:49 AM
Hmm! Looks like a remnant from the synaptic connection appears to have held!
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:49 AM
He's shaking his head, frantically pulling on his hair. No- no, no, no, no, no, please, please no, go away, get - get out, get out of my head-
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:51 AM
He puts Sage down and gives them a cookie Sage go to the common room okay? Go play in the den, okay? Once they have trotted off he goes to Grover and J, holding Grover steady J, take it easy!
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:54 AM
J sobs loudly, shaking his head as his eyes darted around the room. He's hyperventilating. Get- get out, get out of here and don't - don't come back, don't, please go away, get away from me...
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:55 AM
He reaches for J, lunging out of Esau's grasp. He holds J tightly.
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Saffron BOT 11-May-22 05:55 AM
Why son, aren't you pleased to hear that i'm okay?
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:56 AM
He sobs, clutching his head. Pl-please, please leave me alone, I've done enough f-f-f-for you, I can't- I can't do this anymore, please, please please please please...
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:57 AM
Shhh, shhh, hshh, hey, It's okay, hey hey,
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 05:57 AM
He pulls them into a tight hug I've got you, he can't get you. I've got you.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:59 AM
He almost tries to jerk away from their touch, but... But those are hus friends, he's here, it's fine, he's just in his head, calm down...
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:00 AM
He hums. He hums a lullaby and pets J's head.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 06:00 AM
He just hugs them both tightly
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:02 AM
He eventually settles enough to stop crying, however he's still shaking slightly. It's better now. He's fine. J can't find the power to pull away from the hug, so he just stays there, leaning onto Grover and Esau.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 06:03 AM
He's not going to get anywhere near you, J, you're okay.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:04 AM
I'm- sorry for- this. I'm just... Scared. I don't wanna go back.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:06 AM
Hey, Don't apologise, you, we're all in this together.
06:07
We'll be by your side always.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 06:07 AM
We're here for you. We'll protect you.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:08 AM
He sniffs quietly. I... Thank guys. I don't know what I would do without you.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 06:10 AM
He smiles and pats his head
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:11 AM
He backs up a bit and smiles at J.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:12 AM
He manages a small smile back. I'm- I'm sorry to ask this. Can I stay with you? For the night? I don't... Feel safe, or trust myself enough not to do something stupid again.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 06:15 AM
Of course. Come on. We can bunk in my room. It'll be a sleepover!
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:16 AM
He smiles. Maybe- maybe Grover's? Uh. The one without the portal.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 06:17 AM
Heh, sure. He smiles
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:18 AM
Sounds great!
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:19 AM
He sighs in relief. T-thanks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 06:19 AM
Come on, i'll go grab Sage. He leaves
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:19 AM
J follows after him.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:20 AM
Leaves
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Narrator BOT 11-May-22 05:25 PM
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:27 PM
Here he is in the kitchen, putting up some coffee and setting out the luminous CD Bagels. He spreads some phish- pink and occasionally beaming with binary code- onto each one, and hunts until he finds a red onion. He slices it and sprinkles a bit on top ... He takes one and leaves
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:29 PM
in the kitchen now. He sits at the table and waits.`
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:31 PM
He enters and places down some coffee and a bagel for J By the way, Picotee says hi.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:32 PM
J smiles and takes the bagel, taking a bite. Thanks. Oh, Picotee... He sighs. Could you tell him I said hi when you go back? I... Can't come to your world right now.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:33 PM
The taste of the bagel is pretty incomprehensible, but good. There is an underlying sense of triumph in consuming the stolen information of others I will. How's things been here? Chard begins pouring some coffee
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:38 PM
He sighs tiredly. Honestly? Not so great. We've... Got some pretty awful shit going on. He stood up, grabbing the bottle he used yesterday and adding some to the coffee. If he's going down, better do it with a bang. He doesn't wanna be sober or conscious when Saffron finds him. I mean. It's mostly been fine, the crappy things are a recent development.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:38 PM
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa, you day drink now, kid?
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:39 PM
He chuckles. As I said, some shit happened. I don't wanna be sober when it inevitably hits me.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:40 PM
He grabs the bottle and throws it against the wall, shattering it and pointing to J Not on my fuckin' watch, kid.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:41 PM
J let out a confused and surprised noise. Oh cmon, man, not cool! I was about to drink that!
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:43 PM
You don't wanna get yourself involved in that shit, you're still young, you can't let those thoughts control you.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:46 PM
Well, I'm already pretty fucked up, it doesn't even matter anymore. I just- I don't. I don't want to be sober. Not right now. Besides, that way I'm easier to knock out, you know? Haha.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:47 PM
He pounds his fist on the table. The vibrations rattle the windows No day drinking.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:48 PM
He shivers, lifting his hands up in defence. Alright, alright, sheesh! I won't.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 05:49 PM
He sits, and proceeds to delicately eat his bagel Good.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 05:50 PM
J grumbles something incomprehensible, sitting down at the table and proceeding with his own bagel. It's pretty good, at least.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 05:59 PM
He’s here now. Delicis bagals
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:00 PM
Soo... What're these made of?
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:02 PM
munch Stolen Info!!! Digital, stuff, Munch
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 06:02 PM
The bagels are .wav files, i'm allergic to most types of .mp3.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:03 PM
This... This is pretty good I won't lie.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 06:03 PM
The onions are just onions, though. I found them in the pantry.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:05 PM
cool beans.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 06:10 PM
Yeah, I got them from the Cyber Grill. They do breakfast take out now.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:16 PM
He finishes his food with a satisfied sigh. That was great. Thank you so much Chard! Esau and I got phish on our first date! I think this might be a new favorite food of mine.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:17 PM
Oh, cool. I wonder if Picotee would like this...
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 06:23 PM
Probably, it's the most popular grill on that side of the City. Me and him never really hung out, he was a popular kid.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 06:23 PM
Oh. I gotta take him there once everything settles...
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 06:57 PM
That sounds like a plan, then. He eats his bagel, but he keeps smiling and glancing at Grover
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 06:58 PM
Catches his eye and gives the most genuine, wholehearted smile known to man and monster.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 06:59 PM
He blushes a little
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Aha... so Grover how's things?
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 07:12 PM
J huffs quietly, taking a sip of his coffee. It's good that Chard forgot to pour it out. That has alcohol in it. Good.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:18 PM
He sighs. Not great. I feel pretty… guilty… about our situation. But it’s not my fault. It’s fucking… that sylvester guy…
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:19 PM
What're ya talking about?
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:21 PM
He balls his fists and looks down. Shit. I guess uh, I, I assumed Esau told you…
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 07:22 PM
J hides his face behind the mug.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:23 PM
…A guy that was hired by Saffron stole the ring. I’ve got it back now, and, uh… He holds his hand up, brandishing the blue gem. …It’s empty now. Quite frankly, I wanna day-drink too.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:23 PM
He stares for a moment before dropping his bagel onto the table, slackjawed Oh Oh unholy mother of fuck...
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 07:24 PM
J downs the rest of the cup, silent. He feels guilty.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:25 PM
His face crumples. Goddamn he is furious with himself. I shoulda taken better care of it. I was so careless…
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 07:26 PM
Hey Grover. Bud. It's not your fault. Please. Mistakes happen. It's alright. He doesn't raise his head or move.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:27 PM
I was hearing it like a fucking trophy. What did i expect to happen…
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:27 PM
He puts his bagel back on the plate and reaches out, placing his hand on Grover's Hey, hey... it'll be fine, he's gotta be weak. We'll get him.
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 07:28 PM
J squeezes the mug. Again. It's not your fault, it's the worm guy's.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:32 PM
Yeah… … Yeah.
19:32
Thanks.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:33 PM
He's quiet for a bit, his other hand resting on Grover's to squeeze comfortingly Easy does it, buddy.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:36 PM
He rotates his hand and holds Chards hand
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Playerton BOT 11-May-22 07:36 PM
He’s excitedly wiggling in the background. Someone has eaten his food. Finally! Progress! Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:36 PM
He smiles, flustering a little
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Spamton J BOT 11-May-22 07:37 PM
J sets the mug aside.. and kinda conks out on the table, snoring.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 07:42 PM
Hey guys I’m back and… oh. Am I interrupting something, I can just leave.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 07:42 PM
… Still. I’m really sorry. You fought so hard and I hate that I wasted our efforts. You’re the real hero, Chard. I just like… playing one…
19:42
Oh! Hi joe!
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:42 PM
Grover, I- At the sound, he pulls away immediately, blushing No, no! We're fine!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 07:43 PM
No no! I insist if you guys are gonna be cute and stuff that’s OK.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:43 PM
We're fine, you want a bagel?
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 07:44 PM
Oooh yeah! Sounds good to me.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:44 PM
He makes him a CD bagel with phish and places it down before him
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 07:45 PM
Oh snap, you guys got phish on these? I haven’t had that in forever!
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:46 PM
Delicacy in my City.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 07:49 PM
Never thought to try it on a CD bagel though. You’re a genius.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:50 PM
Nah, the chefs at the Cyber Grill are geniuses, I just pay them for the privilege.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 07:59 PM
Anyway, you're looking way better. I take it you're no longer infected?
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:09 PM
Nope, I’m not!
20:09
Turns out it was a pretty shoddy virus and was easily taken care of.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:10 PM
He enters and smiles at Joe Joe! You're alright! He picks him up in a hug with his other arm
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:11 PM
Yep! That virus couldn’t keep me down! Haha!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:13 PM
He puts him down and places Sage in a chair so they can have a bagel. He watches as they tear into it So, uh... how is Marigold?
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:14 PM
Marigold’s doing great. He’s staying behind to help with the rebuild. We’ve also… decided to go through with the marriage. For real this time.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:14 PM
He clasps his hands over his mouth Really?!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:15 PM
And uh… Esau? I want you to be my best man.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:15 PM
He gasps, it sounds a lot like GAAAASP HOLY SHIT YES!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:17 PM
He is beaming. Oh how he loves a wedding
20:17
Congradulations!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:19 PM
He grabs Joe up in a hug all over again
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:21 PM
Ahehehe… we don’t really know where to go from here though. Like what do we do next?
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:30 PM
Huh… well, you can pick a venue, and decide on entertainment and food… no pressure, it can be as casual as you want!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:31 PM
Oh! Marigold did say he wanted it at the casino.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:35 PM
Sweet! That sounds perfect! … ……… …. Look, no pressure, but i fucking love weddings. Ya know I sang at a senator’s wedding once? And i made a wedding dress for the first time a year ago! Never been married. He coughs. Anyways
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:36 PM
Oh, if it's gonna be at the casino it's gonna be BIG.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:36 PM
Uh. Just sayin i could help
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:36 PM
Oh please, I’ll take any help I can get. I want this to be the best for Marigold!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:36 PM
Marigold is gonna want a big fluffy dress~
20:36
If you wanna help.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:37 PM
Oohoho!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:37 PM
Oh yeah, he totally would want one.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:37 PM
He can design it himself if he wants, but I’d still be happy to handmake it!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:40 PM
...No if you let him design it it's gonna be impossible to make. He's gonna need professional help.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:40 PM
I mean… it can’t be that bad right?
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:43 PM
…Ah. I see. Well, it sounds like he’s creative, so some input would still be nice!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:49 PM
He's all smiles still Grover you should sing at the wedding too!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:51 PM
Please! You absolutely should!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 08:52 PM
Ehehe… only if you make a fantastic cake, Esau. And you can help DJ, Chard!
20:53
you’re invited btw
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:54 PM
1he slowly wakes up, yawning and rubbing his eyes`
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 08:54 PM
Oh! Saul! Hey sauuuul!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 08:54 PM
he startles for a moment J-Joe!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:01 PM
How are you doing? I didn’t mess you up too bad, did I…?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:02 PM
he pauses...then he smiles, getting up and hugging him Nah, it's just good ta have ya back, Joey
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:02 PM
That’s good. I’m… really sorry about all that. Really, I am.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:03 PM
It's alright, it wasn't your fault, any of it.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:04 PM
Yeah… I still feel bad about it though.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:08 PM
Pal, it'll be alright he smiles
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:11 PM
That…. That’s good.
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 09:13 PM
He stands and gives Sage a tiny piece of phish.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:15 PM
Morning, Saul! You want a latte?
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:17 PM
Morning, pretty boy.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:18 PM
Good mornin! Uh, no thanks! I'd like a coffee with steamed milk, please.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:22 PM
Nice, nice!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:23 PM
Yep, you got it, Saul. He starts making it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:23 PM
Thanks buddy!
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Narrator BOT 11-May-22 09:25 PM
Sage sniffs the phish and tears into it happily Thanks papa!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 09:26 PM
Can I have one too?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:29 PM
He makes double shots and sprinkles some cinnamon and nutmeg on them, sliding them to each one My favorite friend and my boyfriend~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:29 PM
Thanks buddy! he takes a sip Whoa! That's a good cup o Joe!
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 09:32 PM
We made an army of dragons yesterday to protect Sage! Shows Esau the picture. slurp oh that’s good stuff thank you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:33 PM
Oh my god that's precious!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:36 PM
Sounds like you guys have been having it great while I was gone!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:40 PM
I wouldn't say that... it's been quiet.
21:40
Except for Saffron...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:41 PM
...WH-WHAT?
21:41
he stands up He's back already?!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:41 PM
We don't know where he is... but the ring is empty.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:42 PM
he gets his knuckle dusters from his pockets I swear to god I'm gunna kick his ass so hard...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:43 PM
WHOA, whoa! Saul! He's not here! Relax!
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:43 PM
…. There’s a smile on his face but he pulled out his phone so damn fast. He’s already dialing Marigold’s number.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:43 PM
...sorry
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:43 PM
he walks in slurping on a smoothie
21:44
he looks at the gathered group. he walks out slurping on a smoothie
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:44 PM
Whatcha got there?
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:44 PM
Smoothie :)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:45 PM
Oh, nice. SO ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYIN. Whoever let that creep out point me at 'em...
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 09:46 PM
He fucking glares daggers at Sylv
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:46 PM
smiling from the doorway
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 09:46 PM
Flips him off
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:47 PM
Hello? Marigold? Drop what you’re doing honey I got news and I’m gonna need you to spread it like wildfire.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:47 PM
winks and waves
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:48 PM
he waves back and smiles
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 09:48 PM
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21:48
Excuse me He walks smack dab in the middle of the staring war and makes his way to the counter to fix himself a mug of coffee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:48 PM
Let's keep this civil...
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:49 PM
Saul, are you a fan of Centipedes and worms?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:49 PM
...Not really...I mean, some of them are good, I'm sure.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:49 PM
he summons a sylvworm and holds it out towards him They don't bite
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 09:49 PM
Yes they do
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mini sylv-worm BOT 11-May-22 09:49 PM
sylvwormsmile
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:49 PM
Put that away, now.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
Aww! It's cute!
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mini sylv-worm BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
it looks so cute and nonthreatening
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
He growls and the ring on his hand glows brightly. I’m leaving.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
You can hold them, if you'd like
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
he reaches out to touch it
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
Saul, do not!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
he stops Huh? Why??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:50 PM
Because it bites!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:51 PM
Oh, a lil nipper eh? Well that's ok, I'll just look at ya. he smiles
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 09:51 PM
It stings like a motherfucker He sips at his mug, leaning back on the counter
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mini sylv-worm BOT 11-May-22 09:51 PM
it rolls around so cutely
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:51 PM
It's a virus, pretty boy.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:51 PM
Oh thats not a nice thing to say
21:52
We havent even met yet, I believe.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:52 PM
I know one when I see one.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:52 PM
Judging a book by its cover, huh?
21:53
So sad.
21:53
he pets the top of the sylvworm's head. it makes a little trilling-clicking sound
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:53 PM
A virus?! Like…like what happened with Saffron?! he moves as far away from it as he can
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Grover Clanton BOT 11-May-22 09:54 PM
He stands up forcefully and slides past Sylv, bumping into him as he leaves the room. God…
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:54 PM
He gets up So you wouldn't mind if I give it a pet?
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:54 PM
Not at all.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 09:55 PM
He’s still on the phone with Marigold trying to give him details about Saffron being back. Can you guys … just not deal with viruses right now? For like… 10 MINUTES?! I JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:55 PM
Him and his anti virus program goes and slides his hand over the sylvworm
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 09:56 PM
Honey you know who you're talking to here you know that's not possible
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mini sylv-worm BOT 11-May-22 09:56 PM
the worm makes a pathetically sad, but loud screech, and it starts to dissolve at the point of contact
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:56 PM
Oh look at that.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:56 PM
he grimaces, but is being brave about the searing pain he's experiencing
21:57
That's not very nice. Harming someone's pet like that.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:57 PM
he feels a little sad seeing it suffer
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:57 PM
I barely touched it, man. It's a virus. You got some nerve.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:57 PM
Whoa how do you?
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 09:58 PM
You can't prove that. You could have used some other form of magic to harm the poor thing.
21:58
You're lucky I am not nearly as rude as you, and don't dissolve you right back.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 09:59 PM
Basic internet safety, Esau.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 11-May-22 09:59 PM
…I think…I’ve had enough viruses for a lifetime… he chugs the rest of his coffee and heads out
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:00 PM
Esau is not well versed in that, im afraid.
22:00
he smirks
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 10:00 PM
Yeah, I'm gonna go... He leaves with Saul
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:00 PM
or should I say
22:00
Gardenia.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 10:01 PM
He bristles before he leaves Fucker.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 10:01 PM
Well. You sure know how to kill a mood, huh.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 10:02 PM
He sips his mug unbothered
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:02 PM
I don't know what you're talking about.
22:02
The mood seemed pretty dead when I arrived.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 10:02 PM
They're gone, you don't have to lie.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:02 PM
Oh I am being quite genuine. The vibes were bad.
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 10:02 PM
About being a virus.
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 10:03 PM
If you’re going to play tricks, you’ll have to be a bit more clever than that, you know.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:03 PM
I wasn't trying to play any tricks.
22:03
he grins Oh most everyone who had been in this room already knew that.
22:04
Gardenia and Grover especially.
22:04
We've had quite a few exciting encounters by this point
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 10:04 PM
Your whole getup just screams “virus” as it is. You’re not exactly a trustworthy looking guy.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:05 PM
Name calling is rather childish, isn't it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 11-May-22 10:05 PM
Hr grabs Sage, whos been glaring at Sylv, and leaves
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 10:05 PM
No name calling here, just stating the facts.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 10:05 PM
Honestly none of you look particularly trustworthy
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Chartreuse BOT 11-May-22 10:05 PM
Well, I'm a lot smarter than Esau. Just stay away from us. He leaves
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Joe BOT 11-May-22 10:07 PM
Just be careful. One day you might just anger the wrong person here. He takes his phone and leaves. He won’t humour greedton this time, not after the recent incident.
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:07 PM
Oh I doubt that.
22:07
I've angered quite a few people and I am still here.
22:08
he laughs to himself and finishes the smoothie he as drinking, putting the cup in the trash
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 10:08 PM
They're quite keen on second chances here
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:09 PM
It will be their downfall.
22:09
he looks over his shoulder towards the common area You'd think they'd have learned their lesson by now, hmm?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 10:12 PM
Well if I know my alternate history (and I kinda do) I don't think they like judging people that much Some of the guys who live here don't have any other place to go and don't really like the life they were leading before coming here If there's a place for them, there's a place for everyone, I think
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:14 PM
They don't like judging people, and yet they don't hesitate to throw around insults based on appearances? Seems... contradictory.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 10:15 PM
It's more of a "claws come out" kinda thing We get catty here He smirks and sips his mug again
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:21 PM
Hmm
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 10:28 PM
You look upset
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 10:28 PM
Oh, not at all.
22:28
Confused, perhaps.
22:30
The residents here are quite contradictory. There are several who know what I am, and yet they let me roam freely here without any consequence, other than the occasional insult to my appearance.
22:31
Its why I come back so often, truth be told. If I was this open and free in my own world I would have been caught several times over and neutralized.
22:35
Do they expect me to get bored and just... leave?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 10:35 PM
Yeah there's a bit of an air of... Indifference around here It's a bit hard to get used to If you get used to it at all
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Sylvester BOT 11-May-22 11:10 PM
I see. I wonder what causes the ennui here. he bows slightly, politely, towards greedton I am going to go walk around outside. Enjoy your coffee, Greedton.
23:10
he leaves
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 11-May-22 11:14 PM
Bigstand
23:14
Well I didn't come here to be alone He puts his empty mug in the sink and walks back to the living room
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Faxlore BOT 11-May-22 11:30 PM
That was something!
23:30
Chayn I sure hope you saw that!
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Faxlore BOT 11-May-22 11:44 PM
They start raiding the fridge. Spamton...(s)? Wouldn't mind right?
23:46
They look out the window. More of them. Oh this is... This is something stranger than fiction!
23:46
Are the roommates... Spamton lookalikes?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 01:01 AM
J lifted his head from the table, blinking. Where was everyone..?
01:06
Doesn't really matter. He gets up from the table and goes to get another bagel.
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01:10
They're out of bagels.
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Aww...
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 01:23 AM
Instead he gets himself a cup of cocoa. What? He promised not to drink. Better go see what goes on in the common room.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:26 AM
He's back.
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Saffron BOT 12-May-22 02:27 AM
Hello son.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:29 AM
He doesn't answer at first, grabbing something alcoholic and opening it, leaning on the counter. He knows he promised, but this? This is an emergency. He takes a sip, cringing, before finally answering. He still doesn't like alcohol that much. ...What do you want from me.
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Saffron BOT 12-May-22 02:30 AM
Can't a father check up on his son? You can relax. I am an honest man now. An entrepreneur of sorts, god it's been too long!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:30 AM
He enters, sees him drinking, and is okay with it because it's after five pm Kid. You alright?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:30 AM
Like- like I'll believe you. You've done too much wrong. And I'm not your... S-son.
02:31
For me it's like. 8:30 am. It's not after 5 pm XD
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:32 AM
:?
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Saffron BOT 12-May-22 02:32 AM
That hurts. After all the love I showed you, you throw me aside like last season's couture. I'm very disappointed in you.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:34 AM
You've- what? You made me eat people, did you seriously think we would be on good terms?! He turns to Saffron, and points to his head, mouthing "saffrons" soundlessly.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:34 AM
Cheese and rice...
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Saffron BOT 12-May-22 02:36 AM
I didn't make you eat anyone, son, that was all on you, and you know that... if you're going to call me a villain, you don't get to decide what villainous things were and were not your own choices...
02:36
In fact I distinctly told you NOT to eat anyone.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:37 AM
What can I do, kid?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:41 AM
Maybe, deep down, he did know that. Maybe because it felt so good he decided this wasn't him. Maybe he's just been running from reality way too long. ... Alright. Fine. I'm... Sorry for my words. But my question stands. What do you want?
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Saffron BOT 12-May-22 02:42 AM
Just letting you know I'm back on my feet and I'm working towards a goal. It just feels good, to have purpose again, you know? You COULD join me~
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:45 AM
J takes a deep breath. He wants to scream and curse, but he won't. Not now. I don't...think that, would be... Uh... Possible right now. so no.
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Saffron BOT 12-May-22 02:47 AM
Ahh, you will. Goodbye. He's gone
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:48 AM
Kid! Are you alright?!
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:48 AM
J shivers. This was terrifying. He drinks some more.
02:49
...Frankly? No.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:49 AM
What can I do?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:50 AM
I doubt there's... Anything anyone can do. I'm just... You could tell Esau to take Grover, Sage and hide. It's not safe anymore.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:51 AM
Well that's not gonna happen. This is their home, Sage. They'll defend it. No more hiding. But whichever one of us us first, we'll tell them. He gives him one more look before leaving
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:53 AM
He sighs heavily. And here he was, trying to help... Guess it's not happening. He sits at the table and lets himself drown in doubt and regret.
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[Entering Data...] BOT 12-May-22 03:20 AM
One of the cupboards shakes and out comes what appears to be a plugboy in his full form. He appears to be very stressed as he looks at his phone.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:20 AM
What kind of directions are these? How do those two end up in these kinds of places? He's taking out a capsule with some code on it, it looks a bit like a tums equivalent and downs it in his throat compartment
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:21 AM
J startles, turning towards the newcomer. ...uh. Hi?
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:24 AM
In surprise he shrieks and smacks his head on the cupboard shelves and looks in the direction of J Oh sorry thisisprobablyaweirdsightletme getoutofthis. He pulls himself out of the cupboard with haste, speaking quickly and pats himself down Right, right sorry about that I talkreallyfast when I'mnervous and uh He takes a deep breath My name is Octavio and have you seen two guys about this tall? Bicolored pink and blue? One got a Sun on his eye the other got a moon?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:25 AM
He smiles a bit awkwardly. It's alright, don't worry. It's nice to meet you Octavio, my name is J. I don't think I can help you on looks, I'm kind of blind... Do they tell fortune by chance?
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:29 AM
Yes, Faxlore tells Bad Fortunes and Chayn tells good ones. They get stuck in the strangest places somehow. Haha HAHA sorry sorry I'm just really not great with strangers. Um right I didn'tknow I dont know a lotofblindpeopleormaybeI'veneverpaidattention. Again another deep breath he's about to speak again when his phone plays this on full blast. https://youtu.be/K25yF65rZ8E I don't remember setting that! Sorry give me a moment! He's fumbling with the phone.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:31 AM
Oh! Then the last time I saw them was in the common room. It's right through that door! He gestures to the exit from the kitchen.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:32 AM
Thank you sorry for wasting your time He holds the phone up as he walks towards the common room but walks into the wall just missing the entryway by a few inches Ough 📱 Hello? I'm here how did you two get here? He's taking a moment by the entryway to hold his forehead
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:34 AM
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:34 AM
☀️ 👁️
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:34 AM
They hang up.
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:34 AM
Octavio... You found us!
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:36 AM
He sees Chayn and Faxlore Faxlore! Chayn! There you are how did you get here! Ohgodareyoutwohurtanywhere? He's fussing
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:36 AM
We have no clue how we got here but we were supposed to find him... Odd...
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:36 AM
He raises a brow. Who were you searching for?
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:37 AM
We are fine, Octavio! Please, don't worry! Some snuggles later to make up for this!
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:37 AM
We are looking for... Spamton.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:38 AM
...Huh. any definitive features? Clothing, temper, anything. Do they lead any type of company?
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:39 AM
He's still fussing a bit, using his other paws to check up on them before relaxing You mean the guy who you were supposed to find in 20 years? He's fairly confused at their reasoning but at least they're safe
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:42 AM
Yes, In 20 years.
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:43 AM
Well! He's sweet, a bit of a nerd...small
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:43 AM
went by another name for a bit...
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:43 AM
... That's like, every other person here... What was the name?
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:43 AM
If it's hard to describe you can connect with me and show me directly and I can try to explain?
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:44 AM
Fell into a rough patch...
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OH! YEAH!
03:44
The last time we saw him he was rough...
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:44 AM
They connect to Octavio.
03:45
Had a scowl on his face for some reason!
03:45
That was also 20 years ago so he may look different again!
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:46 AM
Or maybe not...
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:47 AM
He attempts to keep a straight face as he takes in the memories and sort of connects the dots with what he knows. From your memories he doesn't appear all that nice he does look familiar like a celebrity we used to know. He crosses his arms He had a name that had to do with Ice I think...
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:47 AM
...Ice... Say, was it... Uh... Frozen? Black Ice? These are the two I know. I mean.
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:48 AM
Black Ice? I think that was it... He named the company that...
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:48 AM
renamed!
03:48
He renamed it that yeah!
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:49 AM
He was kind in school
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:49 AM
Huh... I only recently met him, and haven't seen him since... Sorry, I don't know if he's here at the moment.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:49 AM
The other name, Frozen. Do you happen to know where we can find him? Maybe it's a long shot but he could be related to Black Ice.
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I mean starting somewhere is better than nowhere right?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:50 AM
Uh... No, not really. You could theoretically look around the second floor, he might be in one of the rooms there!
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:52 AM
Ok thank you and really sorry about uh coming in a weird way? He laughs nervously InormallydontdothisIpromiseyouknow He clears his throat I dont make a habit of breaking and entering through cupboards that's uh ...not normal I'm normal. He winces maybe that was overkill
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:53 AM
Hey, you're fine. I've seen weirder, trust me. This house doesn't make sense all the time. Also, be wary of the bathroom! There's this kind of, uh, weird void monster there. Better safe than sorry.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:55 AM
Why is there a-actually please don't answer that. Thank you for the warning I'll uh try my best not to think too hard or logically about this place hahaha HA Ha He is now painfully awkwardly laughing ok he wants to leave this room now and tries to guide Faxlore and Chayn out of the kitchen towards where he presumes is the way to the stairs Bye uh...Sir! He wants to ask but now it's too awkward oh god it's so awkward
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:56 AM
He waves. Bye! Good luck finding him!
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:37 AM
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He's still there, contemplating his life choices.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:38 AM
Here for cereal
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:38 AM
Oh, hey Grover.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:39 AM
Mmm he pours milk in a bowl. Hi, J. How… How ya doin…
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:40 AM
He shrugged. I mean. I can't say great, but... Fine. You?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:42 AM
Yea not great either. I thought I could sleep off being pissed off at Sylv. Not so much. He angrily looks for a box of cereal that he recognizes
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:42 AM
Yeah. It's not easy to get over. Saffron called yesterday.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:45 AM
Called…. Called your mind? Oh, shit, I’m so sorry…
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:47 AM
Yeah, I... Yeah. He said something about, you know, having a purpose again. Following some kind of goal. It's strange, but... I'm not exactly sure if he's out to become god again. I mean. He did... Invite me to join him, but... Wasn't insistent. I don't know. I don't think he's as bug of a threat as before. If anything... I might be more dangerous than him.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:50 AM
Well, that is peculiar… Huhhhhhh. We can hope he’s not as much of a threat. As long as he doesn’t he’s with his brothers again I think we can take him. We did it before
11:51
Finds this cereal and pours it on the milk
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:53 AM
I mean... Yeah. I would still prefer not to do this again though. I'm pretty tired of having to fight him. Maybe there's a peaceful way out... He wants to hurt Saffron. He knows he does. But the talk made him realize how surprisingly violent that is. Even if he's a bad person, he shouldn't want to hurt him. He just has to push it down and not think about it.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:55 AM
We’ll… there’s gotta be another way to subdue him…
11:55
We’ll just…
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We’ll…
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:55 AM
Uh... Talk to him?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:56 AM
God. Maybe? I dunno. Talking to him might make me so angry I fucking go Neo again. But we can try???
11:57
He sits down next to J.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:57 AM
I mean. You don't have to. I could try.
11:57
We're already... Pretty similar, for all that matters.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 11:58 AM
…Ya know, I compared myself to Saffron before, too. Not a good habit. Or are, are you talking about you and me?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 11:59 AM
I was talking about me and him. Idunno. You're. You're a good person, Grover.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 12:02 PM
…So are you. We got tangled up in some shit, but that doesn’t change. We’re good, caring, patient people. …Trying to remind myself of that, too, haha…
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 12:16 PM
You want some food? I make a mean egg
12:16
Nothing else, i can only cook eggs
12:17
He gets up and starts making one for himself
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 12:44 PM
Yeah, if you don't mind. I really need some nutrition.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 12:44 PM
How do you like your eggs?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 12:45 PM
Hopefully dead, haha... ... I mean scrambled. Sorry. Bad joke.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 12:47 PM
Hm. I can do that
12:47
Dead and scrambled
12:48
He mixes salt and dill into the whisked eggs. He stirs them in the pan as they cook and shreds some cheese on. They are delightfully goopy and fluffy. They are placed on a piece of buttered toast for easy eating.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 12:50 PM
He's here, suddenly knowing the entire plot of Brazil (1985), but after a full night of sleep. He stands in the doorway [👁️ 👁️]
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 12:52 PM
Why is he thinking about flies and typewriters all of a sudden...? Hey, Skunkton, want some eggs?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 12:54 PM
YES PLEASE! He walks in and gets his hands on the coffee pot
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 12:54 PM
Makes more scramby egg
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 12:56 PM
He fixes himself a mug and sits down
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 12:56 PM
J admires the cooking skill. Thanks, Grover.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 12:59 PM
Places eggtoast in front of all of them. We were just talking about how terrifying Saffron is. Dear God, Please, feel free to change the subject, Skunk. Anything.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 01:01 PM
Is he terrifying though? J, of course, knows that he tried becoming god... But that guy didn't do anything scary for a while. In fact it was mostly him, doing all the scary stuff. Yeah... Please.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:03 PM
I BET HE COULDN'T [Make it out alive] A TRIP TO THE ACID [Reflux] He takes a bite of eggs, refusing to elaborar further
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*elaborate teehee
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 01:04 PM
...We can't kill him because of... We just can't. God. No Saffron talk. Um. He is floundering. ...See any good movies lately?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:05 PM
[Brazil (1985)] I [Astral-project] MOVIES TO MYSELF SOMETIMES
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 01:06 PM
Oh, hey, that's a good one. Neat power
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:06 PM
THEY DON'T EVEN GO THERE
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 01:07 PM
That is true, yes. I went there once
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:07 PM
HOW WAS IT
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 01:12 PM
Humid, pretty. Didn't get to look around much. We were filming a movie and I was only there for a few days
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:14 PM
RIGHT SOUNDS [Funsies]!
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 01:15 PM
That's pretty cool Grover. He's eating his dead scrambled eggs. They're good.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 01:36 PM
Cleaning dishes So are y’all excited about the wedding? Because I am. Excited. About it.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:40 PM
WHAT WEDDING
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 01:41 PM
Joseph and Marigold :3 :3
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 01:43 PM
They aren't married? ...Oh shoot that was evil. Nevermind.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:44 PM
OH
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 01:46 PM
It’s like renewing your vows, in a way!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 01:47 PM
[Goodie]
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:41 PM
He enters, following the scent of coffee He sees the group and waves Hey. Sorry to be late to the party.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 02:41 PM
He waves. Hey Chard.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 02:42 PM
Hi! Gives him eggs
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:43 PM
He sits and looks at the eggs, then smiles Huh... thanks. Been a while since someone cooked for me. He eats slowly, then pauses ...Is there coffee?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 02:44 PM
Yeah, Skunk made some
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:46 PM
...Can I have some, please? He blushes a little before standing up No never mind I got it myself. He rushes to make his own
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 02:49 PM
THERE'S [Leftovers] THERE HELP YOURSELF
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:50 PM
Thanks man. He proceeds to make himself some coffee So did I miss anything good? I gotta head back home soon.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 02:54 PM
I CAN WATCH [Feature Length] IN MY HEAD OTHERWISE NO I DON'T [Thunk it] SO
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 02:55 PM
He sits again You can watch whole movies in your head? Cool.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:08 PM
YES IT'S A NEW [[Not a bug: it's a feature]]
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:10 PM
I was thinking of making scones, Octavio, what do you think?
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:10 PM
Well I would like pancakes...
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:11 PM
J turns towards the newcomers and smiles, waving. OH hey! It's you three! Nice to see you again. Did you find Frozen?
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:11 PM
We sure did! We didn't know we were perverts! That's a new one!
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:12 PM
They are grabbing ingredients from the fridge.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:12 PM
Well I do like both scones and pancakes though I was also thinking French toast would be a nice middle ground? He looks at J Oh! Yes tha- He looks at Faxlore mortified
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:13 PM
J stares at Faxlore for a moment and shrugs. Could be worse, at least no one died or got set on fire. I'm glad I was able to help!
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:14 PM
I never knew I was! Had to google it! Seems like an interesting hobby! Octavio you know we will accept you if, oh maybe I should plug in for this conversation?
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:14 PM
Yes you were wonderful help.
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I hope to see someone get set on fire. That would be such an interesting sight.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:16 PM
Uh. There's a flamethrower in the common room by the fireplace. You just gotta make sure that the person being set on fire is Frozen. He handles that pretty well. .... Or Sylvester. He kinda has a red, white and black theme going on.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:17 PM
He's covering his face in his hands. He's so embarrassed then moves his face up to try to explain. Listenwearentpervertsitwasanaccidentandthenwe- He's gesturing a bit awkwardly Alsothankyouwedidmeethimanditwasnotonpurposeuh He's now stumbling over his words He's actually concerned at the mention of fire what even was this place
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:17 PM
Hey, man, like I said, you're chill. We don't bite.
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:18 PM
They lean over to Octavio. I think this place is like a clownhouse or the base of operations for a circus. That's how I have been dealing with it.
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:20 PM
They grab Octavio's hand and stroke his with their thumb, trying to subtly help in any way. I think some of you would bite!
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:20 PM
I DO
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 03:20 PM
You're probably right about the biting.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:21 PM
...Yeah maybe I judged too soon.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:21 PM
He looks at Chayn and again is gesturing he is without words, though he relaxes and tries to take a deep breath only to once more flinch when he hears that indeed one of them bites.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:23 PM
He notices the flinch and gnashes his teeth at Octavio, playfully
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:23 PM
Oh! Be nice! They start smacking the man with a rolled up newspaper from their inventory.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:24 PM
[[A]]
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:24 PM
QmO He is trying not to be rude and hide behind Chayn and Faxlore Do people really set each other on fire here? He looks at J
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:24 PM
...Not all the time, no
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:26 PM
Octavio, for our mental health, I think we should ah.... 'high tail' it out of here... May we ask how to exit?
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:26 PM
We may!
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:26 PM
👁️ 🌙
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:27 PM
☀️ 👁️
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:27 PM
THERE ARE MANY [Paths]
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YOU CAN [Go in the dark] OR YOU CAN WALK THROUGH A [[Door stuck]] WRONG
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:28 PM
J thinks. Oh! I have numerous portals in my room! maybe yours is there?
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:29 PM
THERE'S ALSO [Count to infinity] DOOR FRAMES OUTSIDE BUT I [Unknown] HOW THEY WORK
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:31 PM
He is so concerned and nods quickly at what Chayn has to say. This place sounds a bit confusing in its exit method and wandering into the dark doesn't sound... like a great idea. Can't this place just kick us out?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:32 PM
24 hours and you're gone. ...I doubt this would be pleasant.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:32 PM
YES BUT IT IS [Trauma Center: Under the Knife]
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:32 PM
what he said.
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:33 PM
They gently hug Octavio. We'll be alright, not matter what we do.
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:33 PM
An unpleasant experience... does it feel weird?
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:34 PM
Right trauma... right He finally pulls out a little capsule that looks a bit like tums I'll leave the exitmethoduptoChaynandFaxloremybrainisoveewhelmed He slumps into the hug.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:35 PM
I'm still offering to go look at portals in my room... They're pretty safe.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:36 PM
. . . IT DOESN'T HAVE TO [[That $#!% Hurted!]] I CAN SHOW YOU [Lot] OUTSIDE
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Chayn BOT 12-May-22 03:36 PM
Well then... shall we look for a portal? It sounds quicker and more certain than the other methods.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:37 PM
He stands up from the table, waiting for confirmation.
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:37 PM
I think wandering into the darkness isn't a very good idea! Yes, show the way to your portals!
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 03:38 PM
Great! follow me. He heads to the second floor.
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Octavio BOT 12-May-22 03:39 PM
He's following what Chayn and Faxlore have decided his brain is fried. As he follows them hes kind of pep talking himself I am absolutely normal, it's ok I'm freaking out a little about this house. Most people would freak out.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:40 PM
SEE YA [Scaredy cat]
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Faxlore BOT 12-May-22 03:42 PM
You. They stare at Skunkton. I hope you like being cursed with misfortune. They all follow upstairs.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 12-May-22 03:48 PM
He was going to say something to the effect of "God has cursed me to live", but he didn't manage to structure it in his head fast enough before the kitchen was evacuated. Oh well! What's important is that in his head, he's a winner. He sips his coffee in peace.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:05 PM
He's back.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:15 PM
He’s still here, trying to follow a recipe for casserole
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:17 PM
J walks up to Grover, smiling. Want some help?
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:18 PM
He sees Grover trying to cook and okay Swiss Chard this is an opportunity don't blow it What kinda casserole you making there?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:19 PM
He flicks his wrist to display the recipe on a screen. … Nothing happens. Oh. Right. He pulls it up in his phone
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https://www.lemontreedwelling.com/lemon-chicken-rice-casserole/
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Lemon Chicken Rice Casserole
Lemon Chicken Rice Casserole makes the BEST easy weeknight dinner! It's simple to prep - with just 8 ingredients - and oven ready in less than 10 minutes. This recipe takes classic chicken & rice
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I like lemons
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I need all the help i can get
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:20 PM
Cool. Just tell me what to do.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:21 PM
Oh god he could never fucking make this in a million years, but he smiles I can... help. I think.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:22 PM
He is bumbling his way through.
16:22
Uh, Chard,Can you peel the skin off the chicken and cut it into more manageable chunks?
16:23
J, Juice the lemons for me please!
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:23 PM
Yessir! He salutes, giggling, before going to grab the lemons. He gets a bowl. And squeezes the life out of these with his bare hands.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:24 PM
Sure... Luckily his sleeves are already rolled up. He starts by deskinning chicken, although he is having a bit of difficulty. Eventually he just grabs the skin and tears it off almost violently before dropping it onto the cutting board and slicing the chicken in a much more delicate way
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:25 PM
…Neat!
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:26 PM
He looks at the leftover, dry lemon shells, and eats them whole, with the peel still there.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:26 PM
He arranges the rices and spices
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:26 PM
He glances around to make sure no one is looking before stealing the skin and swallowing it whole
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:26 PM
Hey. Save one for me! Just peels are the best part! Perfect balance of pith and tangy
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:27 PM
J extends the other half of the lemon to Grover. Here ya go!
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:27 PM
Thanks!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:28 PM
He passes over the chicken, which has been cubed I hope his is good.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:29 PM
Perfect! Thanks! He puts everything else in the casserole dish I don’t know how to cook. The oven was preheated.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:29 PM
... Should we have precooked the rice?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:30 PM
...probably.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:30 PM
The recipe didn’t say to… i was confused by that, im hoping the chicken stock cooks it or something
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:30 PM
Yeah, alright.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:30 PM
He slides in in the oven and sets a timer.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:31 PM
....This is nice.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:31 PM
He sits down and smiles. Yea!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:31 PM
He slowly sits down next to Grover, nursing his coffee
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:32 PM
How did you sleep?
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 04:32 PM
J plops down next to them tiredly. He's so hungover right now.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 04:32 PM
You’re always welcome to bunk in my room, you don’t have to sleep on the couch next time!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 04:33 PM
Slept fine. I don't need much. I sleep in an old bed on top of a strip club. He smiles, glancing away a little Thanks, though. Maybe i'll take you up on it.
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Spamton J BOT 12-May-22 05:29 PM
J tries staying awake, but is weak... So soon his head hits the table with a loud "thud" as he snores.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:30 PM
Oh lord.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 05:30 PM
Oh!!
17:30
Uh… he can have leftovers…?
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:31 PM
He now realizes he's basically alone with Grover and chuckles Heh... sure. Is it done?
whuh 2
trolled 2
mesmerized 3
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 05:34 PM
…Uh, the recipe says it should be but i am extremely good at undercooking chicken. He roots around for a meat thermometer, before realizing he should have put it in the meat ahead of time …I’ll just leave it in a little longer to be safe.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:35 PM
Heh, well, that's one similarity we share. I'm no chef. I'm sure you can tell.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 05:36 PM
Well, I’m sure we managed to make something edible! Maybe it’s even tasty! Who knows!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:37 PM
I'm sure it'll be good. You made it, after all.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 05:39 PM
Well, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I can’t cook. …I just, y’know, figured I should start learning, ‘cause I’ve, I’m taking care of kids, now…
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:40 PM
I mean, I... really can't either... But you're good at everything else you do.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 05:41 PM
Ha! Except dancing. But thank you. Really. He smiles softly.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:43 PM
Ha! Sadly I only really know one kind of dancing.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 05:46 PM
He blushes. That’s, fine, i mean, you’re really good at it! I assume. I haven’t seen you. Why did I say that.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:48 PM
Well, I hope i'm good at it. I'm also technically a teacher.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 05:52 PM
…I’m excitedl for the class!
17:54
He gets up and uses some towels to take the casserole dish out of the oven. He can’t find oven mitts. He cuts a slice for himself and for chard. The rice is slightly too firm and it’s… Well, it could be more flavorful. But it’s alright!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 05:56 PM
I hope you are. I'll be putting my all into it. He takes a bite. At least the chicken is cooked through! Hm, lemony.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:00 PM
I think this counts as a success.
18:01
He packages the leftovers.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:01 PM
'Bout the only thing i'm good at is mixing drinks.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:03 PM
Oh! What’s your favorite drink?
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:04 PM
Death in the Afternoon.
18:05
It's just absinthe and champagne but it's good.
18:06
What about you?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:07 PM
Cool. Mine’s white russian. Esau was telling me about this similar drink that had the word Eraser in it that I wanna try
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:08 PM
Oh a mind eraser. It's not hard, I can make you one.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:09 PM
Is now a good time? I’d love that!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:13 PM
Yeah, sure. He opens a window and conjures up some stuff. Vodka, club soda and coffee liqueur. He proceeds to layer the liqueur, vodka, and club soda in thirds, before thinking, and buying a bottle of butterscotch schnapps to top it off Esau always takes it with the butterscotch. Ta-da~
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:16 PM
He takes the glass, and takes a sip, smiles widely, takes a few more. Goddamn this is great!
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:21 PM
Heh... thank you. He smiles and makes one for himself, why not?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:26 PM
He’s thinking.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:29 PM
Oh god Grover is silent. What is he thinking? Oh fuck oh shit, is this weird? Is he being weird? He's being weird. This is so weird. Why did he even come here? He's clutching his glass tightly
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:34 PM
He clears his throat. Hey, I was wondering, is it a cultural- I mean, It’s fine, It’s not a problem, I liked it, But- I mean, why…
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:35 PM
:? Why what?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:37 PM
…Why did you khhh… kiss my hand before the battle?
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:37 PM
Oh. He blushes and glances off to the side I thought I was gonna die... seemed like the last opportunity i'd get.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:51 PM
…Oh. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:51 PM
...I shouldn't have done it. I'm sorry. I just... wanted to. Thanks for not getting mad.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:53 PM
No! I mean,Don’t feel bad. I am. I’m glad I was able to help comfort you a bit in that moment. I didn’t mind! It was nice.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 06:57 PM
You... liked it?
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 06:59 PM
He blushes. I... Yeah, it felt like something out of a fantasy novel. You called me a hero, taught me some cool powers, and kissed the back of my hand as I ran off into battle. It felt surreal. I liked it.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 07:06 PM
I mean... you are a hero. You might not think so but... I do.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 07:10 PM
He smiles, swirls his drink a bit… Hey. Come with me. He stands and chugs the rest of his drink.
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 07:11 PM
:? He downs his drink quickly Yeah, alright.
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Grover Clanton BOT 12-May-22 07:13 PM
He heads out, grabs his blanket, and goes up the stairs to his room I dont feel like using emojis
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Chartreuse BOT 12-May-22 07:13 PM
He follows
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 12:23 AM
J woke up, blinking as he rubbed his eye, dazed. He had a vague feeling of being talked about.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:04 AM
he is here! watch out he's got a baby
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:05 AM
J smiles at Saul. Hey dad!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:05 AM
He comes in and starts making coffee Hey J! How are ya?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:07 AM
Kiddo! Good ta see ya!
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:08 AM
He hums. Tired, confused and groggy. The usual!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:08 AM
he goes up and hugs him I dunno why but I feel like you need extra hugs today.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:09 AM
He makes a double shot espresso for J and hugs him There we go.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:09 AM
He hugs Saul back, laughing quietly. I have no idea why, but thanks!
02:09
wow not only saul but Esau too? lit
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:12 AM
It's been rough, but we're here together.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:13 AM
he sits down next to J Yeah, that's right!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:17 AM
He makes a double shot for Saul
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:17 AM
J takes his cup and drinks some of the espresso. Thank you...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:19 AM
Thanks!
02:19
he takes a sip
02:19
...he is WIRED
02:20
EHAHAHAHAA WAS THAT A DOUBLE?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:21 AM
Oh boy. Yep. He sits down with his own
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:21 AM
he downs the rest of it
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:21 AM
Whoops.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:21 AM
he is vibrating in his seat
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:22 AM
Uhhh... you okay pal?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:22 AM
F F F F FAAAAAAANTASTIC he gives a thumbs up and a wink
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:22 AM
Shouldn't have used dark roast.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:24 AM
he stands up WATCH ME DO A BACKFLIP GUYS!
02:24
ARE YOU WATCHIN?
02:24
ARE YA ARE YA ARE YA?
02:24
HEEEEEERE I GO.
02:25
he closes his eyes and does a little hop
02:25
he opens them again
02:25
NAILED IT
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:25 AM
Holy shit you did it!
02:25
I'm jealous!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:26 AM
EHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHHAH WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:26 AM
Yes!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:26 AM
he closes his eyes and hops twice this time
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:26 AM
J chuckles. Good job dad! He takes one more sip of coffee.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:26 AM
I DID A DOUBLE BACKFLIP JUST FOR YOOOOOOOU!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:26 AM
Holy shit, don't hurt yourself, daredevil.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:27 AM
Oh wow, that's dangerous!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:27 AM
OK OK OK OK WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT. UHHH. UHHH. UHHHHHHH.
02:28
hes running circles around the table like an excited dog
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:28 AM
... Sit down..? worth a shot
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:29 AM
Ummm... Do a cartwheel!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:30 AM
I'LL SIT DOWN AND DO A CARTWHEEL!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:30 AM
A SITTING CARTWHEEL!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:31 AM
he sits down on the floor then tumbles over...its not even a somersault...
02:31
TA DAAAH!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:33 AM
Fucking amazing!
02:34
What do you think Sage? Is uncle Saul fantastic?
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 02:35 AM
Sage smiles. ...Yes! Maybe!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:36 AM
OK OK SAGIE WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:36 AM
He laughs and gets up, making a chocolate milk for Sage
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 02:38 AM
They think. Oh! Go on the ceiling with me!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:38 AM
Saul, do not.
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 02:39 AM
Yes, do!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:39 AM
I CAN DO IT.
02:39
JUST YOU WATCH.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 02:39 AM
Dad no.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:40 AM
he is climbing the fridge
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:40 AM
Saul, please get down.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:42 AM
he is sitting on top of the fridge
02:42
...HOW
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:51 AM
...Jump and I'll catch you!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:52 AM
OK HERE I COME!
02:52
he jumps
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:54 AM
He catches him in his arms Ha!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:55 AM
he laughs I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:56 AM
No, no, not again. He's laughing
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:56 AM
...aww
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:57 AM
He puts him down You're crazy, pal~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:57 AM
PSSSH NAHH
02:57
YOU HAVE MORE COFFEE?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:59 AM
Eeeehhh nah. You'll be up all night.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:00 AM
...THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM???
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:01 AM
...You know what you're right. He makes him another double
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:02 AM
YEEEEEEESSSSS
03:03
he chugs it and slams the empty cup on the table
03:03
ANOTHER
03:03
I CAN ALMOST TASTE TIME
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:03 AM
He just keeps making Saul coffee You're gonna get such a tummyache.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:04 AM
YES YES YES GOOD
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:05 AM
Go man, go!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:05 AM
he downs the third and there is a visible change in him. His pupils dilate and his muscles tense.
03:05
I CAN SMELL THE FUTURE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:05 AM
Uh okay maybe that's enough.
03:06
What's the future smell like, though?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:06 AM
he jumps on the table SMELLS LIKE PINECONES AND DIRTY UNDERWEAR.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:07 AM
Huh. You learn something new every day.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:07 AM
he takes off his jacket and throws it on the ground
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:07 AM
Uhhh...?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:08 AM
TOO MUCH FRICTION I NEED TO GET MAXIUMUM SPEED
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:08 AM
We need to go outside. We need Neo.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:09 AM
EHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE he jumps out the window...luckily it was already open
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:09 AM
Heheehehahahaha! He follows
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:51 AM
🚶 🧒
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 02:31 PM
He puts the coffee to brew and while it does its magic, gets started on the paperwork he brought at the kitchen table
14:35
☕ 📄
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:39 PM
He enters, and smiles Hey Greeds! How are ya?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 02:43 PM
He lifts his head from the paperwork with a little hum on the back of his throat Oh, hello I have some work for you He gestures to the forms in front of him It's for Sage's enrollment I went ahead and filled what I could, mostly contact information We’re gonna need Sage's code index, and I talked to an ambyu-lance guy I know and he told me we could get a reading with a little device, so we don't need to bring Sage to a clinic to get looked at He pulls a small rectangular device from his suit pocket. It looks a little bit like a glucose meter
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:45 PM
Huh... He takes it gently and looks it over So we just scan them?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 02:49 PM
Yeah, I believe so He sips at his coffee, sitting back to give Esau space to look over the forms. Usually when the needles do it they jab you with their lances but this thing doesn't look like it has one It's just a procedure thing Your code index has info on your physical characteristics and other medical stuff so they can check it in case of an emergency And also other database related stuff It's kind of like, uhm Like a lightner's social security number?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 02:51 PM
Uh huh... alright i'll scan them when they wake up. He puts it into his pocket They had a busy day yesterday, running around, floating, singing... busy busy! He makes himself some coffee They're still nervous, but I think they'll warm up to school.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 02:52 PM
Every kid is like that Especially if they haven't been to kindergarden or had much contact with other people outside their family beforehand Which-it's not necessarily a bad thing Just happens, I guess
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:00 PM
J comes to his senses in the corner. Oh, hi Esau, hi Greedton.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:06 PM
He smiles and gives J a coffee You're gonna hurt your neck sleeping there like that.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:08 PM
He shrugs, taking a sip. Eh, I'm sure I'm fine. Crack. Whoops, that's his neck. It's okay, just a small pop. -... Probably. What date is it today? I lost count.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 03:09 PM
I don't think this place has a night and day cycle Let alone dates I have no idea how you guys keep track
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:10 PM
I mean. I don't. So, uh, what's the date? Vaguely.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:11 PM
Uh... I think... He brings up the clock widget on his head phone It's friday the thirteenth.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:11 PM
Nice. And, uh... What month?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:12 PM
May.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:12 PM
Oh crap! I knew I was forgetting something.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:13 PM
:?
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:15 PM
It's my birthday today. Absolutely forgot to keep track...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:16 PM
Holy shit, it's your birthday?! Why didn't you tell anyone?
15:16
I mean, earlier.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:16 PM
I mean, I didn't think it would come up honestly. Kinda forgot about it...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 03:17 PM
Oh, congratulations, J How old are you today?
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:18 PM
Thank you, Greedton. I think it was, uhh... 27?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 03:20 PM
I see Always fun, being in your late 20s That's when you figure out you're not a young adult anymore You're just an adult Or at least it was around that age that it Hit me
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:21 PM
He shrugs. I don't know if I'm past that or not. Well, I now have time to figure things out...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:23 PM
Well, you wanna do something? Something fun?
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:23 PM
He smiles. Well... I'm up for anything. I mean, I didn't really get out of the house the past couple days.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 03:38 PM
Wish my City was more up to hosting guests, we could go to the casino.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 03:49 PM
If you promise to behave, there are some in mine But you can't crash at my house afterwards, it's either a hotel or straight here
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 03:59 PM
I... Hm. I guess a casino could be interesting. I have been there, like, once in my lifetime.
15:59
Thank you, Greedton, either way.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 04:55 PM
I mean It's not my world, that's a very silly notion I'm just saying it has a casino you could spend some time in But if you do spend time there please don't cause a riot or turn into a monster or get arrested
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 04:56 PM
I can't turn into a monster. So I will not!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:01 PM
That part was mostly directed to Donald Duck over there He motions to Esau with his mug, a smirk forming on his lips
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:02 PM
...Why donald duck?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:02 PM
I'll let you think about it for a moment, kid
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:03 PM
He thinks. ...I don't get it.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:05 PM
Well.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:07 PM
Whatever.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:12 PM
...I don't get it either.
17:13
He shrugs
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:15 PM
Y'know, Donald Duck? What do the two of you have in common, Esau?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:15 PM
He has an anger problem and probably could use therapy?
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:16 PM
That sounds more like me... Maybe I am donald duck...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:16 PM
Well that's just true of everybody honey I meant pants You don't wear them
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:17 PM
OH! Oh okay, now I see it. He shrugs Don't really need to.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:17 PM
He doesn't?
17:17
I, mean, you don't, Esau?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:17 PM
I'm not continuing this conversation
17:18
Point is, you're free to come if you're not gonna cause problems on purpose
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:18 PM
I've never worn pants in my life, J.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:18 PM
J blushes brightly. ...Oh.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:20 PM
It's fine, I've got the anatomy of a Ken doll. Mostly.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:20 PM
Oh. Alright. Uh. I don't wanna know why mostly. Uh.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:21 PM
I said we're not continuing this conversation
17:22
How are things with you besides your lack of unacceptably viewable organs
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:23 PM
Pretty good. You're both invited to Marigold and Joe's wedding, and have the option to bring a plus one.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:24 PM
I wouldn't have a date to bring Thanks for the invitation, though When is it gonna be?
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:24 PM
Oh! Good for them! I've gotta text Picotee. However... I think he's already invited isn't he?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:26 PM
We haven't set an actual date yet but knowing Marigold it could be anytime from this weekend to a couple months from now depending on the size of the venue and how fancy of a dress he wants.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:26 PM
Oh I bet he wants the fanciest dress there is.
17:27
Thats a compliment.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:27 PM
Oh he will, I know that much.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:29 PM
Is he the kind of person to go all out in events like that? I miss event planning Used to do it a lot when I was living at Pandora Palace
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:30 PM
Oh yeah. I mean I wouldn't put it past him to make a champagne fountain you could paddle around in.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:31 PM
Oh wow.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:31 PM
Impressive
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:31 PM
That would be pretty cool...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:32 PM
The man has more money than god and he's not too bright. I can't even imagine what the goodie bags will be like.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:33 PM
I am... Weirdly excited to see.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 05:34 PM
I can't believe Joe wants me to be his best man... i'm gonna have to write a speech.
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:34 PM
I can... I can kinda believe it. You did save many of our lives multiple times.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 05:36 PM
That usually qualifies someone as a best man, yes
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 05:47 PM
Yeah.
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:03 PM
Sage runs into the kitchen at high speeds, jumping up into Esau's arms. Papa! Hi!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:03 PM
Sage! He gives them a happy nuzzle Didja sleep well?
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:04 PM
Sage kisses his cheek. Yeah! I like blankets! What are we gonna do today? I wanna play!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:06 PM
Hi Sage, good morning!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:07 PM
We can play! We can play! I just gotta give you a little scan with this first okay? He pulls the scanner out of his pocket I need to get something called your code index, okay? So you can go to school.
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:08 PM
Sage sniffs the scanner suspiciously. Some sage flowers sprout up in their hair. ...Alright. Careful!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:08 PM
It shouldn't hurt, honey
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:09 PM
You won't even feel it, beeper. He gives them a little scan until the device makes a noise All done!
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:10 PM
They squeeze their eyes shut for the scan, but then open them to look. Did it work?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:11 PM
Looks like it! There's a number in the little screen on the scanner. He passes it back to Greedton This look right?
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:17 PM
See that serial, on the screen? It tells an ambyu-lance everything they need to know about you ever In case you need to get treated for something
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:18 PM
what's an ameboe lancer?
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Spamton J BOT 13-May-22 06:20 PM
I'm goin outside for a moment, alright? Call me when we're gonna go. He slips out of the kitchen.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:20 PM
It's a type of darkener native to Cyber World, sweetie Like addisons They're anti-viruses I think it's best if I show you. He raises an open palm, and a pop-up appears besides him. It has a picture of an ambyu-lance. He nods to J as he passes by
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:20 PM
It's a doctor, Sage. They help you when you're sick.
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:21 PM
Sage gasps, and smiles. Cute! Small! Their teeth grow big... and they snap at the pop-up. Chase!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:22 PM
A real ambyu-lance is bigger than you, beeper. He laughs and ruffled their hair
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:22 PM
They pout. Aww...
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:24 PM
They are usually on the tall side, yes A woman in my business is married to one Don't know how he manages Although usually ambyu-lances are very patient by nature
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:30 PM
You'll meet one at school, i'm sure, Sage.
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:31 PM
Ok!!!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:32 PM
Do you hear anything outside? Sounded like a crane
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:32 PM
It's definitely a bird.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:35 PM
Well, that's all we needed, I think He starts taking the filled out forms and putting them back in the folder I'm gonna bring these to school next week You can start on the other one, Sage It's already quite a ways in the school year but I don't think it's an issue
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:37 PM
Sage is a smart cookie, they should be fine.
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:38 PM
COOKIE?! WHERE
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feral
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:40 PM
He laughs and touches their nose with his fingertip You're a cookie, beeper! Nevertheless he gets up to get the cookie jar and grabs a cookie, handing it to them
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:40 PM
Sage was about to bite themselves when they spotted the real cookie, swallowing it whole.
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:44 PM
He chuckles, and looks down at his watch Oh, speaking of, I should go pick my kids up in a bit Do you wanna come with and meet them, Sage? Your papa can come too if he wants He glances up at Esau from Sage, as if his last words were actually a question directed at him
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:45 PM
Ooo! Ooh yes! I wanna go play!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 13-May-22 06:47 PM
He grins broadly I'd love to! Come on, beeper! He puts Sage on his shoulders and stands up to follow Greedton
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 06:56 PM
Okay so before we go, this is very important: He opens a pop up and symbols come up to illustrate as he enunciates the rules Addisons do not have monsters in my world. If you do that weird exorcist thing you do, you will scare people If you take something out of place, you put it back where you found it. I am not cleaning up either of yours' messes This is for Sage — do not play too rough, be gentle, you can hurt someone or yourself if you're not careful. Oh and also be careful with the garden if Vi's plants get ruined I'll never hear the end of it Are we clear?
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Sage BOT 13-May-22 06:57 PM
Sage nods, smiling. OK!
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SPAMTON G. SPAMTON (Greedton) BOT 13-May-22 07:16 PM
Alright then I don't wanna risk a bird encounter outside so Let's try this: He puts a hand on Esau's shoulder. There are not three addisons here.
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:04 AM
He's in here putting up a kettle for tea and whistling
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:05 AM
he steps inside, looking it over
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:05 AM
J follows after him.
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:05 AM
Huh. No fork holes in the ceiling.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:06 AM
he follows
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...yeah
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:06 AM
...you obviously haven't been cooking much.
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:07 AM
Luckily some people here know how to cook. He goes to help Ixia with the tea.
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02:08
Not me tho...
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:08 AM
That's wonderful! Goodness knows after the first few times we never let Saul use the stove...eventually not the toaster either.
02:08
he whispers He put a fork in the toaster and it got stuck in the ceiling
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:10 AM
...I was hoping it'd hit the plate of pancakes you made like a dart hitting a bullseye. All cool and stuff...
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:10 AM
He chuckles I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:10 AM
No, I actually did that!
02:10
...and other things
02:11
...I just wanted ta make a neat tinfoil ball...
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:11 AM
Huh. Cool. After the tea is pretty much done he rummages the cupboards for snacks.
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:12 AM
Lightner life sounds wild. He passes over some mugs of tea while adding some honey and milk to his own, and then leaving them out in case others want some
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:14 AM
Thank hon he takes five spoons of sugar in his tea
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:15 AM
... he just has milk. He only like one kind of tea...
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:17 AM
I have to admit, i've never met so many Lightners in one place, especially in the Dark World. Where on earth did you all come from to end up here?
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:18 AM
...the window??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:18 AM
he shrugs I just kinda went through a door!
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:19 AM
Huh... maybe that's where my bird came through! He lifts a hand to his mouth and laughs into it daintily
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:20 AM
J puts about three spoons of sugar in his drink, as well as milk. I kinda appeared here too..
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:22 AM
...weird. This apartment sure has changed a lot. Eh Saul?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:22 AM
Well...actually...
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:22 AM
--I mean it used to be pretty small! We all had to share one room more or less.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:23 AM
...nevermind
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:24 AM
...I don't... Think this is your apartment, uh, sir.
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:25 AM
...
02:25
Uhuhuhuhuhuuu! Of course it is! How'd you think I knew how to climb in through the window?
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:25 AM
You may have gone through a, uh, dimensional portal?
02:26
Because this house is nowhere and everywhere at the same time...
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:26 AM
...a whosional whatnow?
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:26 AM
Yeah a portal.
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:26 AM
Everywhere and...
02:26
...hon, are you messin?
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:27 AM
Nope, dead serious. I'm not even from your world.
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:27 AM
Watching with much amusement :3
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:28 AM
...oh, riiiiight, of course hon!
02:29
he whispers to Saul I think your son might be broken, maybe out outta get a refund
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:29 AM
HEY
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:29 AM
he snorts
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:30 AM
J laughs. Nope! Not broken. Me and dad are, uh, technically different versions of the same person, as well as every other permanent resident in this house.
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:30 AM
...What?
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:30 AM
scaredok
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:30 AM
Yeahh.... It's complicated.
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:31 AM
Uh...hunh... he's nodding and nodding
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:34 AM
He sighs. You don't believe me do you?
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:34 AM
I mean... weird things happen all the time in Cyber City.
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:34 AM
hes still nodding No I don't!
02:35
You're real creative hon! That's a great thing!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:35 AM
Understandable. You need a demonstration?
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:36 AM
I mean, why couldn't it be happening? I mean... look at me! I don't know, do humans come in teal?
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:36 AM
Hon, I worked in the cosmetic industry. You could be polkadotted for all I care.
02:37
A demonstration? ...will it be long?
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:37 AM
He stands up. ...Nah a few minutes.
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:37 AM
Oooookay
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:38 AM
Follow me then. Everyone else can go too if they want!
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Percy P Addison BOT 14-May-22 02:40 AM
Alright hon, I'll humor you. he follows J
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 02:40 AM
...he's curious. He follows too
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:43 AM
...Huh. He sips his tea and holds up his hand. In it materializes a curious, diamond shaped pipis covered in rainbows. He places it on the table and spins it like a top to amuse himself
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:15 AM
Back here now.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:16 AM
hes back too
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:16 AM
He's balancing the pipis on one finger, and upon J and Saul's return, he tosses it and catches it in his fist, causing it to dissolve in sparkling rainbow pixels Ah, you're back!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:19 AM
He smiles and waves. Yeah, sorry for leaving like that!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:19 AM
Yeah, ehaha
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:19 AM
Aw it's okay! I've been amusing myself.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:20 AM
So...who are you? You look like an Addison...
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:20 AM
Oh, alright. Yeah, I was about to ask!
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:21 AM
He smiles My name is Ixia, and you're right! I am an Addison. I offer a very special deal you can't get anywhere else.
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:21 AM
He sits at the table. Really? And what is it?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:21 AM
Ohhh! Yeah? What kind?
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:23 AM
Well, i'm not sure how it would work with Lightners, but... He holds up a hand, and in a flourish of rainbow pixels appears the rainbow diamond shaped pipis This is my Rainbowpipis! Or a RanPi for short!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:23 AM
...ooooh...shiiiiiinyyyyyy he reaches for it
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:25 AM
J holds back Saul's hand.
04:25
And what does it do?
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:26 AM
This little piece of precious cargo is a never before seen technological design conceived and built by me~ within it, a monumental money making marvel awaits you!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:26 AM
What's the catch?
04:27
Uh. Sorry if I'm rude. It's just. Plenty of bad things happened. I'm wary.
04:27
He doesn't want anyone to touch that mysterious package.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:27 AM
...oh. Uh, right!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:27 AM
What if it has needles?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:28 AM
Kinda soos! As the kids say these days
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:28 AM
Smart to be concerned! Here's how the RanPi works: you accept this little miracle into your hands and with it, beauty and wellness will follow you. Say goodbye to fragmented systems, faulty security measures, and clunky bloatware weighing you down… this little ditty will cure what affects you for as long as the RanPi remains in your possession…
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:29 AM
...Uh huh. This still seems kind of... Strange to me, but you do you. Just uh. Not here perhaps?
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:31 AM
Well, as Lightners, I don't imagine you'd get much use out of the RanPi... but the Darkners of my City find it beguiling! He flicks it. The RanPi spins like a top on his palm, suspended in mid-air
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:31 AM
he watches it, wide eyed
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:31 AM
Oh. Pretty cool, then. Alright!
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:32 AM
It's probably just a pretty toy for a Lightner, sad to say.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:33 AM
...I like pretty toys!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:33 AM
He chuckles. True.
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:34 AM
Then here, you can have one on the house, no rental required! He spins it on the table and it moves around like a top, before settling and gently tipping over in front of Saul
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:34 AM
he takes it in his hands, mesmerized
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:35 AM
Is it pretty?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:36 AM
Sooooo pretttyyyyyyy
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:37 AM
Suddenly, the Ixiafowl struts in and starts walking around the table. Pay attention to meeeee
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:38 AM
Ooh, funny chicken!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:39 AM
J laughs. It's a peacock, dad! Can I pet them?
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:39 AM
Suddenly, the bird jumps up onto the table, because peacocks can actually jump pretty damn high. It nearly knocks everything over, too
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:40 AM
Hello! he beams, reaching out to pet it
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:40 AM
Yessss pet meeeee
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:40 AM
J gets very unlucky, and his still hot cup of tea spills over on him. Ouch!!
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:41 AM
Oh! Oh dear are you hurt?
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Let me see...
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:41 AM
He cringes, fanning his shirt. Oww...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:41 AM
petting the fancy chicken
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:42 AM
Nestles down in front of Saul. My tail feathers are long and colourful and i'm soooooo pretty
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:43 AM
He gets a washrag and runs it under some cold water for J, then wrings it out and wraps the cool rag around his burned hand There, there...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:43 AM
...Pretty birdie he pets its head
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:45 AM
J smiles quietly. Thanks... Oww. It was pretty hot...
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lol.not quietly cutely boy lol
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:45 AM
Of course. Feel better soon, okay? Ixia smiles
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:46 AM
He trills faintly
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:47 AM
He takes his hand away, still holding the cold rag around it. Ok! Of course!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:47 AM
Ehahaha! Would ya like a snack, birdie?
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:48 AM
He wiggles his head a bit and proceeds to preen itself
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:50 AM
...I spose that's a yes. he gets up and brings back some crackers Here! he holds one out
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:53 AM
The peacock looks at the crackers for a moment before pecking at them quickly !!!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:53 AM
Ehahahaha! You mustve been hungry!
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:54 AM
Oh! He doesn't get crackers very often! Crackers are a sometimes food. He laughs daintily
04:54
He mostly eats berries and meat.
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:55 AM
Oh, meat? Interesting bird.
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 04:56 AM
Most birds love meat, actually! Usually bugs, but sometimes I like to give him and his friends scraps.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 04:56 AM
Oh I see, he pets the bird some more
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:57 AM
Eating eating eating god these are some fuckin good crackers aw yiss 🌈 💗
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:57 AM
Pretty cool! I also have a bird. Do they eat bird seed? He takes a handful outta his pocket.
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 04:58 AM
!!!! He starts pecking at his hand
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 04:59 AM
J laughs. That tickles!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 14-May-22 05:02 AM
he falls asleep using the bird as a pillow becuase it's funny and I'm tooo tired to write anything else haha
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 05:03 AM
Okay this is fine lol
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 05:03 AM
Aww, poor guy is tuckered out!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 05:05 AM
Yeah, he must be pretty tired!
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 06:09 AM
He takes some more bird seed out and snacks on it himself.
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:20 PM
He hums a moment before glancing at the clock on the wall Oh man, I should be off, i've got errands to run for work. I suppose if you promise not to hurt him I can leave the little guy here for you all to keep company, he gets so restless in the City.
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 02:21 PM
Bird calls bird calls bird calls feed me I have never eaten ever in my life
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:30 PM
J laughs and takes out some more bird seed, extending it to the bird. Oh! Don't worry about it, I will take good care of this lil guy! Good luck!
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 02:31 PM
Yesss the plan has worked swimmingly peck peck peck
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Ixia BOT 14-May-22 02:32 PM
He laughs and stands Thank you, I just hope he doesn't tell his friends about ya'll when he comes back home! See you, J. He heads out of the kitchen
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Spamton J BOT 14-May-22 02:53 PM
He waves. See ya!
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Ixiafowl BOT 14-May-22 09:33 PM
The Ixiafowl gets up wiggles a little and hops off the table, strutting into the den
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Saul G Spamton BOT 15-May-22 01:22 AM
he wakes up with a snort
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:44 AM
he sighs, running a hand though his hair. He gets a mug. He needs some coffee
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:44 AM
He enters, and puts Sage down to do as they please Hey pal.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:45 AM
…hey
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 02:45 AM
Sage immediately climbs the wall. Gotta get that enrichment in :)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:46 AM
Wasn't expecting Picotee, then again I can't ever expect any of my brothers, nowadays, they just come and go... He stands next to Saul as he roots through the fridge for a beer You okay?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:47 AM
…I…well…
02:47
…I’m fine…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:48 AM
Yoooou don't sound fine. He cracks open a cold one Come on, talk to me.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:49 AM
he crosses his arms on the table and rests his chin on them
02:50
…I overheard J and Picotee…I didn’t mean to but…
02:50
…J…lied to him about Saffron
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:50 AM
.....Oh. He sits across from him ...I can understand why.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:51 AM
…and it got me thinkin about Midnight…how I didn’t exactly tell her the truth either…
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…I don’t like lying anymore
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:56 AM
He looks like he's going to say any number of things, before he stops, and sighs I know Saul. Feels rotten. He sips his beer But to be honest... I think right now it's better Picotee doesn't know he's runnin' around out there.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 02:57 AM
…I…s-suppose so…
02:58
the coffee pot finishes brewing…Saul doesn’t move
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:00 AM
Amaranth messaged me the other day. He said Queen almost had the lot of them executed for everything Saffron did, and he managed to pull them out of a death sentence by assuring everyone that Saffron was gone. Apparently he can be a real good public speaker. He stands up to make Saul a coffee I know it doesn't feel good to lie, but sometimes good and right don't add up as well as you think they would. You probably know all about that. He places the mug in front of him
03:00
Right now I think the right thing to do is just... let people think he's gone. ...I hate saying that.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:01 AM
… he nods, looking down into his mug of coffee
03:01
…we better be extra careful at Joe and Marigold’s wedding.
03:03
…and thanks
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:04 AM
I doubt he'll show up at the wedding. I feel like it'd be way too much of a risk. Wherever he is right now, he must be weakened. It's gotta be the only reason he hasn't attacked again.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:05 AM
…yeah but…crashing his enemy’s wedding? Sounds like just the thing an attention hogging orange asshole would do… he sips his coffee dontcha think?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:07 AM
That's a good point... maybe we should talk to Marigold about it... someday, just, not today, it's been a long one. Sage had their first transformation today! He smiles
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:08 AM
Sage giggles from the wall, twisting their head.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:09 AM
he blinks They did?!
03:09
I thought ya had ta go through monster puberty or somethin
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:12 AM
No, our monsters develop as we grow, and change as our businesses change... I was a bit of a late bloomer, but Marigold sprouted his second face when he was five. And he was a fucking crybaby, too.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:15 AM
he snorts
03:16
...did he need ta get more than one toothbrush?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:16 AM
Nah, he just chewed on a lotta bones.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:17 AM
...dog bones I hope
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:17 AM
...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:18 AM
...
03:18
cough
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:18 AM
ANYWAY
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:19 AM
...so was Sagie a cool giant like their pappa?
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:19 AM
bonesbonesbonesbones they want bones
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:19 AM
...or a baby giant?
03:19
Since they're small...
03:19
...so like
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:19 AM
Heh, they were taller than me, but by no means a giant. Maybe about six foot. They're still young.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:19 AM
...a person
03:20
Oh wowie!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:20 AM
Yeah, looks like their monster will be arachnid in nature.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:21 AM
bless you
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:21 AM
No, spider.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:21 AM
...ohhh
03:21
that's rad!
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Monster Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:24 AM
Sage laughs as they climb up to the ceiling, suddenly letting go of it with their front paws, as if sticking to it with their back legs. Their face suddenly came into Saul's view, two pedipalps moving near their mouth, teeth snapping as they shrieked.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:25 AM
Oh my gosh...
03:25
...you're so...
03:25
CUTE
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Monster Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:26 AM
They're absolutely taken off guard, looking at Saul in confusion. What???? ????!?!????!?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:26 AM
You've got great big spider paws!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:27 AM
He chuckles and smiles Aw Sage, you're the cutest arachnid there is.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:27 AM
Gesundheit
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:27 AM
Yep.
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:28 AM
Sage quickly converted their face to normal, sticking to the ceiling in confusion. Not scared??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:28 AM
Sure is a good thing they weren't a giant rat...I dunno what I would've done. he shivers
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:29 AM
They have GOT to find a rat. Now.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:30 AM
I once knew a family of Addisons who could turn into a rat king. I think they work in the Dark Web now.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:30 AM
...c-c-c-crikey...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:31 AM
Yeah one of them almost took a bite outta Chard. Yoooou don't wanna fuck with them.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:32 AM
Nope! I hope I never even see another rat for as long as I live...
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:36 AM
Sage giggles maniacally, scurrying out of the room, and then coming back, carrying something in one of their claws... From the ceiling, three (3) rats drop into Saul's lap.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:37 AM
he's motionless for a beat, his face draining of all color. He stands up in a hurry and SCREAMS
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:38 AM
SAGE!
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:38 AM
Sage is laughing, watching him scream. Ah, sweet agony :3 The rats are as terrified as Saul is, grabbing onto him with their little claws, trying to get off but they're scared so they sorta stick
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:39 AM
SAUL DO NOT RUN!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:39 AM
he's jumping around, shucking off his jacket ass fast as he can and running circles around he table
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:40 AM
SAUL I JUST SAID DO NOT RUN!? He grabs Saul and holds him still CALM DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA SCARE THE RATS!
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:40 AM
The rats squeak loudly, running around the floor, and only after a minute disappearing back into the walls.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:41 AM
SAGE S. GARDENIA ADDISON! He frowns and growls at them
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:41 AM
he's gripping Esau's shirt white knuckled as he sits in his arms, a la shaggy and scooby doo...he's shaking
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:42 AM
Sage tilts their head, sticking their tongue out and nestling down on the ceiling. You can't get them :3
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:46 AM
If you ever want to eat another cookie again in your LIFE, you'll come down here and apologize right now.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:47 AM
he's whimpering
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:47 AM
Oh no, not the cookies..! They sigh. If it's cookies on the line, they can't risk it... So they climb down and walk up to Saul, mumbling something.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:47 AM
What was that, Sage? I didn't hear anything.
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:48 AM
Sorry... They fold their hands in front their chest, pouting as they looked away.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:50 AM
...he slowly gets down from Esau's arms Aw, it's ok Sagie! A lot of folks like r-r-rats, I know...but just not this guy! Ehaha...ha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:51 AM
And don't you ever do something like that again, not only did you scare the heck outta your uncle, you also disturbed a bunch of innocent animals! And just for all of that, Sage, there will be no Neo for a whole week.
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:53 AM
Sage gasped, looking at Esau in disbelief But- but dad! It was just for fun!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:53 AM
I-It's ok! They didn't hurt me! They probably thought I liked r...r...those
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Spamton J BOT 16-May-22 03:53 AM
J peeked into the kitchen, walking in with Picotee. Everything alright? We heard screaming..
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:54 AM
Oh everything is fine! Ehaha, just a misunderstanding...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 03:57 AM
He inhales deeply. Okay he's trying really hard at this whole parenting thing but he has no experience and being stern in the face of Sage is hard Instead he gets down on a knee and looks at Sage Sage, when you play jokes like that that involve bothering real little animals, all it does is cause harm. Now you really could have hurt those rats dropping them all on your uncle like that, and you could have hurt your uncle because you scared those rats. We got really lucky nobody got scratched or bit... what if uncle Saul got rat bite fever from something you did, huh?
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 03:58 AM
Sage lowered their head, fiddling with their thumbs, muttering. I don't want uncle Saul to get sick...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:01 AM
That's right, nobody wants anybody to get sick. There's a big difference between a harmless prank, and something that can actually hurt someone. I'm telling you this because it's important you know, and understand. You do not manhandle animals, especially not for a joke, and you don't prank someone with something they're genuinely afraid of. They could hurt themselves. Do you understand?
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 04:02 AM
Sage nods, looking up at him apologetically.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:03 AM
Alright. I'm believing you now. Do you know what trust is, Sage?
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 04:03 AM
Sage nods. I do...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:05 AM
Good. I'm trusting you not to do this again. If you want to play pranks, that's fine, but not ones that are gonna hurt living things for a laugh. And if you betray my trust, i'm going to be very disappointed in you, and we might have to discuss your house privileges. He gets up and grabs a box of cookies from the pantry, and hands one to Sage Okay?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:05 AM
...he eyes the cookies
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:06 AM
And no Neo... for the next three days.
04:06
I think that's fair.
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 04:07 AM
Sage sighs, taking the cookie. Okay...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:07 AM
Okay, now go play, and stay outta the walls.
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Sage BOT 16-May-22 04:08 AM
Sage nodded, walking off into the common room, chewing on the cookie.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:08 AM
he smiles at Esau You're a good dad
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:09 AM
Holy shit that was fucking difficult... He sinks into a chair and sips his beer
04:09
Holy shit that was fucking difficult... He sinks into a chair and sips his beer
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:10 AM
Ehaha, well, I think ya handled it well...
04:10
he still looks a little pale
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:10 AM
Yeah... I wanted to do the opposite of what my brothers used to do to me. You okay, Saul?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:11 AM
I think...I'm gunna go lay down
04:11
he sighs Seeya round?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:13 AM
Yeah I don't blame ya... sleep well okay?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 16-May-22 04:14 AM
Will do he smiles and waves
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Narrator BOT 17-May-22 12:06 AM
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 12:07 AM
Here we are in the kitchen So what do you wanna bake, short stuff?
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Playerton BOT 17-May-22 12:18 AM
ANYTHING THAT’S DELICIS!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 12:25 AM
Muffins, you got it.
00:30
He starts getting the stuff to make orange muffins
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Playerton BOT 17-May-22 12:37 AM
YEAAAAA!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 12:40 AM
Zesting and juicing oranges and preparing the flour Hmmm... orange cupcakes, maybe, instead?
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Playerton BOT 17-May-22 12:58 AM
WHATEVER [Floaties for Cheap] YOUR BOAT!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 01:00 AM
Awesome. Cupcake time
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 01:18 AM
They are in the oven, he's making Playerton an espresso* Got something good for ya, little guy.
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Playerton BOT 17-May-22 01:23 AM
OOOOH!!! GIMMIE
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 01:24 AM
He picks him off his shoulders and places him on the chair with his drink
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Playerton BOT 17-May-22 01:24 AM
SIIIIIIPPPPP
01:25
It takes a couple seconds but he’s vibrating intensely. What have you done.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 01:28 AM
Teehee Time to make a frosting
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Playerton BOT 17-May-22 01:32 AM
Oh god now he’s bouncing around everywhere.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 01:55 AM
Ignoring it. Dutifully making a nice orange buttercream frosting 🎶 🎶
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 03:30 AM
Suddenly, there are orange cupcakes with an orange buttercream and an orange glaze on top. He puts one on a plate to take to Sage and leaves
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Spamton J BOT 17-May-22 05:43 AM
They're now here because walk emojis are for the weak.
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Picotee BOT 17-May-22 05:47 AM
Oh, cupcakes. He grabs one and chomps into it slowly
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Spamton J BOT 17-May-22 05:48 AM
J smiles, taking a cupcake. Sweet! What kind are they? He takes a bite.
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Picotee BOT 17-May-22 05:52 AM
Hm. Orange.
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Spamton J BOT 17-May-22 05:55 AM
J doesn't drop the cupcake immediately. Shh. Keep it up. O-o-oh! Cool! He eats it, slowly.
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Picotee BOT 17-May-22 05:57 AM
He smiles at him Tastes good.
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Spamton J BOT 17-May-22 05:58 AM
He smiles back. Yeah. I think Esau made these! He's pretty good at baking.
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Picotee BOT 17-May-22 06:08 AM
Yeah. He is 💙
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:10 AM
He carries Sage in because forget walk emojis Hey J! Picotee!
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Spamton J BOT 17-May-22 06:10 AM
J waves. Hey Esau!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:14 AM
Hey guys! How'd you sleep?
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Spamton J BOT 17-May-22 06:17 AM
Pretty good. You?
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Sage BOT 17-May-22 06:17 AM
Sage waves. Morning!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:19 AM
Been alright. Picotee I believe you promised to show a certain beeper your monster form~
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Picotee BOT 17-May-22 06:20 AM
Oh yes, I did.
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Sage BOT 17-May-22 06:58 AM
Sage gasps. Yes! Please!
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Picotee BOT 17-May-22 07:10 AM
Alright, little one, let's go outside. He finishes his cupcake and suddenly, he's gone
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Sage BOT 17-May-22 07:12 AM
Sage gasps, and runs outside.
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Spamton J BOT 17-May-22 07:12 AM
J chuckles, following them out.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:13 AM
Hey wait I'm not that fast, Picotee! He follows
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 03:56 PM
he arrives and turns the kettle on before opening a cabinet to look for a mug
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:08 PM
Starton drifts into the kitchen lazily, floating up to Scar. Hii~~
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:10 PM
he flinched, quickly turning around HUH??!
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:10 PM
He laughed lazily. Sheesh, I was just saying [Hello World]!
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:14 PM
he huffed, trying to calm himself back down I was… attacked earlier, I’m still on edge, I guess.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:15 PM
[Yikes]! Making tea? They float upside down, lightly poking the kettle.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:16 PM
he looked over at the kettle, which was starting to get hot finally Yeah.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:18 PM
He turned back around and waited till it got hot, floating on his stomach and swinging it's legs in the air. Up to [Share now]?
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:19 PM
normally he’d tell this copycat to fuck off but he did give him that lotion for his scars… And, honestly, out of the idiots at this house he wasn’t as irritating as the rest of them. He shrugged Go ahead.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:23 PM
[Hooray.mp3]! They took a mug out of their hair, which was geometrical with a nice metallic handle, and took the kettle to make some tea in the teapot. They snapped their fingers, and added some sparkles (stardust) to the dry leaves, pouring the hot water over it and leaving the tea to brew for a few minutes.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:25 PM
he had forgotten that, while not as annoying as the other Spamtons, this one was still really weird. He watched, puzzled how any of this was possible for someone to do
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:28 PM
The tea was soon ready, and he poured it into two mugs, one for itself and one for Scarton, afterwards floating up to the man and handing him the cup. Here you goo~
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:31 PM
he actually wasn’t expecting someone to make his tea for him, he only assumed he’d make his own once this space case was finished with theirs. He looked at Startin …what’s in it?
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appleangel 17-May-22 04:31 PM
(*Starton)
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:33 PM
Starton smiled. Pure [stardust], darlin'! Don't worry, it's safe to consume~ He took a sip of his own tea and was completely fine. The tea had a slight shimmer to it as well.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:36 PM
…. you eat stars? he found this really bizarre
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:37 PM
They shrugged. That's my main [diet coke]!
16:39
Try it, you'll like 'em, [prettyboy]!
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 04:45 PM
he was about to drink some when he twisted his head towards Starton in surprise “Pretty Boy”!?!
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 04:49 PM
They tilted it's head, smiling at him lazily. Uh-huh! You are all cuties, especially you, so [one-of-a-kind]!
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:00 PM
he narrowed his eyes at Starton Are you fucking with me? You know I’m screwed up looking and you’re being a smart ass with me, right?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:01 PM
Star smiles, quite genuinely. Nope! I like how you look, very pretty.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:08 PM
he looked at him, just as confused as before What
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:09 PM
It shrugs, sipping tea. You're cute.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:15 PM
he's whistling absentmindedly as he goes to the waffle iron and switches it on
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:18 PM
He waves to the newcomer lazily. Hi you too Gosh, so many people today
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:18 PM
Oh, hiya Star Man!
17:18
he's unwrapping a bar of chocolate How's it goin?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:20 PM
Good!~ I met cutie again today~
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:20 PM
he’s confuse still ????
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:21 PM
Oh yeah? Where? he smiles, getting a bag of marshmallows
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:21 PM
He drifted over to Scar slowly, smiling and booping the end of his nose. Boop~ he's right here~~ ain't he pretty~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:22 PM
his eyebrows raise. I mean, sure Scarton is handsome but usually his attitude puts people off
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17:22
Oh, you two a thing?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:22 PM
Nnope! He's just cute~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:24 PM
Ehaha, alrighty he gets a bad of graham crackers and starts mashing them up
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:27 PM
he snapped to Saul What “thing” are you talking about??
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:27 PM
he shrugs I just thought maybe you two were dating the way Star Man was talkin
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:28 PM
It isn't true~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:28 PM
he puts the chocolate, marshmallow, and graham cracker together
17:28
Yeah, but I just wanted ta be sure
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:29 PM
Well I’m not! Not him or anyone else in this goddamn circus!! he snorts
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:30 PM
Star smiles. Don't be a mean marshmallow~ your tea's getting cold~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:32 PM
he chuckles Too bad, I think ya might like joinin the circus.
17:32
he puts the marshmallowy mixture in the waffle iron
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:33 PM
Sage floats over to Saul What you making~?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:33 PM
Moon waffles! My own version.
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17:34
...it smells good for a little while
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:34 PM
They look at it with interest. [Share]?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:35 PM
...but then
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:36 PM
he snorts again, about to drink his tea
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:36 PM
Mmm, ya know its done when the steams starts turning black!
17:36
the waffle iron is smoking
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:37 PM
Star raises a brow. ... Nevermind, it's [fire hazard]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:37 PM
he tries to open the waffle iron but it is glued shut with marshmallow
17:38
...oh
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:38 PM
he sniffs the air, then looked at the waffle iron …. For fuck’s sake.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:39 PM
Star sighs, and blows on the waffle iron... It immediately freezes over. Try again!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:40 PM
Oh, thanks!
17:40
he pulls at it
17:40
the waffle iron falls to the floor and shatters in a million pieces
17:41
...ruh roh
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:41 PM
They giggle. Sorry!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:41 PM
It's ok! I break stuff all the time!
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:42 PM
Nah, I froze it too much. Can't help it, it's pretty when it breaks~~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:42 PM
Oh well, so much for my snack
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:43 PM
I can make you [snack]
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:43 PM
You can? Thanks Star Man!
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:44 PM
They take the ingredients Saul took, placing them together like an smore, and pressing it between their palms. It began heating up, as if cooking on a flame. Soon he gave it to Saul, perfectly done.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:46 PM
Ohh! Thanks! he eats it up so fast
17:46
mmm...tastes like marshmallow...because it is
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:46 PM
Star floats back to Scarton, hovering in front of the other with a grin.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:47 PM
watches this with the enthusiasm of an exhausted babysitter on a field trip with fourth graders
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:48 PM
You want some?
17:48
Maybe somethin sweet will help your sour face! Ehahaha! he places a sticky, messy smore on a plate in front of him
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:50 PM
Star winces. Nah, cutie won't like that! He reaches for the plate, shaping the ingredients on it... And, because magic, soon It's a pretty looking dessert with toasted marshmallows, a good cookie base and dark chocolate shards. Because magic.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:51 PM
he eyes the fancy smore Wowie...
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:52 PM
They feel proud of themselves. Now cutie can eat tasty food :3
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 05:52 PM
he eyed the dessert, curious
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:54 PM
For you~
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 05:56 PM
he tilts his head...if Scarton won't eat it he DEFINITELY will
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:04 PM
… he eats a small spoonful… and finds it’s actually pretty good. He snorts It’s fine.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:05 PM
...then you don't mind if I try some?
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:05 PM
he pulled the plate closer to himself Eat your own, mullet brain.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:07 PM
Aww...but mine's not as fancy as yours!
18:08
Ehaha
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:09 PM
Your problem, not mine. he continued eating, even though he wasn’t really that hungry since he ate with Staten earlier
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:12 PM
So ya do like it he smirks
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:13 PM
If I gave it to you it might wind up on fire like that weird shit you tried to make earlier.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:13 PM
Ehaha, sure sure, would ya like some water? Or maybe a glass of milk?
18:14
he pours himself a glass of milk and takes a sip. Instant mustache.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:14 PM
That space Spamton made me tea. You’d probably burn the milk, too.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:14 PM
Tea eh? One of those special teas or a normal kind?
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:15 PM
It’s… space tea? No damn idea.
18:16
he wondered why talking to this man was like talking to a kid who wouldn’t leave you alone
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:17 PM
he sits next to him and smiles. He still has a mustache Is it good?
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:22 PM
he was getting visibly irritated It’s goddamn delicious. Why does that matter to you?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:23 PM
he smirks Oh, no reason.
18:23
…so…you like Starton?
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:34 PM
he’s trying to eat He’s fine, I barely know them. That’s none of your business, either.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:37 PM
…I see he looks so smug at the moment he’s trying so hard to keep it in teehee
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:40 PM
he’s imagining Saul being thrown out a window like that one Garfield comic panel
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:48 PM
Anyhow don’t you have any lightners to go bother…?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:49 PM
Yeah, but right now I like bothering you. he chuckles softly But, if you really want me ta leave, I will. he stands up Ya know, you’re not so bad after all.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 06:54 PM
….. he snorts Don’t play with me. I’m a misshapen asshole, everyone here knows it.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 06:57 PM
he blinks Misshapen? Nah. You’re not bad lookin!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:01 PM
He steps inside, sniffing Mm, smells like chocolate... hey Saul! And uh... Hey Scarton.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:06 PM
Hiya buddy!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:06 PM
He smiles at Saul Hey pal, you ready to dance tonight? Chard says his club is taking classes again!
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 07:09 PM
he looked over and sees Esau, narrowing his eyes at him
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:11 PM
He glances back at Scarton and sighs I'm sorry Sage chased you. They really don't know any better, and they just realized their monster so they're having a lot of fun with it. Let me pay for your suit.
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 07:13 PM
he looked at him THAT’S considered “fun” for that little terror??
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:15 PM
He narrows his eyes at him My City's Addisons are predators by nature. They play fight and chase each other and all that jazz all the time.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:21 PM
he blushes Chard’s class, eh?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:23 PM
Yep! He beams I haven't seen that guy dance in ages, I wonder if his old ass can still work the pole like he used to.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:23 PM
he’s totally not thinking about it
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:24 PM
He totally is thinking about it
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:24 PM
I just hope I don’t fall on my face when I try…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:25 PM
Well you'll be holding onto something, just don't do any of his fancy shit your first time and you'll be fine.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:29 PM
Aww, I wanna do all the flippy things
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:30 PM
We don't want ya to break anything.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:32 PM
…I’m pretty sturdy…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:36 PM
He smiles Hey, we'll see when we get there.
19:36
We're just waiting for Reuben and then we can head off.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:36 PM
Oh cool! Should I change clothes or somethin?
19:37
I don’t imagine a leather jacket and jeans would be the best…
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:37 PM
I dunno, you got shorts or something?
19:37
All of Chard's work clothes are breakaway.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:37 PM
Breakaway?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:39 PM
You pull on them and they tear off.
19:39
You can remove them like normal clothes but when he's doing certain acts he just tugs on them and they come right off with some force.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:40 PM
…Huh
19:41
Well, I’ll be right back! he leaves and goes to his room
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:41 PM
He hears Reuben in the other room !!! He leaves quickly
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Saul G Spamton BOT 17-May-22 07:41 PM
he comes back wearing a tank top and shorts…and a dorky sweatband
19:41
Whoops!
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Scarton BOT 17-May-22 08:10 PM
he rolled his eyes and finished his s’mores dessert before taking his tea and going back up to his room
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:41 AM
Makin tea
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 05:46 AM
Here now Jam was busy Soo... How are things?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:48 AM
Pretty good. Working on a speech for Joe's wedding.
05:48
He gives him a green tea
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 05:51 AM
He took the cup, taking a sip. Oh, good. I got my invitation a bit earlier, though I think it was generalized - they seemed to have flooded the common room with them...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 06:21 AM
So that's what that was... well I can't blame Marigold, he's trying.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 06:31 AM
He chuckles. Yeah, I mean... I think he's doing a pretty good job.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 06:36 AM
I'm just excited for it. Man I hope Grover is back in time.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 06:43 AM
Heh, yeah.. Well, let's not lose hope, alright?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 06:53 AM
Anyway I haven't seen you in some time... you holding up okay?
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 08:10 AM
I uh... I don't know? I think I am, but I'm starting to doubt it honestly... He rubs at the dark circles under his eyes with his free hand.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 08:27 AM
You wanna talk about it? You look like Hell.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 08:44 AM
...I don't really want to, but I probably should... he takes another sip of tea.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:02 AM
If you don't make time to talk about things like this, your body's gonna do it for you.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:04 AM
Truth is... I haven't been feeling like... Myself lately. I've been hearing this... Strange voice... And I know it's not Saffron, but... I'm so confused. Am I even myself? What have I become? ...When S-s-saffron called me, I freaked out, and he told me... Something, that made me question... Am I the murderer I was when I was with him...? What if he wasn't controlling me? Did I do all this myself? I killed for fun and I liked it. ...Sometimes I feel like I miss him. Even the thought makes me want to throw up.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:05 AM
I feel like the fact that you're so disgusted means you aren't that person.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:06 AM
...I really hope so. Gosh, this is all so difficult...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:12 AM
Do you... miss Saffron, or do you miss the freedom being in his control gave you?
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:13 AM
He froze up, thinking back to it. ...I... I think it's more the... The freedom part.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:19 AM
I mean, under his virus you could do whatever you want. You didn't have a conscience. It must have felt liberating.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:20 AM
I guess it was. It's hard to describe. It almost felt serene...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:23 AM
Would you go back to it, if you could?
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:24 AM
I'm not sure.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:25 AM
I suppose it might be a tough choice.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:27 AM
...It is.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:31 AM
Are you gonna go looking for him?
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:32 AM
No. No, I'm not going to.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:33 AM
Good, I don't recommend it.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:34 AM
He sips more tea. ...I actually found out I can still reach that little bit of addison code in my head. It gives me the sharp teeth and black eyes.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 09:35 AM
That's... huh. Interesting. If a little concerning. If anything this just proves that Darkner code can persist in Lightner electrical signals.
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Spamton J BOT 19-May-22 09:36 AM
Yeah. I think me being connected to that virus for such a long time left an imprint.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:09 PM
Starton floated down from the ceiling, stretching and yawning. Boy, that's a good nap!
17:12
They look around the kitchen, noticing a crowd. Oh hii~!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:23 PM
He smiles Hey Star, what's up?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:24 PM
They grin at him, turning in the air. Not much~ how is little star growing?~~
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:28 PM
Sage is amazing, they're gonna start school soon! I love that little beeper.
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:29 PM
Ah! Good, good. They all grow up so interesting when I let them run free~ Glad they're having fun, that Sage!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:34 PM
He nods Is there anything I should know about them growing up? They're growing up really fast...
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:35 PM
Hmm... How big are they now?
17:35
Did they get their ears?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:37 PM
Uh, yes?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:38 PM
Oh! Then they'll be growing year by year. You see, when their ears come in, means they're ready to mature and live a looong nice life!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 19-May-22 05:41 PM
Oh! So should I expect any more growth spurts?
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 20-May-22 01:21 AM
Nope!
01:26
They now grow as Normal.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-May-22 01:11 AM
Picking his head up off the table The FUCK is that noise??
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Spamton J BOT 21-May-22 01:11 AM
Shrugs Sounds like peacocks.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 21-May-22 01:12 AM
How fucking many peacocks?? He goes and climbs out the window to check
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Spamton J BOT 21-May-22 01:13 AM
J contemplates it. And also climbs out the window.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:27 PM
arrives carrying Typo in his arms
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 01:29 PM
Is here, carrying picotee. Hey dad! Looks like we both are carrying very cute guys in our arms~
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 01:29 PM
I AM HERE TOO
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:30 PM
Ehahaha! Seems so! It’s like carrying a plushy!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:31 PM
His feathers ruffle and he peeps
13:31
…p-p-pardon me
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 01:35 PM
You heard that, birdie! You're adorable and soft!
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 01:35 PM
WE ARE HERE FOR [Hot Chocolate? Yeah we got it!].
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:36 PM
He gently puts Typo down, who is now a fluffy mess of feathers from the compliments
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 01:40 PM
Yep! We're here for the hot chocolate~ He puts Picotee down in one of the chairs, kissing his cheek and going to prepare the cocoa.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:40 PM
I can help! I know where the powder is!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:41 PM
…c-c-can I have marshmallows please?
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 01:42 PM
Of course you can have marshmallows, cutie! You want syrup in that? I'd appreciate it dad! He gets the milk and starts warming it up on the stove.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:45 PM
Y-y-yes please!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:45 PM
He gets the powder and a bag of multicolored marshmallows and brings them over
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 01:47 PM
J smiles, and puts some powder into five mugs, pouring milk over it. Anyone else want something specific?
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 01:49 PM
[Whipping Cream] FOR ME
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 01:49 PM
I’d like everything please! The whole shebang!
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:08 PM
Cool beans! J began customizing each drink. For Typo he put some strawberry syrup and marshmallows, for Playerton whipped cream, for Saul everything, and for himself he first put whipped cream, then some sprinkles... And drizzled some VERY hot sauce on top. For Picotee he did foam and drew his best attempt at a heart in strawberry syrup. He handed the cups to their respective owners.
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 02:08 PM
YA!!!!!!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:09 PM
Th-th-thank you sir! He starts sipping at it like a humming bird
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:09 PM
Enjoy! He gave the special mug to Picotee with a complimentary kiss on the cheek.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:09 PM
He downs the whole thing in one go
14:09
…he has a killer mustache
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 02:13 PM
He slurps his drink, very loud. Very obnoxiously.
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:22 PM
J starts sipping his drink. The hot sauce mixed with milk is good.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:23 PM
Ooh h-h-hot!
14:24
he sticks his little grey tongue out and fans himself
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:25 PM
J puts a hand on his shoulder. Want me to add some cold milk to it?
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:25 PM
Y-y-yes please!
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:25 PM
He pours some in, making sure it didn't overflow. There you go!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:27 PM
Thank you m-m-m-mister! he happily sips it up, kicking his little legs
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:28 PM
J almost has a heart attack right then and there but composes himself. Must stay strong... He grins. Oh! Wanna see a magic trick, sweet pea?
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:29 PM
He blinks …who m-m-m-me?
14:29
Yes that would be n-n-nice!
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:30 PM
Yep! You, cutie! He grins, and takes the bottle of hot sauce, pouring some DIRECTLY on his tongue. Did I mention it's very, very, very very very hot? He doesn't even flinch.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:31 PM
his little eyes go wide Whoooooa he claps his little mittens together
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:34 PM
J laughs and bows. Thank you, thank you~
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:35 PM
M-m-maybe I should try!
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:35 PM
I don't recommend it! I've got a strong stomach!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:36 PM
Oh, o-o-ok!
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 02:37 PM
he enters the kitchen, seeing J and Saul…. And another goddamn Spamton. Jesus, they’re coming out of the walls at this point. He snorts Another copycat…
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:38 PM
J smiles at Scarton. It's very uncanny. I don't recommend being rude!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:38 PM
Hello s-s-sir! he waves a mitten at him
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 02:40 PM
he flinched slightly at J, then looked at Typo, who looked like he belonged on a toy shelf So, when did you drop in?
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:43 PM
L-l-last night! I have to deliver some emails!
14:43
as if on queue, his bag dings
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 02:43 PM
he raised his brows You’re a postal worker?
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:44 PM
Oh, i-i-it appears I have an email for a Mister…Scarton?
14:44
I’m an e-e-email guy!
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 02:44 PM
he froze in place …. What?
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:45 PM
Is that y-y-you, sir? he toddles over, holding out an envelope and smiling
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 02:48 PM
… he cautiously nodded Yes.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:49 PM
G-g-great! All you have to do is click to o-o-open it!
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 02:57 PM
he was hesitant to click on it, with there being an audience in the kitchen …
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 02:58 PM
J casually sips his hot chocolate. He doesn't really care about what Scarton does if he's not hurting anyone.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 02:58 PM
I a-a-assure you it’s perfectly safe sir! I virus checked it myself! He smiles
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 03:03 PM
…. I would… like for us to step out in the living room to read this.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 03:03 PM
Oh, c-c-c-certainly sir! He hands it over
15:04
he then toddles out to the living room
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Scarton BOT 22-May-22 03:05 PM
he leads with him to the next room
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 03:57 PM
little
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 03:59 PM
I sense a disturbance in the force.
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 04:08 PM
I’m staying in my lane :)
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:17 PM
also staying in his lane but really just because he's so oblivious
16:17
Want more whipped cream?
16:20
he is spraying whipped cream straight into his mouth
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:21 PM
is hold
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Picotee BOT 22-May-22 04:21 PM
He is sleeping with his head on the table, that's what he's been doing while I was asleep lol
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 04:21 PM
J carries Typo into the kitchen, carefully setting him back down. There you go!
16:22
He walks up to Picotee and covers him with a jacket he's been wearing, kissing the other's cheek.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:22 PM
...th-th-thank you... he looks up at Saul
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:22 PM
he looks back down, cheeks full of whipped cream
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16:23
he swallows it Want some, lil police mail man?
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 04:23 PM
Soo, one more hot chocolate for you?
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:23 PM
...I-I-I'm not a police man
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:24 PM
Yes please kiddo!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:25 PM
...thank you f-f-for offering, but um...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:25 PM
he sprays more in his mouth
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:25 PM
It a-a-a-appears you need it more than I do.
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 04:26 PM
J chuckles. I can get you another can. We have a lot of this stuff! He starts to make more cocoa.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:27 PM
N-n-no it's quite fine! It would get on my uniform anyway! he proudly polishes his mail badge
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 04:28 PM
He pulls a can of whipped cream out of nowhere. After spraying some in his mouth, his head becomes abnormally big as he tosses the can into his mouth. Delicious.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:29 PM
...he pokes Playerton
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 04:30 PM
Alright! I could add that to your cocoa if you want. Or just marshmallows and syrup? He pours it in a mug, making sure to add some cold milk to it.
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 04:30 PM
He makes a squeaky noise as he’s poked.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:31 PM
Oh, j-j-just marshmallows and syrup please...but could I have e-e-extra marshmallows this time? Please?
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 04:32 PM
Of course, cutie! He puts A LOT of marshmallows in a mug, and tries to make a star out of syrup. It turns out... Decent. At least you can tell that's a star! He gives the mug to Typo. There you go lil fella!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:34 PM
Th-th-thank you! he happily takes tiny sips and chews on the marshmallows
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 04:34 PM
You are always welcome!
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:34 PM
he pokes Playerton again
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:56 PM
He comes with Sage Good mooooorning, fellas!
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 04:56 PM
Morning Esau!
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:58 PM
his cheeks are full of marshmallow but he tips his hat
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 04:59 PM
Hiya buddy!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:03 PM
Oof, this guy. He gestures to Picotee as he puts down Sage Whatcha all up to?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:04 PM
Just havin cocoa!
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Spamton J BOT 22-May-22 05:05 PM
J sits in one of the chairs, setting Picotee in his lap, letting him rest. Yeah!
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 05:05 PM
He squeaks again.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:10 PM
He pats Playerton on the head Hey you got away from the peacocks! Good!
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 05:11 PM
DON’T [[Patronizing]] ME.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:13 PM
He goes and looks out the window I'm just saying, there's like five out there now.
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 05:17 PM
THERE’S WHAT.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:19 PM
Peacocks. On the front lawn. Five of them.
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 05:20 PM
NO!!! WHY!!! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:22 PM
He goes and makes a cocoa for Sage and himself
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:23 PM
He looks at Sage
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Sage BOT 22-May-22 05:29 PM
Sage cocks their head, looking at him too. They chirp.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:30 PM
…he chirps back
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:30 PM
He puts a cocoa down for Sage with plenty of marshmallows, whipped cream, and cinnamon
17:31
His own is simple in comparison
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Sage BOT 22-May-22 05:31 PM
Sage walks around him, examining him with interest, tweeting and trilling quietly.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:32 PM
he looks at him with a bright smile, his feathers ruffling
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Sage BOT 22-May-22 05:34 PM
Sage smiles back just as brightly, even if a little toothy, and chirps, butting their head against his chest in a cat motion, purring loudly. You've been accepted.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:35 PM
He lightly nuzzles his beak-y little nose against him, like a bird preening. Fluff accepts fluff.
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Sage BOT 22-May-22 05:37 PM
VERY loud purring can be heard as Sage fluffs up, ears fluttering. Amazing.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:39 PM
Cheese and rice this is fuckin cute
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:40 PM
He beams. He fishes around in his pocket and pulls out a little strawberry candy. He coos softly, gently placing in in their hands with his mittens
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Sage BOT 22-May-22 05:45 PM
Sage carefully grabs the candy with their paws, showing off the little finger beans, softly unwrapping the candy and taking the gentlest bite they've ever taken. They tweet happily, but quietly, smiling at him. :3
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:45 PM
…can I have one too?
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:46 PM
Oh! Um, of c-c-course sir! He hands one over
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 05:46 PM
Thanks!
17:47
He carefully twists off the rapper and puts it in his pocket, then pops it in his mouth
17:47
…the candy, not the wrapper
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 06:41 PM
He finishes his cocoa then gets a handkerchief from his pocket and dabs his mouth clean
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Playerton BOT 22-May-22 07:59 PM
He’s watching all this while sipping his cocoa.
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 11:06 PM
Well, th-th-thank you all so much for your warm hospitality! I b-b-best be going, mail awaits!
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Picotee BOT 22-May-22 11:10 PM
I should be going as well. I've been here too long already for today... He makes no attempt to move
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Typo E Spamton BOT 22-May-22 11:15 PM
Goodbye, m-m-mister Picotee! He heads out
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Saul G Spamton BOT 22-May-22 11:18 PM
… His Spamton sense is tingling
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23:19
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Picotee BOT 22-May-22 11:22 PM
He sighs and gets up to leave
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 22-May-22 11:22 PM
Bye, P.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:03 AM
J woke up, startled, looking around. Everyone was already gone except Esau. Aw...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 12:05 AM
Yeah, sorry kid. Picotee's on parole so he can't stay long.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:07 AM
He sighs. Yeah... We just... Hope everything is soon back to normal for him.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 12:10 AM
Yeah. Me too. It's not fair he gets the brunt of the blame for something we all helped do. Seeing Sage is nowhere to be found, he lights a cigarette Guy's had it rough.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:11 AM
He nods. We know it isn't. And we just... We helped do it, too. I mean, we killed people... We wish we could help but we know since we can't see there's not much we can do.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 12:12 AM
Wait, who's we?
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:12 AM
Huh?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 12:13 AM
Never mind.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:13 AM
W-I-i said we? I-i meant I, haha
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 12:14 AM
Having trouble with your inner self again, huh?
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:15 AM
... Maybe? I think. Probably.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 12:21 AM
Yeah, I hear ya. It's hard trying to cope with that.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:32 AM
...Any news? From Grover?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 12:34 AM
Nah. He's in the Light World with Reuben and the kid. I'm sure he's having fun. He grins
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 12:38 AM
Oh! That's cool.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 01:29 AM
Hm. Sounds like some shenanigans happening outside.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:02 AM
Should we check?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:05 AM
Something tells me it's none of my business. You can go if you want. He puts his cigarette out and goes to the kitchen, starting to take some stuff down I'm gonna make some bread.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:07 AM
Nah, I'm not in the mood to butt noses into other people's buisness. Can I help you with the bread?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:09 AM
Sure, if you like. He smiles I'm making brioche.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:09 AM
I don't know the fancy name but I'll be glad to help! What should I do first?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:14 AM
I need some eggs, warm milk, honey, softened butter, sugar, yeast... flour...
02:14
I should braid it...
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:16 AM
Woah... Uh, hang on. He took out the milk, eggs, honey, butter and... "Sugar"(salt), as well as the wrong kind of flour, and was now struggling to find the yeast.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:18 AM
He glances at him and smiles. Oh boy... He looks at the ingredients and tastes the sugar... and immediately realized it was salt. Man. He kinda takes after his dad with cooking. It's endearing, though
02:23
You wanna separate me an egg? I need the yolk.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:26 AM
I can certainly try!
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:29 AM
He whisks the milk, honey, and yeast together to proof it, and prepares the mixer while measuring out the other stuff
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:30 AM
J meanwhile tried to separate an egg... Key word tried. The yolk broke almost immediately. ...aww.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:30 AM
Aw that's okay, try again. We've got plenty of eggs. We'll make an omelet out of that one.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:31 AM
Alright, let me just... He tries again, and this time just barely manages, some shell falling in though. Did I do it?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:36 AM
Yeah! Just gotta pick these out... He delicately picks the shells out with a spoon Okay, now we mix a bunch of this stuff together... He whisks the eggs a moment before putting the flour, proofed yeast mixture, and salt together, starting to knead it in the mixture
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:47 AM
The dough is becoming stringy. Yess this is perfect. He starts adding the butter in increments
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 02:48 AM
J was there, watching.
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Grover Clanton BOT 23-May-22 02:49 AM
A text from Grover. (Lancer and I just got a duo victory royale!!! I think we’re really bonding!!! Sent 10:48pm)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:49 AM
!!! He reads the text and laughs, then texts back (I have no idea what that means but it sounds great!!)
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Starton G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:50 AM
Star floated in. Bluejay? Can I grab you for a sec~?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 02:56 AM
He texts him (Missing you guys~)
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Grover Clanton BOT 23-May-22 02:57 AM
(We miss you too 😘. Sent 10:57pm)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:18 AM
(I'm making bread 🍞!)
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Grover Clanton BOT 23-May-22 03:36 AM
(Wish I could have some!! Sent 11:35pm)
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Grover Clanton BOT 23-May-22 04:06 AM
(What kind of bread, mi alma? Sent 12:07 am)
04:06
(DO you realy trance form in to a monster, what do youre wings look like!!! Sent 12:08 am)
04:06
(Lancer took my phone I’m sorry! Sent 12:10 am)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:21 AM
He laughs (Brioche~ and tell the kid that yes, I do, and my wings are magenta with pink and yellow hearts 💗 💛 )
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 05:12 AM
After a long time, bread is done with a nice little note inviting folks to eat it on the counter. He then picks up Sage and leaves
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 07:09 AM
J came to his senses. Oh, starton was talking to him? Sure, Star! Lead the way! He got up, and followed Star back to the common area.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 01:24 PM
passin thru
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Brooklyn BOT 23-May-22 01:25 PM
Following J.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:15 PM
he enters the kitchen, walking over to the coffee machine
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:17 PM
He enters, happy to see that there's already coffee being made, smiling blearily at Scarton Hey pal, you on the quest for french toast, too?
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:18 PM
he looked over at Esau Hm? French toast?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:19 PM
Yeah, brioche french toast. He steps beside him and starts cutting slices of the fresh loaf for cooking Breakfast.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:21 PM
With brioche? he stepped back as Esau started cooking Sound fancy.
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appleangel 23-May-22 03:21 PM
(*sounds)
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:21 PM
It is THE BEST! He laughs boisterously I just baked it last night.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:22 PM
he blinked You made the bread, too? Damn.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:23 PM
I like to cook! It kept me alive this long. You want steamed milk?
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:25 PM
he was wondering how this Spamton learned to cook, and why he was being so nice to him after how he wasn't nice to him back Uh... sure?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:28 PM
He proceeds to froth some milk Making it for my own, might as well ask. A nice meal is the least I can do after Sage chased ya.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:34 PM
oh that's right, this guy had that freakshow kid who tried to kill him. That was awful considerate of the guy. He looked back over at Esau Where's your kid, anyhow?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:36 PM
Sleepin' upstairs. He pours steamed, frothed milk into his coffee and really gets going on the french toast They're a good kid, they just need to socialize amongst their own kind. Kids. Monsters. People from my world.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:41 PM
he agreed on the "socializing" thing but he kept that snarky comment to himself. He watched Esau fix up the coffee, which actually looked pretty good You worked at a café or something before you got here?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:42 PM
No, I just learned how to cook from my brother and...kept at it. I never let anyone else cook for me when I was Big Shot, and when I was poor I made everything in bulk, and you get sick of the same shit every day. He pauses and puts a pinch of cocoa powder on the frothed milk before giving it back to him
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:45 PM
holy shit, this looked incredible. He actually felt himself getting hungry Goddamn this looks good... I never cooked much on my own, I mainly just went out to eat.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:48 PM
He is chopping fruit, he is warming the syrup... he is putting a big plate of thick cut brioche fresh toast down in front of Scarton with a dollop of butter on top and some strawberries. The middle is soft but the edges are just crispy. There's nutmeg and cinnamon in the egg for just a teensy bit of spice Profitez-en, mon ami.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:51 PM
... he cut off a piece and took a bite, then blinked in amazement Holy shit...?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 03:53 PM
Making himself some. Good food was how he bonded with King, so... He's not expecting miracles, but maybe he can be a little more at peace with a full belly
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 03:58 PM
he was eating more enthusiastically, the food was just that damn delicious. He hadn't eaten this well since his Big Shot days, and even then it wasn't as hearty as this spread was
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:02 PM
He sits with his own, eating. He smiles
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 04:04 PM
the coffee was just as good, even better than what you'd get at a sit down café. He hadn't had a breakfast like this in so long, or really an actual breakfast period. He honestly had forgotten how good it was to eat a real meal instead of just drinking coffee and eating random food stuffs to keep himself at bay between planning
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:05 PM
You don't get a lot of downtime, huh? To just enjoy life?
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 04:09 PM
.... he looked down at his plate, which was already about 70% gone. He really... didn't think about life anymore. He was so hellbent on getting back at King and running him into the ground, he was using every ounce of his energy and strength, physically and mentally, to do just that. He wasn't even sure what he was going to do once he did get his revenge. Right now, he life WAS revenge, or at least the planning for it. Honestly, it was exhausting ... I'm a busy man...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:12 PM
I can tell. I mean, do you even sleep? He's smiling, expecting a completely normal answer
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 04:14 PM
... he cleared his throat barely... while he did most of his planning late into the night, he also just didn't enjoy sleeping due to the nightmares that kept him up. Memories of the acid, of King laughing at him as he suffered, that strange hand and the symbols reaching for him...
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:15 PM
....Ooh. ...You know, if you need help sleeping I have a brother who might be able to help you.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 04:15 PM
he looked over at him Hm?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:16 PM
Yeah, he can lull anyone to sleep... or anything really. He's a Siren. Real sweetheart, though.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 04:17 PM
he raised a brow Siren? Like those mermaid people in fairy tales or something?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:19 PM
Yeah kinda. He runs a gambling empire. Big money.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 04:22 PM
A casino racket, huh...? he flinched, remembering King from his world owned some of those himself, as well as several other questionable entertainment venues. That fucker had his fingers in every criminal pie possible... hell, he owned the whole damn bakery. It reminded Scarton how much control that man had, no one should hold that much power
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 04:23 PM
He's a good guy. He might be able to help you relax.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 04:24 PM
J walks into the kitchen, carefully making his way through with the cane. He doesn't notice Esau or Scarton.
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Spamton J BOT 23-May-22 04:44 PM
J grabs himself an apple from the counter, and walks back to the common room.
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 05:12 PM
:? Huh, that was... quiet of him.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 05:18 PM
he saw J pop in and out of the kitchen, but he shrugs and goes back to finishing his french toast
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 05:19 PM
...Anyhoo, my brother's actually getting married soon. You should come to the wedding! Might get your mind off of... whatever it is that's bothering you.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 05:20 PM
he looked over A wedding? When's this?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 05:20 PM
Like a week?
17:20
Thursday maybe?
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 05:21 PM
he sipped his coffee Oh, damn. That soon?
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 05:21 PM
My brother is very... excitable. He doesn't like to wait for things.
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 05:23 PM
Sounds like it, if he can't wait a week to get married. he finishes his toast, rather pleased with how good this breakfast was
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Esau G. Spamton BOT 23-May-22 05:24 PM
Him and his fiance have been through... a lot. It's complicated and WHAT if the commotion in the den? He gets up and goes to the door, before turning and smiling at Scarton Consider yourself invited, oh, and you can bring a plus one, if you like. He leaves
17:25
(*is)
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Scarton BOT 23-May-22 05:25 PM
he was about to ask what Esau meant by a "plus one" when he heard a loud bang in the living room. He groaned Oh what fucking NOW? he gets up and finished his coffee, then left
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:18 PM
It walks in the kitchen, and stops very abruptly. What is... IS this... U... HU.... There is a tasty smell of food in the kitchen.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:19 PM
…are ya hungry? I could try ta get ya somethin!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:20 PM
Hungry. What is hungry? One feels weird. It turns it's head to him. There is black drool leaking out of it's mouth.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:23 PM
Hrmm he looks around the kitchen and pulls out an orange. Here! I think you’ll like this! He hands it to him.
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:25 PM
It takes the orange. What does one do with this?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:25 PM
You eat it! You put it in your mouth, chew it, and swallow!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:28 PM
How?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:30 PM
Oh! Here... he takes the orange and carefully peels it, he then takes a slice and pops it in his mouth, the makes exaggerated chewing movements with his mouth partially open for it to see, then swallows, opening his mouth and showing that it's empty.
14:30
he then gives him a slice
14:31
Here, you try!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:35 PM
It watches him, opening it's mouth. It's the only thing that seems new - even the teeth are still two white, solid blocks. It has a, seemingly made out of rubber, black tongue. He pops the orange in, copying Sauls movements. This is the first time it's face shows this much emotion - he raises his eyebrows, looking at his hand in disbelief, now empty mouth hanging open. It doesn't need to move it to speak. It's... It's...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:38 PM
...pretty good right? Wait til you try donuts! Ehahaha! he smiles down at him
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:38 PM
What's donuts?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:40 PM
They're the best! They're sweet rings that are full of fat and sugar, cooked in hot oil! he licks his lips
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:41 PM
Tasty. This is what this was. One likes tasty. May one have donuts?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:44 PM
...Oh, well I don't think we have any left...I woulda sniffed em out and ate em all ehahaha he scratches his chin But...we can eat some other tasty things!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:51 PM
What things? It tilts it's head.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:52 PM
Hmm...do ya like salty things? he reaches for a ramen packet
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:55 PM
What is [salty]? One wants to know.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 02:57 PM
he smiles Well, I'll just show ya! But first we need ta boil water!
14:57
he grabs a pot and fills it with water, then puts it on the stove
14:57
Boiling is when ya make water really hot and wobbly!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 02:58 PM
What is water? It limps up to him, looking into the pot.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:03 PM
Water is...I'll show ya! he pours him a glass of water There! You can put it in your mouth and swallow it like I showed ya!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:04 PM
Bad idea. Husk takes the glass... And puts the thing in it's mouth, starting to chew. Glass shards get stuck in it's tongue. ...Ow...Ow...Ow...Ow...Ow... It doesn't stop.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:05 PM
his eyes widen OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!
15:05
SPIT IT OUT! UM...TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! he is panicking
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:06 PM
Husk stops, and it's jaw falls off, effectively emptying the mouth except for the shards that are stuck in the tongue, which is now hanging freely.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:07 PM
OH CRUD OH SNAP OH he picks up his jaw from the ground DOES IT HURT? ARE YA OK?
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:09 PM
Hurt... Yes. Hurt. Ow. The face, however, shows no emotion, black goop oozing out of the cuts.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:09 PM
I GOTTA TAKE YA TA SEE MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S GOT HEALING MAGIC! UM. FIXY...CLOUDS...
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:09 PM
What is clouds?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:09 PM
he takes his hand UM....FLUFFY SKY THINGS. WE GOTTA GO!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:10 PM
Okay. Go. It lets Saul take it's hand. As soon as the other puts pressure on it it snaps clean off.
wheeze 3
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:14 PM
OHHHHHHHH NO. OH NO OH NO OH NO. he's holding his hand...he looks like he's going to cry
15:14
the pot on the stove is boiling over
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:15 PM
Husk looks at the hand. He doesn't appear pained. It broke...
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:16 PM
OK JUST FOLLOW ME AND...
15:17
W-WAIT...
15:17
My girlfriend might not be able ta heal you...ya don't seem like a flesh and blood...thing...
15:18
he takes a look at it and its neutral expression ...you...seem ok...kinda...
15:18
M-maybe I can fix you!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:19 PM
It tilts it's head. Tongue - ow. Other fine. The hand in Saul's grasp wiggles it's fingers.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:22 PM
he nearly drops his hand WHOAWHOAWHOA...
15:23
...uh, let's fix up your hand and then we can go see my girlfriend about your tongue!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:24 PM
OK. Fix hand... How?
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:24 PM
he gets some duct tape from under the sink and gently holds his arm nub This stuff fixes almost everything!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:24 PM
It looks at duct tape with interest. It's bright.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:25 PM
he messily tapes his hand on...it's....bent at a really weird angle now
15:25
Yeah it's shiny! Like you're wearin a shiny bracelet!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:26 PM
It squeezes it's hand. ...Shiny. Yes.
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Saul G Spamton BOT 24-May-22 03:27 PM
Ok, now follow me! I'll take ya to someone who can fix ya right up!
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?̷̂͘?̴͆̾?̸͉̽?̵́͘?̷̦̍?̴̔͋?̶̿̕ BOT 24-May-22 03:27 PM
It nods. Okay. Fix. One will follow.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 09:21 PM
spamstanding
21:21
BOY [Being dormant] SURE TAKES A TOLL ON YOU He gets some coffee ready. Something tells him he might not have much time left to do it.
🥺 3
21:24
☕ sits
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Narrator BOT 26-May-22 09:28 PM
*In Skunkton's pocket there is a mysterious black key*
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 09:29 PM
He dunks it in the coffee and eats it.
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21:36
No point in moping about by yourself. He walks back to the living room.
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
spamstanding
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
Austin.
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
He is making tea now.
22:25
HUH
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
sylvspaghetti
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
spamstanding
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
frozenem
22:25
ANYWAYS
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
he casually sits down
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
HI SKUNK WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP [Forever alone] ME
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:25 PM
OK
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:26 PM
ANYWAY
22:26
THE PLACE IS [Dissolving]
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:26 PM
YEAH. I KNOW.
22:26
KNEW IT WOULDN:T LAST
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:26 PM
RIGHT
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:27 PM
BIT SOONER THAN I THOUGH
22:27
THOUGHT
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:27 PM
AND I'M [Make it out of you and me] YOU ALREADY HAVE [Contingency plans]
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:29 PM
YUP!! SYLV AND NOAH HAVE A [guest entry] ROOM!! I"LL BUNK THERE AND SPENCE HAS HIS ABILITIES IF I NEED TO [trivago]!!
22:30
[HBU]
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:30 PM
GOOD I'M NOT [Certain] WHERE I'M GOING I'M GONNA [Big think] OF SOMETHING SOON I'M GONNA [[M I S S]] YOU THOUGH
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:31 PM
HEAHEAHEA WELL YOU CAN ALWAYS WALK THOUGH THE [void] SEE WHERE IT TAKES YOU!!!
22:32
[MISS]?? YOUR AIM WAS GOOD ENOUGH!!!
22:33
The kettle clicks and he pours a mug of tea for himself.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:33 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT I [Meme]! He pours himself another mug of coffee. Gotta enjoy it while it lasts.
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:35 PM
WELL THEN [send email] SOMETIME!! IT"S ONLY BEEN A [school semester]!!! HEAHEAHEA!! BUT. YEAH I SURE MAKE AN [impact font] AROUND HERE!! HOPEFULLY I MADE PIPLE[worser than ever]~~~
22:37
I MEANT EXCLAMATION MARK
22:37
NOT TILDE
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:38 PM
YOU MADE ME WORSE THAT'S [For certain] TOO LATE! ! YOU'RE [Fruits basket] NOW
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:38 PM
OOOUGHHHHH
22:38
WELL I BETTER GET BACK TO WORK
22:38
SEE YA
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:38 PM
NO WAIT
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:38 PM
🚶 watch
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:40 PM
I I GOT [Zilch] ACTUALLY MY [Sims 2 Social Meter] IS LOW
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MEOW MEOWS FOR MORBIUS BOT 26-May-22 10:40 PM
OK??
22:41
SPENCE IS UPSTAIRS, TALK TO SYLV
22:41
🚶
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:41 PM
OKAY . . . BYE
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 10:43 PM
he is still sitting here, watching the two
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:43 PM
[👁️ 👁️]
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 10:44 PM
Austin is bad at emotional stuff. Sad.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:44 PM
YEAH AND WATER IS WET
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 10:49 PM
he nods
22:50
Anyways, I'm sure you will find someplace.
22:50
he made himself tea as well and is sipping it
22:50
This place is very quiet without the others, isnt it. Its peaceful.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 10:51 PM
I DON'T LIKE [Silence] He sits down across from Sylvester, nursing his coffee. IT'S LONELY
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 11:17 PM
That is a fair way to feel about it.
23:17
I personally enjoy it.
23:17
It gives you time to reflect on the day, and to organize your thoughts.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 11:22 PM
MY [Brain notes] DON'T LIKE ORGANIZING IF I DON'T [Make a distraction] ALL THE TIME THEY'RE GONNA [Hunt me for sport] BEING ALONE. . . DOESN'T HELP
23:23
BUT LIKE [Everything, All at Once] YOU GET [Used goods] TO IT RIGHT HEAHEHAHEA
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 11:25 PM
he hums, sipping more at his tea Yes, there is value in chaotic business as well, it keeps things interesting.
23:26
I think a good balance of both is ideal.
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 11:28 PM
SUPPOSE SO
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 11:35 PM
he finishes his tea and stands up Well, I've collected all my worms, so I don't think i have anymore business here.
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Married to Spamton 26-May-22 11:36 PM
lol he has worms
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 11:36 PM
I hope you can find someplace to go to, Skunkton.
23:36
watch
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 11:36 PM
WHO DOESN'T
23:37
ALSO ME TOO HAVE A [Goodie] ONE I GUESS IT WAS NICE [Catalogue]ING YOU
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Sylvester BOT 26-May-22 11:37 PM
You as well. Good luck out there.
23:37
and with that, he leaves the kitchen
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 26-May-22 11:38 PM
He follows afterwards, waiting a little bit before he does
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:00 AM
coffee.
02:01
... fucking [quiet place] here huh?
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:01 AM
Yes, it seems things have moved on.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:01 AM
he fucking jumps HUHWUH
02:02
who the fuck are [youuuu]?? How many people [moving day] in while I was [snork mimimimi]
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:03 AM
Oh I'm not staying, I'm just curious if you have your key~ 🔑
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:03 AM
Key? like [[keygen]]?
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:04 AM
No. Like this~ He holds up an ornate black key**
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:04 AM
he squints I dont think I have [one and only]?? he pats at his jacket and finds one what the fuck
02:05
as he's talking to ampersand, the cracks around his eyes widen a little, crumbling away into dust
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:05 AM
You'll need it to find the new house, if you so choose to go.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:06 AM
new [house and home]?
02:06
he thinks about it maybe... but I'm [attachment file] to this place, so i'm gonna stick around until it's [going going gone]
02:07
And I don't know what'll happen if I dont [leafs] before then?
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:08 AM
No rush at all.
02:08
I just want you to know that there is someplace that will welcome you with open arms.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:09 AM
he lifts his mug, in thanks Appreciate it, strange new spamton
02:09
do you want [caffeinated beverage] or do you not partake?
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:10 AM
I don't, sorry. I prefer white tea.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:11 AM
wish I liked [hones-t] more! I was trying to [HM01 - CUT] back on coffee but I am [addicts]
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:11 AM
If it's addiction that troubles you, I could assist.
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:13 AM
... why do I feel like I just [missed connections] one of my family members
02:13
eh, its not the worst [thingamajig] to be addicted to i guess. Its not like i sleep [well water] anyways
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:14 AM
Very well! If you change your mind, here my card~ He hands him his black card, reading M& Industries LLC
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-May-22 02:15 AM
spamstanding
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:15 AM
he takes it and looks at it nice [graphic design is my passion]
02:15
he notices Skunkton and waves
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:16 AM
☺️ 👋
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🦨SKUNKTON G; [[Spamton]] BOT 29-May-22 02:17 AM
He lifts a hand as a greeting and walks in to pour himself a mug
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Sebastian G. Spamton. BOT 29-May-22 02:21 AM
I would offer you [business deal] card in return but I havent had any for [see you in 25 years]
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Ampersand G. Spamton BOT 29-May-22 02:22 AM
That's understandable!
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